Best of Archer Season 1

[@emilinebelle7811]

RIP Jessica Walter. You were the most perfect Mallory Archer. I couldn’t imagine anyone else. 🖤

[@martinarbe1]

Whaaaat

[@irvinmorales1409]

@@martinarbe1 The VA for Mallory passed away recently. Luckily, she managed to record all of her lines for the upcoming final Archer season.

[@Briot12345]

No way

[@gentlyinge6431]

WHAAAAT NOOOOO

[@tanyalalaby937]

nooooooooo!!!!!

[@casolanturn3313]

I love how Sterling goes from answering Malory all the time, to pranking her with a good voice mail 90% of the time

[@davidegaruti2582]

Caracter development

[@PlebNC]

And then subverted by them thinking it's a prank but Archer is actually in danger.

[@ryankersey8864]

​@@davidegaruti2582was z

[@craig5322]

"You know when I was little I used to pretend you're not my mother." *sip* "Me too."

[@hasanaknox3875]

Mood😂

[@c.d.w.3944]

I love how they turned Pam from a wimp into a fucking badass monster.

[@theundergroundcurator2170]

i mean she has been thru some shit at this point

[@spittingfire420]

@@theundergroundcurator2170 Yeah she was a pothead then snowangel ❄😤

[@Skyguy29800]

Right now she's a female doom slayer

[@MeTaLLiCa997]

Annnnd sorry about your homie.. homies..

[@darthxenos7743]

Cokey monster lol

[@talacyhouse3139]

"Im not racist. I'm black!" "Oh put it back in the deck." 😂😂😂

[@cardozafamily7470]

Summer 2020

[@dlobelow760]

@@cardozafamily7470 pretty fucking much

[@lefterismagkoutas4430]

That’s the appropriate response tbh

[@asahel980]

well in case to those who dont get it , its the race card or black card.

[@Aced84]

Idiots

[@HumbledAnimeEnthusiast]

“They just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs”

[@dlobelow760]

Every white person and KZbin commenter this year

[@isaacbrumfiel2337]

Somebody hide bill

[@tolfan4438]

That could possibly be the best light of the whole series. But was this series I can't say for sure

[@spittingfire420]

Man she will be missed 🥺

[@paperchasindude6578]

The dark humor in this show is genius

[@lclnbm]

Unfortunately, your spelling is not. 🤣

[@paperchasindude6578]

@@lclnbm its good what do you mean

[@jay-1800]

Guilshad Joseph genius*

[@paperchasindude6578]

@@jay-1800 oh my bad

[@isaac2990]

This is real dark humor

[@Shadomancer]

Your authority is not recognized in FORT KICKASS.

[@voxpopuli6907]

The white people are funny too tho

[@amirtessahuac5841]

@@voxpopuli6907 stfu nigga

[@furionmax7824]

Kreiger is a fucking gift.

[@cadetwright6496]

Rip George Coe thanks for the laughs as Woodhouse

[@SkittyDangerzne]

Omg I didn't know he died five years ago! 😭 R. I. P George Coe

[@typacsk]

And Jessica Walters :(

[@cadetwright6496]

@@typacsk damn never knew she died may she rest in paradise

[@typacsk]

@@cadetwright6496 I think it was very recent :/ She was 80, which I wouldn't have guessed

[@cadetwright6496]

@@typacsk yeah she died in march this year.

[@JohnDoe-fz3nu]

“Turn it on, I can do both “

[@hi_im_angelatrainor]

John Doe who hasn’t said that at least once? Be honest.

[@YuukiHyuuga15]

*surprised Pikachu face*

[@spittingfire420]

Lana's face after he says that 🤣😂 ☠

[@notsmii7y]

Spoken like a true multitasker

[@HimaaBinoo]

Archer: “Woodhouse, what are you doing?” Woodhouse: “Sitting down sir.” Archer: “What at the table?” Malory: “Sterling.” Archer: “like people?” Malory: “Sterling!” Archer: “What look he thinks he’s people.”

[@j.m.s.5901]

ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ontariolongboarding]

Luka yikes

[@HimaaBinoo]

Y’all hating on my PFP For what?? Like is it helping you sleep at night is it that big of an inconvenience to you??

