Best of: Ali Wong | Netflix Is A Joke

[@sadie513]

Her appropriate pauses, changes in tone and volume, plus facial expressions, elevate her comedy even more. Loved her specials. Loved her movie. Well done, Ali Wong!

[@fv2977]

It's the difference between a decent comedian and a great one.

[@emilywang3328]

I haven’t tried doing comedy or anything yet but I’m also cool.

[@TheShmoo123]

Appropriate pregnant pauses 😆

[@sadie513]

@Maxyo Like your comment?

[@sadie513]

@Maxyo Don't quit your day job

[@map2476]

"if we had hired a 25 year old man who was ... not ugly.." xDDDDD I love her

[@reinerwalter1367]

that was my favorite too lol

[@margaritam.9118]

Standards! 😆

[@chickenmonger123]

I’m 26 and watch a baby part time. I’m a dude, middle lower looks. But it’s my sisters kid. And I’m not gay. So it’s fine.

[@stephaniepargas2635]

Margarita M. Uû

[@stephaniepargas2635]

Rainer Walter guiggg

[@caelanmcchesney2633]

"The TV is taking care of the baby, okay?" I almost died on that, from it being funny, because that's true for most parents these days.

[@DEV3N87]

wow, uh ok.

[@caelanmcchesney2633]

@@DEV3N87 ...what? If you really think about it, children are more focused on tablets, phones, tvs, and video game platforms-mostly Playstation and Xbox.

[@DEV3N87]

@@caelanmcchesney2633 i dont disagree. The punchline was weak, thats all.

[@DEV3N87]

@@caelanmcchesney2633 my reaction was to your reaction on the "i almost died" as in it wasnt that funny lol. I mean its based on reality, just not that funny to me.

[@caelanmcchesney2633]

@@DEV3N87 ...looking back on it now...I think I was having a Pandemic Crisis moment. You know, highs and lows. Trying to look for something to laugh at, while the world keeps on giving you bad news.

[@zerofox641]

“Having a white dude named Noah cut my mangos” damn that is next level financial stability

[@Sonic-yt1jx]

ZeroFox75 what does that even mean

[@SAMIRA0209]

*mangoes

[@kaiyamya9882]

@@Sonic-yt1jx Remember that scene in Forrest Gump where Bubba's mom became so rich she was able to hire a white woman as a cook? Same type of flex.

[@Sonic-yt1jx]

yes I do

[@bnyob3463]

Racist.

[@Tassie85]

"Let's make a mess" really is straight up romantic shit that i dream about. That man is platinum.

[@RespectMyThickness]

Right she should have married him 😂

[@carolinaparedes2565]

Bro, that's the DREAM

[@MegaSheen15]

@@RespectMyThickness she actually talks about it in her book. It turned out the guy had multiple personality disorder

[@jasondownsnet]

Well Ali should have found out which personality said it and lock that shit down.

[@midom9143]

or he's vampire....

[@n.c.6211]

"I would never accept anything younger than 62 years old" As an Italian woman I can relate

[@Laurence2000]

_“The TV is taking care of the baby!”_ 👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏

[@scottyi88]

quite litteraly that tv money

[@shimag1992]

The Simpsons said it first. All facts

[@godsamazinggrace5331]

Nowadays it's the iPhone and iPad playing nanny!!

[@magrittedeau]

@@godsamazinggrace5331 its a double entendre, coz she earns her money from TV industry

[@xenopyxis]

When I was a baby the TV was my favorite (only) nanny.

[@PsychoStueyHappyKittens]

"It made me feel beautiful. BEAUTIFUL!"

[@Niphredyl]

I' ve seen both of the specials, my pelvic floor had a hard time from laughing

[@mrsellenj.a1740]

😹😹

[@NoneYaBp]

Fuck where do I watch the full show 🤣

[@Niphredyl]

@@NoneYaBp both on Netflix

[@garrettizuno3739]

They’re so great

[@yourmajesty3569]

I love that she doesn't hold herself to any outdated standards that women can't say certain jokes. If it's funny, she's gonna f*cking say it.

[@DEV3N87]

so edgy omg so brave yaas queen

[@maddi8760]

@@DEV3N87 oh get over yourself. Replying to every comment bashing her🙄

[@GeordieBoy1955]

She didn’t say anything that came close to being funny !!!

