Best Friends Play God Hand (Part 07)

[@spegynmerbles3993]

Woolie “guard breaking juggled enemies” Madden is at it again

[@boonejalen6112]

A tip : watch series at Flixzone. I've been using them for watching loads of movies these days.

[@andrewernest9517]

@Boone Jalen definitely, I've been using Flixzone for months myself :)

[@sousedmonk7418]

Pat's description of God Hand as a happier Fist of the North Star also fits Fist of the Blue Sky, which is almost as ridiculous as God Hand.

[@hurricanexanax]

IGN's score for God Hand: 3 IGN's score for Omikron: The Nomad Soul: 8.5

[@pathfindersavant3988]

www.ign.com/games/omikron-the-nomad-soul Holy crap your right. Good lord what is wrong with IGN?

[@grapesoftime]

Wait this isn't a shitpost? lmao oh fuck

[@TheWhitestZangetsuYouKnow]

That's ... that's the one. You can do other's but that's the one that matter's the most.

[@ShamanKing0811]

I think this is the most baffling one so far

[@saltruist8751]

You know these reviews are both super old right? And that they came out years apart, right? And that they probably weren't written by the same person, right? Like I never even liked IGN but come on.

[@skolkor]

Note for the audience at home. Moving around in God Hand mode drains the bar much quicker.

[@spinningchurro]

Oh shit I never noticed that.

[@LunasLostLove]

interesting, guess that's why i instinctively mash square as soon as i use it so it locks on to the nearest enemy

[@grex8913]

Flowchart of Woolie playing Godhand. Do combo > enemy blocks > don't use guard break > get smacked > get up do combo > enemy doesn't block > use guard break.

[@skolkor]

You forgot the expertly placed YMBs.

[@JeedyJay]

The mix-up game these demon goons have is _fierce._

[@openpelican]

Gotta add ignore health/money drops onto that flowchart somewhere, and probably add a few more out of nowhere guard breaks.

[@weir-t7y]

Georgy Sv spam guardbreak every day

[@4Wilko]

"I will never stop going in."

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Friendly reminder that someone did a God Hand skit using MGS V. Ever wanted to see Gene rocket-punch a Metal Gear with his God Hand? You do now.

[@0rriAndroid]

Saw that. Good shit.

[@Tickerchicken]

ROCKET PUUUUUUUNCH

[@GoldLight73]

I'm sure the enemies would thank him for it.

[@Comkill117]

That’s the thing Boss motivates the Mother Base staff, Gene gets them super hyped.

[@onimaxblade8988]

Link please

[@SteelBallRun1890]

(Gene spanks booty) Gene: *I LOVE IT!*

[@Comkill117]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 “But after a little while I started to like it!”

[@powerup931]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 We all love it gene, we all do

[@souloftherisingsun8274]

Eh, they're flat in this game as one sage pointed out

[@bennymountain1]

Japaaaan. They're all flat, but they like to slap it.

[@souloftherisingsun8274]

Gumshon quite the opposite actually, if you look for the right ones

[@jimbob5026]

Decided to try the game for myself, and there is nothing more satisfying than mule kicking a dude into 3 shoryukens.

[@Famygdala]

Welcome to the true man's world.

[@ObiTrev]

In an alternate universe God Hand was more popular than Street Fighter and Resident Evil. Imagine a world where Gene was in Smash Bros.

[@brandonweavers1749]

Imagine a world where smash bros IS god hand

[@Linkmasterson]

imagine a world where god hand has 15 sequels much like final fantasy?

[@demilung]

ObiTrev Gene slapping the shit out of Wario

[@ObiTrev]

He has enough moves to make the perfect moveset for the game!

[@MiaowGaiGar]

I'd rather not.

[@N00BSYBORG]

Seriously who's taking all those creepy photos of Olivia sleeping? _cut to Gene audibly sweating_

[@DioGoodguy]

dammit Olivia!

[@powerup931]

N00BSYBORG Cut to Gene turning his back to olivia, staring at the sky

[@GrinningMarionette]

I'll re-enact it with you~.

