Best Friends Play God Hand Compilation

[@TheAnomaly00]

Godhand absolutely deserves a remaster but it should be like, _incredibly_ half-assed. The only effort put forth should be getting the game to run at 60fps, high resolution support, etc. But the shittier the texture upscaling, particle effects, and jankier the physics, the better.

[@MysteriousJojo]

my arm *my arm* My arm My Arm MY ARM *MY ARM* *CAN SUMMON UP THE POWER OF THE GOD HAND*

[@robotprosone131]

_GOD HAAND_

[@StellaStarfall]

Mysterious Jojo FUCK ARE THOSE THE LYRICS? I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS “THE SUMMIT OF THE POWERS OF THE GOD HAND!”

[@pranjal_events4149]

Its Will Summon of the power of the God hand

[@francescolombardi3438]

Siegfried: MY HAND

[@707_KB]

lol

[@StriderHoang]

I’m so glad there’s a clip of Pat telling Woolie, “Jukes are way safer.” DROP YOUR SHIELD. JUKES ARE SAFER.

[@theenglishman]

I'm the 69th like. Nice.

[@LieseFury]

I forgot how aggressively they both sandbagged "The slaves got it easy"

[@LethalAxis]

when is that?

[@MedioTaffy]

@@LethalAxis kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2THqXdupaeHgMU

[@imhere8270]

@@LethalAxis Oliva in the bathroom

[@HACHIAttack]

Man, he was the most underprivileged character in CAPCOM. He deserves love and cameos on other games as well and please give him a sequel for Pete's Sake.

[@udemeebong3242]

Gene in Devil May Cry would be amazing.

[@HACHIAttack]

@@udemeebong3242 You know, it would be great if I see Gene there as well as he really fits his combat and his lore in DMC, either as an unlockable character or maybe a part of a storyline like how they did in Final Fight and Street Fighter.

[@CherrysGuy32]

There wont be sequel cause God hand is the last game clover studio made but Bayonetta and Metal gear rising got some people from clover studio oh and also Capcom vs Marvel almost made Gene to be the fighter but replace by Amaterasu

[@Raphie009]

*Plays on Easy* "YOU WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS COWARDS!"

[@tripwirecreator25]

Gene on Easy - What? Do you want me to hold your hand? Gene on Hard - Now that's what I'm talking about!

[@SionBarzhado]

@@tripwirecreator25 I think Gene’s quote on selecting Normal is: “That’s what I expected from you.”

[@justinhurowitz70]

God Hand feels like the developers just threw in every idea they came up with and nothing was too ridiculous or out of place to be included in the game. Man in a gorilla suit? Sure. A Samurai? No problem. Pro wrestlers? All over it. Robots, wizards, dominatrices, rock stars? Done and done.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaadddd]

Can you dragon kick them in to the milky way? developer: sure no problem.

[@Detective_Bonghits]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaadddd apocalyptic beatdowns? We gotchu

[@bearandthebull2372]

The problem with god hand is stated by woolie perfectly."You have to believe the potential is there" sums up this game perfectly.

[@707_KB]

yeah

[@Comkill117]

But also if you believe it’s there then you’ll find that it totally is.

[@Detective_Bonghits]

It's potential is not only there but is possibly unrivaled in fucking radical tech, you can do some crazy sick shit to dudes, and bosses, and women. Ive seen some shit in this game that makes me go "YOOOOOOOOOO!" And pause the game to reflect on what I just witnessed, as I jump up from my seat and scan the room for guys to high five. The game is absolutely wild

[@fightingmedialounge519]

But if you need to believe it's there, then it's not really there, otherwise you wouldn't have to solely rely on believe.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

@@makeitthrough_ no, that's you finding enjoyment in something others don't. There's nothing wrong with that, but let's not oversell the game more than it deserves.

[@Upsetkiller456]

God Hand's humor was ahead of it's time. "Fission Mailed" EDIT: Was Malphas' design in DMC5 just a giant homage to Shannon's demon form?!?!

[@p0laris74yt8]

Domenick boucher and as Pat brought up, Goliath is reminiscent of Demon Elvis and someone else brought up the comparison of Belze’s demon form to empusa. So basically, DMCV is one massive Godhand homage.

[@Bukkarooo]

Let's not forget Sam Riegel ALSO did Viral in the dub of Gurren Lagann! I don't think I realized he did so many characters in God Hand though.

[@god47398]

sad to think he'd probably say this game is problematic nowadays tho

[@tylergregoire1763]

Beelzebub is just a giant Empousa.

[@p0laris74yt8]

Tyler Gregoire so the Empousa King?

