Being A Chaotic Evil Jerk In Baldur's Gate 3

[@phoenixastra4429]

ASTARION APPROVES

[@beetlequeen1732]

God Astarion is a disaster child

[@bazyl3357]

What do you expect from someone who was mindcontrolled, raped, tortured and humiliated for two centuries?

[@ImPedofinderGeneral]

@@bazyl3357 ahmmm... humility?

[@someguy4844]

Whats nice it seems you can probably duo the whole game with just him

[@beetlequeen1732]

@@someguy4844 oh totally! Stealth is totally broken in early access. Make your player character a trickery domain cleric for those sweet stealth buffs and just use Astarion to melt everyone using his ranged stealth attack.

[@Dnichols619]

Lots of real people suffered worse than him in real life and came out with humanity. Dude is a psychopath. That can't be taught.

[@jz9991z]

Kissed his foot. Shadowheart approves. Asked him to kiss my foot. Shadowheart approves. LOL

[@davidcarroll5683]

A girl enjoys seeing others submit it seems.

[@Avatarbee]

fetish confirmed

[@jenmygem]

@@davidcarroll5683 But she disapprove of us if we agree to submit to Loviatar while seemingly approving of it in the scenes. Smhhh what do u want from us Shadowheart? lmao.

[@dustin3596]

@@jenmygem she just likes feet

[@jenmygem]

@@dustin3596 Weird spoilers: when you have your first illithid dreams she just eavesdrops on u moaning. Girl has alot of kinks tbh no other companions comments such things about you lmao.

[@Avatarbee]

Pets the dog at camp *everyone liked that*

[@jenmygem]

Lae'zel be like: tch

[@Pomlithe]

@@jenmygem_Chk!_

[@raynmaker]

i think this will be the thing that makes me get the game LOL i'm a big fan of dragon age but if you choose to be evil you just get like 40% of the optional story dialogue blocked off from you, and you still have to do all the save-the-world stuff. but here you can use a windmill to catapult a guy into the stratosphere. i'm sold

[@gerardoalvarado8425]

Or just pull the wrong lever, I was playing neutral picked wrong lever and yeeted him to the next life

[@agtl3168]

It also twice the rpg that dragon age games ever were, true freedom in larians games :D

[@noitsbecky1278]

@@gerardoalvarado8425 dammit kronk

[@misdafireinfexus5828]

ironically thats done on accident more then on purpose lmao. god I felt so bad for the lil shite. atleast I got his stuff tho-

[@blearyeyedchangeling]

I accidentally pulled the wrong lever and did what happens at 2:35 and I was SHOOK. I wasn't prepared to see an animation of him go f l y i n g 😂😂😂

[@mlj3347]

LITERALLY I didn’t know you could change the camera angle, I was just clicking desperately behind the windmill to interact with anything and accidentally sent him flying....

[@alecchristiaen4856]

Tav: "Yeet!"

[@AKisHerceg]

7:39 Rat is twerking on the floor. lol

[@plutograyson4823]

He was doing the WAP dance

[@rayaudios7374]

LOL, I--

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

*sad twerking* :(

[@devontravis7768]

The fact that your character is more concerned with what’s in someone else’s pockets instead of the crashing alien aircraft he’s on makes me want this game even more

[@MelodyofCelts]

The Eldritch Blast vs Squirrel took me out 💀 ✋🏻

[@demoral3030]

This is so hilarious, we are only in early access and there is already so many things and little bits to discover everywhere. The final game is going to be mindblowing.

[@othergeorgea]

Astarion loves this

[@dmsviola1]

Considering his background and the "entertainment" he'd be regularly subject to, it makes sense

[@carbodude5414]

Humiliating characters that annoy you is super satisfying.

[@JustSayRance]

12:56 "Unsummon yourself Gale, before I find a way to kill you twice." *I.Love.This.Game.*

[@marcusr.hansen5361]

"your all going to die" Everyone disaproves, Meanwhile lae'zel in the corner being all "oh yeah"

[@flabbergasted6231]

I'm not typically a person who gets enjoyment out of being a bad guy in game but this was hilarious.

