Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 076: Catfish Jelly W/ Shane Torres

[@funkpapa1]

Shane: "You guys are fun, but my Mom says I cant come to this house anymore." 😂😂😂

[@josef2012]

My favorite part of the show is when I+J start spazzing out on each other and the guest is there just passively watching the scene like".....ok....." 😂

[@BPH55]

Every episode 😂

[@brennanweaver2439]

This might have been my favorite episode ever😂😂😂😂😂😂 omfg hilarious

[@BurnoutBushido]

“I+J” how lazy are you lmao

[@josef2012]

@@BurnoutBushido Apparently as lazy as lmao lol?

[@OctobersOblivion]

@@BurnoutBushidodon’t be gay

[@genellerobillard4560]

It's always chaotic but this is insane how little they let Shane talk, they both ask him questions and answer themselves before he has a chance.

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

Guests on this pod are basically the straight man to Ian and Jordan's shenenigans.

[@Its_Norwegian]

Jordan: What's your craziest sexual experience? Shane: I think it might be this. Lol. Thinking there's a consensus to that statement among us who watch this experience every week.

[@himoragenma6416]

Everytime I see your profile picture, I think "HOLY SHIT, it's Uma Thurman!!!"😆 Be well pretty doppelganger!!!!😂

[@funkpapa1]

Nailed it. 37:30

[@codyholling6721]

This has been my favorite pod lately, love the chaotic energy 🤌🤌

[@jarredfugleberg3994]

Thanks Cody. We were all dying to know

[@DRlFTIN]

@@jarredfugleberg3994thanks, for thanking Cody, Jarred. Very cool.

[@scottiesucks]

exactly what I love about it most as well

[@jennhansonxlove]

You guys are fun. My mom says I can’t come to this house anymore 😂😂😂

[@mchapman2424]

The fact that everyone here is stone cold sober is pretty unbelievable

[@serenayflamenca]

The middle school flirting vibes with these two! 😂😂😂😂 ❤❤

[@mcgannstephen]

That master blaster line from shane was so good.

[@SamAdams73]

Her shirt design should be “I’m not a lesbian” -Jordan Jensen

[@DamTheKid]

Hahajahhhhhahahahaahahahahahahhahaahhsha where do you get your ideas from?

[@brokenst33l]

Ian is the ideal person to play an evil evangelical preacher.

[@BROWNIEBEATS]

lmao

[@LFLucifear]

put him in righteous gemstones

[@erikmcarthur6077]

@a24 #a24 make this a thing

[@thedude130]

You mean Ian looking in the mirror every morning? Lmao

[@hithere4719]

He meets subway fellas for free on grindr, and passes the savings onto you! 🙏🏻🕊️

[@tylerhaas611]

We need "i represent the trout" shirts asap

[@rachelcassandra9]

This ep was so good 😂 I love when they’re giggly and in a good mood

[@kassiuh6119]

17:43 When Ian starts laughing with his legs in that butterfly 🦋 like motion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao 🤣

[@TekNoSolja]

this is the closest Ian & Jordan will ever get to getting it on…. and it’s harder to watch/listen to then I thought.

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Ian is so horny for Jordan and she uses it as her super power haha

[@josef2012]

Ya get what ya pay for, pal.

[@tokoloshe42]

Fair is fair

[@marcelwaddell6290]

I got hard

[@TekNoSolja]

@@tokoloshe42 fair is fair

[@robynhall3347]

The Jordan merch HAS to say fair is fair 😂that's amazing

[@phl_knives]

"Don't use your hands to get the chicken out of the soup!" Is not what i ever thought I would hear today. 😂 Jordan and Ian are chaos. Followed by "How do i become a Dom?"

[@motorhead412]

Ian and Jordan are the cutest tarded couple of all time

[@michaellopez8710]

I was on page 2 of Google when he said he made up catfish jelly. Lol.😂

[@davidhunt7865]

SHANE IS HILARIOUS..."Your Dad comes by when mine is at work. "😂

[@silverback3926]

Great chemistry between Jordan and ian. Always a great laugh! Beat entertainment on the tube!!!!

