r/murderedbywords Top Posts of All Time

[@mud4309]

5:15 this is the closest we will ever get to world peace.

[@Cipher2lol]

I can agree with this.

[@definitely_vincible]

Huh.... *true....*

[@toby6380]

I just represented South Korea. Finally I can contribute to world peace lol

[@thesmilingplanet6108]

IM F-ING DYING XD

[@buddymmx3936]

@@toby6380 lmao

[@xavierd725]

On behalf of all Italians we will gladly decline your offer, on the fact that our food already contains enough fat and carbs

[@yom2408]

On behalf of all Italians, we have to decline as you seem to have eaten all of our pizza and we now need to go and make more :)

[@aster1760]

on behalf of the Serbs, we raise cows, not sleep with them.

[@_tyvrik2942]

On behalf of all norwegians, we also have to decline the generous offer, as we do not want our brown cheese to be eaten.

[@The-Big-Boss]

@Timothy Meinsen on behalf all Danes we will have to decline due to the fact we already have enough pussies in the public sphere.

[@ReeN1995]

On ze behalf of all Germans we will gladly decline your offer, on ze fact that we are busy planning for starting WWIII, maybe the Jewish People can take this one.

[@ConnorTheUndying]

"Who cares?!" *_"NOT YOUR DAD, OBVIOUSLY."_* I legit cringed at the sting of that burn.

[@ryanluther5785]

Connor The Chosen apply cold water to burn area

[@tylerslagel5485]

Seconded.

[@RJYounglingTricking]

an ointment is recommended as well

[@CooperativeCowboy25]

My dad once sent me an email with my name misspelled. I said aloud, "My dad just spelled my name wrong" and my coach replied, "That's because your dad doesn't love you". Never heard a more truthful burn since.

[@tobiasmalnes9216]

Well i don’t think that was a burn (probably meant to be) but if you are using parents that left you as a roast, you deserve to roast. In hell that is😊

[@davidlayhue4860]

having phoenix wright as the thumbnail is so true for murderedbywords

[@Venusupreme]

Would have been better for quityourbullshit

[@athanoraa]

Shocked Boi BRUHHH I LOST IT AT THAT SCENEEE

[@MayyaK11]

Yes.

[@JimmehRulez]

Ye

[@nicolasfurger1032]

What happened to Sorrow? So good.

[@tlepageart]

“We don’t eat pork” LOL MEGA OOF

[@Nezha_Main]

No no he has a point.......

[@4074-j9d]

The simple fact that Muslims don't eat pork saved a man

[@tychopanda]

Hahaha fat joke

[@totallynotsam910]

there should be a subreddit called “r/slightlyinjuredbywords” edit: now that i have actually discovered what a horid mess reddit is, i regret making this comment

[@internits2689]

totallynotsam No

[@liamwinters298]

You make it, I’ll join it

[@itsoracle]

totallynotsam r/torturedrapedandmutilatedbywors

[@trashbutbetter309]

R/subsiwishwerereal

[@thegreensunsetgroup2501]

This entire comment thread would get so much hate if this wasn't a Reddit channel.

[@mm-ez6xn]

5:50 on behalf of the Native Americans I will decline this offer as the last time we were with mammoths they all died. Try the Mongolians.

[@crimsonfiend2700]

Thank you I couldn’t have said it better

[@Texan.Insomniac]

Calm down

[@alexanderduran891]

Just imagine her face when she read the comments 😂😂

[@jamessumner4744]

You are supposed to pass to a different race

[@mentallyunstableorphan]

On Behalf of the Bat-Family I will kindly decline this offer because last time I made friends with somebody, they turned into a creepy clown dude with red lipstick and and green hair.

[@owenchafer1083]

On behalf of the Canadians, we will have to decline your offer. We may be nice but we're not that nice.

[@DarthDestructusTheSithLord]

On behalf of Native Americans, we will also be declining as we've been oppressed enough by racist Caucasians.

[@randominternettoaster7859]

God damn that's lit

[@azelfdaboi5265]

On behalf of all the Pokemon, we'll have to gracefully decline this offer from humanity, as we have enough earthquake users already

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

On behalf of evolution, your existence has been denied, as it would disprove the whole "survival of the fittest" thing.

[@azelfdaboi5265]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 lmao holy shit

[@ganganwoo3282]

As an Asian I approve of your accent

[@shahmirkhan5373]

White Fox5168 as a South Asian, i disapprove of your channel image

[@ganganwoo3282]

Also as a south Asian, I do not care

[@shahmirkhan5373]

White Fox5168 understandable, have a nice day.

[@majestyvondoom]

White Fox5168 that was a great crossover event

[@akanii18]

Spidey 8 Yeah. Can’t wait for season 2.

[@toothpicksinurtoes1598]

I’m a simple girl. I see Phoenix Wright in the thumbnail. I click.

[@TheRealJackOfTrades]

Yeah, that's what I did. I notice that. " *objection!* " Expression and I click

[@billie2148]

Me too

[@malak-4348]

That's the only reason I clicked to be honest 😂

[@cursednonprofile6206]

same

[@Nick-dx2pt]

Damn right

[@ALEX-wx9sh]

*"WE DON'T EAT PORK...!"* Dammnn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@misterwuss5456]

Yeah I honestly almost choked after hearing that

[@funnymeme1847]

Mister Wuss on your pork?

