Best HFY Sci-Fi Stories: The Voices Of Weapons

[@siemvdv05]

I was expecting the f22 raptor to say would you intercept me I’d intercept me

[@SoMuchFacepalm]

LET ME F*CKING EAT!!!

[@josephaskins1996]

Tbf this story was written before that meme took off.

[@918guy]

I need some meat in my diet!

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

♪When I get high, I get high on Speed, Mach 2 Bumblebee's a drug to me...♪ Raptor repeating it's theme song...

[@SirPlocks]

Wut grandpa buff say

[@firedirewolf]

I imagine just how terrified that B52 would have started talking through the dwarf as "here comes the sun" levels of angry. Buff is nearly 100 years old and even the Japanese believe a weapon over a hundred has its own soul... Then some dwarf adds a little magic and potentially dies feeding it mana lol

[@wstavis3135]

It won't be 100 for another 30 years.

[@firedirewolf]

@@wstavis3135 in a time scale of galactic level events, not long. Though I get your point as I didn't specify how "near" that was.

[@LA-fb6pw]

Yer if they touched a B52 or retired flying fortress the their mind would melt.

[@commandertrigger218]

the B-52 is one of the only planes as old (if not older I got to check the numbers) then the A-10 though meant for 2 different missions the would both not hesitate to flatten the enemy in the way of the grunts

[@firedirewolf]

@@commandertrigger218 20 years older than the warthog, almost exactly even as the A10 was made in May 10th, 1972, and the B 52 was made in April 15, 1952, so 20 years and just shy of a month older.

[@iliadnetfear2586]

Dwarf: *Touches B-52* Grandpa Buff: "Well, I was hoping for Space War 1, but I'll settle for Interdementional War 1."

[@aardvarkqq]

The first time I heard this narrated it ended with a sound bite of an A-10 singing the song of its people.

[@SoMuchFacepalm]

Ngl, was expecting that ,and it sounds like would hard as fuuuuu!!

[@Nevir202]

Wish this had too

[@andrewerickson6690]

That actually brought me to tears wow

[@maxwyght1840]

I love how "Song of its people" IMMEDIATELY translates in people's heads to specific sounds depending on context, and the sentence itself disappears behind the sound. When someone writes "My husky is singing the song of its people", when you reach the "song" part, you stop hearing the words, but instead hear Howling. When you say that about an A10, you immediately hear the BRRRRRTTT

[@vexile1239]

Brrrrttt

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

If I remember correctly. If you’re on the ground. The first brrt is the sound of the bullets hitting the target. The second is the sound of the gun catching up. Getting to hear either means you weren’t the target.

[@ZM1306]

Or you got lucky.... or your the next pass.....

[@andmos1001]

Or you are in the correct side

[@elimtevir1]

same with a Vulcan cannon, or better yet Spectre

[@patraic5241]

One of the eerie things about the A-10 is you don't really hear it until it's attack run is past you and it goes defensive to come around for it's next pass. The first time I heard it in training in send a cold chill down my spine because I understood what the meant to it's targets.

[@bloodvue]

Being on the right side is not something that stops US aircraft from firing on you​@@andmos1001

[@RTanna89]

Dwarf: touches f22 F22: Would you intercept me? Is intercept me. I'd intercept me hard.

[@Jamhael1]

Dwarf: "What in the fookin' Ancestors Name YOU DO TO THESE?"

[@radfordra]

"would you intercept me?" *Smacks lips* "I'd intercept me!"

[@alexfranz817]

I'm glad somebody beat me to it

[@Logajam.]

​@hyndscs Was thinking an Iowa myself. Or the Constitution herself.

[@pheonixblue01]

No, no. You know the Kid would be yelling “THERE WAS ALIENS?!” Like that one time he didn’t get to shoot a satellite.

[@deepdragon2]

I'd intercept me....

[@ctsquad501st3]

W REFERENCE... THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

[@taitano12]

One error: The F-22 HATES its showhorse life. The few military pilots I've known say that the one thing that the F-22s want is to leave that tent and get dirty. They recognize that they are actually on equal footing with the "grunts" but, as any highborn will tell you, it's difficult to actually feel that "equal importance" thing if you're not allowed to play with the commoners. The stealth nature of The Kid's purpose is why it has to be treated as more fragile than it is. And carousing like that Warthog gets to risks revealing way too many secrets. The Kid knows that being superior in so many ways does not make it better, and wishes for the combat that would make it plane to see. That would make it feel like the part of the team it objectively knows it is. To use its stealth to find targets for the Warthog, to escort the 14s and 15s, and support the ground troops in some way... Perhaps with recon or escorting supply drops. Arrogance can be depressing to one who has not earned it. BTW, any good tool user, from soldiers to Smiths, to woodworkers have the abilities of these Dwarven Listeners. And a pilot that can't hear their plane speaking is like a Captain that can't hear his ship - it will not go well with them. The host must have recognized what the Dwarf was doing when it touched The Kid, and knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he showed him the Warthog. He should introduce the Dwarf Listener to Grandpa Buff. An original, experienced model that has SEEN things. 😈

[@truekurayami]

What the dwarf got was one new enough it still thought it was a Mustang, even though it is a show horse.

