Have you heard of a Nerf medic? Have you heard of a Nerf assassin? Probably. But have you heard of a Nerf medical assassin??? Facebook - / beret.nerf Instagram - / beret.nerf #wikiHow #BeretNerf
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@guyinbluu5 жыл бұрын
As a Wikihowian, my hands are tied and prevent me from deleting this.
@PogiChoie5 жыл бұрын
As a Nerf Lumberjack Medic Assassin wikiHow author, I take offense to this
@dragoncat91534 жыл бұрын
As a nerf assassin sniper medic cqb operator ninja swordsman demoman I completely agree
@edbrrr49753 жыл бұрын
As a nerf tank assassin medic cqb operator ninja specialist swordsman demoman spy shock trooper sniper and robot I completely agree
@hehehaha18203 жыл бұрын
As a farmer nuke tank tank destroyer officer operator lumberjack assassin medic cqb demoman swordsman lawyer I completely agree
@glitchygang7023 жыл бұрын
@@hehehaha1820 You didn't say nerf before your titles
@hehehaha18203 жыл бұрын
Yes
@my86outback5 жыл бұрын
At this point, I'm actually expecting to hear the "running" soundtrack if I should ever be so lucky to meet you on the Nerf-field.
@rud3m3chanical5 жыл бұрын
What he should run in a war: backpack PA speakers.
@theblueststarburst68512 жыл бұрын
69 likes nice
@rokushou5 жыл бұрын
Not sure how to obtain a smoke bomb but you could use a glitter bomb to get the same effect: getting instantly banned from the game.
@Horror_kid-2022 Жыл бұрын
TRUE
@Fool40811 күн бұрын
Just in case you wanted to know. You can buy airsoft smoke grenades that are used during MIL-sims, they tend to work just as good if not better than service smoke grenades
@Valbe05 жыл бұрын
thank you for putting the TF2 reference in that made my day.
@eggyolk4225 жыл бұрын
ALL OF YOU ARE *D E D*
@thatsirhandel22164 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Klonoa14883 жыл бұрын
Blutsauger means blood sucker
@metallicfingers3 жыл бұрын
@@Klonoa1488 good to know
@TobiasTheGuy3 жыл бұрын
Pootispencer here!!!
@petershoaf13563 жыл бұрын
Getting 50 tags as a "medical assassin" grants a promotion to Harm-acist
@Maniac4Bricks5 жыл бұрын
10:38 get ready folks, the Sneak Attacker is a Jolt from the Rebelle line. Wow.
@Daniel_Huffman5 жыл бұрын
It's a Jolt with storage for two more darts that came under a lot of color schemes and names.
@thatsirhandel22164 жыл бұрын
Lol
@guyinbluu3 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel_Huffman and also bright pink or purple
@sewwes125 жыл бұрын
Smoke grenades are actually used in the UK for a lot of the high FPS games, and they're a lot of fun to use, and add another tactical element to the game
@beretnarf5 жыл бұрын
I have indeed seen some of those games and given the location/game types they look like a lot of fun. However, with the scenarios I "think" this article is going for, it's only right to call out smoke grenades as hilariously innapropriate.
@zeroblade65995 жыл бұрын
How to make a nerf smoke grenade wikihow: 1) get a dart. 2) get a lighter. 3) dare to be stupid
@guyinbluu5 жыл бұрын
4. Put down your chainsaw. 5. Listen to me.
@upas96552 жыл бұрын
6. Become human 7. Eat Cheerios
@velazquezarmouries2 жыл бұрын
Or mix potassium nitrate and sugar
@IndiKot Жыл бұрын
@@upas9655 CHEES-ITZ
@IndiKot Жыл бұрын
What the fu-
@notmuch_235 жыл бұрын
Brett, it's about damn time for you to write an article for WikiHow. Maybe something like: how a Nerf Battle _really_ works.
