Best of the Worst: LA Wars, Unmasking the Idol, and Robowoman

[@VikCain]

I really really appreciate that they let me know that the stuntman survived.

[@CJJC]

That bit of audio was an excellent find.

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

I remember that audio from when Order of the Black Eagle came out. Its a gem.

[@DontTouchMyCroissant]

I'm so glad! That's been haunting me since their Order of the Eagle video.

[@thetom5828]

love how they filmed a horrible accident, then added a crunch sound

[@mortified0]

@@thetom5828 If you've got the footage, you might as well use it.

[@TimLobster]

jay is my favourite vertically challenged coffin creeper with his itty bitty hands

[@CaptainPancakes]

"I'm pissed off that I'm so tiny!"

[@Eamonshort1]

The Jay thirst has been getting worse and worse, This pleases me to see.

[@WontonTV]

@@Eamonshort1 He's had a real glow-up over the 10 years of RLM

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

​​@@WontonTVJay 10 years ago looks like an upper midwestern high schooler who drives a lifted chevy

[@dingo4530]

Those sexy little hands haunt my nightmares

[@danielheflick1529]

“What if… each ninja style… is bred to… thieve… a different ore?” is a phenomenal combination of words.

[@tehbigshow]

You keep your head on straight or we'll put you in the mercury division, with those crazy bastards.

[@virgiljericho664]

There’s frequent turnover in the Uranium division.

[@freezypopRS]

"do you wanna be a talc ninja?"

[@CorbCorbin]

@@virgiljericho664 I’ll put you in the Retsu Reactor.

[@technomind3958]

That bit about Kevin Feige being obsessed about his Duncan Jax Cinematic Universe and not being able to move on was brilliant.

[@trtx84]

I laughed my ass off at "If this works out we'll let you have a raccoon."

[@EduardoDiscaciate]

starts at 54:58

[@Ickshter2112]

I think they missed the golden opportunity to combine Thanos’s line about “should’ve gone for the head” was all due to the fact that a stuntman got his head run over in the Duncan Jax cinematic Universe....

[@john_blues]

I don't think I've laughed that hard at a segment since the 'Elves' segment when Jesse was still around. So funny.

[@CelestialWoodway]

Mediocre at best.

[@RizoftheDead]

I'm very upset they didn't get to watch vertically challenged vampires.

[@PolarBear-rc4ks]

ITS VERTICALLY CHALLENGED COFFIN CREEPERS, YOU ITTY BITTY HANDED HACK FRAUD!!!

[@JakeInaitor5000]

Bet they were too after watching robowoman

[@caffynater6037]

I may never love again.

[@AnimeNPC.]

For real man I was so freaking pumped for that shit lol

[@AJKiesel]

@@AnimeNPC. It's on KZbin my dude. You can watch it, although it is only in 360p.

[@notophilip]

The fact Robowoman came out in 2019, blew my mind.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

@@orionassante3386 The fact that I didn't have to study Robowoman in my 2019 "Film as Lit: Becoming Cyborg" class blows mine. If my teacher knew about it, it she'd probably teach it every year.

[@ClickClack_Bam]

@@orionassante3386 The Big Trouble in Little China Wes insane as well..

[@cygil1]

@@12ealDealOfficial I think that's because your course sounds like its syllabus was written in 1996.

[@SpectreKelevra]

And the main actress (Robowoman herself) was 66 years old at the time.

[@djnorth2020]

The robot woman actress, and I'm using actress very loosely, looks like she had the Steve Rogers six million dollar man treatment to look like 60 again and all they managed was 65.

[@pancakemogul]

Tim sitting at the table calling an actress "hobo-looking, straight off the streets..." is poetry in motion.

[@psykomancer4420]

It's called a mustache, it gives him class.

[@alexstewart839]

Sleeping on your brother's couch for the last 3 years is a little different from "straight off the streets".

[@rosihantu1]

It rhymes

[@AleK0451]

@@rosihantu1 shut up rick berman

[@ericv00]

I liked it better when he mentioned "moist ass-cakes".

