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[@seanmcginnis9853]

My favorite part of Bert trying to defend being an asshole makes him look like such a bigger asshole.

[@yoiink]

well put.

[@mikeydubbz1]

BART bragging he got a woman fired 👍🏼

[@jd1hester]

So you got someone fired for not wanting drunk adults around a highschool fashion show ??? What kind of sick person are you Bart ?

[@cerkitbreaker]

Yeah, it’s sad

[@Gorgie-lm1ti]

Life long fan UNTIL testosterone Tom… you could definitely see a change similar to Rogan

[@alienlifeform7268]

@@jd1hester Bart and Tim had it good for a couple of years but, it's all falling apart for these turds

[@ThizardOfOzz]

drinking at a highschool is fucking crazy and to think its not because your famous is crazy you're not my flight attendant and telling people to get him beers, like its a "civillians job" to serve his dumb ass what happened to these asshole comedians doing psychedellics and realizing how much they are egotistical drama queens

[@skitidetdu6672]

"and then that woman got fired" moves on like he just didn't say that he potentially ruined someone's life. Absolutely disgusting, f these trust fund comedians.

[@Rolled2Perfexion]

Leanna just breathed new life into this podcast by dishing it out to Bert. Real and genuine, no bs. Thats how you podcast.

[@codyhobbs6399]

The last 30 minutes of this pod was just bert going “so I basically act like a spoiled 13 year old a lot.”

[@captd80]

painful to watch

[@lincolnsboot23]

Damn Jeans, Bert really exposed his real self on this one. God he’s an awful person lol

[@DylanRutter]

when you brag about getting so drunk that it gets other people fired. How did Bert end up like this? He was never that famous

[@yoiink]

@lincolnsboot23 no need for an lol, he is an awful person.

[@rok79863]

He's not the only one. Tom is a shitbag too.

[@Forevermade32]

Bert bragging about getting a lady fired because she didn’t want him belligerently drunk at a children’s show is absolutely insane! these guys are evil

[@johnnychavez286]

I guarantee he voted for Biden

[@deeznutz8320]

@@johnnychavez286 Oh shut the fuck up about that for gods sake

[@JacobSW.]

I guarantee he didnt...​@@johnnychavez286

[@legitloganmartin]

@@johnnychavez286that is irrelevant lol. Being drunk isn’t political

[@johnnychavez286]

@@legitloganmartin 🤣 true but it’s funny to suggest people voted for Biden because of what it implies… the worst it, implies the worst

[@rams812]

I'm embarrassed by the fact that I ever thought Brent was funny or a good guy with integrity and character and not a complete delusional narcissist. Rough moment in my life

[@BeeHatGuy]

we all make mistakes like that

[@reinhard4207]

Tom: "I think I'm pretty nice". Unless you work for an airline

[@3377ftw]

Bert thinking he's on the same level of fame as J-Lo is a moment of pure delusion. Get serious man lmfao

[@UssSouthDakota]

It’s also ironic bc JLo has a reputation for being a massive POS, especially to regular folks

[@suntzu6122]

Hes a full blown narcissist. Its not even subtle, either. DISGUSTING personality type.

[@jeremysommers1924]

Their both actually selling out while jlo is having to cancel her shows due to low ticket sales. Hmmm. Their comedy is for Gen x most others just won't get it

[@Jaaaackjack]

38:28 “I fucking hate people with last names like Feidelburg, and have to find out if it’s ‘e i’ or ‘i e’.” Booth: “Your last name is Kreischer” Lol

[@Smiley-Coyote]

That was hysterical he had absolutely nothing to say, his eyes said it all cuz he knew that was a solid point 😂😂

[@strangeadv4977]

Well played and appreciated 😂

[@Im_telling_on_your_asses]

Its actually Chrysler

[@gregbroadwell7285]

I had to go back to catch this

[@timmybegley7696]

LOVING the banter from the booth again!

[@ToneLone69]

Any worker anywhere: “Hey I gotta do my job…” Bert: “I AM THE MACHINE FUCK YOU GET FIRED!”

