Best of CallMeCarson (2023 Edition)

[@psychicpotato3687]

Carson the kind of guy to look down, look at the camera, say “whelp” and fall down after walking off a cliff

[@Ey_SmoKrac]

so true

[@doofusboy7054]

Fr

[@purestofsouls]

He also the type of guy to pull out a sign that says “uh oh” before he falls.

[@benchpressguy]

Thank

[@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o]

you can just replace drake with any old schmuck nowadays, can'tcha?

[@HolyFlippinSmokes]

My favorite part of this year was when Carson said, "No need to be formal, you can Call Me Carson" then the camera freezeframed on him and it told us where he was npw

[@jamzee_]

Kind of a wacky year. With the announcement of his non-retirement, to the massive spams of subs in multiple streams. These have been some of the worst times ever. Thanks Carton!!

[@attaboydanny]

wait im confused 😭😭 are u insulting him

[@jamzee_]

@@attaboydannywe like to joke around in this community

[@loganjohnson8010]

I mean I think they’re all in fair taste

[@Klotzy4433]

He managed to achieve nothing but make our year worse. Heres for another ❤

[@felixmousseau5192]

The simpler times were more better.

[@CaptainStereo]

8:14 i always forget that "simpler times" was an actual bit and not just a thing the carson hivemind spawned in the comments

[@CallMeCarson]

simpler times

[@callimarie]

@@CallMeCarson carson do you fw meth?

[@xayax7920]

Timpler Simes

[@Dootalt]

timbly simbles

[@collinbloo]

​@@DootaltTimber Shimbers

[@beegsoder]

baskin would be so proud

[@GiantKing20]

robin would be fuming

[@NintendoNerd64]

​@@GiantKing20common Robin L

[@bnsz8704]

How many Baskin Stan accounts are there?

[@beegsoder]

@@bnsz8704 lots

[@magnusRL]

roben

[@BeholdMe]

I honestly completely forgot Carson existed for the past few years tbh, the fact he got randomly recommended to me just now after all this time, a content style I love, and the man managed to make me laugh with just an intro bit reminded me of how funny he is and how fun his humor is. I missed ya man, glad to be reminded you exist lmao

[@WolflFlavoredTea]

Same tbh

[@orangeflavoredtoothpaste7420]

2:17:28 Personal timestamp This part has been stuck in stuck it my head for days. "WE WANT ENDER DRAN-GONS!!" 🗣🗣🗣

[@transcreatureofchaos]

I'm so glad Carson eating the house with a sawmill made it into the video

[@Shaggyladd]

That and Baskin are probably my two favorite moments

[@TylerandMoRoll]

That Baskin bit, and the AI voices have me legitimately crying.

[@elboof8484]

honestly the AI voices one might have been the funniest video I watched in 2023. Haven't laughed that hard since

[@earth3882]

I hope you feel better soon!

[@dankdoge8029]

Nah that whole baskin robbins bit was so good 😂

[@KaiCaesarUSNB]

you don’t need to lie

[@gahnity]

you don’t need to lie

[@sycamore-leaf]

you don't need to lie

[@hveisel]

it really insists upon itself

[@verbatim545]

you don’t need to lie

[@danb9460]

37:20 you absolute bastard. Well played.

[@colinlspencer8389]

I immediately came to check if anyone else caught it, both hilarious and pissed I had to see Tina Faye’s dumbass commercial

[@orbitsrailfanvids]

LMAOOOO

[@konnoryandell6862]

I got an ad here lol

[@ghostman8727]

0:45 gavin- "FRIEND!" then proceeds to give blood curdling screams xD

[@Crossfade1625]

glad it immediately opened with the best clip of the year

[@KaiCaesarUSNB]

still pissed you spelled my name wrong in that one video. it takes a while for me to forgive.

[@gavintinoyt]

crossfade we almost both started ours with the same clip.... that would have been embarrassing....

[@Crossfade1625]

@@KaiCaesarUSNB gonna upload a video called Moving Forward once I've made amends for this. I'm truly sorry, but I know actions speak louder than words. I will be better.

[@Gh0st_Dog]

This truly has been a Best of CallMeCarson (2023 Edition)

[@MuneebElahi-z2y]

Makes you thunk

[@NickDroid_]

Loker

[@Meri637]

You cannot fool us, “Carson”.

[@insertnamehere4171]

who do you work for

[@capncrispypoo]

Callmecarson. Can he be trusted? @@insertnamehere4171

[@greenmovie13]

be more original

[@slimjimmy5159]

@@greenmovie13bros up buzzin they bees

[@Havox-]

Arguably I found the baskin robbins bit to be hilarious, it's the thought of what the muppets do after they stop recording which gets me.

