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@EthanSchmethan10 ай бұрын
I'll never get tired of Jordan's little dance followed by a gentle toss of various objects when he's absolutely perturbed.
@PiercedPixie10 ай бұрын
I found this comment at that exact same moment. 😂
@spencerkagen13869 ай бұрын
Fun fact: my 3rd-favorite word is perturbed
@MsAngeldrake9 ай бұрын
Tags how you know it's creepy crawlies. Oh hell no
@puffsonplants24799 ай бұрын
I like how ha dances and says no no no
@sansational1510 ай бұрын
I love this guy, especially when he does that "come here".
@susanrichardson6318 ай бұрын
He's my crush. When he says come here I really want to go LOL.
@NathanielPiscian7 ай бұрын
especially when he says “closer.. “ I especially love when he does the “uh hmm nope no “ dance
@susanrichardson6315 ай бұрын
@Fusionkid273 so what was the specifics of your comment to insult me for finding a 26-year-old attractive? SMH. Get a life. I never said I dated 26 year olds ,nor would I .
@susanrichardson6315 ай бұрын
@Fusionkid273 and you're 5
@susanrichardson6315 ай бұрын
@Fusionkid273 I think it's your nap time you should tell your kindergarten teacher. Then again where's your picture. Since you're on here to do is insult other people's looks shouldn't they know what you look like? Troll.
@flamingphoenix142510 ай бұрын
Harvey isn't Jordan's pet. Jordan is Harvey's pet.
@thedarkgenious796710 ай бұрын
That's just how it be with cats sometimes. especially house cats.
@eltrolololol256310 ай бұрын
He ain’t a cat, he evolved just like humans.
@jamesmurphy78287 ай бұрын
Pretty sure Jordan is the slave and not the pet :P
@CTDjevin7 ай бұрын
I am *not* convinced that cats are domesticated. They don't see us as owners, they see us as staff. Expendable staff. Jordan needs to carefully apologize to Harvey and never repeat the offense.
@alberteinstein4537 ай бұрын
@@jamesmurphy7828 racially makes sense
@user-qe6zv6gu8f5 ай бұрын
I loved the choked up, stuttered, "I-It's not illegal, by the wa-"
@saotee1944 ай бұрын
my dad also HATES the lights on in the car when it's moving, but he even wouldnt let us have it on the setting where the light turn on when you open the door so you can SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING. I think it was something about the battery? but now he's mellowing out a bit and we can have the light on when going in/out and if necessary while driving though you can feel the disapproval in the air.
@Kristbjorg-Nymann10 ай бұрын
20 years from now we will all be here still watching Jordan's greats.
@jollyrose71985 ай бұрын
he’ll probably be retired, hes 40 or something /j
@Nezby10 ай бұрын
I’ve seen like all of these but they never get old 😂
@Mightype10 ай бұрын
Yes
@macblastoff770010 ай бұрын
What percentage is "like all"? 87.6%? More?
@Nezby10 ай бұрын
@@macblastoff7700 why 87.6?
@user-tc5zj7uj3v10 ай бұрын
i know😢
@yeahnoonecaresifyouarefirst10 ай бұрын
Like all.... duh ❤
@Toaster819 ай бұрын
As a person who has 3 cats all with vastly different personalities, 1 thing is constant with all of them. Don't screw with their food. Don't suddenly change brands, amount, or feed times. Not only are their systems easily thrown off & can possibly cause real health issues. But cats are evil geniuses if unhappy.
@cruelabduhl10 ай бұрын
Can I just say that I love Harvey? That is all, thank you.
@amorphoussolid851210 ай бұрын
Seeing Harvey cradled like a baby just seems right. All I need is to hear him go"merrrr"
@ruth808099 ай бұрын
Ditto! ❤
@gliver254910 ай бұрын
jordan is timeless, i will still be watching these in elderly years 😂
@karifaevt7 ай бұрын
It is so good of Harvey to let jordan make these
@Sweetie_abundant_heart10 ай бұрын
My dad didn't let us turn the light on in the car at night because he was concerned about the Klan and didn't want people to see inside. Maybe that's why he told you it was illegal. I still don't turn on my light unless it's necessary. I don't like anyone looking in while I'm driving.
@spencerkagen13869 ай бұрын
😲 Yet another thing I never would've thought of because I'm a privileged white person!! Jeeeebus. That's terrible, I'm sorry you and your family grew up in a place like that. 🖤
@RelaxYoureAStrangerOnTheNet5 ай бұрын
Lmfao at privileged white person. There’s no such thing. In America you make your life what it is or you fail and make excuses and blame others. You’re a privileged American as am I.
@RannonSi3 ай бұрын
Or maybe it was that he didn't want something to make it harder to see what's happening outside, that's at least the reason for why I wasn't allowed to have the light on when it was dark outside.
