Bertcast # 323 - Brian Regan & ME

Today I sit down with comedian Brian Regan to talk about his first big break, growing up in Miami, moving to New York, playing theaters, starting comedy, and much more!
Brian's new Sketch-Comedy series, Stand Up and Away! with Brian Regan streams on Netflix December 24th!
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[@googlrc]

42:37 The Dave Attell joke is: “Is it just me? Or does an owl look like a Parrot’s attorney?”

[@beeasy247]

Ty

[@michaelladarkangelsparkle9908]

OMG THX! 🙈🤣

[@lizs821]

The funniest bit I ever heard from any comedian ever was Brian Reagan’s hearing test. I was driving The first time I heard it and literally had to pull over because I was laughing so hard I thoughtI was going to get into an accident.

[@mdcampbell7360]

Chicken musket!

[@lonniesponsler5072]

Agreed 😂. He is a gem.

[@MitsuoRLCoach]

CHICKEN MUSKET

[@somecallmeTim-wi6pr]

Dude that one cracks me up so much

[@GerritCoulter]

That story about being children's book writers had me cracking up!

[@l80bug11]

Wow! I remember my wife and I seeing Brian at the Comic Strip in 1989 on our honeymoon waiting for a cruise ship. The "Nicaragua" bit killed!

[@allanrobinson1173]

The blank out Brian had on his first performance was the spirit of standup possessing his body and making itself permanently at home. Truly the funniest guy to ever stand on a stage.

[@chaseman12]

One of the greats. Walkie-talkie

[@TheTuubster]

37:00 Regan's "We write children's books" story is an instant classic.

[@heavenonearth7049]

love Brian Regan hes a Gentleman and a scholar. Much love both of you

[@Zkullz69]

I have been a fan of Brian for so long, grown up watching him because it was the only comedy I could have the volume up. Good to see him on one of my favorite podcasts. It's been a good one.

[@davidemery4759]

I agree. I love watching him with my kids. He’s one of my favorites:)

[@MtnMoss]

Dude, we quote Brian Regan all the time, too! "The big yellow one's the sun!" "Yeah, that was funnn" (the dogs barking/talking about chasing a stick)

[@Crazy_World888]

Life can be kind of hard sometimes and your comedy makes it very much enjoyable thank you

[@hhhhhh-yz4oq]

absolute legend , one of the best comedians of all time for sure

[@lockebrady8005]

I love that Brian and Norm love each other.

[@jacobbrown760]

When does he talk about Norm?

[@TalkingThrones]

This should be a good one. Brian will always be a legend because of his two big specials from years ago. Some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.

[@a-damthemansixtynan4463]

Lol...2 specials in like 8 years that weren’t AMAZING....ok, bud. Glad your bar is that high.😂

[@megholli1981]

@@a-damthemansixtynan4463 his career is just a bittttt more than that.

[@TalkingThrones]

Stick to comic books.

[@pts5217]

I walked on the moon...could be the funniest stand up special ever. Every moment is hilarious. His more recent specials were ok, but not nearly as good imo

[@queefreak666]

@@a-damthemansixtynan4463 Brian Regan's net worth is over 10 million with no scandals. How's your career going?

[@DougJK]

Brian is a legend

[@cassie8906]

"...Everything on my insides wants to be on my outside" & "THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!" look them up - HILARIOUS!!!!! Thanks for having him on!!!

[@AutumnExplore]

38:17 "...we write children's books..." - Hilarious!

[@DD-sq3mr]

the fact brian can make me seizure on the floor from laughter and NOT say one cus word is insane. hes so damn talented!

[@jessehenson1027]

Love Brian Regan so much. When my old.band was on tour we used to listen to brian csuse we would laugh so much our long drives from gig to gig went way faster haha

[@pauliedahombre1384]

What a great episode! It was good to hear you give so many props to Robert Schimmel. One of the funniest dudes ever.

[@dannybowling754]

Found Bert on Joe Rogan... love this guy!

[@darla8623]

I got up in once to do comedy, the lights surprised me how hot they were, just off the top of my head I said, “well now I know how a hotdog at 7-11 feels”, and I got a big laugh, I get what you meant, instantly I thought, I’m killing it! 😂

[@zeliminator666]

Brian looks like a Pentecostal preacher.

[@remccrossan]

One of the best episodes so far bart

[@TerrillFischer]

If Brian wrote a Children's book it would be hilarious. Somebody illustrate it!

[@bobbyludlam2475]

Thanks Brent grysler and Brian Regan two of my favorites 38:00 LMFAO you guys are the funniest

[@charlieparker7159]

Brian Regan is a beast

[@misterpunch]

Brian is a legend, you should be honored!

