Best of Fat Terry | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

[@MikeRiderOOO]

“NOW I’M FEELING OBJECTIFIED BY YOUR MALE GAZE!”

[@thepersonarider0972]

Nice profile picture

[@MikeRiderOOO]

@@thepersonarider0972 Thank you.

[@superstarultra28]

Best Terry line.

[@seanfolan1855]

The delivery on that list me was beyond perfect

[@nowhereman6019]

He sounded a lot like Sam Jackson in that scene.

[@jizzmaster4144]

“Hitchcock offered a message session for your wife...” “W H A T “So I pepper sprayed him”

[@kekekeke2200]

Terry for real sounded like sam jackson when he said your mail gaze

[@ajet0452]

I didn't see these lines anywhere in the video

[@amzwl1671]

@@ajet0452 4:00

[@ajet0452]

@@amzwl1671 God bless you

[@Nobody-sy8hb]

Watched that today lol

[@alejandrososa2016]

*terry loves responsible agricultural practices*

[@truenerogaming7750]

I love me some nibs. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@uday7633]

terry should go vegan then

[@harrisonthecarguy3734]

As do I

[@jakman8515]

r.a.p... terry love rap

[@jcleaverchamberlinjr]

Same

[@Christian31413]

“ do I look like a man who snacks?” “You look like 8 circles with suspenders on.” 🤣🤣

[@kalcheus]

There is no way Charles came up with that line by himself

[@ETiDeQuenVesSendo]

I don't get the joke. Honestly

[@kalcheus]

@@ETiDeQuenVesSendo my guess: there's a common method to draw people that starts with circles, you then fill out the rest of the body over the circles. Since the circles are typically based on the muscles, saying he's just circles means that he's made up of nothing but the basic muscle shapes. That's how I took the joke.

[@Christian31413]

Me neither

[@janessecretdiary]

@@ETiDeQuenVesSendo 8 circles as in his abs

[@Spartan_5271]

Boyle: "You're looking a little............ fat." Terry: *Sets down the nibs* Boyle: *Having his life flash before his eyes*

[@mrfacestab5758]

Boyle: Oh, boy...

[@jeshonloonskin4176]

@SuperMarioFan 3001 Terry: You can’t comment on my body.

[@nxghtmare83]

@@jeshonloonskin4176 NOW I’M FEELING OBJECTIFIED BY YO MALE GAZE

[@spac_ial]

Boyle: Absolutely not sir, just listen...

[@Ann3liese]

@@spac_ial Terry: NO I DONT WANNA LISTEN BOYLE

[@Jhars39253]

“Did you have like 1% body fat” “Well now I’m at 1.8... I’m fat”

[@sabothegamer]

Dude* not did

[@tyvillarreal6652]

I wish I was his definition of fat🤣🤣

[@KarmicComedy]

I’m a fat, bald old man

[@BoringOldXboxGamer]

My most relatable Terry moment.😁

[@odiadonervo1915]

Fat Terry looks like Big Smoke with no glasses

[@bruhwils46]

Your right he does look like him

[@educlarity]

Or hat

[@bobobo-bo-bo-bobo3683]

OOOOOOHH

[@hartantoanggoro]

and he never do that bike mission

[@JustAnotherAccount8]

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[@realsanmer]

Holt saying "titties" still busts my lungs every time.

[@rochishnudas783]

"This preamble is making me nibby" Man, Terry's great. 😆

[@bad_steel9636]

The resting heart rate of 6 and 1.6% body fat comments made me realize Terry is like the Brooklyn 99 version of Chris Traeger

[@k1llth3dj]

Omg YES!!!!!

[@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916]

The microchip has been compromised

[@GooseGeuse22]

ragnor fell and can't get up I’m late, but I want to contribute. My body is a microchip. A grain of sand could destroy it

[@icemav5740]

Stop. Pooping.

[@juniorsundar]

@@GooseGeuse22 you forgot a few literally’s in that sentence

[@erinstojkov9300]

Terry Crews is an American treasure and we must protect him at all costs

[@dylansickinger545]

True

[@cataclysm7256]

TERRY FOR PRESIDENT

[@alm8399]

We gotta do a better job from protecting him from the Hollywood scene. He said they went after him a few times.

[@kimberlainwatson6266]

I never noticed them turning off the lights just as Terry’s coming for his Mu Shu Pork 😂😂😂😂😂 “you’re not closed!l hahaha

[@dylansickinger545]

Oh I didn’t even notice that until you mentioned it that’s so cool

[@alykhodeir9309]

2:13 terry crews sounds like Samuel Jackson.

[@pranavnambi8010]

I thought I heard the exact voice somewhere else. Thanks man! 😂

[@somerandomguy2316]

Right?!

[@pdc66]

thought It was just me who thought that

[@CPZShows]

I thought I was the only one who thought that 😨

[@mattpaul173]

I didn’t notice until you said now it all I hear

[@seventeenrighthere_]

“And Hitchcock offered massage sessions for your wife” “What?” “So I pepper sprayed him” “You’re a good man Charles”

[@Alex-zv2rr]

" My resting heartrate is six Boyle *SIX* "

[@shaneyzamora2525]

Its so nice the team volunteered their off time, not to take his paper work, but to help his family. Shows how close they are to go that far the guy.

