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[@joshuahughes4704]

OneyPlays goes to the real world, dude

[@joshh9521]

huh

[@stylz2377]

somebody watched “oneyplays panel part 1”

[@brianeagan8628]

*smirk noises*

[@Rustyyhello]

zachs falling over

[@skullthrower8904]

​@@stylz2377its a known story rehtahrd

[@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580]

I met Zach IRL once and he just kept throwing his hands in my face going “DEH! DEH DEH!”

[@brianeagan8628]

yeah he came into my house and stole all my familys livers. no body died it just he toke them out of their body and left

[@IMANOOBSHOOTME]

Yeah that’s what he DEHes.

[@GooberInternet]

That's his Dehssing. Occasionally a small blue guy will run up to you and hand you a fistful of 500 dollars.

[@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580]

@Bonghoulfull submission thanks for asking

[@TheSprint90X]

​@@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580as you should

[@namagreg4791]

lyle makes it sound like the toontown fight happens annually

[@dillon10121]

It should

[@k3salieri]

It does.

[@zandithshloper2005]

it probably happens weekly. Its California after all.

[@GirthGobbler]

@@zandithshloper2005yeah this place is pretty wackadoodle

[@dekudude8888]

Referee Goofy is showing up this year stay tuned Disney fans ❤️❤️❤️

[@paddythelegend1671]

This unlocked a primal fear knowing that the OneyPlays crew exists in the real world

[@The_Elden_One]

Imagine finding Zach’s nose drippings leading to a dark alley at night.

[@RandyDanger]

Don't joke about that, its not funny. Don't scare me like that.

[@spiddlymcdiddly4201]

​@@The_Elden_One I would scoop up some in my precious baggie

[@vellkax4147]

you still have time to pray for Joshua Tomars forgiveness, he is a harsh and cruel god

[@serenity8839]

Sonic goes to the real world, dude.

[@brickowls7886]

CHRIS I CAN FEEL YOU, CHRIS CAN YOU HEAR ME? I'M HERE, I'M AT MY COMPUTER TRYING TO REACH YOU, YOU AREN'T RESPONDING

[@B-NANA_US]

Chris needs your power

[@mrmoki2]

Channeling Chris, Channeling Chris!

[@Identity_Theft]

"Chris, please save me. Save me Chris O'Neil."

[@TheBigSquidAZ]

Everyone scream magic mushroom on 3.

[@InspectahReese]

Praying to the funny voices in my computer every night hoping they finally come out and hang with me

[@eddiemudie952]

**Talking to Cory and Adam** "You guys combined was a bad idea."

[@k3salieri]

Too much power for one breakfast.

[@GangreneSerenity]

I been saying this for years but no one listens to me

[@darthspoompls]

They need more time together, this content is fckn mint!

[@TheSexMan201]

Woah hard thumbnail

[@bluemilkalienmonster522]

That’s Zack’s irl worm goblin hand

[@thatguyknownaswill8180]

it’s like i’m reaching through the screen to touch my friends chris and zach!!!

[@scrubcentral7482]

It's better than when tomar reaches into our screens to choke out his fans

[@userr1225]

would've been awesome if the hand had a wedding ring on

[@mannmctrash]

Woah that thumbnail made me hard.

[@solidussly7]

27:02 Chris: I’m gonna pray to Jesus to not be full of hate 27:11 Chris: *starts incanting an old Irish curse*

[@monumentalsin3552]

NEXT PADDY VIDEO HE NEEDS TO TELL HIS SIDE OF THE WINDIGO

[@Carlosspicyweinerish]

Wingdings

[@zarkansmay5711]

This is just like when Chris interacted with me in real life and pulled my skull from my nostril with a quick flick of his wrist, I'll never forget that day

[@joshh9521]

Oh my god dude I was there!!!!!! He said something about it “all being the wrist” and I cried… I cried for you dude…

[@NotAGoat447]

I hope people dont comment on your deformed head very often forcing you to remember it in detail frequently

[@1Kylanyt]

you just sound a little weak headed...

