"I don't want to lean in...I want to lie down!" God I felt that. I'm so tired all the time lol
@jjenk9113 жыл бұрын
We all feel that.
@jensterjen3 жыл бұрын
That's an anthem right there 😭
@pikit3163 жыл бұрын
lean in or lean back 🤣
@karenstark92353 жыл бұрын
word.
@ceciliamichel52763 жыл бұрын
3:25
@jamieb40313 жыл бұрын
I would definitely watch Pixar's The Joy of Soy
@rainxandriaart3 жыл бұрын
I can definitely see it being a movie or a short film
@Christiane-yb1wj3 жыл бұрын
Pixar and Ali? Sounds 👌
@zephvrothe3 жыл бұрын
Yas plez
@heyokaikaggen62883 жыл бұрын
Yep, me too, I would totally watch that film. I think it's the Stringer Beef nemesis that really sells it...
@wheezesinsilence44863 жыл бұрын
F***ing GOLD!!!
@christineferreira21813 жыл бұрын
I love Ali’s angry sense of humor. 😂
@BrianA29062 жыл бұрын
I love comedians (including many women, and many who are filthy as fuck, and of all ethnicities, ages, orientations). Nothing about Ali Wong makes me laugh. I see all the fans on here, and wonder why. I truly am mystified, I'm not being a troll in any way.
@mariceuh2 жыл бұрын
@@BrianA2906 you’re simply not part of her target audience, that’s why
@ThatNeon1Trick2 жыл бұрын
@@mariceuh she has a target audience? If you genuinely find her “humor and jokes” funny then you yourself don’t have a sense of humor.
@frankslefttesticle32472 жыл бұрын
@@ThatNeon1Trick you don't have a sense of humor
@ThatNeon1Trick2 жыл бұрын
@@frankslefttesticle3247 😱
@WhereTheBeaversLive2 жыл бұрын
My coworker has “poop shoes” she keeps in her desk that she puts on before she goes to the bathroom so nobody recognizes her regular shoes under the stall 🤣
@beetle-juice2 жыл бұрын
That's actually pretty genius! Lol
@tondriasanders63062 жыл бұрын
So hilarious 🤣 you are
@Bridget24602 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@rafaelyaguaro28422 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@shaolinman2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Munkyjoe1 Жыл бұрын
The way she goes from a sexy whisper to an angry yelling banshee. I love her!
@melissa85003 ай бұрын
She and Taylor Tomlinson are the two stand-up comedians that make me laugh so hard there's a good chance I may pee a little.
@manana66463 жыл бұрын
She's hilarious and so on point! "Bit*h shut up! Don't tell them the secrets.... And now we're expected to work!" Gosh, I too soooo want to lie downnnn! Why did they have to ruin everything!!!
@MLIrons2 жыл бұрын
Yep. When I check out who I want to date, I look to see if she's employeed. Yeah. Feminism killed y'alls game a LONG time ago. 🤣🤣🤣 Though I must admit...If ever got married and had a child with my wife. I would want her to stay home and we figure out the finances.
@loudpockets902 жыл бұрын
Feminism has actually freed me to not provide for y'all 304s😅😅😅😅
@shaolinman2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@truecaliber19952 жыл бұрын
Eh. The agrarian period had its time. I mean, it _was_ the norm since the first human civilizations cropped up, so it was inevitable this recently new experiment involving women in the workforce, would disrupt our more tribal programming; we're all going through an adjustment period, but I digress. It is what it is.
@k_dotnet31972 жыл бұрын
She won me over wit that line Im a fan now
@saraavina99763 жыл бұрын
When you’re a mom you need sparkle to compensate for the light in you that has died 😭😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😩😩
@wuftchan82993 жыл бұрын
to real
@love55ickbeat53 жыл бұрын
Hey Cuz!
@jamiAkos3 жыл бұрын
Too close to home...😔
@annamonastyrska45473 жыл бұрын
So true
@ceciliamichel52763 жыл бұрын
6:05
@bluroses43 жыл бұрын
“Aly how do you balance family and career? ..” “Men never get asked that question, because they don’t.” 😭💀
@matttrafton27253 жыл бұрын
Nor should we. We are taking enough of a risk being married to a masses of conflicting impulses. In addition, we get F:d regularly in court.
