G.I. Joe PSA Compilation - [Remastered HD]

[@hhscadets0925]

Things I've learned from these PSAs: 1. Give him the stick 2. DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

[@Polygonlin]

MISTAH BODY MASSAGE MACHINE, GO!

[@boskostoybox]

And not to be the last one ending up being the penis pump

[@billydeeuk]

Do you know my dad?

[@kaj7135]

@@billydeeukoOoOoOoOoOoOoHhHhHhHhHh!

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Aren't you buzz lightyear?

[@DoublePatty2003]

I have a distinct memory of watching this with 3 of my buddies and we couldn’t talk for like a full 5 minutes after the cyborg dude disintegrated those kids. We were absolutely gone.

[@phyrr2]

When the internet had ACTUAL value, in the form of Ebaumsworld, College Humor, Newgrounds and SomethingAwful. I can't count how many times I've nearly suffocated back then due to insane levels of laughter.

[@jeanwagner1977]

***OfficeDepot1/

[@detectivebloor4011]

Same but with the kid on the ice. IM TOTALLY GOING SO FASAWFUCK

[@hdofu]

For me, I remember way back when hunting on newsgroups to find the dvd iso for this

[@dartheria7914]

Dude me too, we’d imitate the noise too lmao

[@Btkamp]

“Look at all your different colored hats” still kills me

[@ayeflippum]

-hats- hyats

[@moonscar119]

14:55 always time stamp it dude

[@slowgaffle]

It's the ambient background sound that really makes these work

[@pyrobison2002]

sfscstube u a comedy psycogist

[@corvus1970]

Indeed. Especially those really loud birds.

[@jasonchmielewski9453]

True that, if they weren't there it would feel really artificial. With those sounds, they feel realistically absurd.

[@lanslater]

... wherez ma monay?

[@cambaum8545]

Especially on the 8:30 mark.

[@Demontrigger14K]

It's been years since I first saw these, and the part that still kills me every time is the delivery of "Holy cow I'm totally going so fast AAH FUCK"

[@SgtHawk13]

Do u know my dad? OOOOhhhhhoooohhhhhhhhhHHH 🤣🤣😵

[@clockworkNate]

The part that does exactly that for me is "I think I need to go to the hospital" " yew shure about dat?? 😂 like a the kids in the mafia threatening him

[@ScottEP1]

Same for me but also the kid falling off the cliff while screaming

[@PowerTrain611]

*Last one there's a penis pump!*

[@ejcejc4113]

Last one there is a penis pump! 😂

[@livebackwards]

SPECIAL EDITION TRIVIA: All of Spirit's dialogue is taken from a man speaking Navajo at the end of the song Strawberry by the Butthole Surfers.

[@L33TGUY]

Holy crap it is from that song! Awesome share =)

[@Rychdom]

livebackwards You beat me to it! I also hear the beach sounds from Mr. Bungle's Sweet Charity in the water skiing one.

[@souporcoolguy]

Any idea what the English translation is?

[@livebackwards]

None, sorry

[@halfhumanhalfzombie]

OMG wow it is! It sounds like they used it exactly off there.

[@darthgeorge28]

Everybody knows the pork chop sandwich video...but what they need to know is BODY MASSAGE.

[@troywright359]

I actually laugh more at the original. THERE'S ENUFF ELECTRICITY THERE TO FRY AN ELEPHANT!

[@Jrock3891]

Body Massage was my first one followed by Porkchop Sandwiches, alll of these are great

[@5roundsrapid263]

Troy Wright I never forgot that one! 😆

[@refundreplay]

Who wants a body massage?

[@WobblesandBean]

_Bawdy massaaaaaaaahhhhge_

[@nathanshabazz6300]

"Give him the stic--DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"

[@amojak]

wanker!

[@ghostdick3618]

do you know my dad?

[@juanelorriaga2840]

“Were sorry”

[@zephyrsky__]

A quote for all times

[@AnalyticalMenace]

Do you know my dad?

[@MrPeterStevens]

I remember waiting forever for these to download on my 56k dial up. Totally worth it and still funny all these years later. You've made a lot of people laugh Fensler.

