Best of Joey Diaz - Joe Rogan Experience - Volume 4

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PowerfulJRE

PowerfulJRE

9 жыл бұрын

These clips are from appearances by Joey "CoCo" Diaz on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast.
joeydiaz.net/

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@sevatar5762
@sevatar5762 8 жыл бұрын
Netflix needs to do a series about Joeys life!
@creamnips5410
@creamnips5410 7 жыл бұрын
Backmasking this should be top comment
@halkettboy
@halkettboy 7 жыл бұрын
Backmasking or just have a series with him
@jasonjohnson-vv9mr
@jasonjohnson-vv9mr 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe. But he does talk a load of bollocks most of the time mixing more bullshit than truth. He entertains the saddo's like us though, in our sorry lives
@edgarvarela5954
@edgarvarela5954 7 жыл бұрын
They probably would if he'd send a fucking tape.
@zid3660
@zid3660 7 жыл бұрын
He probably does include BS with his stories here and there, but did you ever watch/hear his podcast when his guest (forget their name, sorry) called him on this and he actually had called the guy to prove it (again this might be bs, but was funny and 'seemed' true /shrugs =)
@emnesia4591
@emnesia4591 8 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is like a real life GTA character.
@Prenner111
@Prenner111 8 жыл бұрын
+em “needs reminding” nesia lmaooo !!! best description
@dimi966
@dimi966 8 жыл бұрын
He looks & sounds like a real life Sopranos character to me
@justjahv4416
@justjahv4416 8 жыл бұрын
His stepfather even more so.
@beatsByZlaja
@beatsByZlaja 8 жыл бұрын
hes cuban though
@joeb2487
@joeb2487 8 жыл бұрын
He reminds me a bit of Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski.
@bertini18
@bertini18 7 жыл бұрын
Growing up in the 80's in NY sounds like the greatest shit ever
@Mattman524
@Mattman524 7 жыл бұрын
Bert it was FUCKING NUTS FROM WHAT MY DAD TELLS ME YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH BASICALLY ANYTHING
@PanchoRATM182
@PanchoRATM182 7 жыл бұрын
rangersmets524 true. I could have kill some people then
@autisticlittlegirl386
@autisticlittlegirl386 7 жыл бұрын
Coke heads and bikers everywhere
@keiranlee7200
@keiranlee7200 7 жыл бұрын
B he grew up in jersey but he's told stories going down to Spanish Harlem and the Bronx so im not sure
@Nahhhhhhson
@Nahhhhhhson 7 жыл бұрын
B it was lol
@n3rdstuffz
@n3rdstuffz 4 жыл бұрын
Joey Forgets Common words but remembers every street he has been on and what years he has been there.
@jacobjorgenson9285
@jacobjorgenson9285 3 жыл бұрын
Only way to survive in NY
@jeremymackevincaylor5041
@jeremymackevincaylor5041 20 күн бұрын
That's because he's making 90% of it up
@zoningfam
@zoningfam 9 жыл бұрын
HE LET US BLOW SMOKE IN HIS AFRO LMAO
@4pretend344
@4pretend344 6 жыл бұрын
But when you’re 16 Joe, you gotta have a good time. That shit killed me 😂😂😂
@USER-G291
@USER-G291 4 жыл бұрын
4pretend I’m 16 an life ain’t that exciting wish my coke dealer wld answer
@ThePuggeh
@ThePuggeh 9 жыл бұрын
I wish my teenage years were half as eventful as Joeys
@ArthurCanWrestle
@ArthurCanWrestle 6 жыл бұрын
Yoel so does he
@jacobmortimore
@jacobmortimore 5 жыл бұрын
i would be happy with just a quarter haha
@johnembree476
@johnembree476 4 жыл бұрын
This MoMo down here thinks Joey is full of shit? Cat can’t tell he’s tellin the truth.Its fuckin gospel truth dog I promise you.
@singhatar0912
@singhatar0912 4 жыл бұрын
v lmao fuck you
@swill1020
@swill1020 4 жыл бұрын
Yoel ... Uh no you don’t. Careful what you wish for...
@blakeafc
@blakeafc 7 жыл бұрын
"I saw him in 94, I'd kidnapped him in 87" Classic Joey
@wowza935
@wowza935 6 жыл бұрын
It makes sense if u do a line.
@markcooper396
@markcooper396 6 жыл бұрын
blakeafc k
@kylemate3183
@kylemate3183 6 жыл бұрын
"I bought coke from him."