@bluroses43 жыл бұрын
@@matttrafton2725 If marriage is daunting to you, just get a prenup. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@matttrafton27253 жыл бұрын
@@bluroses4 I hear those don't work against a good lawyer. Shame. I am a decent catch to. No bad habits, I fly helicopters, 183cm tall, fit and average - above average good looks. 144 IQ. And, most important of all. An awesome dog.
@augustus91133 жыл бұрын
men also can be single dads, they never get any support in my country and never get asked those questions. also no leave for men when they have a baby. sweden got it right.
@matttrafton27253 жыл бұрын
@@augustus9113 Sverige usually does get things right. Except when it comes to their immigration policies.
@interstellarsapien93023 жыл бұрын
Ali Wong has always been funny, but the way I can feel how her pregnancy effects her humor and performance makes it even funnier. As a woman, I can relate to that kind of cadence on a spiritual level.
@debunkingfaddiets Жыл бұрын
Stinky Ali Wong and her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes" This women is literally evil. “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.” I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
@engjds Жыл бұрын
How does pregnancy make her funnier?
@StryyKdzzzzz7 ай бұрын
@@engjdspregnancy hormones make us more unhinged 😅
@johngohchuanheng3417 Жыл бұрын
I love it when she use her soft and beautiful voice then suddenly she go angry yelling ...so cute
@melissa85003 ай бұрын
The very end, where she referenced her baby pooping on her chest....I was just like, welp, apparently I'm dying of laughter, today.
@cancangirl28883 жыл бұрын
What an angry, frustrated, cynical and intolerant woman! OMG I love her! It’s like listening to my life!!!
@jamaicamania3 жыл бұрын
*wife. 😉
@aliciarideaux65203 жыл бұрын
She's awesome; someone finally gets it. 😂
@bereasonable80183 жыл бұрын
She speaks truth! That’s why it’s so funny.
@xposetruth56812 жыл бұрын
Typical first world sexist
@LoveLove-ur8qx2 жыл бұрын
I was able to sort out my herpes virus from my body system completely after using #drehimen herbal remedy'
@rebekahcann21773 жыл бұрын
The men cheering when she talks about lunches - all the women in the audience knew where she was going with this 😂
@Andra92183 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I know right!!!
@Inbraneinthememsane3 жыл бұрын
Only simps laughing. Or trying to avoid the truth with their girlfriends.
@alltoohalliwell3 жыл бұрын
After she dropped the punch line, they're all like....wait what??? 😂
@HDA_III3 жыл бұрын
Hey hunny, don’t forget the chips tomorrow. And no Mayo. Thanksss.
@girlthis97593 жыл бұрын
@@Andra9218 please tell me the time stamp!
@ArianAlbert3 жыл бұрын
I really wanna see that Pixar movie with Justin Timberlake and Idris Elba
@alltoohalliwell3 жыл бұрын
And some sassy tofu 😂
@michaelanderson14763 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too lol
@AbsoluteTiger3 жыл бұрын
And clearly Idris Elba’s character name would be shredded chilli beef
@maddie96023 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sounds more like a DreamWorks movie, though, doesn't it?
@sophiephillips79613 жыл бұрын
Oh good, lol I thought I was the only thinking "Pete Docter: I think you got a solid pitch there you're missing out on."
@nusaibahhusain12413 жыл бұрын
"When you're a Mom, you need sparkle... To compensate for the light inside that died" Definitely true!
@marysamson92282 жыл бұрын
I LOVE IT!! I HELLA CRACK UP
@kuritzakonig41312 жыл бұрын
Can you explain me why “ to compensate the light inside that died “ ? I don’t have children
@Alex-tm4th2 жыл бұрын
Tell us more about how you hate your child.
@Jennifer-fk8kb Жыл бұрын
@@Alex-tm4thseriously. Exactly what I wanted to say.
@Xzav1 Жыл бұрын
My mother's attitude was very different. She was bewildered by a negative attitude of a friend who complaint about being a mother. My mother loved me, and my brothers and she said that it was a joy being our mother. Love sometimes requires sacrifice. I remember too that she loved her father very much.
