Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 076: Catfish Jelly W/ Shane Torres

[@funkpapa1]

Shane: "You guys are fun, but my Mom says I cant come to this house anymore." 😂😂😂

[@josef2012]

My favorite part of the show is when I+J start spazzing out on each other and the guest is there just passively watching the scene like".....ok....." 😂

[@BPH55]

Every episode 😂

[@brennanweaver2439]

This might have been my favorite episode ever😂😂😂😂😂😂 omfg hilarious

[@BurnoutBushido]

“I+J” how lazy are you lmao

[@josef2012]

@@BurnoutBushido Apparently as lazy as lmao lol?

[@OctobersOblivion]

@@BurnoutBushidodon’t be gay

[@genellerobillard4560]

It's always chaotic but this is insane how little they let Shane talk, they both ask him questions and answer themselves before he has a chance.

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

Guests on this pod are basically the straight man to Ian and Jordan's shenenigans.

[@Its_Norwegian]

Jordan: What's your craziest sexual experience? Shane: I think it might be this. Lol. Thinking there's a consensus to that statement among us who watch this experience every week.

[@himoragenma6416]

Everytime I see your profile picture, I think "HOLY SHIT, it's Uma Thurman!!!"😆 Be well pretty doppelganger!!!!😂

[@funkpapa1]

Nailed it. 37:30

[@codyholling6721]

This has been my favorite pod lately, love the chaotic energy 🤌🤌

[@jarredfugleberg3994]

Thanks Cody. We were all dying to know

[@DRlFTIN]

@@jarredfugleberg3994thanks, for thanking Cody, Jarred. Very cool.

[@scottiesucks]

exactly what I love about it most as well

[@jennhansonxlove]

You guys are fun. My mom says I can’t come to this house anymore 😂😂😂

[@knowclub-d3n]

The middle school flirting vibes with these two! 😂😂😂😂 ❤❤

[@kassiuh6119]

17:43 When Ian starts laughing with his legs in that butterfly 🦋 like motion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao 🤣

[@mchapman2424]

The fact that everyone here is stone cold sober is pretty unbelievable

[@brokenst33l]

Ian is the ideal person to play an evil evangelical preacher.

[@BROWNIEBEATS]

lmao

[@LFLucifear]

put him in righteous gemstones

[@erikmcarthur6077]

@a24 #a24 make this a thing

[@thedude130]

You mean Ian looking in the mirror every morning? Lmao

[@hithere4719]

He meets subway fellas for free on grindr, and passes the savings onto you! 🙏🏻🕊️

[@phl_knives]

"Don't use your hands to get the chicken out of the soup!" Is not what i ever thought I would hear today. 😂 Jordan and Ian are chaos. Followed by "How do i become a Dom?"

[@rachelcassandra9]

This ep was so good 😂 I love when they’re giggly and in a good mood

[@mcgannstephen]

That master blaster line from shane was so good.

[@robynhall3347]

The Jordan merch HAS to say fair is fair 😂that's amazing

[@davidhunt7865]

SHANE IS HILARIOUS..."Your Dad comes by when mine is at work. "😂

[@michaellopez8710]

I was on page 2 of Google when he said he made up catfish jelly. Lol.😂

[@SamAdams73]

Her shirt design should be “I’m not a lesbian” -Jordan Jensen

[@DamTheKid]

Hahajahhhhhahahahaahahahahahahhahaahhsha where do you get your ideas from?

[@Jacqie_Lee]

I watched Shane's special too. I forgot where I knew him from but I knew i knew his name! He did a GREAT JOB!! There's so many specials coming out lately, some better than others. I really liked his. He's a funny guy as you can tell in this pod 😂

[@silverback3926]

Great chemistry between Jordan and ian. Always a great laugh! Beat entertainment on the tube!!!!

[@tylerhaas611]

We need "i represent the trout" shirts asap

[@addisonhodges1494]

This is my first ever time seeing you guys. Stayed the whole time, laughed a shit ton, and subscribed.

[@kassiuh6119]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 14:32 “NEW SUBJECT!” I’m dead

[@TekNoSolja]

this is the closest Ian & Jordan will ever get to getting it on…. and it’s harder to watch/listen to then I thought.