[@rafaelguasp1141]

She hasnt even said a joke. She just says her unfunny opinions.

[@fleiteae]

I watched the whole video and she didn’t say anything funny though.

[@TheImpiroGirl]

Okay but if someone said "let's make a mess" to me I'd marry them in an instant. That man is gold

[@editthisthot4302]

TheImpiroGirl I married that man.

[@TheImpiroGirl]

The Indian Princess nice!

[@ironfae]

You’d be surprised how many guys would go for it. Most men don’t let a period stop them from getting sex. Trust me.

[@questioneverything6270]

I would never turn it down the clit can still be stimulated on the period

[@ironfae]

Maria Jorreca If you’re REALLY looking, lower your standards. All the guys most women ignore will do ANYTHING to your body you want. Good looking, successful men can afford to be picky because they can get sex without trying. However, unattractive losers who are lonely will give you all 50 shades willingly. Think about it.

[@harrisonburgeron]

John must be so happy there’s another proud Asian American woman in the comedy business.

[@vineethagopi6434]

Mulaney is a proud asian american lady...

[@esc7162]

dog of wisdom!!! lol

[@Nothing-yf4ks]

TIGER MOM

[@idontknowwhatimdoingg]

lmao this video was recommended right after his

[@zachmustachio340]

They have the same feminine hips

[@Iamatomto]

“That’s right because I DON’T WANNA WORK ANYMORE” 😂😂😂

[@ppp0724]

"It made me feel beautiful! BEAUTIFUL!" 😂😂😂😂

[@Teeliciousstyle]

Yassssss

[@randomcitizen3939]

Lol No lie.. My bf said that to me. I knew he was a keeper. xD

[@nicnaknoc]

#IMWITHHER

[@Sun_beetle]

I have mad respect for that dude 😂😂

[@spacemomsdaughter3549]

I LOST it

[@JD-dh7bk]

"Let's make a mess Ali!!" LMAO

[@orionsoutro1794]

I need me a man like that😭😭😭

[@darikai219]

Inspired

[@Chris-hp9be]

Thats a real man right there

[@jonathanxavier2026]

@@Chris-hp9be Nope. That's a desperate man.

[@51Saffron]

I had a boyfriend who didn't mind making a mess either. He was the only guy I knew who didn't care, but this was way back in the 80's. He said he loved all of me.

[@annnee6818]

It's got a lot better. Now you get a ratio of 2/3 don't care and 1/3 grossed out. So I guess women have become 66% less gross in 35 years. Yay😵

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

He was just horny. It's disgusting. But then no more disgusting that the shitty asshole our balls have to smash against during regular sex.

[@da96103]

She is crazy. No matter how crazy rich asian you are, you PICK UP the quarter.

[@xXOFrannieOXx]

omg hahahahahaha, killed me hahahaha

[@lastcall8286]

Is she funny?

[@luckdingwong2196]

Yep. It doesn't matter how rich you are. You step on it first to look around make sure no one else saw it with you

[@da96103]

@@luckdingwong2196 Hey guys, you go ahead, I have to tie my shoe laces.

[@luckdingwong2196]

@@da96103 and you are wearing vans slip on

[@FreedomofSpeech865]

Yep, my nanny was twice my age and twice my weight. It worked out great.

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

Scorpio Moon you’re insecure

[@melodyvanbergen4988]

you're smart, i'm a youngin now but if i have kids I'm doing the same thing

[@junythepooh]

@@b2kzangelalwayz and people can be insecure, oof, nothing wrong with that

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

Juny ThePooh girl grow up. That will not stop someone from cheating.

[@chocolatecream5593]

b2kzangelalwayz who tf said she was cheating on anyone? 😂😂

[@eman-kq8cw]

I hope her kids one day find her comedy and realize how much work they were in the making😂😂

[@DEV3N87]

id be embarrassed my mom was such a shitty comic. and only really related to the woke crowd. yas queen omg slay LMFAO

[@maddi8760]

@@DEV3N87 I wonder if you know what “woke” even means...

[@johnnygeilo1427]

@@maddi8760 Judging from the clips of woke people on yt and tiktok, I'd say it's a terrible mental illness?

