Total Recall - Two Weeks [HD]

[@torreybelledwards]

This woman--Priscilla Allen--was my drama teacher in high school, she was amazing. She used to pretend to answer the phone and go "Oh Arnold, you MUSN'T call me here, no one can know..."

[@MrAngryGorilla2000]

Two weeks.

[@MrAngryGorilla2000]

That’s so fucking hot. I creamed when she did that.

[@historybuff66]

Cool story. As a drama teacher no doubt you had to learn all your lines in...wait for it...TWO WEEKS.

[@conbandera3865]

Torrey Bell-Edwards Was she as tall as she looks on the movie?

[@nodak81]

@@conbandera3865 She was 6 ft tall.

[@newdefsys]

Hats off to the two-weeks lady. She had to give the craziest performance ever and did she deliver.

[@2011persol]

tht will be 80 credits, hope you enjoyed the ride.....!!

[@arckanum332]

So you're saying that wasn't Arnold in drag? childhood...ruined

[@Terrylb285]

It was really Arnold in a real costume that malfunctioned ,but they decided to include it in the movie anyways

[@bullshitstomper9417]

How long to flatten the curb ? Woman: Two weeks

[@i_am_aladeen]

She probably practiced for two weeks.

[@mggentry]

A tribute to the skill of an actor that they can take 7 words of dialogue and create such an iconic character/scene

[@annandrus3030]

She also says "Hnnh?".

[@youtuber-452]

mr bean.. 0

[@paulocarvalho7877]

True, on par with Boba Fett, Groot, Hodor and others.

[@snoojie]

And most people forget everything but "Two Weeks".

[@ShineBox-jn8mh]

Jimmy Two Times I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers

[@jim6820]

May Priscilla Allen who played this memorable character RIP. Passed away 8/14/2008 at age 70. Two weeks. Get ready for a surprise. Such memorable lines.

[@dannythomas417]

Aw, bummer. But at least she still lives in our nightmares.

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

What else did she do? Did she play Dr. Hartley's secretary on "The Bob Newhart Show"?

[@nordlicht9877]

TWO WEEKS!

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

Yes, but is she the same actress who played Dr. Hartley 's secretary?

[@timetravellingone]

@@TheNoiseySpectator That was Marcia Wallace

[@MasteroChieftan]

I love how the animatronic lady head opens up to reveal yet another Arnold animatronic head.

[@genx-tv]

Yes! But it really looks quite good. Also the animatronics used when Arnold pulls out the tracking device. I think the pacing of the cutting helps. Unlike that repair scene in The Terminator, which lingers on the bad animatronic of Arnold far too long -- I still love that movie though.

[@whatshisname3304]

the first head was supposed to be animatronic but was a real head edited to look like a robotic head, and the second head was actually an animatronic head supposed to to be a real head. pretty cool all the same.

[@Nurgles_Rot_]

So like Inception but only in the 80s? ;)

[@Nantawat_Kittiwarakul]

Maybe half stop-motion, half animatronics. The mechanics might not be able to keep up this complex motion in real time. So it might be done at say, 4 fps instead of 24 fps. (Late 80's robotic technology, you get the idea) A very, very great practical effect however. Took me years to realize how they got this shot done.

[@starwarsroo2448]

Rob Bottin, bit of a legend for that sort of Thing

[@gjack4230]

I can say that as a teenager..THIS..was the GREATEST special effect I'd ever seen. And it still impresses to this day!

[@Steveman27]

So how much longer will it still impress you?

[@jeffreyz8030]

The makeup was done by the genius Rob Bottin. He also did all the special effects makeup for The Thing by John Carpenter. The amazing thing he was only 23 when he invented all the effects for the Thing. He also did the makeup effects transformation for the Howling. He had a falling out with Rick Baker over American Wearwolf in London

[@Pippinmog]

Imagine how this makeup effect looked during the days pre-CGI, back when SFX felt like magic and not mundane computer sprites. This was before Terminator 2 and Jurassic Park. I was a teenager when Total Recall came out on VHS and those effects made my eyes pop out further than Cohaagen out in the Mars wastes.

[@TortoiseJames]

Still does!!! I wasn't even a teenager yet!!! Almost though!!!

[@weemissile]

"Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?" "TWO LEEKS!"

[@porminuto7665]

Two leaves

[@mewtoo007]

How many cheeks does your butt have? "Two Cheeks!'

