Bertcast # 542 - The Confused Breakfast & ME

Today, I sit down with the guys from The Confused Breakfast podcast, Mike Schulte, AJ Vens, and Sean Prior. We talk about all things movies, our favorite movies, movie conspiracy theories, our favorite actors/actresses, iconic movies, movies with the biggest box office payday, and much more!
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[@ConfusedBreakfast]

Such a great experience. Thanks for having us on the show and chatting movies!!! 🥃

[@Chickennuggets18363]

You guys are awesome I’ll definitely be listening to you guys, I’m in Wisconsin so same vibes haha 😂

[@seth6200]

You guys remember Dwyer and michaels morning radio show shout out quad cities

[@ConfusedBreakfast]

@@Chickennuggets18363 Midwest winters = watch a lot of movies!

[@ConfusedBreakfast]

@@seth6200 Hell yes!

[@norb4152]

Are you aware your shirt reads "pork tornado" in Japanese under "sad bois"?ポークトルネード

[@acidwanderer6320]

I miss the days of long-form podcasts that was just people on a mic talking opinions, and this brought that feeling back. They didn't always need to be almost 4 hours, but when they were, they hit hard - like this one. Loved every second of this, and thank you for introducing me to my new favorite podcast crew. Awesome show.

[@ConfusedBreakfast]

Appreciate this comment so much!

[@nnkhfa]

Thanks for putting me on these guys. They are awesome!

[@redbeard4576]

That time travel pitch about Bert, Georgia & Ila is is genius and so is the young Hitler movie.

[@millyscheaver893]

This is his best podcast of 2022. Thoroughly enjoyed every minute.

[@burntusa]

Love love love this episode! Thanks Bert! New podcast in my bookmarks for sure

[@neverstopexploreon]

I loved this! The Confused Breakfast would be a great casting consultant board.

[@NaturalProgressGames]

I would watch the shit out of The Kreisher Effect... AKA the show about his daughters time traveling and breaking literally every presumable rule imaginable in regards to time travel while Bert constantly tries to right the course. Fantastic idea!

[@SullyReviews5000]

I feel like Bert would be the one screwing everything up and his wife and daughters would have to fix the timelines.

[@furlough2327]

Unless it's a drink i doubt Brent can fix it

[@toastedjoe1013]

In describing the story, didn't Bert say he sat down at the bar next to a hot chick, which he later found out was his daughter?

[@rjrulz327]

Adam west has since past away. He grew up in my city Walla wall Wa. He used to come to the hotel I cooked at at least twice a year. He was really cool always bought everyone drinks and would give you the shirt off his back.

[@phenomenalwoman6111]

I would 1000% watch Berts time travel show w his Daughters. The hitler one could be a short. Bert should make it an animated show & have Isla & Georgia do their character's voices.

[@millzy8885]

Best Time travel movie is the TIME BANDITS!!! Classic

[@SullyReviews5000]

These guys are so awesome. Been a fan since Brent mentioned you guys and haven’t missed an episode since. Keep up the great work

[@Naught359]

Bert 100% needs to get his series about his time traveling daughters made. That is brilliant, and could be expressed in so many different ways for tons of episodes. I speak for everyone who watches you, this needs to happen.

[@lorddrath7645]

Signs came out in theatres when I was about 12. I went to see it in theatre with my friend (who was two years older) and his father. The terror was building inside of me until the scene where the alien was standing on top of the house in the middle of the night and I leaned over to my friend to say, "I gotta go to the bathroom". I went to the bathroom and played in the arcade until the end of the movie. Never finished it until this day and plan on finishing it tonight. Great pod, love you all; thanks for the reminder.

[@benpadiah]

Thumbs up for Bert's time-travel movie ideas! 100%

[@706chessie]

Learned about this pod from Bert and seeing them together is amazing. Congrats guys!

[@whiteraven171]

So glad Burt had these guys on definitely earned a new fan

[@TheKomar924]

I am sitting here like...October 25th, 1985....thats Back to the Future .....then they say it...wow. gonna have to deep dive into Confused breakfast sooner than later!

[@brennan4159]

Never heard of these guys but this was great. Definitely gonna check them out. Also really fun to hear bert talk movies for a change.

[@YCWideawakeFinest252]

Sounds kinda 9ay, but this was the funnest podcast this week of the pods i watch weekly.

[@dcw8284]

Oh my god! Bert's first question is the same as mine their podcast should be huge. It's awesome.

[@muyleche6466]

The world needs the Time Traveling Daughters show. I NEED it. It sounds amazing and now I feel like I'm being robbed of something I never knew I needed. Something that doesn't even exist. It feels cruel 😢

[@TheLanconater]

Y’all should do this more! Bert’s a great addition to confused breakfast guys!!