[@regaledsomerrily5083]

Ugh dude didn't need to know that ;-;

[@maddude7161]

Thinking on it, I think stupid games where stupidity is the point have kinda disappeared. That's a shame.

[@4thSurviver]

I think they are still around they just don't get much awareness these days. I mean Shaq Fu reborn is a thing, so there is still hope.

[@JeedyJay]

It's not like this game received much awareness in its own time.

[@stjimmerz]

They are there here and there but it's usually a flash in a bottle sort of deal with some titles. I do really miss 'stupid for the sake of stupidity' games because they're probably the most interesting and entertaining.

[@saltruist8751]

It got really popular for a bit with stuff like Saints Row 4, Blood Dragon, Metal Gear Rising, etc. before everyone got kinda sick of it.

[@WaddleDee105]

Lots of indies games do this well.

[@RainaThrownAway]

30:45 - Gene unleashes his secret technique, 10,000 Punches Straight To The Dick.

[@brainflash1]

"She came in early." "This is exactly what we don't want to have happen." Now I understand why Matt is the only one of you that's married.

[@matrix3509]

But...Woolie IS married. Or at least he's engaged to be married the last I checked. I mean I was surprised too. To think Woolie "Love is just chemicals" Madden would ever get married is crazy.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

matrix3509 I like to think Woolie proposed by technicality. Like the girl beat him at Third Strike for a full set and Maddentown rules states he must marry said girl.

[@DiggyDougSauce94]

So she won a trial by KOMBAT? Man Woolie really IS Kotal Kahn.

[@Comkill117]

“Leave proposal to me.”

[@4thSurviver]

He probably believes considering his stance on love marriage is just legal contracts. Also it wasn't that she won 3 sets in a row its that she won one and walked away and this was his only way to get a rematch.

[@HamsterHamsterton]

PUNCH THAT WOMAN IF YOU'RE SO GREAT "I LOVE IT"

[@DeshiBlacksheep]

Pat: She's dead, man! Gene: I love it!

[@souloftherisingsun8274]

13:45 just for clarification, this game does indeed have NG+. HOWEVER, you DO NOT keep the moves and upgrades you unlocked. Rather, you start the game over again with three other costumes for Gene and all moves in the shop are available for purchase, including the God moves. Your money doesn't carry over either. The only way to make money quickly is by using the fighting ring since it's unlocked from the start

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Clearly Gene is taking those creepy pictures. And I'm inclined to believe Olivia lets him.

[@lpenrike]

*pat: i love fighting these guys* pat confirmed to never have played hard mode and/or attempted a KMS run

[@LunasLostLove]

i beat hard mode but i don't think i could ever do a kms run

[@demilung]

the chair is back, but renji won He has beaten the game 2 timea, I dunno if either of those was hard mode, but I'm pretty sure he never done a KMS run.

[@Laura_M-16]

Woolie's voice is so smooth and sexy, it makes the microphones weak and they eventually break.

[@GundiMike]

Pat: "i'll try not to repeat myself" oh pat-kun, you're adorable

[@samwoodley1653]

Seeing all the melee moves that were carried over in Vanquish makes me really wish they'd LP Vanquish. A full one. C'MON

[@DreamedLint]

All the moves are unlocked on an new game plus, but you still need to buy them. Including the ones you already had. You start fresh.

[@liquidladdy]

God Hand has A M A Z I N G music, now I definitely need to play this game.

[@KF-hf4nt]

Oh wait until you hear the next boss fight, Devil Hand. Just for the record, the track name is 'Devil May Sly'

[@Essrayle]

Pat: Chain Yanker causes Stun, huh? Yes, Pat. You guys knew of the YMK Dodge-Cancel, yet the amazingly simple fact that you're clueless to Chain Yanker=Free Pummel/Cobra Twist/etc is stunning. Par for the course, but stunning the same.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

I tell you after watching a this is how you don't play majoras mask (game grumps edition) This is satisfying and less anger enducing seeing people play a game at least some what competently

[@ShadowWolfRising]

You described like a majority of their videos man.

