Best HFY Sci-Fi Stories: Sensory Assault

[@Primearch-GG]

"xeno date night" kit is going to turn into a standard anti lehkaran boarding measure once this gets out...😎

[@Zsoltosz1]

or plausible excuse for having it XD

[@Primearch-GG]

@@Zsoltosz1 only for humans.😘

[@rfactor1502]

Prom Night Protocol

[@andrewerickson6690]

What was the cologne lol

[@kalebb1226]

Bro used Sex Panther cologne.

[@dagger341]

Ah, yes. The tried and true tactic of making your enemies strengths into crippling weaknesses. Truly masterful!

[@loganshaw4527]

How cheap was the cologne or does the bad fancy cologne just a bad mix of alot of smells and cologne put to gather?

[@Have_some_plasma]

@@loganshaw4527 Ehh, just mix 5-17 flavors of cologne, pour that _concoction_ in the main vent system and pray that nobody chokes.

[@dagger341]

@@loganshaw4527 it doesn't even have to be bad/cheap cologne. If you put a LOT of it in any one spot, sensitive noses will struggle.

[@anathardayaldar]

Maybe it was Axe Body Spray.

[@AFancyApe]

humans when they notice the death alien has epilepsy, and the human in question, has access to the light switch

[@wbrennan2253]

Flash-bang grenades with mercaptopurine. (Artificial skunk scent) Part of your new anti boarding kit.

[@ViktorRzh]

Be mercifull. Poor xenos are just slavers - not genosidal empire worth chemical weapons.

[@rydergolde3169]

I'm pretty sure some liquid ass would also do wonders

[@GreenDude_Gaming]

Don't forget louders on your guns. The opposite of silencers.

[@ViktorRzh]

@@GreenDude_Gaming Are this like funels on the end of the gun? I belive the original intent was to help with reloading process.

[@GreenDude_Gaming]

@@ViktorRzh considering you reload using a clip I don't see what attaching something to the front of the gun will do.

[@jeffreyharris3440]

This was great. I love these types of HFY stories. These are far better than the "overwhelming weight of human military complex" types of stories. Stories of wit, planning, and outmaneuvering are far better.

[@Edmar_Thorn]

Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy the stories about waking the beast on the edge of the void, but stealing a pirate ship through the use of Black Sabbath and cheap cologne? Can't beat that XD

[@rodgemic]

That date night kit had cheap gas station cologne in it lol

[@InterstellarRoadtripper2689]

The way it dives into how our senses define our reality is fascinating. It got me thinking-how differently would we experience the world if our senses were enhanced or even diminished?

[@snaky1107]

I can tell you I got hyper sensitivity so nose ears are more sensitive like a dogs and it’s both good and bad lol especially in the lab

[@brianbarber5401]

New standard equipment: Portable party box containing: Amplified speaker system Strobe light Disco ball with multiple laser light Fog machine High end version contains: Excessive amplifier power Magnesium strobe lights “Enhanced” laser levels Scented fog “additives”

[@loganshaw4527]

Vip equipment "earth environment" Macro heater to bring max temperature to 140°F for small ships for a few hours or 120°F for small ships for a few days. Macro air conditioner to bring min temperature to -80°F for small ships for a few hours. Or -50° for small ships for a few days.

[@Have_some_plasma]

Military standard anti-boarding kit contains: Portable micro-environment system capable of quickly raising or lowering the temperature of a small-medium ship to 56 degees Celsius (about 133 Fahrenheit) and -89 degrees Celsius (around -128 Fahrenheit) and changing the air humidity from a relative 0 (about 0,37%) to somewhere around 80%. Heavy speaker system along with copies of the most grating and demoralizing sounds for every known species (and also some great rock soundtracks but we don't talk about that). Magnesium strobe lights and strobe light strips. Fog/scent machine with our special _concoction_ (artificial skunk aroma, criminally cheap gas station cologne, artificial scent of rotting meat/eggs/fish). Caltrops with separate bottles of sedatives or paralyzing neurotoxin.

[@jamesaaron1533]

And flashbangs

[@PocoToro]

Galactic law 155763.2456, "All vessels plying the void will have human security officers."