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Ian is so horny for Jordan and she uses it as her super power haha

[@josef2012]

Ya get what ya pay for, pal.

[@tokoloshe42]

Fair is fair

[@marcelwaddell6290]

I got hard

[@TekNoSolja]

@@tokoloshe42 fair is fair

[@CAPSTRES]

Do NOT change the opening music. Ever. I have sang it to heaven EVERY ep. I need it.

[@KrakoaForAll]

Jordan was in a great mood this episode. Whatever she did to be like this works.

[@brittanywilson1796]

The amount of constant attention Ian needs is fuckin crazy.

[@johnadams9514]

If Jordan went on Are You Garbage the episode would be 63 seconds long. They would say “Yes, you are” and then do a minute long draft kings ad

[@jesuslovespotatoes]

This may be one of the funniest/craziest episodes so far. Great episode!!

[@lucky5cm]

Like Mario and Luigi with those hats

[@theycallmethesoandso]

the sugar plumbers pipedreams podcast

[@motorhead412]

Ian and Jordan are the cutest tarded couple of all time

[@Xprettypistol]

When Ian says “that is the behavior of a schizophrenic” I lost it. Ahahaha 😂

[@XaViiiElLoBO]

Funniest line hands down was Ian saying “Cause I don’t know how to tie knots” 😂

[@CornerStoreDrums]

Always makes the week better when y’all upload! Love the show!!

[@ExxoBilly]

New favorite Pod 🔥🔥

[@wookwares]

Favorite pod currently, yall are hitting a stride the past few months!

[@courtneykouhl]

Dude saw Shane open for Bert. Hadn’t known about him until watching this BIW/J. Excited to watch his special and follow him now, thanks for the intro guys

[@joshk.6246]

Ian and Jordan have such an interesting relationship to watch. One minute they are like two siblings fighting and the next they are like two horny teens. Its a fun will they won't they.

[@therevern2733]

Jordan and Ian are live action version of Ren and Stimpy. Throw shane in the mix and it turns to GOLD

[@marcelwaddell6290]

POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAN!

[@lorenzonicks9254]

Don't know about ny but at least in Milan white socks w/white sneakers is considered trashy. Worked there in retail 4 yrs

[@lazylion420]

Jordan's total lack of self esteem and complete distrust of physical intimacy are the cornerstones of this pod

[@timothymurnane2626]

This episode has me hurting from laughing 😂

[@MarilynJ.]

Omg I live in Vegas, shout out Ping Pang Pong! 😂😂 🙌🏼

[@dudemonn]

Ian please come to another show so I can say Hi in Dallas!!!

[@davidpatriot1082]

catfish jelly is real. it can be made several ways first take catfish clean catfish keep bones boil it all remove bones blend with immersion blender add enough pectin to get the desired consistency you can also use a corn starch slurry to help thicken it can it as normal another way thats more refined take catfish clean catfish boil it all remove everything condense down the liquid use pectin starch and also a little clear unflavored gelatin can it as normal its pretty tasty give it a try guys. its good on ice cream or broccoli

[@roleat]

Please don't put fish on ice cream

[@storia-thyme]

50:11 I sang this out loud the first time Jordan said it bahaha

[@troublesuiter]

I do this instead of therapy

[@hatcha6639]

If you're gonna do wax play there are specific candles you can use

[@jarredfugleberg3994]

Damn dude! Your kinky 🔥

[@divorak9025]

I don't know why but Jordan seems super cute and playful this episode lol I love it ;)

[@juliette1111casanova]

Re-watching and THANK ALL of you ❤Such a great ep

[@ritardstrength5169]

Congrats on the dog 🐕

[@Scufflegrit]

she pawed it

[@Okey-McDokey]

Dumpster Fire, here we go. Coffee ice, no matter what.

[@DamTheKid]

nobody cares that an adult man is excited for his favorite podcast.