@Maniac4Bricks5 жыл бұрын
Next time, can you have one of the "I'd run that in a Nerf war" options as a fish? Like in 6:50
@beretnarf5 жыл бұрын
Time will tell
@19LG993 жыл бұрын
The first Claymore was actually placed quite geniously
@bmwalkerw52265 жыл бұрын
Instructions not clear has jolt in mouth
@SofaPop.5 жыл бұрын
Whoever disliked this is getting coal for Christmas...... after I light it and put it under his bed
@tikkitikkitembo1485 жыл бұрын
wikihow article : how to read wikihow articles
@EDSKaR5 жыл бұрын
I think 'how to write wikihow articles' will be more valuable...
@beretnarf5 жыл бұрын
whoa...
@jakedoesyoutube3 жыл бұрын
wikihow: how to read how to read wikihow articles.
@thethreefriends30025 жыл бұрын
Great video I love the skits you do to show what you are saying
@dwarvenmoray4 жыл бұрын
Yes, highly trained military spies & hitmen do their missions barefoot to avoid detection. Also, HEAVY
@childofthedarkrat5 жыл бұрын
Loving the super-sassyness from you in this vid! On a serious note, come on over to the UK some time for one of our ultrastock games, and you can play with as many smoke grenades as you like! There's something about being in the woods, with sunlight lancing through drifting smoke, while Worker darts whistle past you at 300fps!
@beretnarf5 жыл бұрын
One day, one day
@cyanideinmycereal10773 жыл бұрын
I have not even thought about nerf guns in like 10 years but I have been consumed by this rabbit hole
@SofaPop.5 жыл бұрын
Gosh I hope there are more commercial breaks in future episodes
@Korviliath5 жыл бұрын
Don't tell me I can't dual class!
@Sergio_Arts2 жыл бұрын
Whenever he did the “run” sound, for some reason my laugh was in-sync to every time the music did the uh…. ‘Duh duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh’
@inksansyoutube31883 жыл бұрын
When I heard "immediate termination" I was getting some MTF EPSILON-11 Vibes
@AmericanFoam5 жыл бұрын
Immediate Termination? I think I’m gonna name my next blaster that. Lol.
@icebreaker71005 жыл бұрын
2:43 would have been perfect for the Captain’s “Merder Merder quote XD
@LegoThomasMuller2 жыл бұрын
The reason why it’s so obsessed with the jolt is because my mum wrote it ( she’s obsessed with the jolt because she doesn’t want me spending £100 on a nemesis)
@mynamesnotjames82055 жыл бұрын
4:38 "Balls" yep. rival balls directly shot in the face. that must've been painful (like seriously, ouch) that being said, this was my favorite line.
@beretnarf5 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how long it took to make that work...well you will you soon.
@doctorrandom76823 жыл бұрын
“have some quality equipment”..... Just has some fish gun flashbacks
@Creeperboy0994 жыл бұрын
So apparently being shot by a Nerf dart shaves off of your life, so you need medics...
@KC_Garcia3 жыл бұрын
So, basically how to be a Battle Medic.
@ryandavis32284 жыл бұрын
I think your the best qualified besides TK to tell us how to play the game types Beret. Please do a Video on each game type, 3-15 ....etc. come on, come ooooon! They would be funnnnnnyyyyy😏. Either way, I need some newbs to see what this is like to play Fast Foam
@abrahamseiling80145 жыл бұрын
Wiki how breaking the gineva convention so you don't have to.
@Deltabot3603 жыл бұрын
I get how ridiculous having band-aids during a nerf war is, but... I wish I had some when I stumbled on a cactus during a nerf war.
@homelee6655 жыл бұрын
Great video, sir. I looked into those Flex glasses and they are very nice for the money. The only problem that I see is that they are labeled (at least online) as being Z87 compliant. They should be fine for HvZ, but if blasters are shooting very hot I would prefer some that are rated for safety.
@beretnarf5 жыл бұрын
Fair enough, they're definitely more durable than some of the other eye pro I've used. We will just have to find out!
@homelee6655 жыл бұрын
I just do enough outdoors things that I feel better with the Z87 certified sunglasses. But those are definitely cool, and I like that they are sponsoring Team Paradox.
@crabspriteberry9572 Жыл бұрын
I would consider a "medic assassin" either an assassin that specifically targets medics or an assassin that specializes in being a double-agent (pretending to be a medic to get close to the target).