[@maddi8760]

@@johnnygeilo1427 so you still don’t know what it is….ok

[@johnnygeilo1427]

@@maddi8760 I mean, you could just tell us what it is. But I've googled it now and it sounds good. What a shame we mostly see clowns (to put it nicely) calling themselves woke, I wonder why most normal people don't like the word and the people who use it. Anyway, I'm just glad I don't live in the USA.

[@jllum]

I want Noah mango, Rebecca kiwi, Danielle pineapple! 😂

[@trickingkid2.028]

😭😭

[@mattyy7912]

I think the audience got a little bit worried in the last part where she did movements we don't normally see pregnant women do. 😂

[@irockipod]

I legit panicked for a moment and was like no you preggo lady! Nein! But then i saw her lie down and strike a pose very similar to a pose I've seen preggo women do for yoga and i was like, alright, she's good

[@mattyy7912]

@@irockipod yes she is good!!! Hahaha

[@irockipod]

@@mattyy7912 i know right! She's so daring and accurate too.. On a side note, and do take this as a compliment- you are very handsome. Hope this has made your day a little bit better 😊

[@mattyy7912]

@@irockipod Thank you! I appreciate the compliment. You're beautiful ♥️

[@irockipod]

@@mattyy7912 you are way way too kind- and that's a really old photo! But thank you! It has made my day that much better as well!

[@maitri5265]

If the mangos are slided by Tiffanys, Jennifer, or Jessicas, you know that that is a whole new level of financial stability.

[@NJGuy1973]

Tiffanys, Jennifers, and Jessicas don't slice the mangoes at Whole Foods. They're busy at the courtesy desk, dealing with the Karens.

[@TheBeastofBrianWilliams]

She said “Harvard Nectar” LOL

[@shizukagozen777]

😭😭😭😂

[@jean-luchidalgo5774]

That part was my favorite 😂

[@DazedMMJ87]

Lmfaooooooo

[@arunikapritimishra632]

I'm so confused right now. Can't stop laughing and admiring her godly awesomeness right now. This lady here is the reincarnation of every 21st century women's inner voice. Thankyou for existing.

[@chelseali4463]

cannot put it better than you!

[@jennylovesjoe1224]

Seriously perfect comment!👍👏

[@toddgarver5397]

That's depressing

[@scy5716]

i want to say something but i'm late...... almost a year

[@arunikapritimishra632]

@@scy5716 Plz go ahead. We are listening

[@a.t2225]

“...that I learned in Atlanta “ 🤣🤣

[@giaroos4339]

My personal best period line I have ever heard was someone saying "what is the point of having a sword when there is no blood on it." 🤣🤣 Wow, thanks guys for the likes and the awesome comments.

[@Budu_bae]

😂😂

[@kevinpham_]

Not even game of thrones was ready or has this kind of power.

[@johnmallqui4600]

Nasty ass

[@selene5299]

I really enjoyed "a pirate isn't afraid of the red sea"..

[@xMadmartigan]

This is gold and I am going to use it as soon as possible lol

[@swavnasahoo711]

"Harvard nectar" 😂😂 asian women go for the smart ones 😂😂

[@ClassyJohn]

no....they go for the rich ones...

[@allisonmacrae381]

Yo, that line made me injure my hand, I couldn't help but just slap the shit out of my wall!!

[@ShiaKelfee]

true. when i heard that my friend's brother is gon be a Ph. D. i was like "will u be my sister in law?" cuz i love that shit lol

[@xxForgottenx]

@@ClassyJohn Most of the time, smart ones are rich ones.

[@tellmesomething2412]

@tdot22 You're basically looking at women like whores with this comment btw. I'm a man.

[@shivaninaidoo2483]

Her timing is everything 🤣👌🏾

[@antoniov3477]

I love her aesthetic in comedy. Calm and funny haha. Those aggressive comedians are unbearable for me.

[@ElleCullen17]

I recommend you watch the british comedian Sarah Mcmillan then!

[@charlesm5752]

Her “aesthetic” has nothing to do with her style. Quit using words when you don’t know what they mean.

[@hereliesmyreputation2559]

@@charlesm5752 it's a common used word, dude chill.

[@antoniov3477]

Blake r - wow people must love inviting you to parties....

[@antoniov3477]

K P - it’s a fucking pregnant comedian..... stfu crybaby lmaooo.

[@purple_engineer]

Her bone structure though

[@MOSP14]

Lyra M and here we have the psycho.

[@galanoth17]

Bone structure? What about it?

[@galanoth17]

@@j.j1916 i am not sure what you mean. Like her bone structure is good or bad? Or weird?

[@ng23242]

Beautiful ain’t it? Such great cheekbones

[@rp-wn5or]

Lmaooo these comments xD hopefully they were talking about her high cheekbones and not about eugenics

[@ShurikenBobomb]

“Everyday would be an all day nanny butt hole buffet” 💀🤣🤣💛

[@megan3663]

She's not lying about that period joke though lol

[@Sk8ordie7279]

Oh yea nothin but facts, I just lowkey wanna see how a female be on that lol

[@Sk8ordie7279]

Can't wait till God let me find out😂

[@pactanimated2580]

80% of the men in the world be like *brings flowers* "so I'm getting some right?" 15% are the really romantic, setting the mood and treating to your every desire because they know you will return the favor 5% "What no flowers?" "What flowers, Like some flora's gonna help your cramps and mood swings - get on your back and lemme take care of it" in all honestly, she do be right tho; that's the most romantic thing a guy could tell a woman XD

[@XtraNormalVideos888]

Her comedic timing is impeccable

[@haleycao5467]

SandiandBodiandI Bodi jesus. Who hurt you?

[@hereliesmyreputation2559]

@SandiandBodiandI Bodi You need to calm down

[@Xxrocknrollgod]

What is your iq

[@myst93]

She doesn't have comedic timing. She's not a comedian. She's actually the opposite of funny to be completely honest.

[@skinnie2838]

You must be fkn high. None of this was funny. Literally none of it. If you found any of this funny you are borderline rtrded.

[@mercnem6855]

The fact that there's a slither of positive reviews for a person who's as funny as a pitbull chasing a baby, only greatly emphasizes the fact that people will literally laugh at anything.

[@kajj10]

Just watched her movie and never knew she is a comedian. Now I will be following her. She is definitely funny.

[@Menstral]

Not

[@olobzjr]

@@Menstral no u

[@kresimirzex2720]

@@Menstral what movie?

[@LinhPhan-eb1dv]

kresimir zex Always Be My Maybe. Check it out on Netflix

[@estermantello8509]

Me tooo

[@hollywoodshopaholic]

I googled her Harvard husband after this and damn he is fine

[@steviesosa5617]

Is he fine to you because he graduated from Harvard? I just don't see what you see.... But I want to lol

[@joshuaball2276]

i think you've mistaken Randall Park with her real life husband. Rendal Park is handsom and his her husband in her tv show but her actual husband is almost bald and average looking.

[@JJ-dv1ve]

Joshua Ball Are you serious? Her husband is WAY more handsome than Randall Park. Just google him. His features are so elegant

[@linateacup]

Now I had to google! Justin Hakuta: half Filipino, half Japanese. My verdict- not bad.. lol Harvard or no Harvard

[@joshuaball2276]

@@JJ-dv1ve your actualy right I had a second look and Rendall ain't nothing special and in comparison to this photo I found of her real husband (link below) I would have to agree with you that he is handsome and much more so then Rendall biographypedia.org/who-is-ali-wongs-husband-justin-hakutas-wiki-net-worth/

[@VinayakaHalemane]

"Harvard nectar" 😂😂😂

[@AislinnTaylor1]

That last bit on the floor. Epic. Also... impressive. Because that's a lot of movement for a super preggo lady.

[@shizukagozen777]

Ikr 😂😂😶

[@ilovelimpfries]

Amy schumer wished she was half as funny as ali wong.

[@muinteoircharline2090]

I don't get why she always has to be put in the same category with Schumer anyway. They're both female comics. That's it. Can't stand Schumer.

[@jayvee001400]

shaaaade but true

[@alfinkurnia7381]

I'm gonna report you for making me read her name without warning

[@sonjaastrakhan7553]

If Amy Schumer thinks she’s as funny, she’s Ali Wrong

[@Feelkkari]

And then Schumer did her own pregnancy special and Netflix acted like it was groundbreaking

[@dansitati9914]

Ali Wong is comedy genius. I can listen and laugh at her deliver humor in a melodic vocal range all day if I didn’t have to work 😅😅😅

[@AmethystEyes]

“That was not ugly” God that is so true!

