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[@limitcanc3l]

I love how Tomar always genuinely defends himself when the guys frame him for impossibly horrid scenes and devious misdeeds

[@Stowneyo]

A man needs an alibi. I'm honestly curious about how many times his employers have asked about it

[@TheeDarkAges]

That's just his way of trying to distract you from the fact that he now holds all 8 of the Tomar Emeralds and is hell bent on shaping the universe into his own pocket dimension.

[@dadiscoverychannel]

@@TheeDarkAges He's still collecting all of the lost shards of the Jaxxy Emerald after Zach shattered it into a million tiny pieces when he threw a can of spaghetti-os at it though

[@guhrizzlybaire]

After seeing the video of him and Zach at like a comic-con or whatever it is, it makes so much sense. He looks like such a jolly lad.

[@chronoxwx5888]

@maccas that's how u know it's true

[@serenity8839]

The story of Zack pointing at the guy is amazing.

[@actually-will1606]

Shows Zachs dominance over the “people” of this world

[@HKOTACON]

It really shows how Zach is the main character of this reality, and we are all nothing but side characters in his story

[@Gyaruwitch4011]

I love the visual of Zach pointing at someone outside his car Lmaooooo

[@Jack_Woods]

I mean if you take away everything we've come to know him for, Zach can easily look like a sketchy guy

[@makeitthrough_]

@@actually-will1606 He do be lova'n da pizza

[@pixelthesketch5257]

I love that whenever someone in the real world mildly annoys or henders Zach from whatever he's doing, he just trolls them and is like, "That's him right there officer! He's the one who pushed my kid off his bike. Arrest him!".

[@yakobi8434]

He is truly a goblin in this sense. An agent of karmic justice

[@pirate__crewman]

LMAO that really sounds like something he’d say, made me lol

[@pepesilvia429]

He's like Larry David

[@ValdVincent]

Unironically that is like what half the people in my CoC or WoD games do. That and yell stop resisting as whoop someone's ass who pissed them off. (yes they also plant things on the body)

[@bigman1163]

Same vibes as "Mr Electric, send him to the principal's office immediately and have him EXPELLED!"

[@yowatchie]

That first story is a legendary installment in the history of Tomartopia.

[@thePanOfPans]

every time I visit Tomartopia there's always like 68 million children running around

[@eeyore84]

“Tomar remember when you ran that guy off the road because he didn’t know his place?”

[@MrTtpttp]

What game are they playing?

[@gonzo7071]

The Psychic: Oh it's real... It's real!

[@bflorida3]

The Tomarillion

[@Chrom4Prez]

I love how the angrier Chris gets when telling a story, the more Irish he starts to sound

[@sapphire4310]

i feel like that happens to everyone, your accent comes out when you're angry

[@itisyebadger]

The baby repeating “All Done!” And “ Neeeeeeeew!” Is Zach’s only form of hellish entertainment

[@morgboat744]

jesus christ the Crazy Taxi story is probably the most second hand fear i’ve ever felt from a story lmao

[@ANARCHY.050]

I honestly thought it was the best story ive ever heard on this channel tbh 😂

[@LuisRodriguez-kz7nt]

*yoda's laughter* de li ciouus...

[@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580]

@@LuisRodriguez-kz7ntthat’s a yoda laugh? always took it more like a cretinous caveman, or something

[@explosivesexplode]

why did you choose to have this pfp of the little kid wearing joker makeup

[@Waterbottlez_]

@@explosivesexplodebecause chris told him to

[@videonmode8649]

You missed the story where Tomar got pulled over by a police officer. Tomar pulled down his shades and said, "I wasn't driving, I was travelling." Classic sovereign Tomar moment right there.

[@IvanVKlik]

he's a sovereign israeli citizen, he grew a single beard hair for each palestinian child he's murdered in cold blood

[@cooldud7071]

@@IvanVKlik *with his bare hands

[@jonathanlivingston-shekel8582]

​@@cooldud7071 *bear hands remember he got really into surgery for a while

[@cooldud7071]

@@jonathanlivingston-shekel8582 *kabbalic magick

[@Doughy3205]

@@IvanVKlikthat aged poorly

[@crawford6807]

If this comp doesn’t include 30 straight minutes of Tomar’s notorious road rage, I’ll eat a bug.

[@alonebutkillingit]

if it does will you show me your beautiful big green smile

[@jakolay69xd32]

If this comp doesn’t include the infamous story of tomar getting cut off by a bmw and becoming enraged and his skin turns green and he jumps out of his car and destroys the family of four in one fell swoop, I’ll get real sour.