[@yourenotrelatable]

Wouldn’t them not knowing what the artist looks like for that night is them NOT doing their job lol. Then again I have really bad short term memory so I’d probably forget what they look like.

[@cuntinue]

​@@yourenotrelatablemaybe learn definitions before sounding stupid

[@lincolnsboot23]

He’s legitimately an awful person lol. wtf was that? Really exposed his true self there.

[@hwells64]

@@yourenotrelatable he looks like 50% of american males his age.

[@MyNameJeff..]

@@yourenotrelatable”artist”

[@gabriellopez510]

No clue why they would leave Bert’s storys of how he is a horrible person to “Regular” people.. Everyone already hates him. That’s for sure doing him no favors.

[@skepticaldopefeind]

put that on your babies daddy

[@yungloafers3023]

They are too dumb and out of touch to understand this. I doubt the producers care at this point either they just show up for a bag

[@djionmustard5921]

Gotta love an alcoholic brag about getting a regular person fired after asking you to not be hammered around children. Disgusting. Apologize to that woman and send her a check, you are an addict and your drunkenness affects the people around you whether you like it or not.

[@Muckwickett]

Petition for a round table episode with Tom, Christina, Bert and Leanne Why haven’t they all got together on one episode before? IT IS TIME. 2 bears protect our parks. Lol

[@reedusurrights2547]

Christina and Leanne are two very different people and I’m sure that’s a main reason why, hard to enjoy someone’s company when you have no common ground

[@TheEmzley]

@@reedusurrights2547that sounds like you know them. Hilarious

[@JeremiahHayes-s4e]

​@@reedusurrights2547they literally talk about how good of friends they are

[@bryanfeller1]

It would turn into tom as Alex trebek and the 3 stooges answer questions in "their own way" lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@philipbunney9445]

I’d sign that petition!

[@dbrano74]

I used to hate these L.A. episodes because Bart would use his Bertcast producer and we were robbed of Nadav’s maniacal laughter in the booth. But now that he’s gone I guess it doesn’t really matter anymore. I really miss Nadav at YMH 👖

[@avysark2034]

When did he leave and why?

[@OnTheDrums]

grow up bro you dont need a guy laughing in a booth to let you know when it's ok to laugh 👍

[@dbrano74]

@@OnTheDrums 🤣

[@MrSpeedyAce]

@@OnTheDrumsThat’s definitely NOT what Nadav brought to the show. His laugh made the bits funnier. Tina and Tom say messed up things, and Nadav’s laugh would make it hilarious. Its not about knowing when or when not to laugh.

[@Jawsnake]

@@MrSpeedyAcehow about it’s okay with or without the laugh because it’s comedy and it’s a bit and we’re adults. That’s how it works

[@Chris-P]

Fat Stix is back

[@pinkandgeek2214]

Fat Stix needs to be Bert’s “Chris Gaines”. I want a Fat Stix podcast

[@deaderthendead041]

I just want a podcast where Leanne airs all berks dirty laundry, im 💯% here for it😂

[@skepticaldopefeind]

put that on your babies daddy

[@stink_wrinkle8460]

Tom: your hearings back Bert: what?

[@jacobdaltongilbreth6514]

Bart looks like he got stung by a bee under each eye

[@answerth]

Rather than than look like an ice cream scooper dug my eyes out like me lol

[@Kmc9]

Good one

[@deathstr1ker6666]

I didn't recognize him I thought he was some Chinese guy

[@cpear56]

Lol 😂 yes I remember that look on my face at the height of my alcoholism. He wears his alcoholism all over himself

[@jbheinz8944]

It's so nice to see Bert has such a great relationship with his mom. LeAnn seems like a really nice lady.

[@michaelortiz2588]

I see what you did there

[@MrWatchowtnow]

Dear Internet , let's get Bert fired from something. 😅

[@sarahsullivan5882]

"Sorry kids, daddy is daydrunk napping so I cant take you fishing cause he will feel like a small man. Lets just sit here til dads ready to do stuff with us."