[@jeanwagner1977]

Send to flow kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGmuYWt3mLulq5I

[@namebrandmason]

The recent GI Joe movies failed because they didn't give us a live action remake of Pork Chop Sandwiches.

[@jeanwagner1977]

,evt

[@NiricDigital]

💯 facts

[@kaj7135]

FUCK WE’RE ALL DEAD!

[@Mr_Smythes_Confections]

🤯 B£°°d¥ *d@mπ* ! You're RIGHT! Lady Jaye, Block, and Flint were ALL in General Joe's kitchen! (An *IDEAL* opportunity for him to serve them some 🐗pork 🥩🥩 chop 🥪🥪 sandwiches!)

[@danhoyland142]

Or body massages

[@NaderAmmar]

"Do you know my dad?" " *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH* "

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

This was what being 12 was like.

[@themountainradio]

Isn't it "you're not my dad"?

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

@@themountainradio No, I hear "Do you know my dad?" too. The fact the other kid talks is what garbled the line a bit.

[@IndianaJason2]

A big thank you to whoever added the subtitles, they're equally hilarious

[@MrTaojonz]

3:21 Best subtitle of Fire Cyborg

[@texasfossilguy]

thank you for this

[@volbia12]

You're welcome, I spent several days on it and became slowly more deranged as I went through them.

[@GrahamBradley]

*the sound of raptors screeching softly*

[@Time4rpgs]

@@GrahamBradley thats right kids i already had em, lmao!

[@Luigiweegy]

0:09 Meemeemeemeemeemeemee 0:48 Your ass got sacked 1:15 Body Massage 1:47 Fire on your sleeve 2:34 Don't give him the stick 3:12 Fire Cyborg 3:40 Pork chop sandwiches 4:21 SHIIIIIIIIIIIII 4:32 Billy I'm back and I want you 6:40 Bus Rydah 7:11 Israeli Jets 8:01 GAME OVER YEAAAAHH 8:28 Pink vinyl purse 9:16 I just wanna ride my motorsickle 10:16 I'm a compuduh 10:56 Lightning 11:30 Aussie 12:05 You ain't no pimp dude 12:36 Wake up the next day on fire 13:03 It's like I'm looking in a mirror 13:39 Wake Surfing 14:33 Don't forget your sandwiches 15:06 Konichiwa 15:41 Vests are for pussies 16:11 These beats are so fresh You're welcome

[@scottkarana]

Please pin this L33T GUY!

[@dfgdfg_]

PIN. Legit.

[@machiwoomiapoo]

PIN this. :) Thanks! :)

[@nationalbday4979]

15:00 It’s Mr. Slave from South Park. Look at all your different colored hats.

[@HauntFreak13]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@RookJooms]

Classic Internet. These videos are 16 years old, and I still quote them sometimes.

[@jeanwagner1977]

Made

[@UberNeuman]

20 years later and I still go into crazy laughing over YEW NOT COOKIN'! Nice remaster.

[@tjug0f3m]

If you’re a veteran to these and want a new laugh, start over and turn on “auto generated subtitles”... It’ll change your life...

[@sto12m]

i'm fucking crying lolol

[@johnrock241]

it truly has changed mine .boomstick!

[@robertaitken4855]

Mr. batta massage machine

[@DunkelBierGeist]

Bwhahahahahahaha

[@siihwood]

Omg thank you. That took it to a new level

[@Aratak711]

You're doin' God's work here, son. These have never looked or sounded better!

[@Nl9ETEEN]

Nice catch, blanco nino.

[@notoriousblt1038]

@@Nl9ETEEN too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaacked

[@The3rdGunman]

The last one at the dance broke me...HAHA

[@SelenVtuberFoxgirl]

​@@Nl9ETEENtoo bad you're ass was SACKED

[@DapperDill]

These always felt straight out of early 2000’s Adult Swim shows.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Which is interesting as the guy who made these ended up working at [adult swim]

[@jessehcreative]

It’s like sealab

[@adj789]

it's the Tim and Eric shows

[@ryandevan2793]

@@ianfinrir8724 Really?

[@thebeermaster34]

​@@ryandevan2793 Yeah, he ended up being one of the main writers for Tim and Eric.

