Best of the Worst: Cybernator, Panther Squad, and Project Metalbeast

[@davidregner3334]

'Woman of size' and 'Mongoloid' in the same video. It's the PC duality of Mike.

[@peterbenson883]

Rich Evans happens to be both.

[@jojololo9157]

I thought the same thing.

[@allluckyseven]

PC/NPC

[@bombtwenty3867]

There are no Mongoloids in Star Trek so they're fair game

[@louis3587]

This is the same man who said “Thank God he’s dead. I don’t want this man around” and then “You can’t say that” in response to an autism joke in the same episode.

[@FANTAVISION]

Rich is a hell of a carpenter!

[@mustafaalwan6523]

But he is not Jewish

[@mustafaalwan6523]

@@Ptaku93 OH MYYY GHAAAAD !

[@videogamechangers605]

Funniest table so far.

[@ellessandraramsay1841]

I wouldn't mind him working on me

[@sarahl701]

Some real skill! And great framing: it’s such a good design choice, they painted it a chromakey color and have enough depth to superimpose graphics without getting in the way of the picture

[@ThePitofSidLord]

Jesus - Carpenter who suffered for us. Rich Evans - Carpenter who suffered for us. Coincidence?

[@zetetick395]

We must keep an ear out for the telltale jingling sound of silver coins in one of the teams pockets..........No one wants to see a life-size Evans lollipop up on the hilltop

[@iansarmy1]

Rich Evans gets incessantly made fun of by Mike for our sins.

[@onpoc]

Everything is built out of Rich Evans imagination to cope with his lonelyness, that includes us. In Rich imagination, he is running a successful KZbin channel with his friends. But nothing of that is real. We aren't real.

[@aimeecorreia]

Don’t forget, both also died then rose again.

[@edwardraven8000]

jesus didn't existed

[@skinflutey]

I met Freddie here in Reno at a comic con. We talked for a while and he’s a really great guy. I walked off without paying for my prints and when I realized what I did I returned and apologized but before I could get my wallet out he said his girlfriend and him had agreed to let me have them for free. He gained a fan for life.

[@Chad48309]

Greetings fellow Renoite.

[@Tactical_Therapist]

Very cool

[@xdman20005]

@@Tactical_Therapist I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW HIM

[@hayberdasher8625]

I went to Reno for the first time a couple of years ago for a Weird Al concert. I expected it to be like Las Vegas, but was pleasantly surprised at how nice it was, and Weird Al was awesome as always.

[@skinflutey]

@@hayberdasher8625 glad you liked it up here.

[@mojotheaverage]

'divide and conquer; let's split up' That's not what divide and conquer means

[@screamingmanvevo]

One could argue that she could have meant “divide [the problem at hand]”

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

I think that's what they were going for. Still wrong; but less wrong.

[@PangolinMontanari]

@@screamingmanvevo Yes, that's what that means, but you don't divide a problem by splitting up a group. That's a multiplication.

[@screamingmanvevo]

civandalic I don’t remember the context but I know for a fact that what I said was right because I’ve never not been. It must be devastating to hear this news but I hope you take your loss graciously

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

@@screamingmanvevo I can vouch for the veracity of this statement by this random online person of whom I know nothing about.

[@slideorange]

Can we take a minute to apreciate Rich Evans' work on the table as well as the Plinketto Board. Real craftsmanship all memes aside!

[@Flippyisawesome13]

And the Wheel of Misfortune!

[@TheShadowofDormin]

Yes we can but what I want to know is if the new table is replacing Half in the Bag?

[@zetetick395]

Maybe carpentry is Riches actual day job!

[@atomic_wait]

@@zetetick395 Apparently he did work in plumbing or something in the past, maybe those skills translate.

[@zetetick395]

@@atomic_wait Yeah, I know some of these guys went to film school in their salad days, I guess I'd imagine there's courses for set building / dressing etc, with practical skills like these needed.

[@stepheneaton4978]

Actor, carpenter, birthday boy, is there anything Rich Evans can't do?

[@ManDuderGuy]

Ameliorate the crippling diabetes? Ok I made myself sad

[@zetetick395]

Stephen Eaton Get thin? (someone had to say it)

[@CharlesHepburn2]

He could NEVER be a stealthy ninja assassin at a comedy convention, that's for sure!

[@javierk2143]

There's a few words in the English language he can't pronounce correctly but apart from that he's unbeatable

[@Amber-di4vg]

Probably couldn't get a job at a toll booth

[@karlfranztastic3948]

Rich Evan's craftsmanship skills get far too little credit. I want an instructional video series where Rich Evans teaches how to make sets for snarky youtube review shows.

