Best Friends Play Kingdom Hearts - Final Mix - HD ReMIX (Part 9)

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[@SteelBallRun1890]

Hopefully Woolie can see this and guide Matt to stop buying Potions for his team members because it is a supreme waste of time and money. The lessons you have to learn in Kingdom Hearts is not friendship or light, its your friends letting you down (Donald, pls heal me) and wasting the items you give them (stop using potions we're fighting normal heartless). The true lesson of KH is rely on yourself, because you're the only competent person around and your team members are just tools to help you. Its basically telling you to be Griffith.

[@innocentsin6206]

The Keyblade’s true purpose is to open an eclipse. Once Sora finds his friends he will become a member of the God Hand and rape Kairi in front of Riku. Maybe I took that too far...

[@SwagBroPlays]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 You are a fellow longtime fan I see XD

[@SwagBroPlays]

Cloudy Sky Can't unsee that now. Especially if he ends up looking like Anti Sora.

[@mrman6035]

Goofy is the only useful one cause he can deflect attacks during some of his moves and carry a lot of items. Your advice is true tho. Only sora matters in fights and not bother with items unless it's a boss where you have a team.

[@posteriorpepperoni]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 wait,so that means Xehanort was right all along! i knew it,he seemed like such a friendly old man in BBS,just wanting to help.What a hero,that Xehanort guy

[@missmeeper]

-Matt sees Tons of Candles -Sees a chest by them. -Notices that the candles can be Targeted. -Is told that they are special candles by NPC -Is told to put them out. -COMPLETE MYSTERY -Matt Sees Power Cable -Sees that it can be targetted - Sees TONS of lightning boards around the target. - COMPLETE MYSTERY -Matt and Woolie walk into a store. -Sees weapons. -Have a character that uses 1 weapon type since it's the namesake weapon of the series. -Sees a staff, OH IT MUST BE FOR SORA. Can't be for another party member that uses staves -Sees a shield, MUST BE FOR SORA. Can't be for another party member that uses shields. -Matt walks up to a strange door with a HUGE fire symbol on it. -Has fire magic -COMPLETE MYSTERY

[@Solar-Blade]

I at least expected Woolie to point that out since he's adept enough to do QA but...jesus, it hurts.

[@Antonicane]

I think it's pretty well established at this point that if you want to see people be good at video games, this is the wrong place.

[@MementoMortis21]

My throat is sore from all of them bumbling around, which is weird, because I've been internally screaming.

[@Scream_Lord]

Expect nothing and get less

[@EyeBeZombie]

Please post this to his twitter matt needs professional help!

[@EbonMaster]

GIANT SIGN LIGHTNING BOLTS EXPOSED WIRE WHAT COULD IT MEAN!? "HOW COULD THIS BE!?"

[@Dotolie]

IT'S EMBLAZONED WITH A STYLIZED FLAME WHAT A MYSTERIOUS DOOR

[@keystrix3704]

BASHES IT WITH KEYBLADE "?!?!!?!??!"

[@codussigma]

Sora: *points at the giant wrestlemania sign with his keyblade*

[@KingHalbatorix]

Examine? What do you mean examine? Why is there a green triangle next to that word? I'm pressing the X button but nothing is happening!

[@HerpDerpTheTank]

so fucking funny, I swear

[@GenerationWest]

Clayton's voice IS money, caused he's voiced by jovial legend Brian Blessed. Not only was he Clayton's VA, he also performed Tarzan's magnificent yell.

[@mikepalmer1676]

Excuse you, I believe you mean *BRIAN BLESSED*

[@agoodboy1404]

@@mikepalmer1676 what's the difference?

[@mikepalmer1676]

@@agoodboy1404 Haha, well he's known for having LOUD, BOMBASTIC ROLES, so I always see his name written as *BRIAN BLESSED.* He's an absolute treasure.

[@mikepalmer1676]

@Jonathan Eilbeck Nice! Another fun fact: There's a scene in "Gladiator" where Maximus spares a fighter's life, and as the Colosseum is silent, a lone voice in the crowd booms out, *"MAXIMUS! MAXIMUS, THE MERCIFUL!"* Yup, guess who they brought in just to bellow that line.

[@CykaBlyatAlex]

Tarzan's yell is like the best voice acting I've ever heard.

[@TheAarontheblackmage]

Matt and Woolie struggling to understand basic concepts is what makes Super Best Friends Play the premier KZbin Let's Play channel.

[@Antonicane]

The hypest brainfarts on KZbin.