@theycallmethehunter5096
@theycallmethehunter5096 5 жыл бұрын
SMASHED 420 likes
@DookieJuice1111
@DookieJuice1111 9 жыл бұрын
"Let me sit down next to you wit a gun to ya fuckin' head! You tell me that's good music!" I laughed my ass off the first time I heard that.
@tkcaapi2876
@tkcaapi2876 8 жыл бұрын
hmmm..cyanessence... i enjoy wavy caps;) have u tried azurescens? 🤓
@verbaledge
@verbaledge 9 жыл бұрын
"his family owns a tow truck company. if yu get towed it was his family"...joey says it like he just dropped a bomb on everyone
@steeldimond
@steeldimond 8 жыл бұрын
Right just 30 years late
@vincemarquez2142
@vincemarquez2142 7 жыл бұрын
God damn this comment cracked me up so hard
@poutinedavid8937
@poutinedavid8937 6 жыл бұрын
"This is crazy shit, man."
@npcshark7050
@npcshark7050 6 жыл бұрын
verbaledge if u needed a tow it still is..........
@bamm86
@bamm86 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha I cry laughing every time at that one. He makes you laugh for so many different reasons. 😂😂😂😂
@leocastaneda1252
@leocastaneda1252 7 жыл бұрын
"Lets rob fucked up freddie" lmao
@kyleburks9881
@kyleburks9881 7 жыл бұрын
"I seen a possum the size of a small pit bull" 😂😂😂 I was crying and had to rewind it lol
@theone368
@theone368 5 жыл бұрын
I was making a sandwich when he said that and I dropped my fuckin meat on the ground laughing so hard fml
@bushaybillwill
@bushaybillwill 5 жыл бұрын
Yes it was funny all of us did the same not sure why you're stating the obvious but cool
@ericrosario5369
@ericrosario5369 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Jansen Because it’s worth noting, asshole
@eLiFILMSinc
@eLiFILMSinc 4 жыл бұрын
Because of the hilarity, the amount of rewinds in this brings this 31 minute video into a 4 hour video. And its completely worth it wasting my day on it
@eLiFILMSinc
@eLiFILMSinc 4 жыл бұрын
@@ericrosario5369 you might be too sensitive to be watching Joey Diaz vids
@nonstopper1410
@nonstopper1410 7 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a national treasure
@JGtheDOG
@JGtheDOG 7 жыл бұрын
Joey "lemme tell you something Joe Rogan" Diaz, what a guy
@JeneralDethray
@JeneralDethray 5 жыл бұрын
Duz he kno de wey?
@renel8964
@renel8964 5 жыл бұрын
& its always quite a sumthin these stories
@YetiMan500
@YetiMan500 4 жыл бұрын
@@JeneralDethray he is de way He protec da queen
@JK-gk5kf
@JK-gk5kf 7 жыл бұрын
I just found out who Joey Diaz is a couple days ago while watching a Rogan podcast.. Im so fucking glad that I did, this guy is a hilarious trip
@health-gadgets
@health-gadgets 7 жыл бұрын
Jay Darcy ditto
@chuzilla1163
@chuzilla1163 7 жыл бұрын
Jay Darcy watch the vid about chicken wings
@hathmurl8664
@hathmurl8664 7 жыл бұрын
Jay Darcy hes a most interesting man in the world hands down
@Itsjustmyselfsoitis
@Itsjustmyselfsoitis 6 жыл бұрын
Jay Darcy same here lad. Been watching a load of JRE podcasts and only recently the Joey Diaz ones came up in the related vids, after 1 I was hooked.
@demileighgajownik3660
@demileighgajownik3660 6 жыл бұрын
Banana bread stories
@KeetyPooh
@KeetyPooh 9 жыл бұрын
"I was smoking dope, I was finger banging people"
@pookeysagan8432
@pookeysagan8432 6 жыл бұрын
Chapelle said the same thing.
@NaiveAgenda
@NaiveAgenda 5 жыл бұрын
great minds think alike
@DavidBalaj
@DavidBalaj 5 жыл бұрын
He should write an autobiography and title it like that
@sidscarborough3160
@sidscarborough3160 5 жыл бұрын
People
@emptRx
@emptRx 5 жыл бұрын
I was literally about to comment that that line was definitely lifted from Chappelle
@4buds385
@4buds385 5 жыл бұрын
“If you don’t have Black Sabbath, paranoid, or the les zeppelin 2, you’re not smoking my dope” best line ever
@yuneunha2914
@yuneunha2914 9 жыл бұрын
'If you don't have Zeppelin II, why are we here? I'm not smoking dope with you..'