[@theangrygermanlad1328]

Grandpa Buff: hehe. Ive killed more people than cancer Dwarf: cancer? Buff: one of the deadliest diseases. Still not more deadly than me I tell ya!

[@phyrath5]

​@theangrygermanlad1328 if the Dwarf touched Buff I don't think they'd be making it home. If nothing else the degree of stress seeing the kind of devestation they can do causing a major breakdown.

[@wbrennan2253]

B-52s are going to be around for a long time more. Nothing available fills it's role.

[@firedirewolf]

As someone who operates heavy equipment all day, I felt that about the machines, they will let you know everything about it in motion. ... I really wanted to see them touch grampa Buff though lol

[@Nevir202]

Just this once, should have done SFX and grabbed a clip of the A-10's gun for that last line lol

[@McKavian]

That's what I was thinking.

[@cephkit]

Same, though I figure it probably adds a layer to content rights that may be beyond Narrator’s scope

[@risingwind8943]

No officer in the military would would EVER speak ill of the A10. It's a beast. It can fly even when shot to pieces. Foot soldiers ADORE the A10.

[@gregkelmis2435]

There’s been several high-ranking officers who have been over the decades, paid to kill the A10. Yeah, I wonder how much they were paid. KZbin stop changing my posts. Posts.

[@Di3Leberwurst]

Just make sure not to stand near any British soldiers.

[@Just_Gun_Lover]

Damh, мне интересно что бы было если этот дварф потрогал "Грача" Су-25 если не ошибаюсь

[@Just_Gun_Lover]

I am to lazy to translate it but I can do it if asked

[@Leapyean]

​@@Just_Gun_Lover probably laugh...

[@Roosauec]

Other council races: "They don't use sword or bow, their armor couldn't stop a sewing needle, and they have no magic to speak of! How could you possibly Entertain that we would lose to these humans?!" Dwarf: "*YOU DIDN'T TOUCH GRANDPA BUFF!*" Council races: "...who?"

[@Nempo13]

Bahahaha the plane that changes topography.

[@MymMars]

@@Roosauec topography and war crimes.

[@Critter68]

I can see it now: Elven map makers working feverishly to update the maps. A message bearer runs up and passes one a scroll. EMM: "Oh, for fuck's sake! We haven't finished the changes from yesterday!"

[@iliadnetfear2586]

"They certainly broke the mold when they made you."

[@williamcastro3017]

If You see Grandpa Buff smiling at You,RUN! And. A A10 will not be far behind!

[@valashar5313]

Ah, the A-10: The best WMD with a plane attached ever made by a washing machine company that can drop itself out of the sky if it ever gets too trigger happy.

[@cReWpOsT]

"One spins to make something clean, the other thing spins to make something disappear"

[@jacebralor71]

"Dr. Gatling got the design right way back in the 1860's. We just upsized it and strapped on an electric motor"

[@AceCambat]

That's definitely an accurate description

[@Jamhael1]

One is to clean, the other is to CLEANSE.

[@MIronLance]

@@jacebralor71 Surprisngly, Mr. Gatling had thought of attaching an electric motor to his weapon in the late 1800's, even did it, successfully(he filed a patent for an electric Gatling gun in 1893). Tests showed it had the capability of 1500 rounds per minute.

[@McKavian]

Imagine that dwarf meeting up with a B-52 Stratofortress. "Listen, childe. My wings are longer than the distance of the first powered flight that Man made. I have..." The bragging session would go on for DAYS.

[@Jamhael1]

Oh, gods, the Dwarf would practically talk to a veritable AVATAR OF THE GOD OF WAR...

[@Nalapsi]

Especially if it was the Enola Gay, "you think Ill of our weapons, of our armour, I dare you to test them, I will entomb you in the molten remains of yours!" *insert flashback of little boy detonating*

[@Paxamerican8470]

​@@Jamhael1I think that honour would also go to the iowa sisters or even USS Texas. battleships that made coastlines look like desolate wastelands.

