Bert Kreischer Drunk Compilation - LIVE TV

[@erockwhogaming]

He’s like a real life Always Sunny character

[@certainlogic2779]

this is the best comment ever 🤣

[@Danny13Green]

He’s like a real life Van Wilder character

[@KZA518]

Ehh yeah but more like if there was an American character on trailer park boys I’d say 🤣💯

[@KamilOttoman]

you could not have summed it up any better !

[@obsxyrx8654]

"AH HUNNNNNDRREEED PERRCEENNNT"

[@TuleeMaster]

You'd think Bert's drunk compilation would be longer than 3 minutes.

[@chrismenezes]

The original video is 30 years long, its just still processing on KZbin servers

[@cybergasm8897]

this one is only Live TV hahah the whole drunk comp would be hours long hahaha

[@jumpstart55million]

Facts. His shit should be longer then the Ten Commandments.

[@jackgreenstalk777]

this was more of a greatest hits 😂

[@marcedmunds2063]

Oh, I'm sure it really is

[@spincego3946]

“I told her I’m at a friends house” 😆

[@AndrewSteffenHB]

Dead 🤣😆🤣🤣😆

[@gabbagabbaray]

Weird. This video should be 49 years long

[@djhart25]

I see what you did there.

[@GreedyOrange]

@@djhart25 well bert wont bc diabetes called and wanted their pancreas back

[@Joseph-Aten]

American news was stressed he said “black guy” and Australian news cheered him on as he drank beer out a shoe

[@rikweeds2306]

“Im more eddie murphy and rich prior than i am woody allen” 😂 the best drunk that ever played the game

[@jackgreenstalk777]

like many drunk comments this one has sincerity. As a fan of comedy, and watching lots of prior and eddie murphy, I'd say berts style does line up more with, aka he is more influenced by, the black comedians, so he relates more personally and with his material to them, then he does to woody allen who did a more physical comedy, bert is more raw, real and shock factor, like prior.. at least to my ears.

[@AdrenalineVideos1337]

"I do black comedy." Lmao

[@timdevries11]

Black out

[@ColinDDC]

Then the vibe check lmao

[@devindoherty184]

the pause lmao

[@rikweeds2306]

That had me rolling bruh the look on her face tho 😂

[@aaron8977]

She was so uncomfortable 😂

[@alexkieffer7924]

It’s crazy that you can tell a lot of the news anchors experience so little fun

[@ricksalin1783]

It's crazy that I read your comment and still don't understand what you just said...

[@philipfresco]

@@ricksalin1783 it’s ok, English can be hard.

[@ricksalin1783]

@@philipfresco Got em, oh wait!

[@taserrr]

Hah yeah, it's almost like they're news anchors and not stand up comedians!

[@roems6396]

It’s their job to maintain a calm and professional demeanor. That being said, you’re interviewing a comedian, so let loose a bit. There’s a couple in here, that if you watch the whole interview, are definitely playing along.

[@billabong9215]

He really is a machine. You can see why the Russians were impressed

[@eyb0ss317]

I hear he’s going to lead peace negotiations

[@mdp_-vn4bo]

The fact he has a drunk compilation on tv to begin with 🤣

[@GlennJimenez]

“I do black comedy” Killer I’m about to die it’s so funny

[@MrNotronnie]

Drunk Bert is just Bert.

[@LAUSTINDASAUCE]

I was expecting maybe 4-5 clips the whole video… not by the 30 second mark😂 Burt is a fucking LEGEND!

[@Fed_smokers]

dude brett chrysler and tom are amazing people and crack me up every single time

[@evikted1801]

Anyone who can drink like that and never be cruel or violent to others but just be happy and jolly deserves to be an alcoholic. Most drunks destroy their lives and relationships and he just spreads love and joy.

[@navrotron22]

imagine this being your father lmao

[@coleozaeta6344]

I actually did have a pathological liar alcoholic guy I was raised around. Except mine didn’t have money.

[@curranjohnson7489]

I watch this whenever I’m concerned if I drink too much

[@PlanetJigobotTV]

Weight loss competition with Big Fat Comedian Tom Sagura🤣🤣🤣

[@athanprakas6718]

That may be the best comedy mashup video I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

[@dumattco]

It’s good to see that he is enjoying the sober life lately 🤪

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

What you mean? He still is a heavy drinker that pops Xanax to take the edge off if he feels like it ^^

[@dumattco]

@@dr.doppeldecker3832 I apologize, I guess not everybody can pick up on sarcasm online 🤓

[@TheHitchboy]

@@dumattco YoU nEeD tO tAlK lIkE tHiS

[@raz9305]

@dumattco it's actually a bit narcissistic if you believe everyone will understand you're being sarcastic because you do. You can't translate sarcasm in plain text. Like the other one said, you have to have something indicate that since the recipient doesn't know the tone of what is said. The "WhAaAaT?" is at least an indicator of a "not-so-serious" comment.

[@raz9305]

@DJ Mitchyslick Official fair enough! Thanks for lookin out! And I see what ya mean. I can see how it's a more ramped up version of what I was trying to say. Have a good one!

[@jamessones4044]

He annoys me after a while,but he is living the dream

[@philliesrock1414]

1:31 I love how one second his shirt his on, the next second it’s just gone lol

[@smints4913]

He’s a real life Tommy Boy - “a lot people go to school for 8 years”- “yeah- they’re called doctors”

[@Rusty.1776]

I've already said this to your face but I freaking love you man lol! ONE OF A KIND! kinda like a alcoholic tella tubby!..

[@mistamike83]

I love some burt he's da best n a great dude someone I would definitely like to hang out with

[@vibeglass]

1:32 is the best cut

[@Alphoric]

He did a shoey mad respect for that

[@jackrizzy]

I’m a huge fan of Brent and tim and this was one of the best edited comps I’ve seen of bert, especially the jump cuts, great stuff. Would love to see one of Tim. Touch my camera through the fence.

[@justinendicott9213]

You gotta feather that shit brother!

[@mommymilestones]

Their names are Bart and Jim dumbass.

[@KptnHaddock_]

How is this not the longest Video on KZbin

[@fffraaankkk]

Bert was skinny compared to what he looks like now; also his face is bright red and he constantly talks about death on podcasts; One of the earliest signs of alcohol abuse is a persistently red face due to enlarged blood vessels (telangiectasia). This appears because regulation of vascular control in the brain fails with sustained alcohol intake.

[@Itsmeeyourmom]

Yes Bert is ABSOLUTELY dying early

[@JeffReams]

AKA Gin blossoms … Honestly though, watching this montage makes me never want to drink again. It really is embarrassing and the only one thinking its funny is Bert.

[@fffraaankkk]

@@JeffReams Bert coming out as fat fu**** him up. Bert needs a handler.

[@jamest2596]

Thanks Buzz Killington

[@fffraaankkk]

@@jamest2596 no this is buzz Killington Bert; Leean should go on the road with you to monitor your drinking.

[@Poisendskull1]

I still to this day can’t drink anything grape thanks to my addiction to four loko

[@chickenlivers9351]

You Americans are so much more fun than us English people 🤣

[@Secretdawg925]

I think my shows are sold out I don't k ow why I'm even here

[@old3rbrother]

His superpower is cloth dispersement. Is that a word? F*** it, he's the machine.

[@foreverCaroline2]

Guarana!!!!!! LOL any Brazilian would laugh at this.

[@NomingTheNom]

Lol was he really saying guaraná?

[@trypsz6453]

This is amazing!!!

[@dirtabd]

I suddenly realize why people don’t watch the news or know anything anymore.

[@jamessinger1464]

Ah yes. Burp farter. Consistently the epitome of class

[@Australiantourforyourdog]

Lol, mate 🐾🌄✌️🐶🇦🇺🦘

[@johnhatchel9681]

Rocking the Tigers cap👍

[@t.c.v.t.]

only 3 mins? I guess no one could compile or watch a 20 plus year compilation of every moment he is awake.

[@josseafertolisaragna5871]

good thing his buddys save him from becoming the machine forever

[@7StarHeryla]

My shows sold out I don’t even know why I’m here

[@bryanbasile629]

“I STARTED drinking four Loko”

[@KingsNerdCave]

If you see a shirtless guy at a place where it's not common, it's Bert

[@AndrewSteffenHB]

So good

[@ItsRemmeeh]

This is insane😂

[@allmektig3604]

I like a man who just doesn't give a fuck

[@jonvia]

Burnt: Ohio is my favorite state to come to. Also Burnt: What great lake do you guys have here?