@theycallmethehunter5096
@theycallmethehunter5096 5 жыл бұрын
yun eun ha yeah why would you get high with someone who doesn’t love Zeppelin? Go fakk yaself
@airmanfpv964
@airmanfpv964 5 жыл бұрын
@@theycallmethehunter5096 yup one time after smoking with my friend he turned off my led zepplin heartbreaker solo, haven't spoke to him since.
@snakelama
@snakelama 4 жыл бұрын
i always forget rogans audience is 55 year old men obsessed with pretending they were cool in high school
@benramsell3245
@benramsell3245 4 жыл бұрын
snakelama I’m 20 and zeppelin is greatest band of all time
@snakelama
@snakelama 4 жыл бұрын
Ben Ramsell and?
@novusvoss
@novusvoss 8 жыл бұрын
I think joey is way funnier in these podcasts than live stand up. Here he's in his element, there's no pressure to be funny so he just lets out all these crazy stories from his past.. brilliant.
@itsjustaride12
@itsjustaride12 8 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing, then I went to see him live and he destroyed the room. He's amazing live.
@jackkarapetyan2064
@jackkarapetyan2064 3 жыл бұрын
Rogan said you have to see him in person. The specials are not good. I saw him on a Tuesday night in the comedy store, my sides hurt from laughing. People literally fell down laughing.
@stattoo32
@stattoo32 8 жыл бұрын
"If someone says they like the Dave Mathews Band, I will pistol whip you"! LOL. I love Uncle Joey!
@ohitsdan
@ohitsdan 9 жыл бұрын
when's the the life of joey diaz movie coming out?
@JustinSmith-eo5cb
@JustinSmith-eo5cb 9 жыл бұрын
never. they'd fuck it up too much.
@cdizzle
@cdizzle 9 жыл бұрын
+KingBash Check out "Where I got my balls from" I think it's 5 dollars on his website
@cdizzle
@cdizzle 9 жыл бұрын
It was released through his website a few years back, I'm sure you can find it somewhere online
@AdamShaiken
@AdamShaiken 9 жыл бұрын
+Wheelzz_ www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B008D03OWK?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0
@Rayrulesohye
@Rayrulesohye 9 жыл бұрын
+Lifter85 go away fuktard
@tanksherman9875
@tanksherman9875 9 жыл бұрын
"Dave Mathews Band, are you serious?! I'll fuckin pistol whip y'a." Bro lmaaaao
@Huxtee7
@Huxtee7 9 жыл бұрын
+TANK SHERMAN Is that your fukn face?
@Barnes466
@Barnes466 7 жыл бұрын
So funny!!!!!!!!
@dylanrepetto2447
@dylanrepetto2447 7 жыл бұрын
TANK SHERMAN that shit had my dying lmfaoooo
@ARDG89
@ARDG89 4 жыл бұрын
“You can still be innocent and fingerbang” - Duncan sounding like he was trying to defend his past self lol
@apollo1573
@apollo1573 4 жыл бұрын
Carlos infinite I’m glad someone else’s caught this lmfaooo
@SwaggOvaRated
@SwaggOvaRated 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo and the crazy thing is they’re talking about two different things 😂
@sidv1991
@sidv1991 7 жыл бұрын
Somebody please animate all of Joey' s stories.
@Hagooman3000
@Hagooman3000 7 жыл бұрын
Someone has, look up animated JRE
@Graemedico
@Graemedico 7 жыл бұрын
Steve Serpe ...someone make a movie about his life
@Jamedia66
@Jamedia66 5 жыл бұрын
Like the Ricky Gervais show... Thatd be great...
@Sn4k3f1st
@Sn4k3f1st 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, if it was radio but.. you have the people in flesh in front of you on the screen, why the need to make cartoons of them? Genuinely curious about this nonsense
@sharonmurphy3757
@sharonmurphy3757 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sn4k3f1st he ment to make cartoons of Joey's stories while he's narrating them
@kyleduncan1724
@kyleduncan1724 8 жыл бұрын
Joeys my favourite natural bodybuilder
@trk4973
@trk4973 6 жыл бұрын
Kyle Duncan just incredible muscular development, he's up there with rich Piana, Kali muscle, mike o'hern and Phil Heath just an inspiration to us all
@harrybillings23
@harrybillings23 5 жыл бұрын
He’s just cultivating mass
@rafd9882
@rafd9882 5 жыл бұрын
Joey 8 hour coke workout
@Deadlyaztec27
@Deadlyaztec27 5 жыл бұрын
Joey "Look at my fucking bicep from just driving" Diaz
@vinnievega9843
@vinnievega9843 8 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz once in a lifetime legend.......
