The Real Reason Humans Are Banned From Galactic War | Best HFY Stories

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[@HomicidalTh0r]

War happens. Humans: vibrate with excitement. Everyone else: sweats.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

*WAR* Human: "Playtime?" All aliens: "No, not playtime" Human: "All work and no fun"

[@ryanhampson673]

“How could you do this?” Commander Stone: “My armor is contempt, my shield is disgust, my sword hatred.”

[@SimonRiley135]

And the Emperor Protects

[@TheHighborn]

Hans, get ze Geneva Checklist

[@samiippotsuboku2580]

Bingo ! Again !

[@aoofmg6684]

And make sure canada reads it this time

[@nikitab.6600]

Geneva rules do not apply to alien bastards. 😅

[@sebastienloyer9471]

😂

[@sebastienloyer9471]

Stop 🛑 Calling IT a check list 😊

[@ioele1000]

Stories like these forget that most Aliens aren't Hive minds. They would also have "extremists", racists, anarchists, etc. As long as they are capable of being individuals, it will be there.

[@sephuris5555]

Look at our boy sanguinis launch an all out defense

[@nikpapado9785]

Ya all into 40k but you dont know yet.

[@WarmasterWirMustard]

Its alpha legion tactics

[@nikpapado9785]

@@WarmasterWirMustard Ah yes, my favourite loyalist traitors.

[@notmaincharacter]

40k is just professional racism

[@benmag9830]

If they thought the humans were brutal they haven't met the doom slayer and master chief yet!

[@Guardias]

Some serious scapegoating of humanity.

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

Tbf, Stone wasn't wrong. It seems this is set during a new war against the Zorgans. Maybe they should have wiped em out. I dunno...

[@warpstrike]

Ai art here pulling a "Games workshop" move here, taking "inspiration and totally not plagiarising existing work". Just funny to see the table turning. 🤣

[@shootingjester2780]

This story’s veil is so thin, you can just see “Orange Man Bad” written under it. Lol

[@peenoice5176]

I dunno, at the end the extremist was right and a war was starting again.

[@holarndius]

Why do so many of these stories have leaders going hand to hand? We stopped fighting like that a LONG time ago IRL, because its more dangerous than just shooting the thing in font of you.

[@WardGray-yo2mx]

Corpral! Yes, General? Get my geneva checklist! Yes, General!

[@eliaspanayi3465]

"Theyre weak, they need rules for war" to "holy shit, thats what happens when they have no rules"

[@PrimarchMJ]

People: Go to war with humans somehow involved. Humans: HANS!!! REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE DON’T REALLY TALK ABOUT BACK IN 45?!

[@pencilcase8068]

well that was a fun time wasn't it :)

[@tobolulo]

Humanity First Humanity First Humanity First.

[@butterbar9680]

Silly aliens, if God wanted you to live, would create you in his image! Humanity First!

[@KingJim97]

Human supremacy 😂 i love it

[@willadeefriesland5107]

War isn't a game, but humans play it to win. We need other opponents... nonhuman ones. Wonder why we have no alien visitors here?...

[@tommothedog]

America cant hold Afghanistan but Humans are the moat dangerous things in space.

[@WarmasterWirMustard]

Thats cause america and afganistan are filled with, guess who? Humans.

[@joshsnethen2440]

If you don't know what the fuck you're talking about don't talk. You can kick all the ass you want to if you're ordered to drop everything and leave you have no choice. If you weren't there, don't comment.

[@willadeefriesland5107]

Of course America held Afghanistan. We just couldn't do what we wanted with it... what with not being allowed to keep alive only the population we wanted. Casualty counts that high of your enemies gets frowned on by others. It's called genocide. We have to 'play nice'...

[@scottlail9210]

Afghan space commando, would pretty much unbeatable.

[@pencilcase8068]

it was a pvp match to be fair, if we were to go against other space guilds they'd likely be horrified at our tendency to war while being fragile by animal standards

[@BSasafrasK]

I fully support the humanity first movement, Stone was already proven right by the new conflict. Also they should get rid of the president and appoint a sort of immortal empire leader type person.

[@labelledamedumanor4876]

88 -> History will always find a way to repeat itself. The battle garb & weapons will be the only changes that occur.

[@ddooodddoo]

The picture looks like it belongs in warhammer 40k

[@johnkochen7264]

A lot of these stories glorify how utterly ruthless, brave and proficient humans are at war and killing others. I’m not sure if this is a message I want to keep hearing time and time again. It gets really old really fast.

[@findiwindles]

The stories of inter-species comradeship and co-operation are far more preferable, in my opinion.

[@nikpapado9785]

Yes Inquisitor, these heretics right here.

[@findiwindles]

@@nikpapado9785 Yeah, that's pretty funny. Thanks for the giggle.

[@nikpapado9785]

@@findiwindles There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

[@findiwindles]

​@@nikpapado9785I'm not very familiar with Warhammer 40K, but I think the upcoming film may well be worth a viewing. Henry Cavill playing an Inquisitor could make for some good entertainment.

[@tvbme438]

It’s called human rights for a reason

[@timothymay6548]

That was a awful waste of time. What a terrible story!! Won’t be back

[@starlitmeadow]

88, then 😂