[@Joxman2k]

OMG I love Brian and his brother :D His humor is so me. I mean I love other comics like Pryor, Carlin, Bert, Rogan etc. but his humor is how I see the world :)

[@JonSebring]

Love you burnt krysler. Keep it high and tight

[@kirk291]

Thank you for the podcast bert

[@annoythefish]

Brian REEGAN what a HANDSOME and CHARMING adult man!

[@kemperlennox5209]

bert, first off, SHOES!!! secondly, how TF you gonna answer a phone call during an interview WITH BRIAN REGAN?!???

[@challoran1330]

1000% Shoes, for the love of God, Satan and Tacos, please put on some damn shoes Bert.

[@samueltractorton2088]

At least he had a shirt on.

[@tysoncowan5192]

Right??!!! Podcast starts and the first thing Brian Regan says is "I'm putting my phone on airplane mode, excuse me." Super professional Burnt Chrysler.

[@hemsfrog]

At least socks. Do not want to stare at his feet for over an hour.

[@28happenstance]

Outstanding! Thanks Bert.

[@brendanwillms2714]

“Then we’re going to make Peanut Brittle!” Brilliant

[@ChaseandJess]

Here we go!! Thanks for another one

[@Wes32168]

I always feel spent after watching your podcast! I laughed so hard & often my stomach hurts! Wicked Funny!

[@HoudiniVictim]

Bert’s laugh makes me laugh!

[@x4ms]

Hey, I never would have thought that you catched the beauty of existence and then let me be a part of it. Love you both!

[@janoahtindell8999]

😂😂😂❤Brian Regan

[@ryansnow2348]

was buckled over laughing at that apartment story xD

[@alazzam91JF]

Anybody else tried reading reading bert's lips on the dave attel's joke

[@jocrow6235]

Just followed your Instagram link about Vance. So moved by what he achieved, all credit to you Bert. Inspirational comic 😃x🇬🇧

[@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605]

Thanks for the gold! I found episodes of mtv half hour comedy hour. So many great names around 1990. I'm going to remaster the audio on the episodes and segment it. I hope brians appearance is there. I'm so excited! Tytytytyty

[@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605]

Great interview. The Bertcast & The Retarded Chef are dope and legit!

[@petekingston5291]

You want a lease and a key ? Try it out man

[@Premixer112]

Fuck me, piss on me, beat me. I'm home here now.

[@johngalt191]

If you wanna move in, your friend can move in too.

[@weirdoshit3504]

@@Premixer112 did you crack the mystery of what he was saying after "fuck me, piss on me, beat me. __________" ??

[@Only1Orinthal]

@@weirdoshit3504 I'm home here now. Full Trottle

[@jonsnpthere82]

It's ho me on out, idiots. ;)

[@alexanderrose1071]

I hope Bert understands how much his fans appreciative watching him shoo the shit with other comics

[@californialove5973]

Fun episode! 😁 👍

[@anthonywhite2271]

Skor bar lol toffee goodness lol

[@Jaydoggy531]

Merry Kreischer everybody!

[@TyBoicecomedy]

god I love this podcast. two of my favorites. thank you.

[@hobobluesclown7337]

Brian Regan's shooting star story is resplendent 🤡🤙✨📺👀

[@AnthonyCiccotto]

I cant stop laughing when Bert laughs so hard at a joke and tries to speak at the same time and sounds like Mikey mouse. Its contagious! 😂😂😂

[@sarac1118]

So excited! I came in 4 strokes!

[@mfoxo]

I'm here for the Skor bar dialog. Riveting!

[@korbindallas8224]

😂

[@davelewis4325]

#ToffeeLife

[@trevorfinley2327]

I want to know the Dave attell joke that was edited out so bad

[@BroImSoHGood]

@@a-damthemansixtynan4463 its not that. You dont do someone elses bit that theyre currently on tour doing.

[@adenicolo]

It's a joke Bert has mentioned on his other bertcast with Dave. It's a joke about owls, but I haven't seen his act yet.

[@28happenstance]

@@a-damthemansixtynan4463 It's called respect. Get you some or fuck off.

[@pizzfank6038]

@@a-damthemansixtynan4463 what issue?

[@pizzfank6038]

@Adam Lolno absolute

[@timdonovan1184]

Anyone else see the title and get pumped for a podcast with Redban for a second??

[@smallbutmightypodcast231]

Bert is like the awesome uncle I never had. 😜

[@iFireRonin]

I would like to sit down and chat with the fine fellow known as Bert Kreischer.

[@douglastaylor43]

I just want to hear Bert tell other people's jokes and giggle the whole time.

[@tlcHI]

Bert laughs like he is high on shrooms!!!!

[@HighFeeline]

Whatchamacallit’s 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽BomB!

[@br6768]

I feel like Brian is likely imagining hes saying the worst possible things when he smiles and nods quietly. Lol

[@Danimal506]

Digging the new intro!

[@frannyandnikki]

Top 5 guest Big Burt!