[@Jamhael1]

@@Nalapsi nah, the Enola Gay will look like a humble and grim spirit - not a boastful warrior, but a somber executioner, who mutters a single prayer: "Those who come with a sword shall die by the sword. And mine is the most glorious and terrible of them all, which only leave ash and silence in its path. And with its strike, I proclaim what I am: I AM DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!"

[@Jamhael1]

@@Paxamerican8470 I don't know why, but I imagine them being hyperactive teenage girls that are kinda cute, but bloodthirsty.

[@BudTheStud]

A-10: I FIRE EXPLOSIVE REDBULL CANS AT 72 ROUNDS A SECOND!! Human: shhhhh....the T-90s can wait

[@tristan1392]

A10: Fuck the T-90s! Let me at em Armatas! I MUST KNOW IF THEY'RE REAL!!!

[@adorablecockroach5131]

Imagine one that fires anitmatter bullets.

[@kegorator1]

I would love to see his listen to a strategic weapon. "What do you mean you are built to target terrain features!"

[@ObservingLibertarian]

hehehehehehh! MOAB: "look out the hanger, off your left by 30 degrees - see that mountain?" [dwarf slowly turns head] "...yeah?" MOAB: "Think the view would be better without it?" [dwarf's sees images of a portable sun appearing from nowhere and keels over in shock]

[@nocount7517]

​@@ObservingLibertarian That's a nuke. A MOAB is no joke, but it's not a portable star.

[@The-Do-It-All-Badger]

"You must understand, Master Dwarf. A bullet will have your name on it, a grenade is addressed 'to whom it may concern', artillery pieces deliver parcels registered as 'Dear Grid Coordinates'. I am above such petty distinctions. I rearrange international maps, associated regional borders, and environmental conditions on a national scale."

[@Nempo13]

@@nocount7517 No they got this right. A MOAB is the only non-nuke that still creates a mushroom cloud and the explosion is still bright like a sun for a second or two. It isn't as bright as a nuke and lacks the radiation to make it seriously dangerous to watch...but it does look like a sun was turned on and off super fast and the mushroom cloud drifts up from it. When we showcased this by dropping it on someone...the allies in the region at the time thought we were insane for dropping a nuke. When they heard it wasn't a nuke and just what amounts to several pallets of TNT they essentially went "Only Americans would make this thing." To which I say, damn right! Cause we are crazy, and proud of it.

[@Paxamerican8470]

​@@Nempo13the was an incident like this where some SAS guys in Kuwait city bore witness to one of the last times a daisy cutter was used in combat. The SAS thought the Americans dropped a tactical nuke on the city.

[@littlecoldhands]

I have a feeling that netnarrator haven't heard a brrrt before. That brrrt was hilarious.

[@raytaylor2342]

As one of those Grunts on the ground in more than one country. I got nothing but love for the Beast that the A-10 is. Who here got saved by an A-10? *Raises hand*

[@scottl369]

Cav Scout here. That Warthog is the most beautiful ugly weapon the world has ever seen, and I challenge anybody who needed ground support to say differently. Terrifying experience or not, that dwarf was privileged to have had the honor of the experience he did. Long live Warthogs!

[@alexfranz817]

Too bad he didn't touch Grandpa buff. Someone who would tell him to get off his lawn by the Megaton

[@Terr42002]

The machine spirit is still screeming. What does it sound like? Rage.

[@nocount7517]

"...armor that could barely stop an arrow." That's just kevlar. Steel and ceramic plate can do that with no issue at all.

[@loganshaw4527]

Those ceramic are no jokes.

[@grogvaughan5649]

I probably wouldn't be here to type this out if it wasn't for the the A10. Thanks buddy.

[@mattbrown5511]

11 Bravo that had the HOG save his bacon more than once.

[@grogvaughan5649]

@@mattbrown5511 18 Bravo when I retired

[@grogvaughan5649]

18Z when I retired

[@Chokah]

Now I want to see what the Buff has to show this dwarf.

[@2345tomson]

I feel like the B-52 would talk saying how it started and ended Wars destroyed more than anyone else could have imagined it has fought wounded and watch this others have fallen it is fought longer than some remember it has been piloted by Fathers and Sons and even Grandsons. It has stood as beacon of death for 60 years and will be there for 60 more. It has seen Replacements come and go and the enemies rise and fall those that stand before it now are nothing button I think of History upon its skin

[@phyrath5]

​@@2345tomsonWeren't a few B-52's used for test drops of nukes? I can just imagine a 52 trying to talk the Dwarves out of invading for their down sakes and their memory of that being the closing argument.

