Best Jordan Howlett TikToks Vol. 1

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[@EthanSchmethan]

I'll never get tired of Jordan's little dance followed by a gentle toss of various objects when he's absolutely perturbed.

[@PiercedPixie]

I found this comment at that exact same moment. 😂

[@spencerkagen1386]

Fun fact: my 3rd-favorite word is perturbed

[@MsAngeldrake]

Tags how you know it's creepy crawlies. Oh hell no

[@puffsonplants2479]

I like how ha dances and says no no no

[@sansational15]

I love this guy, especially when he does that "come here".

[@susanrichardson631]

He's my crush. When he says come here I really want to go LOL.

[@NathanielPiscian]

especially when he says “closer.. “ I especially love when he does the “uh hmm nope no “ dance

[@susanrichardson631]

@Fusionkid273 so what was the specifics of your comment to insult me for finding a 26-year-old attractive? SMH. Get a life. I never said I dated 26 year olds ,nor would I .

[@susanrichardson631]

@Fusionkid273 and you're 5

[@susanrichardson631]

@Fusionkid273 I think it's your nap time you should tell your kindergarten teacher. Then again where's your picture. Since you're on here to do is insult other people's looks shouldn't they know what you look like? Troll.

[@flamingphoenix1425]

Harvey isn't Jordan's pet. Jordan is Harvey's pet.

[@thedarkgenious7967]

That's just how it be with cats sometimes. especially house cats.

[@eltrolololol2563]

He ain’t a cat, he evolved just like humans.

[@jamesmurphy7828]

Pretty sure Jordan is the slave and not the pet :P

[@CTDjevin]

I am *not* convinced that cats are domesticated. They don't see us as owners, they see us as staff. Expendable staff. Jordan needs to carefully apologize to Harvey and never repeat the offense.

[@alberteinstein453]

​@@jamesmurphy7828 racially makes sense

[@user-qe6zv6gu8f]

I loved the choked up, stuttered, "I-It's not illegal, by the wa-"

[@saotee194]

my dad also HATES the lights on in the car when it's moving, but he even wouldnt let us have it on the setting where the light turn on when you open the door so you can SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING. I think it was something about the battery? but now he's mellowing out a bit and we can have the light on when going in/out and if necessary while driving though you can feel the disapproval in the air.

[@Kristbjorg-Nymann]

20 years from now we will all be here still watching Jordan's greats.

[@jollyrose7198]

he’ll probably be retired, hes 40 or something /j

[@Nezby]

I’ve seen like all of these but they never get old 😂

[@Mightype]

Yes

[@macblastoff7700]

What percentage is "like all"? 87.6%? More?

[@Nezby]

@@macblastoff7700 why 87.6?

[@user-tc5zj7uj3v]

i know😢

[@yeahnoonecaresifyouarefirst]

Like all.... duh ❤

[@Toaster81]

As a person who has 3 cats all with vastly different personalities, 1 thing is constant with all of them. Don't screw with their food. Don't suddenly change brands, amount, or feed times. Not only are their systems easily thrown off & can possibly cause real health issues. But cats are evil geniuses if unhappy.

[@cruelabduhl]

Can I just say that I love Harvey? That is all, thank you.

[@amorphoussolid8512]

Seeing Harvey cradled like a baby just seems right. All I need is to hear him go"merrrr"

[@ruth80809]

Ditto! ❤

[@gliver2549]

jordan is timeless, i will still be watching these in elderly years 😂

[@karifaevt]

It is so good of Harvey to let jordan make these

[@Sweetie_abundant_heart]

My dad didn't let us turn the light on in the car at night because he was concerned about the Klan and didn't want people to see inside. Maybe that's why he told you it was illegal. I still don't turn on my light unless it's necessary. I don't like anyone looking in while I'm driving.

[@spencerkagen1386]

😲 Yet another thing I never would've thought of because I'm a privileged white person!! Jeeeebus. That's terrible, I'm sorry you and your family grew up in a place like that. 🖤

[@RelaxYoureAStrangerOnTheNet]

Lmfao at privileged white person. There’s no such thing. In America you make your life what it is or you fail and make excuses and blame others. You’re a privileged American as am I.

[@RannonSi]

Or maybe it was that he didn't want something to make it harder to see what's happening outside, that's at least the reason for why I wasn't allowed to have the light on when it was dark outside.