[@robbieshand6139]

"Why, because I already had him! That's right kids, I already had him." 🤣🤣🤣 Wonderful to revisit these after so many years, can still make me laugh hyserically. Thanks for the remaster.

[@jonfarkasofsky5240]

These left a permanent mark on my brains.

[@silenttvshka]

Same lmao

[@KnuckleCrunch]

this is some quality vintage content

[@KN-tt7xu]

"Sound of someone being autotuned into a didgeridoo" , never thought that phrase would ever exist

[@VidGamer123]

Bless the person who did the captions.

[@TV-lb1wn]

It's been twenty years and I don't think anything has come close to the night my brother and I discovered these for the first time. Thanks for the endless laughs, whoever you are.

[@quizmaster85]

"If I had been in that water, dead."

[@ShaneMurphyHendrickson]

These were the original KZbin Poops when I first started watching them back in 2003 before KZbin was launched back in 2005.

[@DML897]

4:21 still the best god damned PSA ever

[@wynt1r]

so right

[@RAFMnBgaming]

They say brevity is the soul of SHEEEEEEEEAIT!

[@TheDangerousNate]

I still prefer 3:39 myself

[@srtravels]

Fact. I remember replaying that over and over again and we never found a point where it wasn't funny any more.

[@TomMusick]

sheiiiit

[@gengarfanatic5343]

When he said "Detectit did you no going and you tell me do things, I done runnin" ......I FELT THAT

[@Jagyr]

Now, you listen to me Aaron. You don't blow your money on those comic books, you understand? They don't do you a damn bit of good, and the nude mags? You're gonna be inherited by 'em when you're sixteen anyway. Now look, the junk food, and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath, and the girls run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying any rock tv shirts, or hip-hop gear, or anything like that. Arcade games, pick out ONE that you can do, okay, ONE that you can do, as opposed to a whole bunch of 'em that you don't know what the hell you're doing. Techno music just puts a hole in your brai--Are...are you listening to me? Look at me when I'm talking to you!

[@ForceMaximus84]

Jagyr Huh?

[@Kado_Tornado]

ForceMaximus84 aw hell

[@PianoBlack62]

Its j.k simmons dialogue.

[@aaronstepien2363]

thanks Jagyr, but I'm so excited for GI Joe to knock a Star Wars that got out of touch with it's fans down and dance on it just like the mid 1980s all over again

[@cartoonhanks1708]

Is this the one Sam Hyde wanted us to watch?

[@Jgeraus]

even to this day (probably 15 years or more after watching these for the first time) I say "aww hell nah wassup dawg... IMMA COMPUTAH"

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

I quote a bunch of these, but still haven’t found many opportunities for “betcha won’t touch that button, bitch”

[@ulrickts]

I'd like to think there's a deaf viewer out there that's really able to appreciate these with closed captioning for the first time but is also newly, terribly confused by some of the weird, non-verbal ones...

[@optiquest86]

These captions are in some ways making it even funnier for hearing audiences too! For example: "The sound of raptors screeching softly" "Raptor mating call continues" I'm dying over here! 🤣

[@mattbair7842]

The sound of a didgeridoo being auto tuned

[@RetroFan]

This really brings back memories. I remember watching all of these with my childhood friend on Ebaums World. Time goes fast.

[@SolidMikeChannel]

Hey guys. Ah you know it's funny these people, they go to sleep. They think everythings fine, everythings GOOD. Then they wake up the next day and they're on fire.

[@sarahcleary7332]

Thank you to whoever did the close captioning. Both helpful for the less intelligible lines and legitimately hilarious.

[@HHHaaarrrkkkooo]

MAN! Takes me way back… saw these first in Ebaumsworld almost 15 yrs ago #soGooooooooooooooooooooooood

[@volusiasorange]

dude. I read ebaumsworld and immediately got nostalgia goosebumps

[@bobbyincidemetal]

@@volusiasorange same

[@stefankupych6978]

You make a very good point when you call out the fact that in the "Lightning" segment, Buzz Lightyear was just chilling underwater watching the children play. I had never thought about how fucking weird that is.