[@trentigalaxy]

"Do u have any sons trolling the internet all day" "TWO GEEKS!!"

[@jrmetmoi]

weemissile 🙄😆😆

[@rodolfogarcia1294]

Excuse me ????

[@vic7939]

This scene scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. That actress did such a great job. That deep grunt just before her face open omg.

[@D_Gring_]

same here !! 🐿️

[@JoaoBatista-lt4xi]

Ppp

[@D_Gring_]

@Lauren B 🤣🤣

[@JediKnight207]

The special effects team did a good job.

[@shameerjahn186]

Me too bro 🤣🤣🤣

[@Grubbbee]

This movie has everything: 5 kids to feed 4 kids to feed 3 knockers 2 weeks 1 legend.

[@elijahjarman2837]

Yeah, michael Ironside is a legend

[@Grubbbee]

@@elijahjarman2837 i meant Arny but I have no comeback. Thanks 👍

[@CaptainBardiel]

@@elijahjarman2837 Darkseid

[@thegreathadoken6808]

And 0 bullsh*t

[@sexobscura]

... and no decent story

[@entertainment-knone9344]

She was only in the movie for a few short minutes but Priscilla Allen leaves a lasting impression that will always forever be remembered among sci-fi fans. Priscilla Allen played The Fat Lady, the animatronic head that explodes. YOu know you're a damn good actor or actress when you leave a lasting impression like she did.

[@lonewolf333]

@@danstrayer111 I posted in another comment where you can see her real name in it at 0:55

[@mattx5499]

When you're hiding your face under hi-tech cybernetic mask and you got the glitching one...

[@Mephilis78]

Let's not forget that Marc "Gul Dukat" Alaimo is in this scene.

[@sturycroft]

@@lonewolf333 lol. “We’re too tight on budget for real props, just use her real passport but make sure her name is out of shot” 🤦‍♂️. To be fair it’s a nice homage to her ‘nameless character’. I actually spotted this goof 2 weeks ago, whilst out buying fruit and vegetables

[@i_am_aladeen]

It lasts longer than 2 weeks, that's for sure.

[@teddymills1]

not possible to hear "two weeks" without recalling this scene.

You mean... without TOTALLY RECALLING this scene?

[@Pipboy-qn4sj]

​@ comments like this just don't come around these days.

[@houstonsanderfield6074]

Don't you mean total recall this scence?? See what I did there?

[@houstonsanderfield6074]

@ DAMN it I did see your comment

[@sebdookie]

I take it you haven't seen The Money Pit.

[@joeclark7298]

That "Get ready for a surprise 😃" was the most 1990's movie clip to have ever graced the silver screen. Hands down.

[@southlondon86]

Why?

[@joeclark7298]

@southlondonguy1986 Because of: 1.) The way it was said 2.) The make up 3.) The set design 4.) The wardrobe 5.) The equipment used to film that scene

[@ehudzechariahschmidt7036]

That had me dying 😂

[@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506]

30 years old and the special effects still hold up. Thats why I highly prefer practical over CGI. CGI should be used to enhance the effects, not totally replace them.

[@ResidentWebbo]

Agree. I think it's because your mind knows it's "real" and not computer generated.

[@jpegovitch]

The windows not being bulletproof still holds up? Lol

[@CurtisD01]

No they don't they look weird as shit, like I can see the skill that's been put in but it does not hold up

[@arckanum332]

Someone get this man a beer

[@peterp2153]

Come on. Yes, it looks unreal but you’re still able to suspend disbelief. As opposed to some wonky ass early 2000s CGI where characters are doing completely unrealistic flips and having no sense of physics, or earlier practical effects in cheap films where you go “it’s a guy in a gorilla suit” or an obvious miniature on a string.

[@tomcameron1770]

I love how creative this movie is, it’s just one of the things that makes it so great. This type of disguise that malfunctions is well detailed, which makes it even more original. There is enough going on in this entire scene alone that makes this film unique.

[@simonmultiverse6349]

Get ready for a surprise! Thank you for using Johnny Cab! Consider dat a divorce!

[@LT808HI]

I don’t think it was defective. I think it was only programmed to say two weeks. They didn’t anticipate the other questions

[@metal87power]

Like unique kind of intelligence letting itself to use guns in the closed environment surrounded by vacuum.

[@djhenyo]

@@LT808HI Was it also programmed to start shaking and gyrating after exposure. It was likely a default due to space radiation.