[@LordTenbrion]

*Sees giant obvious wires that are exposed and sparking, have a lightning bolt above, and are interact-able* Yeah let's just try and hit it...nothing? Okay let's try that a couple more times...no? Alright well, guess I've exhausted my options.

[@AussieDragoon]

Why won't this square peg go in the round hole?

[@Tamacat388]

Maybe if Matt ever had a job as like a game tester or something he would be able to follow game logic betterer.

[@Paranuui]

Well you gotta remember they dont have puzzles up in Canada. All this problem solving is new to them

[@Akaritomi]

@@Paranuui Papyrus is rolling over in his snow covered grave

[@DominoCricket]

Game made for children!

[@behemothbear]

When does Matt figure out that Donald and Goofy have abilities, too?

[@gameb9oy]

Behemothbear considering the game won’t stop if he doesn’t, probably when they start Kingdom hearts 2

[@shiningnight12]

I tweeted him and woolie so all we can do now is pray fam lol.

[@OrbObserver]

Behemothbear There is the LP tax and there is straight up not paying attention to the game. I know they have busy lives but I think spending just a tiny bit of time off camera learning the game would save them from a lot of shit. Seriously guys. An hour max. It would help a lot.

[@ATMOSK1234]

Do they have busy lives? Idk. They kind of suck at having their shit together.

[@gummigamer4125]

Birth by Sleep

[@goodvillain1015]

Reminder that Clayton got it super hard when it comes to Disney villain deaths

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Reminder that Clayton is a huge jobber who didn’t even get invited to the Disney Villain Illuminati meetings

[@0rriAndroid]

EE AY OOH OOH AH. NOT CLAYTON.

[@DoctaDaKing]

Which Disney villain got it the worst?

[@SwagBroPlays]

Goodvillain 101 Saw it in theater as a kid. Shit traumatized me

[@goodvillain1015]

Dr Facilier from Princess and the Frog. He didn't "die," but he was literally dragged to Hell, suffering for all eternity.

[@xavierticas1632]

Two grown men have difficulties navigating a menu. Will they ever learn?! Tune in next time to Final Disney HD Remix: Postcard Edition

[@samstone011995]

Maybe its Tarzan who is actually playing Kingdom Hearts, while Matt and Woolie are commentating?

[@MrSecretSentai]

It’s amazing how both these guys have played multiple RPGs and some how still seem like they’ve never played one before

[@renegadexblackout]

They play every game as if theyve never seen a video game

[@NotAGrabbaghoul]

MrSecretSentai It’s their signature(?!)

[@louiesalmon3932]

It's the ultimate blind LP.

[@Suzakuux]

Having conversations while playing also makes it harder to pay attention to details in the game too.. lol

[@itaintworthit2402]

they're scrubblords. What'd you expect? For them to donguri this shit? *wrong*

[@DigitalGame18]

3:15 Goddammit matt.

[@Kujaguy]

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!

[@Mysticgamer]

Also Sees door with picture of fire on walks away...facepalm. Sees new weapons in the only weapon shop in game. Wonders if they're any good. Decides not to get them, spends more money on basic potions. Double facepalm.

[@posteriorpepperoni]

it's emblazoned with a stylized flame? GEE I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD MEAN Edit:also there's an exposed wire with electricity symbols around,LET'S JUST WHACK IT WITH THE KEYBLADE

[@tomhchamp]

then he sees an exposed wire with a bunch of lightning symbols around it, then proceeds to hit it with his keyblade. oooof...

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

Yeah, that was rough. For the sake of maintaining my sanity I'm gonna have to assume Matt was way too distracted talking to Woolie and wasn't really looking at what he was doing

[@siege86]

I came to the comments for this sole reason lmaaooooo

[@itaintworthit2402]

I face palmed when he did that

[@Ritokure]

I remember at the start of this LP that I was trying to guess in which Part they would figure out Traverse Town's candle puzzle. I was guessing maybe when they unlocked Hundred Acre Woods, but after that currently I'm guessing "never, ever".

[@silkyfi6652]

As much as I love these guys, their ability to get confused by the simplest mechanics and menus is baffling. At first I was disappointed that they obviously follow a walkthrough of some sort, now I'm just frustrated that they don't use it more lol.

[@gameb9oy]

SilkyFI what playthrough tells you how to use the menu? You’d think they’d look stuff over a bit offscreen and edit it out later

[@escalatingbarbarism5096]

It must be a trash guide too, or maybe Woolie is just ignoring what any guide would be saying about boss strategies and not wasting all your money on potions and how to put out all the candles or use lightning on the broken wire.