[@angietolbert9728]

I feel like Bert is like Anchorman is like “I’m kind of a big deal” guy.

[@TheCincyStone]

I’ve been done with Bert for years due to his horrible entitled attitude. That rant was so comically bad it made me realize how far deep in his colon he is. He needs real help

[@henryorsomething]

So why are you still here?

[@suntzu6122]

@@henryorsomething To call him a tool, obviously.

[@wallybeegone]

Two Karen’s one cave.

[@anardi7112]

I was in Vegas and asked Pete Rose if he'd gamble rock, paper, scissors with me for $1 so I could say I've gambled with Pete Rose in Vegas and his security asked me to step away.

[@samthiff1]

damn, that's funnier than bert

[@user-kq6ju6hc1w]

​@@samthiff1parents didn't hug you enough?

[@samthiff1]

@@user-kq6ju6hc1w they died

[@chrismeino3286]

​@@samthiff1cant tell if you won or he should double down

[@samthiff1]

@@chrismeino3286 hahahaha😂

[@angieortiz6878]

This episode was so unhinged at the end. I loved it. Seeing Bert and Leeann bicker is hilarious. I think they have untapped a new podcast possibility! 😂

[@MyNameJeff..]

Imagine watching this unironically

[@easynow-p5k]

These two should have packed it up 3 years ago. At this point these 2 are just the internets punching bag.

[@scrambledlegs423]

And yet Bert is still somehow selling out stadiums and Tom is doing world tours. Lots of haters but more success.

[@jimflair]

“Your hearing’s back” “what?”

[@tutzilla28]

I love it when Tom says "they're women" and doesn't bat an eye and keeps moving on with his dialogue 😆

[@tutzilla28]

It's at 27:19

[@Bad_Chariot]

kinda why i stopped watching. i dropped in they confirm that they are stupid fucks and i'm out

[@Drochaigeant]

Best solo bears ep in awhile. Let LeeAnn crash the pod more often 😆

[@ReckIamation]

Bert's kryptonite is someone saying they don't know who he is...Bert thinks he's more famous and recognizable than actual. "I'm the same as J Lo."

[@philipbunney9445]

God bless Bert’s wife for keeping him humble. She holds a mirror up to him & he doesn’t like what he see’s.

[@MaccTonight]

he literally just posted a video saying “i’m not that famous”. stop finding random reasons to hate on bert. it’s super annoying.

[@RyanArnott-w9h]

@@austinw9919probably what you do..

[@MaccTonight]

@@austinw9919 god you’re annoying. go take your meds buddy.

[@deaderthendead041]

I bet you feel better saying that huh? The whole world saw you take brent down the peg

[@Recoveringdadpodcast]

Tom love’s chaos. You just see the corners of his mouth start to turn up the moment he hears a chaotic story or sees Bert losing his shit. Hate from KY

[@AutomaticGats]

I can't say I've acted like a Karen let alone have several stories about it.

[@skepticaldopefeind]

put that on your babies daddy

[@AutomaticGats]

@@skepticaldopefeind ill put that on both of them

[@fugaziishime]

Bert kreischer must be the qorst person to become famous. Got a lady fired because sje regulated his drinks at a kids fashion show.

[@CrustyBuster]

Love seeing Bert angrily shout at his wife then immediately laugh it off

[@normanhathaway2275]

Telling your wife to shut up is always the sign of a class act

[@tonytutone2003]

The best last 10 mins to this podcast ever. So relatable

[@bigtoast4192]

As a former server i was actually so annoyed at how psychotic bart was with that waitress in that story and staff in general that as a current fedex driver i got distrated and almost hit a lady driving. She backed up and yelled at me and for a second i wanted to yell back but then i remembered theres too many barts in the world and just said sorry instead. Thank you barf for making me a better person

[@sarcasticMIKEchild]

Sharing my embarrassing story here. I once got a woman fired cause I thought I was more important and special than other ppl. I honestly thought mentioning me and JLo in the same sentence wasn't completely insane

[@grantplowdrey9134]

This was the first 2bears in a while where it felt like I was watching one of the older episodes just laughing at Tim and Barf tell stories.