[@2345tomson]

@@phyrath5 I will be honest I cannot speak to whether or not they were actually used to drop nukes I know they were designed to but even if we leave apocalypse grade Weaponry out of the discussion the capacity of the B-52 to bring death upon its enemies is second to none from everything I can find and it's been serving as the primary heavy bomber of the United States military for 60 years and the B-52 keeps getting upgraded. Play literally have set it up to be able to launch Hypersonic missiles I don't know how you'd even explain a weapon like that to creatures that haven't figured out how to make an airplane

[@djwoolf123]

It always freaks me out when grandpa buff turns into operator mode from his usual grandfather mode

[@Zminator1986]

Probably it would sound old and tired and wanted to rest. It would regale the tales of seeing numerous wars. How it had flatten cities, cratered deserts, and burned jungles. How it saw young pilots grow old and pass the reigns to their children and their children's children. Detail how much it and the world changed when it first started flying. Then like a grandfather passing wisdom, it would warn the dwarf not to wage war. For despite wanting to retire, it will always heed the call of duty. And leave a parting image of what it was meant to do in it's younger years during the Cold War. Dropping nukes.

[@virus640]

I was expecting the dwarf to hear nothing from the aircraft and weaponry, until he shook hands with a human.

[@atoriusv5070]

I never thought I'd be affected emotionally during a HFY, but here we are with me having a few tears drop from my eyes at 20:15. The A-10 fights hard, but there's no way to save every one of the guys you're supporting with fire missions. I'm sure the feelings of the pilots mixed with those of the machine and resonated, amplifying even stronger. Every A-10 pilot I've ever heard has never said anything but praise for them.

[@jackmack4181]

Hello, while I’m not the writer of this story, I’m actually the guy who wrote the writing prompt that most likely inspire this story. Hearing a story inspired by a random prompt I made has made my day! The prompt was: dwarfs can hear a weapons voice, swords speak with vigor, bows are precise and hammer at blunt to the point. but when a dwarf finds an old human tank as they run their fingers across its barrel, they hear a tired firm voice saying *I will watch until I am needed again*

[@phyrath5]

I can just imagine the sense of accomplishment that a T-84 or Sherman would have.

[@cReWpOsT]

​@@phyrath5 "I fought against the fascists in A second World War, for a country long-gone. I've watched countless comrades die for the future of our children. All for vain. 1943. Prokhorovka. 29th Tank Corps. I was freshly made, rolling off the assembly line 2 weeks prior. I had 17 soldiers riding me into battle. You know how many made it to the end of the day? ZERO. By the end of that day, 222 of my brothers were killed, along with thousands of humans dead on both sides. By the end of the war, 44,900 of my brothers in arms were lost, sacrificing their lives for the humans who made them. I served in Korea before being decommissioned and left to rot. It's been how many years since the Second World War ended? 80? I may be old and outdated, but I've still got some fight in me. I'd give anything to defend the humans who created me, to be back into battle again. Whether they're 10 or 100 years old, Humanity's creations will defend them until the very last weapon is destroyed, every tank dismembered, every ship drowned, and every last aircraft ripped out from the sky."

[@dwarven1]

What a tank would say... it would be very much like the way Keith Laumer used to write of the Bolos, I suspect.

[@leechowning2712]

I don't know the author personally... But I don't have to know someone's been on the ground when that one's been overhead. Not just in training either.

[@ArchonSG1]

Heh! That first description of a rounded front, long wings and two bulbous engines and I was like "Frack! Its the Warthog! This gonna be good!" "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!"

[@Rawkit_Surgeon]

American boat: ..... Dwarf: ..... Human: Don't you dare.

[@26th_Primarch]

Now I'm picturing the A-10 as a mama grizzly bear with the grunts as her cubs!

[@Nempo13]

Pretty damn accurate in all honesty.

[@ironwolfF1]

Now imagine that dwarf touching an AC-130J Ghostrider.....yes, humans have _dragons_ too.

[@Nempo13]

I adore the Ghostrider. Who else but Americans would take field artillery and make a flying platform for it? It is amazing, there is a literal field artillery gun, a tank's man cannon, and a gatling gun on those damn things. They can stay in the sky circling an area for HOURS to rain death onto the enemy and they do so from so high that anything short of proper AA batteries won't hit them....and an A-10 or similar will go in to remove those before the Rider will be deployed while F-15's are in the area to keep the Rider protected. When it fired the artillery gun the whole damn plane ripples. Insane the level of stress that plane can handle.

[@Talon1124]

Stri-Striker 8-7... Gopher 1-Actual. Stri-strike on my position... Dan-Danger... close. The radio went silent.. and the A-10 howled in anguish, as it pitched down on an attack run, bellowing out its rage in a stream of depleted uranium slugs, strafing the enemy position. The pilot felt that rage echoing through the airframe, and returned it with his own.