[@gaminggoddess85]

@@gameb9oy There are plenty of GameFAQs LPs that have sections devoted to the menu.

[@DoctaDaKing]

Oh man, Deep Jungle. Strap in, boys. We’re gonna be here a while.

[@josebarrientos4485]

DoctaDaKing I fucking hated this level so damn much

[@gennarosevero1856]

I have vivid memories of this level, none of em good

[@DoctaDaKing]

jose barrientos I found the biggest problem with Deep Jungle being the lack of objectives. Furthering the story by triggering cutscenes turns into just checking every room until something happens

[@KRDiStort]

@@gennarosevero1856 NOT CLAYTON. HOO HEE HOO HOO HA. NOT CLAYTON.

[@louiesalmon3932]

Even with the guide, this place is a maze. I might have actually spent more time here than any other world.

[@MrWolf801]

Imagine if Liam was still here and simple elemental puzzles were solved...

[@floppytokey]

Are you saying everything would be SIMPLER?

[@MrWolf801]

@@floppytokey and CLEANER

[@DarkestAndBlackest]

I know its HARD but LET IT GO.

[@MysteriousTomJenkins]

@@DarkestAndBlackest Frozen isn't in this game though, its only in 3.

[@spadetheartist7390]

@@MysteriousTomJenkins (it's Simple & Clean lyrics fam)

[@ghastlyghifin4029]

I love the idea of Clayton, a regular-ass dude with a gun, fighting a trio of cartoony/anime fantasy warriors.

[@joinsideke]

I like how neither he or Jane seemed surprised at a child and two animal people in funny clothes suddenly appearing in the god damn jungle. In other worlds where magic's a thing, it's not a big deal, but this just straight up Earth.

[@JohnnyLeyenda]

I've never been so unnecessarily pissed at two people being more incompetent while playing a kiddie game while using a guide at times.

[@Raldavar]

Hey at least it isn't as bad as the FFX playthrough...yet.

[@mk0664]

Like...I can understand them being bad at the game if they didnt have a guide with them...But like...whats the point of having the guide if they barely look at it anyway?

[@mikelramirez9003]

@@mk0664 - They're just having fun.

[@cielo987]

@@mikelramirez9003 They have had fun with other games before and weren't this incompetent, even with games they have never played.

[@mikelramirez9003]

@@cielo987 - My point is, why should anyone care if they're being incompetent. It's a video game. Who cares how dumb or incompetent they're being. They're entertaining many people including me simply by having fun and talking shit. There's tons of other people more "competent" that you can find on KZbin who've played this game.

[@louiesalmon3932]

14:34 As Woolie and Matt completely miss Sora throwing his companions under the bus in favor of Rikairi. Never change. Actually please change though.

[@MegaTyler93]

In fairness Sora just met his companions whereas he's known Riku and Kairi all of his life. I don't really blame him. Also Donald was being a fuck about the gummi ship.

[@jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280]

I'm not sure if that can be considered "throwing them under the bus." That implies that he somehow betrayed them, which, I dunno, his reaction was unreasonable but understandable considering the feud between him and Donald.

[@drbeard4505]

@@jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280 Yeah Donald just went "fuck your friends we're finding the king." so it's not like Sora has any reason to trust him right now.

[@7U57HTJRYGHG]

If they haven't changed for the better in 6 fucking years what makes you think they are going to change now. "Promise nothing and deliver less" remember those words when the channel finally dies, they chose this grave.

[@CaptainOblivion]

That scene caught me off guard there, it was actually pretty cool. Sora catching himself as he's starting to forget his old friends is quite a mood.

[@stephenuchiha6430]

The secret 3rd son of Sparda: Clayton Sparda, with his trusted gun Gorillamasher.

[@felabugg1]

He got it by trading his fedora wearing brother the Babymasher.

[@CaptainTitforce]

Gee, I laughed so hard at this :d

[@GBDupree]

I just want to know why Clayton didn't immediately kill Donald Duck, that's an amazing size duck to eat or make a trophy with. Clayton: "Jackpot!" *Donald Duck noises* quackuackwackuack! Delicious!

[@golightly313]

Two (presumably) intelligent, adult play testers spend one and a half minutes being puzzled over a team selection menu in a video game for babies.