[@jarrodtruax]

I felt that too. Just random funny tangents. Feels like 2020 2bears

[@luisp3732]

“I’ve called Christina the N word”😂😂💀

[@andrewfernandez7410]

I applaud the fact that they could get to 35 minutes today before it turned into a fitness podcast. Well done, boys!

[@user-kq6ju6hc1w]

Haha you suck

[@axis1393]

The last 10 seconds where they’re just all love is so sweet, I needed that. Also I embarrassed myself when I had to bring up an artist for an artist talk at school, I was running over my intro and the teacher said the name I was pronouncing was wrong, I had done a lot of research and I was adamant I had it right, so politely said thanks and just moved on, I then misnamed this poor artist for 5 straight minutes in my intro, only for her to get on stage after and introduce herself with obviously, her correct name, I had to then sit front row for an hour, we’re all flawed bears x

[@tarinsaenz]

Leeann winding up Bert is hilarious 😂😂 no wonder the girls light him up poor fella😂😂

[@RodJennings-d1y]

Bert if you're reading this, would you have looked up to or loved your dad any less had he been less successful? Would you have rather he made more money or spent more time with you? Your daughters don't care about your money, they want to spend time with you. You're more than successful and don't have to prove anything to them, you're already Superman to them. They just want to spend time with you the same way you would want to spend time with your dad. Slow down, enjoy life, enjoy your family because they'll be gone before you know it. They love you buddy, they don't care if you're successful, just being Dad is enough.

[@mjh8492]

I'm sure his daughters think Superman is a fat drunk shirtless karen streisand slob in his 50's still in college mode.

[@jfree614]

Need a mama bear episode with both wifes now

[@norndev]

It's hard to believe I ever used to watch this. Tom trying to seem better by leading Bert down a path in which he admits his total lack of self awareness

[@KogleyBroDude]

My favorite cold opens were when tom insinuates Bert said something racist… fucking hilarious

[@jesusd.4762]

insinuates? bart kershner has a ton of Hitler memorabilia

[@ashtonh4430]

@@jesusd.4762ya, I heard that Brent kushner guy actually has hitlers teacup

[@deaderthendead041]

​@@jesusd.4762 everyone knows bart has one extensive collection of nazi memorabilia... with his one whole teacup 😅

[@KogleyBroDude]

@@deaderthendead041 watch somethings burning with fluffy. He gave him some pins. Lol. Thats dude above is either a hater or really bad at trying to be funny.

[@AddictedToMore_]

Two bears helped me get through withdrawl, now I have my own channel on addiction and alcoholism. I’ll be waiting for you as a guest Burt!

[@jasonkgreenway]

These confrontation stories make me so happy

[@jamesstore7055]

19:05 until they have a dog eat your nuts in front of you how did Bert not bust out laughing I died😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@emodud1]

I have a moment with Tom Segura actually, way back in 2019. I worked at a newsstand in Beverly Hills called Al’s Newsstand. I stood out there for 8 hours a day, people watching and hanging out. One day, Tom is walking down the street, towards the newsstand and he has both his hands in his pockets, staring at the ground, laughing to himself. Now, at this time, I only knew him for his standup specials, so he was more of a celebrity figure to me than most because I love comedy. However, seeing him so suddenly threw me off but I knew I had to say something, so I walked up to him and said “Mr. Segura, it’s a pleasure” blocking for a moment his path and extending my hand to shake his. He shakes my hand, gives me a half smile and says “you too.” And walks off. Here is the embarrassing moment. A few days later, he walks by again, spots me and gives a ticked off expression, then proceeds to HIDE behind one of the pillars of the newsstand for about a minute. Thinking the coast was clear, he speedwalks past me to avoid speaking to me. I’m 20 years old, bit of a troll/abnoxious person at that time- I catch what he’s doing and proceed to push his buttons by yelling “EXCUSE ME, SIR!” and he turns around, I show him a pile of our free magazines and ask loudly “WOULD YOU LIKE A MAGAZINE COMPLIMENTARY OF THE NEWSSTAND?” Tom visibly annoyed responds with “No thank you.” And walks off, and I never saw him again. I love YMH now that i discovered it and watch it every week with my girlfriend. I talk openly about being a little sh*t to Tom when he comes up. Much love from Los Angeles! ❤

[@Kmc9]

All the way back in 2019, eh?

