Bert Kreischer Hops On The Bus & Shares The Craziest Life Stories You Will Ever Hear

Recorded: April 22, 2022 | The moment we have all been waiting for. Bert Kreischer finally blesses the bus with his presence for a podcast so good we had to split it up into two parts. It's just as epic as you think it is going to be (Mt. Busmore).
Intro (0:00)
Bert Kreischer interview starts (21:27)
Doing his own stunts and blowing out his tricep (25:50)
Superstitions (29:30)
Berts first time having sex scarred him for life (41:02)
Swimming with sharks (54:40)
Playing catch up in the stand up comedy industry (1:08:50)
Meeting Aaron Rodgers (1:22:45)
Gift giving with Tom Segura and Joe Rogan (1:38:00)
End pod (1:58:47)
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Get on the bus with NFL players Will Compton & Taylor Lewan! The Boys are letting you in on their hilarious, high-energy (and often heartfelt) conversations. Topics range from exclusive stories to active player perspectives to out-of-left-field hot takes on things you and your friends only discuss behind closed doors. Sometimes they chat with a guest, sometimes it's just the two of them, but it's always a good time when you're Bussin' With The Boys.
And yes, this is the podcast where Mike Vrabel said he'd cut his piece off for a Super Bowl.
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[@rustincole_w1339]

Gotta appreciate how hard Bert goes telling the same stories he has told on so many podcasts over the years. Cheers.

[@nicholassauer2612]

That's what drinking helps with. Every story feels exciting when your drunk.

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

@@nicholassauer2612 facts dude, I don’t understand how people interact with same people sober more than a few times lol

[@JBlitty]

@@littlewigglemonster7691 this is THE BEST take i’ve heard on this subject

[@nicholassauer2612]

@@littlewigglemonster7691 for real. We would all be solitary creatures without families if it wasnt for alcohol lmao.

[@Smithy316]

That’s the copious amounts of cocaine he’s consumed over the years

[@ColbyBotten]

Bert just told every story he’s ever told on 2 Bears in the span of one hour. Props to the Machine for staying consistent

[@piercemayo5397]

Comp and Taylor’s reactions to the insanity of what Bert is saying is priceless. Best convo with a comedian so far

[@iwolf95]

“We won’t know for 3 years, 72 months” good thing he plays football 😂

[@valor9996]

Ayooo I just listened to him say that and was agreeing until I read the comment ffs

[@christopherbrown1547]

Gents, just listened on Spotify this morning. Great podcast. I wouldn’t give too much credit to anyone knocking how long the intro is, I think a majority of your base wants to hear just what the OG’s have to say sometimes.

[@joefrisco8025]

I agree with your statement but 40 mins is a long ass intro thoo

[@sweetbabyrick5382]

I’ve got no interest but skipping it isn’t a big deal

[@TaylorJohnHardin]

YMH style no shame !

[@flyingdutchsam1960]

I love hearing from the boys and the crew. Jack, JP, Garrett, Blas. They are the lieutenants of the tier ones. We gotta get our marching orders.

[@bamadondon0495]

Agreed...💯.. but a 40min intro could take a diet just a tad an the boys will never miss a beat! Regardless if it's 10 minutes or 40 minutes I'm here for it!! 💪✌️

[@jdryan100]

I absolutely respect the fact that Bert will always give credit to the person/people that have helped him during his beginning. No matter what it is, big or small hell always give the credit and needed. He's one of the very few comedians that will think about his joke before he says it and will go through a pros/cons list of the aftermath and any black lash from a specific joke that may be sensitive. Back in the late 90's early 2000's comedians could make jokes about absolutely anything and not have the fear of back lash or being "canceled" if they joked about a sensitive topic. Now with how current times are, and how ridiculously sensitive people are comedians have a very very thin line of what subjects they can joke about.

[@jeffgoldsberry9332]

Thanks for extra pods boys .. Bert is the best!

[@danwybrow7226]

Bert is #ForTheBoys AND #ForTheBrand. One of the all-time most likable dudes on the planet 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@lillinsey100]

feel better Will ❤️ Taylor!! this was a great podcast , thanks for all you do for us.

[@nolanobrien2995]

Boys! Let’s go so pumped for y’all. Y’all got the machine on! Y’all are truly a bright spot in my week each week. Y’all keep my head on straight and really add a spark to my business

[@fredrickmiller2786]

What a freaking pod cast you guys are killing it keep it up

[@talonpolach]

I appreciate you guys not cuttin Bert off in his stories. I really needed to hear Bert spill out like this. 😂💯💯

[@lukenichols9160]

Love the pod boys!

[@patflanagan1866]

amazing rolex story from the boys i was cryin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonyphifer7858]

So Good - Thanks

[@robindrury2110]

Absolute class boy's loving everything about bussin.

[@Chris-bc4hb]

So glad Bussin with the Boys came on Bertcast

[@cesarlpz91]

I Just recently got into this pod After Shane Gillis’ episode. I love football too . Subbed for sure.