@vangetrix3 жыл бұрын
How does she only have two specials?! Netflix, give her more specials!
@pop_culturist3 жыл бұрын
she actually has a point, women, even mothers, are expected to have a job besides being a mother (coming from a woman btw) nowadays "hardwork" is highly appreciated, and it fucks with ppl's self acceptance, elsa pataky, the wife if chris hemsworth, said she would feel very depressed, cause she can't be "just a mother" of course cause then ppl would be like "she's just with him for his money" so she has to work to prove otherwise
@intpthelogician25333 жыл бұрын
@Mia Li exactly
@hannahs12533 жыл бұрын
Lmao off topic but imagine ppl thinking someone is with *chris hemsworth* for his money lmfao
@blwtheblue3 жыл бұрын
Everything cost so much now its hard to have a household on one income. It all sucks
@punishedpepe12083 жыл бұрын
@@blwtheblue Even public schools have become expensive. Every week kids need more money for something. I don't see how people can afford not to stay together.
@sarroumarbeu68103 жыл бұрын
The world view that housewives and stay at home moms are doing nothing..... Is so damaging.... It's literally unpaid labor yet women are guilt tripped into thinking this is "a very lucky situation" .... Get an job outside of the household? Well good luck being BOTH housekeeper and employee.... The dad on the other side ? Well... He's a rare gem if gets his plates to the sink 🙄🙄
@angiegan92023 жыл бұрын
I love Ali, she’s the real deal...so authentic and unapologetic
@carefree79303 жыл бұрын
You are right...
@22killakush223 жыл бұрын
And fine!
@timjohnson88202 жыл бұрын
and so unfunny too
@writer79972 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sooo unapologetic with her manbashing, talking about eating fecal matter out of a guys ass and being impressed with her own vulgarity. Takes balls.
@alexmorelos34602 жыл бұрын
She's so bad, none of her material is funny
@edwardchen96193 жыл бұрын
omg yesssssss i love her fierce-asian-grandma-hood-gangster-cute attitude
@MyName123. Жыл бұрын
11:32 "It's a whack @$$ job. You get no 401k, no co-workers. You're just in solitary confinement all day long with this human tamagotchi!" 😂🤣 TRUTH!
@anannyaphukan76113 жыл бұрын
So damn funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "-How do you balance family and career? Men don't get asked this question, because they don't."👌👌👌
@jan6212 жыл бұрын
oh, shut up.
@OnizenArt3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever seen her NOT pregnant lol
@XitsundzuxoHimina3 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the same thing 😅😅😅😅
@karl-rickbizoza20293 жыл бұрын
Gotta buy milk for the baby.
@timothydrummond30973 жыл бұрын
Lol well she has two specials and both were done with her two kids pregnancies....I believe. I could be wrong
@lunakir28873 жыл бұрын
Only in birds of pray lol
@timothydrummond30973 жыл бұрын
@@lunakir2887 oh wait do you mean when is she Not pregnant? Then you forgot American housewife lol
@tooba18193 жыл бұрын
She never stutters. Such great delivery. 😍😫❤️
@infernalrakket13 жыл бұрын
Praying she gets pregnant again so we can get another special. 🙏🏿
@Amaranthyne3 жыл бұрын
Sorry. She’s done.
@junzhang68403 жыл бұрын
Hahhahhahaha
@scarla793 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@theproteanbro59943 жыл бұрын
... She's the one writing the jokes, not the baby
@MLIrons2 жыл бұрын
I think your joke flew over some people's heads. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alistairwreathens57193 жыл бұрын
“You need to have sparkle…. To replace the light inside you that has died” I feel this with my wardrobe.
@AbbyLaporte2 жыл бұрын
"human tamagachi" "candy crush while I get my blood drawn" plus the joke where you can literally tell that Ali herself laughed/love the bit was the part with "planet money" in reference to housewives. Seeing a great, genius, famous comic get amused on stage, without being able to conceal it fully, by their own material is like... so so beautiful and inspiring. LOVE THIS
@mrs.w81933 жыл бұрын
“ When you are a Mom, you need sparkle to compensate for the light inside you that has died.” This 💯💯👍🏾
@marielrego8775 Жыл бұрын
This explains a lot
@joysoyo24163 жыл бұрын
Women putting down housewives are just so ridiculous. I agree with her. Having even one child IS a job.