[@chrisc9168]

Got me to subscribe thanks Brent

[@codyvanderwal9643]

Bert you like time travel stuff you might like this one! Im only in the first episode but it looks pretty good. From 2016 James Franco is in it. Its called 11.22.63 it's an 8 part series

[@Chris-P]

This is great, Bert. You guys should do this monthly!

[@hillpropane]

Listened this morning this is great been following them since bert 1st mentioned them on 2 bears.

[@mikeyroos4229]

Damn, their podcast sounds right up my alley! Definitely gunna check it out

[@_m_m4]

This was a great episode, I really like these breakfast guys!

[@crokey_animation]

Nathan for you is easily the funniest show on television Bert

[@CarterD523]

Great episode, love these guys! 😂

[@latenzcy]

16:00 i just had bookmarked empire records cause its free on youtube, just three minutes in than i paused to go back to this podcast lol

[@Stephiedanger]

Legends of the Fall is my favorite movie of all time.

[@millyscheaver893]

LOVE THIS EPISODE!!

[@ItsMeSpiritual]

At first glance I thought the dude on the far right was Harley from epic meal time 🤣

[@thelightwielder]

I can't hear Stuck in the Middle With You without picturing Michael Madsen doing that dance he does right before he cuts the cops ear off

[@arminoleg1624]

Gen X was best generation ever. We were old enough to enjoy the music and movies from 60’s and 70’s while having our own music and movies from 80’s and 90’s. Sometime after early to mid 2000’s things began to suck. Now everything is played out 1 month after it’s “a thing”. Very skeptical times. Very little to look back to with nostalgia.

[@whaler317]

So badass! Love the movie talk

[@michaeledward2518]

i cant believe that i just watched a almost four hour podcast of the bertcast this was fucking great ... love from hamilton ontario canada

[@suezeeeeee]

I love your movie idea Bert!!

[@stephenroby8498]

The attention to detail while watching movies is great, which makes me want to see more of these guys. Curious their opinion on "Easy Rider," and "The Wall." Best time travel movie is the1979 "Time After Time," with Malcolm McDowell, and Mary Steenbergen.

[@drodge72]

3 ninjas absolutely holds up. It was a dumb kids movie when we were kids. That's a crazy take

[@ModernElectricRecordings-bl6bs]

In the short story that Stand By Me is based on, The Body, it is said that Ace just grew up to be a fat schlub who worked in a factory if I’m not mistaken.

[@katdog9786]

And Peace n Love to these cats from IOWA. Going to visit my coolest cousins in Davenport during Thankgiver. I'll find out if they listen and if they don't...They will!! Great fun Pod. Thanks Y'all!!

[@katdog9786]

ps. at 121mins...heard that! Smell ya later.

[@whatsgoodbro420]

I was cool with a Confused Breakfast before it was cool to be with the confused breakfast all right all right 😎

[@tokenhempshire]

Movie title for the boat and time travel comedy. "Over the Horizon"

[@MommaLousKitchen]

Forrest Gump will forever be favorite though, I had the 2 disk soundtrack too, lol.

[@dcw8284]

Both the movie ideas are awesome.

[@whaler317]

Love this episode so much

[@jaytierney]

Holy shit, Bert's Hitler time-traveler movie pitch was hilarious...

[@dustinjones7700]

They had me at 3 ninjas

[@chadwatson548]

Pork Tornados! Congrats guys, this is awesome!

[@jacksonbruns9429]

BERT YOU NEED FUCKING MAKE THOSE MOVIES NO MATTER WHAT. Those pitches are fucking genius. Even a stetch. We just need this

[@TheKatiebeeks]

Super fun listen!!!

[@sambloore1]

This makes me happy, the confused breakfast guys are great and deserve recognition 👍🏼

[@deaderthendead041]

Benicio del Toro was good in the Wolfman, One of my favorite depictions of that character. Another good " werewolf" film is "dog soldier's" its a british movie but it's surprisingly good for a lower budget film.

[@SketchybrainD]

Dude. I’m gonna make that time travel idea into a 20 minute mini movie That shit is funny

[@ElizaK1021]

BERT!!! You have to watch The Anniversary Party - Jennifer Jason Leigh is the lead and Phoebe Cates is her bestie and married to Kevin Kline and they're all actors - its AMAZING!!!

[@norb4152]

Little fun fact, but his shirt (opposite of Bert) says "pork tornado" in Japanese.

[@SaculNoshploda]

That’s awesome! He’s in a band called The Pork Tornadoes. I’m not joking lol.

[@commonsense_patriot8540]

LIFE is the best Eddie Murphy movie in my book! Murphy, Martin!! Greatness!