[@stevemustang7102]

Sonic Unleash your inner Tim Curry and munch on that bug 🪲

[@monarq2201]

errmmm...kind of disappointing that this comp didn't include the famed "Tomar Emerald Boating Accident"

[@IamAJoe]

get to eatin boy

[@Ren-gk2tg]

49:11 for Zach's encounter with the "ALL DONE ALL DONE ALL DONE" and "NOOOOOOOO" kid on the plane.

[@bird2509]

Thank you I was looking for that

[@orbboom6119]

We all wanted to throw that kid off the horizon

[@bigpenny3509]

i think that kid was probably autistic from the sounds of it

[@oskar3897]

I thought she was saying "HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON"

[@henrynelson9301]

That muffled “nuuuuuuuu” is so amazing, I love the editors

[@_Gypsy]

Nothing is quite as frightening as the fact that these strange little creatures are freely roaming the world. They could be anywhere....

[@SSJFutureGohan62093]

Strange little critters

[@Sky_Guy]

While you are reading this comment, Tomar is gaining ground.

[@humanitysfinest9795]

They could even be right under our beds...

[@Stowneyo]

@@humanitysfinest9795 my bed is the remnants of a metal framed mattress and springs with a couch pillow and 4 towels sitting on a dirt floor. I sure how they are okay if they are under there

[@beepbeeplettuce5890]

they live in burbank

[@shezmu24]

The way Zack says what in the bit at 23:00 really conveys his confusion, disgust, disappointment, etc, etc in Chris's failure to do a drive-by kissing on the scary homeless lady

[@mspaint93]

Hes a romantic at heart ❤

[@trendybistro]

The best story is Chris seeing the skinwalker/Wendigo and it just being some old Irish man.

[@bryans.m8782]

I can tell by the number of compilations being put out that Chris is trying to buy a house in California.

[@orangy57]

you say that as if tomar isn't the true mastermind controlling the channel

[@drunkcat78325]

Tomar is ruling KZbin with an iron fist

[@carkindozin]

I love that going to bestbuy is considered travel

[@ThePlayer4our]

I love when Adam is on the channel cause I'm never sure if I should laugh or if that would be considered insensitive

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

Sensitively laugh

[@averagemordhauplayer4821]

its okay Adam used to be much more lively, his brains were just ruined by drugs

[@actually-will1606]

@@averagemordhauplayer4821 I think you mean Tornado

[@trevorgrover5619]

Oney is the one putting him on display like a zoo animal, not us

[@Neimonster]

@@averagemordhauplayer4821 I think you mean fixed by

[@thefdvproduction]

I’ve had nothing but bad experiences regarding KOA Camp Grounds, Chris’s little prank call story is satisfying on so many different levels .

[@Burrdyn]

thank god for the new upload, I can take a break from writing my manifesto

[@crawford6807]

The To-manifesto?

[@xx_bugc0re3_xx28]

@@crawford6807 This isn’t a joke. You’ll see how he will change the world for the better of the human race

[@SlyRyFry]

What's your pfp from? Looks cool

[@sabreTXC3]

@@crawford6807 Mein Worm

[@crawford6807]

@@xx_bugc0re3_xx28 his crinkle will be heard

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

These lore compilations are so great. Who can forget the origins of Tomar's iconic revolver?

[@owltoe0164]

Chris: What's the most generic backass name you can think of? Lyle: *calls out all of Florida*

[@bernebelmont1857]

Clearwater is where the scientology base is too

[@Frankenbutt99]

As a Floridian I can confirm we’re all Scientologists

[@willkatching9219]

Florida is the most back asswards state in the Union

[@SOjeda-vg8bl]

Zach recalling accounts of him unleashing Tomar's road rage on innocent drivers was absolutely chilling...

[@Postaldude__]

Zach referencing Xavier Renegade Angel in the first story makes me happy

[@thiccnicc7469]

Knowing Zach that might've been a reference to the Columbine shooting lmao

[@Trenz0]

​@@thiccnicc7469that's where XRA got it too

[@triceratroytv2292]

That was almost definitely a Columbine reference lmao

[@dogwithabeard263]

“You ever shoot a gun so powerful it makes your bones rattle?” - Zach Hadel

[@mr.crowley64]

If you’ve been in a indoor gun range you know exactly what he means

[@RebelJump]

I can’t wait to watch this from the comfort of my nursing home with the rest of the Oneyplays’ fangeezers

[@wollybol]

Comfort of the asylum *

[@RebelJump]

@@wollybol as long as I keep from psychic-time-traveling-substance-assisted meditation, asylum should be out of the picture for me; at least. Wish I could say the same for you, pal.

