Tom Segura SAVAGE Moments!

[@dankvideos4702]

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[@eugenequentin441]

i know I am kinda randomly asking but does anybody know of a good website to stream newly released series online?

[@harryantonio3156]

@Eugene Quentin meh I use Flixportal. You can find it through google:P -harry

[@eugenequentin441]

@Harry Antonio Thanks, I went there and it seems to work =) I really appreciate it!!

[@harryantonio3156]

@Eugene Quentin No problem =)

[@beausneed9885]

The funniest part is when his wife slept with Theo von

[@reeseorta3052]

Comedians going on morning talk shows is content for everybody except the people who would usually watch that said talk show

[@markrobertson2052]

Or who host them

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

Talk shows are just god awful, these comedians are usually the only thing that make it watchable.

[@rickryan6271]

but Conan.

[@H4R4K1R1x]

It’s the funniest shit

[@stuartrobertson4215]

Hence why them bring them on

[@EvilPanda187]

As a black man, Tom Segura speaking like a black man is one of the funniest bits I’ve ever come across. It’s like Russel Peters speaking Jamaican. It’s almost too real!

[@iamchanman4041]

IK Right

[@patrickmclaughlin61]

His wherever Africa "Please do not yell in the casino." Brilliant.

[@DangerousWordsPodcast]

I’m Going to guess that you do not vote democrat

[@jgray1831]

I just imagine some black dude watching that and then yelling the same thing in the same tone to his friend to get him to come see 😂😂

[@bannequins]

Your name is Leryan you didn’t need to announce you were black your name already tells us lol

[@GulDukat479]

I love how all of Tom's morning show appearances are him trying his best to never be invited back to a morning show.

[@moritzkorsch9029]

Telling the sad guy "you're the best, I love you" was amazingly real.

[@vividstudios4316]

“You telling me how sad you are was the best part of my week”

[@lakersfansince1991]

Hilarious

[@naztetv8862]

4:10 His timing with that "Naaah I like em pure bred." is absolutely masterful.

[@Flyinloww]

That was one of the best for sure lmao

[@GetMurcD]

Yeah, he's a genius. Quickly mocking the absurdity of what she just said by taking it to the next level.

[@tomthornton6040]

I screamed dude

[@laylaluann9541]

I agree I think purebred is the best.

[@DangerousWordsPodcast]

@@laylaluann9541 just the one breed though all of the others are obvious failures.

[@andrewgalioto405]

That “Hungarian arms dealer” line catches me every time 😂

[@Rudyelf1]

Imagine me, I’ve been working on a deal to get Hungarian AMD-65 parts kits into the country. My ribs feel like I detached one from laughingz

[@ray55557]

The "some people dont know blue from black" line has to be one of the quickest and smartest come backs I have ever heard 😂

[@MrCTruck]

The sad guy from KCL who sits in his house consumed with his sadness is one of the greatest people in local television ever. So self aware and a really good sport about it all. I wish him well, and hope he finds solemnity

[@maxwachman]

whats his name

[@kara7054]

@@maxwachman Joel Nichols

[@Coastfog]

He's dead now.

[@mackenziekarsonovich1073]

“Drugs are fun yeah” good god he’s hilarious.

[@Avgslaveworker]

Pr3ssPl4y she started laughing

[@peytoncrawford6013]

yo that line was so quick too

[@0Bariq0]

Looking down the comments just to see if anyone quote it 🤣

[@drb2k580]

Tom Segura proves that even psychopaths can have a functional place in society.

[@jacobjorgenson9285]

Calling him functional is generous

[@drb2k580]

@Charles Arnold Ok. At least sociopath but we still love him. Lol.

[@RK-ej1to]

Just gotta Focus them fucked up thoughts into something the whole family can enjoy.

[@jaaxxone]

@Charles Arnold You obviously are not a big fan of YMH podcast. Tom is very, VERY disturbed to put it lightly.

[@joshhutchins6747]

If Garth can do it, so can Tom

[@Homerj1117]

"shout out to everybody all over the world doin they thing and stuff like that"

[@mcjeans_within8635]

SUUWOOO

[@pseudonayme7717]

🧡From Scotland, right back atcha ✌🤜🤛😎

[@complexity4525]

As I saw that part I read this comment, perfectly in sync.