[@Mysterybox007]

Id watch both your time travel movies Bert. The Hitler one could be so epic and funny. The one with your daughters would be hilarious tho

[@leftjab6145]

The stand by me one isn’t correct because Stephen King actually has Kiefers character Ace appearing in other books he wrote.

[@sharonstanley6330]

I am addicted to Bert

[@hapahale]

Just a FYI that scene that you're showing from identity theft is the same thing that they show at universal studios for their sound effect show just a little 411 trivia for you

[@AsiaOfTheMultiverse]

A really great time travel movie is Safety Not Guaranteed. Loved it and highly recommend ;)

[@JotenTheCorgi]

Drink every time Bart says "Best film ever made" and you'll be close to his intoxication

[@LupeBarba]

or every time he says "Can I tell you..." 🤣

[@gambus5507]

Yes!!! So much yes!!!!

[@mikehoke1028]

Omg! Life changing literary!

[@touchyssubjects364]

Somebody needs the green light 8 Rules To Time Traveling With My Grown Up Daughters

[@MommaLousKitchen]

Ed Norton is fucking amazing.

[@DJforEarth]

Just subscribed, thanks Bert...

[@ryanvincenec3511]

Once Bert hears about The Rewatchables he's gonna flip lol

[@williamritter4006]

How old is this pod? It’s October 20 sober October?

[@elonbust2421]

Old he is on tour

[@coastalorigins3031]

@1:56 One of my biggest pet peaves... when people say "and stuff like that". My brother dated a girl in highschool that used to utter the phrase every other sentence, I almost ended up in a padded room or as a suspect on unsolved mysteries.

[@KT-cz7rm]

I could've watched this podcast for another month.

[@truebabyben]

Love somethings burning 🔥

[@kalefletcher8992]

holy shit I was thinking about dazed and confused when he said it

[@katdog9786]

80's English Bizzarre ...the movie TIME BANDITS !!!!

[@0777sadie]

32:40 I do a version of "cave time" but mine is a tv in the bathroom, im in the tub watching the Barbra Streisand Specials box set drinking Lambrusco...

[@katdog9786]

Brad Pitt...I first saw in Thelma & Louise. Eddie Murphy.. RAW.. Yes, best. Then Trading Places/Coming to America. Matthew McConaHEY! in Dazed and Confused is my fav. As a lady bartender in the biz for a while now, my favorite thing to say to those young ones comin' up.... "I love them kitchen boys. I get older...and they stay the same age!"

[@JoDough]

Dude, I've been playing the face touch drinking game for a few years now, its unreal how often he did it

[@SmokedPaprikas]

Stay sober brother, get fit

[@michaeledward2518]

and dont forget bert cheech and chongs movie came out 2 years before fast times just saying ........ love from hamilton ontario canada

[@DeFlanko]

I want those two movies made. where do i throw money at it?

[@TheUn4gvnmetalhead]

Are we not going to talk about the middle one looking like Dollar General Ryan Reynolds?

[@Therileyrileyriley]

Berts movie idea was basically Jack Black in Tropic thunder

[@joeyt1108]

Wait... that's not Chris Pratt sitting in the middle 🤣

[@BryceLK]

Myq Kaplan has a joke similar to the Hitler/time travel show premise that I've always loved. I looked and found it on a Conan clip called _How Myq Kaplan Thinks Time Travel Works._ It's worth looking up.

[@freezarulesyou7603]

These are Bert's people

[@XvShadow]

Great podcast so far. I found my next podcast with this group. Still listening to it but I figured I'd point out you're confusing two Monty Python movies The Life of Brian with The Meaning of Life. Meaning of Life had the "one more bite" scene. You should definitely check out The Life of Brian

[@PorkTornadoes]

Mike is the drummer of The Pork Tornadoes! His drumming skills are way better than his podcast skills😂

[@ConfusedBreakfast]

We would argue that his podcast skills are better than his drumming skills!

[@JamAudioRecording]

Mom and dad are fighting again. I’m gonna lock myself in my room and listen to Cyndi Lauper . . .

[@coreydiculous]

Ahem.. he's also the rapper. 🐖🌪️

[@kalinamarie1412]

Also, Dana carvey was in Halloween 2

[@michaeloneal7775]

These guys rule

[@larrygraham4875]

Much lov Brett

[@jasonvensky7733]

They totally missed Jane Lynch for playing Dangerfield in their "movie"

[@BrewdogWasHere]

Detroiters is the best!

[@kalinamarie1412]

Thanks for the turn on bigboy

[@mamainchaos]

Hello from waterloo

[@codylauderdale2748]

3 Ninjas Knuckle Up was the best

[@VitaminStudios]

AVGN!! Wooooo love that show AND Gilbert Godfrey made and appearance as Fred Fuchs (Fred Fucks)