@MrWhataboss23
@MrWhataboss23 7 жыл бұрын
"You got low quality beer, I'm never coming over."
@holymacarenafin2319
@holymacarenafin2319 5 жыл бұрын
So true. Low quality beer = we never gona be friends
@kevinjohnson7300
@kevinjohnson7300 4 жыл бұрын
But that makes me think..... Do you ever bring beer with you or do you just mooch off of everyone?
@Lackingx
@Lackingx 4 жыл бұрын
@@kevinjohnson7300 True
@charlesku4308
@charlesku4308 4 жыл бұрын
IPA's for the win
@EAZYEfrain
@EAZYEfrain 4 жыл бұрын
Charles Ku what do you think low quality beer is
@dwhitt15
@dwhitt15 8 жыл бұрын
"We had messed around a little bit, not really sex I don't remember Joe, I think I sucked her titties, I knew her brother, know what I'm saying"-Joey Diaz too damn funny hahaha
@chunglii8
@chunglii8 9 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' tremendous, Joe Rogan. Light up a numbah and rewatch all these classic moments, just no susquehanna fuckin' weed.
@De6d
@De6d 7 жыл бұрын
I swear, joey's reactions are just like my dads and im like joe rogan just laughing. Even tho joey is from jersey, my dad grew up in the same era as him in the 70's from NY and he acts JUST like joey diaz. its uncanny
@Lorendrawn
@Lorendrawn 4 жыл бұрын
Please record your dad's stories
@badlt.8029
@badlt.8029 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this during covid-19 isolation and LMAO! Thank you!!
@alexnelsonamaya1
@alexnelsonamaya1 8 жыл бұрын
I don't know where black marlo is today but she's the real Martin Luther king
@theycallmethehunter5096
@theycallmethehunter5096 5 жыл бұрын
ANA GOD BLESS black Marlo lol
@meesterSmeeth4182
@meesterSmeeth4182 7 жыл бұрын
"It took him like a WEEK to realize.. "did you guys rob me LAST NIGHT""
@blazegunshark
@blazegunshark 5 жыл бұрын
Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Make you go back in time and shit.
@billycris2878
@billycris2878 4 жыл бұрын
He found out it was them a week later
@kevinjohnson7300
@kevinjohnson7300 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he ment to say "that night" you know Joey, the drugs scrambled his brain a bit but its cool
@thesorrow4664
@thesorrow4664 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@thesorrow4664
@thesorrow4664 4 жыл бұрын
@@blazegunshark 😂that's good
@Hallahanify
@Hallahanify 8 жыл бұрын
Joey should totally produce a stand by me movie about himself that'd be fantastic
@creamnips5410
@creamnips5410 7 жыл бұрын
Powerful everyone should agree
@thepro08
@thepro08 7 жыл бұрын
he already did, check is channel... its called how I got my balls or something
@ichiban308
@ichiban308 8 жыл бұрын
27:17 "have you ever had an ex girlfriend kill herself? no, but they should have." fucking killed me
@XIAXCI
@XIAXCI 6 жыл бұрын
you got the timing wrong. all i heard was laughing.
@alexn3478
@alexn3478 7 жыл бұрын
I want Joey Diaz to be the host of fear factor it would be hilarious.
@VypaUK
@VypaUK 7 жыл бұрын
There is not one show that wouldn't be improved with the addition of Joey Diaz
@curtis25920
@curtis25920 7 жыл бұрын
+VypaUK haha picture him just showing up in game of thrones
@JR-qf9vt
@JR-qf9vt 7 жыл бұрын
He showed up in a video game. Search up joey diaz mafia 3
@InfamousMedia
@InfamousMedia 7 жыл бұрын
I could see Joey Diaz as a bookie or something in the sopranos
@thatdude169
@thatdude169 7 жыл бұрын
InfamousMedia and he could have been a good character on the sopranos
@PATRIOTS4272
@PATRIOTS4272 9 жыл бұрын
Joey is my favorite person to listen to. He's so fucking interesting and funny. That New Jersey possum story holy shit I laughed so hard
@sethshoot45
@sethshoot45 7 жыл бұрын
the story about Miami football and the red lobster and black people jokes had me in tears lol
@caryn799
@caryn799 7 жыл бұрын
I'm eatin cheddar biscuits and listening to Uncle Luke as I type this.