[@fcggyy]

That’s not a bad thing..?

[@funnymeme1847]

MelonPlayzYT thanks, Sherlock.

[@imbored6960]

I died

[@malak-4348]

Phoenix Wright was the wright one for the thumbnail He can literally destroy your family by words Edit: OBJECTION in the description? DAMN THIS IS MORE THAN JUST A GOOD VIDEO

[@sirshotty7689]

Malak Tarek OBJECTION! My family has no reason to commit crime nor evidence to prove that they have any involvement in any infractions, misdemeanors, nor felonies under the United States of America Laws and Regulations as of June 23 of 2019. In turn meaning that there is no possible way that he can charge us with a crime if there's no evidential proof.

[@mattok101digitaltamer9]

@Mrs. Lop3z should have been take that imo

[@sicko033]

Malak Tarek T A K E T H A T

[@Princess-Jellyfish07]

Your profile picture....I like

[@PublicVoidStart909]

NUMBER 300 YEAH!!!!!!!

[@red.psycho02]

5:14 On the behalf of all cultures on earth, we kindly decline your offer. Maybe the Grey Aliens will take care of this.

[@cian2168]

On behalf of all grey aliens, we are forced to decline this offer. I suggest the bacteria take this one.

[@unknownbyself]

On behalf of bacteria, we're not going to touch this one. Too toxic.

[@elsiekrauze9825]

@@cian2168 on behalf of bacteria, I'm afraid we'll have to decline, we are to busy getting into peoples immune systems, maybe the atoms can take care of this

[@reanimator7288]

@@elsiekrauze9825 on behalf of all atoms, we'd rather split apart. I'd suggest the oxygen cells take this one.

[@Jay-ho7sf]

On the behalf of all black holes we kindly decline your offer as we are busy confusing the shit out of scientists and also making people nervous about space. Maybe the stars can take this one.

[@bugnoodle3774]

5:51 “We don’t eat pork” LMFAO

[@cowboy2631]

*Announces time of death*

[@RainbowMama143]

The best burn EVER! 😂😂😂

[@TuckerAnimations]

Moth you need lämp? I got lämp..

[@Nugcon]

The best one yet

[@StormTehSinner]

daaaaamn.... that got me good... xDDDD

[@woodfloor111]

The answer to "what did the zero say to the eight?" was BRILLIANT.

[@guyfawkes3940]

Dana Baldus Care to share?

[@guyfawkes3940]

Old As Fuck White Neighbor ... Nope, sorry Then again I'm really tired, so

[@komurohokyoji9169]

was that supposed to be funny? no wonder reddit is garbage

[@Clothori]

Guy Fawkes He pretty much said she's 0/10 and he's 8/10 in terms of appearance

[@itsover9008]

Lol all those who can't laugh to this, let us extract your salt for Canadian roads

[@Lucifersfursona]

“Ya misspelled desperate” fucking kills me

[@Kmkmkms]

so sad but such a great line

[@Lucifersfursona]

Aw Joanne Thanks for giving one kid all the Candy the other kids gathered on the grounds they have the special magic genes, only as long as they do exactly what you say. Careful kids. Don’t try to pee around Joanne or she’ll be like “I have to Inspect You first to make sure you’re not a PERVERT”

[@underwaterboii]

That's the best pronunciation of my name in the last decade.

[@paigemilner2448]

Noah Schram Please introduce yourself like that forever

[@underwaterboii]

Will do ;)

[@salj.5459]

Where?

[@noahdavis8559]

10:48

[@noahdavis8559]

Also: hello, brother Noah. I wish my last name was as uncommon as "Schraaaaaaaam."

[@malikthemadman]

5:14 the one thing that units all races.

[@Scazoid]

"We dont eat pork" My nigga basicly called her a pig lmao

[@Nezha_Main]

@@Scazoid now for an Indian to say they don't eat cows

[@precosbiggestfanthecarno1176]

Muslim isn’t a race it’s a religion for fuck sake

[@Nezha_Main]

@@precosbiggestfanthecarno1176 Islam is isn't it?

[@precosbiggestfanthecarno1176]

Elijah Dilullo yes it’s Islam i feel stupid now. Islam is a religion and a person who practices Islam is Muslim

[@martro9266]

5:18 - holy shit that made me laugh. World peace, all Nations together in denial agreeing to deny!

[@DarthDestructusTheSithLord]

On behalf of the Native Americans, we're glad that we weren't offered that land whale

[@toby6380]

On behalf of all South Koreans, we would also like to join.

[@tinbanger66]

Should have asked the Eskimos!

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@@tinbanger66 they deal with seals, not whales

[@evanallaire2829]

@@tinbanger66 dont get started on the eskamos

[@youraveragejojofan2801]

On Behalf Of All Irishmen We Gladly Decline Becuase No Matter How Much We Drank We Could Still Not Forget Sleeping With Our Livestock Maybe The Brazilians Will Say Yes

[@maxie6455]

On behalf of all Brazilians we gladly decline your offer because this foot ball is to big to kick

[@pedromiguel748]

@@maxie6455 we'll let the Italians handle this one...

[@Princess-Jellyfish07]

@@pedromiguel748 on behalf of Italians we only like beef in our noodles, let the Indians take this one maybe?