[@TheTolnoc]

Okami is Lisa Simpson God Hand is Bart Simpson

[@OriginalKasym]

Eat Pant

[@Forumbug74]

....but I LIKE Okami

[@thuggishcone1392]

I unironocally love this game. I wish I could play it on PS4

[@deeznutscragmiar6968]

Did you sign the petition for the PS4 and PC remaster ? Do you want me to give you the link

[@elkmeatenjoyer3409]

@@deeznutscragmiar6968 yeah do it.

[@FR4M3Sharma]

@@deeznutscragmiar6968 A Yo? Where was the fucking link!?!?

[@Comkill117]

I unironically love that the camera in this game unloads any environment objects behind you, I actually think it's a great design choice because it means you never have it get stuck on anything.

[@Neogears1312]

21:21 has there ever been a greater transition?

[@thepickles8833]

I now own two copies of God Hand, it’s one of the greatest games I’ve ever played, and I owe it all to this LP

[@luisburgos9512]

the alexander quote is in relation to a mike tyson interview where he tells his opponent "he's no alexander"

[@JohnnyLes91]

"Is this Gene singing the song because .." They say as the name of the end credits vocalist scrolls by. Good lord that gave me a good belly-laugh.

[@TheTrueMerrio]

Dragon Kick my hype into the MILKY WAY

[@Kirkenburer74]

Milky Way~

[@XanthousDiavolo]

Oh no, the little guy is here... and he's got a banana! LET'S PULL OUT

[@GrandMasterEdge777]

Man, this game needs more attention.

[@roundabout468]

With the nostalgia wave we are hitting, I think God Hand is bound for a remake one day.

[@FR4M3Sharma]

@@roundabout468 I'd be just as happy with a simple re-release. On Modern Hardware.

[@DanOMega215]

Dude... have this game.... Played this game over and over.... Love this game forever.

[@elapidpython4378]

12:50 one of the best quotes ever said by a youtuber

I only saw the poster for this on a gaming magazine back in the day. Now seeing this, I would of loved this game as a young lad ! Also great compilation as always ^^

[@sweetspatrol1707]

43:59 rare footage of crazy talk not activating

[@trapscancreate5760]

I don't think I've seen a game with gameplay so good but a story this stupid since the first dmc or Shadow Hearts.

[@inquisitorbacon8170]

How can you hate a game where the power of a god keeps your pimp hand strong?

[@gold_spin1639]

9:02 best part about that is you cant use the ball buster on him for obvious reasons.

[@spartandumpster1158]

I like the idea of God Hand having this group that's basically just Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth specifically) but instead of Pikachu they want this guy's arm. So they show up, get their asses kicked, and run away yelling "we'll get your arm one of these days!"

[@kovulion7777]

Woolie getting memories of his Hand Wife

[@OriginalKasym]

I remember playing Black Jack in this game was easy as hell. I got everything I could each chapter because I'd gamble my life away

[@ajver19]

The best Fist of the North Star game

[@hama.a]

Thanks for these, you do good cuts

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

Good editing on this, cutting little explanations in or adding the clips or images that they talk about.

[@3slicessenpai]

Jean fell so Dante and Bayonetta could fly

[@juniorjunior5884]

He became the pillar they stand on, the foundation.

[@3slicessenpai]

@@juniorjunior5884 Never forget the teachings of the master: Style over Function

[@christiansager4574]

Devil May Cry by way of Borderlands

[@WTFisTingispingis]

This is so much funnier than Borderlands.

[@DukeOfWars]

44:45 This will never cease to be not funny. No matter how far in the future we go.

[@herusetiawan5399]

Lol, I had a lot of fun playing this game years ago. Fancy musics, awesome moves, stupid characters, this game had it all :D

[@dianatheascian8701]

Its my headcanon now that this game is just a shitty play that is not meant to really be serious.

[@mauriciomeireles1210]

I always thought so, either a shitty play or a b-level show-of-the-week television program

[@erasmojohn7572]

Yes man youre right! Lets play new gen games that hold your hand to play or some Battle Royal!

[@mauriciomeireles1210]

@@erasmojohn7572 he didn't meant that the game was shitty he meant that the "acting" of the game characters was made bad on purpose to appear like a shitty "act play"

[@erasmojohn7572]

@@mauriciomeireles1210 oh ok, and as a God Hand fan i agree to the funny dialogues and characters

[@fightingmedialounge519]

That's not what he was saying john.

[@hyperflareman12]

Is this just Fist of the North Star x DMC times 100 silliness?

[@scrublordesaka3678]

yes

[@rashidori]

Got this game 1.99 usd at psn limited sale

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I will always hate that Matt wasn't part of this LP. This would be up Matt"s alley more then anyone's.

[@jakejutras5420]

I love the Woolie and Pat playthroughs though!

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I do too, but this needed Matt in it.