[@adamdrakestudio]

Best line in this video

[@JadeDude1973]

Crazy Locs in the house.

[@zachstiles9283]

"Some people don't know blue from black" Complete savage

[@chandlerwilkens8312]

The fact that Tom could get a back room laugh like he does on his podcast on a morning show is goat levels of comedian

[@bcvetkov8534]

I absolutely had no clue that Tom was on this many morning shows. I'm so happy that he made this many people uncomfortable on air. 😂😂😂

[@Peskyjooba]

Tom encouraging people to take drugs on morning news is hilarious

[@TRUESEPH]

Dude the shit he’s letting loose on morning talk shows is LEGENDARY.

[@klaytone6105]

Only gets better with time. Notice the “don’t mention my wife” clip?

[@jarellano4395]

Some people don't know blue from black.

[@mattgaming8717]

Thats where I died

[@Gurthane]

@@mattgaming8717 Me too 😂

[@yew2oob954]

It's pretty easy, just think of the following scenario: the police officer is the one wearing blue and the unarmed teenager he's shooting is black.

[@butterphli3z]

@@yew2oob954 wtf rofl

[@avidlyathena]

SAV-AGE-RY!

[@chrismorris6982]

“Shout out to the Bristol Stool Chart, I’m number 6”. I almost missed that one. Pure gold!🤣

[@AutoN8GT]

Yeah, they’re like “Drugs are fun. You’re right.” 🤣

[@benediktotto6191]

LMAO, that was so on point

[@five5105]

As someone from Louisiana, I agree with Tom.

[@daytonericson5299]

Lake Charles bro

[@shuneughu4244]

I live in New Orleans and its a total dump nearly everywhere

[@rx_jaydot7532]

U not the only one from there u don't speak for everybody clown

[@justinbenoit1820]

Same, the best part were all the Louisiana natives who got so butthurt. I thought it was great and I love Louisiana honestly...

[@justinbridgez]

Same.

[@pyromen321]

7:57 “soft blobs with clear-cut edges” is actually a direct quote of type 5 on the Bristol stool chart

[@kailasmith7414]

I knew I recognized it from somewhere

[@cameronwood7342]

as a nurse, tom shouting out the bristol stool chart is the funniest thing to me.

[@jxavier3876]

Tom the type of person to steal a joke from a prisoner.

[@zekedimblebee]

BIKES

[@mirxael]

Duct tape yo ass today

[@mirxael]

@Lonely Grandsouls I'm looking for hot black guys that love to fuck and fuck good

[@youknow2849]

@@mirxael i spoke the truth about covid and my comment got deleted, this stupid fuckin troll says that, an nothing....

[@mirxael]

@@youknow2849 thank you.

[@drewcausey8441]

“I overdosed on GHB, it’s the daterape drug but I gave it to myself” fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maddenus5023]

4:14 “You really mix it up?” “I like pure bread babies” 😂😂😂

[@BipityBopity93]

Brendan: that’s not a black guy! Everyone else: that’s spot on. 😂

[@Thrashaero]

'some people don't know blue from black' :-O 😆

[@eibbor171]

she shouldnt have been salty towards him saw that coming a mile away lol

[@macberry4048]

Dj dad mouth was born to kill dumb conversations like this

[@jakkeday1]

Savage!!!

[@mysteradio]

THAT was savage

[@disturbedpyro4511]

"Really? Mix it up, really? I like em purebred!"😂😂😂

[@christianbriody1566]

That “some people don’t know blue from black” got me falling out my seat 💀🤣

[@emosongsandreadalongs]

I had never heard of his DJ Dadmouth persona before. What a brilliant response to being invited onto these shows that are clearly not his thing

[@ryansegar7546]

I LOST MY SHIT at “I like them purebred”

[@laylaluann9541]

What's wrong with pure bred. I think it makes a lot of sense

[@mtippy6845]

"Some people don't know blue from black" Was sufficiently savage and great.

[@darsure3006]

"THAT'S A ACE MAN!" I would instantly become a tennis fan.