[@LinkMarioSamus]

One of the quintessential Schwarzenegger films

[@TheSleepyCraftsman]

All I can say is that the engineers who designed atmospheric windows that aren't bulletproof and emergency bulkheads that aren't automatically triggered by sudden changes in pressure, need to be fired.

[@dananderson6708]

They are the same guys that designed the death star

[@Tumbledweeb]

Fired as in dismissed from their occupation, or fired out the airlocks? :D

[@christopherdean1326]

I was just thinking the same thing!

[@DieFlabbergast]

No engineering is foolproof against Hollywood scripts written by morons.

[@techtinkerin]

My parents would have said, ITS A MOVIE, ITS NOT REAL.. 🤣

[@georgielockhart6686]

This movie has the absolute best practical effects of all time. And her performance was everything.

[@thatxonexguy5438]

Looks better than those crappy marvel movies coming out these days if you ask me

[@thegreenmanofnorwich]

Some of them are digital, of course, but I do love practical effects. They feel so much more substantial and real.

[@urmo345]

@@thegreenmanofnorwich this scene is not digital. amazing job, but fully mechanical

[@thegreenmanofnorwich]

@@urmo345 they moving eyes when the head is open in sections were mapped on digitally

[@oldiesmusic76]

@@thatxonexguy5438 Yeah, those marvel / DC movies are pure crap. Never seen one, never will.

[@GetToDaChoppa-k5r]

The whole scene is just a master of acting, craftsmanship and suspense. It's just a brilliant movie all round.

[@cybernautadventurer]

I love how Michael Ironside looked back 3 times. First time was to see what was going on, second time was 'WTF?', and the third time was 'AHA!'

[@mattr.1887]

I have a theory that maybe he had seen something like this once before. Perhaps the technology was still pretty rare, and something that only elites like him normally ever had any exposure to. Maybe he had seen one of these heads malfunction once before, and the weird moaning happened on that occasion too. So maybe at first, he thought it was nothing, maybe a sick person at most - but then he was like "wait...I know that sound...!"

[@shooby9496]

Second time was definitely "wtf" with that face 😂

[@dinahkyle3196]

He's the Lord of Apokolips. No one can escape him.

[@theFRACTALREIGN]

@@mattr.1887 Don't forget, Quaid was given the disguise as part of his entrance to Mars by a mutual friend within the Agency, who knew him originally as Houser So yes, Rector himself as an enforcer/soldier in the Agency most likely came across such advanced disguise tech 👍

[@mattjindrak]

Watch your mothe!

[@ralphramsey82]

I tried this at an airport once, they didn’t think it was funny.

[@oneisarangj]

Bruh

[@Backyardmech1]

😂 I tried that as an aircraft mechanic. When the customer asked about his engine responded the same way, but 2 leaks. He wasn’t happy with me.

[@freddygarcia3049]

An airport is not a funny place😬

[@packrat76]

I was in front of a couple when the man's wife said she was going to kill her husband. The airline agent quickly told her she shouldn't say things like that in an airport.

[@gzz8551]

Miserable bastards

[@stormtempterf8058]

I like how to 'open' the head arnold pulls the ear and a whole cylinder pops out from where his brain should have been and you never see that cylinder in the head construct again XD

[@tokyosmash]

Michael Ironsides expression when the head starts to come off is everything.

[@sacredf8]

I think he went through 5 expressions before coming to a final one lol

[@GeneralG1810]

I fucking love Arnie films, but it's when I see Michael Ironside's face in the commercial that my ass want's to rush to the cinema to see a film

[@NoirChat138]

RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO !!!

[@CynicalAnomaly205]

Such an underrated actor, love how he voiced Sam Fisher as well.

[@alucard624]

@@CynicalAnomaly205 He's an amazing actor, and I'm glad he's still with us after his fight with cancer a few years back.

[@ryang2573]

Dear God in heaven I miss the 80s and early 90s.

[@Pyungin_223]

For what

[@melchiormerrowson9576]

I don't. 95% of things during that timeline were overrated and garbage.

[@vandrosia]

@@melchiormerrowson9576 OK boomer!

[@brycewakefield6565]

@@melchiormerrowson9576 go cry about it

[@MarcDufresneosorusrex]

@@brycewakefield6565 Get him! .. Her

[@k.k8291]

This one single scene is better than any whole movie nowadays.