[@jerseyltd]

Mangos cut by white people😂😂😂😂 see a quarter and keep walking

[@alwaysadilene]

Jersey LTD aspirations!!!

[@wastedvomit88]

fuck yeah..noah mango

[@Selkie7]

@William Campbell you sound like an irate white man mmmhmm😘

[@artoriasoftheabyss1575]

@William Campbell lmao triggered bitch cant take a joke

[@pickledirick8338]

Artorias Of The Abyss Are you black? Please don’t rob me! It’s just a joke! Sksksk Can you not take a joke? Sksksks

[@tom2005]

I love Ali, hillarious, great voice acting (and acting for that matter), just amazing

[@kyivstuff]

The tv is taking care of the baby!!!

[@KneeSea]

“When that man said he wanted to make a mess..................THAT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING EVERRR” MOOD 😂😂😂

[@loserlamo9234]

Her facial expressions are wonderful

[@tiffanifarrington4039]

I love that she calls ovulation Easter time 😂😂😂

[@DRmaryamA]

And nobdy laughed😅

[@marleydaugherty6255]

AM MA you must be deaf because there were laughs 😂

[@Selkie7]

Release the Kraken!!!!! Lol this woman is gold 😄

[@meowmeow5087]

I'm gonna have to borrow that one for me and my hubby 😂

[@iswish_41]

you have zero sense of what good comedy is.

[@darrylb.roberts7181]

"...like Jack Nicholson in "The Shining". I'm DEAD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bvckroomreactor]

That's the only proper way to eat ass

[@anthonyspencer9527]

Lmaooo

[@anthonyspencer9527]

Like ok I like her now

[@Justhannahfashion]

I love how her tone goes low just before she’s about to let rip and the tone goes higher 🤣🤣🤣

[@youngcoconut1781]

HARVARD NECTAR LMAO

[@hollywoodshopaholic]

Vishnu Preyei hahahaha best part

[@StephanieTips]

I know. When I heard it for the first time I died at that line

[@prettybird8839]

Some people are pressed in the comments. If she’s not your cup of tea then it’s okay. Move along but don’t call her ugly or unfunny. Her target market, me included, find her funny and beautiful. Peace be upon you all❤️

[@allornothing432]

Xolile Silombo Her “target market”??? Who would that be? Anyone with a nickle and a laugh is a comics market! She’s on the worlds stage and while I say she she is a typical female comic, crass, shock value, unintelligent jokes you’re on the other side of the room like, hey! She aint talking to you she’s just talking to me and my friends here. Well excuse you! 🤨

[@glittermafia5759]

@@allornothing432 oh fuck off with your self important attitude.

[@170skeith]

Loki so the same type of humor most male comedians have? Chill out snowflake no need to get so butt hurt

[@allornothing432]

@@glittermafia5759 No.

[@Selkie7]

Seriously! Sad to see how many miserable people just want to tear down actual TALENT when they're triggered....get over yourselves! This woman is gold😎🎊

[@kellymitchell5664]

Now I REALLY understand the “it made me feel beautiful. BEAUTIFUL!” Comments 😂😂😂

[@pandoranbias1622]

"Who is taking care of the baby?" The ipad.

[@Tanaconasaperson]

Hahahahaha 😂😂😂

[@sugarkavits1639]

Right now Ali Wong is taking care of the baby

[@Anele1097]

I'VE FINALLY SEEN A PREGNANT ASIAN LADY I CAN DIE NOW

[@christianserrano7344]

Where tf u live Alabama

[@angelfahlife6000]

I thought it was just me 😂

[@markone6861]

Live lot more to see

[@Anele1097]

@@christianserrano7344 Zimbabwe bro

[@Bibimbapski]

Wait till you see a pregnant Asian man.

[@SniperZaku]

"Yatta yatta, Poo poo, pee pee" ...and then everyone clapped 🦭

[@curtisholsinger6023]

Best of Ali Wong: *watches entire special*

[@bunty0058]

"when they get that stupid ass face" hahahaha very true. I can see and remember his face. 😂😂😂😂

[@danvirago]

“It made me feel beautiful!” That’s hilarious I identify....Love her

[@kenneth6421]

Hello beautiful lady

[@alyssapacheco9287]

I lost it at Jack Nicholson and The Shining 😂😂😂😂

[@vaiuta]

same - so good

[@dionearnold6047]

I died lol

[@willienelson3606]

HEEEERE'S ALI!!!