[@fishfightgo6559]

aliens: wonder what type of slave will humans make, and how much can we get from the human government for the humans. scenario 1. humans: sensory assault. scenario 2. human government: eradicate.

[@widdershins5383]

…..those sound like one scenario to me

[@loganshaw4527]

If wolf's we will make them into pets if werewolfs we will keep them has war rivals for fun. We love a great hunt as well.

[@fishfightgo6559]

@@widdershins5383 oh the first scenario is the story, but the second scenario is if the humans where captured. (In this scenario the slaver aliens aren't stupid and in place of boarding the ship, they just took the ship, like picking up a box.)

[@maxwyght1840]

​@@loganshaw4527The furries will be going crazy

[@Corvidknows]

This is a great "adapt and overcome" story, I enjoyed the touch of McGuyver.

[@tobiasmoller3837]

a follow up where the ambassador interviews the 2 humans would be funny

[@SpineBones]

"their striped muzzles were a bit too long and opened a bit too wide" Tasmanian tiger aliens?

[@loganshaw4527]

Werewolfs?

[@dr.disaster6235]

Literally had to pause and start up "Iron Man" before going on. \m/

[@loganshaw4527]

Lol the other Ironman songs are rock.

[@Zaluskowsky]

😂😂😂😂

[@gibthegrey2214]

Those poor bastards heightened senses just means heightened weaknesses

[@kingnekogon]

Two humans (and some hangers on) vs 20 "Apex Predator" pirates? Good news boys, we're in a target rich environment!

[@AnikaJarlsdottr]

I dunno why, but hearing you say "Fuzzy handcuffs and lube" made me laugh more than it really should have. I am immature I know, I just couldn't stop giggling for a solid 5 minutes.

[@66Lynnie]

I knew it was going to end in tears for the xenos

[@EeBee51]

One of those funny coincidences. The next KZbin suggestion after this story was "Disney Smells"...😊😁

[@SaberFox-xo5jf]

Nooooo, that can't be all of it! I want to see what the harbor masters reaction to it would be!

[@zefellowbud5970]

metal music weakness of anyone with good hearing lmao

[@widdershins5383]

MAKE IT LOUD!! SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR METAL AMONG YOUR PITIFUL KIND!!

[@andmos1001]

That’s not metal…

[@zefellowbud5970]

@@andmos1001 fair enough i don't really listen to much metal and rock.

[@andmos1001]

@@zefellowbud5970 it’s most likely from the “alien date night kit” so you can make a good idea what kind of music it is

[@nebulisnoobis102]

@@andmos1001it was specifically mentioned to be black sabboth in the story

[@Grim-HEX]

I see the lynx brand of body spray survives all the way into space travel.

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

Sounds like someone had a bottle of the old sex panther

[@Attaxalotl]

That's like the third best Black Sabbath song!

[@howardchambers9679]

For UK watchers, Lynx. As soon as he said about it, I was reminded of my teenage son covered in the stench of teenage hormones and Lynx.

[@jofknoll]

iron man is a bit slow for sonic assault i would recommend pitchshifter microwaved lol

[@jamesaaron1533]

And the sounds of Black Sabbath!

[@ghostofwolfmoonmani3877]

i would have put Rammstein on but you can't go wrong with Black Sabbath

[@ChildofVitalani]

Disturbed; Deify, maybe?

[@kathylecluyse7820]

All hail Ozzy!

[@davidpoole7098]

60% of the time, it works every time.

[@nocteraeterna2200]

Should have played "Disturbed - The Vengeful one" That music is almost a declarition of exterminarion Black sabath is cool and all But to instil terror i would go with disturbed "Im the hand of god Im the dark messiah Im the vengeful one" Edit: thanks for the correction, i wroted the title wrong

[@truekurayami]

Black Sabath is better for a target unaware of what can happen like in this story. Disturbed is better for the filth you can barely be bothered with leaving alive. Two Steps from Hell or the Doom Sound Tracks are best for when you plan on no survivors save for hostages.

[@KungfooBucket]

Songs called "The Vengeful One"

[@nocteraeterna2200]

@@truekurayami 100% agree

[@nocteraeterna2200]

@@KungfooBucket thanks man, it passed over my head when i wroted

[@leyrua]

I'm just imagining the range of reactions that are going to occur once the security team boards the ships. Initially wondering if it's a joke, then disgusted and wondering what the hell happened, and then going pale as they see the prisoners and realize that they were telling the truth. Followed by a very long debriefing.