[@Kai-ew3zi]

Спасибо что поддерживаете украину

[@951oct]

AGREED. Lol

[@Kai-ew3zi]

@@951oct Спасибо что поддерживаете украину

[@a.ghostwriter]

Heck, watching some guy fart into a loudspeaker at Walmart is far better than any movie they make nowadays.

[@WendzDarKnight08]

Can’t say “yes or no” but can say “get ready for a surprise.” Lol

[@Costikeke]

exactly my thought

[@mirmira8255]

Smartass

[@Officialkingz1]

😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@AndrewSmith-ir1ui]

That *was* the surprise. The explosion was just for show. :-)

[@hodoprime]

Or just shake you head, write it down, anything.

[@Mark-ij2nh]

We had a schoolteacher who looked like her. She couldn't understand why some of us kept saying two weeks in class 🤣

[@andrewburgemeister6684]

TWO WEEKS!

[@Chris71379]

😆😆😆 Probably would've been MORE funny if she ACTUALLY RESPONDED by saying "get Ready for a Surprise!" 😛😆😆😆

[@hannahsdrawings8664]

@@Chris71379 xD

[@EphemeralProductions]

Too funny. :)

[@pauljordan4452]

I'm going on vacation for....2 weeks.

[@SirIkeMedia]

"Get ready for a surprise!" 😀😃🤯💥💀

[@ryan-de5wl]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AliMamedov-w4x]

​ален мак

[@SunBunz]

2:55 that sounds gives me goosebumps every time. It scared me as a kid, but also amazed me at how absolutely badass this whole sequence is. I then laughed when she said “Surprise!” before blowing up.

[@celtocarib]

"Get ready for a surprise" 😉

[@SunBunz]

@solarpowerboy 💣💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@hbsvictor]

The whole scene, the whole movie. I remember watching it as a little kid and how it was scary at the same time that I couldn't get my eyes off it

[@feoyjodido1372]

It was a hit at 0:35, that shot where the woman stands out for her color of clothing amid many grays..

[@MrDavey2010]

Brilliant movie. Much better than the Colin Farrell version.

[@insanelook]

agree here, much superior with brilliant music

[@TepidTurtleWater]

Idk. I liked the Colin Farrell version. I liked them both. I think they're just different movies, though, with the same name.

[@NewEnglandViews]

never even knew there was a remake 😂

[@AC-iz7eh]

The only thing I remember from the remake is Kate Beckinsale was *hot* and the robots were cool especially the elite black ones

[@kotd009]

@Michael Lam jims dad lol american pie

[@fortisfortunaadiuvat9262]

You would think that the glass would at least be bullet proof 😂

[@haweater1555]

Or shutters close automatically under decompression.

[@mercenaryknight5419]

Well, a lot of the place is said to have been done somewhat shoddily or cheap by design IIRC.

[@markpostgate2551]

Proving that indeed the Martian colonies were established by Elon Musk. They have Tesla standard bullet proof glass!

[@mewtoo007]

It is...its just not Arnold Proof

[@ForvoQuizlet]

Or the bad guy would have pressurized zone firearms protocol training.

[@DarkGob]

12/31/2019: "Man, this year sucked, I'm glad it's finally over." 1/1/2020: "Get ready for a surprise..."

[@itwontcomeout5678]

TwO WeeKs “When’s the new vaccine coming out?” TwO WeeKs “Will there be proper testing and distribution?” TwO WeeKs “What?” TwO WeeKs “...” *TwO WeeKs*

[@freakyfornash]

And BANG! XD

[@JB-mb6lm]

Haha

[@Getoverhere666]

what is wrong with 2020?

[@ubiquitousdiabolus]

@@Getoverhere666 The New World Order has arrived.

[@dogbadger]

That woman had no idea she would become the face of arguably the most famous single special effect in modern movie history.

[@walterretlaw4051]

That woman became famous then... I remember in "Serenity" I think as a passenger and in many others series & movies always as a extra.

[@pizzaman4385]

That woman also is the face of a famous album cover

[@bryanmack4054]

@@pizzaman4385 which one?

[@pizzaman4385]

@@bryanmack4054 breakfast in America

[@AHHHHHHHHHHHHl]

​@@pizzaman4385The Breakfast in America woman is Kate Murtagh, not the same actress from this movie, Priscilla Allen.

[@montejr6253]

the glass window is dangerous if it breaks but it's a beautiful view so we're gonna leave the shutters open. 😂

[@HansKlopek]

"How long will this virus lockdown last again?" Two weeks.