[@germin58]

*Astarion approves*

[@Ratface0007]

“Good news, children; you’re all going to die.” The children: 🗿🗿🗿

[@ihil4620]

l'zeal and astarion agree with all of these

[@aceflashheart]

2:34 AHAHAHAHA!

[@TheFlyingPilgrim]

Goddamn, that’s evil.

[@YumeinaDude]

lol... I remember pressing that one by accident. Laughed my ass off when he flew.

[@ImPedofinderGeneral]

see? Gnome flying to the space! Space gnome returns home. Say hello to giant space hamsters my little friend!

[@renan15jose12]

That was so evil I Loved it

[@loreofmetalenthusiast]

Windmill my ass, that is the new gnomeyeeter 5000.

[@maaikejansen4302]

The squirel sounds like Sera from Dragon age Inquisition

[@loreofmetalenthusiast]

I'm ok with the sadism, mass murder and other shenanigans but I do not approve of you being mean to scratch Missy! ☹️ You apologize to the doggo and give him all the pets!

[@BloodyMarryPL]

Same XDD No one can touch Scratch!

[@loreofmetalenthusiast]

@@BloodyMarryPL Damn straight! Scratch is best boy!

[@BloodyMarryPL]

@@loreofmetalenthusiast Astarion is the best boi. XD but Scratch is the cutest good boy

[@loreofmetalenthusiast]

@@BloodyMarryPL I'm ok with that :p

[@cycy1647]

Oh no, I'm gonna love this game so much. First, a well polished Lawful good playthrough, and then, imma make Tharizdun pround

[@someguy4844]

So the squirrel is Sara from Dragon Age 3?

[@inheritorinterlude8589]

4:29 "Think yer bein' funny?" *Smiles* your character is very charismatic with this face :3

[@animalgirl8181]

Me after seeing them be mean to humanoids: lol Me after seeing them be mean to animals: -gasp- you monster!

[@sgvaldehueza]

2:01 I felt really bad for the dog. :'(

[@jenmygem]

Me too so I quick loaded right after lol. I recruited the dog cause even villains need a companion :)

[@VChong1991]

With a mustache like that no wonder hes chaotic evil 😂

[@Scifwiz]

That squirrel had far too much confidence for a creature with 1 hp 😂😂

[@mjlee8013]

I got so immersed by this video, that I had to pause, to go purcharse this game on Steam.

[@JordanJumpin]

I can’t get over the feet slurping sounds

[@JayTohab]

So _nasty_

[@Mendalar]

The squirrel one nearly cost me the food in my mouth. I do wish he'd flung a giant boulder at it though, that would have been the cherry on the top.

[@polblanes]

I don't know what's more disturbing: your decisions in the game or the fact that your character looks just like me.

[@Sedines]

The windmill LOL! I was so tempted to pull the lever.

[@MUNMOMUU]

I did actually accidently release the goblin on my 3rd playthrough and I was like "well he is kinda jerk so I'm fine with this" after laughing maniacally for couple minutes. But otherwise I can't see myself being mean in this game!

[@lillithb1661]

Gale in the thumbnail looks like he’s saying ‘do you even lift, bro?’

[@MayHugger]

For real, why is a wizard so jacked?

[@Dark3nedDragon]

This going to be one of the few games where I go full Evil. My Lolth-Sworn Paladin going to be Evil, not Chaotic Stupid (although that is hilarious), just Evil. Something akin to Shigaraki in My Hero Academia, I'll destroy everything and everyone, except for my friends.

[@damobeck1]

I mean is breaking the wand *really* a chaotic evil thing to do? Seems like the right choice to me.

[@jenmygem]

It could be seen as either chaotic evil or lawful good. Chaotic evils would get a kick out of it from the poor woman screaming in despair. And well, lawful goods would think that type of magic is immoral and against the law. I played co-op with a friend who seemed to be running a lawful good character and I thought his actions were pretty evil lol. Two sides of the same coin, only difference is intention.

[@damobeck1]

@@jenmygem well said.

