Best 5 Minutes 'Total Recall' 1990

[@stevema2]

"You are not you. You are me" "No shit!" gets me every time! 🤣🤣🤣

[@FMIFestival]

“Get your ass to Mars.” Ranks right up there with “to be, or not to be?”

[@davederosa201]

I like the way Hauser waits for him to complete each task.

[@elcapitano1972]

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[@antonboludo8886]

@@davederosa201 Yes, like a knowing mentor. It was hilarious.

[@moccagriselda]

Me too pal, me too :)

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

RoboCop and Total Recall have aged unbelievably well for 30+ year old films. Verhoven knew what he was doing.

[@williamblake7386]

except RoboCop is unwatchable for at least 20 years.

[@starwarsroo2448]

Robocop is a great, why wouldn't it look a bit dated it's 1987 and very 80s, still a great movie

[@Mustang-bk4ns]

Paul Verhoven also paid Homage to his German brethren when he made Starship Troopers and the main capital was Rio de Janeiro, Brazil where many German people fled and built that country up.

[@JuanHernandez-ze3si]

100% both movies are classics.

[@tgchan]

@@williamblake7386 you have no idea about good films, don't you?

[@soul76can]

Wish they still made these types of movies from the 80's, early 90's...Predator, Robocop, Total Recall, Rambo, Terminator.....ahhhhhh....those were the days...

[@homerinchinatown2]

Not sure if this was sarcasm or if it's because it was 7 years ago, but they have made re-makes or sequels to all of those movies. Of course, that doesn't mean that they did it well. That's the part that I miss....

[@dingdongchingchong8659]

They were the best!!!!

[@homerinchinatown2]

@Anna K Interesting to agree with my point while making it seem like a disagreement....

[@90AlmostFamous]

Remakes are crap but importantly they don’t have the atmosphere

[@byronkleoyang]

@@90AlmostFamous Exactly this. The 80s/90s were a great time but the vibe from those eras is long gone. Too bad movies made today have to be so... safe.

[@tc9660]

In the year 2084 Arnold still can't get his hands on a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range

[@raven4k998]

meh oh well no body's perfect give him a break at least he didn't invent a vehicle that looks as bad as the ones in this movie🤣🤣🤣

[@gezzarandom]

Wesley Snipes managed it in Demolition Man 😂

[@antoinehalik]

because ain only what you see pal. But you can still ask for "uzi nein milimita" 🤭

[@antonboludo8886]

@@raven4k998 They all looked terrible.

[@peaceleader7315]

😂🤣.... hmmmm

[@Plot_sculptor]

That was a golden era of american sci-fi movies)

[@drjagjitsingh2666]

Absolutely right

[@eliseuhackbarth7003]

nailed it down man. never again we'll see masterpieces again.

[@tootspogsforever5590]

late 80s to 90s were the best

[@Hawthorne-Studios]

Yep, the last film that used major practical effects. After this it all went CGI.

[@Incognito-vc9wj]

Simple sets, good story telling, good mix of seriousness and comedy. The good ol’ days.

[@raven4k998]

back when all you had to do to stop being tracked was put a wet towel on your head🤣🤣🤣

[@bobhill9845]

And not a phone in sight

[@antonboludo8886]

"Good old days" is an illusion, just like "Someday" is.

[@antonboludo8886]

@@raven4k998 He really wrapped it well. It looked like a stylish Turban. It is now probably in some kitschy Hollywood Museum, along with the Terminator leather jackets.

[@027220]

Roger Ebert: "Don't remake 'masterpieces.' If it 'works, don't fix' it."

[@DeepEye1994]

Oddly enough, he gave a good rating to the remake. Oh well, nobody really cares about the remake anyway.

[@darkice7669]

Preach!

[@asahmosskmf4639]

Why do we care what one fat disgruntled guy thinks ? Its like basing all choices off rotten tomatoes instead of using your own brain.

[@DavyDave1313]

The remake was excellent. People just wanna hate

[@koromaabdulrahman4870]

Njnhyghhhhs nxyuuu

[@tilasole3252]

The way Hauser is just "watching him" as he waits for him to do it, presumably it is waiting knowing how long it takes and he has that stupid grin in his face, as his counter part Quid is in distress from the pain of pulling a jaw breaker out his nostril, is hilarious.

[@johnm84]

LOL!😂😅 Quaid not Quid.

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

It's supposed to be (and is) a recording. 🙄

[@tilasole3252]

@@Novastar.SaberCombat than that is even more silly.

[@antonboludo8886]

I know. It is hilarious. Hauser is saying to Quaid: "Gently my boy, nice and easy does it."