[@cybernaab]

nice

[@badkarm4]

Years lol

[@terryl9643]

Never trust the New World Order puppets

[@georgehenderson7783]

@@terryl9643 Get the jab yet? Neither have I.

[@andrewburgemeister6684]

“Excuse me?”

[@SetouchiQueens]

I still have a vivid memory of seeing this movie on the TV extremely late at night, coming across this scene for the first time and endured sleepless nights for a solid 3 days afterwards. Good times to be had.

[@magsec5]

Nice lie

[@StackerBA]

This movie was on tnt or tbs at least 1000 times

[@chickychrissy9405]

What a wuss then... its not even scary

[@SetouchiQueens]

well according to 10 year old me, it was

[@techtinkerin]

Yeah movies don't give you PTSD like this, RoboCop, aliens, predator etc used to!! 👍😎

[@rmx4087]

A lot of devotion and love went into this film. I haven't seen it in 27 years. I'm impressed with how well it has stood up!

[@MarcDufresneosorusrex]

I wonder how long it took to film this scene...

[@JacobNightingale]

Two weeks.

[@LargestClassifieds]

Michael Ironside is so good for this role. This is one rare and suspenseful moment

[@markusantonio4866]

Scanners

[@dinahkyle3196]

DARKSEID

[@derrickt5630]

2 weeks: That's how long the lock-down was supposed to be. Maybe we should get our ass to mars.

[@historybuff66]

Covid: “Get ready for a surprise..!”

[@calvinharris4430]

Wait about growing terrorists movement on Mars

[@im3phirebird81]

@@calvinharris4430 Wait for endless fear-based mind control tactics by the people who own you as long as we don't disown them.

[@calvinharris4430]

@@im3phirebird81 that is scary

[@MLBlue30]

Waaah having to wear a mask is "tyranny".

[@10GaugeManiac]

:D "Get ready for a surprise~" I like how he threw it at the most freaked out guard.

[@Kai-ew3zi]

Спасибо что поддерживаете украину

[@teneesh3376]

This movie is still amazing to this day. Only saw it for the first time yesterday. I can't believe it's this good

[@Watcher4111]

And its not pg 13 for kids

[@mattiafioravanti8475]

Good scripting, good action scenes, not over relying on bad CGI?

[@haweater1555]

And don't bother with the remake, it'll just let you down.

[@chewface]

"The woman! Get him...her!" so progressive. Way ahead of its time!

[@chrisf1600]

"It's ma'am, Richter you BIGOT !"

[@lewisner]

"Get Zee......Zir......They ?"

[@bubbasocks7466]

This movies was based in the future 🤪

[@itwontcomeout5678]

“GET THEM!!”

[@Lumibear.]

The women in this movie give and take punches like proper hard bastards aswell!

[@tilasole3252]

Priscilla- How large is my speaking role? Director- Well technically it's only two words, but you go out with a BANG!

[@HeSpeaksFluentJapanese]

Richter opens fire at everything he sees in this movie.

[@Luixmai]

He did too much cocaine at the party.

[@odius94]

You'd think Gul Dukat could keep him in line.

[@Luixmai]

@Hillary Chabot Benny, before being screwed.

[@josept9729]

@@odius94 No way. Gul Dukat lost DS9 to Sisko and the Defiant. He was too full of himself. Too confident. Caused Cardassia to be destroyed by the Dominion.

[@Alex_Gordon]

thats michael ironside for you. always playing the badass bad guy.

[@KLeeFMVs]

My husband and I abuse this joke like no tomorrow. 2 Weeks before anything major, such as a vacation or birthday or whatever, out comes the impressions of this scene. "2 Weeeeks" I love this movie, never gets old. Another favourite scene is when Arnold says "You think this is the real Quaid? IT IS!". Ha.

[@alwillk]

“Ain’t that a geographically oddity, two weeks from everywhere.”

[@qweqqweq2090]

little do most people know that the, "two weeks" lady from total recal had a secret son, the, "two dollars" kid from better off dead."

[@ninsnumber1fan]

@@qweqqweq2090 related to the "two weeks" contractors from money pit?

[@celtocarib]

Haha. Love the sound of you and fun hubby.

[@DeformedConscience]

That's fucking awesome

[@bigwilly43729]

This is another one of those amazing sci-fi scenes that are great as long as you don't think too hard about it.

[@43nostromo]

0:00 to 0:30 Epic landing scene. Brilliant practical effects, sound effects and a powerful score by the legendary composer, Jerry Goldsmith. Nobody. I mean NOBODY ever came close.