[@Grabehn42]

The way you worded that seemed to implay that being a play tester somehow makes you good at games. It does not. Plus, it's Matt and Woolie, one is blind and the other a child, which one's which is for you to decide.

[@escalatingbarbarism5096]

They couldn't figure out Pokemon.

[@Brave_SJ]

If Valve's commentary tracks are to be believed, being a playtester makes you fucking awful at games

[@GuelermeDias]

One is blind And the other one's a child They are bad At all videogame stuff Matt and Woolz play together!

[@LuisSanchez-yv4ct]

@@Brave_SJ I want to know more about this

[@cielo987]

ok I am curious who silently screamed when he looked at the flame door and didnt even try to shoot fire at it and before anyone brings up the fact that they never played. I am sure many people figured it out their first time, I know I did, I mean it has a big ass flame on it

[@BlumenCT]

nor did he try to use thunder on the open wire surrounded by lightning bolt signs

[@derekwst3-YGO]

Matt has been making me scream for not paying attention on video game

[@EbonMaster]

I was more triggered by the lightning thing. Its clear that they are actively not thinking about whats going on on screen at this point. four sets of eyes and none of them are paying attention to the video game.

[@Eddman368]

I literally bought this game a few weeks ago because of this LP I've never played this series and it looked like fun, that being said I still managed to reason out to shoot elemental magic at things to make certain things in the environment work (even those mushroom heartless). That being said I still got lost AF in Tarzan World.

[@kahlildozier1397]

I never played and my first instinct was "try shooting fire at it"

[@MalevolentFae]

You could easily cut these gummi ship sections by half if they just went in order and didn't go to traverse town after every world. You don't need the potions that badly Matt.

[@Neodeleux]

Or if they upgraded the gummi ship, or if they equipped donald and goofy's abilities, or if they bought them equipment... But alas these are the two best friends, expect nothing, deliver less. If only [REDACTED] was still around, at least he used to pay a little more attention to the games, at least enough to get the UI and Mechanics down...

[@DoctorThundah]

Something the guys might not be aware of that's important: Your magic power scales with your max MP, so anything that buffs your MP will give a significant boost to magic damage as well, and any reductions make a big negative impact, too. For Sora, it's not as big a deal, although magic can be really strong if you build for it, but Donald basically never wants any weapon that reduces his MP.

[@AE1OU]

Pointless information for those two to know when they don't even know they could equip Donald and Goofy with weapons and abilities

[@DoctorThundah]

You know, that's fair

[@simbadg13]

One day we will get to Sora vs Riku kissi--- I MEAN FIGHTING shirtless in the rain...

[@posteriorpepperoni]

simbadg13 i dunno about shirtless,but Riku fighting against technically-Sora in the rain is in the secret ending

[@AussieDragoon]

@@posteriorpepperoni We know they both wear nothing under those robes.

[@tailedgates9]

No...FInish that sentence. >3>

[@Velvetx4cove]

@julie martinez Always thought that logic was silly since they also had shoes on/under/inside/whatever their boots. And Riku magically still wears a blind fold after he took it off to become perma-Ansem???

[@metaldragon8632]

simbadg13 replace Riku with Roxas and have them fighting in a parking lot I n the rain while shirtless

[@slifer875]

14:32 completely ignores the story in favor of loud noises, yep that matt and woolie alright.....

[@gummigamer4125]

I know now, without a doubt, Kingdom Hearts is ee-ooh-ooh-ah. Friends.

[@bearshark5941]

Matt: Walks up to electrical puzzle, targets it, pauses, hits it with melee, pauses, screams out nonsense, walks away. Also Matt: Why don't people like me as much as the other best friends?

[@Th3SmartAlec]

For children. To be fair though, they've been spoiled by time stop being the solution to everything. 14:10 I appreciate how Tarzan talking normally still is able to get more meaning across than entire cutscenes in KH dedicated to plot.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Aw yeah, Sabor Everywhere System time!

[@posteriorpepperoni]

Flame of Udûn (SORA-CHANs in tiger)

[@FlameOfUdun96]

A person who exists *leopard

[@tailedgates9]

Oh my god, it IS an Everywhere System. Lol

[@shadowofficer1193]

Tiger dropping a leopard might be a bit overkill though.

[@gaminggoddess85]

@@shadowofficer1193 Kiryu literally Tiger Drops real live tigers in Yakuza 2 though. All big cats are fair game.

[@Flare3500]

The gummi ship insanity , don't worry in KH2 they fixed it really hard

[@Hyper_Drud]

Hopefully they’ll get a warp drive gummi soon.