[@ZhuDaoLong]

Recorded on VCR so the series can be included on the Wheel. 'DIY Dick' from the the hit 'Seven salacious servings of Shaq' and ' Delicious Danning - XXX dining'

[@karlfranztastic3948]

@@gagaface26 He also (supposedly) made the both Wheels of the Worst, the Plinketto board, and we've seen behind-the-scenes footage somewhere of him working on the HitB set. Even if Rich isn't really building this stuff himself, he would be such an entertaining host for an instructional video.

[@caitlinjopepe541]

I was about to comment this!

[@metalnut92]

I also came to say this. In all sincerity, the man has got skills.

[@ps238principal]

"This Old Set" with Rich Evans. "Today we'll be restoring this set that was once used by Boxxy but has since fallen into disrepair. We'll also be adding some modern touches like a device that uses ping-pong balls to select what movies the KZbinr might want to force their viewers to endure."

[@Komanderkyle3466]

Jay has an encyclopedic knowledge of Horror stuff equal to Mike and Rich's Star trek knowledge

[@jasondulin7376]

He really was on fire in this episode.

[@katakis1]

Nothing equals Mike's Star Trek knowledge

[@iamweapon]

This is the realest comment right here.

[@samr6609]

Between the two of them and Josh's musical knowledge, they're like the three wise men of useless trivia.

[@JohnnyWang826]

encyclopedic knowledge of bad horror

[@joshhowlett6790]

"Everything was pitiable, but nothing was disgusting" Me, looking back on every decision I've ever made

[@tizzukka]

I wish I could say the same.

[@biglicker4473]

All those fat gross chicks i banged in college....god the things I'd do to do it all over again

[@Mortimer107]

A life well lived.

[@TheWheatless]

These movie titles sound so much like other BotW titles that I thought this was an old episode

[@DanteScaglione]

same

[@wiegop8861]

Without even checking I immediately remembered Cybertracker, Black Cougar, and Nightbeast.

[@tristan8940]

Not that it matters, but Project Metalbeast had been on the Plinketto board before, so that might have jogged some RAM.

[@sleepymandragora1392]

yep, had to check the date twice

[@abemrofchak]

At this point it's just the same words shifted around and in different orders. Like the menu at Taco Bell.

[@codeywings10]

Aww. Mike sharing his clothes with Jay is adorable

[@zetetick395]

Just so long as they don't start swapping their Star Trek / Ghoulies 2 merch underwear... @_@

[@jcelli98]

They're good parents

[@Addsomehappy]

BOTW on the table stands for: Beautiful Oval Table Work

[@user-ud2tk7nz1o]

@@Eldritch_Mage That's always what I thought when I saw it and the I realized it was the initials for Best Of The Worst and felt so dumb.

[@zetetick395]

@@user-ud2tk7nz1o I say it's pure coincidence, it was just the letters that happened to be in the dumpster Rich opened first.

[@Vaporvice84]

Chable

[@nameperson6618]

Nah check out that VHS tape in the background, BOTW stands for *B* L *O* G *T* B *W* T rights

[@somejabroni51]

@@nameperson6618 if you read your comment it actually spells out that it isn’t funny

[@akulahirpada1993]

Mike was panicly thinking of a comeback when Jay said "it's your clothes". He's so happy when Rich saved him lmao.

[@wyattearp585]

Preach

[@kristarolleri6442]

Timestamp?

[@neuroplush7657]

@@kristarolleri6442 1:00:29

[@joelclifton6312]

"Do I have to have sex with anyone?" "Not ON camera." That was such a great joke.

[@Enoch420]

Rich is fuckin hilarious in this one omg.

[@Eisenwulf666]

​@@Enoch420" Oh yeeeah, Sybil Danning.. i will enjoy this..."

[@lowtdave]

That whole portion is great. Sadly it's reality but they manage to make it funny. They do something similar during California Big Hunks.

[@carlhenryjr]

Dude they killed it with that!

[@bigrips7734]

Famously, these doofusi are a lil funny

[@JackgarPrime]

Oh, how convenient! I've been re-watching the entire Best of the Worst series lately....again.

[@moviebad109]

Same. Lol

[@Nebuloid1]

Yep, never even stopped.