[@jimmyfarley5581]

Back when guns never needed reloading!!

[@eternalresolute8960]

You must not watch Liberal Hollywood nowadays. Reloads are still very rare.

[@clevelandbrown5709]

@@eternalresolute8960 'liberal hollywood' lol. Dont get your panties in a bunch

[@eternalresolute8960]

@@clevelandbrown5709 stop drinking that 'koolaid' it'll make your head hurt and make you burst out in anger just like liberals do when you hit them with the TRUTH!

[@johnnychronicles3221]

When america was great !!! No reloads just gun shots lol

[@martincain01]

Better than that awful reboot. The original are still the best ever.

[@_UpVector_]

How could they even dream about surpassing Paul Verhoeven? Fools.

[@dazg332]

@Drco89ol yeah it's shit

[@darkice7669]

Most movies before 00s are better quality, they actually seemed to have put thought into making plots unlike today where it's just a poor attempt at a remake. Like nobody has any new ideas? Sad

[@game46312]

@Drco89ol the remake is closer to the book that movies are based on but Arnold Schwarzenegger is the more popular one

[@TheWaffertful]

That's why they are original🤷duh

[@varunemani]

Pure Genius.. Just loved the holographic gadget and the idea with the Rats squabbling with the tracking device. The movie feels well aged 👍

[@raven4k998]

this is back when people thought driving weirdo cars was the new fad🤣🤣🤣

[@barrybritcher]

I reckon it inspired the holoduke in duke nukem 3d

[@VoicesByZane]

That rat had a lot of blood

[@pdhung3012]

they can make a juicy ratburger from it

[@twofiveb]

Considering it’s supposed to be 2084 that is one BIG ASS laptop

[@brandonsavitski]

Not to mention the scene where Arnold Schwarzenegger is disguised as the 2 Weeks Lady when people are going through customs. They still use paper passports and stamp it with ink stamper.

[@TheSchmed]

And no flat screens

[@hisdudeness8328]

Or that they still use pay phone booths...

[@gregbernard7861]

So imagine how 2084 will really be like then.

[@mah7961]

2020 and we still don’t have chicks with three tits

[@tgchan]

Total Recall, Robocop, Blade Runner. They all feel from the very same shelf. Love those films.

[@NitrosS]

I love this film, the action, the script, mars, Beny, the soundtrack, everything.

[@georgisimeonov1181]

Screw you, Benny

[@antonboludo8886]

@@Marvin-dg8vj No?

[@georgeboothe9965]

This movie never gets old I remember when I was 14 going to the drive-in theaters and seeing it

[@unnamedchannel1237]

I do as well but birds flew over and shat all Over the front windshield so we could not see the movie

[@johnm84]

​@@unnamedchannel1237 LOL!😂😅

[@antonboludo8886]

@@unnamedchannel1237 That is supposed to be good luck, though.

[@jime6688]

No way he could pull that out without a nosebleed.

[@thisistheendpt2]

Funny how you didn't even notice it was a robotic head.

[@hostilehostile5073]

@@thisistheendpt2 funny, how stoopid u r. Fool

[@gregbors8364]

Not you or me, but it’s Ahnold we’re talking about

[@artytoons]

Play it backwards to see how he got that thing inside there in the first place.

[@timidequinox1789]

Plot twist Elon Musk is actually Quaid trying to get his ass to Mars

[@dave-in-nj9393]

think he just wants a triple at the bar

[@IbnShahid]

Hahaha! Love it!

[@Nmdixon-cu7vm]

Geh geh geh geht ya ass ta mahz!!!

[@hugodrax1674]

Elon Musk is fat woman in a business suit. A Trans puppet for his masters fronting the Mars show and Transhuman implants.

[@starwarsrebel2006]

Elon Musk was 19 years old in 1990.

[@jackthegreek6092]

2:32 that smile kills me. Like he knows what's happening to him. XD

[@joethekinghawk7514]

That's one hell of a booger

[@KCGainz]

Hes like… you doing good buddy, just a little further.

[@artytoons]

The ability to clear those difficult-to-reach places is a simple victory.

[@antonboludo8886]

@@KCGainz You will prize that booger out yet!

[@ianmc87]

Glad I got to see this in a movie theater opening night in 1990. It was a riot to watch. Packed house and everyone loved it.

[@antonboludo8886]

Same here!

[@MrAskOnce]

When you hear the crunch, you're there. XD

[@artytoons]

If he hears several crunches while pulling it out...call a medic immediately.

[@wobjong]

GETCHA AHHS TO MAHHHSS

[@grand_vizier_of_chaos]

JU - ANAT JU, JU - Mi. NOU SHET.