[@teacooper6485]

@Luka yikes

[@HimaaBinoo]

Luka First off I’m Bisexual and black that’s why I used it because it means something to me and it’s befitting not because of twitter or none of that all I wanna know is why the hell does it bothers you so much it’s my life and my choice so yeah. I respect your opinion but the negativity isn’t need bro

[@astrea4020]

Does anyone notice that when Archer is beating Pam, Lana isn’t in a sweater dress? It’s literally the only time in the whole series I think she’s been in a different outfit in the office.

[@notsmii7y]

Every time I go back to that scene I laugh really hard

[@aidenharper6013]

Shexs tapping out, i think she peed im dying 😅😂🤣💀☠

[@notsmii7y]

@@aidenharper6013 I replayed that scene 5 times and I cried laughing

[@dragontalon9158]

Maybe some of Pam's pee got on that dress and so she got rid of it

[@SuperSonicMaster17]

Wow. I've seen the pilot like 10 times at this point and I've never noticed that until now.

[@tommynguyen8456]

Best line by Lana Kane in Season 1: *My vulva is smoother than a veal cutlet*

[@jeremyjealousy]

..with terrible timing.

[@victorrain]

What about the video store line? “You’re gonna walk into our video store...And buy the nastiest, barebackinest, hard-dickinest, ball-slappiest interracial porno in there!”

[@nickpeitchev7763]

That wasn't in season 1 I don't think

[@bigweiner4217]

A black... ops agent

[@jens.einzelgaenger.mp4]

thought she was gonna go in a whole other direction.

[@notsoinvisiblelibra]

@@jens.einzelgaenger.mp4 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KSlice-yy9ro]

Archer: Season 1 is, without a doubt, my personal favorite season of the show. Never missed any episode in all of 10 seasons.

[@HouseMusicNinja]

3:02 "I had to get three stitches! And I broke my watch" Most hostile work environment ever. 😂

[@robertmiller4501]

I like how she went from that comment to underground bssement fighting .

[@HouseMusicNinja]

@@robertmiller4501 Real talk. I like Lana, but I'd rather have Pam have my back in a mission seeing as she ain't a stranger to altercations. She even ran with the Yakuza a hot minute before anyone even knew about it.

[@jakethesnake8829]

I think she peed

[@zoidboy1569]

How did she need stitchers from that

[@phousefilms]

@@zoidboy1569 Sterling broke his watch while hitting her, so probably pieces of it hit her.

[@crashvds777]

They missed Lana’s little “yay” after “Because that’s how you get ants.”

[@josecuervo8487]

favorite part was when Archer yelled Lana's name then whispered: "Danger Zone".

[@Jayzone702]

I’ve seen every episode of archer more times than I can count and I really think season 1 was the best season they ever did, followed closely by 2. Also the 22 black line is easily one of the most underrated quotes in the entire series

[@reactionfunnyfunny]

i agree completely the first season was incredible such good unique, actual funny dialogue, really spent time on the animation if you notice in season 1 they had close ups and medium shots whereas all of the latter seasons are all wide shots like a puppet show.. the characters and their dynamics were stupid and funny, but realistic enough to be believable and relate to them whereas as it goes on (especially the coma seasons) it gets too much you can see they ran out of ideas and started adding filler

[@drifter402]

That's fair but I really disagree. I think it might actually be the worst (which is still hysterical).

[@ZenKrio]

@@drifter402 Nah Archer sadly has gotten worse with each season...

[@alcohol-freebeer3642]

Seasons 1-5 I just love. After that it ran out of steam, though I still watch it for old times sake.

[@harleyb7880]

Season 5 was the best

[@Aramanth]

*"Lana, cause you're in the Danger Zone!!"* _"And those were his last words... right before he bled to death on the rug._ LOL

[@ladyofnoxus6733]

Which rug?!

[@markperez1375]

3:50 one of the reasons why I got into the series core reasons: its unpredictable, and hardly boring.

[@dragondaveltd1992]

I find it hilarious man!

[@filipbitala2624]

I was expecting this to be boring, but hardly? How much is that

[@filipbitala2624]

I was expecting this to be boring, but hardly? How much is that

[@Kovugamez]

My reason was just before that when they started arguing after he called her Baby Crazy

[@nalumx]

Be careful, the cap slips off....for like no reason.

[@21specter]

Oh my God! You killed a hooker!