[@DarthDestructusTheSithLord]

@@Princess-Jellyfish07 which kind of Indian? Because on behalf of the American Indians (Native Americans), we don't want anything to do with a land whale such as this. Maybe the Indians we were initially confused for when Columbus set foot on our land would like a crack at this?

[@iksskan9147]

@@Princess-Jellyfish07 on behalf of all Indian men we don't like to associate with beef

[@vallencia]

"TAKE THAT!" -Phoenix Wright.

[@sloane3785]

_Cough_ Objection!!

[@vallencia]

@@sloane3785 Hold it!

[@sloane3785]

Eureka!

[@cobaltis]

@@sloane3785 Injection!

[@sloane3785]

Rejection!

[@johndarcangelo6893]

That "what did the zero say the eight?" shit was too much.

[@marksamiotis5935]

Damn the ice-cream emoji broke too? *I can't breathe*

[@Geck0GC]

probably my favorite.

[@eddie9649]

Mark Samiotis 🅱ROKE

[@txborngamer3230]

You still have hair on your feet

[@jonmikullovci3892]

Deadass 🅱

[@dylanlovell8130]

Mark Samiotis aaa

[@Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew]

That Buzzfeed joke couldn't have aged any better.

[@jackshirley2360]

how to get your channel demonetized. real quick lmfao wtf i just quoted a joke from the video and i got 2k likes don’t like my comment like the video instead

[@sophie6413]

This my primary source of income

[@jackshirley2360]

Tigris The Tiger Animatronic emphasizes “income” in asian accent

[@babyyoda9407]

@Ebola pls no come to me.....😨😨😨😨

[@jackshirley2360]

The Funny Eevee yes

[@sandk7969]

What is income? We always look for outcomes..

[@captainloser6237]

We need a full goodbye moonmen cover.

[@abieltelemaque5426]

Yessss

[@barrelspace3688]

Hell yea

[@inMaJammies]

Love your username.

[@inMaJammies]

@@captainloser6237 yo welcome.

[@KarmaBermuda]

Yes. Yes we do

[@willattaway]

the moon man cover was sic

[@hanzofactory]

random actions S I C C *

[@starman41829]

random actions wtf?

[@starman41829]

random actions I'm saying you nasty as fuck

[@starman41829]

Nugget TV No wtf

[@alexbenitez6171]

He nailed it

[@greattitan371]

5:13 imagine being rejected by 5 ethnicities

[@greattitan371]

I was about to comment about this again until I saw my own comment from 10 months ago. Lmao.

[@yoholup19]

Now millions of ethnicities races species deities and plants are rejecting her

[@Cyphlix]

..and counting.

[@andrechavez8024]

i loved how all of the accents he did were accurate

[@genericasian5699]

Holy shit, the Asian dude wasn't supposed to tell you all about the Ninja Flying Arts. Dude. Secrets are secret for a reason.

[@FrozenMicrowaveDinner]

Son Kien Pae oh no!

[@bobrianfo104]

He should commit harakiri, seppuku or play sudoku. I'd say the third one is hands down the most painful option, it will definitely restore his honor after such a betrayal.

[@OrangeC7]

It has to be a difficult sudoku, though. Too easy and people will complain.

[@beingsactual]

With modern tech, you'd think _Ninja _*_Flying_*_ Arts_ would be long discovered by AA radars regardless...

[@OrangeC7]

That's something they teach you to avoid in your Nin-ja classes. The flying part ian't taught until you've gone through Art-nin-JA. I am probably a disgrace please forgive me.

[@מהלעזאזל]

GOODBYYYYYEEEEEEEE MOOOOOONMEEEENNN I SAID GOODBYYYYYEEEEEEEE MONEMMEEEEENNNNNN

[@joosttoepoel4715]

he absolutely nailed it!

[@АчытыКуулар-п2ы]

Goodbyeeeeeee moooneyyyy Goodbyyyyyeeee money from monetization

[@neilnair6498]

Mick and rorty

[@alexandramuller9055]

@@neilnair6498 you just got to love them

[@memeswereablessingfromthel3942]

Wow I literally saw your comment the exact same time he started singing that line.

[@ned4888]

GOODBYEEEEEE MOON MAN oh goodbye..

[@trentacion7603]

Carlisle Grime Media Lol that outro actually was amazing

[@Julryilmaz]

“Who cares?” “Not your dad obviously” That SENT me omg

[@kazmaniandeviil9970]

his voice is godlike, does anyone else love when he has snippets of singing at the ends of his vids? damn

[@Tessuminaka]

Best part of the video. ^^

[@armorman3005]

I hate it

[@Cognitolizard]

*Halo theme blasts*

[@artificialcolourzeee4647]

Yes

[@bradythompson5474]

ArmorMan 300 haters gonna hate but he doesn’t give a crap

[@winterlarsime9938]

"Femails" Is that when a women sends mail? What?