[@Neostrius]

It's fine in this game, it's just made better in the 2nd. You just have to actually know what makes a good ship, which requires experimenting with different parts.

[@tomhchamp]

@@Neostrius Idk, as someone who's played a shit ton of the KH series since childhood, even as a kid I thought the gummi Ship segments of KH1 are pretty terrible. you can customize up a cool ship, but none of the gameplay is really any fun at all. KH2's Gummi ship sections are good enough to be their own game, practically. I think Woolie and Matt will appreciate them

[@Nick-vs5jx]

So if we go by the FF10 play through. We can assume all crafting and Gummi ship stuff will be ignored.

[@Aregulargameplayer]

If we yell at them enough to put a bunch of engines on the Gummi Ship to make it go faster, they will probably take notice. Crafting, yeah they ain't doing that.

[@LinkinMark1994]

good. Synthesis is fucking awful in this game.

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

GOOD

[@MegaTyler93]

@@LinkinMark1994 Not good. The ultima weapon is fucking dope. Also synthesis is incredibly simple.

[@LinkinMark1994]

@@MegaTyler93 this is final mix. Synthesis requirements are fucked up by tedious gimmick enemies. it's not worth it in this game.

[@MasterKcoop]

So you’re telling me with two grown ass man being present and at least one being a game tester, no one thought to shoot the obvious flame door or cast lightning on the obvious exposed wire? I was like 8 when I figured that out. On a side note, who also still gets nam flashbacks of the shadow casted off of the self hung Clayton’s corpse? No? Ok

[@kenjikuroiwa99]

That's not truth...both of them were testers.

[@MasterKcoop]

@@kenjikuroiwa99 so *at least one* means what to you?

[@some2b1tguy]

MasterKcoop Tarzan was a brutal movie.

[@MangekyouUchiha]

Doesn't thunder the wire or fire the door, both of which has the most obvious hint without being told specifically what to do. *Internal screaming.*

[@BrazillianCara]

They were busy thinking and talking about Crisis Core.

[@kenjikuroiwa99]

To be fair, they don't even know you are supposed to interact with the world using magic. It will probably click once they do one.

[@2be6o]

out of everything presented on this LP, Matt and Woolie thinking you can equip staves and shields to SORA is fucking hilarious.

[@Kidmugen124]

This LP is like doing a double backflip when a tuck and roll is needed.

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

Welcome back to the best Matt and Woolie LP in years.

[@renegadexblackout]

And the most painful

[@TheKidNobodyNotices]

TMS ended months ago

[@slifer875]

Its amazing how true that is, i only watch this channel for the pat and woolie combo.

[@TactlessC]

The World Ends With You art style is just how Nomura does art now. He can't fucking stop. Like it's either that or the KH style which is like if he put his FF8 design heads on his TWEWY bodies and then softened the edges.

[@Fjarhultian]

Ships being invisible to people who haven't seen them before would mean that nobody could ever have seen one before to gain the ability to see them.

[@thelegendaryhero1]

For a man who prides himself as a hunter, Clayton sure didn't bother killing both Goofy and Donald and stuff them, or at least capture them for money.

[@Parkent]

I always figured that when people see Donald or Goofy they see them as the whatever the dominant species of that world is, or a close facsimile, like in Atlantica or the Pride Lands. The average Disney character isn't seeing a giant duck and dog, but they are seeing humans that look vaguely like Donald or Goofy.

[@rasusbeijaminas2301]

Man, in Tokyo Mirage Sessions, people gave Woolie a ton of shit for missing obvious UI cues, but now I see we could've had it so much worse. Please, please, never let Matt play an RPG on this channel again.

[@OrphyroPhalmark]

Matt is just the senile old man of the channel now.

[@gameb9oy]

Rasus Beijaminas we need Pat back, I think Matt and Woolie are bouncing off each other well in this LP, but boy even compared to some of the dumber moments, it’s painful seeing someone this incompetent with RPGs, and watching the grind in kingdom hearts is actually kinda fun to watch after awhile

[@hugehuman1]

To be fair, he's been pretty competent in most of the fights so far(Besides Riku and the "random" kickback attack). Woolie should just be a bit more attentive with the guide, and providing hints, or outright telling him what it says to do where necessary.

[@CureOptimismForHumanity]

I rented this years ago, and the only vivid memory I have of it is the hunter guy from this level riding a giant invisible chameleon and thinking it was the dumbest shit I had ever seen.