[@mcsleuthburgur1034]

If you're not willing to commit war crimes to your own ship, you're not willing to win

[@boxorak]

Ah yes, the Tony Stark method of Anti-Pirate contingencies.

[@GreenDude_Gaming]

If you really wanted to blow their eardrums you should have played a monsters Incorporated bass boosted.

[@anathardayaldar]

Wa that Axe Body Spray ?

[@alternetic3833]

Ah yes, Black Sabbath, my favorite pirating countermeasure

[@Darkinu2]

Ah yes. The old Human tactic of improvised weaponry. This is gonna be good.

[@maxwyght1840]

Not wearing vaccuum gear while boarding an enemy vessel seems like a bad idea

[@CraigCsfshrink]

AXE wielding humans.

[@markscheutzow3446]

Love it!🤣

[@matthewshiers9038]

Great work NetNarrator! It's nice to see channels like yours that still employ the use of an actual human reader instead of an AI robot. I need to ask: How do you source your thumbnail images? I hate AI-generated art, but tend to forgive stuff that's sourced ethically and with credit given to artists.

[@VulcanHeStan]

Lots of the art looks like screenshots from various sci fi films and tv shows. One of them's the Council Chambers from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Another looks like the ship from Battlestar Galactica.

[@Mark73]

A little disappointed that NN just spoke the lyrics instead of singing them.

[@eleklovatka7666]

Most likely he couldn't due to copyright issues. 😂 (Or at least, that's what I'm going to tell myself)

[@andmos1001]

@@eleklovatka7666actually legally he can sing it, as singing is taken as an interpretation of expression. That means you can sing any song with lyrics and call that specific sound yours

[@eleklovatka7666]

@@andmos1001 hmmm... In that case: his singing can open a portal to hell and satan would come through like "Yo, what's up NN? Cursed Heaven! You sang lyrics again? How many times do I have to tell you not to summon me without a reason!"

[@AndrenTyr]

Why so manny of AI power channels now popup? and I will try keep my Suport to @NetNarrator

[@MetalheadAndNerd]

Cheap content. A script that prompts ChatGPT for stories is quicker than human authors. And matching the terrible quality of half of the HFY genre also isn't too hard.

[@GhostoftheSnow271]

Instead of Ironman it should’ve been acid rave beats with accompanying light show

[@Christ_Is_Lord_88]

Furry handcuffs and lube, and just like I'm rooting for the aliens

[@loganshaw4527]

Sus antialien plan alien date ight.

[@DasHeino2010]

Good story!

[@DanJones-np8xb]

Five minutes in. Conclusion. Space Kitty's.

[@DanJones-np8xb]

BLACK SABBATH!!! HELL YEAH!

[@Cassiel75]

I MUST KNOW! What is the cologne!?=? I simply must.😀😀😀😶‍🌫

[@Zaluskowsky]

Heavy on Moschus I d say

[@robertschumacher2707]

Too bad the guards didn't have flashbangs. Really hard to fight when your eardrums are ruptured and you have spots the size of houses floating in your eyes.

[@anathardayaldar]

Reminds me of the good old days of HFY before the ai generated stories too over.

[@user-sq5mr8ut1o]

Is the audio gone?

[@user-sq5mr8ut1o]

NVM, my tech was acting weird

[@elmateo77]

"Only" 2 humans...

[@Killertomatoes13]

Old AXE commercials.

[@Edmar_Thorn]

Me: A D&D 5e player... GNOLLS?!?!?!?!? Time for kill. >:D

[@madi4642]

They are going to have a trauma

[@bananabreadguy7960]

So. Whats the smell like?

[@saparotrob7888]

I am Czar of all the Russias.

[@commodoregoat1085]

begaydocrime

[@JohnThomas-ut3go]

With the perception of how Biden has handled Israel and the Tik Tok ban happening the way it did I am concerned that in to many key states there will be enough negative voter turn out to lose elections the democrats should have won. Not just the presidency.

[@MarcZachman]

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[@Xgamerdad]

60% of the time, it works every time.