[@emodud1]

@@Kmc9 yeah, centuries past.

[@SusieQZee]

Sounds like he’s an asshole.

[@cuntinue]

I honestly don't understand how people like you exist at all...

[@ChrisC-vk4jf]

Good for you. He's just a person just like you, no more, no less.

[@chrisbos101]

I married the wrong person. 😂😂😂 LeAnne is very funny!

[@wonderboycrypto2622]

A lot of them are funny until they're your wife. 😂😂😂

[@deaderthendead041]

That was the best part of the whole podcast was leanne making Brock sweat 😅

[@tom_mac]

bert says "its exhausting" -- referring to his wife at all acknowledging or even remembering the truth of his behavior in an honest, unmotivated, completely fair, and tbh even kindhearted type of way. not so much of a glimpse of thought for how frustrating it must be to actually have to put up with such behavior in the first place. Absolutely persecuted by reality, sweet rotund Bertrude; truly a victim of circumference :(

[@tom_mac]

vainglorious chubb u gots 2 lubb

[@TheNobleAthelstane]

LeeAnn made this episode!

[@Muirkatt]

I loved when Bart said Devin Sawas name wrong 30 times.

[@brookerangel-legris]

Thank you! I was so sure he was mispronouncing it but he kept saying it that way so I started thinking maybe I’m wrong?! 🤷🏼‍♀️ 😆 stupid Bart!

[@andrewkeith3912]

I love that bart claims to be 230

[@michaelgould4722]

What if you put a lanyard in your pocket just in case the 80 year old security guard doesn’t know who Bert Kreischer is.

[@andrestein6022]

Not willing to die on the hill, but I thought I was being funny in middle school and pulled a girls chair out while she went to sit down. Didn't take into account that she could fall back and hit her head instead of going straight down. Also, Yes, I'm strong with the 'Tism.

[@HarpertheSage]

Don't we all. Reclaim that hill brother.

[@trendroid2]

Is this where bert talks about antagonizing someone that saw him as what he is?? Just another annoying drunk

[@kristibuehlman1433]

When I was younger I was very much a road Rager in SoCal. When I was first driving probably around 20 years old (I am the same age as Tom) The first car I ever paid for was a 94 Honda Civic with a sunroof. The guy in front of me flipped a cigarette out the window and it flew in my sunroof. I chased him down like a complete psychopath, tried to pull over on the side of the road and get him to pull over and fight me. He pulled over and I got out of the car ran over screaming like a psycho and he just took off when he saw my face and left me in the dust. Looking back I was so upset that I was going to chase somebody down? Are used to always say that I was going to die by being shot because I got such bad road rage

[@Dr650rob]

It's hilarious that leann is more of a man than bert

[@BradfordTspencer]

Someone PLEASE remix bert insane throat sounds at 12:43

[@100000zombies]

This episode was great. Nothing better than comedians telling embarrassing stories

[@codypickell9299]

My wife will agree, there are many times when I find myself in a group arguing about something ridiculous, and I will absolutely die on those hills lol

[@jant7881]

It really got better when Leeann showed up.

[@randomfrankp]

Not a hill to die on situation, but like 7 or 8 years ago I was at a Starbucks in a Barnes and Nobel bookstore. Gave the guy my order, handed him a Starbucks gift card and said “Oh, is that a Starbucks thing?” I’m like yeah it’s a gift card when he proceeds to tell me that “We don’t accept that, this is a Barnes and Nobel.” I know where I am. I also know I’m at a fucking Starbucks, take my gift card you twat. The scenario didn’t get heated, but him asking me “is that a Starbucks thing?” when I’m at a fucking Starbucks absolutely boiled my blood. I think about it every single time I pass a Starbucks which is every single day.

