Best HFY Reddit Stories: Council Report: Human Contacts

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[@davidvincent5701]

It's always funny when aliens find redundant safety back ups as a sign of paranoia or militant thinking.

[@user-zv6th8fh8v]

To be fair humanity was not at war for how long? less than 300 years total.

[@inzyniertv9305]

@@user-zv6th8fh8v And aliens never have war? I doubt it

[@farmerboy916]

Like bro, you found it in a “dead” one; clearly it wasn’t enough

[@Dewkeeper]

@@farmerboy916 human: "no seriously, it literally isn't paranoia if something is, in fact, out to get us" Aliens: *wobble like jelly or something*

[@korinogaro]

Dude was wearing an armor with 2 layers designed to sustain atmospheric re-entry... The fact that he was wearing an armor allowing him to drop from the orbit to the ground is already sign of militant thinking. Because who except for army, and army aggressive enough to drop foot soldiers from the orbit, would need stuff like this?

[@oz2653]

Basically they caught 'a brick that flew pretty good'.

[@Reaper_Rin]

I thought that at first then he started describing things only space marines had but then again I do believe the author was going for a kinda spartan II/space marine hybrid so I guess none of our assumptions are wholly wrong.

[@nyx1333]

@@Reaper_Rin they do share some similar descriptions and parts. I also find some parts wayy more WH40k Space Marine

[@Talon1124]

@@nyx1333 Cam't be an Astsrtes. One of them wouldn't have restrained themselves to subduing once they found out they coukd one-tap a Xenos with a flick of a finger.

[@CT-1035]

It’s John halo himself It’s the Chief

[@theangrygermanlad1328]

@@CT-1035 john chief halo himself

[@michellamoureuxm]

Did...did they explain a cyberdick as "enhanced waste disposal organ"

[@medical-cyanide1526]

Perhaps

[@lanceknowlton1871]

Perhaps not...

[@theanathema3062]

Perhaps it could be

[@geoshark12]

It was a better kidney

[@BlueUncia]

More likely a cybernetic enhancement for a kidney, liver, bladder or intestines.

[@freakboy220]

It went on his record

[@lanceknowlton1871]

Everything always does.

[@zupaschnitzel3300]

I really hope that this will be continued, sounds promissing

[@delo1629]

Huh 4 months?

[@FrenchLightningJohn]

@@delo1629 yeah what the hell, 4 months ago?

[@johnjohnjohnson7720]

@@delo1629 Yah alot of the videos net narrator posts are actually already made and were merely privated before becoming public again.

[@S4M4R1T4N]

This coincides with the the lore of the Spartans from Halo perfectly.

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Narrator Bless the Author

[@Burneth_]

For the Algorithm🙏

[@imperialinquisitor510]

For the Emperor!

[@being9415]

Bless the machine 🙏

[@cmmpr111]

AAAAAAAAAaAAAaHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahHHHhzzh

[@talieclandestine9155]

Either that's Master Chief or Commander Shepherd.

[@Zael_Moonblade]

I'd say more like Shepard... spoke too much to be Chief.

[@phantomwraith1984]

It's neither. The mention of a cable to neural interface to fly a ship is something neither protagonist has

[@WallNutBreaker524]

Lmao 😂

[@shadowai9668]

nah it's Commander "Chief" Shepherd

[@AWESOMEANCHOVIES]

1:18 when the chief lands on something as stubborn as he his

[@dadudeme]

I always find it funny that the aliens don't have an idea of Murphy's law

[@harripursiainen5420]

This gives Space marines wipes.

[@Darchias]

Never a fan of HFYs like this when the human in question has been cybernetically augmented already. Kind of kills some of it for me.

[@titanwarrior1998]

Very cool video

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@Darkinu2]

9:09 9:18 😂😂 Yeah, that'd be my reaction too.

[@m.t.fguard8309]

Okay I have a good question Which video is the one where humanity has been dead for a couple hundred years and some aliens find a cryopod that they think just has some ancient human technology in it the only find out there's an actual human in it who ends up saving one of them from some raiders by crushing once calling them blowing the other two apart with a from what I picked up from the description a Halo combat evolved Magnum? I remember listening to it several times but as of late I just can't find it which is very odd because I just listened to it a few weeks ago and when I tried to look through my history I couldn't find the video or I just forgot the name of it if anyone knows exactly what I'm talking about please send me a link to it because I really want to watch that again

[@Darkinu2]

Last Man Standing I believe.

[@m.t.fguard8309]

@@Darkinu2 yep thank you

[@anathardayaldar]

"... dear ... journal."

[@Hydro_Aero]

"OH SHI-"

[@WallNutBreaker524]

9:29 LMAO 🤣👌

[@callisto1556]

good one

[@Robisme]

Nanotechnology, it’s good for you. 👍

[@denalozecon9074]

Stephan Baxter imagined a species determined to survive millions of years. In the large story series all stars were dying in only millions of years, but if the Silver Ghosts ( 1 meter spheres and cybernetic, maximum survival traits for space living ) did live in a Universe like this one with stars that lasted billions of years...they would probably try to survive until Heat Death or whatever is max entropy. So this story has a ten meter sphere that is like a Silver Ghost multiplied by 20 + Cyber Soldier...at least that is my impression. What is examined by the Aliens is that 10 meter sphere, but it came out of a larger Spaceship; if all the systems and the Spaceship were at full capability this would be more impressive. Even near dead and dormant it already has impressive specs.

[@deathwish9638]

Did they just describe a spartan from Halo?

[@johncunningham4820]

First Contact . And it has to be a FUCKING SPARTAN .

[@Wizyord]

Uhhhh why does this sound exactly like a space marine/terminator armor? Like. Imperium of Man????

[@AruanDrako]

Is this the narrator from Kings and Generals? If it is, oh my god, mate, you are everywhere. I love your voice but I worry you are being overworked.

[@elmateo77]

It's an AI generated narration.

[@nvfury13]

⁠@@elmateo77No, it isn’t. Netnarrator is a human being, made obvious if you listen to some of the series he narrates and breaks up into fits of laughter

[@equinsuocha8905]

Is there more stories related to this?

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

hmm... ''lest to ther own devices or courted as allies''... suggests... they have a semi standard approach if the faction/species/civilization not displays such extreme ..endurance... and military capabilities.. they are not shy about abusing that... somehow , unless its 40 k style humans... wich the humans words suggests not.... that fact alone likely make any atempts by this ..faction.. to court the humans as allies counter productive as it likely only make such humans consider it .....malicious ?... in nature just a desire to 'keep your foes close' until able to atempt brute force subjugation or such

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@lanceknowlton1871]

Obligatoire algorithm comment

[@NumeriSuntDeus]

Sounds a little too much like a spartan from halo.

[@bbjoe42279]

Spartan 1337 🤣

[@Bdady74]

Algorithm appeasement comment

[@manwiththeplan300]

People screw up so there is safeties redundancy passwords door knobs etc etc etc you stumble you fallen accidentally fall through the door instead of doing that you stumble and fall against the door instead of falling on the floor which put you in a prone position which makes it easier for someone to accidentally attack you or step on you or if someone else tripped because someone had a bad day or something and they misplaced something accidents happen things happen without your consent because reality is a mixture between order and chaos and law and as long as chaos still exists in reality renewal will always occur as long as order exist in reality chaos won't destroy everything as long as law exists in reality then chaos and owner won't be steamrolling existence balance and equilibrium and as long as freedom the four force exist people will develop grow and cherish the time I'd rather have a person who can be a multifaceted ever developing entity than have a slave which can only be used so many times and then thrown away.

[@delo1629]

:)