@whatstdiggn5 жыл бұрын
I wish you had used the medic footage as stock footage and just inserted it in as filler. Well maybe not. It sounds funny on paper but i dont know if it would in execution.
@sir_goofs94565 жыл бұрын
*mention of smoke bomb in nerf war* BERET SMASH
@imperialbricks42173 жыл бұрын
I just looked it up and the sneak shot is a non pistol sized nerf blaster from the 90’s 😂🤣🤣
@mechanwhal65903 жыл бұрын
A Sneak Attacker is a Rebelle single shot pistol.
@shoerash20734 жыл бұрын
What a godly wiki how
@mr.cheeze-it94045 жыл бұрын
a perfect video
@BraydenCH045 жыл бұрын
6:50 one of these things doesn’t belong here.
@liemduongthanh83863 жыл бұрын
BraydenCH04 Is it the flashlight or the fish
@dinonuggiesguy48473 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to be a nerf medical ninja raider sniper assasin
@kermitdrinkingtea28422 жыл бұрын
the sneak attacker is a rebbele jolt
@randomscientist63693 жыл бұрын
Meet the amazing... spy medic?
@sampersonguy53373 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna break something”
@BookTrivia4 жыл бұрын
A medical assassin is an assassin who pretends to be a medic
@StarChargerStudios5 жыл бұрын
I have a large amount of questions
@bz47015 жыл бұрын
Brought to you by: Jolt and smoke grenades. Also, Nerf Office War!
@williamcarlson18363 жыл бұрын
6:00 but baret we want to choke out anyone in the enemy fort.
@mewantkrinkov42063 жыл бұрын
The “s i l e n c e” mod
@beanieteamie74355 жыл бұрын
Oh ok.
@timeoclock90413 жыл бұрын
Wait did you guys see the guy with the giant fish
@trulyirrelevant175 жыл бұрын
Put a stampede shield on a nite finder
@eggbag41824 жыл бұрын
Now I need a stuffed catfish...
@LUCHATHOR135 жыл бұрын
Lovely video! :3 #LorettaStrikesAgain
@trande61363 жыл бұрын
I think this article writer did too much Combat Medic in TF2 and SOMEHOW thought he could fabricate the same experience in dartsoft.
@Florida_boy4 жыл бұрын
THE HEAVY IS DEAD
@camocat3073 жыл бұрын
If you want to be a medical assassin, just watch the tutorial ,,How to be a nerf sniper''
@ryandavis32284 жыл бұрын
I dubb the Fast Foam!!
@Oilytoast4025 жыл бұрын
The best weapon was the fish
@IndiKot Жыл бұрын
Lego longstrike. Funny
@Lord-Professor3 жыл бұрын
Must...build...Nerf Lumberjack
@apotatoguylikesdogs67613 жыл бұрын
We also bring up captors What will I am medical assassin do when I’m being held captive other than to smoke bombs and run like heck
@thedipperdapper38065 жыл бұрын
the sneak attacker is a rebelle jolt reskin :/
@alaeriia013 жыл бұрын
Did Walcom write this while drunk?
@dr.jex___5 жыл бұрын
From now on all payers are to default as a "Medical Assassin"!
@Orax17015 жыл бұрын
Can you be _scheduled_ for immediate termination?
@alaeriia013 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Slow death by smoke bombs.
@superchickenproductions60765 жыл бұрын
Mahan is the forum that in a war
@tdoyr21193 жыл бұрын
I like the beret thing and I think it looks good but if I started wearing a beret, people would think I’m like fuckin retarded or somethin
@builderbb87675 жыл бұрын
Medical assassin huh gauze pad grenades?
@reddiamond2155 жыл бұрын
when a smoke bomb is thrown Me: Oh Sh*t MUSTARD GAS!!! RUN BOIZ. also me: ._. also hi
@williamdavis11945 жыл бұрын
6:50 Why the fish???
@beretnarf5 жыл бұрын
Why not the fish?
@williamdavis11945 жыл бұрын
@@beretnarf Why the fish or why not the fish. That is the question. :) But really, I feel like there is a funny story behind it...