[@Roachdogjr6671]

Oh yeah you sound like droopy

[@gorillazhead]

And then he poured boiling milk on it.

[@RealClassixX]

Love how paranoid Chris and Zach were to assure the audience that they definitely tip well every time, while talking about why they shouldn't be doing that.

[@SirWinnigton]

Tip culture is fucking stupid

[@zemaculate]

The amount of stores that charge tip fees now is borderline extortion

[@BradsGonnaPlay]

OneyPlays confirmed for Reservoir Dogs??

[@ForeverLaxx]

Never tip. It's a racket. Lobby for fair server wages instead.

[@_The_Nightwolf]

​@@ForeverLaxx True that. I'm not gonna do that last part.

[@zackv3957]

I truly cannot believe Adam's life is real.

[@pyrotechnick420]

58:49 Honestly if Dave as a stranger told me that his friend was going non verbal bc he thinks the hostess at the restaurant were outside of is cute, I would also smile and give a thumbs up

[@shizzlebizzfizz]

That thumbnail really hit home. I sometimes put my hand on the screen hoping my dear Christopher in the digital realm might be doing the same. I wish he was real...

[@punishederic4761]

I dread the day where the guys on the couch tell the story about how Adam accidentally killed himself because he's simply too dumb to live.

[@squimbly_]

one time i saw cory irl and he was really sadly dancing to megalovania

[@rawanalahmed8086]

I can sadly imagine that

[@costalmole280]

XD

[@kikov69]

This reminds me of the time I met OneyPlays IRL, and when i asked Zach for an autograph Tomar manifested behind me and said "youre too close" before pulling out my entire nervous system like a rope of christmas lights. Most epic moment ever dude

[@RoachDoggJunior]

Same thing happened to my grandma, except it was a group of little Irish kids and she was shot by boiling hot BBs

[@NateS917]

*teleports behind you*

[@daroachdawgjr]

Just was at the con. Meet Zach and Chris tomar and Lyle. Fun as hell. However best part. Zach was saying at 10pm you might catch him at smoking something. Drinking with friends and walking around ceasers place. I run into Zach and Tomar having cigars. I went up to them to say hi then walked away to head out and they all waved at me goodbye. Best day in a long while.

[@Tunkkis]

Hell yeah, brother.

[@satellizard346]

Sounds like a good time brother.

[@lincekid]

funny I think I saw Tomar right after because he said "we're finished here" and he put his cigar out on my eye

[@jzargothesnowleopard]

What con?

[@RoachDoggJunior]

I'm glad you were there, brother

[@keeleon]

I was hoping this would be actual footage from the LVLUPEXPO.

[@joshh9521]

That’s what I was expecting

[@d1shwasha]

That's in the REAL LIFE DISASTERS vid thats coming after the stunt Tomar pulled

[@stellviahohenheim]

They leveled up?

[@sakura_sammy]

BRO SAME!! I was there yesterday and I met them! I’m assuming maybe they will post something like that next week since they are having another panel and meet & greet tomorrow.

[@simianslingo]

Don't worry, it'll show up in a cringe compilation

[@triceratroytv2292]

He's trying to buy a house in California based on all the compilation videos

[@pyrotechnick420]

He already has his California house

[@stellviahohenheim]

California is a very expensive place to live, i just hope they pay their editors adequately

[@DannyCheezits]

i dont get why people hate these compilations so much when its just good background noise plus it goes straight back into the budget of chris's tapeworm farm

[@VincentTheBadGuy]

Which I feel is a losing cause. At least on the scale of price to worth on real estate.

[@Kishiwii]

@@DannyCheezits you can find the majority of each comp in most of the other comps. thats why. they do this for the long watch time to maximize ad revenue instead of releasing the backlog of videos theyve had for at least half a year now.

[@mathieuleader8601]

the use of the real hand and the fretful looks makes the thumbnail look like an illustration for an Oneyplays creepypasta.