[@SAMTHEMANTHATCAN]

I thought Basil Poledouris Conan soundtrack was the best of all time but Jerry Goldsmith is awesome aswel

[@jonathancineus6424]

When you give your 2 week’s notice to quit your job but you’re gonna go crazy if you stay there another minute

[@spoders92]

Kamala: “32 days.” Public: What are your policy proposals? Kamala: “32 days.”

[@georget10i]

1:19 - "Not since you lost him" - Hahah, nice burn, Captain!

[@E_Nygma]

G3ORGE “WATCH your mouth, Captain!”

[@The_Greedy_Orphan]

That's the commanding officer of the 2nd order, Gul dukat, famous for his snide remarks and cutting insults.

[@CaptainBardiel]

@@The_Greedy_Orphan Skrain Dukat

[@heatherporterfield7343]

@@The_Greedy_Orphan Gul Dukat was my favorite villian on Star Trek Deep Space Nine.

[@Bronzeswans]

1:19 Marc Alaimo who played Gul Dukat on Star Trek: DS9

[@BoogerDeluxe22]

I just realized that lol

[@Jafmanz]

wow! good spot!

[@treygreene4298]

shit that is ducat

[@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg]

fuck yes... one of the best and most underrated actors in history -- dukat is easily in the top five best villains ever

[@bgdrewsif]

I JUST realized that too!

[@patatu_99]

Esta escena es genial, lo vi en el cine en el año de su estreno, nunca lo olvidaré. En esta película Total Recall, hay varias escenas de antología, como cuando Arnold se saca un dispositivo GPS enorme de la nariz o cuando en la barriga de un hombre hay un mutante que habla y ni que decir de las escenas cuando Arnold es arrojado al suelo marciano y su cabeza y ojos casi explotan. Aj y también trabaja la bella Sharon Stone, la de Bajo Instintos, siempre que lo pasan en la tele lo veo, lo debo haber visto como 20 veces y nunca me cansa. Todos los actores y extras trabajan de la pvta mare en esa película.

[@stonedbatman2067]

I've watched this movie countless times... never get bored of it! Arnie rules!!!!! 👌

[@Bobbyman17]

im watching it again in 2 weeks

[@spenser9908]

0:55 it's actually got the name of the actress who plays the Two Weeks-lady, Priscilla Allen.

[@Slash1066]

That is her actual passport! There was no need to make a fake one

[@bigmikeystyle]

it should've said "two weeks"

[@dupeyou2474]

How about you just don't.

[@w415800]

That can't be a real Passport, the photo was just glued on, it's not even laminated.

[@moussetache1815]

@@bigmikeystyle nice haha

[@PlateletRichGel]

This is how everyone should give their two week notice.

[@lilbatashlyn]

Such a classic scene. Me and my brother must've watched this film hundreds of times!

[@milademjayy]

*we should smash.*

[@lonestar6709]

Reporter: _"So mister President, would you like to discuss your foreign policy?"_ President Biden: _"Two weeks."_

[@shahrulamar5358]

This movie was released during George HW Bush era.

[@richardscaggs5936]

JOE Lying Biden said he was 186 years old in 2020 before he was installed illegally against the REAL American black and white people in 2021 as fraudulent Activity EVER vote-by-mail Mail-in president .

[@oldiesmusic76]

Excuse me????? Brandon "TWO WEEKS"

[@ThaPhantazm]

"Get ready for a surprise!" One of my fav parts.

[@Kai-ew3zi]

Спасибо что поддерживаете украину

[@tmanemaran]

This is a classic movie! I miss those golden years of 80s and 90s

[@jeremyrobs3643]

"I'm a ginger Hagrid with a haunting smile who needs to blend in. Better wear this yellow trenchcoat."

[@Nurgles_Rot_]

Can't take too many precautions after all.

[@fozzy1004]

The very best way to hide as as an infiltrator or spy is in plain sight.

[@sirjames1977nc]

😋🤭🎅

[@AC-iz7eh]

But that was the fashion style on Mars! Lol

[@gishathosaurus6828]

Good one :P

[@chango_fett]

Paul Verhoeven its a so iconic and underrated directors of all time, he did robocop 1, total recall, basic instint , Starship Troopers and Hollow Man

[@Takeshi357]

and Showgirls

[@jim_jim1674]

You definitely want to take a look at "Black Book".