[@brettjacobson4600]

Interesting to see how much the set has improved since the early days of just a small folding chable with a draped-over black sheet lol

[@moviebad109]

Brandon Ramos wheel of the worst 15 for me. Lolol

[@Nebuloid1]

@@brettjacobson4600 This new table is undefeatable, nice work Rich !

[@ThePoetOrTheMuse]

I can’t express how happy I am that one of my dad’s shitty movies has been featured in a video with a million views. He’s the main cyborg with tubes in his head!

[@ninjacyfy]

Is this real? Do you have any stories from him about it? Does he actually know any martial arts like the RLM frauds speculated?

[@danielhall4787]

Michael?

[@ThePoetOrTheMuse]

Yep, Michael Foley. He is a martial artist- that’s his actual job, he owns a school. The style is Koden Kan Karate Do, a combination style mostly made up of Danzan-Ryū Ju Jitsu, Japanese-Hawaiian karate, and American Kickboxing. As for stories from filming, sure! The contacts were so godawful that he could barely see anything and for safety reasons couldn’t wear them during the fight scenes- that’s why he wore sunglasses at one point. Somewhere I have a Polaroid of him in costume that scarred me as a small child.

[@seanpoulton2446]

@@ThePoetOrTheMuse what does your dad think of the film?

[@ThePoetOrTheMuse]

He thinks it was terrible… because it was haha

[@ZaGorudan]

I feel like Jay was bullied more in this episode than Rich.

[@pyro380]

These are positive changes.

[@unlimited-edge]

Character development

[@javierk2143]

Bonzulac Well, Mike may have gone too far in a few places

[@mrredherring2900]

Jays reaction to Mikes Space Cop joke is a highlight for me :D

[@bombtwenty3867]

Like Tom and Jerry had episodes where Tom and Jerry joined forces against Butch the Dog, we need an episode where Jay and Rich join forces against Mike

[@scarletthayle4822]

Freddie Williams looks like the hybrid lovechild of the other dudes on this ep

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

Also, he lives at the RLM studio full-time now, apparently.

[@zetetick395]

Him and Josh actually use the same prosthetic beard, that's why you'll never see them on-screen together. FACT.

[@WalkingMisery]

He reminds me of the boy in Coraline for some reason

[@SevenShadesOfNerd]

"We're just zooming in on a painting." *Zooms in on Rich Evans* Rich Evans is a work of art confirmed.

[@subtle7055]

Freddie is my favorite guest. Wish he could be a permanent addition to the gang. Too bad hes a wildly successful artist lol

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

But not successful enough to eclipse Internet Celebrity Rich Evans.

[@zetetick395]

Yeah I hope they have him back on, he's a real likeable fella

[@GreenhornProductions]

Agreed, Jim and Colin are great too.

[@zackerycooper1206]

@@GreenhornProductions I feel like we might be avoiding someone

[@steveharvey2102]

The Canadians are my favorites, and I'm not biased! Cheers from Canada

[@Cs-zp5sr]

Stay safe in the cold up there, Milwaukee boys. Especially Jay as his small frame makes it harder for him to retain heat. Also, don't let Mike pass out in a snow bank.

[@whitneydouglas4794]

Aw... Jay wears Mikes clothes.

[@zetetick395]

What a lovely signifier of friendship! ......Just so long as it doesn't stretch to underwear @_@

[@giob5883]

@@zetetick395 I don't think anyone could stretch Mike's underwear any further

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@zetetick395 No, Jay's pretty much a twunk and has to wear a Men's S or a Child's XtraHusky size.

[@zetetick395]

@@Corbomite_Meatballs Still three sizes larger than Colin @~@

[@alkemyst337]

As an active duty service member, I can attest to the dedication to realism Cybernator had. Military bases and offices are indeed shitty enough to have a stenciled arrow pointing to biohazard rooms with little toy tanks on the desks (also the broken mirror in the bathroom of the military base in Metalbeast).

[@poppanaattori89]

After extensive research on the subject I have concluded that the opposite of a climax is an anti-climax.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

Well, that was anti-climactic.

[@dembro27]

Climin?

[@dispnin]

... okay for real, you guys need to put out videos of Rich making these incredible props. I would watch them.

[@bozodeathgod]

They would be too tempted to have Rich do prat-falls with a bandsaw.

[@mikolajszonecki]

Actually, you can watch that on their Patreon if you spend 5 or 15$

[@LuckeeStrikee]

I think that would be classified as porn and quickly get flagged.

[@WarhavenSC]

20:56 -- Good to know that Slayer is still super popular in the distant future of 2010.