[@2010lani]

​@@spencerkagen1386 privileged white person? What does skin colour have to do with anything?

[@renettejones478]

I can sit and hear Jordan talk all day 😅😂

[@LocalDude7382]

Jordan takin us back 😂

[@hieithefox]

It’s Dino Nuggets and Toaster Strudel as childhood favorites that are still the best

[@dawnmccarthy1]

The ice cream and frosty machines aren't broken. They just don't want to clean them.

[@marysmith861]

I'm loving this. Just found your channel. Have a permanent smile on my face now. Funny stuff. Mostly. Those giant hornet's give me the heebeejeebee's.

[@jasonfischer8946]

My favorite part about this video is that it says "Part 1".

[@ThePredilection]

Fr he’s the only tic toc/ KZbin creator who matters. Great and consistent video set up, jokes and always has a funny opinion or observation

[@NecrochildK]

Have you perhaps checked out Khaby Lame? Jordan Howlett is awesome, but so is Khaby.

[@midnightmacabre5981]

You have no idea how long ive been waiting for you to make a compliation i can just hard binge for half an hour I needed this, i needed this so bad, do you understand? You could make a several hour long compilation of just literally every tiktok youve done and i would watch it over a dozen times, do you get me I need your content in bingeable longform format. All of it. As much as you can, at least.

[@spencerkagen1386]

The fact that you seamlessly incorporated his lingual style makes this all the better; thank you for your service

[@Zekaniah]

the one with how men Dont grow up they just grow old makes me laugh so much. And its SO TRUE! My stepdad is 56 and he still watches Tom and Jerry XD

[@laggeryt7558]

We enjoy everything you do, sir. You are a true genius slash entertainer slash regular guy asking the dumb questions and finding out shit we should've been told when we were like 5 years old. Thank you for your contribution to humanity.

[@Sly-Moose]

Made his own compilation before anyone else can 😂

[@rochelleb973]

I always thought turning on the lights in a moving car, was illegal. I was under the impression it was considered a distraction to oncoming traffic🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@sesshomaruslover1]

it can be. my friend said (at least in the state we live) that if the light impedes your visibility it's a distraction and therefore illegal but if its on and you can see and drive fine then it's ok

[@spencerkagen1386]

​​@@sesshomaruslover1that's arbitrary, and most likely a lie your friend told you/perpetuated

[@spencerkagen1386]

Your parents clearly failed you

[@ImmaFigment]

And the best is yet to come, keep up the good work.

[@Pyron420]

So much life and social advice hidden in fast food secrets

[@DicebethyVice]

Saved for later to watch with the bestie, thank you kind sir ❤

[@ChiguireGourmet]

I just love jordan so much

[@doghouse583]

Omg! My dad told me the same thing about interior car lights! I’m still very uncomfortable turning on the interior lights at any time. 😂😂😂

[@Lord_Azazel_Official]

"Feed him more for your own safety" Bro I'm terrified I have two cats *TWO* AND THEY BOTH MAD SUS WHEN THEY AIN'T FED RIGHT

[@aaronta6573]

Harvey is just Eric Cartman but he's a cat at this point

[@jesussaucedo8133]

Jordan sometimes does fun facts some here are 2 historical fun facts. 1, When the shoot out at the OK Corral happened, Billy the Kid had been dead for about 3 months. 2, the famous voice actor Mako who voiced such characters as Aku in Samurai Jack, and Uncle Iroh in Avatar The Last Airbender, studied at the Pasadena Playhouse. Yes, Pasadena in Los Angeles!

[@user-nn7xq7vv5x]

When he said "...Ants are the most dangerous animal in the world."and then he said " Ants have financially harmed more people than sharks ever had" The first thing I thought was "This is why we kill ants and their nest with OIL AND ANT KILLER !"

[@Staniii2360]

6:50 Tell me your Gen Z without telling me your Gen Z.😂 I immediately thought of Morpheus.

[@deewynn]

You don’t have to be Gen Z to get the reference 😶 Those stories were created BEFORE you were born! Why do younger ppl assume everything was created in their lifetime? You all seem ridiculous saying things like that. I was telling my Niece and Nephews in their teens what I liked to eat at Mickey Dee’s as a child. They were shocked it was open in the 70’s!😒😒😒😒

[@tyler_liwan5]

“No, y-your tail lights are ou- ARE YOU OKAY!?!”