[@wazoskislark7489]

I'll have 2 number nines, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven and a large soda.

[@CarBroke.PhoneYes]

Sir, this is a library

[@wazoskislark7489]

@@CarBroke.PhoneYes All i had to do was go to a goddamn drive-thru then

[@SoldierD-]

Huzza, a man of culture!

[@castleoffiction96]

Wait, what's you do with the 45s?

[@wesleybarcelos6622]

Big Smoke!!

[@Posit_Zero_Blue]

With Boyle it's not "no pun intended" it's..."metaphor intended". That there is positivity .

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Lol right!

[@EasrterRising1fan]

I love Terry, I watch this show partly because of him.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

He's fantastic.

[@Ryanjleary]

Terry is great. Perfect for the show

[@frankjoz2803]

I started because of him! I loved him on Everybody hates Chris and last year I watched the whole 99

[@ritviksharma5949]

....so i pepper sprayed him. This was epic.

[@EasrterRising1fan]

Haha I just realized he is like a televangelist in his big speech about learning something from him. Televangelists always preach on the sins they suffer most from and he is spot on, wow comic and writing gold!

[@kyung-wanyoo5649]

*Terry moves a little* Terry: "That's a nib"

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

“This preamble is making me nibby!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Luc1ferMorningstarAG]

The Pork scene kinda made me sad and happy. Like his hunger is controlling him and he can’t do anything about it. But the part that makes me happy is due to the fact he changed extremely quick after knowing that his situation is getting worse and worse

[@yuenhohui2193]

The part where he complained that the nib was too small really hit hard

[@kalcheus]

"Oh nibs what am I going to do?!?"

[@Lewej1]

"Now I'm feeling objectified by your male gaze!" is one of the best lines of this episode, for sure.

[@thelevisullivan]

Why did Holt and Terry get a majority of the best lines?

[@jaredzeno472]

Fat Terry makes me feel so bad. It's all because of stress in his life. So sad and relatable

[@yoshijb9428]

More like pathetic and a lame excuse to not get better.

[@pearlescobar9449]

Please be kind

[@TheNevabee]

It's already Season 8, we need our Fat-Terry in the show. 🤣🤣 I hope to see Fat-Terry for longer in one season.

[@lyam32]

I actually hope he doesn’t go fat again to be honest

[@waikeonglim7703]

Sometimes I wonder why Brooklyn Nine-Nine isn't a cartoon instead of live-action. In my opinion it just feels that way

[@itsaidanyaboi]

I find it odd that Terry and Holt used to work together they should mention it more often

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Maybe they didn't work closely in the previous precinct and it was a long time ago

[@777coffeelover]

Terry loves yogurt 😂

[@Twinflame915]

Terry really loves yogurt

[@roberts4406]

Peanut m&ms are my nibs. Could eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

[@ihavetwodogs118]

I relate I have eaten whole bags of those by myself

[@gatonaranja2258]

2:13 When I heard this on Greivous 66, I could've sworn that was Sam Jackson.

[@tonkotsu5247]

Lmao

[@NeddyMontz]

0:38 “I NEED MY MOO SHU” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@austinhall3937]

I'm just glad they didn't put obesity in a positive light and act like obesity and morbid obesity is okay. Being a little overweight is perfectly fine but once the doc says obese, it's time to make some changes. (This argument stands for underweight as well, no im not fat shaming, just please take care of yourselves.)

[@iamataco411]

💯💯💯

[@levidobson295]

100 percent agree with that statement

[@emilioalban1234]

Im not obese, but I’ve never understood why people like you care. You don’t have a say about someone else’s body.

[@clairec1348]

@@emilioalban1234 only someone obese would say that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@devinspencer1678]

It was less about him being fat and more about the sudden change in behavior caused by the huge stress he was under. And them being coworkers and friends puts it in a whole other context.

[@k1llth3dj]

It's nice to know i'm not the only one who loves this show. "I NEED MY MUSHU PORK!!!!!!!"

[@akasharya1497]

"Not today... Not today"😂😂😂

[@the_sockdolager]

Fat Terry will forever and always be in our hearts. See ya at the next heist guys...

[@EightTinyRats]

2:13 Terry Cruise just turned into Samuel L Jackson for a couple seconds there

[@cascadeoceanwavesblues]

im sorry but « you look like eight circles with suspenders on » will forever be the funniest thing anyone had ever said

[@xmlthegreat]

Audience loves Terry!

[@Jaksa006]

„Dude, you have like 1% body fat.“ „Now I am at 1.8. I'M FAT.“

[@samstern2042]

Terry loves not being overweight

[@apex4674]

"You look like eight circles with suspenders on" lmao

[@kisermooney7165]

"fat terry crews isn't real, he can't hurt you" -lying therapist

[@HunterSentinel]

Let’s be honest, terry eats as much as he did before, he just plans it out way better and works out too.