[@jeanwagner1977]

H838

[@screamerlover5781]

His codename is Deep Six

[@kmarasin]

Oooooooooo!

[@darmocat]

I needed this during self isolation. "IMMA COMPUDA. STOP ALL DA DOWNLOADIN"

[@kristinabaker3271]

These seriously still make laugh as hard as they did the first time

[@axman15]

Man these parodies are so old, my friend back in college downloaded from some website (he didnt want to say where) back in 2005, he put em on his flash drive bought it school and showed it to everybody, this is before anyone had discovered youtube.

[@03056932]

ebaumsworld

[@waterandafter]

These were made before KZbin existed.

[@baf03]

Ebaumsworld? Albinoblacksheep? Ytmnd?

[@orbweaver9750]

"porkchop sandwiches!" SENT ME when I first saw these like...20? years ago. *checks Google* 2003??? DAMN. I'm old. :(

[@thegriffin88]

Oh my god yes, my friends and I used to quote these endlessly in high school.

[@volusiasorange]

freshman year in college for me. fucking endlessly

[@glitchmaster2672]

I was quoting these in MIDDLE school

[@robl7532]

It’s amazing how many of these wonderful educational lines are still in my day to day all these years later.

[@ainslieann925]

SAME

[@NancyDorothy]

Turning on subtitles was the best decision I've ever made xD

[@djhapka]

3:22 [Sound of someone being autotuned into a didgeridoo] HAAAAHAHAHHHH

[@ZuluRomeo]

@@djhapka The didgeridoo man has been summoned

[@dagonvaldez2878]

The only reason my subtitles were turned on was watching german scifi. Raumpatrouille.

[@SinginRabbit]

*kids laughing stupidly*

[@theweeklydosage]

After reading this comment, I immediately rewatched this with the subtitles on. Great freaking call.

[@Zeropointill]

Holy shit good work with the added CC that was way better.

[@L33TGUY]

Yeah kindly submitted by one of our subscribers...he did a great job!

[@koubaphotog]

Came here to say this. There are some real gems in the captions!

[@trollscab4113]

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES will go down in history

[@badmandansanchez1823]

This is the earliest memories of the internet I have. Thanks for putting it all in one video. Pork chop sandwiches

[@dena81]

The long GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE had my cat freaking out

[@thedocofgreen2018]

I'm 55, my buddy gave me an Oz of shrooms for xmas and I happen to take like a 16th of an Oz first thing today. I was starting to trip when I turned this on and because I laughed so hard it pushed me into one of the most amazing trips I have ever been on. It was like existing in space and communicating with hyper intelligent beings! It was that nuts amd I totally attributed the laughter right before the start of the trip made all the difference in the world. This stuff is near and dear to me having grown up in the 70s and 80s getting the best animation any kid could have wanted. Thanks for this. It obviously took some hard work. Good ahit my brother

[@JavierCR25]

I came back to watch the old parodies and I find this remastered beauty! You´ve made my day indeed sir... BODY MASSAGE!!

[@ll_Assassino_ll]

“You’re out!” “I was safe!” “HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG!”

[@bravetherainbow]

He has a point

[@livebackwards]

SPECIAL EDITION TRIVIA: If you want to know more about the shooting Flint is talking about at 7:36, google Ronald Young Kerrville TX shotgun. It happened in 1983. Now you know... and knowing is half the battle! (The other half is violence.)

[@L33TGUY]

Thanks so much for sharing that! Found this article about it: www.upi.com/Archives/1983/02/03/A-man-who-opened-fire-in-a-crowded-restaurant/8800413096400/

[@ernstergarcia]

that's flint, the first gi joe i got with tomax and xamot.

[@bamadablerd]

That's not Hawk that Flint

[@brendanh8978]

I'd have to go back and watch it, but I swear they use the same news recording in the English dub of Cowboy Bebop when Spike talks to Annie in her shop, episode 3 I think.

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

livebackwards That's so sick and brilliant. Whoever made this is so smart they obviously when psychotic in the middle of editing these.