[@mysteriousmarissa]

Thank you for this!!!! Hahahahaha

[@davidallen6827]

Who doesn’t want to give vodka to tha MACHINE

[@verounbhim3631]

“My shows are sold out I don’t know why I’m here”

[@rjeffers3726]

I think my shows are sold out, idk why I'm here hahahaha

[@cassidyerickson7408]

Brent reisch i love him

[@crazymarkiplierfan]

I love how it cuts from him with a shirt on to a second later in the same clip and his shirt is off🤣

[@brotendox6204]

I think he’s just a comedian who does silly things

[@bushisback112]

The fact that comedians genuinely think taking your shirt off is something that bert Kriesher "owns" shows how much the over value themselves

[@ALLTimeGamerTroll]

The fact that you think anyone cares about your opinion shows how much you overvalue yourself

[@BrandonPrive1432]

when he's dead in two years from alcoholism we'll look back and feel two different feels, one is damn rights he lived live his way and the other wowza we cheered on a guy as he literally drank himself to death by age 51.

[@Abcsam86]

He will probably out live most of us because dude is a happy guy with no stress.

[@paulgormley5010]

Im Irish. That man is nowhere near death from Alcohol, trust me😂

[@wizzlemane7308]

Classic Chrysler. Go Kings!

[@riptidemonzarc3103]

"We need tuh git ahrselfs sum kukayne!"

[@nathansolomon9770]

WHY DO THEY LET THIS GUY BACK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@TheBackyardShow818]

"I was on travel Channel for 7 years."

[@TheDeadNorth]

This is what i imagine CourageJD looking like in about 15years

[@marcedmunds2063]

I only came here because of 1 bear 2 caves. Brett karate and Tim soap opera are the funniest fucking podcasters

[@malcolmi]

Nuff said!

[@larrygraham4875]

'Big fat man child Tom Segura'😊

[@mwara2444]

Drunk compilation? More like 'I'm just getting started' compilation

[@MichaelJames707]

🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼😅

[@bobcat2329]

Who is he?

[@TexboyGamer]

The random russian at 1:03 lol

[@robertaBooey69]

FYI Bert is not drunk in any of these he doesn’t do tv or stand up drunk;)

[@GeneralHubirus]

Except if you listen to 2 bears, bertcast, or wife of the party youd know he isnt drunk most of that.

[@scottmanring4768]

I do black comedy!😂

[@dogchaser520]

THE MACHINE

[@gregorygutierrez2856]

Good fuckin shit my G

[@kyleclemmons7295]

Bert talks

[@fxlegacy7085]

i dated a girl who was so dumb.... Proceeds to shout her out!!!!!! LMAO

[@Younniour]

Have this guy choose the #leaders of #america #congress

[@je__.]

😂😂

[@iamspartacus9110]

Yes you can say the word black

[@gusmedero2499]

Hot sauce is the best

[@HeroInTheSun]

Isn't that Alex Jones?

[@thefknscarecrow]

Bert looks like Hugh Laurie if he was fat

[@revb14n]

I'm surprised this is only 3mins long.

[@SmokeBurp]

I don’t know who this is so it’s kinda like me on tv

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

There is something so clearly American about Bert

[@JBPistheanswer]

This is what you get when u mix Adderall, Vyvanse and booze.....

[@kennyprice7441]

I wish he was my drunk uncle instead of mt actual uncle

[@Ammon6]

Burt kushner

[@shelsd64]

Rachel rays a gangster lol

[@boxmike87]

Look at Sam Kishber go

[@swolldobby3940]

"6 years it took you to get through college." Thats probably funnier than anything Bert's ever said.

[@kodiak7274]

Omg burnt chrysler is a hot mess...

[@tideak3807]

A funny drunk

[@ippinekebe3238]

why is he always shirtless.

[@Royal-T1]

He's a banana

[@a.p.602]

monetized substance abuse

[@jj4483love]

A Bert being fat compilation would be the longest video on the internet.

[@NecronomThe4th]

That Kurt newish et sure is drunk af.

[@sourgir-wh6xd]

🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 I don't think Bert could be funny if was sober. Maybe a couple times but like forever sober. And I'm pretty sure he realizes is too otherwise he wouldn't drink. It's not good or bad. Some people are just funnier when they're drunk. 👍👍👍👍🤘🤘🤘🤘