[@mfisrae]

“Seriously, how do you do it terry?” “Workout and a diet, it’s not that hard man.”

[@AnthonyOlan]

Fat Terry looks like he would be perfect as Big Smoke

[@Icarsilva]

2:06 that was the moment Terry became Holt (“how dare you, detective Diaz???”)

[@sammyeagleson5352]

I never liked that name, though to be fair it was accurate *BURN* 😂😂

[@alans.9970]

Terry: Do I look like a man who snacks? Charles: You look like 8 circles with suspenders on Hahahahaaaa never seen Charles roasting Terry 😂🤣

[@pjcc2419]

2:03 moonshine animation really hit that

[@Mario.1997]

"Hitchcock awkward massages for wife salt pepper sprayed him" 😂😆

[@mr.l8723]

I wanna give Terry a hug.

[@lovelyfrancesquita6603]

Love how Terry talks in the third person

[@FFA441]

Captain Holt saying Tiddies is an underrated funny moment of the series

[@halfknightdrummer]

Boyle is the only one that can say metaphor intended

[@zaanredelinghuys191]

I love Boyle pronouncing cacao correctly.

[@sarakauffman1179]

What episode is this?

[@zaanredelinghuys191]

@@sarakauffman1179 think s3e4

[@kevindiaz365]

I love Boyle in this

[@DMXKonCur]

Fitting that this would be on Comedy Bites

[@miggyboy3786]

I like when he said he pepper sprayed Hitchcock, while Hitchcock is in the back, jamming with Scully.

[@kidricoflynn5813]

Terry: I "had" an addiction to food. Also Terry: =Eat's 10,000 calories daily= what

[@trevorphilips2947]

He's fat so he don't need food. Now that he's fit, he need food to maintain his muscle mass so it was justified.

[@Smidr007]

2:57 Terry sounds like big smoke from gta sa

[@onEmEmbErstudios]

"I NEED MY MUSU!"

[@highwayouttakes4570]

Not today! Not today nibs!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@edsl39]

3:34 oh, the Scary Terry trailer

[@maxmccann5323]

0:29 not the only addiction though was it big Terry... 😏

[@davec.3198]

For some reason, when you workout, people feel the need to always comment on how you're doing. Even if they have never seen a gym.

[@DemonRage90]

But above all always remember, Terry loves his Yogurt!

[@Posh_awaragi]

Fats makes you angry! 2:18 Personal experience!

[@kilometerzmoralez2024]

1:05 1:55 3:00 4:00

[@lavandvla]

i love how much the precinct changed throughout the years

[@robfab5204]

I didn't know Terry was ever fat

[@coultergill7728]

@@DJC-fat terry was later than the first episode. Nibs was much later

[@SatisfiedShark]

To be fair to Terry, that Chinese restaurant was absolutely not closed at 6 o’clock

[@dord4453]

"lay off my body dude, i clearly got some stuff ive got to work through" That is a universal truth

[@classact9557]

“You ain’t closed!!!” Too true. What Chinese restaurant closes at 6?

[@ethemaltun4381]

He is literally real life big smoke

[@damonpono8337]

Started with a Kit Kat add, perfect

[@someonerandom1119]

Ok... but cacao nibs are just cocoa bean pieces, they taste horrible i dont understand why the whole thing was bc they "tasted good"

[@TZER0]

He looks like the Nutty Professor! 🤣🤣

[@jakobnunez4964]

All this time i never noticed the store turning the lights off as terry gets there.

[@saucierboar260]

1:10 cacao nibs are actually what chocolate is made from.

[@JoeyMBrooklyn]

"You look like 8 circles with suspenders on" True dat

[@napalmstickylikeglue]

"This preamble is making me nibby". 🤣

[@seanpobre8622]

Me and Terry have the same food addiction

[@raghdarashad834]

Watching as im munching on some cacao nibs

[@fuzzybeast8623]

boyle:a cacao NIB terry: a what!?

[@littletgaming3687]

he doesn’t even look fat he looks like he has muscle fat you know what I mean

[@vernadettereyes9582]

Just realized the “not today, not today nibs” was inspired by the Project Possible-Nims Purja

[@peporonika6291]

Terry - farts CC - [Music] Me - O.O

[@connzerjess1665]

I forgot holt and Terry worked together before holt joined the 99

[@tasha1721]

This preamble is making me nibby 😂😂😂

[@matylda3935]

2:33 episode?

[@desmondng5375]

Boyle: "You're looking a little............ fat." Current objective: Survive

[@definitelynotamuse4127]

" *I need my moo shu pork* "

[@rambofan334]

Store: *opens at 6:00 am* Old people at 5:59 am: 0:32

[@brimstonebaker413]

Time Traveller: *blinks* The timeline: Fat Terry Crews

[@Bronilli]

I feel like cinema cins would have a field day with bk99

[@ZeroDuckThirty]

Terry Jeffords slowly becoming Big Smoke

[@miisotrash]

2:30 Big smoke in early NYPD years 1970's colourized