[@leotuber]

Freddie looks a heck of a lot like Orson Welles.

[@k.artware]

And Brian Blessed.

[@waltherstolzing9719]

@@k.artware I'm imagining the Paul Masson commercial ... but with the ear-piercing bellowing of Brian Blessed. MWA-HAAAA

[@Seantendo]

There's too much directing going on.

[@UbiquitousNight]

Next time Freddie is on BOTW I hope to see him with a bowl of frozen peas set next to his drink of choice.

[@averbalin]

Oooohhh the French

[@farmzombie]

Panther Squad: You, Yu, Yoo, Yiu, and Sybil Danning.

[@TheKumoichi]

...and Jane

[@hoobaguy]

Underrated comment

[@jakekeys88music]

Panther Force Five?

[@andrewtomlinson5237]

Yoo, Yu, Yiu, Jane, and the two Uthas.

[@lucassalomon3144]

They should have Freddy on more often, he's funny, he's not annoying, he seems respectful and like a chill dude.

[@blakejaworski6781]

I agree

[@heatherperleberg7816]

I agree

[@derekdroogsma]

I agree

[@groupxarabianrapsensations9424]

I agree

[@ricothedingus8889]

I agree

[@CarlSlime]

I really love Rich Evans outfit, entirely sourced and bought from The Walmart Collection.

[@popeyethepirate2902]

I heard rumors of a discount because it was on clearance, but it hasn't been confirmed. I'll keep you updated when I learn more.

[@bronzeager1298]

He really rocked their Batman v Superman line

[@cfurtado2761]

Is no one going to talk about how making a "werewolf that winds up at a furry convention" movie such a fantastic idea? Next space cop movie idea, get to it!!

[@zetetick395]

It'd sure make a good solid short for a horror-comedy anthology flic at least...

[@Axterix13]

It would need a scene where a person in a wolf fursuit rips through it as (s)he transforms into a werewolf.

[@TheGoodChap]

Or that the Donald trump colonel character is the retarded guy in killing American. Style

[@eskreskao]

A werewolf that winds up at a furry convention? That sounds like a pretty big mis-TAAAAAKE!

[@governor_explosion]

The closest anyone’s come to that idea in a film is the alien abduction at a sci-fi con in Galaxy Quest.

[@Blackeyedsuzy.]

Glad to see Julia Roberts didn’t steal my Rich away 🤗

[@GRORGvideot]

I want a Rich Evans alarm clock. One that laughs and laughs endlessly unless you get up.

[@thatkidfrankieC]

put it on shark tank. megamillions

[@HeyitsTom999]

Holy shit, this is genius. I want in on this but I have no ideas. That's ok right?

[@Phoenix00744]

Just get a .mp3 of Rich laughing and set it as the alarm on your phone.

[@carlosmarcus3286]

FUND IT

[@carlosalatorre665]

Same

[@TheBBQify]

I love how well freddie and rich get along

[@McNastehP]

Guys, isnt it crazy to think about how 2010 was 50 years ago?

[@zetetick395]

The future sure aint what it used to be, huh?

[@purplehatguy]

I remeber donld trump and libtards from 2010s amirite hahahidd I Obama

[@TheeGrumpy]

From deeper into 2020... 1 year ago was 50 years ago. 😷

[@Tennantude]

Ever find yourself thinking "Wait was that Normad from 'Geteven'?!" and suddenly feel very, very sad about your life. Thanks RLM.

[@sednoid]

I've been there. More than once.

[@RyanReenBattikh]

@@sednoid That's Karate Dad from Vampire Assassin in the VR videogame ending scene of Pocket Ninjas!

[@theblackpantslegion]

Rich Evan's is god's gift to cinema.

[@TheArzberger]

BlackPantsLegion a gift to the world

[@alanscott4846]

@Samurai Jack Yep he is Spaghetti Monster gift to cinema : )

[@2Redner]

Show biz pizza Rich Evens

[@kennysnow7647]

Rich Evans is God

[@TheBEAST205]

Fun fact: the short scientist in MetalBeast is Timothy Swinton, Tilda Swinton's uncle.

[@zetetick395]

Hmmm, the six degrees of MetalBeast!

[@reflectingh9997]

Or maybe it's Tilda Swinton PLAYING her uncle

[@robertcaverly4268]

@@reflectingh9997 next level comment right here

[@PurposelessRabbitholes]

One my favorite Mike moments ever: “We call him the best boy... cause he’s in charge of the powah. He’s really bad at sex.”