[@NeutralL12]

Not defending em but Majora IS like the most confusing Zelda game

[@bennymountain1]

some what kinda not really

[@EHKOS]

Paige's Portal escapade made me have a flashback to the time Arin picked up the Celestial Dial and asked if they'd seen a clock recently.

[@MiaowGaiGar]

Or you could not care about how some random idiots play a video game and avoid having your anger "enduced" entirely.

[@Krissi91z]

Dr.Ion's bots have... BECOME HUMAN

[@SamSphinx]

BECOME HUMAN: THE NOMAD BEYOND TWO RAINS

[@LordOsiris499]

Yes, Gene, just backflip the pain away

[@TheMilhouseExperience]

Crazy Talk is at it again. You don't keep your moves or upgrades on new game+, you keep your money. Another thing they failed to mention: the Giant Baba reference.

[@pvblivscornelivsscipio]

They probably don't even know who Giant Baba is except for the fact that he exists. Or well, existed.

[@souloftherisingsun8274]

I don't remember keeping money, then again I haven't played in years. I do remember the disappointment of not having moves or upgrades

[@skolkor]

You actually don't keep your money. NG+ just puts up all the moves for purchase at the start of the game. It's kind of a bummer. But at least they also unlock all the arena challenges so you can make some money..

[@TheMilhouseExperience]

skolkor you are correct. I always break a little over even and never do new game+ past the first few levels. But yeah no money either, but hey new game+ moves are a nice bonus even if they trigger the completionist in me. Fuck those prices.

[@Comkill117]

More God Hand? *I LOVE IT.*

[@Comkill117]

1:10 Oh boy, time for the best line! Also I love a rival character who actually uses the same moves as you similar to how Devil Hand here does it, I think the first character that I noticed do that in these kind of games was Nelo Angelo in DMC1.

[@morbidabyss12]

Gene: “monsters. Once in done with you, they’ll be 3 less of you” Instantly gets rekted.

[@note4note804]

Listening to two grown men(okay, one grown man and Pat) simultaneously exclaim "Granny Smacker" with the kind of giddiness usually reserved for children hearing the ice cream truck made my night.

[@colindomenek1996]

Lucky Clover is the real MVP of this LP.

[@gomitax92]

the idea of a happy post-apocalypse were the protagonist is a dumb superpowered asshole works so well as a parody of Fist of the north star that im surprised with this game now.

[@FiannaBat]

ah yes, the best way to land guard breaks: randomly splice them into your basic combo and hope it works

[@Ketsuekisan]

I love guard breaking juggled enemies who are incapable of guarding.

[@fakeigniz13]

Take a shot for every guard break Woolie misses You died

[@JMONE3Y1000]

lucky clover is the dog version of lucky ted

[@JMONE3Y1000]

oh BOY!!!!

[@AGrayPhantom]

Props to the bad guys for attacking Gene all at the same time. Too bad it didn't work.

[@LordOsiris499]

Please, less guard breaks Goddamn it Woolie

[@PureMetalDragon]

Drop your guard break!

[@SolarMoonWave]

Cody Peterson Do you mean only guard breaks?

[@Fuckhead1976]

My first playthrough I used a combo of all the guard breaks in the game. I beat it on hard, 3 hrs flat. Obama sent me a picture of a thumbs up in the mail.

[@sokumotanaka9271]

10:23 *In child's voice* Look at all those iggy's!

[@Samm815]

Wrong, Iggy is black.

[@Comkill117]

“Look at all those Eggman’s robots.”

[@NekoKujo6785]

Pat and Woolie is my favourite team up.

[@lukepietz7145]

Use god stomp. It's great for groups.

[@CoffeeInsomnia14]

Woolz: "With what I got now..." Pat: "FUCKING DO IT!!!!!"

[@VerbalLearning]

I like how both Woolie and Pat were so adamant about not having guard break on the default back plus square yet Woolie keeps fucking up the input and gets yes man kablam instead of the guard break. Default guard break is incredibly intuitive and not very costly if you accidentally throw it out when you didn't mean to.

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

"look at this dumbshit that is about to occur" can be the tag line for pretty much EVERY stage in God Hand.