[@essenceatkins3775]

When he said struggling people need burgers too I was on the floor

[@luckydog0953]

I wish I could like his video 55 million times

[@bellathesuperpoms]

He sure knows alot about these bugs

[@Puppy_Puppington]

No shoes are worth more than $120. And that’s if they’re practical, Durable, ergonomic & masterly crafted.

[@Its-Always-Something54]

Jordan, I so enjoy your videos!! You are a hoot!!!

[@KayleeLovesHotSauce]

My cat learned to open the pantry door for more treats even if they're on the highest shelf. We had to stop buying treats after my cat gained like 7 pounds.

[@ThatIckyGuy]

I need a compilation of Jordan saying "get so close right now."

[@CaptainJacksIsland]

KZbins needs to make it so I can watch this fullscreen on my phone just like the Shorts

[@CarpeNutella]

Crows also attack people they hate over and over but 😮 will love little kids who are kind and bring them buttons, coins, jewelry

[@hulda4ever]

This man is my life now, I don't even have the restaurants or the animals or any of the food or drinks that he talks about.. I don't even have McDonalds in my country..

[@tjviper1991]

I still love Uncrustables as well.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@boumerges3375]

i discovered your channel few days ago and binged quite a lot of your vids, great stuff, love it :)

[@WolfRayron1225]

i looked it up, for sourdough bread knock on the bottom of the loaf like a door and if it sounds hollow its properly cooked, if it sounds solid or thuddy then its not done cooking yet. EDIT: i also looked up the glasses, just google pinch on glasses.

[@PumpkinPie1985]

I love Jordan ❤

[@zacharydrewke3344]

Never gets old😂

[@CHARLEE.Rotten]

I told my kids the same thing about car interior light on. My mom told me U turns we’re illegal even though signs allowing it are everywhere.

[@deewynn]

Jordan is ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY CORRECT about women’s male friends!! We know if they’re attracted us!! Guys should know that they’re friend zoned because we like them, but aren’t attracted to them romantically nor physically. It’s also why when and if they bring a girlfriend around us, the gfs don’t like us! Because they can’t tell they’re attracted to us too!

[@bigdexmedia5233]

The Apple Pay/Mobile Pay to Walmart makes the most amount of sense

[@Hiluxtaco]

"Back it up a lil bit! "

[@elizabethdemerie13]

My dad told me the same thing about the interior lights in the car!!! Lol I am also a NYer and I do knock on bread as well 😂❤

[@Neosilvium27]

3:14 I was expecting McNally to come and show me how the phone lock was breakable

[@brandonnewby178]

Two cities over and your ice cream is still that solid? Well now I'm questioning everything

[@SunnysBibleASMR]

U had me from the cinnamon roll ❤😢

[@imhungry48.o_o.]

An entire collection! 😄🥳🎉❤

[@Scrimmons]

Jordan posted we know were gonna eat good this week >:D

[@mattrose1365]

I came here just to say that whenever Jordan says he's an adult I always think about him complaining that people say he's old, bro which one is it 😭😭🤣🤣

[@Pixel.No1]

24 minutes of spittin' facts

[@TirraOmilade]

The egg breaking was stressing me but I am impressed.

[@Rayrockny]

This guy doesn't have a stand up special yet? That's unreal

[@FleaChristenson]

I never heard the phrase McDonald’s money until well into adulthood. Until KZbin shorts, actually. I strongly suspect that’s because there was no McDonald’s in our tiny town. When we’d go into New Orleans we’d go to Burger King anyway.

[@kristie6597]

Omg!!!! I'm 51 years old & believe it or not I have always thought it was illegal to turn the light on in the car when the car is going too. Lol. My mom told me that same thing growing up. Lol.

[@chookinathunderstorm3446]

Harvey's face, reliving the absolute outrage while mentally scrubbing his latest revenge plot to replace it with an even more creative better/worse one if it EVER happens again! 🔌👿💨

[@ringthatbell9597]

2:18 I was today years old when I found out that it is not illegal to have the lights on in the car while it’s in motion

[@CarpeNutella]

The middle center area has all the leftover frosting and it is softer

[@Hocklie333]

The soda can thing...🤯

[@MsCarringHeart]

I have 2 cata, they are very smart and when they are mad or not happy they do thijgs they know well get your attention. Loved the video.