@blwtheblue3 жыл бұрын
It be like that. Grass always sewn greener on the other side but it all is an equal struggle. Thats why its good not to envy and just focus on our own lawns. Just typing out loud
@babu3572 жыл бұрын
She's not putting them down. She's jealous. That's the joke.
@ijustwannabehappier-v49732 жыл бұрын
@@babu357 the joke clearly went over your airhead.
@babu3572 жыл бұрын
@@ijustwannabehappier-v4973 What are you one about? It's simple. You can feel two things at the same time. And you can exaggerate things because it funny. Not hard.
@Be1smaht2 жыл бұрын
Women gave birth in the fields. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL
@daylight1nsomniac5363 жыл бұрын
her expressions and delivery are flawless😁😁
@zer089273 жыл бұрын
When she gets loud you know it's gonna be good. 😂
@mamawright1563 жыл бұрын
I've seen this so many times and I don't watch anything on repeat. I love everything she does she's so funny. Love her x
@deja699 Жыл бұрын
Love her. She's an inspiration as a real human being. Her honesty is spot on. Talent.
@debunkingfaddiets Жыл бұрын
You're joking right, an inspiration, she's sick, her body shaming micropenis jokes have literally driven thousands of men to worsened mental illness as you can see from the comments on the facebook post. This stinky women is literally evil. “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.” I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
@Christian988.3 жыл бұрын
she's the reason I bought a Netflix subscription to watch her tiger mom comedy special.
@Inbraneinthememsane3 жыл бұрын
Simp
@swavnasahoo7113 жыл бұрын
I understand. ✅✅✅
@akhok3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@SaltedSweetPotatoe3 жыл бұрын
Her netflix movie, Always be my maybe, is good too!! ❤
@cw67953 жыл бұрын
Did you ask for your money back?
@saymyname67263 жыл бұрын
I want an action movie with Ali Wong and Ken Jong Edit: Action comedy. Imagine them yelling and shooting lol
@sophiarodriguez37063 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss!!
@heartofthematter2473 жыл бұрын
YES!!!! They would be phenomenal together I think 😂
@alltoohalliwell3 жыл бұрын
That might literally kill us 😂 Somebody get on this!
@Christiane-yb1wj3 жыл бұрын
Dude! I want that to be a thing!
@marysamson92282 жыл бұрын
HECK YEA, TOTALLY
@tas222223 жыл бұрын
SHe is way over due for a netflix special Miss you Ali!!
@jakerobins90593 жыл бұрын
??? Where do u think all the clips came from
@mariamadiallo11163 жыл бұрын
@@jakerobins9059 I think they meant ANOTHER special
@verepainelistens14593 жыл бұрын
she has to get pregnant again first though
@timdegraw17843 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@heartofthematter2473 жыл бұрын
*a third
@samfoong35583 жыл бұрын
The irony of Ali Wong’s jokes is what makes her so funny. Absolutely can’t get enough of her and I want to project that same energy and attitude in my life too 😍😍😍
@sadhsingh3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@debunkingfaddiets Жыл бұрын
Ali wong got that stinky roast beef energy vibes going on. With her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes" This women is literally evil. “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.” I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
@jannethmelendrez79642 жыл бұрын
"When I hear the phrase, double income household, I want to throw up!" The best one 🤣😂
@leahkhagali697029 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂am hollering
@ebbyc18173 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Ali Wong just turned me anti-feminist in 15mins😄Or did she turn me feminist, I'm not sure. "...coz when you're a mum, you need sparkle, to compensate for the light inside of you that has died" 🤣
@JasonBlack663 жыл бұрын
You should do whatever the fuck makes you happy and DGAF about when any other human says or thinks, at least with regards to how you live your life.
@ebbyc18173 жыл бұрын
@@JasonBlack66 Dude ????? yknow this is a comedy channel, right? Lighten up!