[@jeffgoldsberry9332]

Can’t wait for next episode boys

[@je__.]

only bert can make it into endless of hours of 2 parts podcast 😂😂😂🍻

[@Suejenk]

Bert just makes me smile.😀 he gets so excited…I’m at the bit about sharks screaming tell them the bear story.😂

[@ronhouse8121]

Keeps getting better every week!!!

[@cesarrodriguez4824]

I personally love the longer intros!

[@fortheboys2652]

I am totally ok with the long intros. Sometimes its good to just hear the boys

[@oj9069]

Did not disappoint!!!

[@masonurycki5456]

You guys gotta start popping the stuff you’re looking up on the screen on our screen so we can see it too. Like rogan does with his pod. Videos pics whatever it leaves us out completely when you guys are looking at a video or like the watches you’re like “look at it it’s a beautiful watch” n we’re all just sitting here looking at y’all look at the screen not seeing the watch at all. I understand some stuff is gonna be copyrighted but the Bert stuff y’all watched why couldn’t you show that? He’s right there he can more than likely give ya permission I’d imagine lmao just a tip but I doubt you’ll see this comment anyways. Hopefully more fans that watch these pods from you guys will start commenting this with me n we can get you guys to start doing it. Help me out all my fellow “Bussin with the boys” fans! We can do this lol

[@ryguy8o8]

Bert is one of the best

[@djsal1568]

Best bus pod of all time

[@mm1234x]

Great podcast 👏🏼👏🏼

[@kblameme307]

44:30 Ah yes, the "cool hand guy shake"; a classic in many contemporary circles.

[@BettingLargeLLC]

Keep the intros longer ! The boys love the weekly talks

[@chrisogorman6546]

Bert's 1 of the Best

[@fortheboys2652]

Bert is too funny. Can't wait for part 2

[@frankscandurro7299]

I love this show.

[@Fromw1vj191]

This will go in the hall of fame of podcast episodes

[@winestore_grindcore3223]

Yo! Saw that Little Miss BBQ shirt! AZ greatness in the Bus!

[@KangaRuude]

Great show cuzzies

[@jacobjohnson9200]

Solid pod as always boyz! But fuck the haters, everyone’s always gonna have a complaint whether it’s the intro, guest, or whatever they come up with, just keep doin what you’re doin!

[@nicksobie7380]

My favorite comedian let’s go boys 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

[@zachfosterWeeklyVlog]

Bert’s got the disappear thing it’s fun we do it all the time when I have a work break

[@nolandemartino5420]

If the Titans go undefeated this year you’ll know Taylor was goin around givin out circles to the team

[@brandonjmount]

1,2,3.

[@josephhaniford]

2 pods a week. I didn't know Christmas came in May this year

[@ihave0followers389]

That “shout-out no free shoutouts” kills me lmao

[@JW-28]

Lets get the athletic freak Tom Segura on the bus!

[@GenesysRider23]

#DunkChamp #WaterChamp

[@LoneStar_yota]

Bert always has the same excitement when he tells stories.

[@stevemiller267]

Love your shit boys!!! Keep it up

[@drake6381]

PERFECT GUEST

[@marshallmorrin6314]

Spotify pod went hard, KZbin is gonna go hard #Bussin

[@dacollins113]

Dayumm boys!!!! I loved the jelly roll pod but man this is fucking awesome!!! I love Bert! Love you guys keep up the stellar work…oh and Titan up!!

[@Mujoqerz]

The boys are killing it with the pods! Only complaint I got is the KZbin ads are getting pretty aggressive lately. Seems like they are showing up every 5 minutes!..... Anyways, good shit and keep it up!

[@19812000JR]

🔥

[@fruitlandgrizzly]

KZbin premium is worth every penny

[@thomasviser9478]

I love the podcast

[@JasonRiveraLongshotProductions]

Been a Titans Fan since they were the Oilers, Taylor you are my favorite player on the team. You go to war for your qb.

[@danielseaboldt4153]

🔥 epiy!!!!

[@davidkearley9192]

God damn!!!!! This show was fucking 🔥🔥🔥!!!! Let’s gooooooooooo…..

[@chi-tahned8689]

Now we FUCKIN GO BOYS!!!!!!!! the Machine!!!!!

[@jacksonwaddell8750]

excellent pod #tier2

[@FLAchilles]

This is going to be epic

[@19812000JR]

🔥

[@spartansartain]

“Torching bama” will get you recognized on the pod boys

[@artvandelay6306]

Can you just imagine a night out on the town with Bert, Will, and Taylor?

[@jackster21211]

“3 years.... 72 months...” adds up

[@kylevuksich3851]

The BOYSSSS in the back need some brighter lights on them.

[@talonpolach]

“I had so many rituals when I played baseball that it made me fucking crazy!” That was real 😂 If you have ocd then you get it. The rituals he explained of his own, made me cry cuz I’m so happy I’m not the only one that does shit like this lol

[@DrewFenn]

If you ever swing through Amarillo y’all should hit up blue sky, green chili willies, or coyote bluff cafe!!!