[@jenmygem]

@@damobeck1 thank you kind sir

[@Sigismund-von-Luxembourg]

You basically have to be a jerk if you don't wanna trigger a romance which is kind of annoying.

[@jenmygem]

Not necessarily true, but if you do nice things, Halsin and Gale will always fall love with you 💀. Other companions you have to pick a flirty option first.

[@Sigismund-von-Luxembourg]

@@jenmygem Gale just tried to romance again after rejecting him once and the only no option is a jerk response. It may be a bug though idk

[@godlessandlovingit]

The way that Mareena was being a demanding bitch, and was ready to sacrifice her child, made me happy to see the wand broke.

[@RM1Sammy]

Lmfao god, this is my favorite video

[@spaceerror_3571]

I wasn’t not prepared to see shadow hearts actually approve this option. 4:17

[@otakamerd1220]

*literally robs someone* Shadowheart: Nice 👌 *walks in on two people fucking* Astarion: lmao What a lovely group of gremlins

[@FoxxyWilde]

"Pull the lever, Kronk." 2:35 "WRONG LEVERRRRRRR!!!!!!"

[@roguejester4986]

Why does the dog's voice sound so familiar?

[@idraote]

Well, at least he's very handsome. In both his personifications

[@soulbakin]

i kicked the squirrel into a tree and bloodied up the damn tree 😂

[@amaguni_pikore]

*i want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning* I AM SO FUGKING DEAD AHHAHAHHHH OH MY GOOOOOD

[@jameslongstaff2129]

I feel like Andy samberg could play a LA version of this character

[@emeraldisle13]

omg the body and the windmill!! lmao!

[@thesilvercircle4582]

Holy crap this video was funny! And your PC is so cute!!

[@jenmygem]

thanks!

[@epiphanyofremorse]

Timber is fuckin goated 😂😂

[@L.R.T.]

Noooo The poor doggo

[@ReadyAimFire_]

Astarion is best companion ever.

[@anthemanatheme1638]

Lmfao the fucking menacing walk in the first clip

[@heyitsnotmars]

2:05 idk the dog sounds like cole’s voice actor from dragon age 🤔

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

1:11 funny, someone said this sounds like Sera from dragon age: inquisition, lol. But yeah, I hear it a tad, it’s just hard because he’s not making his usual... Cole voice.

[@olegabr4481]

Why does Shadowheart approve liking a foot?

[@spacebarisntworking7530]

I really want to get this game but I'm waiting for the full release.

[@jenmygem]

After owning and playing this game for two years, I would say wait for release as well. 😅

[@AmberPrice881]

Lol I'm doing an evil playthrough too, but I still can't bring myself to be mean to Scratch

[@jenmygem]

Its so hard to be mean to him

[@lonelynaire6078]

I love this game :D Reminds me of Dragon Age Origins

[@jenmygem]

Same here! That's why I'm hoping for the best~!

[@MBOmnis]

Holy crap, Findal can RUN

[@mshalls7614]

What is everyone playing on? Steamdeck? PC? Should I wait for the PS5 release or do I have to buy a Steamdeck now?

[@jenmygem]

Pc and steamdeck. Runs pretty OK on the steamdeck, 40 fps. Controls are nice. You could wait for the ps5 version, steamdeck runs on low-medum settings.

[@mshalls7614]

Thanks so much for the reply. This might be the one game that makes me buy a steam deck. Lol.

[@simonasimonah]

1:11 Sera?

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

Wait, you’re right... that literally sounds just like her, lmao

[@jerome6191]

I wish they kept the alignment system

[@jenmygem]

Same here, I still choose an alignment for my characters in bg3 and rp that tho 😭

[@jerome6191]

@@jenmygem yeah it's that it's really hard to tell which is which. I like Neutral Evil and Chaotic Good. However NE is a very tricky one cause it shares similarities with CE.

[@jenmygem]

@@jerome6191 truue, it's really hard, Shadowheart seemed lawful evil, lawful netual and also neutral evil. i guess i also like how we have to guess their alignment

[@serronserron1320]

What is the leave Gale's body in the middle of Baldur's Gate for for several days for evil's sake?