[@brittanywilson1796]

The amount of constant attention Ian needs is fuckin crazy.

[@Jacqie_Lee]

I watched Shane's special too. I forgot where I knew him from but I knew i knew his name! He did a GREAT JOB!! There's so many specials coming out lately, some better than others. I really liked his. He's a funny guy as you can tell in this pod 😂

[@johnadams9514]

If Jordan went on Are You Garbage the episode would be 63 seconds long. They would say “Yes, you are” and then do a minute long draft kings ad

[@Procoloco]

Jordan was in a great mood this episode. Whatever she did to be like this works.

[@lucky5cm]

Like Mario and Luigi with those hats

[@theycallmethesoandso]

the sugar plumbers pipedreams podcast

[@jesuslovespotatoes]

This may be one of the funniest/craziest episodes so far. Great episode!!

[@ExxoBilly]

New favorite Pod 🔥🔥

[@lazylion420]

Jordan's total lack of self esteem and complete distrust of physical intimacy are the cornerstones of this pod

[@addisonhodges1494]

This is my first ever time seeing you guys. Stayed the whole time, laughed a shit ton, and subscribed.

[@CAPSTRES]

Do NOT change the opening music. Ever. I have sang it to heaven EVERY ep. I need it.

[@joshk.6246]

Ian and Jordan have such an interesting relationship to watch. One minute they are like two siblings fighting and the next they are like two horny teens. Its a fun will they won't they.

[@CornerStoreDrums]

Always makes the week better when y’all upload! Love the show!!

[@wookwares]

Favorite pod currently, yall are hitting a stride the past few months!

[@kassiuh6119]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 14:32 “NEW SUBJECT!” I’m dead

[@DRlFTIN]

The “non-sexual” role play on this show is fascinating

[@gnomibee6785]

Non sexual being a very generous term here lol

[@DRlFTIN]

@@gnomibee6785 Indeed, hence the quotes

[@Xprettypistol]

When Ian says “that is the behavior of a schizophrenic” I lost it. Ahahaha 😂

[@XaViiiElLoBO]

Funniest line hands down was Ian saying “Cause I don’t know how to tie knots” 😂

[@troublesuiter]

I do this instead of therapy

[@timothymurnane2626]

This episode has me hurting from laughing 😂

[@davidpatriot1082]

catfish jelly is real. it can be made several ways first take catfish clean catfish keep bones boil it all remove bones blend with immersion blender add enough pectin to get the desired consistency you can also use a corn starch slurry to help thicken it can it as normal another way thats more refined take catfish clean catfish boil it all remove everything condense down the liquid use pectin starch and also a little clear unflavored gelatin can it as normal its pretty tasty give it a try guys. its good on ice cream or broccoli

[@roleat]

Please don't put fish on ice cream

[@ryanforesta1803]

Need more Dommy Mommy Jordan

[@hatcha6639]

If you're gonna do wax play there are specific candles you can use

[@jarredfugleberg3994]

Damn dude! Your kinky 🔥

[@therevern2733]

Jordan and Ian are live action version of Ren and Stimpy. Throw shane in the mix and it turns to GOLD

[@marcelwaddell6290]

POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAN!

[@Scufflegrit]

she pawed it

[@ritardstrength5169]

Congrats on the dog 🐕

[@BenjamenEllis]

This show is great!

[@StregaSaturn]

Also Ian the blues is typically played in minor and you consistently hit major notes the entire time you had the harmonica lol.

[@ThedeadlyOG]

You tell him!

[@DamTheKid]

Why do you type? No friends?

[@josef2012]

​@@DamTheKidI suppose the same could be inquired of you,friend.

[@dudemonn]

Ian please come to another show so I can say Hi in Dallas!!!