@ThomasDoubting53 жыл бұрын
Shes a genuine feminist she knows the game that actually worked not the current game kind of a disaster.
@ebbyc18173 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasDoubting5 She's a good comedian.😊
@JasonBlack663 жыл бұрын
@@ebbyc1817 My comment had nothing to do with the video :)
@jackFatal3 жыл бұрын
her performance is a marvel
@cw67953 жыл бұрын
It is. Marvelously unfunny.
@Tejah3 жыл бұрын
She is best. 😆 Cracks me up everytime. Especially her realization of a full time mother's job & the extra burdens of a dual role. She needs to add some single mother absent father & party time only family jokes. I can give her plenty of material.
@thereadingwriter41973 жыл бұрын
Ali Wong scares me… in a good way. She’s the kind of person who would invite you over for tea and serve cold pizza and vodka before throwing a slumber party where everyone cries while watching To All The Boys.
@debunkingfaddiets Жыл бұрын
She's a vile toxic feminist misandrist body shamer. With her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes" This women is literally evil. “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.” I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being Stinky Ali Wong lol
@Janellabelle2 жыл бұрын
"Dont tell em the secret!" 😆🙌🏻 I thought I was the only woman thinking all these things alllll this time!
@alinasanchez1402 жыл бұрын
Girl, I've been saying this for yeeeears 🤣😭
@XitsundzuxoHimina3 жыл бұрын
"Where is my confetti at?" 🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️
@sparkysmalarkey3 жыл бұрын
My mother always told me to never date a good cook...I thought she wanted me to starve, she was saving my from indentured servitude.
@ahhh41173 жыл бұрын
Don't listen to her, I'll make u dinner, btw what college did u go to
@ajachaney373 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@athenskrg54513 жыл бұрын
@@ahhh4117 hahahahahah
@smays7173 жыл бұрын
Or you could be like my husband, he’s had me teach him how to cook so that he’s got a much better relationship resume for his second worth!
@cristinasolano64873 жыл бұрын
Or she could teach you how to cook.
@alwinjumsali89923 жыл бұрын
"oh great! Now I have to tip more." 😅 She really is a mood.
@yalanchiswiss26503 жыл бұрын
This woman acts silly but she's low key a genius.
@buffboi79772 жыл бұрын
pretty much all great comedians fit this description
@timjohnson88202 жыл бұрын
you must be a moron if you think she is a genius
@wrenegade62832 жыл бұрын
@@buffboi7977 including Amy Schumer?
@debunkingfaddiets Жыл бұрын
Genius lol She's a stinky misandrist, toxic feminist body shamer. With her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes" This women is literally evil. “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.” I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being
@engjds Жыл бұрын
Genius?
@soundwavedm3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious how this clip was prophetic for Pixar's "Bao" lol
@TheRealMichiDesu3 жыл бұрын
Can she write a book called "lie down"? Like please?
@Geomance743 жыл бұрын
This woman knows my soul.
@allthingstoallmen89123 жыл бұрын
Lmao her delivery is ON POINT!💀💀💀
@danaoct2933 жыл бұрын
amazing, yesss
@Alex-gc7yv3 жыл бұрын
That prenup joke is soooooo good.
@traceysouth10473 жыл бұрын
"all day long with this human Tamagotch" hahahahaha~ She's slaying it ! LOL
@aabracadavra3 жыл бұрын
I've never enjoyed a plot twist as much as the one she pulled out. It's the most convoluted appreciation message to feminists there is. Absolutely brilliant.
@mjraines51593 жыл бұрын
As a house wife/ stay home mom, i completely agree
@ThomasDoubting53 жыл бұрын
She has to one of the funniest skilled comedians for time. Nothing funnier that the truth delivered like this superb.
@izzatihassan14753 жыл бұрын
Feminism is supposed to be respecting your women's choices. Including, wanting to lie down in bed watching Netflix, eating a bowl of popcorn sitting precariously on top of your pregnant tummy while your husband works. You do you, Ali!
@irams84863 жыл бұрын
She knows, it’s a joke. She addresses that staying at home sucks too at 11:30
@gwminichiello93222 жыл бұрын
You have no idea what feminism really is.