[@Pestsoutwest]

Two of my dad's friends flew planes filled with drugs across the US Mexican border in the 80s and used that money to open a dental practice, and the other opened a law firm.

[@leonholloway]

@@Pestsoutwest and yet they lock up black people for marijuana and crack, gotta love this country

[@Cold_War_Character]

I think I own that book. Mark Bowden, right?

[@Pestsoutwest]

@Cold_War_Character No, this is just my life experience growing up wealthy in California.

[@Cold_War_Character]

Well then, it’s weird it happened twice

[@gobblederig]

So Bert no longer is obsessed with his "master" rank in chess and is now a hall of fame baseball player.

[@RamonMendez-z7k]

The best two bears are when you let the girls get after you lol

[@maximumpr4em]

Please, please, PLEASE make a montage of all the ailments lmaooooo 😂😂😂

[@Itz_Lockdown]

I’m telling you a podcast with the 2 bears and christina and leeann would be so good and so funny all 4 together

[@benjaminlawrence4205]

Oh my God what a fun podcast. I listened to this while I was mowing my daughter saw me and came outside to ask what I was laughing at so much. Invite is still open if you want to stop the bus here next time you’re in Indiana.

[@MSpight]

I love when Leann gangs up on Barth

[@taylorslade6978]

I always knew Bert was really dumb, but I didn't know he was just straight out a bad person to his core. There's nothing good going on.

[@StanleyKubick1]

timestamp?

[@DarthSpringsteen]

Bert's alcohol psychosis is going strong. "I can bench and deadlift 300 pounds"

[@user-kq6ju6hc1w]

Have you always been a douche or did something make you this way?

[@HarryManback0]

315 (3 plates) is a light deadlift. I guarantee both of these guys can deadlift 315. Benching anywhere close to 300 is a totally different story. Very few men could bench 300 without 6-12 months of training with a coach.

[@korbindallas4552]

I'm pretty sure Bert said he has benched 260. Going to 300 will take some work. But I agree the deadlift is achievable for him in the short term.

[@jeremyabbott7715]

​@HarryManback0 this is correct. My max was 335 bench but that was in prison so we worked out everyday. Squat was 315 light and dl was 485. ...but there were some guys in there who , no shit, could curl 235 for reps....all you got to do is put in the time 😅 no pun.

[@deaderthendead041]

Ok 😅 what else can u discern so masterfully at a split second glance

[@ThatTokenOne]

I’m forseeing a “Your mom’s house” with Leann and Bert together. This was hilarious listening to Bert exaggerate and then Leann correct him constantly.

[@cindyo6298]

Literally read that as hall of farmers

[@SallySlater0077]

SAME

[@brookerangel-legris]

Yea me too 😂 🫣

[@xxWonderTwimsxx]

poor bert man. idk how he manages to survive his insanely hard life not getting treated like JLo at work

[@renecedillo8226]

Shocking bert thinking once again he's more important than he is even trying to shut his wife up from exposing him

[@user-kq6ju6hc1w]

Haha you always a twat or just sometimes?

[@csotovega]

Naw I love Leanne speaking the truth. It’s nice knowing that all Our wives are the same

[@EricHornquist-v3j]

I had just moved to a small town from los angels CA and was driving down a 4 lane road when a school bus came to a stop. I move to the outside lane to pass and the car in front of me does the same but stops behind the bus. I was laying on the horn, yelling and cussing at him to go but he didn’t until the bus started going. I pulled next to him still yelling and flipping him off and he pulled out a gun and waved it at me. I almost shit my pants and drove as fast as I could home to tell my grandparents about this guy and they told me you aren’t aloud to pass a school bus when it stops. There is even a big flashing sign that sticks off the bus saying to stop 🤷‍♂️

[@TheRealStephenJ]

Whenever my parents need to call customer support, I have to call for them. Otherwise, they will yell at and cuss out the customer service rep and be on the phone for hours. I am nice to them and can get it resolved in a couple of minutes.