[@Okey-McDokey]

Dumpster Fire, here we go. Coffee ice, no matter what.

[@DamTheKid]

nobody cares that an adult man is excited for his favorite podcast.

[@roleat]

​@@DamTheKidI care

[@courtneykouhl]

Dude saw Shane open for Bert. Hadn’t known about him until watching this BIW/J. Excited to watch his special and follow him now, thanks for the intro guys

[@kidwolfman]

Of course Jordan won’t believe this… but he was quick because he liked her so much 😂

[@himoragenma6416]

😆Nah she has the look of one of those Goldilocks BUSH girls, it's JUST RIGHT!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@DemocracyJones]

If he liked her then he wasn't her type lol

[@kidwolfman]

HA I thought the same thing right after i wrote that lol. In my head i was like, "oh nooo, she shouldn't know this." Whatever, she's got "the comedy therapist" on her side these days at least and If I remember correctly, he's pushing her to be open to feeling uncomfortable about guys like that (guys that are attracted to her) and give them a chance. Cuz that's how relationships work lol. @@DemocracyJones

[@Deeken171]

This is a female misconception about men that's just dead wrong. If someone takes forever to finish it's not because they think you're ugly. If someone finishes too fast it's not because they think you're hot. Dick sensitivity is mostly genetic, and can be made less sensitive with chronic masturbation. Aka death grip syndrome.

[@xasasas120]

Great guest great ep

[@juliette1111casanova]

Re-watching and THANK ALL of you ❤Such a great ep

[@Dragon_McFluteface]

Jordan’s fate is to own a lobster boat and live on Deer Isle, Maine.

[@winterthorns7533]

I love y'all so much 12:48

[@skar02]

Shane looks nothing like Sam Tallent; however, Shane absolutely looks like Will Sasso in a wig

[@marcelwaddell6290]

He looks like Felipe Esparza

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

​@@marcelwaddell6290wait, that's not felipe esparza?

[@hithere4719]

Dude he is Will Sasso’s character in Drop Dead Gorgeous all grow’d up 😂

[@WalkingPaceWP]

I just binged Luddermilk, Will was great in it.

[@divorak9025]

I don't know why but Jordan seems super cute and playful this episode lol I love it ;)

[@lorenzonicks9254]

Don't know about ny but at least in Milan white socks w/white sneakers is considered trashy. Worked there in retail 4 yrs

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Jordan yearns for Ian but knows she mustn’t

[@DamTheKid]

Get friends

[@ThedeadlyOG]

@@DamTheKid get a life and stop commenting on people comments loser 😂👌

[@Eyecyou64]

Go outside oh my god, sounds like you yearn for him

[@haha20121000]

Probably not, but it's okay to be attracted to your friends at the same time

[@ThedeadlyOG]

@@Eyecyou64 are you stupid? 😂😂

[@user-hw4ud6vz9q]

shirt- "SLAY ME JORDAN J.!"

[@user-hw4ud6vz9q]

REST IN PISS JORDAN JENSEN

[@storia-thyme]

50:11 I sang this out loud the first time Jordan said it bahaha

[@ryanscottadkins]

The Shane Torres impersonation from Ian was spot on 😂

[@CorgiWrangler]

Your never going to break the glass ceiling without showing them piggies

[@ricksanchez5696]

*I stand with zac saying ian is in love with jordan*

[@kaleinyasoftly6027]

Catfish jelly 🤣

[@inqui5ition]

"Why is this the way you are sitting now?" lmao

[@ssnyder5471]

Bustin makes me feeeel gooood

[@gingerleaf707]

Hooray! Another delightful episode. Shane being on is just amazing. His pod is my other favorite. Love you all. Meow meow meow ❤

[@FloresG40]

Fair is fair

[@fukuuu]

Gummo! Hahaha Edit: also Shane's new special is great!

[@MarilynJ.]