[@user-lg5xu6id5j]

Can you imagine how powerful AI will be by then. Like it could show a random game playing and it could generate Chris and everyone's voices

[@JimboJuice]

@@RebelJump worm

[@LINISKI6161]

@@user-lg5xu6id5j Another day, another game.

[@slingshotnerd]

Chris’ story about fucking with security guard because they were an asshole is probably my favorite one so far

[@Milkywaybutcooler]

That one always gets me annoyed for them tooo but such a juicy story I’m glad how they resolved it 😂

[@MemetastorTheGreat]

50:59 that timing was perfect

[@henrynelson9301]

I like how Chris being drunk had a hint of Irish story, with the completely unrelated stranger that stuck a finger up a woman’s ass, that had nothing to do with anything.

[@Raidoven]

Arse*

[@lancepate]

26:40 Zach, having become a tree, gets to live the rest of his life green, and most importantly, retired. (Just left of center if you don't see it)

[@hollowpotatoes770]

The travels of Christilomapher O'Brien have been finally put on record, now we must use this for our studies

[@WaffleBacon226]

52:39 just the thought of that happening on a plane, it brought a smile to my face

[@cracklasco]

That story with the campground security guard is freaking awesome 😂

[@WittyOriginalUsername]

Ah damn it, what time was it at?

[@Gagentg]

@@WittyOriginalUsername 11:56

[@MenachemSchmuel]

yeah awesome, they spent all that time messing with a guy who went out of his way to find their phone. i bet anything there were a bunch of signs and these morons just werent paying attention

[@jimbabwe3]

@@MenachemSchmuel Are you a current resident of Clearwater?

[@jimbabwe3]

@@MenachemSchmuel Are you a current resident of Clearwater?

[@GamerScottYT]

I love how for any of these compilations you can just put your phone in your pocket and just listen

[@kingsmanlad4147]

This is probably the 5th compilation with the Zach psychic story

[@John-Adams]

It's real, it's real.

[@micksdesk]

Can’t blame them, it’s a good story

[@coopergw3463]

This channel enjoys recycling every joke into at least 7 different compilations. They have a big library of jokes they plug into a randomizer and then come up with the titles after.

[@sirunfunny8042]

@@coopergw3463 OK nerd

[@micksdesk]

@@coopergw3463 I mean it’s still entertaining and it pulls in the views, I personally don’t mind hearing the same stuff over and over and there will always be people who haven’t heard it before

[@Ar0474]

Adam is probably my favorite story teller 😂

[@ScrimmyBingus42]

6:25 the genuine amazement and bewilderment in Zach's voice here is hilarious

[@Nyalcoholic]

every time i see a best of my brain always thinks: "oh so i guess they're done doing these"

[@JoseTorres-mg3mx]

It always feels too early to be dropping these. Just started this channel at the beginning of the year so I don’t know how things roll.

[@llab3903]

@@JoseTorres-mg3mx they’ve always done this. It’s their way of fighting the monetization system. It’s annoying but makes sense.

[@MrPainisCupcake]

Nah, it's just what draws in the most views. Sort the channel's videos by popular and you'll see how many views they rack in

[@yukibruh]

Eeyup there's NO more stories, NO more gaslighting, NO more cory schizo moments, NO more childhood stories, NO more improv, and tragically for all wormkind - NO WORM RELATED DISCUSSION!! still waiting for the legendary "worst of" comps

[@satan1189]

@@MrPainisCupcake they have monetization issues right now

[@huntercovarrubias6312]

Dave’s crazy taxi story is a certified classic

[@yggdrasil2]

The first and only time I've heard the phrase "brimming up a cock".

[@henrynelson9301]

I love how it took him way too long to consider the possible gender of the sucker

[@AstraVex]

51:28 - The muffled _"nooooooo"_ to simulate noise-cancelling floored me! 😂

[@kota1155]

Releasing these podcast-like videos are genius. Im sure a lot if other viewers like me, want more sleepycast, and this is very similar, if not than better.