[@RoomOnFire11]

Me and my best mate, been friends over 20 years (still friends with him now), watching these on ebaums world on his family computer back in the early 2000's. Just cracking up laughing together. Such good times

[@ThatOnePunk-]

- Do you know my dad? - Ooooooohhhhhhhhh That always fucking gets me in a laughing fit

[@KidsToysPlayChannel]

It must have taken days to do the closed captions.

[@redbomb6797]

This is not a comment.

[@burdenernie6050]

Me me me me me me me me me me.

[@caincha]

I only turned it on because you mentioned it and it did made it better lol

[@zerobatsu]

Sound of someone being auto tuned into a digeridoo.

[@StainsStainsStains]

Raptor mating call continues

[@TriangleSquare52]

you didnt take anything out of our tent did ya?

[@BubblesTheBard]

Chan [random navajo gibberish]

[@nelskyllo4127]

lol

[@thegriffin88]

He nods!

[@ROCKaholic]

I died at that XD

[@akanome4141]

Younger seeing these I always heard "you didn't take anything over 10, did yuh?" Like he didn't roll him around TOO hard, like he's gonna' be okay, right? That's how I've always used it. Fuck.

[@BuckySeifert]

Not a lot of early 2000s internet humor has aged well but these are still hilarious!

[@KlooKloo]

Stop all the Downloadin

[@lenguamuerto]

nice try blanco nino

[@HauntFreak13]

Johnny, do ya play baseball?

[@karawithgun8148]

My computer when I download 200+ mods for Skyrim.

[@Nerizwith]

@Joe Kinchicken Gen Z solution Uhhh when you download command and conquer 5 billion times?

[@TheRoseBoy11]

Help computer

[@webbers4life146]

I can’t BELIEVE it’s almost been 20 years now since these first appeared. Still just as funny as back then “…to bad your a** got saaaaaaaaacked” 😂

[@anonlurks2687]

Holy crap this takes me back! Awesome quality.

[@lordjimbo2]

4:20 is the distilled, capsaicin-like essence of humor.

[@RobertWierzbowski]

sheeeeeeeeeiiii

[@XardionZ]

After all these years, these still can make me laugh.

[@calibmatlock]

Holy shit I completely forgot about the one where the kid falls off the cliff(4:19). Legit had me crying and almost out of breath from laughing so hard.

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

And yet it's like we've all been there, falling off the cliff of our youth.

[@bondfool]

Pink Vinyl Purse is so underrated.

[@KziganBrickBuilder]

Thank you for doing the Lord's work in preserving these gems from my college days. I had downloaded them 19 years ago, but that computer is loooong gone.😂

[@KalibreSteelblast]

Love those kids being so chill and polite with Mr. Lafitte. Fine young men, those.

[@ragingfiip]

Hahahaha, oh man... thank you so much for uploading these videos!! When these videos first came out, I used to watch them all the time with my friends and we'd hysterically laugh to the point of crying (being in a certain state-of-mind definitely helped).

[@MakeItTakeItOutdoors]

The fact that you took the time to close caption this means I can share this with my wife and she can think I am even weirder than yesterday.... thank you

[@realpunkshrek]

I remember reading about the time when these premiered at a film festival. The comment said that people were laughing uncontrollably throughout the whole presentation. I wish I was there.

[@tonybaba]

I watch this at least four times a year

[@jdcapps21]

Damn is that all?

[@ThatTalkingDogGuy]

The subtitles are teaching me so much. I always thought, "Pussup witchu" and "Hey kids..."" was actually just her saying, "What's up, pachinkheads?" I think I preferred it that way

[@twrek100]

"Johnny... Do you play baseball?" Lmao

[@alex.g1537]

3:20 "Sound of someone being attuned into a didgeridoo"

[@Hodari3]

fun fact: a dingeridoo is traditionally played by a technique where you inhale through your nose and exhale through your mouth simultaneously, allowing you to keep blowing continuously indefinitely, so the comparison is extremely apt

[@reggiep75]

12:04 - I've got to say the Brian the Pimp one always has me howling with laughter

[@clunt_fecus]

We had such a wonderful experience with the Indian.

[@TheWowBomb]

Where’s my money?

[@Danzines1987]

When I meet someone new, this is what I use to measure their sense of humor. If they already know it, we will probably get along great

[@colonelgraff9198]

1:25 Who wants a body massage?

