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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A woman dies and goes to heaven. When she gets to the pearly gates, she finds an angel waiting...
"What do I need to do to get in?" she asks.
"You just need to spell a word," the angel replies.
"That doesn’t sound bad, what word do I need to spell?" she asks.
"Love," replies the angel.
Relieved, the woman quickly fires off, "L-O-V-E".
The angel nods and opens the gate for her...
Many months pass.
Then one day, the angel guarding the gate approaches the woman and asks if she would mind watching the gate for the day.
The woman agrees and assumes her post...
While she’s there, a man approaches the gate, and it was none other than her husband!
"Oh, my love!" she cries, "What has happened to you so soon?"
"My dear, I was a wreck the day you left me. I fell into a deep depression that couldn’t be beaten... "
"When you were in that accident, I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t eat, I could do nothing but mourn for you," he says.
"I hope you eventually were able to move on and not live with that pain for too long," she consoles.
"Actually," he replies, "There was a nurse that took wonderful care of you, and me as well!... "
"We eventually became very close, and she helped me so much."
"I eventually asked her to marry me... "
"We were on our honeymoon when I got into a terrible skiing accident."
"That’s why I’m here!"
"So, what do I need to do to get in?"
"You simply need to spell a word," she tells him.
"That’s it? What a relief! What word do I need to spell?" he asks.
She replies...
"Baccalaureate."
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[@namrednop]

That "word" was a good one. But I was actually looking for the word to be something more like, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ... Ha Ha Ha!

[@grahamnutt8958]

@nam You beat me to it 😂😂😂 Was thinking exactly the same!

[@lindagates9150]

I was thinking the same thing too I think all of us first responders dit 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣but I thought it sounded atrocious 😇🤓🤭👌👍🖖👍🖖👋🏻🧝🏼🤚🏻

[@lindagates9150]

Did not dir bur …that might have worked out if I wrote ditto 😁

[@loljokes]

Yep, that would have been better.. 😀

[@paulsmith5398]

Wonder if that deceased lady was ..........Mary Poppins??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😲😱❗

[@dgerdi]

Plot twist: it wasn’t her task to spell the word „love“. It was her task TO love. Her exam just wasn’t over yet and she failed.

[@kimberlycregger7341]

That was a good one. I'm usually a good speller, but I would have been kicked out on that one.😅

[@loljokes]

Haha... 😀

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[@johnopalko5223]

"Baccalaureate" isn't that difficult. She should have given him "eleemosynary." What I really want to know is why she was telling him that she hoped he was able to move on and then got testy because he did.

[@nurmusfirah5807]

Obviously she was trying to test him 😚

[@Crottedenez1000]

Women…

[@grahamnutt8958]

As @nam has beaten me to a potential punchline...... Imagine if someone has to spell a word in the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 language. I'm sure that it was invented by a person who was a bad Scrabble player 😂😂😂

[@lindagates9150]

I can spell a welsh word for gray Lloyd RobWords has an interesting video today on the odd names of communities I highly recommend it. He missed an opportunity for my province we have two odd ones that I like Beaver Dam and Rollingdam. The three line word for Wales’ was one of the best sentences for a name that I have ever heard he took lessons to say it properly. Newfoundland and Labrador have some great names too. Come By Chance and Hearts Delight.😁⭐️✨🌟✨⭐️

[@bradkaberline5828]

I Knew a guy one he was hitting on a girl he asked her does your underwear match your socks she replied I don't wear socks hahaha

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[@lindagates9150]

I wonder what word of until death do us part did she have a problem with 😮. Sorry I don't have time to talk I have a spatchcock in the oven and the timer is going beep.....beep. see you later.❤🎉❤

[@grahamnutt8958]

@linda Is the "spatchcock" a 🍁 recipe? Would love to know what it is coz my upstairs neighbour does a lot of Cooking and feeds me - yes; I share the Grocery bill 😮

[@lindagates9150]

@@grahamnutt8958 yes, it’s a flattened whole chicken skin on covered with butter and Asian spices I buy them at a farm store Kuinshoven they have a website about their farm and store. if you ask Alexa she will read the recipe for you perhaps a KZbin video is available. I like the taste it’s not to spicy and it cooks in about an hour if someone else does all the preparations. I am going to can the meat with the help of my instapot. I also bought local lamb and pork chops I didn’t buy the Filipino pork belly but they looked good but some of the ingredients are not my favourites.

[@grahamnutt8958]

​@@lindagates9150Thx Linda 👍

[@namrednop]

@@grahamnutt8958 - A "Spatchcocking" is a term used to describe a Chicken that has been butterflied (flattened) and then roasted (usually) over an open fire. But it can be boiled or fried as well. OR, cooked/baked in an oven. You can also do this to a Turkey as well. Or any fowl for that matter. Slurp! 🙂 🙂

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@@namrednop 👍 Thx

[@bradkaberline5828]

I knew a guy told me a story about his girlfriend he sad one day he got tired of her nagging and he told her I'm going to the store to get of cigarettes and just left well you know how stories get told a bigger as they go well about a month pasted seen a guy he knew and the guy asked him hey man I heard you bear your girlfriend up and killed a guy over a pack of cigarettes he said no that not what happened well about a month later seen another guy he said he man I heard you killed your girlfriend and 3 guys over a pack of cigarettes once again he replied no thsts not what happened well 5yrs pasted seen a guy and once again hey man I heard you killed your girlfriend and her sister and 10 guys over a pack of cigarettes well now he replied no I killed 20guys over 2 packs of cigarettes he figured he might as well add to the story his self. Well 20 yrs pass he sees a guy and the guy asked hey man I heard you killed your girlfriend and her sister and 30 guys over 4 packs of cigarettes at this time he's just tired of hearing it so he replied yep I just git out of prison and I need a cigarette and asked the guy you got one the guy looked at in shock and replied no I don't smoke... ha ha ha