[@Dohsin]

Bro I legitimately got upset, came down here to the expo and as I’m driving here the 15 freeway got closed due to a horrible accident and ended up coming late because of it but still here still coming to the convention on Sunday, you guys are wicked cool

[@joshh9521]

Sigh….. I didn’t want to tell you this my friend, but they Oneyplays©️ crew caused the accident………………………………………………………………………………………… I’m sorry you had to find out this way…………………

[@Dohsin]

@@joshh9521 dude.. my jaw dropped when you told me… Thanks for letting me know bro..

[@RoachDoggJunior]

as @joshh9521 said, Tomar already released an official statement about it: "Mmmmm, I am To-Marrrrr, I had to cause the horrible accident to satiate my thirst for gore and blood.", Zach later chimed in that he disavowed.

[@ToastedNoodle]

31:23 paying $20 for 1 long island is absolutely insane within itself. bro would not get a tip from me

[@crazyfutureradio]

51:30 Kind of impressive how chris can match the pitch and even timbre of the instruments off the top of his head with a lot of songs

[@bandygojanglesmatriarch1198]

C He's a High Functioning Crashtist, it comes naturally to him

[@pyrotechnick420]

Chris IS music theory

[@stickyhands8111]

Man this makes me think of the time I met Tomar irl and he stuck his thumb into my soft spot and stirred my brain into a slushie. I know that's just his way of saying he loves me and it's a traditional greeting in the Tomar household but what little of my liquified brain is left will never be the same after that incident.

[@megaultradamn]

Hiw were you abel to rite al dat wigt a slushy braen!?

[@stickyhands8111]

@@megaultradamn I have a little homunculus in my pocket that reads my weak brainwaves and types for me.

[@megaultradamn]

@@stickyhands8111 hmmm... Oddly convenient

[@smartfella7914]

reminds me of when i met tomar irl and he was just a nice guy

[@eggbag4182]

I got tiny Hitler flashbacks from the maplestory bet clip holy shit

[@zaid3459]

ONEY GAYS

[@knosat6643]

you owned them dude

[@El-Burrito]

Oney slob on my knob plays

[@zaid3459]

@@knosat6643i know, thanks brudda

[@joshh9521]

HEY! I don’t know who you are! And I don’t know why you’re being so mean, but you need to be nice to them right NOW 😡

[@cweevaa]

haii

[@dippin4dots]

These guys arent real...

[@mistuhwhite69]

Based on the comment section I think at least two of them were made in a lab

[@jaymac1337]

Well, you're going to have to compromiiiiise

[@mayonetta11]

i saw tomar at a con a while ago and he grabbed me by my hair and threw me into a crowd of cosplayers

[@thevanillafeziant]

I’m just imagining him twisting you into a ball and rolling you into the cosplayers like one bowls a ball into pins a they all fall down lol.

[@Natalie_Toshino]

Watch that $20 Long Island iced tea have a $10 bartender gratuity built in.

[@Swagmoneyvier]

Chris perfectly describes a Wendigo and Cory gaslights him into thinking hes wrong🤦

[@RadicalRegice]

I love the stories where they are relatively normal people compared to freaks they encounter. That bartender lmao, he didn’t deserve the tip to begin with he was an asshole, Chris was nice enough to be like oh my bad, then the guy doubled down. in my mind i’m picturing this man as a bald guy with a stupid mustache in a shitty maroon vest

[@TheRealSkreegle]

Omg I thought the exact same thing

[@smartfella7914]

don’t forget the newsboy cap, and he’s probably 5’6

[@mesotolioma5089]

A bald guy with a beard and a purple cap

[@Slaraffus2750]

Long islands are made of like, 5 different booze/liqueurs, equal parts, and some syrup as well as coke, I can't remember the recipe off the top of my head, but I think it's light rum, triple sec, tequila, vodka, gin, syrup. Ice, then shake then float with coke. You typically use cheap liqueurs, because a lot of the nuance of each is lost when you have that many. They're also really simple to make, as described above. Anyone can do it, no special equipment needed.

[@BLACKDOTSx]

Legitimately got pissed that they tipped him at all, why encourage his bratty baby diaper ass behavior? You're telling me they couldn't just find a new bar to frequent? In LA???? Dude was a massive prick and shouldnt be working in the service industry in the first place lmao

[@crispybackwoods]

The actor who played Forest Gump's kid was in an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger, where he also got aids from his mom.

[@demiliomason1565]

He was also Sora in Kingdom Hearts and the main kid in The Sixth Sense. His name's Haley Joel Osment.

[@crispybackwoods]

@@demiliomason1565 hell yeah 😎

[@Croc-eb6cf]

I hope Adam marries that girl from his story

[@erasmus_locke]

$20 for a long island is insane you shouldn't have tipped him.

[@WheezyLiam]

Predicting that Adam is gonna be at the center of the next big controversy in a year or two.

[@98JSB]

I forgot that Lyle's ICONIC nuggets predate Smiling Friends

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

Those delivery drivers love working on 4/20. You can just steal stuff from pot heads with no consequences

[@TheStarrySept]

Tipping after paying $60 for 3 drinks is insane

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

living in california is insane

[@AlbinoKiwi47]

@42:24 redheads are genetically resistant to anesthesia, and chris IS from the land of the ginger, so that checks out

[@R3fug333]

I'm a bartender. In terms of cocktails a long Island is a very easy cocktail to make. Being a bartender in Australia is so much better.

[@ReaverTheSurvivalist]

Every time I fall asleep with KZbin on, Oneyplays just flies into my recommended like some terrible creature from the underground, it’s very welcome but lmao

[@pipwick5627]

I can't believe Tomar is real. It's honestly horrifying, and I need time to process this.

[@bean_eater1209]

Knowing that cory knows what father ted is has changed me a person. He may just be the first person to have fantasized about ms doyle

[@rampagingelephant7353]

I'm amazed at how accurately they're able to describe real world interactions despite not existing in our reality.

[@zeathosthomas4847]

Tarzan finally found his own kind, palm to palm.

[@alexandergriffith1825]

Oney comps make me go non verbal.

[@freddywilliams9837]

Sometimes I like to talk along with Oneyplays and pretend they're real people.

[@mattgroening8872]

🤓

[@_LemnZ]

That story with the rude bartender and the long islands, isnt it usually considered rude or unprofessional when they start to berate you about not giving rhem a tip?

[@thevanillafeziant]

Normally but California does the opposite of a lot of things.

[@backwardsbandit8094]

47:29 I don't claim this lightly but that kid almost definitely has autism or something else neurologically going on that's making her do that. I get that kids can have weird habits, but this is a pretty well known trait of autism called echolalia. The reason her parents aren't telling her off is because treating an autistic behaviour with punishment ALWAYS makes it worse and it often doesn't even make it stop in the moment. The best thing they could do for her is find a distraction for her or a place to chill for a minute. A sound proof area for kids on a plane would be a godsend for both parents and passengers lol.

[@MikeZeroX]

*Adam sounds like he has permanent brain damage.*

[@itschaseman101]

chances are ill hear that silverback gorilla story in this video

[@jerodbarbee1821]

3:30 Cory and Adam together really is a beautiful thing. Theyre perfect. Like a duo of cartoon characters. God love em

[@2cat4life]

why does adam always sound like he's gonna fall asleep at any moment

[@Maya_Momo]

Holy crap Lois, turn the TV on its another 3 hour Oneyplays compilation! THEY HIT THE TOWERS LOIS

[@sebastianuglyrat]

Jesus this is unbearable

[@RingWorlds]

