Best HFY Reddit Stories: The Horrors Of Humanity

[@johnathanblackwell9960]

It's never a war crime the first time.

[@justinswinehart5361]

Quackbang out!

[@kdrapertrucker]

It's never a war crime if you win the war.

[@ravenouself4181]

@@kdrapertrucker *HELL YEAH 'MURICA Intensifies*

[@jacoblee2846]

That's what she said. That's a joke pleas don't kill me

[@bellmikhailov]

​@@jacoblee2846 Hello there. I'm totally not military police. Please come with me to your new government sanctioned apartment. Everything is free including the internet unless you try to get out.

[@dethkruzer]

Planet cracking, nuclear fire, and Umbrella Corp's stock at an all time high. Sounds about right.

[@coolchrisable]

im waitting for raccon city incident to happen... its only a matter of time

[@hamsta11]

50 years of stalemate... then 10 years of reclamation.... damn we were out of practice and slow.

[@HeIsAnAli]

You forgot the occasional Colony Drop Maneuver, with occupants safely evacuated as opposed to outright gassed.

[@trexoil7774]

Needs more air strikes though

[@phantomwraith1984]

Stonks

[@garysprandel1817]

Galactic Council: very well we grant humanity oversight of the war. Humanity: OK BOYS GENOCIDE'S BACK ON THE MENU!

[@waggishmail2745]

IT CAME OFF THE MENU?!?!?!?!

[@Vsm426]

*roars of happiness

[@panan7777]

As an hors d'oeuvre, appetizer, then on to some serious things.

[@pamelasmith4230]

​@@waggishmail2745It came off the main menu onto a side menu

[@justsomeguywatchingyoutube8104]

@@pamelasmith4230 but I wanted my McDonald black holes on the main one :(

[@jake7151]

Humanity: *sees trillions of people die* Humanity: COWABUNGA IT IS!

[@wyatthermens2866]

The galaxy had met humanity and loved them. Then during war they learned of humans and feared them. Pray they allow us to stay humanity

[@mindbomber1033]

Humanity at the beginning of the war: "Two Can Play at That Game

[@hamsta11]

52 years was probably the time it took humanity to notice that the grox war was starting to interfere in humanity's own ability to keep conducting war with itself and that just would not do

[@jacobschallert8537]

Wow I haven't laughed that hard in a bit that make no and all the sense at once

[@waggishmail2745]

Love this comment

[@maxwyght1840]

The reason they promised that the war will end within a decade was because some participants of the wars that were put on hold were still alive and hoped to live to see the end of the wars they had to set aside to fight these scrubs.

[@aljeandropacheco3608]

When your keep me from enjoying my game. That's a war crime in itself

[@mycroft16]

Notice that it was the collapse of economies that prompted the decision to unilaterally take full control of the war. Despute our long and sordid history with inventive ways to murder each other... humans seem to be happiest when we can form trade deals and pet the space critters. So as entire empires saw their economies contract, buckle, and then collapse that pushed humanity into a moment of "damnit, you're effing without friends. We just want to buy amd sell things." And we destroyed them. And got back to commerce. Honestly how much do you want to bet humanity turned it's considerable inventiveness and all that war energy on recovery from the destruction we had caused? Cleaning up worlds that weren't outright vaporized etc. Putting all that genetic and robotic discovery to use fixing habitats and curing disease. It would be very like us to need to undo the necessary damage to decisively win that war forever and make sure anyone else thinking about whacking our friends thought long and hard about it. Aside from the systems we sent nova, how long do you think it took us to reterraform them, clean them up, improve things even and hand them back over to those races.

[@daz7052]

Humanity when Xenos want to kill us: We’ve practiced war on ourselves long enough. Time to make the worse wars look like child’s play

[@noname-dq9uf]

I will feel pity for anyone who will unit the earth and the knowledge and expertise onto any xeno scum

[@ChappyGrimdark]

You can't commit war crimes against xenos, they never sighed the Geneva Conventions.

[@Kestix1234]

@@ChappyGrimdark, does the Geneva Conventions even mention aliens or is it written with only humans in mind?

[@timostark5225]

Every Human in ground combat that ran out of ammo: Rip and Tear until its done!!!!