[@TheDesertPunk1]

Winter Larsimé Fe-Mails. Iron Mail

[@no-yo8hj]

+Semaj Gaming I see what u did thrre

[@StizzyM1]

Winter Larsimé just end it

[@winterlarsime9938]

Chris Atko, I keep trying, but the rope breaks, the gun jams, and the tiger has osteoporosis. Next stop: See if Courtney Love is single

[@literallyasuka2996]

Winter Larsimé I'm MAIL

[@imapigeonyoupeasant1489]

Lmfao "I don't eat pork"

[@sionmarak1916]

I'm a pigeon, you peasant apply cold water to burned area

[@anthonyortiz264]

But pork fat and water is just a mess

[@pineapplestreet9792]

I actually saw something that was essentially the same but with someone eating something weird and saying it was because they were from Texas. People were arguing about where to send them

[@aperson-gb9rh]

That wasn't really funny though :l

[@knucklemybuckle]

We don't*

[@aurorajohnson350]

I see Ace Attorney, I click

[@Hapokas112]

Nice.

[@weapontriangleisasuggestion]

A man/woman of culture, I see

[@JimmehRulez]

Yes

[@anna84259]

Same here

[@cyan.-]

yes

[@andydandy2555]

This video summarised in one word: oof

[@pboe0]

This video summarised in one word Oh yeah yeah

[@joel5611]

@Ragnar The Red GOTTEM!

[@partypoppers4126]

5:16 Who would've thought that stupid people on the internet would be what brought the cultures together.

[@xernises4286]

lol

[@ampersandKnuckles]

I went fucking rofl mode there

[@internetperson3228]

Lol I loved that

[@amirulfirdaus9962]

SelmaK Eng ikr

[@alissawilliams3435]

SelmaK Eng lol

[@pw3714]

5:18 This is the single best debate ever

[@pasijutaulietuviuesas9174]

Ibuki Mioda That's not a debate, you door knob.

[@pw3714]

He Who Judges Welp, I'm a doorknob so I wouldn't know XD

[@knucklemybuckle]

Or is it? *Lets debate about it*

[@kylefrank638]

I doubted you, but then I watched it...

[@pw3714]

Kyle Frank *gasp* You doubted me?

[@simmertoddler1632]

6:03 Femails r/boneappletea anyone?

[@Flowtail]

Probably a deliberate misspelling meant to disrespect women-tbh i kinda wish he’d gone for “femoids” instead

[@simmertoddler1632]

@@Flowtail what kinda insult is femail

[@КобальтРейген]

The feck is bone apple tea

[@Nutlicker683]

Кобальт Рейген it’s people spelling words with other words, like instead of appetite they would say app it tight

[@КобальтРейген]

Oh that seems interesting

[@m.v.a.l7669]

"We don't eat pork" lmao 5:52

[@trotdelima]

Killermickey they just slaughtered that fat girl

[@imwalkenhere2748]

I’m surprised the list ended where it did. I’m sure the eskimos could have found a few good reasons to decline harpooning that walrus

[@hughmungus3359]

BRUH HAD ME DEAD FR xD

[@warriorgamingyt5655]

Killermickey i almost died there

[@HoodieProduction]

OOF

[@gavonm6262]

I love the long ones

[@SorrowTV]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@kinogemmy]

Sorrow TV my man

[@Datura..]

That’s what she sed

[@someoneboring]

Sorrow TV ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

[@DJBaphomet]

There's a place for a lenny face somewhere in these replies.

[@sixarc6357]

G O O D B Y E M O O N M A N

[@randomuploadsism]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMAN!

[@dynapimp886]

randomuploadsism Goodbye moonmen

[@itzstormy9733]

randomuploadsism I SAID GOODBBYYYYYYYEEEEE MOOONMAAAANNN

[@Theproblemdoc]

G O O D B Y E M O O N P E O P L E

[@Silverwind87]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMEN

[@theaviator1152]

On behalf of Earth, we have to collectively refuse. If we let Jupiter that close to us we won't survive the night

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

Sorrow, you're actually a really good singer. You have a good voice, and I believe that, with proper training, you could be amazing. I hear a lot of potential.

[@kata1261]

Came to the comments specifically to find someone actually talking about that amazing bit at the end ^^ It sounded like a rather excellent Bowie impression to me

[@sparksfly6149]

Kata Yeah it was pretty good wasn’t it?

[@mrhouse4479]

Yea he has like a old school sound to him, its good for sure

[@speedberry1]

That's actually a Jemaine Clement impression, as that song is from Rick and Morty, sung by Jemaine Clement

[@luciemajor7118]

For a bit I thought it was stretching to 10 minutes but it’s actually really good

[@RickyPro888]

“We don’t eat pork’ LMAO

[@qjtvaddict]

RickyPro BURN BURN BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNN

[@claystewart3178]

r/whoooosh

[@spindash64]

By far the best part was that they all managed to join in on the roast.

[@elijahmuller5041]

Stellagator 22 The only person getting wooshed here is you

[@WackRusDud]

@@claystewart3178 something tells me you don't even know when *"r/whoooosh"* is used...

[@LadyPallas]

I cracked up so hard at that "on behalf of..." chain 😂😂😂

[@PhilieBlunt666]

McHinery yes that's a classic.. never gets old 😂

[@mr.anderson5806]

McHinery I've seen that post some time ago and it's still funny😂

[@UnownedMonkey]

McHinery I LOVED that part it was my FAVORITE part!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@9inchtablet]

It used to be mine but then I found out the girl in the photo had her photos taken and some bullies actually made those posts and subsequent chain. Basically a bunch of people got together to make fun of a chick and her post she didn't even make.