[@unitedwestand5801]

Heath bars are the shit.

[@johng.4711]

This episode is like a shooting star.

[@jamesobrien1614]

The new intro is really cool.

[@adammanning1805]

Sober October really did wonders for you brother. Ha. Put some shoes on dude.

[@theGOADED]

DAMN im about to smoke a fat bowl this is gonna be goooooood

[@bruin1771]

You ever try a skores bar?

[@chrisb954]

Don't fat shame your bowl.

[@chuckfan1]

Good grief your such a loser

[@theGOADED]

@@chuckfan1 learn how to recognize satire chudfan

[@chuckfan1]

@@theGOADED I recognize it, hence the comment And hence losers who need to do that Calm down and shake yourself

[@elizabethai]

World's greatest human. Personality Champ, sorry mommies, it's Brian.

[@TomRoyce]

Truth on the big house. We had the 5,000 square foot house and missed a big part of the children's lives. Then we had to move to a different city and found a nice house at 2,400 sq ft. All of a sudden we were a family again. Avoid the big house, Bert!

[@acstiles6862]

When in doubt, tell people you write children's books.

[@justinmack4188]

The one in the middle is the sun!

[@1w2i3l4t]

'You've never had a skor bar?' 'Never heard of it' Oh bert, never change

[@jonloc8535]

Now I'm waiting on this something's burning

[@nicksavini5540]

Is that one of those Beer Keurig's??? Does it work???

[@KevinMay71]

I think a lot of people forgot Bert does his gig without his shirt on, now they're surprised he doesn't wear shoes.

[@superman8109]

This was hard to watch. Plan ahead Bert! Have questions or topics ready!

[@dillond4709]

Brian regan, Jerry Seinfeld, Jim gaffigan, Mike brbiglia... so called "clean" comics that just kill.. I think regan the best of them and I love that he is universally respected by other comics... burr compared following regan to following chappelle.. yes slight exaggeration but high praise

[@donovanlopez711]

#ShoelessBertKreischer Hope you had a good holiday. Loved that faimly pic hahahaha! Much love Machine. -Love the dude from Cobbs who gave you a flask and then signed it, then ruined it by putting shitty tape over it!

[@kyleblake3344]

Haven’t laughed this hard in a minute.

[@xanderxavage]

Am I the only one who saw something about a bill burr episode that never came out last week??

[@anthonywhite2271]

My OCD is killing me. What the fuck is that pillow doing on the table?

[@a.k.4o]

Mr. Regan almost got up and left after that first candy topic

[@Joeljaboy]

YASSSS

[@we_be_nerds3601]

He can teach you to be less racist!

[@johngalt191]

@@Ufor332 he is the most racist and fattest.

[@johngalt191]

@@Ufor332 while talking to a black gentleman, "Can I ask you a funny question?" The guy replies "Sure". Brett asks "Can I call you a N*****?"

[@Nesstrin]

@@Ufor332 hahahahaha you must be new here.

[@we_be_nerds3601]

YOU GUYS ARE DOING GOOD

[@davestuppy4896]

Oh I can't wait. He's gonna interrupt Brian so many times!

[@EnderPearlRs]

Do you notice how now Bert apologizes every time he talks? You jerks are making him nervous to speak on his own podcast. It's meant to be a conversation not a monologue.

[@bobbyludlam2475]

It's ok we are here for his personality anyway

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Ender Pearl: Boohoo

[@mattbob1995]

come to my channel if you like Kubrick movies

[@nishbrown]

@@mattbob1995 no

[@gavinmonaco]

36:00 you are welcome

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Looking forward to listening to Bert make everything Brian says, about Bert Kreischer.

[@Lukeor]

I never listened to his show before, but good lord it's obvious from the getgo. I couldn't lose interest in something brian regan is on fast enough for the first time ever.

[@samueltractorton2088]

Lol, now that's funny.

[@MrSvlad]

Bert is the Zelig of stand-up comics.

[@staffordomann3898]

...."GODDAMN"..iI'm crying..funniest thing ever.

[@elbob17]

The contrived laughter with Bert is a bit much at times but Regan is a peach.

[@benchappell9204]

Did Bert fall asleep @ 1:05:20 ?

[@SSM04DC5]

Skor bars are the best b/c they're made by Hershey's...come to Hershey, PA and go to Chocolate World...you'll literally be a fat kid in a giant candy store

[@anthonywhite2271]

Hot pocket

[@labgnat]

Skor's and Heath are both delicious

[@MrShoe321]

I'm honestly surprised to learn that Brian Regan drinks

[@chriszak4226]

Brian sounds so different

[@ReignofAbaddon]

shame regan hasn't had any new material. anyone that watched his new Netflix show already saw his shit but I hope some young blood got exposure to the greatness of it

[@skellvarnsen23]

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