@fernandoromero875
@fernandoromero875 4 жыл бұрын
Caryn I love you!
@RETIRE2024
@RETIRE2024 4 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@leditrain
@leditrain 8 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck answers the phone with "damn it feels good to be a gangster" I'm fucking... just quit all'a'yall, seriously, the king is Joey Diaz, the man is amazing.
@schwibz
@schwibz 8 жыл бұрын
hes super OG, he's also refering to a Geto Boys song called "damn it feels good to be a gangster" hahaha look it up!
@hurrifanc.3434
@hurrifanc.3434 5 жыл бұрын
"If someone says they like the Dave Matthews..I WILL PISTOL WHIP YOU" NEVER HAVE I LOVED UNCLE JOEY MORE!!
@panblanco71
@panblanco71 4 жыл бұрын
Every latino has an uncle like this and that looks like diaz lol. Mine was deported back to El Salvador 🤣🤦‍♂️
@_mango_
@_mango_ 3 жыл бұрын
Mine is black (we be Dominican) but built just like Joey 💀💀 my grandfather speaks only Spanish but the things he says are just like Joey...been called a maricon for more than half my life
@jamessimpson7567
@jamessimpson7567 8 жыл бұрын
Joe Diaz needs to make a movie
@NickFouladi11
@NickFouladi11 6 жыл бұрын
James Simpson Here's the script...Drugs, cocaine, robbery, more drugs, then comedic genius.
@aldodiaz1176
@aldodiaz1176 4 жыл бұрын
Neema Fouladi and finger banging people
@black07rr
@black07rr 4 жыл бұрын
And taking shits
@EXTREEEEEEEEEME
@EXTREEEEEEEEEME 8 жыл бұрын
I listen to Dave Matthews band while drinking ranch dressing
@vitrtorbelfotrt677
@vitrtorbelfotrt677 7 жыл бұрын
Ranch it up!
@ReggyRy
@ReggyRy 7 жыл бұрын
peter literally laughed out loud
@bryantruitt4369
@bryantruitt4369 7 жыл бұрын
peter while requesting for a tape?
@lean.2366
@lean.2366 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey's gonna pistol whip you
@black07rr
@black07rr 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey hears that he’ll hit you with a bus and back over you multiple times just to make sure you cease to exist
@amann24
@amann24 9 жыл бұрын
It's a doubly whammy of funny, because Rogan's laugh is fucking hilarious too
@therevanchist2123
@therevanchist2123 8 жыл бұрын
13:50 ''Oh i seen a fucking possum that look at me one night at like 4 in the morning , i looked at him and i was like What The Fuck '' Don't know why but that part is hilarious !!
@quinngentrymoore8182
@quinngentrymoore8182 6 жыл бұрын
XDarth OsirisX I was watching this exact scene when I read this
@sweetbruh96
@sweetbruh96 9 жыл бұрын
I fucking love joey diaz. Coolest dude ever
@playamusa
@playamusa 4 жыл бұрын
You get towed, his family's the one that owns it *nods* 😂😂
@SackButter
@SackButter 8 жыл бұрын
red lobster in Sacramento on Friday is actually insane
@MDallDAY4201
@MDallDAY4201 9 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz 4 Life
@logankrust4850
@logankrust4850 9 жыл бұрын
Bro safari
@danieldragovic7287
@danieldragovic7287 7 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz should be the no 1 leading comedian out there right now. He's the funniest guy ever. Even funnier than Dave Chapelle, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, Chris Tucker and the rest of those guys. Why is this guy not mainstream yet. He makes me cry of laughter everyday. No one except from him can do that to me on a daily basis.
@jesussotelo4775
@jesussotelo4775 5 жыл бұрын
he's too real people nowadays are for lack of a better term "Cocksuckas"
@TheeSherminator
@TheeSherminator 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Dragovic i mean the problem is, like all joes friends is that they are all superfunny on podcast and Quick comments but their standup is just not funny.