[@LadyPallas]

9inchtablet oh that’s sad

[@invert3771]

Is anyone gonna talk about the absolutely beautiful “goodbye moonmen” singings ;-;

[@guitarbass22]

THE RICK AND MORTY REFERENCE KILLED ME!!! I’ve apparently seen this video before because I commented on it 2 years ago 😂😂😂

[@blaizeharris5560]

6:15 ...r/Incels, top left corner- explains it all

[@TheMinecraftMan757]

Ah, yes. The retired drama farm.

[@x3naurus]

rip

[@cnorth265]

F

[@omegalul9629]

I feel stupid for not understanding any of this. Pls help.

[@aj76257]

DeZo You're better off not knowing

[@ThatOneGuy-nd6od]

We need a full cover of you singing Goodbye Moonmen

[@loop3416]

That One Guy yes pls!

[@stetson_newsie2600]

That One Guy This

[@melvinramirez321]

That'd be amazing

[@gojira4200]

Stetson_Newsie ???

[@stetson_newsie2600]

???????????????

[@fantastic_mr_frog]

Can we talk about how actually a good singer he is?

[@KCUROV]

hoi its emily the goddamn halo theme always kills me

[@Mehhhhhhhh]

And has a good voice in general. NOBODY IS GONNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE ACCENTS??

[@noriakitheneko2939]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THE DUDE IS FUCKING PERFECT AND HE DESERVES LOVE?!?

[@Mehhhhhhhh]

Noriaki the neko YEEESSS

[@rentapede]

Agreed.

[@RedRazor001]

R/murderedbywords summed up in one sentence. “Flex tape can’t fix that”

[@jasonmartin4775]

*T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E*

[@eanschaan9392]

"To demonstrate, I sawed this man's ego in half!"

[@Kid_Cat64]

BLUE SHELL!

[@renamurray9957]

‘‘Tis the season for sorrow to fill my stocking

[@Gumfondle]

OwO

[@KanaIzumiya]

What's this?

[@johndedrinko5216]

Spooky Alex TROLOALALALALLLAAS

[@maxiBianca]

Nani?!

[@s.g.7572]

What a sad image when taken out of context.

[@jadekaay]

That moonmen was inspirational..

[@DildoSchwaggin]

It was actually pretty good

[@retro-neon-bacon-369]

It was moonarific

[@-imdeadinside-]

5:17 is 10/10

[@henryarnold8298]

Bacon Master it is, its like hot potato with races

[@aqueousdog]

I prefer 4:00

[@burgz8964]

Bacon Master best one by far

[@dmc8129]

Take away the dash and you get her weight

[@NieR-002]

Ikr

[@stewslip3349]

9:27 GOOOOOOOOOD BYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOON MAAAANN

[@Planetyyyy]

We say GOOOOOODBYYYYYEEEE MOOOOOOOON MAAAAN

[@pinruihuang8463]

@@Planetyyyy vaxei godmode1!!!1!!

[@0-_yikes-_0]

"not even Dash could out run that heartbreak" that honestly made my day

[@araccoonstolemyradiator]

9:17 I know this is late but holy shit you are a good singer. if you made a second channel that was just you singing I would sub and I don't even like song channels.

[@DestroyerXII1]

It's even better when it's a Rick and morty reference

[@designationj7-223]

Comical Core like a better David Bowie lol

[@robertlopez2052]

Designation J7-22 sorrow is a good singer, but fuck you. David Bowie compared to no one.

[@fag9073]

Animal Life, why do you like Rick and morty

[@fag9073]

I like it because I’m a brilliant intellectual and that only clever people watch rick and Morty. Most of the people who don’t like Rick and Morty are just insanely stupid ha.

[@Swordofswordom]

5:14 That wasn't a murder, that was a damn firing squad. xD

[@brc9739]

Swordofswordom what the fuck is your profile picture I’m scared please no

[@user-ob6gc3io6i]

1:00 o'clock out night, and on the Muslims punchline, I just straight out went "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN"

[@wholegrainbread3904]

"A how to guide on: How to get your channel demonetized - REAL QUICK!" I cannot express how much this killed me😂😂

[@M3rVsT4H]

Holy shit, this was one of the best. I ded set spat coffee over the gay dude bringing his mum in for a second opinion lol. And the various races of the world politely declining heffersaurus rex was epic value.

[@cecejamesable]

heffersaurus rex, I have a new insult, thank you.

[@raiisleep]

was he gay?

[@M3rVsT4H]

@@raiisleep "he"?? Are you making an assumption?

[@bobbobbing]

You have to have a very high Iq to understand that outro

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

And also a very high note. Godb *yyyyyyyyyyyyy* e

[@Betapvnk]

That’s too Pickle Rick for my taste...

[@DisDudeDraws]

My favorite roast I ever saw online: OP: The universe is my waifu. Commenter: The only waifu you'll ever be inside of. It was beautiful :D

[@KittyCatViolet379]

Derpy Dev I don't get it and yet it's still funny

[@jillstingray7848]

Pikakip 379 would you like me to explain

[@KittyCatViolet379]

IS THAT A (word I can't say because I'm family friendly) JOJO REFRENCE?! Maybe

[@khronoq776]

Sexual ref

[@immaboirightmommy56]

*IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE, NI🅱🅱A?*

[@mohammedrazeenzaeencamil9344]

I'm a simple man, I see Ace Attorney I click.