[@yuppiehi]

That extraction tool - you can find one of those in every PC technician's toolkit.

[@justmcmanus]

the end being an olive grabber!

[@rickyb533]

"Get'yer ass to Mars" has been going thru my head for over 25 yrs now. Lol 😂 😆 🤣 😹

[@Zactastical]

HAHAHAHA, You think this is the real quaid? IT IS.

[@aeixo2533]

i've got fiiiiiive kids to feed!

[@Nmdixon-cu7vm]

AeixO I gots foe kidz ta feed Wut happened ta numbah five? Shit man. Ya got me. I ain’t eebum married.

[@Keepitsimple565]

And it took that huge briefcase to show a video, but a wristwatch to produce a holographic decoy?

[@silverleaf494]

He did provide the nifty watch for use in the field. Cant blame him for wanting to save a few bucks.

[@henrikstaaf3293]

The video was 8k.

[@Daltonson]

Thats the 80s baby

[@Nmdixon-cu7vm]

Well a tv is bigger than a watch so...🤷

[@Hawthorne-Studios]

Probably hardened against EMP and radiation in Mars.

[@kevinrazban8906]

“Get your ass to Mars!” I don’t know why but that line cracks me up every time!

[@hellraiser9409]

awww man this movie brings back so many memories. :-)

[@SerElessar]

“Now the hard part, it’s all up to you buddy” “Great😐” Such a mood 🤣

[@care4rfallen34]

don't worry it's self guiding. Shove hard.

[@FN_FAL_4_ever]

“Get your ass to Mars” Well, you heard him, Elon Musk

[@raven4k998]

nope Elon's a lost cause he'll kill us all we need cohagan to get us there

[@antonboludo8886]

So did Grimes.

[@Plot_sculptor]

And, with no doubt, i`ve been impressed by the work of mr Sandell (production designer) of this movie.

[@XxLiveBaitxX]

"Be careful, that's my head too."

[@chodeshadar18]

Love da little "pop" when he pulls the bug outta his nose 😁

[@user-uh6lm5wv6n]

Its a pre recorded message but he seems to be interacting with the live Arnie. E.g. at 2:34 when he appears to be taking much delight in Arnies painful extraction

[@johnsmith-wx5fb]

He knows the routine. He's a very slick guy

[@dannygjk]

It's integrated with an AI.

[@hankheavy]

I just noticed the yellow coat in his bag at 3:24 his disguise as the Two Weeks lady was planned ahead. Never realised this. Brilliant.

[@RexBanner_]

Nice pull. Never noticed this too.

[@ihavenoname1769]

Well spotted

[@donatelloreynaga5489]

Before, ingenuity was used more to create special effects, today everything is done by computer

[@chuckadams195]

When filming Conan the director said if we didn’t have Arnold we would have to build him they don’t say stuff like that about Dwayne 🤣😂

[@89NikhilS]

Laughed so hard when he was pulling out the tracker

[@conservativewarrior777]

Both Robocop and Total Recall won Oscars and dozens of Sci-Fi and geek awards!

[@sibernetikvehububata.s7158]

Old but gold. Back when movies had thrill and excitement.

[@antonboludo8886]

In 20 years 2023 will be seen as the good old days.

[@brettsoyars4341]

Just shove real hard. When you hear the crunch your there. Loved how this scene was done. All he had to do was pull the bug out.

[@JnEricsonx]

When someone told me how they test you for COVID I thought of this scene, and I CRINGED.

[@artytoons]

More fun can be had when one runs the sequence backwards to see how they got that thing placed in there in the first place.

[@roboecto]

See you at the party Richter!

[@Rhythmicons]

Look who's talking!

[@volsdeep]

Don't know how many times me and my brother said that. Every once in a while someone would know what we were talking about.

[@aansul888]

No animal was abused in the filming. They just killed it.

[@MrDavey2010]

I love the original Total Recall

[@P_Honey_1]

You, you are not you. You are me.

[@reinforcedpenisstem]

No shit

[@gregaj7]

"The Best Memories Money Can Buy", Philip K Dick.

[@ronnien8214]

Total recall decides to hit my recommendation 🤔🤔🤔 i guess ill watch it

[@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506]

Well its still an awesome movie.. The original.. We do not NOT talk about the "remake"

[@ronnien8214]

@@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 i didn't even know it was a remake

[@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506]

@@ronnien8214 This movie wasn't.. This is the original from 1990 and its still awesome.. I'm talking about the cashgrab 2012 remake where they didn't even go to Mars.