[@north3606]

This scene and the one where Arnold has to take out the tracker through his nose are classic 😆

[@steellegacy1984]

Indeed

[@guardrailbiter]

In the first draft of the script, the tracker came out of his urethra.

[@613harbinger316]

When you hear the 'crunch!', you're there!

[@MarcDufresneosorusrex]

it's not a tracker... it's a space station

[@ricksantos1580]

The 1980s total recall was the best. All the remakes including the TV Series cannot compare to this master piece.

[@jeremiahhester6408]

This was 1990

[@shauntbarry]

I went to the cinema to see this on it's release.. The travel to Mars scene just blew me away.. One of my favourite films of all time

[@jasonbowser1261]

4:05 This dude was the unsung hero who saved everyone!

[@karlk5801]

And could have been replaced by an air pressure sensor.

[@thegreathadoken6808]

Not everyone

[@alfstewart22]

Not to mention he takes his job id'ing arrivals very seriously.

[@sophiabarton248]

Yeah he's the real hero of this whole damn movie if he wouldn't have pressed that button Arnold would have been sucked out into the red clay then you know what happens there and then no one would have had to worry about Douglas Quaid or Carl Hauser frfr yo 🤷

[@ONIscrooge]

I want to know the direction they gave the actress in this scene, "Alright now start making funny faces and pulling at your mouth like a lunatic."

[@arserobinson7118]

she was a drama teacher in real life so that probably helped.

[@halwakka504]

2:42 Michael Ironside wasn't f'ing around when he knocked that dude aside.

[@gigasrex]

OMG, just noticed the Captain in the orange beret is the actor who played Gul Dukat on Star Trek!

[@AdamAdamHDL]

It's a time travel mission. He has gone back to sabotage earth's early space efforts.

[@JebHoge]

Is it? I was thinking it was the actor who voices Homer Simpson...

[@sammyvillena9777]

Just hit me too! Holy crap!!!

[@flybeep1661]

Jeb Hoge wow you totally suck at recognizing faces.

[@shishmahu95]

And he is a resistant in the V, visitor series

[@devin_nyc6087]

Only on the final line of the clip did I realize that the man in the uniform was Marc Alaimo, who played Gul Dukat. Awesome actor!

[@jherrenor]

Yeah I noticed too then went scrolling for a comment like this. Surprised no one else mentioned it.

[@MLTPLMGZ2006]

I'll watch this again in 2 weeks.

[@ryancoke9301]

3:43 I love how the guy just has a Texas Instruments calculator strapped to his forearm. I think I had one of those back in high school.

[@andrewburgemeister6684]

Holy shit I just saw that haha, I had the CAS Calculator for graphs and algebra calculations.

[@pauldavies152]

This is a movie that should not have had a remake. If it's not broken then do not try and fix it. This movie is a classic!

[@ThinkPIONEERing]

Priscilla Allen is such a iconic national treasure. Need i say more?

[@LS-ki9ft]

Back when movies were not only fun, but were well acted as well.

[@gregelliott5016]

Plus alot of the makeup was better

[@starwarsroo2448]

@@gregelliott5016 I agree with both of your observations

[@gregelliott5016]

The makeup and effects were part of why movies in the 80's were so popular like with Friday the 13th and similar movies

[@user-mistereye]

“Fun”, agreed - I LOVE eighties/nineties action flicks. But “well acted”, not so much I wouldn’t say...

[@khymaaren]

Better acted? This movie was as theatrical in its presentation as they come.

[@Supdude.]

I always liked how the captain with the beret wasn't intimidated by Richter in the slightest and stood his ground against him.

[@ZuluRomeo]

Played by Marc Alaimo, aka Gul Dukat from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

[@StormsparkPegasus]

@@ZuluRomeo The first time I watched this movie after seeing DS9 (obviously I had no clue who he was in 1990 when it first came out), I didn't recognize him until he said "they're all connected!" That made it obvious haha. But yeah, it makes sense that Dukat wouldn't be intimidated by Richter.

[@gcg2366]

These movies were so great. Just the era alone. This is one of my favorites! It's a shame what the industry has become. All the stars are disappearing. And there is nobody to take their place.

[@uno3863]

Me when I give my two weeks notice at work 😆

[@punkgothichick1307]

Rest in peace Priscilla! You were so amazing

[@nealp8263]

The special effects are Still mint and I do prefer them than CGI

[@oldiesmusic76]

CGI sucks, pure and simple!! That crap should have never been incorporated in cinema.