[@g.ferreira6745]

Pfp checks out

[@emilysavage209]

I throughly love your pfp

[@NaschAzure]

@@g.ferreira6745 ok weeabo

[@g.ferreira6745]

@@NaschAzure thanks weeabo

[@NaschAzure]

@@g.ferreira6745 how am I the weeabo in this situation

[@eyeofthebeholder_]

I sang along to the R&M song because my IQ is off the charts.

[@ZebraLuv]

Indubitably my astute acquaintance! Such complex linguistics have no need for melodies; as only a scholar's noble heart can serve as metronome.

[@megnut2026]

Ikr same

[@sherk3286]

NekoChan A potential poser? Recite pi to the 40th digit, heathen!

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

2017 National champs 40th? Tis' some rookie numbers, M'Chad!

[@mariabrown6926]

The eye of the beholder. GOODBYYEEEE MOONMAN

[@commissarkitty3553]

B Y E girl was clever

[@loFEEzy.]

He set himself up for it tbh

[@unoriginalyoutubename8761]

Lambert No. Witty people actually exist.

[@metallsnubben]

Lambert r/nothingeverhappens

[@rubberduck1220]

metallsnubben Sometimes fornication happens. It’s the way things roll. And she was clever, but maybe she had time to think about it? Maybe she did not do the typing at once. Maybe she went to the kitchen and spread vaginal discharge on toast before doing the answer. Yes, it might have been just like that. Very disgusting! Like wtf!? On toast? But she doesn’t want to eat it, because it’s too gross so she gives it to her little brother with some jam on it. He’s 8 and will eat anything with jam on it. So he sits there, nom nom, and watch her homemade porn while she types the answer. It’s so sick and I realize that this is what happened to me as a kid. Damn I hate my sis.

[@andrewdavis2577]

9:52 probably the best part of the video

[@THE304REAPER]

ChampDavis 06 you’re definitely correct

[@Clarinhafamaral]

Gooooooodbyeeee

[@imoneoldfart6804]

kind of sounds like the gas cloud from Rick and Morty. bit of editing and it will be right on.

[@leonardparra3985]

Tbh, its so good

[@issabino9903]

4:01

[@Jane-oz7pp]

8:40 fun fact, the ACTUAL passage, in it's original Hebrew, says "If a man lieth with a young boy.." It's talking about pederasty, not homosexuality.

[@danielhoffman1788]

finally I see someone else knows the real meaning!

[@sholem_bond]

I've also seen people say it's about adultery (I'm not sure exactly how, but I don't know enough to debunk it) or sex slavery (having slaves specifically for sex)?

[@Comboowo]

Pretty sure that that isn't true. Regardless, there are multiple Bible verses condemning homosexuality, not just that one. I seriously doubt that all of them happened to be mistranslated, even if that one in particular was.

[@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443]

@@sholem_bond sex slavery is allowed in the torah

[@Josh_the_jester]

I'm someone disappointed he didn't respond after she replied "you make me suck, fuck you!" I would've responded with another verse "I do not permit a woman to assume or to practice authority over and man, for she must be silent." 1 Timothy 2:12

[@griffingamingxp]

I discovered your channel recently and love it

[@isgodreal1337]

hi beautiful couple much love xoxo.

[@griffingamingxp]

What

[@skinnypenis4771]

lmao

[@JP-kk1fz]

Griffin welcome to the club

[@im4g0d_1]

Griffin just found it about 20 minutes ago.

[@itbelikethat8583]

I died at "You have a weird citrus golem as a president" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@christopher_graffam]

As an American, I can unfortunately verify that claim. *Cries*

[@Jonandtan69]

As a mexican and a non white guilt liberal I thought the antitrump memes were a little eh. A lot funnier memes come from the maga boys

[@miksuko]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@jacencade4019]

Jonandtan69 white guilt Maybe trump is actually just as much of a doofus as he looks like and you are just a racist bafoon buying into bullshit” shut the fuck up witj the ignorant liberal bashing you dumb hick

[@Porygonal64]

Jacen, did you forget to take your Prep-H again?

[@JubileeBloom]

7:06 That's it. That is my favorite politician.

[@jeremytewari3346]

I disagree with his politics and I’d still let him be emperor of the world

[@kloggmonkey]

i'm willing to bet there's a teenage intern in charge of his social media.

[@ryboithelegend3737]

This is it chief

[@miareanna7533]

I Stan your profile pic

[@joleneonyoutube]

Love your voice, Sorrow. Going through your archive and forgot how much I just enjoy your voice

[@SummerAlleriaWindrunner]

WOAH OK HOLD UP Correct me if I wrong, but was he singing/humming the freaking Halo BG music at 4:53.

[@ProStateExaminer]

Yes.

[@henrycunh]

mildly accurate

[@AJEllis-df4ip]

Best part of this video 😂

[@Ella-sw3vh]

everytime I hear it I think it's the death note bg

[@warden-commandercousland]

Yeah, Sorrow knows that the Halo music is best choir music.

[@davymachinegun5130]

5:48 That's the sickest burn I ever witnessed on the internet.