[@Type_blazenil]

Oh good we can finally stop worrying about NOT HAVING A PLANET, throw the *EXTRA-SPECIAL* angry Rock

[@JohnnyL11]

Humanity is peaceful, someone attacks. ...and one thing led to another we sucked their entire star system into a black hole.

[@kennethpryde966]

Bro, it happens. Not your fault.

[@cant_kill_me]

Finger slipped

[@jeffbradstreet9865]

FAFO!

[@zephyrstrife4668]

Hey man... I get it... Butterfingers

[@DonPatrono]

Grox: invade, pillage, destroy Humans: let us introduce you to a little something called "Geneva suggestions" *Freebird starts to play aggressively*

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

Dirty Deeds (done dirt cheap) By ACDC

[@I_Am_Vegito_]

Mississippi queen starts playing across the galaxy

[@thenoteworthy1298]

You mean the Geneva checklist

[@HotSocket]

*Geneva checklist

[@Whisper555]

Fortunate Son starts playing in the background

[@Zakvadr1995]

“An enemy that has been defeated is still an enemy. Only when everything about them, their culture, their way of life, everything is destroyed, are they truly defeated.” -some Big angry guy.

[@nairsheasterling9457]

A genocidal maniac*

[@kaydenkuah3844]

Lord commmander solar mecharius?

[@greywolf7422]

​​@@kaydenkuah3844Sounds like him.

[@alphastriker9863]

Doom guy?

[@ariffetorlase9783]

An incredibly cynical ender wiggin?

[@obsidian00]

Never confuse politeness for weakness…

[@noname-dq9uf]

Politeness is because we are afraid of what we do when we aren't 😂

[@hamsta11]

speak softly and carry a big mass driver

[@slimeinabox]

“Gia is our mother, and War is our father”

[@mycroft16]

That is an extremely good way to put that. An impossible dichotomy of character. The most gentle quiet and unassuming you'll ever meet, friends to literally everyone and everything. Amd at the same time the most terrifying wave of chaotic unimaginable death that will stop at nothing.

[@Papa_Waffles]

To quote a perfect line from a Navy Admiral. "We have awakened a sleeping giant and we filled it with a terrible resolve."

[@p.r.o.d9685]

Nice, Admiral Yamamoto

[@Papa_Waffles]

@@p.r.o.d9685 That's the name! Thank you!

[@leodecipher9223]

On Japan angering the us in WWII right?

[@dovahbear0]

​@@leodecipher9223yes, to be fair it would have been fine if the ambassadors of Japan could have decoded the 5,000 word document in time... maybe.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

I think that was the japanese Admiral Yamamoto

[@AshtonCoolman]

This is just us being friendly and helpful to the other races. They should be glad we're not at the "Humanity First", Imperium of Man level of thinking yet.

[@carlsonne2876]

yet

[@commissaryarrick9670]

Ave imperator

[@greyhunter3271]

If we go among the stars and we don't have a a humanity first mentality we aren't gonna be among them for long. Lol. Even peaceful existance would need a humanity first approach to last

[@dumotamunotonye5511]

hail the God emperah die zenos skum exterminatus

[@TheDeadRosewood]

"it was man who was made in God's image not you creature!"

[@chiggy123jsm]

Little Girl: My daddy taught me about the monsters. Riddick: I am the monsters!!!

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Riddick: And the monsters' daddies teach them about me.

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

Humanity is a caged rabid animal, from outside the cage the creature looks calm but when opened it goes berserk, and humanity has caged itself to begin with

[@zephyrstrife4668]

It's why humanity will ask you if you really want to keep the door open.

[@mycroft16]

"Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."

[@wyatthermens2866]

You met humanity and when war on this level starts that’s when you meet humans

[@BigMoTheBlackDragon]

And we received a document simply titled, "The Geneva Checklist"....

[@jonathanblair5920]

I'm not sure whether to be proud or disturbed that we seem to have checked every box. Probably a bit of both xD

[@thatotherguy8138]

@@jonathanblair5920 Nah, what's disturbing is the slightly dirty napkin stapled to the last page with a few dozen new Warcrimes to add to the list.

[@ChappyGrimdark]

​Geneva Conventions was made to protect humans from humans. Aliens are a free pass.

[@DeadlyblueEdward]

With an added warning: DO. NOT. LEAVE. CANADIAN'S. WITH. PRISONERS.