@luxolontamo44402 жыл бұрын
@@gwminichiello9322 What's feminism then? if it's not about choice?
@@luxolontamo4440 choice is every humans right. Do we need masculinism for men to have choice? No. Then why should it be something different for females. Feminism is not being able to have a choice or a voice, that's a born accepted in everyone. Feminism itself is political activism and its effects.
@rachelgreer52632 жыл бұрын
Proud house wife here. My heart goes out to those double income households. 😆 🤣
@mrskrombopulusmichaelmichaels_3 жыл бұрын
I dont know how many times i've watched this, and it is still funny as hell
@aquasky11383 жыл бұрын
I was practically sawed in half to save my kid’s life when she was born. 4 days after surgery I am doing the stand, sit, lie down game from Who’s Line Is It Anyway because newborns need something every 30 minutes. The pain was awful. It took 6 months before she’d even sleep 4 hours at a time. My husband had his appendix out. 3 tiny little scars, hospital sent him home after 24 hours, and he was complaining about how much pain he was in and needed to rest.
@hadilayyad61473 жыл бұрын
You can’t convince me men are stronger than women haha. I also had a traumatic emergency c section and my husband had the audacity to ask why I could barely talk because according to him you’re on painkillers, you shouldn’t be in pain’. Wanted to strangle his ass lol.
@lindseymccollum45143 жыл бұрын
If y'all husband's attitude is like that, then divorce their asses
@hadilayyad61473 жыл бұрын
@@lindseymccollum4514 Trust me, I would if I could. I can’t stand the thought of leaving the kids to him and whoever he decides to marry.
@ladywartooth3 жыл бұрын
@@hadilayyad6147 count down the days until the kids are out of the house.
@hadilayyad61473 жыл бұрын
@@ladywartooth Yeah I already am trust me :/ I’ve started this tax prep course so I can do something for myself and get my focus and work ethic back. Depression and anxiety hasn’t done me any favors.
@karinrandall8553 жыл бұрын
I love Ali, she is so wonderful!
@karinrandall8553 жыл бұрын
And her eyeglass frames!
@zumeraaa2 жыл бұрын
The juxtaposition of the two shows is so good! You really see how her experiences shifted after she had her first baby.
@ZephyzWorld3 жыл бұрын
The way that these are cut together just adds to it because Ali will be talking about how great being a stay-at-home mom is then it immediately talks to her shitting on it lmao.
@stelheartsmelville3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore Ali Wong, she is my favorite comedian!
@swagatapaul53513 жыл бұрын
Love it how angry and aggrevated she is 😂
@Moe_Preme3 жыл бұрын
The stringer beef joke flew over sooooo many peoples head. 😂
@costeris353 жыл бұрын
That one came in under the wire.
@trishl7073 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it but I laughed lmao. What’s the reference?
@Moe_Preme3 жыл бұрын
@@trishl707 stringer beef is a reference to the character stringer bell, from the HBO series “the wire”.It was a Late 90s early 2000s show.
@trishl7073 жыл бұрын
@@Moe_Preme ahhhh thank you
@rkms56063 жыл бұрын
Right! Loved it
@kofuzi3 жыл бұрын
playing a piece of tofu in a pixar movie is now my dream job
@DHuongLeHuynh2 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I watch, her comedy shows cracks me up every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aw10783 жыл бұрын
She's awesome. Totally underrated.
@kimmariefaber46363 жыл бұрын
« bitch shut up! ». Love it!
@pratikvyas96263 жыл бұрын
"i did that so he'd bcm dependent on me"
@carlosf34212 жыл бұрын
She is freaking hilarious! Best female comic hands down.
@danilcrackvchenko7322 жыл бұрын
Damn is she is the best I can’t imagine the worst…..
@go-goyubari8776 Жыл бұрын
"B*tch shut up! Don't tell them the secret!" 😂
@boboloko3 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad that she said, “lie down” and not “lay down”.
@isaacburrows84053 жыл бұрын
Your a idiot whom thinks there smarter then every one else
@isaacburrows84053 жыл бұрын
@@karleedontanville8690 you got you're smiley face upsidedown
@boboloko3 жыл бұрын
@@isaacburrows8405 I see what you did there!