[@wolfoffenris9951]

And scene after scene would play out "This is warhorse, afirmed strafing run, engaging, standby" BRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT BRRRRRRtttttttt BRrrrrrrttttt brrrrrrrttt......

[@williamcastro3017]

This is Avenging Angel, removing all Enemies! Brrrrrrrrrrt!

[@Nempo13]

Yup, and they hear it. I have spoken to more than a few pilots and the A-10's are a bit special. They prefer to drink with the grunts usually, and they have a deep well of anger and rage when they hear the call for a 'danger close' run. It means things went to shit and the big wigs got shit wrong and won't pay for it. They absolutely let out rage and frustration during a mission and all of those I have talked with talk about feeling it from their plane as well.

[@jacobdraper5275]

I can't wait to hear one of the dwarves interact with the USS Wisconsin and see the temp temp Incident

[@Paxamerican8470]

just any of the iowa sisters, hell if we go off of japanese legend that weapons over 100 gain a soul they they would probably be able to drain the dwarf of all its mana as if it was just a limp of coal to them

[@Tritian4]

Nah make it the MIghty Mo. That thing was where the war with the Japanese ended.

[@Nempo13]

@@Paxamerican8470 Yeah, one of them obliterated a mountain, the other one SANK AN ISLAND. Both of the Iowa sisters did crazy things.

[@Zminator1986]

Having worked on the A-10s, I don't like the Col. Now if the dwarf was shatting bricks on an A-10, i wonder how much more he would shat touching an M2 Browning? Especially the old girls that served in WW2 and continue to serve.

[@NXTangl]

Maybe he flew one of the ones without radar upgrades and had the unenviable task of trying to fly while trying to do manual IFF with a pair of binoculars...

[@williamcastro3017]

On the ground, Ma Douce is a Grunt’s Best friend, She can put some heavy lead out to the Enemy! Don’t be in front of Her! 😈😈😈🫡🇺🇸👍🏽

[@Nempo13]

@@williamcastro3017 Don't be beside her without double ear protection either. the Ma Duce is LOUD.

[@jamesfernandez8132]

Ah, the A-10. One of the most iconic flying tanks. The smith is lucky to still have a hand. But I'm curious what the smith would have heard if he spoke listed to an AC-130 AKA 'The Angel of Death'?

[@silvanfricker1437]

What about a BUFF (B-52)? xD Imagine what a 60 years old airframe would tell that has carried out deterrence missions while holding the power to obliterate cities in with nuclear fire...

[@jamesfernandez8132]

@@silvanfricker1437 Let's be real, the smith would faint before he saw the nuclear fireball XD

[@Zminator1986]

Introduce him to the M2 Browning still serving since WW2.

[@jamesfernandez8132]

@@Zminator1986 HA! i think he'd just shit himself while the Spirit would be screaming at him. "COME GET SOME FUCKERS! I WANNA ADD THE MYTH RACES TO MY BINGO CARD!!!!!!!!!"

[@453tye65e65e65e65]

That would have been a good addition

[@alexanderrosario8569]

F22 the ravenous special child with a need to feed A10 the definition of don't fix what ain't broke. The only other aircraft that will outlive these two is the buff, he the elder dragon of the aircraft world and will see to end any world wars before they begin

[@Chokah]

I wonder what the dwarf would say to Ms. "I don't need wings to fly and I took out a satellite to show that I COULD!"

[@luzifershadres]

Elves: Trust me bro, the war will be easy. Dwarfs after looking for them self: THAT FKING PLANE CAN OBLITARATE A SIEGE TOWER IN UNDER 10 MINUTES. WHO TF GAVE YOU THAT INTEL??!! Elves: Nah, they dont even use bows, swords and a proud knights armor anymore! Dwarf: How tf did you frickers survived that long? Like, thats saying a dragon isnt a dangerous best, just beccause it doesnt carrys a sword and armor around!

[@Have_some_plasma]

That "under" in "under 10 minutes" is a serious understatement lol. Also if somebody stopped using swords, arrows and armour... you should probably look into why so.

[@Jszar]

@@Have_some_plasmaI’d give the elves some leeway for not recognizing present-day body armor. Kevlar and expendable ceramic plates are very distant descendants of anything they’d have experience with.

[@Mark73]

Dwarves: If you start a war with the humans, not only will you stand alone, but you will be fighting on two fronts because we'll be joining their side!

[@loganshaw4527]

​@@Mark73 humans of earth are young space Dwarfs.

[@alicefreist318]

Awesome! One of the best Warthog stories ever!

[@Mark73]

"My lord, a word if you please" Muvric said as he practically dragged the delegation leader out of earshot of the humans. Pressing his face an inch away from the leader's and with a seething whisper "Get a non-aggression treaty with these people NOW!"