[@TheHeavyModd]

It is pretty silly, I think Matt and Woolie are going to have a little jab at that as well

[@powdgaze]

The Stealth Sneak is probably my favorite Heartless in KH1, but yes Clayton riding it is the gayest thing ever

[@everyloyalson1]

Potion > new weapons.

[@LightningZerker]

The virgin weapon buyer vs the Chad potion buyer.

[@cattibingo]

Did Matt think those weapons were for sora?

[@ViccVegaa023]

@@cattibingoYes. Yes he really did.

[@LinkinMark1994]

POTIONS GO UP STRENGTH AND MAGIC GO DOWN

[@itaintworthit2402]

@@ViccVegaa023 man this lp is gonna be great.

[@Mr_Kriegon]

Ahh Clayton:One of the lesser Disney Villains who is in the top 5 most brutal Disney Villain Deaths

[@chickmcjr]

At what point does this playthrough start constituting as torture. "A BIG FLAME. WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY MEEEAAAAANNNN??"

[@balrogdahomie]

We make a lot of jokes about “WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE BIPEDAL TALKING ANIMALS IN SORAS PARTY” but the Tarzan world is def the most ridiculous example of that

[@MysteriousTomJenkins]

Its even funnier because they make it a point in some worlds to disguise themselves to blend in more and yet the areas where its entirely normal human and animals, they don't change at alll. XD

[@TheGrizzlo503]

Gandalf has been around for thousands of years. He’s had plenty of time to multiclass.

[@AntiNihilist]

Matt: Should I see Leon now and progress the story or go to a jungle? Woolie: The book says fuck the new powers and cutscenes. Also give up on magic. It's pointless since you picked sword...

[@keystrix3704]

Please, Matt, I'm begging ya... study the menus.

[@samazam4221]

"Clayton is a pretty generic villain" "Kinda like Gaston" Yeah, only, Clayton has *GUN*

[@MrJDRockefeller]

I can't believe other human beings remember that 91' Tarzan and how fucking sick that opening music was.

[@14megasxlr]

In this video, we see a couple of thinks the Best Friends DO NO have. A. any sense of direction B. any sense of exploration C. The ability to form creative solutions to simple and obvious puzzles and I almost forgot D. The ability to shut the fuck up during characterization/cutscenes

[@kahlildozier1397]

I don't want them to shut up during cutscenes. The commentary is everything

[@14megasxlr]

@@kahlildozier1397 Not when they commentary is references to shit no one but them understands.

[@Sonamyfan875]

Guys, we gotta admit it now, Matt is the channel's DSP

[@WinterMadness]

Sonamyfan875 WOW dood. Ack ack ack ack ack.

[@etiennecaron812]

Well at least he doesn't blame the game for his incompetency

[@slifer875]

@@etiennecaron812 yet.............

[@gaminggoddess85]

@@etiennecaron812 Pretty sure he has, at least in fighting games if not in other things. "I was blocking but okay.........."

[@Antonicane]

Implying the channel has only one DSP.

[@spiraljumper74]

Comment log, Day 18: Matt still refuses to interact with the environment, despite literal giant neon flashing signs telling him to use magic. I know that Hollow Bastion lies far ahead, and I fear we not see it's peaks in this life.

[@DisneysGaston]

Deep jungle: the Taris of Kingdom Hearts for Matt and Woolie. Grab your popcorn folks. We're gonna be here a while.

[@Playernumbernull]

I guess Aerith wouldn't cheer up.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Cloud got cheered up Sephiroth but got better.

[@kovulion7777]

Sora and Donald is now just being Pat and Matt hating each other and Woolie being goofy mending the two together

[@smashfanwii]

This LP is a lot of fun.

[@francismorgan9752]

I'm surprised Sabor-ette never caught on considering the demon-leopard is apparently a female in the lore. and also, let's have a big hand for BRIAN BLESSED.

[@Floridamangaming729]

This is one of my favorite lp's already. Its nice seeing there reactions to KH beacause most people have played it.

[@DoctaDaKing]

They’ve reached the point where gummi is super annoying when traveling between worlds. Thank god this was one of the many problems with KH1 rectified in KH2 onward.

[@Kcbookguru]

How many episodes before they notice the gummi garage button

[@Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Even if they do, I don't expect them to do much with it; probably just look at it and go "oh nonono", back out, and never talk about it again.

[@albertzinger7132]

@@Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz As they should.