[@GrayD_Fox]

This looks amazing

[@themelonn6313]

I saw this game and never knew it would turn out like this.....i love it.

[@kathawutthaiboon8533]

i prefer god hand more than last of us part 2

[@MrSonofthesun11]

God or demon, what am I

[@Azzabackam]

It's time to choose my path!

[@MauZangetsu]

The power of...!

[@rokudodamaza]

My god hand....

[@ewancreskeyallan1403]

No evildoer will get past...

[@AlexAmor7]

hand to hand or fist to fist..

[@meareAaron]

he said shooting black people??? demonitized in 3... 2... 1...

[@Samm815]

A little while ago (I think when Pat and Woolie were still LPing this game), I found a doujinshi game that was basically a side-scrolling God Hand. "One x Shota ACT: Smash Boy" by Excessm. Don't play it if you don't like the Straight Shota fetish (which God approves of).

[@insertnamehere8715]

What a sharp left turn into debauchery.

[@RoofKorean2]

God likes straight shota!

[@posteriorpepperoni]

Sam Lucas hey,/SS/ and God Hand? NOW you're speaking my language

[@ncala]

Godhand x Straight Shota you say? DEUS VULT!

[@trevingrayek791]

What is Shota exactly?

[@cannonfodder4000]

9:30 How the fuck does Pat not know the Mike Tyson Alexander interview? Alot of the enemy quotes in the game come from that one interview

[@6packproductions710]

Is the old dude among the villains voiced by the same guy as the chief from Team America World Police?

[@MrSchmiphf]

Yes

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Yep

[@2fingacriminal]

yep he totally is

[@themars421]

Man the Difficulty is Easy is normal Normal is hard Hard is super hard Extream is impossible

[@Dabajaws]

extreme with level 4 is sadomasochistic

[@CherrysGuy32]

Kick me Sign is Super Impossible

[@MisterDaveJohnson]

49:32 for future reference

[@DriscolDevil]

Not a single god-damned dislike.

[@SuperDanteF]

At this point in time. There are 2.

[@ZiexCee]

Ya jinxed it!

[@negativitronprime]

Love this

[@Detective_Bonghits]

This is my favorite game. Featuring my favorite boss. The mad midget five. They crack me up every god damn time

[@masterxl97]

Still haven't found every last shard.

[@BroomPusher2024]

Some say they are still looking for the man who shit in IGN's cornflakes that day God Hand got a 3.

[@anonsfunfactory6993]

this game is awesome

[@lawn9652]

I spent more money than I normally would on God Hand just because of this playthrough and it was 100% worth it

[@anyonesmellthat]

1:07:05 nice

[@1Strawbs]

... Is Nero.. The devil hand?

[@dawsondebell1603]

Guys! Richard Epcar was involved with God Hand!

[@udemeebong3242]

I loved this game so much when I played it; I was shocked to learn that it was a failure.

[@lynx7426]

dude, this game looks fucking awesome lmao

[@lynx7426]

maybe im just high but god breaker is the hardest shit ive ever heard

[@peacemaster8117]

This game's a fucking masterpiece.

[@Comkill117]

As it’s director, the LEGEND Shinji Mikami, once said: “We made one of the greatest games of all time, and it’s just a game about punching people.”

[@haruyoshida2338]

I demand a remake or a sequel, Crapcom!

[@bratplapper]

47:50

[@Tucker0603]

Real talk, those big old dark skinned Amazons are just my kind of girl.

[@warforge_jp]

2008, what a year

[@Comkill117]

The craziest part of 2008 was when we all time traveled back to 2006 for a day to release this game.

[@deathmetalalchemist2731]

What is Elvis? Like, I get the leader guy's thing, he looks like a vampire and he has a suit and he's like kinda classy. And the lady has skimpy clothes and horns, so she has like a succubus thing going on. What the fuck is Elvis's thing?? He looks like a Japanese Oni, but he also kind of looks Latino and has a stupid exaggerated Latino accent, and his name is fucking Elvis. It's like different people just pitched different ideas for a villain and they just mixed those ideas into one character. It fucking worked, too.

[@LegionGeneralE1]

This was worth staying up till 5 am

[@mattjames1503]

You re not Alexander is a like tyson quoate

[@hrnbrigade4991]

Wonder why guys these never did a long play of the Ninja Gaiden games, the Team Ninja ones specifically. I mean, they did DMC 1,3-5, Bayonetta, God of War, MGR, God Hand but no Ninja Gaiden? I think the third game would've been great material to riff on.

[@notasilentfilm4669]

お願います。try to complete the kick me challenge. Nice vid!

[@robber233]

So God Hand is one of those rare games that is a good game if you believe in it. Literally.

