🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherited... | Funny Daily Jokes

[@Carlospjr]

OMG I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rodneyjohnson4794]

for a joke it made perfect sense. smart lady!

[@loljokes]

You mean the brunette, right? 😂

[@bubbispapa2053]

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: The winner of last year's "hide n seek."

[@loljokes]

😂👍

[@Ben.216]

I sat through the adverts and it was still worth it .

[@loljokes]

I'm glad and thanks for sitting through the adverts! 😀

[@jean-louisdorget170]

Excellent!

[@loljokes]

Thanks Jean! 😀

[@frederickbangs8123]

Another good one guys-keep up the good work.

[@loljokes]

Thanks Frederick! 😀

[@donaldcarter2011]

This one's perhaps NSFW, but: A blond and a brunette were in an elevator when I really good-looking guy stepped inside. The only problem was that he had severe dandruff. White flakes covered the shoulders of his jacket. When the man left the elevator, the brunette said, "Wow. Somebody should give that guy Head and Shoulders." The blonde asked, "How do you give shoulders?"

[@olde4eyes]

Yep, that’s another good one 👍🤪

[@loljokes]

Thank you 😀

[@kimberlycregger7341]

This was a good one. Needed the laugh!

[@loljokes]

Glad I could help! 😋

[@cato451]

Long joke. Can be done in

[@SirAntoniousBlock]

If the blonde you marry turns out to be a brunette, can you sue her for _bleach_ of promise? 🤔

[@loljokes]

😋

[@alfredoibarra4592]

Lol. Good joke.

[@loljokes]

Thanks Alfredo! 😀

[@dansmith8872]

that was great .

[@loljokes]

Thanks Dan! 😀

[@whymeeveryone]

that a good blonde joke🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@loljokes]

Thanks Adam! 😀

[@AdmiralBison]

Clever joke.

[@loljokes]

Thanks Duane 😀

[@davidstephens189]

Good one!

[@loljokes]

Thank you David! 😀

[@DoctorElleGrumpy]

Define intense. Where Boy Scouts sleep when camping. In tents

[@loljokes]

That's as bad as my jokes! I love it! 😂

[@maximusaurelius246]

😂😂had me in stitches

[@karengreenfield7773]

I only know two jokes off by heart and this is one of them. It is very funny and has to be at leas 20 years old. An oldie but a goodie. The other one that I know is the blonde who tries to ice fish at a skating rink.

[@loljokes]

Thanks Karen! 😀

[@DavidRayford-x1f]

😂

[@garp-cm7te]

I've always wondered does little Johnny have a mother that has blonde

[@loljokes]

Hmm... 😂

[@roseogrady8785]

L O L.

[@PanglossDr]

A farm boy is alone at home and the Farmer next door (long way away) comes to the door asking for his Pa He says 'Pa is out, can I help?' The farmer says 'no' but is very agitated The boy says, 'tell me what it is about I might be able to help' The farmer says, 'well, I need to talk to your Pa about your brother Ned getting my girl pregnant' Ah the boy says, 'you will need to talk to Pa' 'I know he charges $500 for the bull, I have no idea how much for Ned'

[@loljokes]

😂👍

[@boataxe4605]

It’s funny, but those under 50 are asking “what’s a “Telegram”?

[@loljokes]

Probably... 😂

[@lindagates9150]

That is so hilarious I read the word very fast and came up with the same result. A request com for ta bull it could not have been any plainer ..could it be the grey hair, the hearing aids or the seventy mumble years of practice in the field of linguistics with a mother who spelled pork cup pine for me . Thank you for inspiring my journey to the distant past.

[@loljokes]

I bet you were a blonde at one time Linda... 😂❤

[@lindagates9150]

@@loljokes my mum was one as a child . I had blond tips for a while but when the tips hit my belly button in January the reset function made me decide to get a little boy haircut. LOL actually i have a pixie cut i t's a bit like a little boy haircut that I had an Italian Canadian barber do in the early seventies when I was a bit younger than I am now that I am in my early seventies . Heather did not want to do the tips on 2019 but I told her blonds have more fun so she striped the red Richard Peter liked and did some foils after I cried and also said every woman should be a blonde before she dies. I never noticed more fun until after Richard Peter kicked the bucket the tips were pretty faded but you could detect them if you squinted.. do boy blondes have more fun?