[@TheTsugnawmi2010]

Why can robots turn into demons? ROBOTS

[@AzureDragoonGX]

God Hand marked the "supernatural" part of a David Cage bingo card and Detroit didn't!? ;O

[@blarghchan]

they are demon robots, duh.

[@Comkill117]

It’s not about ze androids it’s about ze demons.

[@tbonevideos23]

Employee: Ok so we made fighting robots, but we hit a snag while trying to make a power source Boss: So what did you do? Employee: So we found a demon.... and put it in the robot... Boss: .... FUCK! YOU GET A PROMOTION!

[@zoldator]

They BECAME HOOMAN.

[@StriderHoang]

Woolie obviously still holding back his true power by backflipping instead of weaving. What a true hero, giving us more content instead of looking cool.

[@Comkill117]

Wait one of the chihuahuas is named “Massive Damage”? He should hit that weak point.

[@brandonweavers1749]

Remember, God Hand is based on actual historical events that took place.

[@Ketsuekisan]

Does Woolie have some kind of mental cooldown on Guard Break? He does it when enemies aren't blocking, then just keeps smashing away at square when enemies do start blocking right after. Even Pat mentioned that bizarre tendency.

[@6027]

29:41 That bounces was awesome

[@stryflyer]

Things Woolie doesn't know Volume 7 3/4 Taunt is a valuable move. It has a certain range so you can pull individual enemies instead of get mobbed. It also builds a little good hand meter, so that's cool.

[@NeutralL12]

Pat's idea for making sure nobody lames it out at tourneys could be interesting

[@LeeONardo]

The Japanese LOVE using Desperado gun poses it seems. When Gene used the RPG he goes down into the stance EL Marichi's friend does with his rocket launching guitar case. Zombie Revenge from Sega had both actual weapons (machine gun case and rocket case) with matching poses too. In Devil May Cry 2 some of Dante's firing poses with his pistols were taken from El Marichi's first fight in the bar.

[@guidojacobs2002]

20:08 God Hand. If Leon had the God Hand's strength boost, he'd be throwing around the rocket launcher day in and day out.

[@BreadandFaxes]

The win theme for the chihuahua races sounds like the fanfare from older FF games/winning chocobo races in FF7

[@boxtank5288]

Just a hint: LEVEL ONES SHOULDN'T BE DISREGARDED! God Stomp can hit two people if they're close enough and those two jackasses are almost ALWAYS that close.

[@MRMOOSE951]

The new Detroit game looks pretty good with the robots becoming demons and all, but they really cut their graphics budget. Idk what David Cage was thinking there.

[@ThrashAD720]

The Big enemy that moves slow is Giant Baba. He does all his moves and walks like him.

[@goodvillain1015]

According to IGN Duke Nukem Forever - 5.5/10 God Hand - 3/10

[@0rriAndroid]

"No one cares about Roxas" -IGN

[@gomitax92]

too much water

[@posteriorpepperoni]

oh god that hurts inside

[@thetimesword8092]

I actually really liked Duke Nukem Forever.

[@brainflash1]

Maybe the reviewer was just really into scat play?

[@Saiyza]

I imagine Woolie beat the Triple-team Deluxe in this video, now this LP got even further than I ever could, crying my way through normal.

[@Chronomaton]

I love how For Honor is slowly creeping throughout the Zaibatsu.

[@kevincullen6627]

i kinda want gene in resident evil, he could suplex the albinoid

[@Linkmasterson]

man if gene was the main character in re7 that game woulda been so much better fuck you i just want god hand 2

[@GohanEgret]

That wall bounce tech was sicccckk.

[@b2modby]

"Strength now is better than strength later" Yeah but what if he'll need that money later, Pat?

[@xer0dude]

That Ornstein and Smough fight was rad

[@bloodykun4443]

The trident demons, aside from Devil Hand, are probably what I got stuck on the most.

[@skolkor]

They easily get stuck in a loop that make them trivial.

[@gaminggoddess85]

"Look at this dumb shit that's about to occur" -God Hand in a nutshell.