[@coffeefrog]

Stuntman Steve Winegard said the crew duct taped him to a sheet of plywood and drove him to the hospital, but his stuntman friends later snuck him out at night to go to an audition. Incredible! I'm glad he turned out okay.

[@CaptainPancakes]

That's like Band of Brothers type shit, busting out of the hospital to get back in the fight.

[@LordOfDays]

I was just going to ask what happened

[@will188]

Such a boss, I could not imagine getting my head ran over and later that night leaving for an audition.

[@luckyspurs]

@@CaptainPancakes Reminds me of Gerhard Berger trying to get an F1 drive after nearly dying in a ditch off an Austrian back road only for two off-duty back surgeons to have accidentally taken a wrong turn and spotted his wrecked car. Had to be essentially propped up for his meeting with the F1 team to get his Arrows drive for the 1985 season, despite not being able to move his neck at all.

[@DIEGhostfish]

I heard a story in Korea of one of the Irish UN troopers getting busted out of the hospital with burns down half his body to go out on the town, hit up a concert, then go out on the town WITH the pianist.

[@snail2755]

1:07:05 Jay being able to recognise Leo Fong in this small, low quality picture is a thing only someone who's been watching bad movies for years can do.

[@steveharvey2102]

Dick Miller is a cult film legend. If a viewer of RLM or MST3K don't know who he is, then they have some movie homework to do. My suggestion, start with "Bucket of Blood and the Original little shop of horrors. Then check out some of his smaller roles, like Gremlins and Terminator. Cheers.

[@SuperDerp5]

He don't even have bionic eyes!lol

[@waspswarm870]

Tim Higgins looks like he snuck onto set while no one was looking and just played along

[@jamiekay7049]

Y

[@stevenlannister184]

That's what Rich Evans did and look at him now.

[@StephenParlow]

And oh boy I'm glad he did! Maybe he can get these hack frauds to stop being so fraudulent!

[@alexgeorge8897]

The drunker he gets the more he reminds me of the murderer in "Too Many Cooks"

[@Orclin]

He probably fell on his face in between takes, because his face is all red and fucked up later on.

[@PenguinDT]

"Thanos shows up - and we run over his head with an ATV" OMG. His chin. They're TYRE TRACKS!

[@Eightsixseven23224]

He did say you should have went for the head

[@psykomancer4420]

It was from his close encounter with the McNamara Bros.

[@peteraustin9057]

Jay referring to robowoman's eye thing as "geordi glasses" is a rare instance of mike or rich not being the first person to mention star trek

[@ThePropaneSalesman]

The visor was THAT easy to spot at first glance. Probably was too.

[@Zontar82]

and yet he lost the st trivia

[@gworfish]

Star Trek is a NASA conspiracy.

[@Dream0Asylum]

The assimilation is proceeding as planned.

[@musicnoonelikes]

500th like

[@fellowninja]

Mike's ability to manipulate the room is amazing.

[@alanjamesh.zamorano1677]

He has the charisma of a drunk dictator

[@flaviusarcadiusvibes]

What do you mean?

[@Eco419]

Holy shit I can’t believe you guys actually found the stunt man interview about the ATV , I did not expect that

[@lordrayden3045]

I believe it. I just watched thst original review, they were obsessed with that shot. To the post of plying on a loop like 25 times

[@ArchHippy]

Somebody posted it in the comments section. I think they made sure to put it in the video to say "Yes, we've heard this."

[@Quetzietse]

52:41 'I was drugged up, I just didn't care'

[@GoTodash]

@@Quetzietse Sure. When someone spins out on your face, you're going to want *all* the drugs.

[@a.m.blackfig638]

Can we like... See this stunt guy do drunk storytime interview with Tim?

[@lemerdeposteur]

"You're not mic'd for dinner," deserved a bigger moment. That was hysterical.

[@Electrolux219]

Sounds like a classic MST3K zing

[@zxFearOfFallingxz]

Jay saying you should avoid movies from Gravitas Ventures while sitting next to Tim Higgins who starred in a Gravitas Ventures film made my day.

