Best lines from A Very Potter Musical part A

[@ariahazelwood3842]

Favorite Lines: "What the HELL is a HUFFLEPUFF?" "I AIN'T CHO CHANG!" "DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY?" "Pigfarts" "It tastes like... cool mint" "QUIRREL. MAAAAN. LIIIISTEN." "That's absurd." "Granger, I thought you were a boggart"

[@BuckyBarnesAndNoble]

Snape: ...if that person were to touch themselves *looks at Ron* Ron: *wtf*

[@lyiess]

BuckyBarnesAndNoble then Ginny is in the back laughing her a$$ off

[@tillyrutland5445]

Ginny breaking character I can’t 😂😂

[@spicyspice1370]

"BITCH I AIN'T CHO CHANG" and "DID SOMEBODY SAY DRACO MALFOY" will always be my favourite lines

[@spicyspice1370]

And "why that's absurd"

[@abbysutherlandd]

Nicole Cranham and WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HEEEER

[@UnicorniaFelix]

"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" I died.

[@clairemcgonagall3578]

Me I am a Hufflepuff

[@harrysdifferentbeans6164]

Me

[@emmaburke6912]

'You got beaten by a two year old' 'I'll kill him this time through and through' 'Or you might just give him another tattoo' Best line ever

[@meagangarman564]

"Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest gentalist, sexiest men I have ever met." Aw, yeah Dumbledore, you got it right.

[@PossiblyAwesome]

"Just give 'em all B-'s and be done with it!" "Now that's evil." "Oh, well thanks, I am the Dark Lord."

[@gracenern8]

"I AIN'T CHO CHANG!!!" Dead. I'm dead. XD

[@alphadoggrito]

"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!" "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

[@meepmeep1754]

'Hufflepuff' 'Find!'

[@EmRose.r]

Harry: What are you doing right now? Hermione: Your potions essay. Harry: Oh, well, do that 'cause it's due tomorrow. You're the best!

[@emf1145]

My personal favorite "Balls are for pansies. Hey, wait, what's your name?" "Pansy." "Good enough- will you go to the ball with me?"

[@EmmaLouise229]

"Well, I believe everything has a place. Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so do your CLOTHES! Namely, a DRESSER!" Haha

[@iluvbooks2003]

"Cedric you're a hufflepuff, why don't you go find something?" "hey Harry, I think I found something." "cedric, you're such a spare." "kill the spare!" And "oh my Rowling!" "Harry, you missed the raffle" Should have been there. Oh and "hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily next year, I'll be transferred to pigfarts."

[@nyluv150]

Thing Draco Malfoy wants 1. Hermione Granger 2. Rocketship 3. Go to pigfarts

[@SweetLilHunnyBee]

I love how Cho Chang is a Southern Belle. 😂😂😂

[@loopyToop]

.....I just realised that ginny had a Gryffindor tie on before she was sorted in this....

[@abigailevans8570]

Hand me down?

[@alyssajohnson3772]

yeah, and in avps Cho tells harry to stop by the ravenclaw common room before she even gets to hogwarts for the first time. but it's ok, they're still awesome

[@sarahbensch6813]

+Alyssa Johnson but Cho is a year older so she was already sorted

[@alyssajohnson3772]

Sarah Bensch that makes sense, but she's still there in senior year...

[@HayleyJanee]

Alyssa Johnson it’s starkid, half of this doesn’t make sense. That’s what makes it awesome.

[@sharkfins19994]

"hey harry maybe it won't be that bad, maybe you will have to fight mushu from mulan or maybe puff the Dragon" XD JOEY YOU KILL ME

[@sirencloud8037]

1:31 just realized that they got Ron's height right, when unfortunately, Rupert didn't grow tall enough

[@jessicasalazar2108]

16 dislikes?! ...Thanks Hermione...

[@babyboybensolo632]

'Quirrel!!! Maaaan! Listeeeen!!!' Always gets me 😂😂😂

[@kali.9255]

“I have to fight a goat?? I don’t know if I could do that morally...” that line always gets me xD

[@frankieroutledge2022]

I really love “when I rule the world I’ll plant flowweerssss” 😂

[@cherryride12]

It was left to me by my dad, my dad who's dead, my fathers dead I have a dead father... Such an awkwardly good bit!

[@shakeandjake_1]

Almost 10 years later....and I'm still loving this show

[@carrymeohio]

''what the hell is a hufflepuff?

[@meepmeep1754]

We are particularly good finders!

[@demJem09]

"BITCH i ain't cho chang." "GO HOME, TERRORIST." "aaaaahh, ten points to dumbledorr. :)" "uuuuhh, i'm the boy who lived, not died." "and i will be the one who is totally awesome," "YEAH YOU'LL BE THE ONE WHO IS TOTALLY AWESOME". :D

[@codasinger5298]

"just give them all B- and be done with it!" "... Now THAT'S Evil." "Well, yeah, thanks, I am the dark lord."