@chima62913 жыл бұрын
She obviously has a great vocabulary
@mariahdelapenia3 жыл бұрын
I’m with her on the housewife part 😭😂 my brain: “that bitch got it made” while everybody else is like “ewww you don’t have a job?! *hurls*” 💀💀 I love her angry rants, you know she’s Asian just cause of that. I’m Filipino. We do that on a regular. I sound like I’m pissed but I’m not, I’m telling the TRUTH. 😂😭😭
@rolandohernandez363 жыл бұрын
"Where's My Confetti At" Couldn't Stop Laughing.
@SweetUniverse3 жыл бұрын
Love her dangerously soft voice 😂😂😂
@DininDalael2 жыл бұрын
Both of her special are awesome. Highly recommend watching them. She's great!
@jsantiago94853 жыл бұрын
That paranoia in the toilet stalls is too real. Avoid public toilets to avoid humiliation.
@gulamelaka773 жыл бұрын
“…she shit on my chest. Where’s my confetti at” 🤣🤣🤣
@cecilia19992 жыл бұрын
She is brilliant!! So hilarious and so right on the point!
@DonnaSnyder3 жыл бұрын
That bit about work toilet paper and dispenser and doodoo-so true. So funny.
@warrenaugust2 жыл бұрын
This woman is the best! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
@mohamedalatbee39582 жыл бұрын
I find your comment funnier than this shitty show.
@Flascoexp3 жыл бұрын
So he can depend on her.....thats genius right there. If possible work smarter not harder.
@mickeyfacee3 жыл бұрын
Ain’t no paranoia, my coworkers ALWAYS recognize my feet under the stall, it’s mortifying every time 😂
@entertainmentquiz28263 жыл бұрын
Shes too damn good😂😂😂 "Standard for men is so low they get praised for doing so little " True 😁😁
@ChinaDoll3052 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo! "Lean in, I want to lie down!" 😩🤣 Yes mam!
@sephirotheonwe26776 ай бұрын
I can honestly say that this girl is super underrated...she is fucking funny...she is the best imo.
@MrKellyv13 жыл бұрын
Hilarious and terrifying all at once
@TheKrispyfort3 жыл бұрын
Kinda like sitting shot gun for your kid's first driving lesson
@matttrafton27253 жыл бұрын
Yep. She totally reinforces my decision to stay remain a bachelor.
@SailorGreenTea3 жыл бұрын
0:56, voice acting would be amazing!
@mewmames3 жыл бұрын
She's on Big Mouth!
@damionw97403 жыл бұрын
And on tuca and bird
@zer089273 жыл бұрын
@@damionw9740 unfortunately it was cancelled.
@667nine3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Adradryou3 жыл бұрын
@@zer08927 got picked up by adult swim!
@Zedlee3 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna work anymore" Same... 🤣
@shenavang7893 жыл бұрын
Man! I haven’t laughed so hard in a lonnnnng time! Made my day! 😂😂😂
@ConstantinPhillipou Жыл бұрын
Truth spoken with humor
@ryotaarai38163 жыл бұрын
I agree with her on feminism. Don't tell others what women can do and raise expectations!! I wish I can just be a housewife. 😅
@lizastarpeter42953 жыл бұрын
Lol, literally nobody is telling you that you can’t be a housewife.
@personincognito39893 жыл бұрын
@@lizastarpeter4295 perhaps you missed the above commenters point. There is probably a million reasons why she cannot be a housewife right now I would think a big one might be Financial but there could be thousands more
@lizastarpeter42953 жыл бұрын
@@personincognito3989 Well seeing as the only thing she mentioned was feminism I took her at her word. There is nothing in the world easier than being a housewife. If she can’t make that happen now then it’s her fault, not feminisms fault or because of finances.