[@TheDeadRosewood]

Do. Not. Leave. Americans. AND. Canadians. Unsupervised. They. Will. Invent. New. War. Crimes.

[@peterwalls-qf7ii]

Oh my sweet children, my heart bleeds for you. Humans tried to shield you, but now you know. Peace is a lie . There is only war! Its something earth taught her children early and well.

[@Tu11iy]

Thought you were gonna cite the Sith code lol.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Peace is just the time between wars, when you rest and rebuild your forces.

[@killbot1974]

"Don't start none, won't be none." Sun Tzu

[@labella9291]

Know now this is what lay under the mask. Pray that we never have cause to turn our gaze towards you, for the one thing we cannot forgive is betrayal.

[@noname-dq9uf]

Well, we might keep the mask on since we are gasing some planet

[@carlfranz6805]

"There is nothing so peaceful as a dead troublemaker" - Keith Laumer (originator of the Bolo books and stories)

[@angrycrusader3926]

"speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far" Theodore Roosevelt

[@zhangeldy4097]

​For those who want a visual, I am pretty sure those are Grox from Spore Game. An omnicidal omni hostile empire that just wants to kill everyone who isn't Grox.

[@PanduPoluan]

Bit of a fun fact: Black holes do NOT suck. If you turn a star into a black hole, maintaining the same mass, the planets will still stay in their orbit as if nothing had happened. Sure, all the planets will quickly freeze. But other than that, nothing happens. They will keep on trundling along their invisible elliptical tracks.

[@TechNinjaSigma]

Ah Schweet, Man-made horrors beyond galactic comprehension

[@Voron_Aggrav]

Sounds like a lot of needless destruction to me, though the Grox never got explained, so there's too much we don't know

[@dalemorgan8263]

They did drop a line about humanity learning some tricks from the Grox. Implies, to me, that humanity was just better at it, and willing to hang it up when the job was done.

[@WallNutBreaker524]

War is War.

[@Voron_Aggrav]

@@WallNutBreaker524 it indeed is, but still makes me wonder why we'd go so far to destroy worlds that should've been liberated as they're former allied holdings

[@guardianofthetoasters2323]

@@Voron_Aggrav either the world is doomed, heavily occupied or simply not worth the risk and cost or my favorite one, just pure fucking hate. I can just imagine some poor bastard who lost everything waited for the right time to disobey command just to destroy the poor bastards. You really shouldn't underestimate how far people will go if they had lost everything. Reason and logic simply does not add up for them. If they can hurt the enemy, they will absofuckinglutely will

[@Voron_Aggrav]

@@guardianofthetoasters2323 mean your disobeying line of reasoning doesn't hold water as it's standard operating procedure

[@ivanelias3916]

Khorne would be proud :) DESTROY FOR THE SAKE OF DESTRUCTION!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! 💀

[@dietricranck3173]

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

[@HeIsAnAli]

HARRIERS FOR THE CUP!

[@TashdacatGaming]

Thanks for doing justice to another of my stories mate! Always nice to hear you lend a strong voice to words best said with one. And yes, for those who remember the name Grox it IS from Spore, but I didn't know that while writing it. The name was bugging me but I just assumed I'd used the species before like I did with the Lelligar. So yeah unintentional reference there :P I do quite love Sleeping Giant style stories, but I wanted to put a spin on it where humans became these horrors of war that went far beyond what "civilised war" should be in the galaxies eyes. I was tempted to do a follow up story describing the aftermath but I'm not great at sequels and tend to prefer my stories stand on their own.

[@jonathanblair5920]

Having played an unhealthy amount of Spore, I knew the minute he said the name where it was from. I find it really funny that it was by accident that you picked that name xD

[@rubles88alvarez83]

One question, you said 56 species remain out of 127. Did the Grox purge them before humanity assumed total control over the war?

[@83jrob]

This is your story??? Man I was intrigued the first 2mins this could be a badass movie or series I'd watch it

[@cthulhupolar60]

Ahhh the Grox I remember crushing them under my boot. (They were the ultimate enemy in the game "Spore")

[@WallNutBreaker524]

"Humanity, the Masters of War." 11:16 Total Destruction, that is War 💪😎👌

[@whitedawn2122]

Grox from spore moment

[@nightmarereaper5601]

As soon as I heard Grox I knew spore

[@denifnaf5874]

Oh the humanity!