[@zxFearOfFallingxz]

@@TaramiBedona Director of The Field was one of my film professors, cool dude, agreed it's not bad, but dull. Tim is great in it though.

[@JonathanSeyghal]

@@gsesquire3441 Google 'The Field 2019' in case above link doesn't work.

[@christian_heretic]

Holy shit I never even realized that was Tim in that movie. He’s not bad at all in it but the movie as a whole is just so generic and boring. Not worth the watch. The snobby film prick that directed it actually taught film classes at UW-Milwaukee though for a while which is funny

[@vituperation]

@@christian_heretic This makes me feel better about having turned down UW-Milwaukee for film.

[@Cadwae]

"First she dates, then she terminates" was also the tagline to one of their previous movies on Best of the Worst, Lady Terminator.

[@audiosurfarchive]

I woulda thought it was some pro-life abortion propaganda; maybe it still is

[@nicholasbrownlee4209]

I believe that was for Lady Terminator and was "She mates, then she terminates" but I may be mistaken.

[@hollistinian2]

Nicholas Brownlee Yeah, I’m pretty sure it was “mates”. Either way, it’s an unoriginal sounding tagline to go with an unoriginal sounding movie title.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Starring Really-Not-Natasha-Henstridge.

[@reubenc0039]

my ex

[@maxtracker2904]

“Some of those stars people kiss, poop has been on.” Some top notch, Tim Higgins level, film analysis right there 😍

[@zbat11220]

"Shaq-sized super-vampires" is a new collection of words.

[@josiahbahuaud2294]

Gotta have some of that Juicy Vampire Shaq meat. 🤣

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

My new nickname for Resident Evil 8s Lady Dimitrescu.

[@Ghost-rb5tg]

"There are no short fixes to THIS tall problem"

[@woodlefoof2]

I thought it was spelled shack and I was like “alright that’s pretty big but like I guess a shack is a small house?”

[@bigpalookaalt]

So, Blood Angels?

[@WakingWildflower]

I lost my husband this week. He introduced me to you guys and watching best of the worst was one of our most sacred times. I just want to say thank you for doing what you do. You've given us so many hours of fun and memories. I didn't laugh much watching this one but it had nothing to do with you guys. I just wish he was here to laugh with me.

[@Junuman1]

I'm sorry for your loss, I hope the memories you all have created will always bring you comfort. Hes enjoying a tum festival in the sky. I bet he will still be able to hear rich's laugh up there.

[@zerocool5395]

I'm sure he's looking up at you and smiling.

[@hollistinian2]

Best wishes to you during this difficult time. :( I hope you can find some comfort in the memories and good times you had together and the support of those around you.

[@youreawizardkari7691]

Sending all my love to you! ❤️

[@spooky_lizbean1050]

I hope you find some peace and I hope you are given time to properly process. That sounds extremely rough. Best wishes.

[@rossi10101]

Lady Terminator (1989) - "She mates... then she terminates." Robowoman (2019) - "She dates... then she terminates!" It's like poetry, they rhyme.

[@UltraDeadhead1]

so Robowoman doesn't put out. That's what you were getting at ......right?

[@pdlagasse]

Robo Movie Critic (2020) - “She rates … then she terminates!”

[@Subbedhunter]

@@UltraDeadhead1 he was referencing a Mr. Plinkett moment which shared a quote from George Lucas. The joke is that the movie catchphrases are the same but the makers are trying to pass off this repetition as “poetry”. It’s not a culture war commentary. I hate that I explained this.

[@jamesharrison3637]

Terrence Howard actually left his role as War Machine in the Marvel movies over Kevin Feige’s plan to have Robert Downey Jr run over his head with an ATV in Iron Man 2

[@Turtlecutepoop]

Underrated comment

[@Jordan-zk2wd]

I thought he left because they refused to acknowledge the science of Terryology

[@christopherlowery3797]

@@Jordan-zk2wd Scienterryology

[@joelsmith5938]

@@Jordan-zk2wd I thought he left 'cuz' he wanted more money than anyone else in the film franchise. He got paid more than Downey in the first one, if you can believe it.