@ThirrinDiamond3 жыл бұрын
@@lizastarpeter4295 oyoyoy lol being a housewife is not easy but making the choice is easy yes.... the consequences and how if the man ends up being abusive youre stuck? Not so much
@personincognito39893 жыл бұрын
@@lizastarpeter4295 the easiest thing in the world? Well you're obviously not one or you're super lazy one because it is the hardest job particularly if you have children
@sandmarfield3 жыл бұрын
People as me, "Ali how on earth do you balance family and career" Men never get asked that question because they don't!"
@seekingeudaimonia68843 жыл бұрын
Because I’ve seen so many videos of her lately during her pregnancy, she now kinda of feels like the mom from family guy who is always pregnant. Just forever pregnant in the same state, no one is doing live shows. I mean she has already been technically pregnant, to me, for a year or more. It’s strange.
@Inbraneinthememsane3 жыл бұрын
It’s her only comedy sales pitch. And she is not funny, no matter how much Netflix tries to shove it down our throats.
@seekingeudaimonia68843 жыл бұрын
@@Inbraneinthememsane may I ask what your gender/age is? I am a 28 year old mom, so maybe you don’t like the reality she puts out, that she doesn’t need to be sexy to be seen, but for a lot of women all the bodily functions for us are forbidden, never to be seen or heard. As we get older you are supposed to be more proper. Elegant. People don’t have these conversations but a lot of people think it. She also showed growth as most moms do. Before, you would put down stay at home moms, can’t wait for the day, then it happens, and it is so isolating, hard, and we are supposed to be mothers with a motherly instinct and a smile. My partner is allowed to be frustrated with our child and walk away, I can’t do that. I’m always supposed to be happy, on top of things, and people think I do fuck all when I am home. My mental health got a million time better when I went back to work, that shit is not for me. I need a break too. So depending on your age or sex, it would make sense why it isn’t funny to you. But for me, it’s not just funny, it’s reassuring, validating, it is a huge step for woman to be able to talk like this, in public, and not be jailed for it. It’s a huge step for men to understand, it’s fucking hard for us too, and even messier than you could ever imagine or begin to deal with. We shouldn’t have to explain things, you should be a willing participant, trying to figure out that rubix cube too
@Inbraneinthememsane3 жыл бұрын
@@seekingeudaimonia6884 tl;dr she isn’t funny - if you need reassurance from a pseudo comedian, then you have serious issues
@seekingeudaimonia68843 жыл бұрын
@@Inbraneinthememsane this seems like a you problem. You didn’t comment on the video, you sought out to hate her under my comment, then put me down as well, when I gave literally so many reasons as to why it’s relatable to certain people, but maybe not you because of age or gender. The best jokes are those that hit you emotionally. You empathize with someone. Even if it’s a dirty nasty joke you can relate, or the dark recesses of your mind do at least. Most medical professionals aren’t reassuring, they give you a diagnosis, action plan, but it’s not empathy it’s teaching and growing specific areas of your life. talking with your community openly about issues your facing, that’s different. It hits differently. It may not be what you need to hear but I know a lot of moms/dads or wives/partners/husbands do really need to hear it because they are having a hard time. It’s not for you cool, but that can really help someone or change someone’s perspective on a topic
@Inbraneinthememsane3 жыл бұрын
@@seekingeudaimonia6884 tl;dr LOL
@maribelsoto65522 жыл бұрын
She’s got to be my favorite comedian! No not just my favorite female comedian just comedian period she’s amazingly Witty her timing is perfect truly a gem
@Anonymous-uw4sr2 жыл бұрын
She's not making any jokes..
@sureindubitably37712 жыл бұрын
"And I had to act like everything is ok, when clearly everything is not ok" I'm gonna bet right now this is what we all are feeling
@paws20123 жыл бұрын
She must have really liked staying at home the past year!
@trishl7073 жыл бұрын
I did. The idea of in person meetings is giving me a panic attack. Just ugh... if I could go back I would’ve put more effort into marrying rich super young. Hindsight... *screams internally*
@osvaldwulf99603 жыл бұрын
Ali Wong is the most hilarious woman ever.
@ThinWhiteAxe3 жыл бұрын
My face hurts from laughing 😂
@laurenell11122 жыл бұрын
Her take on feminism and women in the workforce is one of the most brutal truths I've seen come out of the entertainment industry. She is the only female comedian I keep coming back to.