[@Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

@@albertzinger7132 Damn right. The controls are infuriating.

[@ElseeKay]

please customize your gummi ship by adding 1 million guns. that is all.

[@Aquapike]

Oh another master of the giant gun cube.

[@Hyper_Drud]

No lie, I actually made a cube ship but only to use the transformation gummi. Never could figure out how to transform though.

[@MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

Need on ship that's nothing but guns and one that's nothing but boosters then just use the morph ability to swap

[@ph33rt3hn00b]

i swear this LP is the most i yelled at the screen in frustration

[@XcaptainXobliviousX]

gandalf isnt a wizard, hes a fucking divine entity

[@spritefroggy]

>It's emblazoned with the style of flame "THEREFORE I WILL IGNORE IT"

[@OneGamer2EnvyThemAll]

Three for three. 1. Door with large, glowing flame symbol didn't open when Examined. Matt walked away. 2. Exposed electrical circuits didn't do anything when physically struck with Keyblade. Matt walked away. 3. Chest next to candles didn't open. Matt walked away.

[@Taiyou94]

To be fair, the candle one is more vague

[@gaminggoddess85]

@@Taiyou94 The lady standing next to the candles gives BIG HINTS on how to extinguish them though.

[@OneGamer2EnvyThemAll]

@@Taiyou94 Matt actually talked to the lady standing next to the candles first thing upon arriving in Traverse Town. Nothing registered. Truly, Kingdom Hearts is a game that is _not_ to be played on auto-pilot, or at least by Matt.

[@machine1685]

I'm one of those weird people that enjoyed the Gummi sections when I was a kid. I spent longer building and customizing my ship than I ever did on the actual piloting segment.

[@Joeyz65]

OH MY GOD I CANT EVER WATCH MATT IGNORE THE MERLIN DOOR LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN

[@posteriorpepperoni]

oh boy,copyright problems:the world? i can't wait

[@joinsideke]

Is that why it wasn't in CoM?

[@posteriorpepperoni]

@@joinsideke pretty much.If i remember correctly,even in this game they didn't check if they had permission from Edgar Rice Burroughs' estate,so it's a wonder they even kept it for the rerelease

[@gaminggoddess85]

@@posteriorpepperoni I thought there was a big old "TARZAN COPYRIGHT EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS" disclaimer screen immediately after you load the game up.

[@Hakkai181]

next session, take your time. and f*cking build a ship with more engines. by the end of the game you have a gigantic juggernaut that complete the gummi routes in less than a minute

[@NoxVulpine]

Oh my god... Matt... Why is this so hard for you? Why...?

[@AntiNihilist]

Who the fuck is telling them the coliseum is optional? Was it speedrunners? I know the guide didn't say Hercules's world was optional. Did Woolie decide what was true based on nothing again?

[@starscreamx7]

We already knew Woolie shouldn't be the "guide guy" after Omikron

[@Ora_]

7:08 They used cg WAY before Tarzan. Also: put woolie on controls

[@VinceMouse]

Game: *presents exposed wires* BFP: *just got thunder* BFP: SMASH!

[@VinceMouse]

BFP: *sees door with big glowing flame on it* BFP: *has had blizzard and fire for hours* BFP: *leaves*

[@VinceMouse]

"Oh, hey, can I customize Tarzan?" *skips right by Abilities menu yet again*

[@DeanmC261993]

oh no the wild goose chase level..ugh

[@tomhchamp]

Hope they play KH2 next. The Gummi ship segments are sooooo much better

[@itaintworthit2402]

They might but, kh3 might be out by then.

[@tomhchamp]

@@itaintworthit2402 yeah, but so? I wouldn't want them to play that without playin 1 & 2 first, at least

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

Unfortunately they gotta play Chain of Memories first. God help us all.

[@tomhchamp]

@@ThatOneGuy0006 I, for one, wouldn't even be mad if they skipped CoM. If they're having this much trouble understanding this game's systems, I think a CoM playthrough would be a cringefest lol

[@gameb9oy]

tomhchamp cringe wouldn’t happen, more boredom, it’s not a fun game to watch, and honestly it should have gotten the treatment 358/2 days got

[@kirbyray9924]

Sometimes, I feel like the karate instructor from UHF. Just staring at my screen shouting "STUPID!"

[@ultrayoshi100]

As of EXCITING SLIDE HUNT Donald deaths 9 Goofy deaths 6 Tarzan deaths 0 Finding the slides on an old ass tv was a nightmare back then. The fact that heartless dont spawn till like halfway through the world makes it kinda slow but the boss fight in the end is great

[@ozrix05]

I wonder how long it will take Mat to figure out that he could have open the door with the fire sign with a fire spell?