[@USS_Grey_Ghost]

Finally I know this one from another BEWARE THE A-10S WRATH

[@MymMars]

A10 "if the galactic council comes I'm going to have to eat every chicken in this room"

[@Jamhael1]

Galactic Council: "Are you willing to die for a mere piece of chicken?" A-10: "Someone is..."

[@damonberry2212]

Now he needs to meet grandpa buff.

[@Zminator1986]

And then great grandpa Ma Deuce.

[@jamesappling1212]

Muvric never understood. The spirit of every machine comes from the soul, blood and heart of every person who designs, builds, and operates that machine. Why do Ya think We love old machines?😊😊

[@InexpiateShade]

When A-10 said, “BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT”…………. I really felt that

[@Heidao623]

Screw anyone who dissed the A-10, she was built in anticipation of fighting in the apocalypse, and she is here to stay

[@LordFinai]

Anti aircraft tech is now so advanced it can’t fly low enough for its main gun to be accurate without getting shot down. It’s a good plane, unfortunately it doesn’t exist in a void. The push to replace it now the result of the knowledge that, at the rate things are going, replacing it is going to become necessary in the near future.

[@Amelia_Scp_and_Halo_fan]

​@@LordFinai it's sad because it's a great plane.

[@geoshark12]

He should have talked to the pilots and engineers because they know the moods of the machines , and why would they stop working at the worst times when the thing that pisses off those that disrespect you the most is to keep going. Honestly I would have wanted to see the dwarfs reaction to a military transport, one that has been used in war and humanitarian aid

[@Paxamerican8470]

depending on the specific vehicle it would have lots of stories to tell, some of daring blitzes into enemy territory, to helping get people our, and to times of bringing aid to those that been caught in disasters. the humvee would most likely have these stories

[@Orion_Alpha]

This is a good story. I sent it to my cousin, who's Daughter is an A-10 Piolet. I think she will like it. 🙂😎☘️🍀🖖♑🇺🇲

[@shanedonald5720]

Would you intercept me? I intercept me

[@SoMuchFacepalm]

I f*ckin love chinese food.

[@andrewerickson6690]

Hey raptor the hogs are going for Chinese wanna come?

[@andrewerickson6690]

Uncle Brrrrrrrrrrt!

[@saphirablank9225]

Love the story! Kind of wish there was an interaction with the SR - 71 Blackbird, I freaking love that plane!!

[@SirPlocks]

The dwarf got the warning of fuck around and find out

[@wolfoffenris9951]

But with a, "...please, PLEASE fuck around "

[@truekurayami]

At least he got it from the Warthog, he could had a stare down with the Combat Cameraman, good ol Grandpa Buff.

[@wolfoffenris9951]

@truekurayami his coment probably would just have been ," go home dwarf, I don't kill people, I remove whole directions" And then just an endless stream of visions from carpet bombings

[@truekurayami]

@@wolfoffenris9951 Your forgetting of a better run for intimidation. After all Buff is the one that gave Japan two extra Suns.

[@und3rcov3ryeti73]

@@truekurayami that was the B-29

[@BruceBowman-wz9or]

Thank you another great story. I think this is on of the best stories I have heard yet!!!!

[@zhongli5689]

Ahh The good old a10 it’s a literal fuck you to the enemy the moment that weapon starts spinning up

[@volatilesky]

"gotta protect my special babies on the ground!"

[@Jamhael1]

"NOBODY MESS WITH MY CHILDREN!" - A-10, before casting its uranium-depleted Divine Wrath.

[@Cortanis001]

I was fully expecting them to show them a nuke as a warning and then the dwarves would lose their collective sh**. Also, now show them the Buff.

[@wolfoffenris9951]

Oh the nuke would be nice, but it would be like meeting an angle " you know child of the deep that you are in the presence of a God of light" and would show him scenes of undiscribable sound and light

[@Jszar]

@@wolfoffenris9951A nuke doesn’t have personal memories of the destruction it can cause. On the other hand, the Enola Gay is in the National Air & Space museum in VA…

[@AlanMyronPrivate]

Who is the buff?

[@wolfoffenris9951]

@@AlanMyronPrivate B52 stratofortress, or grandpa buff

[@Nempo13]

@@AlanMyronPrivate The B-52...the main heavy bomber for the USAF. It has changed the topography of the land forcing map makers to redraw their maps. It has literally made small mountains/large hills disappear through the amount of ordinance it has dropped. It also has the distinction of being a bomber that has shot down a MIG21...TWICE! Which is why Russia hates these planes. They are a constant reminder that they lost fighter jets to a warehouse with wings.

[@tuckerodonnell9269]

"Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me."