[@bruvvamoff]

I love michael ironside, hes always a badass.

[@gregelliott5016]

2020: how long you in quarantine for? Me: 2 weeks

[@Menaceblue3]

After +3 months... "How long is the quarantine gonna last now?" NY governor and NYC mayor: "Two weeks..."

[@Al-nt8tn]

Lol

[@1ivannthegreat]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eightw5783]

about 2 weeks, 2 weeks errrr uh aahhh 2 weeks 2 weeks

[@gregelliott5016]

Eight W "get ready for a surprise"

[@jayrave4]

The music for this is so underrated! Absolutely perfect for this movie and it really added to the awe.

[@Chromeize]

Gotta give this lady credit, she was only on screen for a couple minutes and made for one of the most memorable scenes in the whole movie.

[@ir2841]

She still makes more sense than what most of my elderly lady customers say.

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

oh I get it! because they're old! lol! You sound like you're in junior high lol!

[@markcantemail8018]

Giacomo Avati . My Brother was a Shoe Salesman he would know exactly what you are referring to and agree .

[@1ivannthegreat]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ir2841]

Not all of us age badly.

[@MLBlue30]

@Minas Morgul Nice racism, peckerwood.

[@GKFC]

At 2:50 I've never understood how such a large rod comes out of the side of the mask given Quaid's head was already inside there.

[@ChaChaRah]

Reminds me of when Kamala’s teleprompter when out and she is on repeat…. 32 days 32 days 32 days 😂😂😂

[@kevindavis296]

Get ready for a surprise! 🌝💥

[@robertrodriguez787]

Two weeks

[@xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx]

@@robertrodriguez787 lol

[@gzz8551]

If I ever have to say “two weeks” in my life, I always think of this and do an impression of her in my head. “Twwwwoooooo weeeeeeeks!”

[@ad7799]

Es increíble como esta escena sigue sorprendiendo hoy en día. Como que ves ahora las peliculas con puro CGI y lo sentís como algo que ya ves siemrpe y cuando ves estas peliculas noventeras te sorprenden esos efectos para la epoca

[@Lynkk]

Poor extra at 2:43 "how was your day?" "meh got tossed by Michael Ironside for about 30 takes"

[@federicoTM]

Michael Ironside also so good, as bad boy , amazing in Scanners , one of the best sci fi movie ever made.

[@sctmcg]

The effects here are just f**king timeless - I miss these days

[@TheSkete]

This movie is 30 years old now. I remember that Summer of '91 like it was yesterday. I took my girl to see this. Actually, she took me because I didn't have a car then. But, I drove. I was 21then. I'm 51 now. Time sure does fly...

[@Valicore]

This was such an incredible movie.

[@dannythomas417]

Yeah. Fuck Colin Farrell and everything in 2012. This movie rocks!

[@trentigalaxy]

i saw it as a kid in the drive thru, pretty cool

[@HENZI-cv7re]

Incredible acting especially when she grabs her mouth and twists it around. She made that small role so memorable. 👏

[@MarkDice]

Two weeks to flatten the curve.

[@bruceli9094]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!! TRUMP2024, VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN.

[@ws90ninety]

@@bruceli9094 I'm a legal immigrant and I can see how America is being destroyed from the inside out by forces that hate out nation. Trump is the antidote to this. TRUMP 2024 ALL THE WAY.

[@KozmicKarmaKoala]

The SOLE REASON I looked for this clip and here is Mark Dice. 🤣🤣🤣

[@KozmicKarmaKoala]

@@bruceli9094

[@ws90ninety]

¡Viva el Presidente Trump!

[@boledle]

This was a great movie. I love the pre-CGI flix

[@bulldogdel8073]

Ironside is perfect for a villain character.

[@KevinMuller5]

The weirdness and style of this scene is exactly the reason why the 2012 version, and most remakes of anything for this era, can't compete

[@CelltheGREAT]

Supreme facts

[@KilliK69]

fun fact. the line "two weeks" was an inside joke, because it took the special effects team, 2 weeks to shoot the face change scene.

[@hannahsdrawings8664]

tribute to their own work, interesting

[@vanderley3]

By far the best scene in the movie

[@ItsTimePictures]

Seeing this in a jam packed theater on opening night was quite an experience. They started the film late. Somebody got to his feet and yelled out, “Let’s start the fucking movie!” The place exploded into cheers and applause. Once the films started, oh boy were we in for a ride.