[@roleat]

​@@DamTheKidI care

[@kidwolfman]

Of course Jordan won’t believe this… but he was quick because he liked her so much 😂

[@himoragenma6416]

😆Nah she has the look of one of those Goldilocks BUSH girls, it's JUST RIGHT!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@DemocracyJones]

If he liked her then he wasn't her type lol

[@kidwolfman]

HA I thought the same thing right after i wrote that lol. In my head i was like, "oh nooo, she shouldn't know this." Whatever, she's got "the comedy therapist" on her side these days at least and If I remember correctly, he's pushing her to be open to feeling uncomfortable about guys like that (guys that are attracted to her) and give them a chance. Cuz that's how relationships work lol. @@DemocracyJones

[@Deeken171]

This is a female misconception about men that's just dead wrong. If someone takes forever to finish it's not because they think you're ugly. If someone finishes too fast it's not because they think you're hot. Dick sensitivity is mostly genetic, and can be made less sensitive with chronic masturbation. Aka death grip syndrome.

[@StregaSaturn]

Also Ian the blues is typically played in minor and you consistently hit major notes the entire time you had the harmonica lol.

[@ThedeadlyOG]

You tell him!

[@DamTheKid]

Why do you type? No friends?

[@josef2012]

​@@DamTheKidI suppose the same could be inquired of you,friend.

[@xasasas120]

Great guest great ep

[@DRlFTIN]

The “non-sexual” role play on this show is fascinating

[@gnomibee6785]

Non sexual being a very generous term here lol

[@DRlFTIN]

@@gnomibee6785 Indeed, hence the quotes

[@gingerleaf707]

Hooray! Another delightful episode. Shane being on is just amazing. His pod is my other favorite. Love you all. Meow meow meow ❤

[@BenjamenEllis]

This show is great!

[@inqui5ition]

"Why is this the way you are sitting now?" lmao

[@winterthorns7533]

I love y'all so much 12:48

[@CozyQuarters]

How can I buy tickets for the Las Vegas show in March? I don't see anything about it on your websites.

[@ryanforesta1803]

Need more Dommy Mommy Jordan

[@ryanscottadkins]

The Shane Torres impersonation from Ian was spot on 😂

[@SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG]

Bummed I missed the Philly shows

[@Dragon_McFluteface]

Jordan’s fate is to own a lobster boat and live on Deer Isle, Maine.

[@davidhunt7865]

"You guys are like the RUGRATS"😂... **GOTTA DO A PHIL & LIL GRAPHIC**

[@Test-zn9rs]

The cut to Shane’s fade at 56:49 😂

[@ZootedZebruhFut]

bro that’s my bands shirt thanks for reppin Richmond!!!

[@DemocracyJones]

Love Shane Torres! It'd be awesome if they could get Kyle Kinane on. Kyle would get so uncomfortable immediately at the crazyness and that's when he's the funniest lol

[@Eyecyou64]

Kyle would just sink into himself for like half the episode lmao Or he'd just leave

[@DemocracyJones]

​@@Eyecyou64you're right he probably would and that'd make it even more funny! Honestly I'm surprised a guest hasn't zoned completely out or just left lol There's been a few guests that looked like they were close

[@Jacqie_Lee]

Mark Normands face was PRICELESS on this show.

[@kassiuh6119]

U represent the trout ! 😂 🎣 🐟

[@user-hw4ud6vz9q]

shirt- "SLAY ME JORDAN J.!"

[@user-hw4ud6vz9q]

REST IN PISS JORDAN JENSEN

[@ssnyder5471]

Bustin makes me feeeel gooood

[@CorgiWrangler]

Your never going to break the glass ceiling without showing them piggies

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Jordan yearns for Ian but knows she mustn’t

[@DamTheKid]

Get friends

[@ThedeadlyOG]

@@DamTheKid get a life and stop commenting on people comments loser 😂👌

[@Eyecyou64]

Go outside oh my god, sounds like you yearn for him

[@haha20121000]

Probably not, but it's okay to be attracted to your friends at the same time

[@ThedeadlyOG]

@@Eyecyou64 are you stupid? 😂😂

[@martinspiess8906]

I was also surprised that Jordan hasn't been on AYG yet. Ian hasn't been on that show for a long time either.