[@Janey-hn8jq]

When getting pulled over🚨 FIRST thing dome lights On works....

[@katievolk5368]

Hi, I forgot about you!! You never come up in my feed probably will now, I saw you about 6 months ago and thought you were very smart, funny I subscribed right away I'll be watching you now!! Thankyou 😊

[@christine_muts]

My dad told me if i turned on the lights on in the car while cause he was driving, he wouldnt be able to see the road 😂😂😂

[@biker6070]

16:40 everyone + a paramedic assumed I was 16-17. I’m 24. But I am stressed as hell

[@BrandonNewby-es5it]

What a joy

[@P2000Camaro]

Holy shit I can't stop laughing at the cop pulling you over and lights inside the car thing.. lmfao.. Holy shit.. MAINLY because my parents told me the same thing and even though I learned a while ago that it wasn't true, I STILL get nervous to turn the lights on in my car. Even while sitting. That's fucking hilarious.. "NOOO!!"..

[@wingsandbeaksbirder2312]

OMGosh! Just joined. Poor guy is owned by a cat!😊

[@A_Wild_Dyzzy]

As a New Yorker. Can confirm. We test our bread like watermelons.

[@levilol_jk]

21:08 Actually, old soda cans were shaped like soup cans and you had to use a little tab (with a hole for grip) and peel back the top so you could drink the soda. It's a large conspiracy that it's used for straws but that is actually just an intentional design.

[@kimberly8695]

The McDonalds ice cream machine was working?😮

[@joetheawesome]

16:15 One of my coworkers said that if he didn't know how old I was, he would have guessed I was somewhere near 40. I didn't feel too great after that.

[@MobbyLug]

21:09 I knew that about the tabs on soda cans, I’ve used the tab for the very purpose of holding my straw in place.

[@Ilikebunnies-metoo]

Conversely, bees and yellow jackets apparently love Dunkin' donut holes 😅😅😅

[@ferretyluv]

Now I want a cinnamon roll.

[@rajabuta]

I saw a video about the unbreakable phone lock. Apparently, it's not. But the dude who opened it was basically a locksmith 😂

[@talyabasaman]

The light thing though... Same... Just... Same...

[@antgal9467]

6:44 them the Morpheus glasses! Where you get them?!

[@FitGabriel7]

Lol love his content and damn Jordan is fine asf ❤️❤️❤️🔥

[@NYR14477]

2:50 I thought the same thing for so long.

[@MegaVyruss]

as a woman i would just like to say its either the dino nugs or the Halloween nugs because you have to be festive during Halloween but they still are better than the pain boring ones

[@leahalenia5074]

4:50 to this day, I still love lunchables.

[@rawrpopsicles]

Here’s an egg fact I learned from Good Eats: if you have an egg in he shell, but can’t remember if it’s cooked or not, spin it on the table and then stop it and let go. If it continues to spin, it’s raw. If it stops, it’s cooked.

[@christiannee9668]

Well fun fact chicken parmesan with Dino nuggies is quite good or if you are in a real struggle meal or snack you would make rice with peanut butter and honey which will last you for days because of the peanut butter will fill you up you can also do it with Nutella

[@valtoton2982]

I think that we were all told that it was illegal to turn the lights on when the car was moving we were younger I think maybe it was a lot because we were all told that and somehow still as a grown ass adult with a teenager I still I'm afraid to the lights on in the car when they're moving and when my son puts the lights on in the car while it's moving hurry up shut it off shut it off shut it off lol 😂😂😂

[@crystalstorm9]

Love this

[@ladykiwi2946]

I love Harvey 🥰😘🐱

[@brandonnewby178]

You get the rinkydink kids frostee for the keychain. Duuuuuuuuhhh. Did you actually expect free larges?!

[@Conquistador76]

I will also say I am drake’s assistant to get McDonald’s ice cream machines to work.

[@rajeshruparelia1198]

My dad told me about the lights in the car. I'm 47 from the Uk lol

[@zacharybishir2411]

Just had Mr. Softee ice cream and cherry dip in Long Island NY, please tell me you have these recipes, I crave the soft serve from the truck