My sister died on 9/11, seriously, one of my earliest memories was watching her, and thousands of others die on TV when I was six years old. I remember being taken out of class, watching it all on TV, my mom leaving us to go look for her in New York, telling us she wouldn't come back without her, and after that there's a massive gap in my memory. It's cool that one joke by oneyplays (that I thought I was funny because it was quick, improv, with good delivery. I couldn't help but laugh) just desperately be spouted out, repeated, over and over by people less funny than them so they can get some easy youtube comment likes. It's rare that I ever say shit like this, but I just thought your comment was real fuckin lazy and I wanted to make you feel bad about it. My point is If you're going to be hurtful or offensive, make it actually funny, or original. I don't want an apology or anything like that, I think a lot of people just treat 9/11 as the hindenburg or the titanic, when it's more like making fun of Sandy Hook. People get very detached to these events like they're actually something that just happened on a show. Yeah, I do enjoy having the ability to be a downer wherever I go lol

[@sebastianuglyrat]

@@RingWorlds oneyplays comment section is the worst, just constant regurgitation of bits from the videos. It’s gotten the point we have comments like this, an inbred mess of a joke

[@RoachDoggJunior]

@@RingWorlds ahh jeez, that's tragic, reminds me of that unfortunately named airline

[@RugBug18]

@@RingWorldsPeople make fun of Sandy hook all the time lmao

[@gabrieldarcy9067]

Zach hasn't had a real world interaction since 2004

[@bongripmcgee]

adam and cory sweating and betting on maplestory is the funniest fucking shit

[@blueninja840]

I have to praise Mr Oneyshmitt for his excellent meta-sudo-phorical-narrative, “it felt so real dude” said an audience member, being hospitalised after his deadly skirmish with the big nose thing 10/10 meta narrativistiquesc experience

[@cnut7383]

chris' skinwalker story was the most compelling story ive ever heard about skinwalkers in my life. how it wasnt just him who saw it and how he didnt really know what skinwalkers were plus he seems like a very rational person without any really spiritual beliefs

[@Azhini]

They're not real lmao

[@DEADMEATMOVING]

@@Azhinicome to ny you’ll definitely see some upstate

[@user-pv6nl7dr5n]

I love how terrified they both seem in the title :] like these interactions are like meeting aliens

[@darthspoompls]

Adam and Cory need more time together, this is the best content EVER! Lmao

[@PlanetSnowman2]

I'm glad the manager posted this while they're still at a convention.

[@E_blanknamehere]

an Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Long Island...

[@Sauce787]

I love when Cory makes stuff up and acts like its true

[@eliasplaysmusic]

Its like ONEYPLAYS is coming right out of my Android smartphone and into myyyy hand

[@ashiguess.9446]

Adam turned into King Kong like 13 times throughout this whole argument and nobody said anything they just kept arguing 💀💀💀 3:27

[@GERMANAITOR]

Adam was 100% riding the fentanyl wave at the 10 minute mark.

[@SleepyParalyaclown]

I honestly don’t even watch the gameplay, I just like hearing you guys tell stories and go on tangents. Reminds me when I had friends.

[@InspectahReese]

I met Tomar IRL once and shook his hand but he had discreetly extended his long witch finger into my ear and controlled my mind

[@abom_ng9963]

I would pay 20 dollars a month on patreon just to see Chris and Lyle record their wack job neighbors and other Walmart goer alike in La that shit sounds so funny

[@user-wp5no6cn2b]

I don't know how Adam is still alive

[@goldenmolelover]

met cory one time at a restaurant, said hey man youre awesome and instead of replying he just completely froze (like to the point where his mouth was frozen open and i could see food falling out, and i dont even think he was blinking) & only stopped after about 30 minutes because around that time i left his view and went to the bathroom because i had been guzzling water all day and i was about to leak everywhere. for the rest of the night while we were both in there he like held up his jacket in front of his face every time he went to take a bite of his food (which was extremely well done steak that looked like rubber) and gave me the side eye the entire time. and when i was on the subway for about an hour going home, even though it was close to midnight and there were only 2 or 3 other people on the whole train, i still felt like his eyes were pinned to my head. weird stuff!

[@MrThemanofdoom]

I'm sick, my gfs mad at me, and I'm missing the guys in Vegas this weekend, but there's a new oneyplays video, so I think I'll be okay by tomorrow.