@2010lani2 ай бұрын
@@spencerkagen1386 privileged white person? What does skin colour have to do with anything?
@renettejones47810 ай бұрын
I can sit and hear Jordan talk all day 😅😂
@LocalDude738210 ай бұрын
Jordan takin us back 😂
@hieithefox10 ай бұрын
It’s Dino Nuggets and Toaster Strudel as childhood favorites that are still the best
@dawnmccarthy110 ай бұрын
The ice cream and frosty machines aren't broken. They just don't want to clean them.
@marysmith86110 ай бұрын
I'm loving this. Just found your channel. Have a permanent smile on my face now. Funny stuff. Mostly. Those giant hornet's give me the heebeejeebee's.
@jasonfischer894610 ай бұрын
My favorite part about this video is that it says "Part 1".
@ThePredilection10 ай бұрын
Fr he’s the only tic toc/ KZbin creator who matters. Great and consistent video set up, jokes and always has a funny opinion or observation
@NecrochildKАй бұрын
Have you perhaps checked out Khaby Lame? Jordan Howlett is awesome, but so is Khaby.
@midnightmacabre598110 ай бұрын
You have no idea how long ive been waiting for you to make a compliation i can just hard binge for half an hour I needed this, i needed this so bad, do you understand? You could make a several hour long compilation of just literally every tiktok youve done and i would watch it over a dozen times, do you get me I need your content in bingeable longform format. All of it. As much as you can, at least.
@spencerkagen13869 ай бұрын
The fact that you seamlessly incorporated his lingual style makes this all the better; thank you for your service
@Zekaniah9 ай бұрын
the one with how men Dont grow up they just grow old makes me laugh so much. And its SO TRUE! My stepdad is 56 and he still watches Tom and Jerry XD
@laggeryt755810 ай бұрын
We enjoy everything you do, sir. You are a true genius slash entertainer slash regular guy asking the dumb questions and finding out shit we should've been told when we were like 5 years old. Thank you for your contribution to humanity.
@Sly-Moose10 ай бұрын
Made his own compilation before anyone else can 😂
@rochelleb97310 ай бұрын
I always thought turning on the lights in a moving car, was illegal. I was under the impression it was considered a distraction to oncoming traffic🤷♀️🤦♀️
@sesshomaruslover110 ай бұрын
it can be. my friend said (at least in the state we live) that if the light impedes your visibility it's a distraction and therefore illegal but if its on and you can see and drive fine then it's ok
@spencerkagen13869 ай бұрын
@@sesshomaruslover1that's arbitrary, and most likely a lie your friend told you/perpetuated
@spencerkagen13869 ай бұрын
Your parents clearly failed you
@ImmaFigment10 ай бұрын
And the best is yet to come, keep up the good work.
@Pyron42010 ай бұрын
So much life and social advice hidden in fast food secrets
@DicebethyVice10 ай бұрын
Saved for later to watch with the bestie, thank you kind sir ❤
@ChiguireGourmet8 ай бұрын
I just love jordan so much
@doghouse5835 ай бұрын
Omg! My dad told me the same thing about interior car lights! I’m still very uncomfortable turning on the interior lights at any time. 😂😂😂
@Lord_Azazel_Official3 ай бұрын
"Feed him more for your own safety" Bro I'm terrified I have two cats *TWO* AND THEY BOTH MAD SUS WHEN THEY AIN'T FED RIGHT
@aaronta657310 ай бұрын
Harvey is just Eric Cartman but he's a cat at this point
@jesussaucedo81333 ай бұрын
Jordan sometimes does fun facts some here are 2 historical fun facts. 1, When the shoot out at the OK Corral happened, Billy the Kid had been dead for about 3 months. 2, the famous voice actor Mako who voiced such characters as Aku in Samurai Jack, and Uncle Iroh in Avatar The Last Airbender, studied at the Pasadena Playhouse. Yes, Pasadena in Los Angeles!
@user-nn7xq7vv5x8 ай бұрын
When he said "...Ants are the most dangerous animal in the world."and then he said " Ants have financially harmed more people than sharks ever had" The first thing I thought was "This is why we kill ants and their nest with OIL AND ANT KILLER !"
@Staniii23606 ай бұрын
6:50 Tell me your Gen Z without telling me your Gen Z.😂 I immediately thought of Morpheus.
@deewynn26 күн бұрын
You don’t have to be Gen Z to get the reference 😶 Those stories were created BEFORE you were born! Why do younger ppl assume everything was created in their lifetime? You all seem ridiculous saying things like that. I was telling my Niece and Nephews in their teens what I liked to eat at Mickey Dee’s as a child. They were shocked it was open in the 70’s!😒😒😒😒
@tyler_liwan52 ай бұрын
“No, y-your tail lights are ou- ARE YOU OKAY!?!”