[@mg5347]

@@21specter a call girl

[@j.m.s.5901]

@@Username-2 hahahaahahaaahahaahahahahaahahahaaah

[@thvallwall6393]

Tried to tell him

[@Zoracruzano]

Animation surely changed a lot. It still has it unique charm.

[@xsmileb4deathx832]

Archer is the only man who could rival Deadpool

[@Legendary_sartorian]

now we just need a buddy anti hero movie with archer and deadpool

[@karenmarsh1067]

xSmile B4Deathx Is it because they both laugh while falling to there deaths

[@trevorjohnson5213]

Hank Hill no

[@shelceygusek427]

Four words: Brock... ...Samson.

[@saidi7975]

Except that Sterling is an imbecile with a dash of loyalty while Deadpool (prior to whoring the goddamn comic) is a vicious bitter backstabber...

[@hmmmooops]

"When they're dead they're just hookers" is the funniest thing that I've ever heard without understanding it.

[@Espuds]

The wat

[@jonathandevereaux298]

The call themselves callgirls to sugar coat that they're hookers. So when they're dead... reality steps back in.

[@kruegerpoolthe13th]

God it’s insane how smoother the animation got in each season

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

It's impressive they started their own animation studio and after the series stopped they kept on all the staff.

[@flatwater5]

Rest in Peace, Jessica Walter.

[@tuberobotto]

This is the funniest adult "cartoon" animation I've ever watched, so irreverent, rude and just plain raw dialogues. I hear season 10 has already arrived.

[@josephel4292]

First stumbled onto the Archer series at a local Target store. Purchased the first season and was hooked. Archer reminds me of a really inept version of James Bond😆

[@artisticbuilding6852]

Archer and Lana's dynamic is the funniest 9:31 - 10:01 (both scenes) capture them so well oh my

[@jeromebirth2693]

"I mean if this goes tits up." 9:33

[@sigmamike2]

Oh right, because you walked into Discount Stripper Warehouse and said, “Help me showcase my intellect!” Criminally underrated punchline 😂😂😂

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

Lana: discount?!? Hello? This is Fiacchi! Sterling: uhhh I think it's pronounced *"knockoff"?*

[@blacklavoux]

I bet the writers r having so much fun making this show

[@notsmii7y]

“He thinks he’s people” Karen’s when a fast food employee stands up for themselves

[@rangerrecon]

Oh man this needed more clips from episode 7 - Skytanic. "M as in Mancy"? Oh c'mon - that was the best!

[@coachgoltzbizpro23]

M...as in WHAT?!?!

[@sher-at-home]

One of the best lines from the series

[@schematicb5393]

Skytanic was one of the best episodes; so many great jokes

[@firstmkb]

Just reading that again had me laughing!

[@lindanib541]

It's says season one...

[@theonlynontrollhere]

I love that you can hear Aisha breaking at 2:55, it just makes it so much better

[@FezTheMoose]

"That's how you get ants."

[@mrspock1994]

Fez SpaceMoose yay

[@samuelparker9882]

Fez SpaceMoose Sorry,... I was picturing whore island. sigh...

[@Alleycat041]

DO YOU WANT ANTS!!! THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS!

[@bebob415]

The Bluth family has really done well for itself

[@jenlindley7780]

I love that comment so much lol

[@kwanito4real522]

Haha 😆 Deep çut

[@SujoyChakravarthi93]

I have a feeling that Mallory doesn't care for Gob (RIP Jessica Walters)

[@secretskull21]

“I have fifty agents who would KILL to move up to your position” Wait just a damn minute, we never see ANY field agents other than Lana and Ray, do we? Or am I going crazy?

[@azaryahyahuda650]

Safe to assume they all jumped ship and some killed like the 2 Archer accidentally got killed by calling and exposing their identity

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

@@azaryahyahuda650 "Hola? Senor WIIINGMAN!!!"

[@derekihrke5798]

One thing I don't understand is how Pam let Archer steal her dolphin hand puppet and beat her with it, especially with Lana restraining him. We find out later that she was part of an underground fight club to pay for college, so it shouldn't have been that easy for anyone to overpower her.

[@firstmkb]

Loved her tats, but can't remember where the quote was from.

[@greywalker505]

Early-Installment Weirdness.

[@jeromebirth2693]

@@firstmkb @Kevin Bauer the poem tattooed on Pam's back is the third verse of the destruction of Sennacherib by Lord George Gordon Byron

[@firstmkb]

@@jeromebirth2693 nice to run into some education on KZbin, thanks! The number of literary references in the show blows me away.