[@caelestigladii]

Glad to see more human-voiced stories. I first heard this in AI voice. It. Was. Awful.

[@phyrath5]

NetNarrator is Human... and has surprisingly high video output.

[@KumkumBeats]

@@phyrath5 I’m guessing he has 2 months worth of videos while making new ones.

[@valashar5313]

NetNarrator and the aggressive tree rodent are the only two 'reader' channels that I don't immediately select 'do not recommend' on.

[@rikospostmodernlife]

​@@valashar5313 ah yes, coercive treerat

[@caelestigladii]

@hyndscs treerat=squirrel

[@PolymurExcel]

“Would you intercept me?” -The Kid

[@jonusmanson]

The final plane: "I did my duty, not I get pampered." Drawf: What?

[@Kitsune10060]

Wasn't expecting A10 glazing, but I am SO here for it. Author has impeccable taste in aircraft, and I love the comparison between it, the F22 and the knight casts they'd belong to. Works so well.

[@ziggiethegreat7738]

I was not expecting to cry for a plane...

[@loganshaw4527]

The onion ninja attack was successful.

[@terryhiggins5077]

All I could hear at the mention of the f22 was "Would you Intercept me? I'd Intercept me."

[@djmadness6710]

I wish they talked about the buff. That old man needs his story told.

[@Philip-KA4KOE]

Damn. This story brought tears to my eyes

[@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken]

Basically the kid gets 1 intercept and thinks he’s king of the mountain. While the A10 is Keanu Reeves The people: you’re breathtaking! The A10: YOU’RE breathtaking!

[@aarenlayne]

The story genuinely made me laugh and cry at the end

[@zacharygold9483]

Nicely combines magic, science, and military. Love the A-10!

[@rosshaslett362]

Absolutely fantastic ( I am a grunt )

[@InexpiateShade]

May angels watch over you and guide your hands, so you may carry our highest honored values alongside the price of burden’s demanded with grace amongst a proud ppl at back home🫡 It would be a pleasure to pay for your favorite flavor of crayon if I saw you out eating lunch my man🤝

[@kopkaljdsao]

AK-47: Major Payne "There must be someone left to kill". A-Bomb: Emo kid

[@loganshaw4527]

What is the H-bomb?

[@kopkaljdsao]

@@loganshaw4527 *sadness inside out voice* "In the end, we all explode, just waiting for the right trigger. All this power inside, just waiting to be unleashed in a final act of destruction. Destined to detonate, my existence is a countdown to inevitable devastation."

[@loganshaw4527]

@@kopkaljdsao pessimistic nihilus sounds right.

[@drewgilbertson]

Imagine if the Listener toured the war museum that holds the planes used to drop the nukes on Japan. The dwarf would shit himself.

[@Jamhael1]

The Dwarf would see a spirit of somber and grim determination, an executioner, murmuring a humble prayer of repentance - for himself and for all of its targets. No wrath, no glory - just duty.

[@kevinmcdonald6446]

Best last line ever.

[@dan-jacobenglish1559]

As the tour of aircraft began i thought to myself 'wait till they get to the Warthog!' i wasn't disappointed.

[@Paxamerican8470]

god i feel like if he interacted with the iowa sisters they would just suddenly come to life and fill the dwarf with holes. though this is more likely for drone to do like the MQ-9 reaper

[@Jamhael1]

I can practically see the Dwarf facing a gigantic, towering woman using a full body armor that is a mix-up of all styles of armor used in human history, and when she looks at him, she booms with a voice that is a mix of a song, prayer and war-cry: "FALL BEFORE ME!"

[@flakbait5771]

"Why would you insult weapon...?" Because the Air Force knows that every time they threaten to shoot the A-10 puppy, the Army will go "OH GOD NO" and provide some of its own funding to preserve the Warthog lol

[@pasaniusventris638]

For some reason, this one hit home just right.

[@steveosborne2297]

And this story seems like somebody has actually been talking to the wonderful warthog

[@galahad626]

Touches a nuke and just screeeches infinitely

[@medical-cyanide1526]

I was half expecting you to actually clip in the ground perspective of the hog's roar. but your rendition was great as well. Additionally, I thought it might be Buff, but the A-10 is also a great choice.