[@MysteriousTomJenkins]

I believe its required to meet Merlin who's home is passed this door so eventually he will have to.

[@Katagara84]

Sure do wish KZbin had a burning gears emote for this playthrough, because woof. Big woof.

[@fanfan-ni6cw]

These guys were testers.

[@ZetaStriker0000]

It starts with over 10 minutes of infuriating menu bumbling, including equipping more higher tier healing items on Goofy for no reason. The actual LP starts at 11:27

[@calebrogers777]

Do Matt and Woolie legit think the weapons in the shop are for sora? Jesus fucking Christ

[@tigerfestivals5137]

Guys, if you go into the abilities part of the menu you can also customize the ablities of your party members.

[@snake3563]

Reminder that Tarzan it will never appear again in Kingdom Hearts..

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

GOOD! Deep Jungle is an affront to GOD!

[@Danzin_Danzibar]

I wonder why

[@charliec.1347]

Tarzan take Cthulhu mom to promised land. Summon meteor. Give dis pear.

[@MiaFran]

Unless they're following a detailed walkthrough, I don't think they'll pick up on things as fast as we want them to....

[@charlesworrell9678]

MiaFran just gotta hope they learn they’ve been getting a habit of banging their heads against the wall to get from point A to B

[@charlesworrell9678]

julie martinez yeah but they’re “special” compared to kids lol just gotta hope they don’t become darksydephil

[@gaminggoddess85]

They are using A walkthrough, and it's probably a fine one, but Woolie is legendarily bad at guide duty so...

[@EvilWillYT]

YO! Raistlin was the shit tho! damn man, Reboot and also the dragon lance series, we have damn similar tastes Woolie. Keep rocking on. I'm also living the QA trenches but that's a different story.

[@xIRVEEx]

Never thought i would say this but. WE NEED YOU PAT!!

[@shenanigans8353]

Sigh... at the very least we got Matt's genuine excitement of visiting a world of a movie he really likes. As long as he is having fun

[@ZeroRaider]

Alright, George of the Jungle world LESSS GOOOOOOOOO

[@powdgaze]

i cant fucking wait for the Phil of the Future world

[@matthewleblanc2399]

This is the best. Loved OneyNG playing it..but I adore you guys.

[@dustymax56]

So let’s see if I have everything: no flame door, no lightning on battery, no candle chest, no moogle shop, no buying items, no buying weapons because why would you give sora a wand that reduces MP when Matt picked the sword?, no abilities for final and goofy, no attempt to go to the gummi garage, “go to the alleyway to see Leon” *goes to every alley except the one behind the hotel with multiple secret areas!* and now they’re in one of the most open world worlds in the game with things scattered behind waterfalls, down secret vines, and invisible enemies...I’m gonna go stock up on Tylenol for this headache.

[@mariosonicfan2010]

To be fair, isn't the moogle shop inaccessible until you get the green(?) trinity thing? It's been a while, so I honestly don't remember.

[@TheHeavyModd]

You missed the part when Matt tried to customize Tarzan's abilities but skipped the Abilities tab and went to the AI tab instead

[@dustymax56]

Even if it is, they haven't tried the door. I 100% think they forgot that place exists. @@mariosonicfan2010

[@gameb9oy]

23:29 oh poor sweet stupid Woolie, you’re gonna find that’s not the moment we think you guys are being stupid for

[@lenmutt]

Man can everyone pour their energy into Matt & Woolie so maybe they will upgrade the Gummi ship?

[@jenova313]

I know it's not their fault, but I am so annoyed by them complaining about having to gummi between planets. The only reason they keep doing so is their insistance on buying as many potions as possible instead of just continuing the damn game. The game is very deliberately designed so that going back to old worlds is difficult and annoying RIGHT UP UNTIL you actually need to for story reasons, at which point they completely circumvent the issue from then on.

[@johnharrypareofteste]

Switching to gunslinger on Clayton allows him to perform shotgun stinger to increase his Posh ranking

[@jeanne-emerycoleman214]

SSSocietal Norm!

[@KeroKaminaX]

2:46 Before Crisis actually released on phones outside of japan. there's full playthroughs of it online 17:28 Sprit was dreamworks

[@Ecko1985]

There were a lot less George of the Jungle jokes then I was expecting out of you two.