[@napoleonsolo5929]

Lana = girlfriend goals

[@edi9892]

When someone as sociopathic as her is the most rational, reasonable and pleasant person in the entire cast LOL.

[@ayindex]

She put a microchip in Cyril😂

[@klutz3955]

@John Smith sim-

[@dlobelow760]

Oh no you don't want that You'll be stuck in an on/off relationship

[@HouseMusicNinja]

Hell nah dude. Save yourself the constant on and off hypocritical ground rules and insecurities. Lana is hot on the outside, but shes pretty screwed up as a person not to mention really eager to bust a cap in someone who says what she dont want to hear.

[@darlenebuck3189]

came across archer by accident and both me and my father love this show funny as hell.

[@845835]

That first season was truly something else.

[@Rozza2k]

I genuinely consider archer to be up there with its always sunny in philadelphia with how under the radar and under appreciated they are by the general public whilst still having a loyal core audience who adore them

[@alazkaalazka6087]

I’d put Community in there aswell

[@Victor-pt4qk]

Arrested Development too

[@poppa1050]

“This was supposed to be coconut shrimp “

[@KoRnBaL19]

So many great characters. Pam is the realized funk friend/drinkin' buddy. Witty, always horned up, is down for anything/anywhere and not a snob.

[@Foustdoodles98]

6:41 Lana looks amazing in that stewardess outfit! Best part is, she's wearing GLOVES!!!😍💖💖

[@biscoole]

You have a thing for gloves, don't you?

[@SpidermanFan92]

First Woodhouse and now Mother, I'm so heartbroken

[@drewbear1969]

"Oh my God, you like...sneeze glitter"

[@MrTHEMONEEMAKER]

Thank you

[@skylx0812]

I'd have said, "...and you didn't even have to compete, they just handed you the title, _Princess Bitch_ "

[@Superfan109]

I miss Archer.....anyone else??

[@pete6506]

Same here, but hes awake now. Cant wait for season 11

[@jens.einzelgaenger.mp4]

@@pete6506 I think we all just wanted to see the last episode first to see what happened lol

[@victorrain]

Me too!

[@dailynico]

Yes

[@Malikiveli]

"And the best part is....he's learning"

[@-a-cb-l9000]

Just the tip!

[@jeremyjealousy]

“Archer-Archer, she’s down, alright? She’s tapping out. I think she peed.” 😂

[@Lightning-jc6re]

3:46 JESUS CHRIST! HE'S GOT AN ERECTION

[@Richard-Alex1991]

I'm dead

[@craigharvey-gurr337]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

[@gabrielidusogie9189]

Half of one. The other half would miss his mother.

[@Cluv22]

THAT was the moment I fell in LOVE with this show!!!

[@pekkalaitinen8769]

I laughed so hard at that part the first time my lungs collapsed. Holy fuck wish I could forget this show so I could rewatch it

[@daddymatty5869]

My wife & girls & every employee I've ever had have heard "Phrasing" and "thats how we get ants" way more than they would like. At this point its pretty much a reflex

[@feliperisseto9113]

The dolphin scene was were I fell in love for this show.

[@sebastianmartinez8266]

“He thinks he’s people “😂

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

Correction; people.

[@Nutsaur]

I don't always quote Archer, but when I do I get it wrong.

[@HelloThere.GeneralKenobi]

Have to rewatch these in honor of Jessica Walter

[@DrewSavo]

10:11 I was proper pissing myself laughing when that phone went off. Especially as you can hear Archer shoot out a window! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@craigharvey-gurr337]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thewardenofoz3324]

"because I have a social life" _talks to mother_

[@samuelreid603]

R.I.P Mallory Archer 😢😢

[@highlordlaughterofcanada8685]

Well, he's not licensed or anything but he's got a real flair for it!

[@cartoondude5384]

This show deserve a animated comedy adult R-rated movie.

[@xs0528]

Or PG-13, but ya. It’s been over 10 years since it’s been on the air.

[@righthandstep5]

I wholeheartedly agree op!

[@cartoondude5384]

@@righthandstep5 damn, I forgot I wrote this comment, thanks for reminding me.