@TrevorRS055 жыл бұрын
2:41 When you see a fortnight video
@foamdagr69325 жыл бұрын
What is a Nerf Lumberjack?
@beretnarf5 жыл бұрын
I was afraid someone would ask this... ...have you tried searching wikihow?
@notfeedynotlazy5 жыл бұрын
*Step 1: Attire.* Get a red flanel shirt and high boots. *Step 2: Melee.* Get a Klaw Hatchet. This is gonna be your main weapon. *Step 3: Blaster.* Get a Zombie Strike Brainsaw Blaster. The blaster is gonna be your secondary weapon - you better use the chainsaw all the time. *Step 4: Wouldn't be Wikihow otherwise.* Get some Nerf grenades to clear rough areas and train yoursel to run. Learn how to leap from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. *Step 5: You are now a Nerf Lumberjack!* With your best buddies by your side you'll sing, sing, sing... I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? Suspendies and a bra? What kind of...?- I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all da
@mattheworellana91924 жыл бұрын
Everything is just a jolt reskin
@lahtine74314 жыл бұрын
Scp 049 in a nutshell 9:41
@johannesviljoen96563 жыл бұрын
Under the Geneva convention killing a medic is bad and a medic shooting (unless they have to) is bad. A medic may be armed however just in case. Take that all with a grain of salt however as it's a scrap from a YT video (About a dentist who fought a ~100 v 1 battle managing to save his troop but losing to 8 of the 100. He was a pacifist and rather religious but went ape s*** after the Japanese started killing his patients while they were in the medical tent.) and I'm a random teenager on the internet.
@HeinzrichPangestu3 жыл бұрын
MEEDIC
@narenthebeesechurgerman4225 жыл бұрын
Smoke grenades? Airsoft smoke grenades? Would that get banned? I have no idea
@childofthedarkrat5 жыл бұрын
In the UK we allow smoke grenades at some of our ultrastock games
@narenthebeesechurgerman4225 жыл бұрын
Treezy that's actually kinda cool
@LesbianPretzel5 жыл бұрын
going barefoot isn't that hard if you do a little every day and build up the muscles in your feet. My brother is able to go barefoot on pavement and grass so far and he started like 6 weeks ago.
@HovektheArtist3 жыл бұрын
I prefer barefoot over shoes, always have, at almost 30 i have very thick heels bottoms of my feet, but they are still smooth. The only things that hurt are sharp rocks. Ive even stepped on military pins that embedded themselves in my feet, and i did not know for over an hour, when i pulled em out no blood or nothin. Comes in handy more often than people would expect
@cinnamonroll23793 жыл бұрын
LOl I think they took this down
@zelphiricacid75205 жыл бұрын
hi
@muhstello5 жыл бұрын
I swear these articles are written by trolls
@dipanjanghosal83 жыл бұрын
I am the 777th liker
@Joopyter7243 жыл бұрын
If you are taking nerf this seriously where you start using smoke bombs Maaaaayyyyybe its time to switch to paintball or airsoft
@randy4465 жыл бұрын
balls
@cockmastaflex69965 жыл бұрын
Hold me back from this article because I am one step away from ending it all
@wilson50855 жыл бұрын
HI
@wilson50855 жыл бұрын
sry caps
@liptonicedtea22565 жыл бұрын
Reeee
@adventuretonothingness75543 жыл бұрын
i see beret is a subscriber to mrbeast i respect that cause i am a subscriber to him as well, i was just scrolling to the channels on the beret channel to find out of darts and i came across mr beast
@MajimaEnjoyer22473 жыл бұрын
690
@georgekaramertzanis20065 жыл бұрын
326th view.
@georgekaramertzanis20065 жыл бұрын
Great video!
@lil_lukey33405 жыл бұрын
First
@Matt-md5yt5 жыл бұрын
What why? This is not so good
@benpickens99184 жыл бұрын
Dear weeaboos: If you are not killing a specific person for a political, economic, or religious reason, you are a regular guy, or a stealthy boi. You are not an assassin no matter how many wrist knives and parkour skills you have.