@11chavez83
@11chavez83 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheeSherminator i agree but joeys standup is not bad at all? Pretty good actually. Bobby lee is not bad either if you count that as one of his comedy buddies
@bushaybillwill
@bushaybillwill 5 жыл бұрын
Because they'll bear is more acceptable and you just need to understand the industry and the type of funny and how it works if you're on the outside you don't know in some aspects he's funnier than The Comedians and some other aspects he's not I love him to death but you're just not educated enough on the entire subject to jump out the window it's statements like that you need to comprehend and understand what's going on and how it works and actually see other comedians
@bushaybillwill
@bushaybillwill 5 жыл бұрын
@Mike West none of this works that way everybody is equally funny in their own way this guy's just enjoying the New York humor too much cuz that's all he understands me and you get it and Dave Chappelle is a God at Joey Diaz is the fucking shit but everybody has their own little thing in their own way I mean Bill Burr it's one of the funniest fucking people in the world just like Joey Diaz but Dave Chappelle is a different type of funny and amazing some people just can't comprehend all aspects
@RyansAquarium
@RyansAquarium 8 жыл бұрын
im not sending you a fucking tape, its against my will!
@robertcastillo7568
@robertcastillo7568 8 жыл бұрын
let me see your Tape!
@shakiragereno5210
@shakiragereno5210 7 жыл бұрын
you can't even play the ukulele..
@jonnybravo4322
@jonnybravo4322 7 жыл бұрын
I could watch these all day
@MiniGunas
@MiniGunas 7 жыл бұрын
8:54 "shut up, Brian" :D
@robertsmithing4716
@robertsmithing4716 4 жыл бұрын
We like BBQ ribs and cheesecake. Shut up brian
@robertsmithing4716
@robertsmithing4716 4 жыл бұрын
I canna kiss you
@LacyBeee
@LacyBeee 9 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a 'Best of Joey Diaz' every two months at least
@masaharumorimoto4761
@masaharumorimoto4761 9 жыл бұрын
Stoned to the gills + Fresh Dominos pizza + Best of Joey = Perfection
@cocorkiller2322
@cocorkiller2322 4 жыл бұрын
shit pizza.. it's like someone sprayed pizza flavor in a cardboard box
@Lorendrawn
@Lorendrawn 4 жыл бұрын
I got a steak fresh off the skillet, peanut butter, milk, and three kinds of cookies, and a double bong. Right there with you.
@masaharumorimoto4761
@masaharumorimoto4761 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lorendrawn Oh shit! tremendous!
@ravens3131
@ravens3131 9 жыл бұрын
Bro. First time I got stoned in a year and you post this...
@vertezgaming3900
@vertezgaming3900 4 жыл бұрын
Why would u only get stoned once a year. Sad. Torture cant go a couple hours lol
@villehookeneriksson3473
@villehookeneriksson3473 4 жыл бұрын
@@vertezgaming3900 he's gotten high a total of 4 times since he posted that comment. I got stoned 4 times this morning
@apollo1573
@apollo1573 4 жыл бұрын
Ville Hööken same
@skillz139
@skillz139 9 жыл бұрын
If you aint high by 2 in the afternoon GO FUCK YOURSELF!
@sillynelson1
@sillynelson1 9 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, the tape thing killed me hahaha
@DI-uk9rj
@DI-uk9rj 4 жыл бұрын
"If you say you like the Dave Mathews band I will pistol whip you" 😂 😂 😂
@Scotsdave
@Scotsdave 9 жыл бұрын
More angry Joey Diaz, when he's nearly incoherent with rage...... AAAAAHAHHHAAAAA
@liamdonaldson3393
@liamdonaldson3393 6 жыл бұрын
The Agent In The East that's the funniest shit ever
@sickdogg11987
@sickdogg11987 9 жыл бұрын
somebody animate joeys stories. .like a docktttaa
@Jattmafia313
@Jattmafia313 8 жыл бұрын
Look up Lucy snorbush and ranch dressing animated
@Itsjustmyselfsoitis
@Itsjustmyselfsoitis 6 жыл бұрын
sickdogg11987 That would be unreal. The Ricky Gervais show basically done that for their podcast. Clipped all the best bits and animated them. Give that one a watch, Karl Pilkington is a different kind of crazy but its hilarious.
@emerson5077
@emerson5077 6 жыл бұрын
Sending the blank tape is one of the funniest, most badass moves, hahah
@Jedimonk
@Jedimonk 9 жыл бұрын
Never ask Joey for a tape or offer him Ranch Dressing.
@mannywood9900
@mannywood9900 8 жыл бұрын
+Jedimonk Or give him a tampon.
@Dawgtism
@Dawgtism 8 жыл бұрын
or leave a message on his phone.
@stuckanonymous
@stuckanonymous 8 жыл бұрын
+Jedimonk or talk shit on people who have large houses
@ichiban308
@ichiban308 8 жыл бұрын
+chris siemers or make shitty eggrolls, he's not gonna do business with you.