@essenceatkins377510 ай бұрын
When he said struggling people need burgers too I was on the floor
@luckydog09538 ай бұрын
I wish I could like his video 55 million times
@bellathesuperpoms10 ай бұрын
He sure knows alot about these bugs
@Puppy_Puppington2 ай бұрын
No shoes are worth more than $120. And that’s if they’re practical, Durable, ergonomic & masterly crafted.
@Its-Always-Something548 ай бұрын
Jordan, I so enjoy your videos!! You are a hoot!!!
@KayleeLovesHotSauce8 ай бұрын
My cat learned to open the pantry door for more treats even if they're on the highest shelf. We had to stop buying treats after my cat gained like 7 pounds.
@ThatIckyGuyАй бұрын
I need a compilation of Jordan saying "get so close right now."
@CaptainJacksIsland10 ай бұрын
KZbins needs to make it so I can watch this fullscreen on my phone just like the Shorts
@CarpeNutella10 ай бұрын
Crows also attack people they hate over and over but 😮 will love little kids who are kind and bring them buttons, coins, jewelry
@hulda4ever10 ай бұрын
This man is my life now, I don't even have the restaurants or the animals or any of the food or drinks that he talks about.. I don't even have McDonalds in my country..
@tjviper199110 ай бұрын
I still love Uncrustables as well.😂😂😂😂😂😂
@boumerges33757 ай бұрын
i discovered your channel few days ago and binged quite a lot of your vids, great stuff, love it :)
@WolfRayron12259 ай бұрын
i looked it up, for sourdough bread knock on the bottom of the loaf like a door and if it sounds hollow its properly cooked, if it sounds solid or thuddy then its not done cooking yet. EDIT: i also looked up the glasses, just google pinch on glasses.
@PumpkinPie198510 ай бұрын
I love Jordan ❤
@zacharydrewke334410 ай бұрын
Never gets old😂
@CHARLEE.Rotten10 ай бұрын
I told my kids the same thing about car interior light on. My mom told me U turns we’re illegal even though signs allowing it are everywhere.
@deewynn26 күн бұрын
Jordan is ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY CORRECT about women’s male friends!! We know if they’re attracted us!! Guys should know that they’re friend zoned because we like them, but aren’t attracted to them romantically nor physically. It’s also why when and if they bring a girlfriend around us, the gfs don’t like us! Because they can’t tell they’re attracted to us too!
@bigdexmedia52333 ай бұрын
The Apple Pay/Mobile Pay to Walmart makes the most amount of sense
@Hiluxtaco10 ай бұрын
"Back it up a lil bit! "
@elizabethdemerie134 ай бұрын
My dad told me the same thing about the interior lights in the car!!! Lol I am also a NYer and I do knock on bread as well 😂❤
@Neosilvium27Ай бұрын
3:14 I was expecting McNally to come and show me how the phone lock was breakable
@brandonnewby1786 ай бұрын
Two cities over and your ice cream is still that solid? Well now I'm questioning everything
@SunnysBibleASMR10 ай бұрын
U had me from the cinnamon roll ❤😢
@imhungry48.o_o.10 ай бұрын
An entire collection! 😄🥳🎉❤
@Scrimmons10 ай бұрын
Jordan posted we know were gonna eat good this week >:D
@mattrose13652 ай бұрын
I came here just to say that whenever Jordan says he's an adult I always think about him complaining that people say he's old, bro which one is it 😭😭🤣🤣
@Pixel.No14 ай бұрын
24 minutes of spittin' facts
@TirraOmiladeАй бұрын
The egg breaking was stressing me but I am impressed.
@RayrocknyАй бұрын
This guy doesn't have a stand up special yet? That's unreal
@FleaChristenson10 ай бұрын
I never heard the phrase McDonald’s money until well into adulthood. Until KZbin shorts, actually. I strongly suspect that’s because there was no McDonald’s in our tiny town. When we’d go into New Orleans we’d go to Burger King anyway.
@kristie65972 ай бұрын
Omg!!!! I'm 51 years old & believe it or not I have always thought it was illegal to turn the light on in the car when the car is going too. Lol. My mom told me that same thing growing up. Lol.
@chookinathunderstorm34468 күн бұрын
Harvey's face, reliving the absolute outrage while mentally scrubbing his latest revenge plot to replace it with an even more creative better/worse one if it EVER happens again! 🔌👿💨
@ringthatbell95972 ай бұрын
2:18 I was today years old when I found out that it is not illegal to have the lights on in the car while it’s in motion
@CarpeNutella10 ай бұрын
The middle center area has all the leftover frosting and it is softer
@Hocklie3339 ай бұрын
The soda can thing...🤯
@MsCarringHeart9 ай бұрын
I have 2 cata, they are very smart and when they are mad or not happy they do thijgs they know well get your attention. Loved the video.
