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[@peterwall8191]

One question. How do you tell a newly awakened human, you not only do not have coffee on board, but you have no idea what the hell that is?

[@tehs3raph1m]

"thats ok, let's see what you *do* have" said the human, who started opening and smelling various bottles and jars and vials. "Ooh" he said after a while "this one smells passable" I looked at the jar the human had identified, it was labelled as a class 4 biohazard, a stimulant so strong it would stop the heart of most species in the coalition, it was used in minute doses to correct heart rhythm issues. The human mixed a dose 40 times the recommended limit into some hot water and sipped at it, it's shoulders relaxing and a smile crossing it's face. "Yep... That'll do nicely"

[@lionescrawl9861]

You pray

[@super8ben]

From behind blast doors.

[@tonk9385]

in another galaxy

[@Pelasmo]

all of the above combined, and then some.

[@castledestoyerz6190]

Seems like a very good start to a dnd campaign, instead of only finding one cryo pod, you find as many as there are players

[@Fuzz223]

Or the other players are surviving members of the crew (if they don't want to be human that is)

[@sonariantutorials2438]

God damn good idea

[@Burneth_]

.

[@jameschastain1229]

Or the cryopods are at a central storage facility. Random ones open and release the players. Have them create 1 character for each class and make the one they play be a random one of theirs.

[@biggsdarklighter0473]

Interesting, the solution for the Fermi-Paradox chosen in this Story is "The First". Humans are still shown to be more powerful than any other species, and I think the weapon of the human is interesting: A hollow charge pistol. Imagine a miniature Panzerfaust. It's hard to imagine such a weapon to be effective besides heavily armored infantry, any decently armored Tank, and it wouldn't be effective anymore.

[@evernewb2073]

hmmm...well, if it can deliver more energy on target by sitting there burning than it can by impacting harder or being some fancy plasma weapon or whatnot then it's probably going to be a more dangerous weapon overall provided it still acts in a nice functional, _short_ period of time. considering the rest of his gear it's a good bet that his weapon is designed to be effective against defensive measures like the high grade body armor he is wearing, though possibly specifically not the exact type he is wearing. all that said this being HFY there's a pretty good chance that his gear is a reference to a book or videogame the author likes

[@cameronknox7567]

If I had to guess, I would say that it is mild after a Warhammer 40,000 boulder of some description. That’s really the only kind of gun that I can think of that would fire essential breaching charges at least. Also, unless the crew is a lot smaller than normal human average, as in 21st-century human average, the sample humans height gives credence to that, since well, he kind of screams space marine. At least to some extent. Shrug

[@najlitarvan921]

@@cameronknox7567 boulder? you mean bolter?

[@truekurayami]

@@cameronknox7567 Mr. Tourge from Borderlands would like to introduce you to his company's weapons catalog, as it kind of sounds like the Pocket Rocket.

[@evernewb2073]

@@truekurayami please do not mention Borderlands to the HFY people, that setting can best be described as a post-scarcity apocalypse and I do not want to know what they would make of it. ... weirdly enough it would almost fit with the general theme: the humans in borderlands went from having crude interstellar tech to having casual intergalactic travel and anyone with the skill to apply their tech viewing reality as a sandbox game in which the building blocks of physics are suggestions rather than absolutes within the span of a generation or two. Reality stopped being a controlling factor in their civilization effectively overnight and it has utterly *_DESTROYED_* them.

[@anathardayaldar]

Everytime a story starts with "the last man in the ..." after a few chapters a few more turn up. Then by the middle of the series there's a whole fricking city of them.

[@zupaschnitzel3300]

Is there... moar?

[@sandorkarolydeneskarcsi3271]

yes

[@grimmrider638]

@@sandorkarolydeneskarcsi3271 🙂

[@Darkinu2]

Part 2? Getting some "Deathworlders/Don't make good pets" vibes.

[@Starsmith2753]

On Reddit, it is currently on part three

[@gabriellecalebq4410]

@@Starsmith2753 LETS GO THANK YOU

[@medical-cyanide1526]

Part 4 was just released today

[@TheSegert]

@@medical-cyanide1526 Did the narrator do voiceovers for this one?

[@andrewjones6805]

I hope you continue the series

[@theDemolisher13]

I honestly feel pretty sorry for the lad I hope he can find a way to reconnect with his people. If I heard right they didn't die out they just moved on.

[@jds1275]

Pretty good. It needs a series. Off topic though how is it there are a 2 day, 1 month and 4 month old comments on a video uploaded an hour ago.

[@petrimal]

dunno, maybe his patreons have access to these stories in advance? tho 1 month really seems rediculous.

[@hardcoreholman303]

I think I know what happened. The There will be scritches storie he accidentally released all of them he narrated before he ment to and I watched all of them and I commented weather there is more and then all the videos got privated and then he drip feed us as he's want to do.

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@@hardcoreholman303like the power armor magic school stories

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I enjoy all of NetNarrator videos

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This is great! MOAR PLEASE!

[@captvadose8775]

Ooooh hope this one gets regular updates.

[@morales6224]

Fuckers woke up the Doom Slayer's cousin.

[@TiernanWilkinson]

I'd love to hear a continuation of this story; it leaves so much unanswered. Excellent piece.

[@micky1578]

damn this is a good one!

[@soup4219]

i want more of pat.

[@Lorddacenshadowind]

This needs more

[@leechowning2712]

3:45.... Someone missed one of the most basic fundamental trainings in xeno school I guess. Leaving that blanking thing alone. If it has a live human on board get it to a planet or station with A medical system rated for it. If it has a dead human on board leave it for professional scientists. A wishful thinking doctor on a salvage ship has no more qualifications to open that chest than the Nostramo had being sent to investigate The disappearance of a ship in that other set of movies. Just no. Considering that the pod has withstood hard vacuum for millennia, put it in a section of the deck that you can vacuum seal. And then finish your run. Do not open the box Pandora.

[@AliveSince1987]

I like the way you think. If you have written anything, please share a link. If not, pick up that pen and get to writing friend.

[@m.t.fguard8309]

I want this to be a series

[@zachsoanes6417]

Postman pat, postman pat Oh hallo - Seems you've got abit of a pirate problem? you want me to clear that up for you while i'm here?

[@EloquentTroll]

Cryopod? I think you mean can whoop ass.

[@quazbear9047]

I don't see a part 1 in the title. I am sad, been itching for another series to listen to while at work.

[@thurston5515]

Nah don't wory chief! OP here, there's more than one part! Just haven't used numbers till the fourth chapter.

[@mikel7615]

MOAR!!!!

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@Sundereddreams]

Nice

[@Zander2212]

Educational videos for children on how the English language works? Did they find Schoolhouse Rock?

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

D is for dumb This message was brought to you by the letters f and u and the number 11 How do you get to.....

[@evanreynolds5386]

Pls tell me this is a series

[@The_Racr1]

Anyone get spartan vibes from pat?