[@jonathanryan2915]

@@Derek_Keenan my favorite Mike moment was the BOTW episode where he had a giant liquor flask and turned to Rich and started pouring it on his mouth and spilled it on his shirt

[@daxmiller35]

Or 59:57. What....happened there?

[@jordannino1836]

Despite reviewing the worst, they are the best

[@launchpending]

Rich Evans is the greatest richness of all

[@ConfusedProud]

whoa dude

[@EpoxyMuffin]

44:45 - Rich Evans after playing too much XCOM: "They should all be slaughtered, they're in a terrible defensive position "

[@miersdelika5016]

Wasn't Jay the one saying that? Too lazy to click on the timecode...

[@EpoxyMuffin]

@@miersdelika5016 It takes more effort to type the comment, haha.

[@commanderbbshockwave8698]

That explains why the table is so big, so it provides them full cover from the sectoids! :D

[@MrDemomanman]

whos dick do i have to suck to get pre rec back? Is it rich's? I should be so lucky

[@EpoxyMuffin]

@@commanderbbshockwave8698 Hunker down

[@bewareofwil]

16:56 I had no clue Jack was in Cybernator. It's been all down hill since then.

[@Jonny-xq5cb]

27:07 when jack tells a joke at a party

[@KjerlighedensGjerninger]

Interestingly enough, the actor who played the villain in Cybernator also played the villain in Geteven. What a career.

[@1ER1]

Oh hi Jay

[@joelsmith5938]

Can we get a Suicide Squad of reject, B-movie villains, BOTW edition?

[@Nummymuffincocobutter]

william smith,who was also in Any Which Way You Can

[@wannabecriminalman]

Little known fact; Jay used to be a Delta Force operator whose unit was involved in two notorious massacres. Now he feigns comical ignorance of military terms in order to hide his dark past.

[@Denizu]

Was he the squad members whose responsibility was squeezing into tiny holes no one else could get through?

[@tadpolegaming4510]

​@@Denizuhe stole jobs from the Chinese

[@Unit076]

So Delta Force has its own cat exterminator units?

[@Dronetek]

Awesome. I'll get blackout drunk tonight and watch this and then watch it again the next day really hungover! It'll be great.

[@CaptainComicbook]

DronetekPolitics I feel like this is the only way to watch best of the worst.

[@yrwestillhere]

it will be great

[@exciteddemonstrator9150]

That’s gonna be great.

[@LessonsByBunny]

I enjoy to smoke a shit ton of weed while watching

[@antoniowakardo7280]

Triskin?

[@satiregoat41]

*Company name is RedLetterMedia *Rich makes the table green

[@commanderbbshockwave8698]

Well, the letters should have been red then, not the table.

[@hendrong]

Well, it's not exactly like "letter" and "table" are synonyms.

[@Koselill]

@@commanderbbshockwave8698 No because the SHOW is called best of the worst, not best of the red.

[@90sNostalgiaNerd]

He subverted your expectations.

[@ConnorNotyerbidness]

I think its a reference to how in Dr Strangelove Stanley Kubrick insisted the War Room table be green....in a black and white movie

[@johnoconnell8393]

Is Rich Evans replacing Ben Affleck as Batman?

[@marcelosilvestre244]

Fuck you

[@lwzeis]

Batman would look weird with an oxygen bottle and bad case of gout and no muscles

[@ferzum7290]

@@lwzeis just like bruce wayne in batman beyond

[@Necron1999]

Yes, if DC wants to print money!

[@cortesthehamster6899]

Is Ben Affleck replacing Rich Evans as Space Cop?

[@kapnkerf2532]

Tube Man's cyberdoc had poor cable management skills. He could have put them in nice, neat cyber-cornrows.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

And attached them better too. Noting worse than poor cable management.

[@Node]

The best part of any episode is when Mike roasts Jay and Rich for their clothes.

[@Funkman47]

The sole reason the first holiday special review is the best review lmao

[@clickbaitcan5401]

Redlettermedia comment sections have some of the most random crossovers on youtube. which is great!

[@NaCk210]

I love that Mike is wearing that sweatshirt in another episode and Josh compliments him for it lol

[@NecoLumi]

I liek that this is like 3 years late and random famois youtubers just comment

[@tucker8951]

@@Funkman47 which one? The star wars holiday special episode?

[@demark8262]

Red Letter Media should release a best of the worst app. Spin the wheel and the App shows streaming locations or purchase details of the selected film Once selected a new film is added to the wheel With a custom Wheel option so you can add your own films

[@nolanmartin4813]

Man don't let these juicy ideas out for free!