[@Joseleocol]

20:46 shoutout to Escuela de Nada!! ✌🏼

[@brokenstacker8297]

I have so many stories about my freak outs I have no idea where to start. I have borderline personality disorder and think Bert might have it too.

[@Eric-sq9rr]

"Shut up Leann" is real fucking shitty. Mad uncomfortable

[@jrodriguez37s]

Anyone: who are u? Bert: instantly goes into rage

[@barrydlive4602]

Burp thinking he saw THE Grateful Dead, could be the funniest thing he's ever said. 🎉💀🎉

[@HaywoodJablomi_420]

My ex coworker did stab a guy but it was in self defense. He told my husband at work and my husband told me, as well as our other coworker. Then I decided to ask this guy to tell me the story and he says "wait, who told you that I stabbed someone because I don't like people knowing that story." So I had to be the one to say "you told two people in the office said story and they told me!" He sent me the news story so I ended up getting the full story that the other two didn't get.

[@Anthony123212]

Fun Pablo Escobar story: My big brother, a blue eyed, blonde white guy from Canada, travelled a lot of South America during the 70's. In fact, he practically lived down there for a time, so he felt relatively safe and comfortable down there. One time when visiting with his now wife during the 80's, they had met a couple and were partying with them. The guy says to my brother one day "hey, I know of this wedding going on in this jungle and they'll have a bunch of weed there. We should go." My brother, in true stoner fashion, asked his wife if he could go. He asked her to stay behind because he was nervous that it was out in the jungle, but she knew how adventurous he was and agreed to hang back whilst he went with this new friend of theirs. So he and this guy are driving down this dirt road in the middle of this jungle and my brother said suddenly he got hit with the smell of weed. It was super potent, he said. Then they go further and further. Suddenly he sees bags of cocaine hanging on lines that were going tree to tree across the road. Then almost immediately after that they start coming across military vehicles and guys with machine guns. So now my brother is like "wtf did I get myself into?" They finally arrive to their destination and my brother said it was just this massive mansion in the middle of the jungle. The friend walked him around the back of it and there he was, sitting in a chair, Pablo Escobar. There was no wedding. Pablo looked at my brother and, in Spanish, said to my brother, "so, I hear you can speak Spanish." My brother knew who he was and was terrified, so he just played stupid and replied "Sorry, no hablo español." Pablo started flipping out on the "friend" that brought him, asking him why he brought my brother there and just absolutely lost his mind on the guy, like full blown mental. Meanwhile my brother was just acting like he didn't understand anything the whole time, absolutely terrified for his life. Thankfully he let them go eventually, obviously. My brother told me that immediately when he got back to his wife they started packing their things and got out of the country ASAP. He knew that being a white, blue eyed, blonde guy with no criminal record that could speak fluent Spanish was the ideal person for Pablo and his business; but he wanted no part of it due to fear for his life. And that was the time my brother met Pablo Escobar.

[@jarrodtruax]

That's fucked hahaa. But also a bad ass story!

[@numberlover8181]

I was drunk as a teenager and this old man gas station attendant always put the change on the countertop and then I would have to slide it across into my hand and it drove me nuts. So I blew up on him, saying how rude and disrespectful it was. He said that it was a germ thing. I pointed out that I could have wiped my ass with my money for all he knows before I handed it to him. It's no more dirty for him to hand it to me. It was the closest gas station to my house but I felt like I couldn't stop there anymore. There were only three more times that I went in there after that. all three times were because somebody else wanted to go in there. and sure enough he put their change on the counter and my change in my hand. I felt like such a piece of shit every time. Another time while drunk, there was a pastor in our town with a very funny name. The very first time that I heard it was in a Taco Bell. My brother said his name and I laughed so hard, and made so many obnoxious comments and jokes about it. Apparently the reason my brother said his name was because he was behind us in line and he wanted to introduce us. Years later when he baptized me, I apologized profusely. He said that he did remember the incident and that it wasn't his first time going through that. He was later the minister for my Dad's funeral, but I couldn't face him again, so after the service I just stayed outside. The most embarrassing for me though was again in a Taco Bell drunk. I wasn't feeling so good, I turned around, and there were two morbidly obese women with facial hair, clothes that were way to small, and they stunk. I immediately threw up in their direction. My friend asked "WTF was that"?. And I replied as if they weren't there anymore(but they were). I said something along the lines of "the smell from those fucking ogres just made me throw up. Who leaves the fucking house like that? (I see my friend's expression)What? It's fucking gross!" I quit drinking shortly after that easily. One of the best decisions I ever made and I moved out of my town.