@Janey-hn8jq5 ай бұрын
When getting pulled over🚨 FIRST thing dome lights On works....
@katievolk53687 ай бұрын
Hi, I forgot about you!! You never come up in my feed probably will now, I saw you about 6 months ago and thought you were very smart, funny I subscribed right away I'll be watching you now!! Thankyou 😊
@christine_muts5 ай бұрын
My dad told me if i turned on the lights on in the car while cause he was driving, he wouldnt be able to see the road 😂😂😂
@biker60708 ай бұрын
16:40 everyone + a paramedic assumed I was 16-17. I’m 24. But I am stressed as hell
@BrandonNewby-es5it10 ай бұрын
What a joy
@P2000Camaro7 ай бұрын
Holy shit I can't stop laughing at the cop pulling you over and lights inside the car thing.. lmfao.. Holy shit.. MAINLY because my parents told me the same thing and even though I learned a while ago that it wasn't true, I STILL get nervous to turn the lights on in my car. Even while sitting. That's fucking hilarious.. "NOOO!!"..
@wingsandbeaksbirder23127 ай бұрын
OMGosh! Just joined. Poor guy is owned by a cat!😊
@A_Wild_Dyzzy9 ай бұрын
As a New Yorker. Can confirm. We test our bread like watermelons.
@levilol_jkАй бұрын
21:08 Actually, old soda cans were shaped like soup cans and you had to use a little tab (with a hole for grip) and peel back the top so you could drink the soda. It's a large conspiracy that it's used for straws but that is actually just an intentional design.
@kimberly86957 ай бұрын
The McDonalds ice cream machine was working?😮
@joetheawesome7 ай бұрын
16:15 One of my coworkers said that if he didn't know how old I was, he would have guessed I was somewhere near 40. I didn't feel too great after that.
@MobbyLug10 ай бұрын
21:09 I knew that about the tabs on soda cans, I’ve used the tab for the very purpose of holding my straw in place.
@Ilikebunnies-metoo9 ай бұрын
Conversely, bees and yellow jackets apparently love Dunkin' donut holes 😅😅😅
@ferretyluvАй бұрын
Now I want a cinnamon roll.
@rajabuta10 ай бұрын
I saw a video about the unbreakable phone lock. Apparently, it's not. But the dude who opened it was basically a locksmith 😂
@talyabasaman10 ай бұрын
The light thing though... Same... Just... Same...
@antgal94679 ай бұрын
6:44 them the Morpheus glasses! Where you get them?!
@FitGabriel710 ай бұрын
Lol love his content and damn Jordan is fine asf ❤️❤️❤️🔥
@NYR144777 ай бұрын
2:50 I thought the same thing for so long.
@MegaVyruss4 ай бұрын
as a woman i would just like to say its either the dino nugs or the Halloween nugs because you have to be festive during Halloween but they still are better than the pain boring ones
@leahalenia50747 ай бұрын
4:50 to this day, I still love lunchables.
@rawrpopsicles8 ай бұрын
Here’s an egg fact I learned from Good Eats: if you have an egg in he shell, but can’t remember if it’s cooked or not, spin it on the table and then stop it and let go. If it continues to spin, it’s raw. If it stops, it’s cooked.
@christiannee96684 ай бұрын
Well fun fact chicken parmesan with Dino nuggies is quite good or if you are in a real struggle meal or snack you would make rice with peanut butter and honey which will last you for days because of the peanut butter will fill you up you can also do it with Nutella
@valtoton29826 ай бұрын
I think that we were all told that it was illegal to turn the lights on when the car was moving we were younger I think maybe it was a lot because we were all told that and somehow still as a grown ass adult with a teenager I still I'm afraid to the lights on in the car when they're moving and when my son puts the lights on in the car while it's moving hurry up shut it off shut it off shut it off lol 😂😂😂
@crystalstorm910 ай бұрын
Love this
@ladykiwi29467 ай бұрын
I love Harvey 🥰😘🐱
@brandonnewby1786 ай бұрын
You get the rinkydink kids frostee for the keychain. Duuuuuuuuhhh. Did you actually expect free larges?!
@Conquistador7610 ай бұрын
I will also say I am drake’s assistant to get McDonald’s ice cream machines to work.
@rajeshruparelia11986 ай бұрын
My dad told me about the lights in the car. I'm 47 from the Uk lol
@zacharybishir24114 ай бұрын
Just had Mr. Softee ice cream and cherry dip in Long Island NY, please tell me you have these recipes, I crave the soft serve from the truck