[@manykarma6180]

true, true pork are gross

[@LeWildSister]

IKR

[@coinexplorer]

Why did you do what you did

[@oday_wasel]

👍😂

[@spikemc5552]

Max Headroom ohhhhh the savagery 😂😂😂😂, even I felt that I’m but a mere bystander#Dead

[@lolhi9167]

10:06 you HIT that note wow

[@therickestrick1153]

Random Commenter magic of falsetto

[@MonoEnta]

Random Commenter I’m tempted to make a 10 minute version of it

[@RivenEnjoyer6897]

More like assault and battery

[@anisnej10]

Random Commenter was expecting to be impressed. was not

[@henrylakeshaw4808]

As a straight guy you have the hottest singing voice I've ever heard.

[@brook_angel]

You still straight? Or did the lockdown make you have a change of heart?

[@henrylakeshaw4808]

@@brook_angel now I get pegged

[@Imsoscared38647]

To all the people bitching about Sorrow being liberal, you realize he just picks the top posts from the sub, right? Edit: to sum up my argument, the top posts in that sub are generally left leaning. The top post is literally someone roasting trump. So if you're complaining that Sorrow is showing a liberal bias, blame it on the sub. For all the people who are complaining about not making fun of liberals, visit the sub. I only found one thing even remotely close to what I would consider conservative humor and it was still pretty far down the top posts. And for the argument that it alienates potential right wing fans because of this so called "liberal bias" then tough luck. Usually it's the sub, he didn't make the jokes. So if you get butt hurt over a joke towards your political party and can't realize it's not even Sorrows opinion you'll probably not like this channel. And even if he shows some sort of liberal viewpoint, so what? I watch people who I consider more conservative but I still enjoy there content. I even watched Keemstar for a while, a super open conservative who was all for trump. But I realized even if he does have bias in his show I can still enjoy it. If you can't to the same for Sorrow I think your extremely childish and closed minded /rant end

[@g6entertainment329]

That subreddit must be populated with normies then. There has to be more than one sub that covers similar topics, maybe he should branch out.

[@Imsoscared38647]

Or maybe it's just that it's the biggest sub that does this style of content? He also doesn't have to fit your little view of him. People outside your basement aren't all conservative you know. Also using normies unironically

[@g6entertainment329]

>assuming I'm conservative >assuming I live in a basement >getting upset at the legitimate use of the term "normie" If he's getting these off one subreddit every time maybe he should explore more than just one option not to appeal to "conservatives" but as to not alienate his audience. Not thinking J.K Rowling is funny doesn't automatically make you a conservative.

[@scottagon]

Febreezy Q Chill out bro, don't get all protective, constructive criticism is what makes content better, not worse. This channel is good, but its abhorrently left wing, which is fine, but not particularly funny when its obvious that things have been left out because there too right wing, or where he exaggerates the hilarity of an unfunny political quote of JK Rowling...

[@Imsoscared38647]

G6 Entertainment So he should change his entire format for you to be happy? Change it from "r/murderedbywords Top posts of all time" to "top posts of all time from subs similar to r/murderedbywords and not as liberal"? It doesn't work like that. And I never called you a conservative. I said people outside aren't all conservative. And you're using me saying you live in a basement as a point? Lol

[@wickedamoeba8719]

5:18 That whole thing was amazing! 😂

[@itsyourboiguyintheblackhoo5269]

Ikr

[@adelacastillo5613]

Wicked Amoeba shit I'm the 666th like

[@aconfusedcomputer1072]

your own personal existential crisis *HALO INTENSIFIES*

[@yourownpersonalexistential2470]

a confused computer I think I’ve seen you before

[@TheDoh007]

yeah, iirc it even continued xd

[@InSamniac777]

As a new Zealander I appreciate the accurate accent of Jermaine

[@samd9816]

Jermaine is my wife

[@user-ob5hj5vn8c]

Hell yea :)) new zealand

[@marzipanmango]

Ernie gang / Mr Bulldops Jermaine is my mom. Dad?

[@SupashakeYT]

Jermaine is dad

[@perhapsMusic]

Jemaine's name is Jemaine.

[@pinkumbrellaneo2283]

I'm crying at the accents, especially when you said about demonitized xD

[@MurdochMMQCR]

5:15 best part.

[@Guitarded]

omg that high note at the end. bravo. bravo.

[@dayzhapulley-akavi631]

Guitarded I'm glad someone is talking about it :3

[@Guitarded]

im ready for the album drop

[@dayzhapulley-akavi631]

I've been waiting for that for a while

[@TacticalDeux]

Well, it's actually quite easy since it's a falsetto, if you practice enough you can get to that much and even higher

[@dayzhapulley-akavi631]

iTrol...it was still cool how he did it

[@appearedhalo9625]

I would pay to listen to his cover of goodbye moonmen

[@rakidavid1866]

Kyle Carey best cover x)

[@Silverwind87]

With money or exposure?

[@Acey42003]

shut the fuck up about moonmen

[@warpstonesnorter2319]

Marshall The Gamer I see what you did there

[@iosifhreceniuc5946]

"You have a weird citrus golem as president" *J E S U S C H R I S T A L M I G H T Y W H A T*

[@jasonmartin4775]

There's no lie though.

[@maxeclipse4065]

We had the orange man and then we had dementia man. America can't catch a break with these presidents

[@definatelynotalpharius]

Your Moon man is great.