[@MyDogisEvil]

carson i genially mean this: thank you for coming back and making the internet a whole lot funnier i cannot wait to see where 2024 brings you and i only hope you continue to grow and hit 3 mil this year great fucking videos

[@tobiaszszulia407]

you misspelled genitally

[@MyDogisEvil]

so did you @@tobiaszszulia407

[@zagorsk1]

@@tobiaszszulia407 I think you mean genitalia

[@DrKoneko]

@@tobiaszszulia407genetically

[@michaelscherer8172]

@@tobiaszszulia407 You misspelled genuly

[@thegoat9219]

I feel a hole in my chest gradually growing

[@clonkers]

thank you for never failing to make my year worse, Milk Carton

[@Dingusdongus257]

Carson predicts "Just a cool guy" meme at 19:55

[@FellowDownStairs]

Enjoyed the video. I support you man, through it all. Keep up the amazing work.

[@diablo_ginge]

"Hey, it's been a while since I've watched CallmeCarson, I wonder what he's up to" Carson: 2:17:40

[@godassasin8097]

I'm the best viewer

[@JusstDexx]

Nuh uh

[@wyatteisenach2742]

Yu hu

[@warnux7695]

NUH UH

[@doingsomethingidk]

Nope is me

[@GoonShredder9000]

you are

[@mt2r-music]

1:02:32 A week ago I got a really bad cold and it completely destroyed my throat so I literally can’t talk right now or reasonable exhale and when I watched this clip I had to laugh so bad I barfed all over my bed thanks Carson

[@evilbanshee]

I got a humongous wedgie outside of an Arby's in 2023, this wasn't my year.

[@Nae_Ayy]

Can't wait to carry our parasocial friendship into the new year, because you sure as hell won't. You don't even pick up my calls anymore.

[@MintyRGC]

Im so happy 37:17 was still 25% of the way through

[@Keegmeister]

Thanks for filling my cheeks with laughter Cartoon. ❤

[@biggiecheese247]

I can’t believe Carson has been doing this for 2023 years! That’s a long time! 😮

[@Jotice]

I cant believe that I've been watching since you slid to success

[@hankflitz7409]

37:21 Can confirm, he did put a midroll thete

[@doofusboy7054]

This video truly does remind me of simpler times, thank you Carson

[@prod.phanos]

FINALLY I CAN SMILE AGAIN THANKS CARGUN

[@gh0st1n__]

You never fail to make me sob violently "Carson". Keep up the good work.

[@Chronikos]

39:55 You! Go grab those Beeheeeheees

[@Cammm06]

This reminds me of the simpler times

[@oceanbreeze3172]

I really don't appreciate the fact that Carson got bald

[@BloodySJohnson]

Nice to see you back dude! Missed you

[@crimsoncobalt1232]

Happiness is rare for me these days, but right now I’m happy asf 😁 thank you Carson!

[@MCisAwesome95]

The baskin robins mascot and the power core cat are two of the funniest bits I've seen in 2023 and nothing will convince me otherwise

[@yougoslavia]

The best part of something entirely bad is still bad. Keep up the good work!

[@mikeinike1359]

40:00 "weaponized autism" Thats the most real chatter. He caught the whole soul of Carsons' streams

[@FrozenViper5]

2 hours is not what I expected

[@Byanislion]

Good job getting the video out relatively quick! thanks for a good year! Here’s to another good one! :D

[@Kipper985]

Byan

[@Byanislion]

@@Kipper985 yo

[@HotWaxGuzzler]

not nearly enough tears its like he doesnt even feel anything anymore

[@mrvamp4454]

I've been waiting for this

[@jacktonnessen6509]

Paused the vid at second 1 because i like it when i see an empty chair, i like imagining myself in it its so fun

[@Rayneworld]

1:32:41 losing my mind that the person who made this art also has the same initials as me, RG, and it looks exactly like my handwriting. having an existential crisis.

[@thefamouslukerowe]

It’s almost like he’s still here… R.I.P. Cargskin

[@A.K.A-17]

5:08 this is just too perfect

[@ztempy8068]

this video came out after the best day ive had in a long fucking time i am so HYPED to watch this shit tonight

[@Danny-ec6gk]

may i ask how it was the best day in a while?

[@pepper6592]

2023 was a great year for this channel (at least I loved it). I am really excited on what's to come in the future, you are one of my favs! P.S. I love your editing and this video really delivered on the callmecarson gutteral hilarity, if you or anyone else took the time to read this comment, then I wish you an amazing day!!!

[@RealPVMovies]

WOW! You just HAD to copy Gavin! WOW!

[@smol_yote]

One of his best years, classic Carson vs modern Carson is very different but this year had a ton of good moments. I’m glad he has made a come back

[@superkirby49]

When is Carson Generations gonna happen

[@Krosmotor]

How the hell did you manage to give me a stroke in the first 30 seconds

[@VraskaTheNoodle]

Im so glad this video came out so i know that a year happened.