[@Supported-Characters]

Pam: You get any of that in the trash can? Archer: No, I missed… on purpose. LOL

[@stevede5275]

i can’t believe they missed “well, how was i supposed to know you’re lactose intolerant?!” “because i kept screaming it!!”

[@butterbean7814]

“Immigrants, hows now they do you know... just driving around, listening to rap and shooting all the jobs” lmao 😂

[@robertmiller4501]

raps

[@Falcone45]

Phrasing, phrasing, phrasing!

[@Defective1]

9:31 This had me dying "I think it's pronounced knock off"

[@RoseKendall-o3d]

Ah yes, the era before Pam went feral.

[@jens.einzelgaenger.mp4]

- Have you ever played jai alai? - Uh, actually, lacrosse. but it's jai alai for white people. - Lacrosse is gay. - You're gay. I mean, I am too. We're both gay

[@CammieGee]

One of my favourite programmes on Netflix

[@houseoftoussaint9609]

@ 5:04 "My god, a black... ops field agent!?" omg lmao!!!

[@moreafterthistime]

I didn’t get it

[@SeniorSuiki]

The Pam whale beating is gold

[@basilgysel8409]

What he thinks he’s people?!

[@VelonicaProfile]

as bad as the later seasons became. This season was Solid fking gold. Thanks for reminding me why i started watching this gd show.

[@Ivan-fq4cz]

The checkov's gun joke is the best joke in the entire show

[@madmachine5244]

It’s a shame about Jessica Walter because her voice acting made Malory Archer totally believable. I hope she’s enjoying her endless chilled bottle champagne 🥂 wherever she’s is.

[@calebbirkhimer1344]

how is the entire "m as in mancy" scene not included in this compilation?? It's Adam Reed's favorite scene!

[@Limedaiquar]

Skytanic is probably my favorite episode.

[@notsmii7y]

“How, how did I spend all that money?!” Me when I get paid on Friday and only have 20 bucks on Monday

[@robertaldaron4870]

OH. MY. GOD. I LOVE THIS SHOW. Gotta pay close attention to get every one liner....they average every 2-3 seconds!!!

[@paydendonaldson1340]

I love the music whenever malory talks about duchess the cue soap opera sad news music

[@bobbyj8163]

3:00 “I think she peed” 😂😂🤣😂

[@izzyt1626]

2:46 *mwah* Comedy frickin GOLD

[@haloonek26]

I miss Woodhouse or rather the Archer bullying him in so many creative ways

[@STH151NicoleFan]

You know, if he had just helped Barry a LOT of problems would never have happened.

[@UmbreonAnimate]

2:52 better than every Family Guy Cutaway Gag

[@adrianseconds3669]

I miss the good old offensive Archer

[@ladyofnoxus6733]

It's still offensive lol 😂 just he was in a coma. I just hope it doesn't get PC in season 11.

[@sourgrapes262]

@@ladyofnoxus6733 it didn’t 😁

[@ladyofnoxus6733]

@@sourgrapes262 I know I loved it

[@roger3682]

7:40 love the painting, LOL

[@Kacchi90]

Rip jessica, you were sooo awesome. Best mallory ever

[@kendalldalton3111]

2:38 "Okay your own fingers" "Hmm" "Nothing" "Johnny Bench called"

[@PorqueNoLosDos]

"tripping balls." 8:16 Best line ever.

[@PrinceOniLinkalicor]

10:00 you're welcome.

[@j.m.s.5901]

goat

[@LuisAngelSantos]

*D A N G E R Z O N E*

[@rohitmalpur2898]

R.i.P Malory Archer

[@JalenBellMusic]

PHRASING!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@demonika13601]

Love this series. Epic

[@stevencoates3382]

Ok your own fingers. Lol!!!

[@icestorm3397]

"He's LEARNING!"

[@Yoddiee--4444]

This show was the only one that made me laugh my ass off

[@meda3791]

9:52 The snicker before “ DANGER ZONE” 😂😂😂😂

[@GOTTA_RUN]

Crazy how damn near all the characters changed besides Lana. Even archer seemed somehow more professional ( or at least taking his job more seriously.. ) during this time

[@gungnir3926]

"and the best part, is that he's learning!"

[@Jaachi_Aaron-CJ041]

For the moment that I saw Sterling Archer wanted to act like Spider-Man as an Adult or a Teenager makes me feel the best action comedian show of all time. 🤣