[@ronnien8214]

No i know this is a original i didn't know they tried to make a remake ima watch the remake on everything wrong with total recall 2012

[@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506]

@@ronnien8214 Thats a good plan.. Don't waste your time watching the actual remake m8.. I did and I'm still having a bad taste in my mouth. None of the humor, action or fun of the original and instead it tries to be all serious and preachy.. And they don't even go to Mars.. Which was the whole plot of the original.

[@AhKillez]

Arnold is a great actor. All the relics from 80's and 90's own

[@lasarousi]

He definitely tried

[@nathanmerritt1581]

Relic?

[@SANDRARAMIREZ-iy1lh]

4:05 When you can't hear a word you say, be a parrot.🐦 "GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

in 1990s there were mars colony films and now year 2020 there is nothing films like that. hollywood sucks.

[@kertsang2053]

Out of curiosity, is it actually possible to pull out an object that large from one's nostril without doing catastrophic damage to one's face?

[@Ghostly1989]

Not possible the inside of your nostril canals would either have it stuck or you’d literally be ripping your nose open from the inside out. In reality your either having surgery for it which is likely you’d have to split the head open and probably die or if you took it out your gushing blood and will die anyway,

[@nihilistcentraluk442]

No.

[@Hawthorne-Studios]

Maybe....

[@danialyousaf6456]

Only if it's like super soft. Even then it'll do massive damage to your face.

[@tukes1234]

Its self guided duh

[@freaker126]

several decades later will man be colonizing mars?

[@okamijubei]

I think it's becoming more and more likely from all the talk recently.

[@ColossalSwordFormAndTechnique]

The year i was born. Saw this movie as a toddler was confused af 🤣

[@brandonsavitski]

What have you been feeding that thing "Blondes".

[@zapzap7458]

That's like I usually make a covid-19 express test

[@Hawthorne-Studios]

They definitely watched Total Recall too many times when they came up with that shit.

[@Cartoondude135]

3:53 What kind of barrel/muzzle device is that silver micro uzi using? I can't seem to find much info about this barrel device or this specific prop micro uzi.

[@jerichobeach2967]

Great Arnold movie he’s very charismatic in this but it needs more Arnold guttural sounds

[@chiquinquiraalarcon8476]

I can't believe this movie is already 30 years old.

[@PixieCropCircleDuster]

Literally one of the best quotes of the 90's "Git yo as to Mahs".

[@RIZEorDIE]

Second best arnold scream ever

[@Blizz3112]

I love that they made the hologram static just to hide the irregularities in the movements, lol... they KNEW how to make movies back then... ;-)

[@dgontar]

2:19 Covid-19 test.

[@BoogerDeluxe22]

There are alot of people like you in the comment section who use pop culture to try and get likes. Its really kind of pathetic.

[@palifuhrer]

BILL PAXTON why r u so miserable he just said a joke and I actually found it funny, I seen those covid tests they go so deep up your nose. Your just butt hurt because Arnold fucked u up in true lies when he test drove your car you shitty car salesman Bill Paxton

[@palifuhrer]

BILL PAXTON why r u so miserable he just said a joke and I actually found it funny, I seen those covid tests they go so deep up your nose. Your just butt hurt because Arnold fucked u up in true lies when he test drove your car you shitty car salesman Bill Paxton

[@Enzo012]

Best 5 minutes in general.

[@TheGreenfrog140]

There was no need for the remake.. original was mind blowing and I think it cannot be done better and should have untouched ..

[@josephsheranda]

Agreed, except Kate Beckinsale is much hotter than Sharon Stone. She's the only reason the remake was watchable.

[@hoobler08]

All I have to say is that we all take a moment for our dear friend, Mr. Rat, at @:30... Must have felt like the whole world was on his shoulders.

[@antonboludo8886]

Richter spilt that rat's blood.

[@thefarbookkeeper]

This version of Quaid talking to another version of Quaid through the computer thing reminds me of a narrative in a videogame, where some strange NPC shows and and tells you just enough to get you to the next destination.

One does not simply remake a Schwarzenegger classic.

[@simonbelmont9236]

don't forget to flash da brubaka ID at da desk.

[@brucea9871]

Does anyone else see how ridiculous part of this scene is? When the rats were fighting over the chocolate with the bug in it it would have moved at most a few inches but the tracking unit indicated it had moved over ten feet. Moreover when Richter grabbed the tracking unit it indicated the bug was inside the rat. There is no way the rat could have eaten it even if it wanted to; it was too hard to chew.

[@neihomai8]

3:56 the rats didn't actually eat the thing. they just carried the thing around

[@Krooksbane]

Stop! You’re ruining it. 😭

[@xuxucumusu]

It's just a movie

[@hypoEthicaI]

It's the beauty of the film. The actions scenes are so ridicilious that makes you think, the whole story might be only a dream.