[@johnathanblackwell9960]

...As a 40k fan I am confused, for us Grox are the equivlaent of modern day cows

[@OrlandoMGarcia]

Very efective but i feel this was more destruction for the sake of not dealing with Grox more than a war

[@logansmith2007]

Well I was not expecting the Grox to be here, those are from Spore

[@roxychacha3988]

Literally scrolled till I saw someone say where they are from lmao

[@orlandobritt1460]

When fighting monsters send a bigger one

[@archdornan4389]

Human Imperium, best imperium.

[@krevor4095]

Parabellum: If you desire Peace, Prepare for War

[@DjanniKuzo]

Si vis pacem, para bellum = If you want peace, prepare for war🤗

[@siegebreaker4120]

Why do Humans remind me so much of Orks from 40k? Like, when there's no active target for us, we proactively kill each other for almost no reason, but when there's actually something to kill or 'pacify' it's total war

[@Fuxy22]

The answer is simple... don't start none and there will be none... plus there is no better tool to bring a human ilto the negotiation table than another human so you have nothing to worry about as long a the cause is half decent.

[@jdtheone]

Never mistake kindness for weakness always a major mistake with humans

[@psychodeath7616]

Idk why but humanity being seen as a genocidal monster just makes me happy and excited

[@carnorjax007]

9:46 This is War. In War there is but Victory or Death, and We will achieve Victory. Bruh I must have listened to just that part about 100 times. It just hit different. Right to my Core. Iam also reminded of a quote I saw on Dr.who. when the half human half dalek Sek said Humans have a Genius for war.....how very Dalek of them....

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

Good men don't need rules, don't make me show you why I have so many. I hope that is the right quote.

[@charnor2727]

​@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 Madame Kovarian: The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules. The Doctor: Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

@@charnor2727 that was the quote I was trying for, thank you.

[@De4thHunter117]

Never anger the murder monkeys

[@himalayansaltlamp9370]

just another tuesday in a human's eyes

[@ryansauchuk7290]

Humans: we'll settle this the old navy way, First guy to die loses

[@Jet-ij9zc]

It took us 50 years to accept that the geneva convention is limited to human v human conflicts

[@oldschooldiy3240]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Letting the cat out of the bag"....

[@coolchrisable]

shit this sounds like one intense stellaris game

[@hamsta11]

At that point we probably did hand it off to a 13-yo gamer kid on Terra who got sick of commanding forces virtually by the time he hit 23 and decided to up-end the board and win against an enemy that was too stubborn to concede.

[@someasiandude4797]

Oh boy were Lockheed Martin share holders happy

[@onerxowns2202]

Fear us, but follow

[@Birdperson12041]

Hey in our defense, they never signed the Geneva Conventions.

[@cazador7131]

They started it.

[@stephenaustin142]

Humanity , fu#k yeah !

[@krimsonsun10]

who is tired of condescending Xenos screaming for help when they are being massacred and enslaved, and then calling us monsters 🤣

[@lumberluc]

They should meet the Kreigsman.

[@mycroft16]

They didn't scream for help though. They actively fought against letting us do it until we simply said "this is no longer a request. We are taking control. We will take back every millimeter from them and we will do it in less than a decade. You're welcome in advance, and we are truly sorry for what you are about to witness. Truly, we are."

[@thegrimcritic5494]

“Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus.”

[@ender_slayer3]

The best way to defeat an enemy, is to make him your friend.

[@hellboundchaoscommand7567]

Allow me to share one of my favorite quotes from a book that had a bunch of aliens try to invade earth only for not only the army invading them to be massacred but a code released that had every ship that species ever made self destruct: “What sort of creature would do a thing like that? Kill an entire army when peace is still on the table? What sort of species would even conceive such a notion, wiping out their enemy without prudence or partiality? It’s the same one that fell upon your people the moment they landed. A species born of war and conflict, with millenia to hone their skills and the darkest parts of their souls. You would shrivel in disgust to know what we have done to each other, for crimes no greater than a hue of skin or a place of birth. What did you think would be waiting for monstrous invaders such as yourselves? (Character turns to face camera that is broadcasting to the entire known universe) My advice earlier was genuine. It is indeed prudent not to start a war with the galaxy’s most dangerous species. Only, the Wrexwren are not the holders of that title. They are a simple, brute force: effective at their own tasks, yet inherently limited by their own rules. No, the true danger would be creatures capable of planning, deception, and untold death, all wi the out a moment’s pause. An imagination that can conceive of such terrible ideas, the sort no decent species would consider, let alone put into use. Being who can justify any atrocity, so long as they come out on top. Meet humanity: the most twisted, murderous, foul species in the entire cosmos. We are the ones you should have avoided conflict with. Now, you get to be a warning for the rest of the galaxy, a tale to tell over whatever the alien versions of campfires are. The once mighty Wrexwren, destroyed by one simple, poor decision: they decided to fuck with Earth.”

[@wadejohnson4468]

2:27 Ayyyy, a Spore reference

[@catweed360]

Is it me or does the grox come from spore the video game?

[@juhasznagyjozsef]

For the Narrator.

[@randomguy3080]

So basically we went full on Eren rumbling mode on them

[@JohnJBrowne11209]

This is the story of the wrath of humanity.

[@carlchapman4053]

WAR..... War Never Changes!

[@michakosinski1803]

"War war never chandes " Fallout 1

[@DarylFroggy]

Grox... Blowing up planets and stars? This is a story about Spore Space Stage isn't it?

[@ashslaa]

The Grox opened Pandoras Box and released the sleeping beast with in.

[@broEye1]

One thing I dislike about these sort of HFY stories is that they often miss some crucial points. Yes, humans are capable of immense destruction, but we're also capable of more than enough compassion that as a whole we would reject such an immense scale of atrocity. More to the point however, we're also frugal with that destruction. When we perform an act of extreme brutality, we do it just once or twice, in a way that will instantaneously demonstrate to not only our current enemy but also potential future enemies just how dangerous we can be. There's no need to level an entire nation, just crush a few cities so quickly, so completely, so far beyond the nation's capacity to stop it, that they have to recognize the folly of continuing conflict. Humans can and will commit great atrocities, yes, but we know how to use a scalpel to greater effect than any sledgehammer.

[@guardianofthetoasters2323]

I disagree. If there is an interstellar nation that would allow the murder entire species (considering only 50+ remained from the original 120+) we would probably pummel it into submission. Not to mention the lost of human life, I think we would be less lenient at that point

[@broEye1]

@@guardianofthetoasters2323 We'd certainly fight them, and we'd fight hard, but looking at our history we generally wouldn't launch biological weapons or WMDs on near the sort of scale described here. What's described here is a kid throwing knives around all willy-nilly with no regard as to when it hits a villain and when it hits an innocent, or how many knives were wasted in the process. We typically aim more to a better degree of precision, choosing when and how to strike to get the greatest amount of impact from the smallest amount of effort and loss. In the cases where we do go more intense, it's typically due to tactics specifically designed to make it difficult to impossible to avoid alternatives, like mixing civilian and military locations so thoroughly that you can't attack the latter without crushing the former. I'm not saying we wouldn't thoroughly crush an enemy like that, it's just that we know how to be more efficient at it.

[@pleaseenteranamelol711]

Ŵe already have stories like that. I want to see some genocide obliteration horror stories. This is what i like. If anything, this isnt quite cruel enough for my taste.

[@InfernoDragon1]

To be fair the Grox had apparently genocided several worlds worth of people, trillions if not quadrillions of lives extinguished out of sheer hatred for all life other than their own race. Over half of the various races of the galaxy were brought to extinction by the Grox. So humanity brought down the hammer of retribution on the Grox deciding that, for the sake of the galactic civilization, they couldn’t be allowed to exist and wiped them out entirely by any horrific means necessary. TL;DR humanity saw what the Grox were doing and had a flashback to the horrors of Nazi Germany and gave the Grox a collective middle finger in the form of every war crime in the Geneva Convention and made some new ones.

[@hamsta11]

something something Genghis Khan

[@macpurdy]

For the algorithm and the Narrator.

[@LarryDaLobstah]

You know it’s gonna be a good one when you hear this music in the background

[@williamy3947]

This was a pretty friendly galaxy. Didnt really make humanity feel threatened and allowed it to expand and emigrate galaxy wide peacefully. That is, until a Stellaris crisis wide event occurs and humanity decided to open up a galactic sized can of whoop ass.

[@captiancholera8459]

This feels like my average stellaris play through, chill in early and mid game, and then help “hold off” the crisis until I get bored and crush it

[@vexxen8232]

having played more than mi fair share of spore hearing grox made me do a double take

[@bruhbruh1606]

the Grox? Spore reference sighted!

[@KuDastardly]

This kinda reminds me of what Scipio was willing to do just to flush out Hannibal from the peninsula to an extent.

[@waggishmail2745]

That made WW1 seem like Childs play

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@cooperlittlehales6268]

9:23 that's not how black holes work. If you make a star into a black hole, the orbits of the planets and everything in the system will be uneffected. The only thing it will do is cause all of the planets to freeze over.

[@Sanquinity]

Yea too many people seem te think black holes are some kind of space vacuum sucking everything in. They're not. Newly formed ones are objects with the same gravity as what the star had (minus the mass of the expelled outer layers), only concentrated in a very small area. Older ones are the same + added gravity from whatever other matter it managed to make fall inside of it. So yea, if anything, planets around the star would move further outwards or even leave orbit entirely.

[@mycroft16]

Yes but only in terms of gravitational changes. The act of collapsing a star, literally overcoming neutron degeneracy amd creating a singularity... that unleashes enough energy that a supernova actually outshines its entire host galaxy for several weeks to months. Do you know what that level of radiation does to a planetary system? And any planetary systems within about 150 to 300 lightyears? It sterilizes them. Down to the core. It's own system will be blasted by the actual outer layers of the star being blown apart and forming a planetary nebula a few lightyears in size. Million degree clouds of plasma with masses in the trillions of tons utterly wrecking planets as they blow past at significant fractions of the speed of light. Heating the interstellar medium itself to the point where it literally glows in UV, xray and gamma wavelengths for DECADES just to balance out the energy unleashed. Yeah, gravity won't change... but there is nothing alive for next next several billion years within that star system. And a solid chance the planets themselves were completely vaporized by a blast wave thay can not be imagined.

[@Judas672]

War... war, never changes.

[@scarletrhine4510]

I once derailed a TPK. My party had just finished a near deadly encounter and we were beat up. We go into this farmhouse to rest & recover. Our DM, being a cheating bastard, had about four shadows attack our party. Earlier we fought another STR draining monster & I had bearly enough strength to lift my weapon (this will Be apparent later). I the first to be hit and my STR was lowered to where I couldn't even left my weapon. Well a few rounds go by and the number of shadows grows by one as one party member was killed. While waiting for my turn I reviewed the spells I had available and found one that made me smile. When it came my turn I said, "I'm going to shed a little light on the subject." The DM started to go on to the next player I repeated what I said a second time. One of the other players began to chuckled as he relised what I said. Annoyed I said, "I am casting light." I remember the look of shock on his face as he realized the tables had turned as with that spell as it took away all the advantages the mosters had. My party slew the monsters. The DM was robed of a TPK with one spell

[@Mountain8ear]

It's just better to be our friends.

[@vorgeschichte713]

*Spore flashbacks*

[@Roo0ooD]

i liked that story

[@Meme-Republic]

Prequel of Dark Age of Technology:

[@georgechernoff4433]

I’m doing my part!

[@TateMerry-d3y]

Eulalia Springs

[@yellow9028]

Yo

[@slimeinabox]

Finally someone references the Grox

[@reissfoster4439]

I can put this into four words "dont fuck with humanity"

[@SocialBubblia]

Grox? I didn't know this was spore gameplay.

[@eduardtulea8301]

Grox ??? deammm Spore reference 😂😂

[@bobdrennan488]

We like to scrimmage but love a good away game.

[@Phyrior]

'The Horrors of Humanity', or 'Good Fences Make Good Neighbors'.

[@simpeldisaster4533]

We choose not to make war because we're good at it?

[@crowsenpai5625]

“The Grox came.” Spore?

[@nachoakajrod]

You want to eat with me? Okay. I take you to war😂😂😂😂😂

[@liamflanagin7134]

the Grox are from spore!

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

humans fight in intergallactic war for 50 years.Alien humans havent fought in a galactic war before . lmfao

[@Talk-Hub]

geneva checklist

[@guardianangel7589]

Anyone hear stormtroopers by sabaton?

[@vexxama]

Less HFY and more humanity, TF?!

[@racingmomma]

for the algorithm

[@13thBear]

That story was particularly scary when you think about it. Just how true is it?