[@Leonlion0305]

4:46 aww she missed the chance to say "_Here's Mommy_" lmao

[@RNicolasRuvalcaba]

You're right, that woulda been hella funny..

[@VK_Magic72]

watching paint getting dry is much more funnier than this

[@frankperla86]

When girls tell me they are in their period, I tell them “sometimes a French fry needs ketchup”

[@ryanpulliam8987]

Omg I love that

[@mitsyrage2233]

Damn

[@marlom7882]

Frank Perla “I’m a crip a little blood ain’t never scare me”

[@mistertee5000]

When girls ask me why I like to eat butt, I say "because the boy needs his chocolate milk to grow big and strong"

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@anchyi1202]

A guy who doesn't mind her period? Is he your current husband?

[@icete93]

lol, it's so special?

[@rebbellobois]

@@icete93 yes. yes it is

[@DanielRodriguez-eh1qd]

Lol my wife gets grossed out that her period doesn’t gross me out. It’s just blood for the most part, like that will stop me. I can shower afterwards so no problem here.

[@jennylovesjoe1224]

@@DanielRodriguez-eh1qd You're a rare breed...a rare breed indeed. Your wife's a lucky woman! (I am too-hubby is the same way. Could care less but he's the only other guy I've known like that.) Keep on keeping on, my friend! 👍

[@nishisaxena4831]

Jennyanydots I don’t know why it’s a big deal because my 6 ex-boyfriends and my current boyfriend all of them don’t get grossed out by period !! I thought it’s pretty common among men to not get grossed out by it

[@lucid3556]

This is the beeeest of ali wong....!!!!...why didn't i laugh a single time.

[@patrickcannady2066]

She is so raunchy and so funny. She's only going to get funnier as she gets older.

[@alejandroyegros9546]

good point. her comedy style is going to age very well.

[@lisadee0276]

If you say so.

[@rafaelguasp1141]

That just tells me that u are not funny

[@liveinthetruth]

A lady says a raunchy dirty word with no actual context. People be like hahaha she so funny because she said a bad word! Yikes, she is not funny friends.

[@rodrigocisneros3166]

She aint funny and you people have problems

[@danielle2287]

”Danielle pineapple” Me being a Danielle who is allergic to pineapple: HAHA....oh wait

[@SjofnBM1989]

Hey. I'm allergic to pineapple too....names not Danielle though

[@Joanna-eb1zn]

You: *i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess*

[@GodsFaveSim]

Don’t worry fam. I’m allergic to grapes so that means theirs a lot of things with grapes that I can’t have lol.

[@danielle2287]

@@DEV3N87 I know right I’m such a comedian 😂😂.

[@chima6291]

That is exactly the reason she wants you to slice her mangos, Danielle. She would pay double the price

[@gaston4269]

remember, this is her BEST

[@YinaChow]

Never gets old. Hands down my favourite.

[@khayganda08]

There's not much pregnant stand-up comedians because it's literally difficult to stand up for so long. Like, it's cool that Ali could do it but I'll have cramps if I were her

[@lisadee0276]

Literally though? Like, really?

[@khayganda08]

@@lisadee0276 Yes, literally. Ever had cramps, varicose veins, edema?

[@pristineprincess4218]

@@lisadee0276 yes really. I could barely stand while I was pregnant. It hurt too much and used too much energy that I didn't have

[@BluntBrazenCurt_Evolved]

hense why shes famous. Women can do what men can we're just seeing someone work for it

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

She'd be the only one in the room with cramps.

[@lilbatz]

Ms Wong you have a new fan. 😆

[@xXOFrannieOXx]

Best female comedian ever...........wait, one of the best comedians ever. Thats better.

[@sage2quiet827]

Jo Lyn 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@babiijean11]

U can tell she's in a lot of pain, the way she keeps hunchin over and her belly keeps hoppin lol. I dont miss those days at all!!