[@texasmadd47]

"I wear fur, cuz there's a saying... Happy hoes eat, sad hoes don't. And I try to stay happy!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ebsmith86]

I read this exactly as he was saying it

[@liftedlarry]

tom talking about overdosing on a date rape drug on a morning show is wild 😂😂😂

[@pattaccone]

“I’ve been out here for a minute” The 48 hrs bit is gold

[@BIGGELATO]

When he ruins the morning shows are the best 😂😂😂

[@moltenaura5418]

"Some people don't know blue from black" god that caught me off guard. 5:30

[@ryanstevens3932]

“They call me duct tape!”

[@RickyCue]

8:50 "happy hoes eat and sad hoes don't" I died!! LOOL

[@TydelicPurpality12]

“Shoutout to the Bristol stool chart, I had number 5, that’s soft blobs w clear cut edges cause I need FIBER”

[@randith87]

Wow. This dudes a trip, his stand up is hardcore. Make sure to watch it with the kids!

[@Dog_in_tree]

"I tower over you" "You could eat peanuts off my head?"

[@TastyChevelle]

You got to leave some of the laughter in, man. Cutting the clip off immediately after the punch line completely robs us of the aftermath.

[@talllywhacker]

“Yeah, your girl will figure out what time it is” lmao

[@VulkelN7]

Tom Segura is one of my favorite comedians of all time...the dude is funny as fuck

[@jordanholliday9163]

Tom Segura is Zach Galifianakis' big brother Change my mind

[@mechastrizan3767]

Funnier older brother for sure.

[@go_rizzo_grow]

Fuck you, Tom is funny.

[@jordanholliday9163]

Toolband42O who said he’s not funny?

[@adilsoncamacho6378]

Joaquin Phoenix??

[@vampiriann]

and Solomun's lil brother

[@Inspiringami]

Seeing Tom on regular TV shows with interviewers is THE BESTTTTT. He talks so nonchalantly and it's the best. Talking about his GHB overdose, "ppl can relate to you Tom" Tom says "yeah, drugs are the best!" And her face 😂😂😂😂😂

[@IahimBalneaux]

Bruh that sudden loud music at the end ended my life.

[@filiporvik2782]

yeah i mean, your girlfriend, she'll find out what time it is. xD Love this guy.

[@Reallytallsocks]

Telling someone that their girlfriend will "find out what time it is" is so savage.

[@grantmcquillan3325]

Tom's black voice is blacker than black. It's amazing.

[@benmiller8538]

Thank you Grant McQuillan

[@charlesfox1954]

It's almost blue

[@tropicana2161]

I-

[@dannygreen592]

Morning shows are like anti-comedy and yet people like Tom make the best comedy from them.

[@faceplants2]

Tom Segura on morning shows or the local news is a recipe for perfection. So funny bc he could care less.

[@jasonmcnally3514]

Couldn’t*

[@Coastfog]

@@jasonmcnally3514 No I think he's right, Tom knows he could care less, but it's hard to summon that amount of caring less on a regular basis.

[@carmahfk7399]

IM CRYING AT “THROATZILLA”

[@artchurro1]

Some people don't know blue from black. (Shocked Pikachu face) 😂😂😂

[@faceplants2]

Some people repeat comments.

[@artchurro1]

@@faceplants2 hahaha I did 😂

[@F4stHeroes]

As an extremely depressed person myself I can say that second clip is one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever heard

[@F4stHeroes]

@Tim Long I was raised Christian but have borderline been an atheist for years now, what am I missing?

[@iamlambandchicken]

That Bristol Stool chart joke got me rolling..

[@CCitis]

Had the privilege to see him live recently, it’s a good time

[@ronniearchuletta3811]

In Denver

[@iamalongusername]

"Yeah, they're like drugs are fun, you're right" - lol

[@j.r.r.toking]

"Your girlfriend will find out what time it is" best line ever

[@CJPooz]

“My wife’s Hungarian…… which is fine.”

[@musicbymenickyoung7246]

Never seen someone troll people so well! Bloody hilarious

[@buckfuddy489]

Why didn't he say "SUP KANE!!!"

[@scottstewart5784]

BIKES!