[@kuntakinte7045]

Love this film

[@tiagoribeiro885]

You don't have fims like this anymore... Every scene is a classic

[@tobyschmoll2792]

Civil war buffs in the future... Using minie balls as transmitters

[@shaider1982]

Yup, 2:41👍

[@philknight0078]

@0:47 "You are not you, you are me.." . . . . . No shit 😂😂

[@joserodellastudela7265]

Are old movie. Remember great times with movie of old first start of Hollywood. Arnold Schwarzenegger number one of movies of years 80,90. Number one!!!!

[@KRKahn87]

"...at the old cement factory".

[@ImaFnT-Rex]

This is still my favorite Total Recall

[@abdulqudz89]

2:17 the sound he makes is funny.

[@savvassavva6490]

Total Recall 👍👍👍👏👏👏👌👌👌🎬🎬🎬🎬📽📽📽💕💕💕

[@davidvega462]

“Get your ass to mars” classic

[@DeepEye1994]

Was he eating a Mars?

[@davidhonez8859]

Milky Way I believe

[@DeepEye1994]

@@davidhonez8859 The inside looked brownish, rather than white.

[@pdhung3012]

no he didn’t. Inside a mars bar should be brown, while in the movie it looked like some soft cookies inside.

[@DeepEye1994]

@@pdhung3012 Maybe it's the nougat of a 3 Musketeers candy bar.

[@balasmj]

Mars for Mars

[@pedro16v_]

There’s something about this particular scene that reminds me of 1992 videogame Flashback.

[@M.Cavenecia]

Ese fue un supermoco, digno de un record guiness!!

[@funkycoldmedina32]

How to get that stubborn bogger tutorial is the best!!!!!

[@TheWaffertful]

One beatbox remix coming up- 'Get your A** to Mars'@04:13

[@TF2Scout..]

Lol

[@HunterMagunter]

Probably the best arnold performance, it works even better when you realize it's a dream, nobody would be a better choice to be a badass spy on a mission to save Mars

[@Freakie1NL]

Is it a dream, is it...?

[@HunterMagunter]

@@Freakie1NL yes, verhoeven and Arnold go into it a bit more on the commentary

[@Whoopdido777]

@@HunterMagunter So did he ever wake up and was he still married to Sharon Stone and did he still have his construction job?

[@HunterMagunter]

@@Whoopdido777 he was married to Sharron stone, the second he enters the chair in recall is when it all becomes a fake reality, from then on its a dream and the end Is when he's lobotomized

[@Whoopdido777]

@@HunterMagunter Yeah so I guess that’s my question. I know he’s married to Sharon Stone and just living this ho hum life so he goes to Recall. Then he gets put into the chair and ok…BOOM from then on out it’s a dream. Then I guess I have 3 questions. A. Why do they lobotomize him? B. After he’s lobotomized, in his mind does he just continue to live out his life on Mars forever? C. What happens to his body on Earth after he’s lobotomized?

[@kalumarjuna80]

Arnie: Get your ass to Mars..... & in 2022, still no man on Mars!

[@raymondyee2008]

04:16 when Sam Fisher goes bananas after failing another stealth mission.

[@andreaspooky6183]

Why keep the tracker in a large plastic ball, if the ball itself leaks and the tracker gets wet?

[@janmajer4662]

Just so Arnold can get it painfuly outta his nose and make funny screams and faces.

[@testy462]

4:21... What goes thru ekon musk's head every day

[@Bored4280]

-Ты это не ты. Ты - это я. -Да ладно.

[@mphlohi]

3:50 - 4:07 thought that was really funny the way Helm keeps yelling "There!" Spraying bullets wherever the rats drag the tracking bug. RIP Michael Champion.

[@Polygonlin]

The best 5 minutes? I didnt know this entire movie was only 5 minutes long?!

[@JesusChrist-xk9ee]

sorry to be analytical , but how in the hell can they pick up an explosion? And even if they did.. how in the hell could that possibly be linked....

[@stephenrandolph1914]

The big surprise ! When will that day come ?

[@TheRealQuester]

All care in the world to do the puppet and they forget to put a single string of blood coming out of his nose as the beacon comes out. Still, I love this movie

[@anihtgenga4096]

The movie is great, The short story is even better! We can remember it for you wholesale.

[@demiurgeobzen327]

Video feed Arnold was enjoying that extraction a little TOO much

[@tc9660]

132 people don't want to get their ass to Mars

[@mantabond]

. . .and from here was the idea for The Matrix conceived.