[@graysonclark7469]

Mt. Bussmore. Without a doubt

[@bamadondon0495]

The Draft for the #Titans was legit To ME, like a remake of the movie DRAFT DAY,. EXCept, we get to see the ON THE FIELD RESULTS OF THE DRAFT IN ITS ENTIRETY!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏👏✌️💪🦅🇺🇲🏈

[@rik0715]

Beginning……middle……to the end. Great fucking story about the Rolex!!!!!

[@joefrisco8025]

Can the boys put a mini screen up of what y'all are watching during the pod?

[@cole_RW]

Let’s go.

[@robbig2559]

Bert tryna take credit for making Hot Ones popular🤣🤣

[@videowebby]

I try to listen to ad reads to be supportive especially on podcasts where they read them with personality but when they come in the middle of someone like Bert where they is so much momentum I have to tap and skip through. But shoutout to companies like Chevy, Duke Cannon and all the companies that support the podcasts I enjoy

[@nyleanderson3435]

Was at that MICH OSU game also… shit was WILD

[@TimWing23]

Lol Bert's "superstition that he's explaining is called a SHOWER! Lol he cleans himself head to toe and in between his toes! Soap all over his body! Yeah that's a shower Bert. If you don't know Bert, he likes to take a shower in the pool. He just jumps in and out and he's now clean for the day lol.

[@uberpwn00bs0785]

real mommies keep em high and tight and know that chlorine cleans better than soap

[@norte15am]

9531

[@DamianRobb]

BE UNDENIABLE

[@derekmick1177]

The dude in the back at 21:47 looks like Scam Jurgens. Will can confirm.

[@trevormclachlan5162]

Y'all got to get Segura on next

[@garrettjohnson97]

All I’m gonna say is I’ve never heard a podcast be this quick on feedback about the intro. They really are pros, get feedback and apply it right away. No wonder why Comp and Taylor have had success in the league, they just work

[@MorrisonMade]

Can't people just skip the intro? Why can't we just have It all and people can pick and choose? Sometimes we wanna hear all the bs. Give them the built in timestamps.

[@rationalirrationality5691]

Sit down beta and make me a sandwich. Make your own fucking podcast and make your own time stamps.

[@benmiller8189]

This is funny shit 😂😂😂

[@prostreetowner2789]

I love how the story changes from a driver that smelled like cigarettes to a driver smoking cigarettes

[@staychunky1751]

HEY dont you EVER apologies for the intro. we love that sh*t

[@jeremybatah4827]

So funny that I had to take a break 2 separate times 😂

[@19812000JR]

😂

[@stevelantz4460]

Besides being a really funny comic and story teller, you can tell that Bert is a very kind and genuine person. I've been a fan since I was a kid and watched him on FX and travel channel.

[@k9aid514]

Can not wait for when he is funny

[@fruitlandgrizzly]

@@k9aid514 you must be a sad person

[@fruitlandgrizzly]

I met him in Reno after a show. He was so genuine and kind it was just super neat. I'll be a Bert fan ride or die forever.

[@k9aid514]

@@fruitlandgrizzly why because I do not find him funny. He laughs more at his own stories than anyone

[@Joepaluka13]

Gotta start putting the video they are watching on the screen

[@bradyhester2645]

Dude, Bart is so funny

[@maxhostetter1912]

Julius Chestnut UDFA from Sacred Heart gonna be the next DH

[@kylelittle7968]

B1G HUGS!!!! tiny kisses.

[@itsTizzle]

I say the longer the intro the better

[@JohnSmith-fd4wi]

Bussin in the boys-Ryan Whitney

[@adrianmcneilly2730]

This Bert guys alright

[@calvinspiff4348]

Is there an episode with Taylor and Pat McAfee?

[@jacobbrown7482]

Personally I like your guys intro it's a nice way to get ready for the episode but I love this pod so I'm a little biased

[@no_nosestill_close8010]

Love how so many podcast have Bret on and say its their best episode. Who doesn’t know about the 2 bears? Get your life!

[@MrMasterChief38]

will swim with sharks base jump parachute and drink a gallon of coolaid a day, but is terrified to fly. Gotta love Bart. Hes the man

[@Js-hu5cm]

This episode feels chaotic with Brent

[@VolsSlimJimmy]

In J-Rob We Trust, & got mad love for Taylor and love how much swag he's got Keep Taylor Lewan forever

[@Boss3Nate]

Taylors face at 39:15 hahahahaha

[@nottherealpaveldatsyuk_2164]

Shout out no free shout outs... Florida Boys!

[@gameovr17]

new Smyrna beach is shark bite capital of the US.

[@b14ker14]

20 min intro geeeeez rick o geeeeeez

[@thomaswogan4690]

I feel y’all and hear y’all I think 🤔