[@piemasta93]

DUKTAPE

[@JadeDude1973]

YO, RAY-RAY

[@chrisortiz8072]

I felt like he was doing a voice over in gta5

[@mel_dagator8427]

“I saw nahh meeean at the 7-Eleven last week….he came through with Jellyfish, they waz looking fOR SOME SMOKE!”

[@jarretstockford6702]

Man DJ Dadmouth looks like Zach Galifaknis in the hangover lol

[@josedtx7534]

Duct tape has me crying laughing 😂😂

[@DJCrazyJimmy]

thank you for the edits !

[@rosepatterson9374]

"drugs are fun youre right" 😂

[@kurtdread22]

Him roasting that Virginia Beach news lady is funny as hell

[@QuantumBraced]

5:38 This lady was actually super charming. They had great chemistry, if Tom wasn't married he could have asked her out.

[@stevejones8550]

Bro... The "some people don't know blue from black"line hahahaha

[@tylerdaniels383]

"S/O to Bristol stool chart, I had no. 5 today, cracked with clear cut edges cause I need FIBER"

[@vetlerradio]

holy shit, that's even more hilarious than what I thought he said!

[@vincentlafranchi8409]

the "some people can't tell blue from black," was just his meanest self. , , that we all love

[@vincentlafranchi8409]

"your girlfriend? Well, she'll find out what time it is."

[@xandt-doggaming3313]

The some people don't know blue from black is one of his most savage moments tbh

[@Yonny316]

I thought suicide then I saw that, now I dont think that.

[@corvus71]

1:54 Well, you can't say he didn't warn us...

[@jackmealor8455]

Ha

[@marcop4845]

Tom cures depression

[@adamdickinson9639]

So funny and it's really well cut together

[@PkrDealer86]

The moment we all realized that Tom is now a schill

[@J-J_du4nb]

Once DJ Dad Mouth came onto the scene, I lost it 😂

[@youmustpaythetrolltoll8517]

"Yeah drugs are fun." "NO" Hahahahaha epic

[@carlosvids7473]

“I’m gonna watch some more, but right now it hurts...”

[@ddrlear]

"Some people don't know blue from black" lmfao how did I know that was coming

[@forresthoward5868]

Segura is the funniest comedian in the world right now!!

[@matthew0221]

Damn, Callen's old dew makes him look old as hell, and very child creeper-like. Glad you got that changed up.

[@buckast3907]

Matthew Wright he just came from a movie set I believe

[@travisrios1212]

Yet another passive aggressive comment on KZbin. Yay.

[@WN_Byers]

@@travisrios1212 pipe down baldy

[@TastyChevelle]

@@travisrios1212 It was pretty actively aggressive to me.

[@matthew0221]

@@buckast3907 Yeah, I didn't think about that lol. Was just shocked to see him that way...reminded me of my 6th grade haircut.

[@NRoseM127]

As a mom of 2 half-Asian babies, they really are the cutest lol

[@emilpapis93]

Tom Segura's Bomber jacket game is so strong. I need to know dude, Segura hit me up!

[@gabegabe5672]

What a compilation 👏 well done.

[@TeddyBremmer]

DJ DADMOUTH OUTCHAH 🔥🔥🔥

[@TheAbsoluteChad-1]

0:22 I thought it was bert for a second

[@ambassador8524]

“Some people don’t know blue from black” 😂

[@sketchious]

great video, funny guy, but you gotta jumpscare us with the music at the end?? like it goes to black, were wondering whats going on, then BAM! LOUD music 😂 dont gotta do this to us

[@rob6027]

Shout out throatzilla 🤣👏👏👏

[@Calliegun]

Putting tom on any kind of daytime talk show or morning show is asking for trouble haha

[@gforcebreakin]

@8:30 "If ur looking for a house and u have money"

[@Bigjokerjoe]

When he said “not a lot of laughs”. That shit absolutely leaned me hahahhahhahaha

[@adamdrakestudio]

Dont even need to be watching, just hearing this whilst I'm at the gym is too much and dangerous to be working out to. Giggling boi

[@ossahmadrezaazimikohnabi5108]

Tom Segura's black voice is amazing 😂

[@QuantumBraced]

Why the heck would they have him on morning shows, don't they know what he does? 🤣