Omg I live in Vegas, shout out Ping Pang Pong! 😂😂 🙌🏼

[@rainbowbrizite7118]

I fucking love when you hear Ethan laugh in the background! You know its funny when you hear him, love you guys! And I would absolutely wear a I met Jordan before she killed herself!

[@DamTheKid]

Cool 1 preorder for a gormless lonely idiot. Nobody cares buddy

[@DemocracyJones]

Where's Ethan's cam? Did a camera break or something? It used to cut to him when he talked or when someone burns him lol

[@ThedeadlyOG]

@@DamTheKid also you have the dumbest profile pic for a KZbin account 😂

[@DemocracyJones]

Love Shane Torres! It'd be awesome if they could get Kyle Kinane on. Kyle would get so uncomfortable immediately at the crazyness and that's when he's the funniest lol

[@Eyecyou64]

Kyle would just sink into himself for like half the episode lmao Or he'd just leave

[@DemocracyJones]

​@@Eyecyou64you're right he probably would and that'd make it even more funny! Honestly I'm surprised a guest hasn't zoned completely out or just left lol There's been a few guests that looked like they were close

[@Jacqie_Lee]

Mark Normands face was PRICELESS on this show.

[@YaaayaaaYEET]

Catfish jelly

[@kassiuh6119]

U represent the trout ! 😂 🎣 🐟

[@Blooperman122334]

"I'll take off this wolf ring, and burst into tears"

[@CozyQuarters]

How can I buy tickets for the Las Vegas show in March? I don't see anything about it on your websites.

[@Matts_Mind]

Jordan is 100% wrong. Those socks goes with Ian's fit perfectly

[@Illbedeadsooner]

Ian, I’m a 41 year old dad of two, 7 & 9 y/o. I’ve known I’ve had terminal cancer for two years and I haven’t told my sons yet, some days I feel like I am doin the right thing by not telling them, other days I feel hella guilt. I’ve spent so much time with them making memories, but I’m running out of time and I’m gonna have to tell them eventually. Am I doing anything right? What more can I do to prepare them for the worst news ever. I love you and all your pods and appearances, you’ve given me tons of laughs on some pretty sour days.

[@sislater6334]

In my opinion as a dad of adult sons you're doing the right thing, tell them near the end say last 12 weeks say dads very poorly, they need to feel part of things imho

[@SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG]

Bummed I missed the Philly shows

[@Test-zn9rs]

The cut to Shane’s fade at 56:49 😂

[@paulracine3813]

I can smell Jordan though the computer.

[@dawg.fo0dtattoos599]

"Life is SHIT but ya POSIITIVE..... Lets find out what its like to LIVE."

[@kanst22]

Jordan is completely correct RE: socks. No grandpa has ever worn black socks with sneakers.

[@hithere4719]

Yeah he is way out of line.

[@dogma7346]

run it up gang

[@chrisiscool6260]

Love OWTH and the Larry arms

[@ericsmtbadventures9]

The amazing new comedy pod💯

[@loakey_fm]

this is the most Mario and Luigi, featuring syrup mountain Wario game I've ever seen!

[@MrPittsSox]

Might have to change the name to "Edging with Jordan"...

[@18Callahan]

Nicotine Dolls 🥰

[@oscarcaceres666]

White shoes with black socks exclusively

[@davidhunt7865]

"You guys are like the RUGRATS"😂... **GOTTA DO A PHIL & LIL GRAPHIC**

[@CrimeEnjoyer]

I have a huge crush on Jordan.

[@xasasas120]

Welcome to the club

[@zacharyammon4624]

"LED Soundsystem "

[@martinspiess8906]

I was also surprised that Jordan hasn't been on AYG yet. Ian hasn't been on that show for a long time either.

[@ZootedZebruhFut]

bro that’s my bands shirt thanks for reppin Richmond!!!

[@thyhuntizzle]

@1:02:22 we all felt that "jesus christ" in our souls after an hour of this.

[@AnarchyVsOrder]

Daddy represents the trout

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

This episode was too sexy for youtube.