[@jaycielle]

OH HOLY FUCK THEY FINALLY DID IT I love the old outro tune, massive bop, but they've finally put a soft song on the outro - from those of us who put these on to sleep, thank you very very much

[@MrTtpttp]

The song always freaks me out as I’m falling asleep, and I have to listen to it all because I don’t wanna get up to change the video😂😩

[@jaycielle]

@@MrTtpttp *chirp chirp* AAAHHHHHHH

[@itskindofemily]

It has definitely woken me up before HAHAHA

[@moxx-a-sealin]

That has to be weird to them, just thousands of people listening to their, sometimes, soothing voices to go to sleep

[@1headphoneguy]

I just came to the realization that maybe why in the first story the guy was so terrified was because he didnt see Zack pointing but only saw him raise his arm, possibly simulating that he was pointing a gun at the guy and Zack banging on the hood of Tomars car made him think that Zack was shooting at him

[@Masterchief0521]

Imagine dying and seeing Zach on your killcam

[@Kajlj5000real]

Tomar said "do you belive in god?"

[@MisterDayDream]

I would love to hang out with these guys. It sounds like they have an adventure almost every day.

[@saucysacrilegious]

california type shit

[@shaneregan7745]

“You have a demón attached to you” is in my frequent lexicon.

[@Ushygushy103]

My bf in middle school tried to convince everyone he was tobuscus’s cousin and he helped him write nugget in a biscuit and that he stole it from him

[@jackrichardson4089]

Next up: 'Best of Talking Over Gameplay'

[@jkid3525]

And following: best of playing video games

[@Owlero]

@@jkid3525 best of best of's

[@JJJackson777]

that last story is great, it's even better the way it's delivered

[@henrynelson9301]

“And uhh, we got in the nuuude. An’ I was like alright lezz rail ‘er.”

[@ra_khvc]

"they werent lovers... im not gay."

[@TheWizeGoat]

If you say “Tomar, Tomar, Tomar” 3 times in the bathroom mirror, he’ll appear in your house and start jelqing

[@XDFU23]

“Young boys are sick” “Not really!” - We can see what Cory thought as a child

[@IndexInvestingWithCole]

Not to be confused with Best of Telling Stories (in general)

[@joshuahughes4704]

Or best of childhood stories

[@Jonathin]

We need best of childhood traveling stories

[@NotCthulhu]

Erm, we all know the Bible is the best story ever told, okay? But yes, the parables told by los OneyPlays boys are still at least #3 just behind stories about how to jelq.

[@gunnerzeller7771]

i hope this includes the story about Tomar's journey across Pangea

[@moxx-a-sealin]

Tomar rode the last dinosour before God wiped them out

[@yakobi8434]

I feel bad for those dinosaurs…God was trying to wipe out Tomar

[@ZXY-tg5ip]

Great another hour long video to help make work funnier!

[@Coltron2005]

I am pretty sure the Transformers convention they’re talking about is TFcon. The person they’re probably talking about is Dan Gilvezan. He voiced Spider-Man on Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends, and is the original Bumblebee.

[@aspiringbaker3607]

Oh! For a sec I thought he was talking above steve Blum.

[@TontonSRG]

these end of year best-of are such a blessing

[@drunkcat78325]

I am so scared of Tomar, I started watching Oneyplays just a bit after Tomar began showing up each episode frequently, and I liked him at first, until I got a DM from him. It was super personal, he had my school schedule and my parents work address, before I blocked him he sent a picture of him in his black Jeep with a high caliber hunting rifle and he had a printed out photo of me and my high-school portraits.

[@Lore_from_Stars]

i nearly hurt my throat laughing at chris's drunk story

[@novapolatin2314]

Shit almost got me in trouble at work for laughing so hard😭 52:41

[@bepybipebomb6938]

If you got in trouble a policeman would come up to you with a gun and yell at you

[@Xandyspersonal]

Bro, I bet they were in Fillmore Utah. That KOA is fucking WEIRD

[@Xandyspersonal]

either that or green river.

[@Tingus__Pingus]

“Traveling stories” One of the stories is about Chris shitting himself as a child

[@thestonedwitch]

My family stayed at a KOA campground once and it’s nice to know the people are douchey everywhere

[@nexokor6091]

I like how this is called travelling stories but really it's just The Gang Goes Outside

[@kickerguy]

the Road To episodes were always the best ones on OneyPlays

[@DONKINDONUTS]

The way Adam explains the story at the end proves that it's true beyond a shadow of a doubt for me lmao. The way he's reluctant, and Chris has to keep urging him on, and they way he describes the wbole thing just seems so genuine lmao

[@ghuff4694]

20:00 Charlie from smiling friends is literally just zach and I love it

[@ToxicAutisticTrash]

Hmmm I wonder why.. must be a mystery.