[@Lara12379]

The fact that her husband is actually a millionaire is even more hilarious

[@section8usmc53]

That poor guy. 😖

[@thecurrentmoment]

Evidently it's still not enough to buy mango sliced by white people...

[@happymilo4781]

That was straight up #Imwithher 😂😂😂

[@janelynoriega1118]

"Oh well then let's make a fckn mess, Ali" 🤣😂🤣 LMAO.

[@wearewell5268]

I’m on an Ali Wong binge. Can’t get enough🤣

[@ilecrit3146]

Ali Wong is the best!! I love her so much! She's honestly my favorite comedian

[@dorrisdolorence7128]

Schadenfreude 88 why she’s good and funny asf

[@Angel-lt1hw]

The let's make a mess part is, I didnt know until know, my dream. Will marry you asap.

[@vtr0104]

Why is that even important? I think a lot of us don't actually care about the whole thing. It's just a bit salty. If anything, I had to convince my first GF to let me go down on her during her period. In 4 licks it's back to normal anyway, and it's not like you can't use a little extra iron in your diet. With another girl, I was fooling around and she thought her period was over, but it resumed as I was down there. After a bit I just looked up, grinned and told her I was a vampire (that joke made more sense on the spot, I'm Romanian...). She shrieked at first, but we both eventually laughed it out and went back to business. People who think it's "gross" need to calm down, you don't have second thoughts when you get cut or scraped and suck the blood away, and you shouldn't have any when it comes to this either.

[@vtr0104]

@Mou khles. It's blood clots and nothing else, there's no special source of blood that gets used up for periods. It's just that there's a significant amount compared to normal wounds. If you or I have an accident and fall or cut yourself, there's a measure of instinct to recoil from the source of danger, but the uterus is not only immobile, it's also outright inaccessible (best you can hope for is pain pills or a source of warmth such as a bottle of warm water), so girls can't do anything about it other than wait it out. It's why the first couple of days of a period are the most painful for them, until the uterine membrane heals up in preparation for the next ovum. As for self-respect, it has nothing to do with it, I don't see how it becomes demeaning just by adding some blood to the equation. What also comes along with the period is an increase in hormones, and increased sensitivity in that area. I think offering pleasure to your partner when they can not only make the most of it, but also use that pleasure to relieve some of the pain they're feeling, is one of the most satisfying things you can do as a man (especially considering there's no real way for girls to reciprocate it, we've got 0 comparable issues to the kind of process the period entails). Succor is hard to come by in this world, especially in these times when everyone's just looking out for themselves...

[@vtr0104]

@Mou khles. While I am partial to the blood thing, I'm afraid I'll have to stop you at the butt-play as I'm not into that, orally or otherwise. As far as explaining it, I don't really know what goes on in the mind of the girl, all I know is I've been told that they felt like doing that but that they feel off-put because of a sense of shame for the bleeding (and yes, I'm aware the clots contain tissue as well, but due to the pungent taste of blood, it only comes across as very salty and leaves the same after-taste as licking an old coin). And following the deed, I was told how it felt very good compared to doing so regularly. Perhaps there is no actual sensitivity as far as the physical aspect, and it's more of a psychological effect. How would I really measure it even? I'm not going to pause 5 minutes in and ask "compared to the usual 5-minute mark, would you rate your current experience worse, about equal to or improved, and if improved, please grade it on a 20-point scale". I'll stick to just doing my thing and considering it a good day if pleasure was to be had. And I wasn't trying to imply that it may be inconsiderate of people to not do this, only that, having done so, I found no health risk to myself or to my partners, and they did seem to enjoy it more, so that maybe it wouldn't hurt for others to give it a go as well. Until then, I shall stay in my freak fort. I didn't mean to cause any civil unrest with my remarks and do apologize for the trouble and for taking some of your time in reading a random Internet person's weird comments.

[@vtr0104]

@Mou khles. The only thing I'm influencing is the Government's tax revenue, I doubt there's any risk of anything else. It's not like this kind of topic comes up often, on the Internet, let alone an actual conversation. But I do understand your point, yes.

[@timetraveller2300]

when I heard she got divorced, my mind was like "yeah, that's about right"...

[@jibraniqbal7830]

I was worried the whole time that she might trip on that microphone wire.

[@Kashif314]

You have a kind heart bro.