[@RinkoDinko]

Colonel Graff Body massage machine GO!

[@AngusArtEntertainment]

Uhhhh, what the hell--?

[@RinkoDinko]

*BODY MASSAGE.*

[@s3dchr]

*bottom

[@Some0ne001]

For years I’ve been singing bottom massage.......

[@Endoe.McKronic]

To this day I always say at random strangers: Who wants a body massage?? Body massage? And no one ever responds to me with YOOOO JOE!!

[@MiaCosco]

sometimes my partner and i stare at each other in moments of silence and, in unison, practically scream SUNSHINE DE YAH NO FINEH BUS RIDAH

[@TravisB25]

Partner?

[@TuxKamen]

I remember reading that the original animators loved the Fensler redubs, while the legal department hated them

[@ShitaviousJenkins]

"You! You're the ringleader!"

[@bioshock3d-]

OOOHSHKBSHKABASHKOSHKA

[@bolo2393]

"Body massage" And "Hey kid, help computer" Have been stuck in my head for about 20 years now

[@user-cq6dg6ql9j]

“Johnny, does your mom still hang out at dockside bars?” - Shit gets me every time.

[@helorumtheknightsofmambrin2155]

I love how, just like the real world, in these, all the adults are insane.

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

And ironically the children are pretty true-to-life!

[@gaspersb]

Fun fact: the animation of the series was outsourced to Toei animation.

[@larrychilders6599]

Until the 1990's then it was by Dick animation

[@Spudtron98]

That explains a lot.

[@cozmicmojo2181]

"I don't want a pickle, I just want to ride my motorsickel". I live by those words every day.

[@fricfrac]

I don't wanna die I just wanna ride my motorcy.................cle

[@eleazargomez1642]

Begin of a new year (2022) and how to start it by watching these funny G.I. Joe PSAs! 🤪😆

[@dimetronome]

I'm so glad that these clips live on from two decades ago. Excellent work 👏

[@timster046]

Dam! These beats are so Fresh! Snap!

[@SeppelSquirrel]

Anyone know what the song is that's playing in the last one?

[@LordLionelBond]

Lovely job cleaning these up. My friend showed me these years ago. I'd never seen KZbin before. I cried laughing. Still good. I think the Reggae Bus Driver song might be my favourite. And I do enjoy the line "look at all your different coloured hats." Haha.

[@romevi]

Kids, pay attention to what REAL silly internet humor is.

[@elstormo]

Real humour is a wonderful experience with the indian.

[@dena81]

God I miss when viral videos were good like these and funny!

[@Marquis-Sade]

Is there unreal, silly internet humor?

[@Marquis-Sade]

@ elstormo: Indian?

[@Zeropointill]

Orange vests are for pussies.

[@GHOSTMAN262]

Believe i saw these originally on ebaums world something like 2005. Still just as hilarious. Thanks for sharing these!

[@vishesh013]

Captions made me fkin roll on the floor "Raptor mating call continues"🤣🤣🤣

[@JR113FTW]

These were some of the first memes me and my buddys watched while playing runescape. So good.

[@Sir_J4ck]

The one with the cyborg disintegrating the kids nearly killed me.

[@cygnus83]

The captions on this are the greatest thing ever.

[@StAUG1211]

Not all heroes wear capes. I love you.

[@bojanmilankovic]

These are full of classics but 4:34 really still gets me 20 years later: "You're out!" "I'm safe!" "*UNNGHHHHHHHH!!!!*"

[@doubleas2380]

Eric Fensler. Man, legend, *GOD*.

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5bCoaGjbKZmiq8

[@jamesbeattie7548]

"Sound of someone being autotuned into a digeridoo" Having captions turned on was definitely worth it.

[@BubblesTheBard]

[Random Navajo Gibberish]

[@alexpurtle7293]

Not Me: SPECIAL EDITION TRIVIA: All of Spirit's dialogue is taken from a man speaking Navajo at the end of the song Strawberry by the Butthole Surfers.

[@Pendarr]

The GAME OVER YEAHHH one is still one of my favorite things on the internet.