🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A blonde wanted a pair of real alligator shoes... | Funny Dad Jokes

BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A blonde wanted a pair of real alligator shoes... | Funny Dad Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A blonde wanted a pair of real alligator shoes, in the worst way...
But she didn't want to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers...
The blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest... "
"Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home...
When he spots the young woman standing waist-deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature, and with a great deal of effort, hauls it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more dead alligators.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement.
Just then, the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Darn... "
"This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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[@grahamnutt8958]

Predictable but amusing.

[@glennsmith976]

A blonde woman went ice fishing. She had seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary gear and equipment together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blond moved further down the ice, swigged down a beer, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, swigged down another beer, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?" The voice replied, "No, I'm the Ice-Rink Manager!"

[@markshrimpton3138]

Just don’t tell her that bananas make the best slippers!

[@loljokes]

😂

[@kennybob3096]

I fugired she was going to say the alligator wasn't her size.