[@kowabungaus1820]

Would download.

[@spacedoubt15]

See and I thought it would just play selected highlights of BOTW with no context on demand.

[@demark8262]

@@nolanmartin4813 if it's for a better world it should be free

[@mamacintable]

The Detective in Cybernator looks his face was drawn by Rob Liefeld

[@marcellosilva9286]

@@sandorenckell5259 And more importantly, where are his billion pouches?

[@warped_rider]

Teenage Werewolf At A Furry Convention actually sounds like a pretty good horror-comedy premise.

[@CrudForge]

THE YIFFENING

[@notsoaveragejoe93]

That moment where Jay whipped out the Freddy-Jason fact: priceless.

[@mothballmouth]

Freddie Williams is one of my favorite guests on botw, he's so eloquent and his work is fantastic.

[@layneh4594]

*Jay wears Mike's sweater* me: furiously writing fanfic

[@yojez]

Layne H 🤢

[@anthonymcgowan3398]

That's adorable. Those Milwaukee winters do get cold.

[@RealLiveKakashi]

Jay's obviously the little spoon

[@0XiDiZE]

Can we get Len in on that too?

[@wannabecriminalman]

Jay first met Mike in Afghanistan, on his first tour of duty. Of course, this was before the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell...

[@CadeKamS]

I'm always excited when I open up KZbin and see a new Best of the Worst posted. Awesome work Red Letter!

[@LookADistarction]

Did they spell cameraman as camerman on purpose?

[@HarryS77]

To think they spent so much time reviewing absolute garbage movies before they had the idea for BotW.

[@x0xlucas]

Freddie seems much more relaxed than his first appearance, this is pretty cool. Also what a kickass table, damn! Rich is a really talented person.

[@champagneandgummybears]

Also awesome was the reveal that Mike & Jay share clothing. Somebody’s going to rewrite all their RLM slash fix after this world building.

[@LAKE_reader]

It's great, it might be just because I hadn't heard of that guy before rlm but I forgot about him being the special guest, he has really blended into the crew by now.

[@icespirit77]

Fun little fact: Hunter Person who plays Paramedic #1 in Project Metalbeast, would continue his illustrious career in another BotW classic: Dangerous Men, where he plays Rapist.

[@seanpoulton2446]

Which rapist?

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

"Her groinular area was right down the barrel" is a great line. 😎

[@audreyalbritton1435]

Wow Rich made a really nice BOTW chable!

[@moviebad109]

Freddie said “the guy from Prometheus” about the guy on the cover for Cybernator. But my first thought was “hey, it’s Death from Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey!”

[@darklsn]

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP.

[@zubairkhalid670]

I thought of gropler zorn from encounter at farpoint

[@moviebad109]

darklsn best 3 out of 5

[@bradypahl]

Project metalbeast... that video was on the plinketto board for a long time so it'll be awesome to finally see what it has to offer. Also Rich Evans that new table is pretty amazing. :D

[@discodecepticon]

"Going Kevin Spacey on them" Means something very different now than it did years ago...

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Care to explain?

[@zetetick395]

[ Heretofore this comment thread has been deleted by Mr Spacey's legal retainer ]

[@brandoncontreras3636]

Chickenfarmer10 have you been living under a rock? Kevin Spacey is a diddler. Allegedly

[@Epicfailgaming001]

This one is so fun. Love when they have Freddie Williams on.

[@JacobLucasSorenson]

Can we get a video of rich Evan's doing carpentry and woodworking and commentating like Bob Ross or Billy maze that would be magical

[@JacobLucasSorenson]

@Anubitek I realize he is more of a commentator and Billy doesnt really make anything but he was super enthusiastic about everything and I could see rich being enthusiastic about his craft

[@opale131415]

@@JacobLucasSorenson He meant that it's Billy Mays, not Maze

[@JacobLucasSorenson]

@@opale131415 ah thanks, lol :) wasnt sure how to spell his name

[@sco0oppy]

This episode introduced Jay bullying in favor of Rich bullying

[@cdubsb3831]

Did Jay make a new table? Didn't think so.

[@zetetick395]

@@cdubsb3831 then who made the ludicrous oversized comedy VHS tape?

[@zetetick395]

Yeah, that really subverted expectations

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

@@zetetick395 You kids! That's what size VHS tapes were back in our day.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@andrewgwilliam4831 That's why you got charged when you didn't rewind them!