[@jwallace3382]

I love when Leanne calls out for Bart

[@Naught359]

LeeAnn named Bert's next Tour... The Jowl Shake

[@RUREDY2ROK]

" Call me a god, my shoulders are fuckin awesome. I THINK i can bench 300" Bert.

[@Revolution1117]

LOL...sure you can, Bret; 300 all day.🤣 I see that once again, Bertrum has stayed with the plan and gained back all the weight that he spent all that time & effort losing, while being miserable not drinking. I have to say, though, a squealing, R-worded Fatstix is always way more entertaining for us than a fit, coherent Bart will ever be.

[@Smiley-Coyote]

​@@Revolution1117 I fucking LOVE Bert!! He's simultaneously the most relatable and unrelatable person I've ever possibly seen LOL He is extremely entertaining and actually much smarter than people realize but also, again, simultaneously one of the most illogical, bat shit crazy (but not in a dangerous way) but, I don't care what anyone says, he is funny (to me at least, as comedy is subjective) and people talk a lot of shit, countless haters, but those people always complain about Bert on every episode he's done, they're talking about him even though they claim that he's intolerable (at times, even I felt annoyed and frustrated with his interrupting and his ADD brain makes him become a LOT to deal with especially when he doesn't finish a story and starts another story that he won't finish lol but I love him just the way he is. Nobody can deny he's entertaining because even though people talk shit on him, they're the kind of people that, if they met him somehow, they would likely pretend that they've been huge fans for years and love his comedy and his podcasts, maybe they'd get lucky and get to have a drink and talk with him for a bit (I sure as hell would if I could) Bert is not my favorite comedian but I can tell he's a genuinely sweet man with a heart of fucking gold!!! All he does is try to make every situation as fun and joy filled as possible and he does a great job. He's definitely insane 😂 but we all are to a degree, if not, you will...life will do it to you sooner or later 😂. Bert and Tom really killed it this episode, this was one of the best they've done together in a while 😁🙏✌️🍄💚

[@deaderthendead041]

I agree with the 1st paragraph, the rest my adhd kicked in and I didn't read😅

[@RUREDY2ROK]

@@deaderthendead041 holy fuckin shit no one is reading that lol

[@NostalgiaVomitBootlegs]

admitting your flaws and being unwilling to change them is absolutely hilarious. These guys truly have no honest people around them.

[@stephenholmgren405]

Today I learned KZbin bleeps out the word clitoris. Its not even in autocorrect. Wtf?

[@jmart1079]

Bert's whole life is driven by needing praise. 😂

[@DanKemble]

There is this guy who I felt was riding my bumper in traffic with his truck so I pulled up next to him on the side of the road where you're not supposed to be and jumped out of my car like a psychopath and started yelling at him why the fuck are you tailgating me he wrote his window down and calmly apologized and said I'm sorry God bless you I was completely deflated I was so embarrassed I even said God bless you back to him and I'm not even religious.

[@brookerangel-legris]

The fact that you said, “God bless you” back to him! That’s hilarious 😂 That should be a scene in a movie!

[@heads_together_crypto2422]

Bert's entertainment value increases the more he is poked. Poke the bear is definitely about him.

[@grahamlally5347]

Can you pay Nadav a couple hundred bucks an episode to use his laugh’s in the background on a recording 😂