[@milobytz]

I always think of that ingrown nail story and how that person didn't consider Irish people have certain drug resistances. He wasn't being weak, idiot, the local block didn't work on him. 😂

[@meratm2745]

Wow, I googled it and you're absolutely right, Irish people do have some weird drug resistances, that's so cool and also unfortunate for them. Thanks! Didn't expect to learn something useful from the OneyPlays comment section of all places.

[@crackedemerald4930]

​@@meratm2745it's an evolutionary adaptation against the British

[@Ecclesiasticus]

The inconsistency of audio levels is infuriating.

[@sponge8406]

You can see the fear and loathing in Zach’s face in the thumbnail, that’s true existential horror beyond what any man can ever comprehend

[@gemstown]

fear and loathing in mcdonalds

[@sponge8406]

@@gemstown I knew people where gonna get the reference lol

[@Turg_]

Something tells me Adam and Corey’s house smells like a playground.

[@Bearded_Dragon_Sir]

It's crazy that a bartender had to do his job. Usually it's only servers who's pay depends almost entirely on tips. I don't know of any bartenders that didn't make hourly in addition to tips.

[@trash3049]

This should just be called "Best of Stories part 3" or something. Every story they have to share is usually a real life scenario anyways

[@KE-yq2eg]

Why does Paddy always have trouble trying to start fishing on a boat?

[@KrakDuk]

I saw Zach today right next to a warhammer booth and it was a top 10 life moment

[@SGTsiete]

2:21:03 Patty's story about Walmart made me laugh so hard.

[@thomaslardinois6383]

I remember bumping into Tomar one time IRL. And it just occurred to me he told me not to tell anyone about it or else... I should check on my family.

[@SpeedBoost]

That tipping a bartender for making me a drink is absolutely ridiculous and that's the kind of stuff that made me stop tipping years ago. You don't tip bartenders as they are getting paid to be there!

[@neighbo17]

adam being high and scared had me wheezing

[@BebieHachi]

51:03 oh my goDDDDDDDd, I've been trying to figure out what series this story was from, finally found it lmaooo God it's too perfect, I love it

[@bobble13345]

This is honestly his best thumbnail

[@landongeiger9082]

A white hand, huh?

[@joshuahughes4704]

If it was black we wouldn’t be able to make Tarzan references

[@clarinetbubbleface8655]

Oney should be a character in Smiling Friends

[@MarkOfKhorne]

"Charlie, don't you see?? It is the NewGrounds contest I entered. I get to meet OneyNG!" - Pim

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

His introduction should be like the intro to Mr. Bean, but with their modded Mario 64 sounds

[@k3salieri]

"I missed my daughter's wedding for this."

[@boingobeengobangobongo]

whoa i listened to this whole thing thinking it was like a year old this is epic

[@BeyondBaito]

On the tipping thing. I really only tip here in the US to be nice. A lot of places have signs saying tipping isn't necessary. I only really care about tipping if its a local place too.

[@wigglesbee]

corey doesnt know shit about wendigos

[@AluminumFusion22]

Corey doesn't know a lot of things. He can't even draw a fully clothed woman, for Christ sakes!

[@Croc-eb6cf]

Concrete Hell: a Lyle memoir

[@mentlesaur]

I'm willing to bet money that Chris and his friend patty saw an old man carrying a dead roe dear over his shoulder and he threw it down when he saw them pull up.

[@twistedtick]

Love the Roger Rabbit style thumbnail.

[@neji667]

I love the thumbnail!!

[@AluminumFusion22]

4:37 It's surreal to hear Adam so awake snd aware. He usually sounds borderline asleep most of the time. I love him and the funni boys, though.

[@ReaperSolo]

Thumbnail goes hard

[@Jimblesnitronbo]

I went to watch the kung fu panda movie. And I saw Chris and Zach and I was surprised that they weren't aliens or eldrich horrors.

[@guhrizzlybaire]

Can't wait for best of best of

[@joshh9521]

Oh my god stop it, you’re making me thirsty