[@ItsHakki]

Qin Shi Huang really does feel like a dude I'd learn in middle school history class 😭

[@HuskyMoment]

you probably did man

[@HuskyMoment]

he turned hundreds of people to stone

[@specil-k]

The American education system must suck because he really is one of the most basic history guys

[@hajabariwalakusibarikalaus6904]

he was the second person to do it and he did it before thr first person who did it and the first person was ricard nixon😂🎉

[@The00CJ]

This is the best year of Carson. Loved it all man, keep it up!

[@zilog1]

OMG I just realized those hats that they have in Lethal company game are called synths😂 dude that's pretty much like protogen furry territory right there, I never thought I would see this this is incredible watch Carson actually have an OC and it actually be a synth😂😂

[@onememeyboi7149]

I love this best of, it reminds me of simpler times

[@aset0x]

This video reminds me of simpler times

[@bugboyjax]

This truly is the best CallmeCarson 2023 video.

[@rukkileib]

Reminds me of simpler times.

[@crossfadeSB7]

2:22:34 "Sauce me goooooood!!!" Gets me every time.

[@beverage_]

Can we get some appreciation for Gavin, Loki, Matt, JJ, Joey, Nikko, Andy, Knockrotter, Farethia, Crimes, Bluelight, and HelloItsMe for carrying every video and stream they were in this year? 💙💙💙

[@insertnamehere4171]

no

[@marionluigi6517]

Mics getting clipped is forever gonna be funny 45:44

[@Ryhon]

Best of CallMeCarson

[@snide0]

True

[@insertnamehere4171]

what

[@Ryhon]

I'm just the messanger

[@gooblergorp]

I couldn't even edge to this! I exploded immediately!!

[@guydude439]

alien cat glorbus glizbarp 👽

[@LiterallyRyan_Gosling]

Congrats on not getting canceled! It takes me years to forgive

[@Kami43644]

You're never gonna believe this

[@insertnamehere4171]

duality of man

[@fo9044]

You LOVE Ted kazincsky

[@zachb4186]

I still can't believe I watched the whole video. Heart

[@theycallmeleanfornoreason2746]

Im glad he didn’t stop after what happened it was such bullshit tbh

[@wyattkahler0427]

45:37 i like how carson get the rarest axolotl variant in the game and doesn’t bat an eye

[@CrimesYT]

did you add the bit where you played Stick Figure Jimmy?

[@kawaiisniper]

The "whole ass whale" cutoff is so fucking funny

[@aset0x]

FUCK YEAH

[@josephgarcia7030]

what if I don't want to call you Carson? what if I want to call you Clarkson?

[@swag1509]

How do you get funnier each year?

[@CallMeCarson]

dark arts

[@Zappr]

1:57:16 “the funniest horror game i’ve ever played” for like 1 single frame

[@sansandpapyrusreacts5509]

I’m the best viewer because I am sans

[@lalremruata_chongmang]

we love you carson! :D

[@julien01martinez]

Is it just me or is Carson balding?

[@plokijum]

Always has been

[@DrKoneko]

Still can't believe the thumbnails here aren't cakes in a field. Happy 2024 Carlton!

[@ethanthompson9569]

Damn you fell off

[@ryanwalsh5019]

Man I was worried we werent getting a best of this year. So happy to see this :)

[@wagomus4323]

Do you are you miss two mad

[@marmics96]

This reminds me of simper times. Keep up the good work Carson! You deserved this good year

[@farethia3296]

Uploaded so late this might as well have been best of 2024

[@Amirrorofmirrors]

1:30:22 > rapes up key > “I’ve gotta get outta here” > runs Mach speed into tree > crashes game > sigma male grindset

[@pietrosmusi6348]

It takes years to forgive

[@dabestboi7509]

No one cares about your opinion homedog you aint the MC

[@Jazzman3639]

the laugh at 1:51:00 is unreal 🤣

[@johnpapoutsas537]

really fell off this year

[@YourPalLex]

I love the intro

[@tyty_5869]

I hate this video!

[@Ey_SmoKrac]

no wat????!

[@kenossongreal6494]

He clearly likes it!

[@Ayyple]

love the video carson keep up the good work my guy

[@Lumaz001]

hello pedophile

[@kyubeywashere4899]

Shut up

[@frsanity]

he isn't a pedophile. he was 19, the girl was 17.. thats a 2 year difference at the worst.

[@Djentie]

Nope

[@swinfough]

Romeo and juliette clause dummy

[@nugg6894]

​@@frsanitykinda like the beatles.... I saw her standing there.... kinda of a deep beatle cut

[@preifever]

35:56 dont mind me, just bookmarking this for myself

[@C_heeseable]

I thought the Baskin bit was so funny because I immediately thought to myself "this is what Ubba looks like canon."

[@asaknight321]

The funny man himself callmecarson is back at it again with another amazing upload

[@EvanDaGr8]

Thanks for the laughs Carson. I've really enjoyed the past year of content, can't wait for more.

[@justsomeidiot1987]

1:57:15 "THE FUNNIEST HORROR GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED"