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[@nk_3332]

Xenos: How did you develop FTL? You lack the math to calculate the necessary constants. Human: We stole it from some pirates after we boarded their ships. Xenos (tentacle palms): Of course you did.

[@mrbuttocks6772]

Thing is, even if humanity hadn't stolen it, simply seeing it being used would not only tell them its possible but give them some much needed data to start.

[@SirPlocks]

Most powerful alien: (shoots) Human ship: chuckles and shoots back

[@plat6164]

Goodness. A kungfu panda reference, really

[@Darkinu2]

Well, this story has my curiosity... Anyone know if there's a part 2? Update: There is a part 2. 🎉🎉

[@tonyjohn477]

Yes there is a part 2. it was releasted 4 months ago but sadly no part 3 as of yet. Edit lol sorry i somehow missed what you said at the end.

[@asahearts1]

Nice

[@10mov63]

@@tonyjohn477 do u have a link? Cuz I can’t find it

[@jozza923]

​@@10mov63type into google "r/hfy Unintended First Contact"

[@Ale_10010]

​@@tonyjohn477link plz

[@shadowstalker130666]

Okay, this is a damn good first chapter

[@scotteggert9820]

Oh, Sh*t! someone caught the attention of Death's own Children. Humanity now has new prey to pursue.

[@Flynn217something]

6:08 you can hear the narrator barely keeping the laughter out of the reading.

[@mysteriesofthestranger5360]

Here's hoping zorg pumped his fist into the air 😂

[@petrimal]

Blood for the Blood- hmm ... Skull for the Skull throne! Comment for the Algorithm!!! milk for the Khorne flakes :3

[@robertojimenez8043]

I found a reference

[@ghosty5478]

yep

[@ArchonSG1]

Sounds like a fantastic start to a new series

[@johnnymellon7414]

Welcome to the USG Ishimura

[@Groza_Dallocort]

Then it was the PDC that took the ship out

[@ChrisRetsialg13Glaister]

7:47 Nice callback to the Expanse episode "Remember the Cant." Now all I can see is the MCRN Donnager straight up deleting that ship, looking forward to part 2.

[@amtrak1008]

My thoughts exactly! A Donnager class battleship sounds about right for the scale…

[@kfeltenberger]

Knoif? You call that a knoif? *THIS* is a knoif!

[@IcyMan143]

Holy shit I just looked at the upload dates this dude is crazy… keep up the GREAT work I’m addicted !!!

[@todd3458]

Bobby Draper

[@SupCom78]

i hope there is a second part and thx for uploading good as always.

[@archygrey9093]

Part two is on reddit, but part 3 is yet to come out.

[@wyrmhand]

Where is the next chapter :)

[@Ice4smaster]

This can be a series Edit: so you say it is, well then *gets an order for large quantity of popcorn* got to be ready for more.

[@dokidaddy1056]

Arrrggghhh. Great story but I hope, REALLY HOPE there is more! I hate cliffhangers.

[@archygrey9093]

There is a part two on reddit, however that was 4 months ago and part 3 has yet to come out.

[@callisto1556]

Good one

[@zaniwoob]

Well mr netnarrator this is a very fine first chapter of a series that is🎉 500 episodes.

[@peterwalls-qf7ii]

Everyone is gangsta until the Martians show up! Intriguing ! Form the comments i gather this is a series? Pity the author seems to have abandoned it.

[@Ice4smaster]

Martians, hmmm, mentioned when fired the presumably railgun, purple. Maybe some influence of the Expanse would be amazing.

[@Karvoc]

I really want more.

[@phxJohn2010]

Overall, a great story. Mechanically, there were some errors in the writing (like unnecessary redundancies), but overall not enough to detract from the tale. Id like to hear more of this one for sure!

[@thecat3428]

huh

[@Xtimeti]

6:09 "Finaly a worthy opponent !!" Heh nice meme refrence

[@rexmann1984]

You're an absolute workhorse on the weekends. 😊 TY

[@velo1215]

6:10 "finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!"-Tai lung and genshin_impact reference

[@IcyMan143]

I’d love for DUST to take some of these that make some short films

[@rodrigorubio8918]

Is there more coming? Good cliffhanger

[@obsidian00]

MORE!!!

[@legodoc1853]

Ah, good old Mars being the first

[@Peeser87]

Does anyone know what happened to the HFY Shorts Playlist?🤔 I can't find it anywhere in his Playlist options :/

[@AlanMyronPrivate]

is there a continuation??

[@allbutnothing3872]

It’s the damn martians 😒

[@denifnaf5874]

6:10

[@duhamelvelez807]

Kung fu panda refrence XD.

[@SpectroliteDS]

No way did he just quote Tai Lung

[@zupaschnitzel3300]

6:11 I see what you did there

[@vapaman3353]

Im sad. He released at Chapter 2 and nothing after that. Its been 6 months since chapter 2

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice 🎉

[@MizuMing]

Oh man~ you had to steal the line from Kung Fu Panda? Tsk tsk.

[@epicandawesome1337]

Honestly, I'm not a big fan of this one. It's not bad, but not as good as the others. The whole trope of humans being unbeatable terrors with no apparent weakness just makes them 'Mary Sue' characters. I know it's HFY, but having some obstacles for humans to overcome goes a long way.

[@chongwillson972]

@Nóri if HFY humans were in dnd they would have resistances to all damage types (take half damage) have plus 2 in all stats and also gets 3 feats all at level one...

[@andresmarrero8666]

I agree. It is nice that we aren't blown away by everyone but there should be a balance.

[@Struthio_Camelus]

Second!

[@dojoninjasamurai4745]

Third.

[@astroturf5549]

I'm not sure why but hearing that meme in a story just made me not care about the story