[@Swishy_Blue]

You may be a punching bag, but you're a carpenter, too. Sweet table, Rich. Sweet table.

[@whodatninja439]

Rich has many hidden talents. Remember Pre-Rec's wood cutouts? Rich made those and painted them himself. And he always helps out with set dressing and set design for RLM's movies

[@TradeSpaceMark]

"Some of my best friends are toasters" is an incredibly funny joke to me

[@bobbycox5210]

Hey Jay, where’d you get that hoodie from? The Mike Store? pfffffffft

[@SirSamJuan]

That table is perfect Rich....for a best of the worst poker show:)

[@neal2399]

Anonymous it’d be their charity stream hosted on Camsoda

[@alexanderz3556]

Mike's Kevin Spacey impression was terrifyingly accurate...

[@zetetick395]

I have no idea what Spacey thought releasing that 'Brian' vid would achieve....I *do* know it came off as SUPER creepy! O~O

[@DavidNounours]

PANTHER SQUAD is a Belgian/Spanish/French production... co-produced by the leading actress. The spaceship's footage comes from a Japanese Movie and TV Series: Message from Space: Galactic Wars aka San Ku Kai. ...

[@redcomet_622]

I knew that space footage looked familiar. Plus the spaceship footage manages to have better production value than the actual panther squad footage

[@commanderbbshockwave8698]

Sadly I cannot find Panther Squad anywhere in english. KZbin has one with russian dub over german audio, and Vimeo another with a french (I think?) dub, but no torrents or anything else anywhere. Weird that nobody digitized this gem yet from a VHS. Guess I'll have to do it...

[@choreomaniac]

But where was it filmed? There are palm trees and sunny scenes. Riviera?

[@DavidNounours]

@@choreomaniac This, I do not know...

[@blastinus3714]

I give this episode an official stamp of "O.K."

[@tHeInEvItAbLePaRtY]

You may not have known but, the actor for Colonel Peck in 'Cybernator', William Smith, was the actor for Normad in 'GetEven' (aka, 'Road to Revenge')

[@Servo1616]

Rich Evans talking about Sybil Danning may be the most disturbing thing I've ever heard

[@fredlabosch5164]

@@nealmarasinghe7755 7:06 there you go...

[@zetetick395]

Y'know, I always get Sybil Danning mixed up with Cybil Sheppard.....Of course, this makes life very difficult for me, as I have not yet found a way to cope with this terrible affliction. But I trust that understanding will come, in time....I await the day.

[@KenPurchase]

That one chubby cyborg looks exactly like Garth Marenghi, which is appropriate given Cybernator has the same production values as an episode of Darkplace.

[@k.artware]

The part of Freddie Williams is played by Brian Blessed.

[@danielcropp8553]

CHISWICK! FRESH HORSES!

[@ourkeving]

Not bombastic enough. Interesting comparison now that you mention it.

[@zetetick395]

Brian Blessed is so virile I hear it's possible for women to get pregnant just by seeing a photograph of him!

[@PrincessPattyPumpkin]

I'm grateful to have found this channel. It helps me escape from the events of this God awful years.

[@JustSwivel2]

I had an Uncle George. He absolutely never would have let me and my friends film anything at his house. Grandma, however, is just happy to have the company.

[@RonaldMacK]

An absolutely fantastic episode. From Rich's amazing carpentry work to some solid enjoyably-riffable films, to the discussion of Mike's-now-Jay's sweater. Freddie was a fantastic guest as well. This is one I will be coming back to again and again. And at least now if one of the guys decides he wants to host a tabletop campaign, they have a table big enough for it. I was rather happy to see a close-up of Def-Con 4 in the establishing shots. That's a VHS I can remember staring at for a long time in the video store when I was a kid, too young and chicken to rent it myself. Which apparently is another example of a dog turd in beautiful wrapping paper. And also takes place in my home province?

[@ForNoneOther]

Love that Freddie has been able to keep making returns to the show.

[@nolanmartin4813]

You can tell he truly enjoys it, and makes his episodes some of my favorites.

[@LouTenant-999]

Wow i can't believe they've made Cyberpunk 2077 Movie.

[@viiviketomaki7284]

You know I feel so bad for Yaphet Kotto, he is a great accomplished actor and he is forced to play supporting actor for goddamn Mr. Eyebrows. Criminal treatment.

[@aidencorby8745]

You know I dont know if your referring to the movie in this episode, or if your referring to Roger Moore in Live and Let Die, because that description refers to either movie. Poor guy, perfect example of someone who had to do roles way below his caliber because of his race.