[@skar02]

Shane looks nothing like Sam Tallent; however, Shane absolutely looks like Will Sasso in a wig

[@marcelwaddell6290]

He looks like Felipe Esparza

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

​@@marcelwaddell6290wait, that's not felipe esparza?

[@hithere4719]

Dude he is Will Sasso’s character in Drop Dead Gorgeous all grow’d up 😂

[@WalkingPaceWP]

I just binged Luddermilk, Will was great in it.

[@Slamdango6]

This is maybe the 3rd episode episode to come out since i started listening, and whenever I listen to them on The Bonfire I always thought they were a couple. And i listened to an episode and they both atart talking about dating and i was honestly like "oh no, they broke up. But theyre still doing the podcast, thats very mature of them." 😂😂😂😂

[@chrisiscool6260]

Love OWTH and the Larry arms

[@cky6918]

You guys are fun but my mom says I can't come to this house anymore 😭

[@JoannaSternbergYoutube]

this podcast needs a shoe-cam like Wendy Williams had on "Wendy"...I could only see the tops of the socks! I need to see the shoes and be in-on-all-the-riffing-and-banter or else I feel excluded 😂

[@Illbedeadsooner]

Ian, I’m a 41 year old dad of two, 7 & 9 y/o. I’ve known I’ve had terminal cancer for two years and I haven’t told my sons yet, some days I feel like I am doin the right thing by not telling them, other days I feel hella guilt. I’ve spent so much time with them making memories, but I’m running out of time and I’m gonna have to tell them eventually. Am I doing anything right? What more can I do to prepare them for the worst news ever. I love you and all your pods and appearances, you’ve given me tons of laughs on some pretty sour days.

[@sislater6334]

In my opinion as a dad of adult sons you're doing the right thing, tell them near the end say last 12 weeks say dads very poorly, they need to feel part of things imho

[@loakey_fm]

this is the most Mario and Luigi, featuring syrup mountain Wario game I've ever seen!

[@fukuuu]

Gummo! Hahaha Edit: also Shane's new special is great!

[@kaleinyasoftly6027]

Catfish jelly 🤣

[@Blooperman122334]

"I'll take off this wolf ring, and burst into tears"

[@osakablue1]

Ian got a shout-out on the newest Hardlore podcast!!!!

[@dawg.fo0dtattoos599]

"Life is SHIT but ya POSIITIVE..... Lets find out what its like to LIVE."

[@ericsmtbadventures9]

The amazing new comedy pod💯

[@KitKatbrat27]

'That boy Shane can pump!' All Fantasy Everything Live Ep. 248 Drafting Weddings

[@kanst22]

Jordan is completely correct RE: socks. No grandpa has ever worn black socks with sneakers.

[@hithere4719]

Yeah he is way out of line.

[@thoughtsmovereality]

These 2 haha The fighting and shit talking never gets old

[@ricksanchez5696]

*I stand with zac saying ian is in love with jordan*

[@rainbowbrizite7118]

I fucking love when you hear Ethan laugh in the background! You know its funny when you hear him, love you guys! And I would absolutely wear a I met Jordan before she killed herself!

[@DamTheKid]

Cool 1 preorder for a gormless lonely idiot. Nobody cares buddy

[@DemocracyJones]

Where's Ethan's cam? Did a camera break or something? It used to cut to him when he talked or when someone burns him lol

[@ThedeadlyOG]

@@DamTheKid also you have the dumbest profile pic for a KZbin account 😂

[@adamant_3337]

Its funny he had no clue about tub girl. Funny thing about tub girl, when I was in high school some one took a screenshoot and made assorted colored flyers and threw them every where in my school and it was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@thyhuntizzle]

@1:02:22 we all felt that "jesus christ" in our souls after an hour of this.

[@Matts_Mind]

Jordan is 100% wrong. Those socks goes with Ian's fit perfectly

[@stevied5459]

Jordan with the pony tail god damn 😍

[@jerrydoes6456]

Did Shane reference Deanna of Sincere Engineer!?

[@FloresG40]

Fair is fair

[@zacharyammon4624]

"LED Soundsystem "