[@fatalaxecident9913]

"I have the sheriff on my phone" We all do bud

[@micksdesk]

I see what’s up, every six months or so we get a huge wave of compilations, I dig that

[@sc9604]

How do they make these compilations with such a large backlog? Seems like it would be so damn hard to sort through all that

[@GamerzPro1231]

the editors must write down funny moments and categorize them or something

[@notworthit7708]

That new outro song startled me. Wasn't expecting that pleasant tune.

[@TJdaberry]

The wet diarrhea comp clip is in all of these and gets me every time

[@assortedgremlin6895]

The abrupt "hy howzit goin?" killed me

[@DONKINDONUTS]

I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, but tbe story of Chris getting drunk AF - specifically the way he imitates the laugh of the dude who smells his finger - has me nearly piss myself with laughter 😂

[@bnpqowl]

1:06:23 to skip to the end

[@I_love_dr_stone]

thanks ty

[@targettwentyone]

Awesome Video, love the stories

[@Aurora_Woods]

Zachs stories of him antagonizing strangers is gold

[@okayboozy]

I had a second encounter with tomar, he crawled out from my bathroom sink cabinet and threatened my life if I kept telling people I had all of his iconic Tomar Emeralds

[@humanitysfinest9795]

Was he 6 inches tall?

[@jonathancampos7297]

I'm loving these

[@E_blanknamehere]

Zach made a man fear for his life

[@niravathu7353]

Zach is the only being still alive known to have witnessed Tomar's descent in the Desecrated Egg and the tale he can tell of that terrible day would make any sane man shriek, shame they didn't include it here

[@VelvetAura]

32:54 I will never get over how perfectly the music kicked in during Dave's story here

[@grapesoder1301]

Security guards at campgrounds are all the same. I got screamed at for talking to my cousin in the main parking lot of the campground i was staying at.

[@Nyexcellente]

When i die i just want this instead of a eulogy

[@worth-what]

Leaving this to timestamp 15:55 for the Tomar Bee Swamp story I can never find

[@YourWickedFuneral]

the taxi story at 57:30 almost made me laugh-shart myself, its the most powerful tale ever told.

[@brovid-19]

Chris waking up in. A daze with his pants down covered in doodoo after a night of drinking is one of the most Irish things I've ever heard

[@orichumo]

i love that story at the beginning

[@trashboat5388]

I think the transformers va they were talking about was Dan Gilvezan the original Bumblebee. He was also Spider-Man in Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends.

[@chewy10000]

love the new outro

[@SkyTheStarhero]

oh boy, this means the famous Cory rant is in this, cant wait.

[@Owlero]

the famous Delaminguez rant, right? it'll be out when it's out

[@johnstibbs2535]

Great work ethic

[@weenieboi3536]

@@Owlero and we like that, it'll be out when it's out

[@johnstibbs2535]

*Cory enters* Don’t you talk about me, you son of a bitch!

[@pimpjuice192]

And then tomar pulled out his gun is one of my favorite oney catchphrases

[@KBMaximus]

That security guard story sets me every time.

[@generalgh0st]

Man I love having an asthma attack to Chris’ drunk story

[@cracklasco]

I hope someone visits that Psycic in Burbank and shows them this clip. They’d proabably be in denial that they ever served Zach lol

[@Dempixlsdoe]

Loving this outbreak of Best Of's, But i do hope Chris & Zach play High On Life for the channel. If anything to hear Zach just make fun of the fact that he's in the game.

[@henrynelson9301]

Well they definitely can’t play it now

[@Dempixlsdoe]

@@henrynelson9301 Agreed haha my comment did NOT age well xD

[@bepybipebomb6938]

​@@Dempixlsdoewgat haopened

[@a.jbarry9964]

The mental image of Zach with glazed over eyes pointing at me to let a hulking monstrish Tomar sitting in a tiny car know who to blink his blinding lights at strikes fear into my very soul

[@Salami_Snatch]

RIP that silly rabbit that jumped off the cliff 🐰

[@kyuucha]

Soon as I heard Zach say that I had flashbacks of living in PA. That was THE grocery store to go to when I lived there.

[@loue9376]

Best of the best of , best of

[@Peterparker-pc3kh]

I love your content

[@No_Life_Alex]

I am anxiously awaiting the "funny boys visit a psychic" video

[@LittleTomification]

Need an "oh, nevermind" compilation, please, oh please oney comp gods

[@Emily8468]

The fucking scientology story at 27:51 is so fucking hilarious to me 😂😂😂

[@henrynelson9301]

Especially the way he describes the old lady chasing after them