[@shannonravenclaw3000]

I think it is actually equal

[@Bisondaycare]

The guy who plays Dumbledore reminds me of the dad from Wizard's of Waverly place.

[@shannonlawton9833]

Hailey Bricker OMG YES

[@juliameyer10313]

4:34 now I know what C.S.Lewis meant! Guys, rumbleroar!!!! This must be alsan from Narnia!!!!!!!

[@RemusChocolade]

I know, that's one of my favorite moments in the whole musical, that shrug!

[@ninenn1995]

I love the guy who posted the video, well first for posting a totally awesome video with totally awesome lines in it, and also I love this guy for the "please don't sue me" description. Like seriously, I automatically respect you ;)

[@cryptid_syd]

I love how this is almost the entire thing

[@TeamKlaine4ever]

" maybe you'll just have to fight mooshu from mulan ." lol

[@cheymckenzie96]

That "10 points to Dumbledore" will forever be my favorite StarKid line!

[@hayleedickson-munn7312]

Supermegaawesomefoxyhot

[@keykiyoshi7443]

Isn't it supermegafoxyawesomehot?

[@potatosaurrawr3628]

Don't blame Herman! They just didn't get their rocketship to Pigfarts yet!

[@bubblebarnacles]

Dont blame Herman for everything! Thoose people probably couldnt FIND the like button XD

[@Jefferson_starkid]

love them all!! i can't GO to pigfarts! ITS ON MAARRRS... you NEED a rocketship! do yo have a rocketship, potter? I bet you do. you know, not all of usinhertited enough money to BUY OUT NASA when our parents died! that's like the best one =D

[@prince.ttyler1205]

18 dislikes? Thanks Herman....

[@Bearsca]

Cedric's smile after Dumbledore says "What the hell is a Hufflepuff!?" is so good.

[@maytemeyer]

"That's because Pigfarts in on MARS !!!" I love Draco with his obsession for Pigfarts XD

[@byufan4ever013]

Hufflepuffs are very good finders WHAT THE HELL IS A HUFFLEPUFF

[@ahsokatano371]

LOL, 'Did someone say Draco Malfoy?' xD I love this Draco xD

[@guadaphobiax3SP]

"...Hufflepuff" "FIND!" "What?"

[@halli8665]

Why isn't this the whole musical?!!

[@hannahjemelka1523]

JellioIsAReader It says part a

[@meepmeep1754]

Probably copyright

[@yologirl727]

When himny said wowy I thought of undertake papyrus

[@uranuskeith7412]

dear god each and every line from that musical is a blessing

[@Bearsca]

"Hey! Eternal glory? Already got it." Awesome arm/hand movements. Darren Criss is a genious.

[@EbzzOutLoudX]

"Professor, can another person be a portkey?" "No, that's absurd. Because then if a person were to touch themselves." *glare at Ron* "Hufflepuff." "FIND!" "What?" "For centuries-" "GO HOME, TERROIST!" "10 points to Dumbledore." "Out of hundreds, if not five, Gryffindors." "Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met." "That's because Pigfarts, if on Maaars." "Rumbleroar's the headmaster at Pigfarts. He's a lion, who can talk." Just a few of my faves

[@codasinger5298]

"Get me some Nasonex you SWINE!"

[@TheHbsoots]

Actually, it is impossible to make that kind of video. Because every line from A Very Potter Musical is the best.

[@wonderlandmafia2]

In the sequel no one could pronounce Hermione's name right and called her Herman :)

[@isobel7213]

They were in their first year then

[@Emma-ed1jv]

This is better then the real harry potter moives

[@law0603]

I just love, love, LOVE quirrel and voldy! They are so funny and talented!

[@elaruiz957]

18 dislikes? That's absuuuuurrd!

[@Heather-xo2jc]

Emerald toon You're absurd

[@Heather-xo2jc]

Hazel Levasque THAT'S ABSURD!

[@wuvweezerandwookiees]

"I can't defeat thee. So please, don't eat me." Lol best rhyme ever! But I could never narrow down the best parts of this the entire thing is too friggin priceless.

[@TheMarciahhh]

Tyler Brunsman has the most perfect smile. I just

[@xoTalim]

I love how pretty much almost all of the musical is in these best lines videos. xD

[@balonik26]

15 unlikes?!Thanks Hermione

[@RemusChocolade]

That shrug is the best thing since sliced bread! I just love it too. :D

[@LivHull09]

0:57 I love the landing that Joey ends up in.

[@Jefferson_starkid]

"OH MY GOD hermione shut up!" "when i rule the world, i'll plant floweeeeeeeers" "welsh greenbacks can't stand the smell of HEINZ tomato ketchup" "do that first, cause that's due tomorrow" "you know not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died..." "oh my god, i have to fight a goat? i don't know if i can do that morally..." "of course! the cloak! i love love love all of these!!

[@flames1752]

Good job hermione! Now there's 17 dislikes!