@BakerOrDie123
@BakerOrDie123 8 жыл бұрын
+chris siemers Science!!! Stay black...
@captaintibes99
@captaintibes99 9 жыл бұрын
Tears running down my face. Heard most of these goodness knows how many times and they NEVER get old.
@chelseaferguson5134
@chelseaferguson5134 4 жыл бұрын
“did you ever have a girl that killed herself?” “.... no. i should’ve”
@B0l0joe
@B0l0joe 4 жыл бұрын
Joe’s reaction makes it so much funnier.
@Alfador42
@Alfador42 9 жыл бұрын
I went to bed sick, I wake up to Joey DIaz. Thanks Uncle Joey!
@TheUArabej
@TheUArabej 8 жыл бұрын
Joey, have you ever dated a girl that kill herself later? No... they should have
@ivandaniel08
@ivandaniel08 8 жыл бұрын
All girls kill themselves after dating me.
@addamsixx7915
@addamsixx7915 8 жыл бұрын
+Jonah Mann there all women
@michealwilcox8875
@michealwilcox8875 8 жыл бұрын
+alexander arkum Male pattern baldness. Hahahaha. Go have your grandma buy you some Rogaine. Hahahaha.
@benwish8588
@benwish8588 6 жыл бұрын
Shit joke
@NickFouladi11
@NickFouladi11 6 жыл бұрын
Алексей Стах What a dark, disturbing comment. Honest, brutally honest, but dark nevertheless.
@JamesR23
@JamesR23 7 жыл бұрын
Joey, speak into the microphone. Your teachings must be heard by all.
@NativeBratElaine
@NativeBratElaine 3 жыл бұрын
Good Googlie Mooglie! Joey is the BEST GUEST, hands down!
@leaderOFlosers
@leaderOFlosers 7 жыл бұрын
Lmfao his possum story nearly killed me.
@sheldonspiller2729
@sheldonspiller2729 5 жыл бұрын
*Opossum
@gagethamage6589
@gagethamage6589 4 жыл бұрын
Sheldon Spiller Fuck off
@bigshrimp6458
@bigshrimp6458 4 жыл бұрын
Greg420 fuck off
@chrisprilloisebola
@chrisprilloisebola 4 жыл бұрын
@@gagethamage6589 lol
@gagethamage6589
@gagethamage6589 4 жыл бұрын
K let’s all fuck off at the same time
@jasonbarnes424
@jasonbarnes424 7 жыл бұрын
Even if half of joey's stories are bullshit, they're still awesome and totally believable haha
@joelbecker2
@joelbecker2 7 жыл бұрын
Jason Barnes the thing is he's had so many people confirm that Joey Diaz stories are straight up true from his old neighborhoods to police records
@joelbecker2
@joelbecker2 7 жыл бұрын
Jason Barnes and I still totally agree
@cmaavila3
@cmaavila3 6 жыл бұрын
It’d be one thing for him to makeup stories for a stand up gig. But do you really think he’s gonna go through the process of making stories for a live podcast?
@juvenromero3715
@juvenromero3715 6 жыл бұрын
Cesar Avila To be consistent with his stand up yeah. Just to keep the persona he has built. But I doubt he has made up much of it. He's legit to quit!
@19MadMax98
@19MadMax98 5 жыл бұрын
I’d say 80 to 90 percent is legit
@chaoticature
@chaoticature 7 жыл бұрын
What a life and what an incredible memory Joey has! Endlessly rad stories to tell.
@warpath8089
@warpath8089 7 жыл бұрын
i was playing Mafia III yesterday,and who do i see coming out of the car during one of the missions,once i heard "get that cocksucka" i knew it was mr Diaz himself lol or should i say Mr Barbieri haha good shit man,always a good time when hes on the podcast we just need a better mic for him because he has that old school italian low volume speaking when its something important lol and we miss all the juicy details can someone get him a book deal.?
@splixwartek5360
@splixwartek5360 7 жыл бұрын
WarPath 808 YES LMFAOO
@NickFouladi11
@NickFouladi11 6 жыл бұрын
He is Cuban, with an Italian up-bring lol
@alwaysplanahea7127
@alwaysplanahea7127 5 жыл бұрын
“I had to bring my crazy friend who was havin a bad week”
@jewfedmuzik
@jewfedmuzik 7 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan's laugh is awesomely funny as hell.. I love it.