[@cjmcc5231]

@@aidencorby8745 Live and let Die was one of the best Bond films. And he was a great villain too! His character was better than the original Mr Big from the books.

[@chocol5to]

Jay mentioning cenobites with the prometheus looking guy reminded me how much I want them to do a Hellraiser Re:view... maybe someday

[@Eamonshort1]

Yesss, Jay and Josh should do the whole series a la their Friday the 13th / Rich and Jay's Carpenter vids

[@MicroBlogganism]

How is he planning to rule the universe if he's against space programs?

[@t3rt3l]

Jay doesn't think ovals are round.

[@kourii]

I'm surprised there aren't more comments about that

[@trevorgardner2647]

Ovals aren't round, their oval.

[@heyitsme4751]

Rich Evans built a table. Rich Evans is a Carpenter. *Jesus* was a Carpenter. In this essay, I will

[@vaticpillars]

Thy will be done.

[@matthayward7889]

43:50 “not on camera” That’s the hardest I’ve laughed at BOTW for a long time 😂

[@jon1580]

I've watched this episode so many times by now, and after all this time it just hit me that the Panther Squad goons are trying to say "Spaceship" instead of "Space Jeep"

[@Carlosonebillion]

Man, Mike and Rich making fun of Jay is a departure lol.

[@randainone]

52:44 Mike's Palpatine laugh gets deeper every year

[@aikonatsumi5611]

So the Metalbeast was indestructable ... until it got destroyed?

[@zetetick395]

Sadly gentlemen, Project Metalbeast failed to live up to our specified performance goals.......We shall designate this 'result' as MetalBeast #1 Stevens, swab down the lab surfaces, Mcsneddy, get our top lawyers in to sign off on the 36 mangled staff-member corpses Make ready the work-space for MetalBeast #2 by the morning, the day cometh gentlemen, OUR day cometh!

[@middlebit]

Hey, the train in Unstoppable stopped.

[@swordude40]

Anything can be considered indestructible until you destroy it

[@aikonatsumi5611]

@@swordude40 It was destroyed by a relatively simple explosive. The concept of the project was to be a game changer. That's like bringing out a weapon of war, someone destroying it with a basic weapon (like a rocket used in the movie) and then being surprised.

[@KevlarCaviar]

I mean, did anyone actually _prove_ it was indestructible? It was just one dude saying it, what does he know?

[@joncardenas3203]

Watching old best of the worst episodes have really made me happy these last couple months.

[@eedoamitay3341]

Freddie is such a great guest, wish he was on wayyy more

[@hahamansr]

Saw the def con 4 cover and thought of home! My dad worked on that movie and it was one of his first. He said he was repeatedly used as background or non talking roles like the spaceman in the opening even tho he was art department. Cheap movies for you 😂now I work with him on movies doing props. Pretty cool to see

[@m0nkeychemicals]

at 0.26 there is a glimpse of Razor Blade Smile, the first feature I ever worked on, that was cool too

[@decadentnightmare6602]

Why is Jay wearing Mike's clothes????? Gayness confirmed!

[@pyro380]

That´s what friends ARE for.

[@McCammalot]

Guy love

[@jlkjlkjkljklj9162]

Well, the VHS label is rainbow. Coincidence? I think not.

[@KilroyTheGrand]

Next you'll tell me brojobs are gay!

[@decadentnightmare6602]

@@morgan9775 I'm pretty sure Freddie already staked his claim there...

[@lyleswann6296]

Surprisingly, I have actually seen Project Metalbeast. Years and years ago on the SciFi Channel, during a werewolf marathon, alongside Dog Soldiers I'm pretty sure. I remember genuinely thinking "Wow, what a cool concept: cyborg lycanthrope."

[@nejinaji]

Dog soldiers was awesome

[@lyleswann6296]

@@nejinaji Agreed. Predator meets Night Of The Living Dead meets The Howling. Classic.

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

Plus it has Barry Bostwick in it. Well, I like him, anyway. Always reminds me of Megaforce, the best G.I. Joe film.

[@CylonDorado]

I think I did too. I didn't recognize it for the whole review, but the silver bazooka rockets jogged my memory.

[@zetetick395]

Dog Soldiers was a great little B Movie monster flic imo

[@lampini]

and on today's episode of "mike definitely isn't an alcoholic"

[@nikhilgotmail]

Imagine if the cybernator guy pairs up with the lady from deathstalker. The eyebrow action will be OFF THE CHARTS