[@xenomas]

My personal cannon with different equipment THE BUFF: an old man in a rocking chair on a porch looking off into the distance of his legacy. Hearing the phone ring and get up to answer. Doesn't even let the caller speak and says only says five words "Wheels up in five minutes". M2 .50 Cal machine gun: just pure crackling laughter that would bring fear and terror to even the most evil beings( even the forbidden Eldritch gods) would cry and beg for their death, but will never come. And lastly: Touches a lone single tomb surrounded all around mass graves. He sees everything, I mean everything from birth to death living each life like they were in those boots. All those men and women experiences good, bad and the ugly. Pure madness would overcome him and at the point of his mind break and mortal coil leaving. The tomb he sees in soul opens and says the following "We answered the call for conflicts and war.We filled the the river Styx with so much blood both heaven and hell were flooded. We charged forward in courage,when others ran in fear We killed our family, friends and strangers. Those who would never be born by our actions. We who twice have brought the sun on earth. We who will scorch the earth and never bear fruit. We who will poison the waters and boil the seas. We who will drop the very stars and crack this earth. We will stand once again should the fight come here. I speak for the dead and It is not your time to join us nor your ancestors. Tell them what I have told you. We humans are the masters' of death and fear nothing!" The tomb closes shut with not a sound and he hears a horn play in the distance.

[@jasonwarren9279]

This is so good

[@Jamhael1]

Imagine the Dwarf meeting the Enola Gay - he would see not a glory hound, or a bloodthirsty berserker, but a grim and severe spirit, dressed in a dark grey mantle, the smell of ash and ozone in the air, and she says: "I am not like my brothers and sisters, who dream of victory - I am not a warrior, nor a soldier. I am the EXECUTIONER OF NATIONS, for I carry a weapon made of light that howls a single, humble prayer: *HE WHO COMES WITH A SWORD WILL PERISH BY THE SWORD, AND MY NAME IS DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!* "

[@andrewerickson6690]

Getting Really sick of baloons and training exercises I WANT BLOOD!

[@Jamhael1]

"I am sick and tired of this vegetarian only nonsense - I need MEAT IN MY DIET!"

[@TheMythicalHaastsEagle]

Poor dwarf, wait till he finds "Grandpa BUFF"

[@TheRaptor1967]

Knowing the A10 quite well (Fan and DCS Sim player primarily flying the Warthog I rather liked this story. And the A10 really is the favourite aircraft of the ground grunt! Nothing like the A10 to remove stubborn ground obstacles! The A10 has some serious clout as a air to ground weapon. A real brawler that can take a hit or three. ❤the A10 Warthog!

[@demonblade001]

I'm more surprised the a10 didn't tell the dwarf if he was so scared of him why he doesn't talk to grandpa.

[@JasonMartniz]

I feel asleep listening to another video on this channel and woke up with vague notions of this video and the spirits of a tens, weird dreams

[@jamesappling1212]

On a fun note. Maybe someone should loan that Dwarf a copy of "Gate".😂😂😂

[@Jörmungandr645]

eyyy Fellow Gate enjoyer

[@williambarnebee40]

I want to see the story about the Dude who goes to the Marine Corps and Meets a AH-1Z and an AAV. 😂

[@Jamhael1]

Nah, make him meet the 555!

[@NatsuDragn33I]

Holy... holy hells, this is good. Dunruffle you beautiful bastard you made me feel for an A10- I dunno what that even LOOKS like, I had to look it up! Absolutely incredible.

[@jasonwarren9279]

Our machines love us as we love them.

[@michaelledbetter5156]

I really love this channel, and this is a truly awesome story

[@SiegeTF]

I was expecting a dragon matriarch - spitting fire and hatred at its preceived kin, and gladly accepting the spears and arrows that may have otherwise been directed.

[@Lord_Lasagña]

Battle Tanks: I *FEAR* Naughty! Combat Aircrafts: We Are The Angels Of *DEATH!* Warships: I Am The *STORM* That Is Approaching! Nuclear Bombs: I Am Death, The *DESTROYER* Of Worlds. World Council: 😨

[@REDmike25]

Imagine this dwarf touching a battleship like The Missouri and Wisconsin. Then he touches the USS Texas only to hear: I am the last of my kind, do not make me show why I am still here.

[@skyrere]

Brrt... BrrrrrRRRRRRRTTTT! Best message ever!

[@Tootall206]

As a former army man I salute OP and the A10 in this story. I hope (without confidence) that we'll never need it's anger again.

[@Drago_Whooves]

imagine if the dwarf talked with the Bockscar or Enola Gay, those planes would have some tale to tell for those that don't know, those two are the planes that dropped the A-Bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima

[@joshreid1316]

The only thing that would make this better would be if you had a sound bite of the A-10's guns going and placed that at the end.

[@SheosMan117]

Imagine if this guy touched something with an actual AI onboard. OR? Imagine him meeting a Cybertronian.

[@NightCelica]

That was very moving!

[@groofromtheup5719]

"Davy Crockett? Who is he?"

[@Brjskdbeikaheus]

11:25 YESSSSSSS Exactly what I was hoping 🤣