[@michaelsalinas7680]

5:13 on behalf of all italians everywhere, we are both happy and dissapointed that you keep us out of this discussion, we were at home makeing pizza and spaghetti, whilst our children pick grapes for wine, i thought our good friends the Asians would invite us to the disscusion, but nay.

[@genesis011]

Seanluke Salinas how about the Korean people?

[@michaelsalinas7680]

Well-a i dont-a know, *BECAUSE IM NOT FREAKING KOREAN*

[@genesis011]

Ok

[@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268]

On behalf of the Korean people, we were too busy with things that were more important like playing LoL.

[@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268]

Swolfey Yes. It was a joke. I am a Korean American. I should know that we are asians lmao

[@KyleDB150]

Can confirm in New Zealand, the citrus golem is the most serious part of our politics

[@nadiarey4196]

So is it in the United States...

[@KyleDB150]

nice

[@bingle4551]

others: that was a good video me: *good byyyyyyyyyeeee moon mannnn*

[@lightlysalted8874]

The was best part ong

[@jipjip3000]

Did you know that the song “moonmen” is sung by jemaine clement who actually appeared in this video at 4:35 - 4:40

[@grosstrash1923]

Sir Tophat Yeah that's why Sorrow spoke in Jemaine's voice.

[@andy-tm5re]

probably why sorrow sang “goodbye moonmen” at the end

[@aestheticleo7507]

Yo that woman got rejected by 5 different cultures.

[@hilol2991]

Nicolas Cruea she literally got roasted

[@talhozlin]

The best recipe of pork roast and burnt potato

[@dorondavid4698]

Fuck, I wonder what she did after so much rejection at one time

[@andraskovacs5431]

She later got rejected by aliens. But got accepted by hell.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

It's also fake.

[@MrRighto]

5:22 this is one of the best denials ever

[@calvincoolidgesimp4380]

MrRighto Gaming you know good books

[@MelRosewood]

Sorrow is human proof that you don’t need a voice deeper than the Grand Canyon to have a cool voice.

[@invaderdoom1]

I like to imagine the exchange from 5:14 - 5:54 was done by a group of friends that planed all of this out and were probably sitting in the same room together so that that could reply one after the other.

[@arhamsaa]

invaderdoom1 see the dates nigga

[@nadiarey4196]

Undoubtedly.

[@coreythepeanut]

Most racially diverse group of friends ever, since I dont got a Muslim friend

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@coreythepeanut wanna be friends, then?

[@coreythepeanut]

@@ReiAnikaAyanami Sure m8

[@xtremegamez3753]

9:16 *Rick and Morty fanboys start spontaneously singing in unison* Edit: Holy crap, I've never gotten so many likes!

[@akayame39]

Or Flight of the Conchords fans.

[@apathylucas]

XtremeGamez 37 I NOTICED THAT

[@thefollower5256]

Good byeeeee! Moon man....

[@WaffleEggnog]

Both those scriptures are Jewish law and neither have been relevant for like 2000 years. Both people are wrong and don't understand the Bible tbh. If she really wanted to make a case she should have used the passage from Romans.

[@xtremegamez3753]

@@WaffleEggnog?

[@Shorkii.]

That high note at 10:07 is sick

[@Minty_Mentos_]

*-Ꮯ_8ᏌᎢ13Ꭱ-* do u kno da wae

[@thegamerswitch109]

No Lifer NORMIE REEEEEEE

[@Minty_Mentos_]

this was back when the meme was alive

[@thegamerswitch109]

No Lifer no it was still a shit meme

[@mage1439]

I swear, I start to watch one of your videos and it feels like 30 seconds long. That's a compliment, obviously.

[@ansonhu5997]

5:18-5:53 she just got destroyed by SO much communities

[@helpmesmugglememesintheeu2086]

@Solid Snake that was racial genocide. From many races to one

[@ReeN1995]

Who knew that an overconfident fat chick might bring world peace? huh

[@angel_wingz44]

i am a mess S a m e

[@dzaenkireolm]

Only disappointment was they were going race wise then why muslims lmao they are not a race

[@irefusetochangemyprofilepi508]

@@helpmesmugglememesintheeu2086 more like a pig slaughter

[@shebs-vio7905]

8:33 look at the woman on the left and examine her hand you'll find a surprise

[@ruben0222]

Gene Eric oh wow

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

I don't get it.

[@juminhan8289]

👌

[@demi-femme4821]

You made us look. Well played.

[@chuckled125]

*intense breathing*

[@esanimations6293]

5:21, now that is a roasted pork

[@abnormallylargefrog565]

Em'sAnimations XD

[@abnormallylargefrog565]

Good one.

[@mie454]

Em'sAnimations But it's true tho, muslims don't eat pork XD

[@hahphyz]

my only question is why was the muslim accent indian

[@micbitsyt9581]

Em'sAnimations if she uses timblr

[@M4984LUV]

why'd you put Phoenix Wright on the thumbnail, if it were from him it'd be more of an execution by words

[@stopitgetsomehelp.]

some random person _death row by words_ *Manfred von Karma shaking in the distance*

[@hershelwidget]

Phoenix was put there to spread the word that he gonna get into smash

[@randominternettoaster7859]

@@stopitgetsomehelp. oof poor von Karma

[@marcoanimacoes5690]

@@stopitgetsomehelp.BREAKING HEAD INTENSIFIES