[@wadespencer3623]

"Fist of the North Star is miserable and dark and brooding and violent" I mean, it's also quite stupid, so that's something it has in common with God Hand.

[@artrosemaloca4663]

Woolie stop implementing guard breaks into your combos. It is a shitty move except for guard breaking

[@deltaknight2764]

22:20 HILARIOUSLY violent, Pat.

[@oneyeseesin3D]

This is driving me nuts. Why doesn't he throw the barrels and boxes at the enemies. You still get the item but you also do some damage and slow the enemies down.

[@NavyPheonix]

23:54 Coming from the guy who refused to buy upgrades in Dead Cells because he thought he'd need the money later.

[@brain_drops]

24:50 pat legit describing the premise of ratchet gladiator.

[@Eiddew]

beanpole ahead , don't give up!!

[@TheStrxggler]

*I LOVE IT*

[@risktorise2103]

I think why the stinger didn't hurt enough the big guy with spike on both hands is because you used the stinger when your godhand mode is over , the other two got their cobra twist and spanking while godhand was activated and it's deal a significant damages

[@Raphie009]

I fuckin' yelled like MC Ride when they sold "REALLY Pay Up"

[@arbyw.1889]

There's only one wave of enemies in the car challenge there. You only really need the hammer to kill them all. Or just use the God Hand.

[@ShadowWolfRising]

'Gene beats a demon.' Gene: Suckas neva learn.

[@madthrasher88]

Also, the HSK cancels are super good at the wall but the cancel timing takes a lil bit of practice.

[@opplerdop]

6:21 "ahh yeah, that's the time right there..." _God Hand meter continues to drop for the next SEVEN seconds_ this shouldn't be making me angry but it is >:(

[@elahprice3126]

Thinking about how Grasshopper worked on this game and Badgirl’s trap crying animation looking mighty familiar rn

[@redmadman3000]

"FUCKIN' DO IT" needs to be isolated as something I can put into game mods

[@TrickyJebus]

Can you guys do the Stage Fights? I wanna see you guys try on Double God Hand Gene.

[@Zonedoutallthetime]

Pat talking about the "high and low game" of For Honor You mean the complete lack thereof?

[@elijahnakumura4375]

even though im watching the vid, I still feel like its just gonna switch halfway through lol

[@jdog45ify]

I wanna see Pat stream God hand so bad

[@therandoomgamer288]

Halfway through this video: oh yeah, they're in a Wild Wild West spider right now...

[@bS0up]

Fuck's sake Woolie, just use the goddamn meter when you have it. It doesn't take that long to build back up

[@coolguyman16]

IGN: Dog's Life: 7/10 God Hand: 3/10

[@brandonweavers1749]

Wait. Is that fucking real?

[@coolguyman16]

Yep. Dog's Life is a real game and it's good according to IGN. I actually have a copy of it myself and can attest that yes, the game that lets you put your own shit in your mouth is far superior than God Hand.

[@bennymountain1]

God Hand is like putting shit into your own mouth and loving it, but that's what really matters.

[@killjoy_5309]

Dog’s life was my shit when I was a kid

[@larrata20]

The body punch pummel is identical to the one raiden uses in revengeance when he is fighting armstrong without a sword. I wonder if they recycled the animation after so many years

[@NevetsTSmith]

They may as well get rid of yes man kablam. The only time I've seen it used consistently well is against the moustache/bludgeon/face-doors.

[@kataratak33]

This game is amazing

[@ajnutable]

I like how they talked about how good yes man kablamm is episodes ago, but it's screwed them over more often than it's helped

[@ramsesbams]

4:58 is that the john cena "you can't see me" move?

[@TailzP]

21:38 is that a Megaman Legends reference?

[@JasynSuin]

Fun fact: the giant, scrawny wrestler's fighting style is based off of Giant Baba.

[@Gojiro7]

I beat this game on normal (in reality hard) mode, so its fun watching how Woolie does things compared to how I did back then :3

[@GropeZero]

I don't think I've seen yes man kablam actually used on purpose 90% the time its used, should probably take it off

[@spinningchurro]

Can't believe Woolie doesn't know about the chain yanker + YMK abuse.