[@ImagineDragonlords]

people need to chill about this vid. it's nice for a good short nostalgic hit of avmp. (Y) when you don't have time to watch the whole thing. and plus...anything to do with avmp/avps is TOTALLY AWESOME.

[@TheFrenchMadmoiselle]

You left out my favorite line! "Seriously man, back when I had a body, I had mad game with the bitches. Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange!"

[@kmasucci]

Best Part 0:00-9:28

[@hiiiskelsey]

"10 points to Dumbledore!"

[@GrangerGirl2]

2:27-2:36 = one of my favorite lines on the entire show

[@n03liaa_]

I've been searching for Ding Dang in the maps since AVPM came out and to this day I haven't found it yet 👁️👄👁️

[@TeamKlaine4ever]

" go home terrorist" " hey, internal glory, already got it." " That's because Pigfarts is on Mars." " Rumbleroar is the headmaster at Pigfarts, he's a lion , who can talk." " I command you to get up, fold them at least. " " are you nuts? beautiful? more like supermegafoxyawesomehot."

[@queenofsingin99]

thank you for putting in "QUIRRRRRRELLLLLLL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN LIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSTTTTTTTENNNNNNN!"

[@tancck1130]

Darren is Supermegafoxyawesomehot!

[@BadmintonBabe17]

Amazing video!! I love this musical, and i really only have one suggestion, and that's that next time, you should try to use the quotes in chronological order, but like i said, great vid :)

[@Nile12031]

"What the hell is a hufflepuff?" That never gets old.

[@BF4L96]

WHO COULD DISLIKE THIS? i love it soo much

[@leilafaddoul6316]

my faves lines “what the hell is a hufflepuff” “that’s abbbsurrdd” “pig farts pig farts here i come pig farts pig farts yum yum yum” “woah that is a boss zefron poster” “RUMBLEROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR” “I AINT CHO CHANG” “ When i rule the world i’ll plant flowerrrrssssss” “because i am worth it”

[@CrystallineDelight]

"Can a person be a portkey?" "No, that's absurd. Because if a person were to touch themselves" *stares at Ron* *Ginny laughing hysterically*

[@jimjuuh]

@RemusChocolade mwahaha.. you must've let those hufflelpuff jokes out on purpose, 'cause this comment is just perfectly put..:P

[@Fearthyaccount]

this was TOTALLY AWESOME!

[@Jefferson_starkid]

love your list, but the problem in AVPM is that every single line is awesome!! there isn't one that isn't good... this made my summer, i swear =)

[@TheOneAndOnlyIt]

I LOVE Cedrics entrance! If he was English he would have been the perfect Cedric for the films!

[@swedishmikafan]

my favourite at 2.00 :) Absolutley love Cedric there!

[@HSMHMCRGGfan]

This video is TOTALLY AWESOME!

[@QuestionableLifeChoices]

whenever i hear darren sing, i always think of how he sang somewhere only we know

[@SabreMaiden]

@xDaniBabezx Did you see their first comment? I was pointing out that everyone was allowed to do what they wanted because we all enjoy seeing it rehashed.

[@pivotgurl]

And i'm happy as a squirrel, long as i'm with Mr.Quirrel. Favorite line.

[@DragonHeart956]

"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders." "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" "Hufflepuff!" "FIND!" "What?" "Go home, terroist!" (sorry, i'm not sure i spelled that right) get me every time!

[@hl57]

@remuschocolade u left out "wat do u think of that potter? IM THE CHAMPION THIS TIME!" and "o look at this! rocket ship potter, starkid potter moonshoes potter! traversing the galaxy for intergalactic trips to pigfarts!" and "u roll over rite now or ill, ill, ill eat your pillow!!" and im probably forgetting some other ones but you get the point...

[@WateverWatever04]

@RemusChocolade damn nice sticking up 4 urself but that was kinda spicy... lol

[@googleitlol6590]

Harry pinning the dragon and counting to three is underrated

[@ARandomWorld]

@RemusChocolade Ooooooh Buuuuuuuurn. High five! *holds hand up for a high five because that was so clever*

[@RemusChocolade]

@iloveuggs100 Thank you for testing my temper. In case you haven't noticed, the entire show is already on youtube and if that's what you want to see, go see that, you [insert appropriate swear word].

[@musiclover6945]

What the HELL is a huffelpuff??! Hahahaha, that keeps cracking me up!!

[@hootsandhowls]

if a person were to touch themselves, *looks at Ron* LOL seriously my favorite Line!!! :)

[@MaddyLee99]

I have to say basically all the lines are the best!

[@MsDramagirl1]

i love how when cedric arrives he knocks everyone over

[@oliviamurray3909]

Wow the fact that Cho Chang is from the South is so ironic 😂.

[@MarooskiGaming]

all of it is my favourite!! :D xxx

[@HollyM95]

You missed "We've got to roll over... I can't sleep on my tummy!" I

[@hamham3binky]

@Songbird44100 YES. Joey Ricther, Joe Moses, Joe Walker?? AHHH