[@ludens1472]

You don't have to believe in it. It IS a really good game with one of the most unique mechanisms.

[@jaykelley103]

Why tf did you skip all the boss fights. Wack

[@Vulgarth1]

WAIT. Is Metal Gear Excelsior just a reference to the giant mobile crab fortress here?

[@LazarusLamar]

Haven’t seen anyone mention it here, but the “you’re not Alexander!” Quote is from a rant mike Tyson did. Link to the rant after a fight: kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZDVnoWma7hgopo A lot of his rant made it into the game in small snippets

[@hoppin2245]

They talk about it in 23:39

[@LazarusLamar]

@@hoppin2245 yeah, watched a bit more later that day and saw that. Tried to delete my post but apparently that didn’t work.

[@tomefilho3902]

I played... a pirate version of it.

[@_Somsnosa_]

Gotto Hando ✊

[@crash-ew6hw]

man i just notice something about the grovel not only it's embarrassing that you begging for mercy but while doing it your god hand was out

[@viscidvioletdisgustingverm1020]

They mention the Alexander the great comments being from "nothing" but it's actually a reference to a young mike tyson, of all things. Most of the grunts quote him at random, including Tiger Joe. All these quotes originate from the same clip, seen here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZnRZ4mii7R_jNE

[@viscidvioletdisgustingverm1020]

I'm glad they found that out for themselves before the LP ended.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

OH *FUCK YEAH!*

[@gravesitemillipede]

I don't think I've seen anyone do this, but when I fought that sensei dude in stage seven I just did the shaolin hand move on him and he died instantly lol, I wonder if that was even supposed to happen?

[@Hoenhime344]

ehhhhhhhhhhhh is that poochi from jojo at like 25min!?!?!?!?

[@sarunassimbelis1331]

best game ever

[@Comkill117]

The funny thing is apparently God Hand was so cheap to make that it was actually profitable for Clover, and what actually killed them was Okami. Not to say that game is bad, I haven’t played it but I hear great things, but I find it funny that the notion of “God Hand failed and killed Clover” is actually false. It really is too good of a game.

[@Baki_B]

YOUR NOT ALEXSANDER

[@Paulo_Iran]

Abri el cu

[@Protoswaggz]

I beat Godhand today!!!

[@Valdetiosi]

Did I see wrong or did they go with easy difficulty through this game?

[@hibiki8473]

Yes but in Japan easy is normal one of those translations

[@Valdetiosi]

@@hibiki8473 this isn't Japanese version.

[@hibiki8473]

@@Valdetiosi it's one of those games that mistranslated difficulty lile fire emblem radiant dawn

[@Valdetiosi]

@@hibiki8473 That doesn't still change the fact they picked out easy difficulty.

[@hibiki8473]

@@Valdetiosi I mean technicly but it was designed as the game normal difficulty just lots of game when brought to US normal will be called easy, hard normal, and very hard as hard

[@MRJokerPT]

Another game that IGN ruined, as with Shadow the hedgehog

[@the-NightStar]

No, Shadow The Hedgehog is objectively shit and it deserved everything it got.

[@Chenso2099]

Both y’all right

[@gurnoorsekhon6402]

3/10? This is one of my all time favorite games. They should 100% remake this game

[@Rafikator]

cant belive how bad woolie was

[@tempestpaige9495]

so this is the best worst game ever

[@roundabout468]

It's the best best game ever

[@nxamaya]

Respect for uploading God Hand content, disrespect for playing on game journalist difficulty, but makes sense, you are not Alexander.

[@romiarkan450]

Are there unused buttons in this game's control scheme? If so, I think it could be remapped to allow camera rotation and dodging mechanics to coexist if this game gets a remake. Not gonna lie, the bobbing and weaving looks great, and important to learn. But not being able to rotate the camera is a little odd.

[@mudsaisa5861]

The l1 button turns gene around, I'm not sure if they show it. Besides that, every button is used.

[@Comkill117]

I mean all the buttons except the d-pad are used. The camera being always behind Gene is actually vital to how it works and you turn by just turning. The game uses tank controls with a behind the back camera like original RE4, and the right stick dodging is a great way to add more movement to it. It’s unique for sure, but feels a lot better to play than it sounds.

[@SteamPaladin]

is... is this the dark souls of shitty beat-em-ups?

[@nekomaru856]

Wrong, its the dark souls of beat-em-ups.

[@the-NightStar]

No, it's the God Hand of awesome games.

[@ludens1472]

Dark souls is the god hand of rpgs. This came came way before darksouls.

[@SteamPaladin]

@@ludens1472 burgertime is the dark souls of arcade games

[@GuninGames]

8:52 Team Rocket blasting off again....NOT LMAO