[@bookbeetle874]

I'm curious: does Astarion's dialog at 11:01 change if your Tav is a female character, or does he always say "handsome"? I think he references an incubus, rather than a succubus, another time, too. (I'm only now getting into BG3, so I don't really know the companions, but it's interesting and cool to think that one or more might be hard-coded as bisexual/pansexual, rather than more generally playersexual with a heterosexual history, as the two other men and maybe Shadowheart(?) seem to be.)

[@jenmygem]

His dialogue doesn’t change there.

[@noitsbecky1278]

@GBH no, he’s bi

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

@GBH For the sake of gameplay every character is pansexual, but I do think that, if it weren’t for trying to allow the main character to romance anyone, he would be gay. He makes references to being with men quite often. He even says he’d consider being with Wyll if he had the male version of his minion. I haven’t personally heard him make references for women. That dialogue for him preferring that minion comes up if you choose Wyll at the party and speak with Astarion. He says he’d consider Wyll if he had a different minion, which to me says he prefers men.

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

@@noitsbecky1278 For the sake of gameplay, every single character is pansexual, but characters do give off different sexuality vibes. Astarion makes references to desiring men quite a lot. I’m bisexual and it can come off as gay or straight, but considering every character is made pansexual, it wouldn’t surprise me if that’s just so that you can play any character and romance anyone.

[@Krikario]

@@user-sf9gs2pg1b In one of his recent streams Neil Newbon ( Astarion's va) has talked about the importance of orientation and stated that Astarion is pan. I think from the get go, and out of all the origin characters, Astarion being the official pan rings to be the most true. He does talk frequently about having same sex relationships, but there are also the instances of him flirting ( or trying to flirt ) with Shadowheart and sleeping with Lae'zel at the party. Basically, I think he was the most open to share a bed with anyone from the origins.

[@InsomnicKing]

This is kinda funny

[@jerome6191]

Please tell me some of these things are still in patch 8

[@jenmygem]

Yes and some of them got cinematic updates

[@crimsoncrusader4829]

remind me of a mass effect renegade run

[@UnmwiShiso]

i am dead laezel approves killing the children lol

[@JackBlack-qn7us]

What happens if you don't rez him in those 2 days?

[@jenmygem]

Nothing happens, I was hoping he would explode after those two days and the game would say game over lmao.

[@JackBlack-qn7us]

@@jenmygem hmmm... might be something that happens of camera to some far away village or has yet to be added to the game.

[@bode_hossam]

@@jenmygem the only thing that happen is him turning to a charred body some npc had off hand comments about an explosion later but that can be us arriving i killed him at the ruin where we first see him to keep my self safe

[@galaxxy09]

Shadowheart approves

[@mishiara5499]

this is great hahahaaha

[@shibernyan2009]

The foot licking I'm deaaaad, I totally missed that dialogue in my playthrough. The fact that Shadowheart approves, I'm so done with this game (Astarion approves of all this crap, it's why I love him)🤣🤣🤣

[@bondric]

ahahha i hate so much gale!

[@kevjtnbtmglr]

outdated topography

[@RATGODORIGINAL]

God it's boring to be evil, holy shite. They really need to do something about the evil route.

[@jenmygem]

Larian wanted us to play evil for early access But tbh I kinda went chaotic neutral cause its funnier lol. Some evil choices are honestly just depressing.

[@cecilebousselat8192]

bcp its very chaotic evil. I wished they went darker

[@randomonlineuser6401]

True which I why I tend to go for a more douchebag route as it does create some funny moments but I disregard obviously evil options in the game.

[@RATGODORIGINAL]

@@randomonlineuser6401 yea, it's actually fun to play a sassy nobleman/woman. But evil? Just makes you feel like a psychopath.

[@kevjtnbtmglr]

outdated facial features

[@jenmygem]

They actually updated the facial features since I last played! Most of it is motion capped as well. Not sure about topography, still looks the same, and rendering is about the same too.

[@RC-go2kl]

wow, why does every character look like gayboi

[@jenmygem]

cause they kinda gay hahaha

[@RC-go2kl]

@@jenmygem lol, well that settles that