@brookkamalatasit9114
@brookkamalatasit9114 8 жыл бұрын
"LET ME SEE YOUR FUCKIN TAPE"
@quentintarantino7221
@quentintarantino7221 4 жыл бұрын
“If you don’t have zeppelin 2, I’m not smoking dope witchu”
@ReggyRy
@ReggyRy 7 жыл бұрын
You're a fucking mook!
@pizza7738
@pizza7738 7 жыл бұрын
Ryan Dixon eyyy eyyy eyyyy
@dantheman4768
@dantheman4768 7 жыл бұрын
Shut it your momos
@davidpfilmmaking
@davidpfilmmaking 7 жыл бұрын
whats a mook?
@davidpfilmmaking
@davidpfilmmaking 7 жыл бұрын
i wasn't really asking, i was quoting Mean Streets
@blindhorse86
@blindhorse86 7 жыл бұрын
The day Joey Diaz passes Im gonna mourn him like family. What a guy. Laughter is the best gift you can give to someone.
@marcodesanctis2500
@marcodesanctis2500 6 жыл бұрын
What'd I give to smoke and listen to Zeppelin with that legend of a man
@martinwaby9946
@martinwaby9946 9 жыл бұрын
joey Diaz is a ledgend... talk truth on this podcast love it massive fan
@lilberry5132
@lilberry5132 6 жыл бұрын
"If you're not gonna kick Steady Freddy, who ya gonna kick?"
@MahomeboyMyGOAT
@MahomeboyMyGOAT 9 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for part 4 for a while! Joey Díaz is the funniest man alive😂
@jonathanpopham5483
@jonathanpopham5483 6 жыл бұрын
The most amazing thing to me about Joey Diaz, to me, is his memory. He remembers everything significant that happened to him. He remembers dates, names, places, all of it. He is so good at telling stories but it's especially good because he remembers it all.
@DWRich17
@DWRich17 7 жыл бұрын
Back in High School, we use to shoot each other in the ass with a pellet rifle for cigarettes. 3 pumps max and a 3 second head start were the rules. Good times.
@PatchedRoundBall
@PatchedRoundBall 4 жыл бұрын
And there was always that asshole that 10 pumped and aimed at any open skin. One buddy got shot in the nose on a Sunday, Friday in school bathroom he squeezed the biggest pimple ever and a BB landed in sink.
@jonguy9683
@jonguy9683 6 жыл бұрын
How do people dislike this video? What did you expect when you clicked?
@EternityRecordsUSA
@EternityRecordsUSA 9 жыл бұрын
I saw him in Atlanta recently. It was the best set I have ever seen. He had everyone on the edge of their seats the whole night. Keep up the great work Joey!
@kevinmcrae2390
@kevinmcrae2390 5 жыл бұрын
Joey is golden! Makes me laugh every time, I about cry 😭
@kjenriquez16
@kjenriquez16 9 жыл бұрын
The man they call "CoCo"
@BigBird104
@BigBird104 9 жыл бұрын
The world famous banana bread baby! Everybody wants to know what the recipe is, I don't know what it is. The recipe is DEATH!
@theycallmethehunter5096
@theycallmethehunter5096 5 жыл бұрын
Glybirdy hehe boi
@shortclover99
@shortclover99 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, just wanted to tell you guys I love y'all and that I've been going through a really tough time lately, but I've been watching jre constantly for a week and you 2 guys as well as bravo and the rest of the crew have really assisted in putting me in a better mood... Thanks guys and keep up the great work...
@MustangFord
@MustangFord 9 жыл бұрын
thanks joey and joe for the laughs, love the show!
@Heatherweakasspasta
@Heatherweakasspasta 5 жыл бұрын
The blacker the betta 😂😂
@roddydykes7053
@roddydykes7053 5 жыл бұрын
“Cause they (possums) play dead, and when the cops leave they get up and brush themselves off” lmao
@bbussey1967
@bbussey1967 8 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz Has The Best Life Stories !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@miteshbalrup7149
@miteshbalrup7149 4 жыл бұрын
A living icon Joey DIAZ🙏❤️
@ALEX-jr1pb
@ALEX-jr1pb 6 жыл бұрын
1:18 lol damn Joey got hella pissed when they closed up on his ding a ling 😂😂🤣
@frankxuereb5422
@frankxuereb5422 8 жыл бұрын
this shit had me howling, love you uncle joey
@sal1m
@sal1m 7 жыл бұрын
"And we'd kick the fuck out of 'm just out of principle" I'm fucking dying here.. what a story hahaha
@11birds73
@11birds73 5 жыл бұрын
“Its warmer i like it” that voice threw me off n made that line hilarious
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