[@jadedpulseofficial]

I call it stand up pregnancy

[@iambored678]

I love Ali Wong 😁 first watched her when she released Baby Cobra. I show her specials to all my friends. She's hilarious!

[@nutellachickeee1251]

her facial expressions are everything HAHAHAHA

[@greatgownsbeautifulgowns7160]

I really enjoyed the movie Always be my maybe.

[@Selkie7]

Best thing i've seen on netflix in months !

[@oliver_reddy]

That joke about the face guys make got me so good 😂😂😂

[@diegoreds]

“Harvard Nector!” LOL. “Because I Don’t want work anymore.” Ali please make Music Video or Netflix movie called “Because I don’t want to Work Anymore.” Hell make a Series..... Asian, Indian & Native American Girlfriends...

[@branon6565]

diegoreds ....you're racist as hell.....

[@ThePeaceandsmiles]

"What I learn in Atlanta " 😂😂

[@ScigerN]

She's so clever and hilarious, I cannot with her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂

[@skinnie2838]

No, she isnt. Not even a little bit

[@ScigerN]

@@skinnie2838 One day you'll love yourself. I believe in you 😊

[@skinnie2838]

@@ScigerN One day you will actually know what 'clever' and 'hilarious' sounds like .I believe in you.

[@ScigerN]

@@skinnie2838 Ok single digit 👋

[@skinnie2838]

@@ScigerN what

[@nicolaablett7790]

she speaks so much truth

[@madiej.7516]

She is awesome! Just learned of her from the Netflix movie.

[@rumblefish9]

Watch Baby Cobra. Its hilarious!

[@louisecookson4786]

Hard Knock Wife is just as funny as Baby Cobra too

[@Selkie7]

Me too and now im so glad i watched that movie now, this woman is gold 🎊

[@madiej.7516]

Thanks - Just downloaded your recommends.

[@ogierthedane6025]

And still its show like this that makes Netflix lose subscriptions en masse :)

[@hudeibworld9344]

The most funny thing about that is that there are really people who thinks its funny!

[@victoriaporsiempre]

and you are here commenting about it!😂

[@gnomskank]

The crowd sounded like hyenas in the end 😂

[@sasalynn15]

Insightful ! There is a meaning behind every word this woman spurs out !!

[@lastcall8286]

Is she funny?

[@nicolaablett7790]

@@lastcall8286 very funny maybe depends on culture religion nuance of language but very funny

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

It's supposed to be comedy not a Ted Talk.

[@Kensington555]

I'm pregnant, and I'm getting my pelvic floor exercises from laughing. Thank you, Ali!

[@EterPuralis]

Yeah alright, this and the movie convinced me, I'mma watch that special one day.

[@MoonaGhost_kitty]

Eter Puralis baby cobra made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself no shame

[@melliek8787]

The goods new is there’s two. She just did both of them while pregnant with her two kids.

[@petitcactusamer]

Now I'ma lose my nanny jobs cause of this damn 😭😄

[@DodirAnelaIntuitivnoOtvaranje]

I did not like that comment its so insecure of her to say that, and selfish, it's better for kids to have young ppl as nannies..just find some freaking normal one that's not gonna want to fuck someones husband that has newborn..

[@tarilaebi8120]

@@DodirAnelaIntuitivnoOtvaranje she is right though..its a 70% chance.

[@jonathanxavier2026]

Definitely controlling behaviour. If my partner can't trust me they're getting dumped, baby or not.

[@jonathanxavier2026]

@@tarilaebi8120 No, she isn't. Just because she will cheat doesn't mean men will. It's just a way for her to control her man. No thanks, dump her and find someone else.

[@nylaanderson4372]

Dodir Anđela - Intuitivno Otvaranje it’s... a joke

[@richardmoreno5160]

This girl is crazy!🤪 if she's OK talking like that in public ,she's fun at home. The conversations at home have no boundaries for sure!

[@TheT74]

She is insane! 😂😂😂

[@cherubimiceangel1883]

I agree to Ali wong hiring 60yrs. Old nanny.

[@draum8103]

Lmao when she started twerking and rolling on the stage was hilarious!!!

[@thegirlfromthehimalayas8066]

That’s right *cuz I don’t wana work anymore* you nailed it. Lmao on office desk. Damn!!! *i don’t wana work anymore too*!!