[@petewillson205]

@@joelsmith5938 your forgetting Downey couldn't even make it through a season of Ally McBeal without having to be put in jail for substance abuse, Terrance was the bigger movie star at that time Downey had stared in a big budget film in years leading into Iron Man. Then Tarrence forgot, the film was called Iron Man, not Iron man's best bud.

[@JH-no]

"Shaq-sized vampires" They're saving Ankle Biters for when Josh is on the show

[@dylansporrer1198]

Why were they not called "Shaqulas"?

[@Nattegoya]

@@IDSearcher But it’s Josh who’s the most annoyed by it

[@PurposelessRabbitholes]

Really wanna see the alternate cut of Endgame that ends with Iron Man running over Thanos’ head with an ATV

[@rhetiq9989]

Doctor Strange was pointing at a portal spawning above that summons a random ATV for Iron Man to run over Thanos

[@Ian.420]

"You should have aimed for the head"

[@redcomet_622]

@@rhetiq9989 Or instead of Iron Man on the ATV its the same team that Duncan Jax was with

[@half-death8095]

And there is a fade in and a fade oit of that song

[@girthydoinks]

yf

[@AskewKevin]

At 9:42 when Jay says “look how wrinkly it is.” I expected Mike to say something like “and the robot arm too!”

[@JohnnyZenith]

I was disappointed nobody used the no eye deer/no idea joke. Considering they talked about her eyes being removed and deer hair. I'd have worked it in.

[@CaptainPancakes]

I'm envious of the 90s kid who expected to watch Spongebob but ended up watching Ankle Biters instead. To hear Tim read all that only to find they had the wrong tape was upsetting.

[@superjoe12punch]

Quick! Someone send them a copy!

[@Endocrom]

@@superjoe12punch I'll have to find mine. Was going to send it in before that VHS collection video said they had it.

[@CaptainNuge]

I think that may have been the ol' bait and switch after seeing that it was 2.5 hours of vampire midgets.

[@Bacteriophagebs]

In my teens, I went on a minor spree of "mayhem" by going into video rental places and switching the tapes between 1997's horror comedy _Jack Frost_ and 1998's children's comedy _Jack Frost_ starring Michael Keaton. I thought it would traumatize some kids, but looking back, I suspect that the people who wanted to rent the 1997 movie were the most upset.

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

@@Bacteriophagebs You only turned them into fans of Cult Classic films when they eventually grew up

[@BioYuGi]

Everytime I watch this episode I crack up at "This is our least intelligent Duncan Jax teamed up with our most intelligent baboon."

[@cbaum64]

Are we not going to acknowledge that Robowoman’s trainer looks EXACTLY like a 6’2” Rich Evans???

[@carolcauston6963]

I said exactly the same,I guess no one else See's it,he's the spitting image.

[@ghost_fatcat]

bro i ttthought it was a deep fake

[@ExecutiveOdin]

Same. Was like "that's a tall Rich Evans!"

[@Goose.Films.]

It's criminal that they didn't notice

[@davillainwiththedabpen]

its like a deepfake

[@LindsayWashburn]

I’m still not completely convinced that Tim isn’t a homeless guy they found sleeping behind the studio and just decided to put him on the show.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

Look, just because that's their usual recruitment policy...

[@gabrielpacheco3459]

@@andrewgwilliam4831 that's how they found rich Evans decades ago

[@jinglebearr]

I’m starting to like homeless Tim. When he talked about every ninja being trained to steal a specific ore I about lost it.

[@Iamafishproductions]

It's spelled "Macaulay," not "Tim." Honest mistake.

[@BlindDweller]

“Jaaay...the homeless people are multiplying again...”

[@Adamantscaledragon]

Thanos: "You should have gone for the head" *Gets his head run over by an ATV*

[@samuelperezgarcia]

I thought they would reference that, it was perfectly set up.

[@swineflu6523]

"Vertically Challenged Coffin Creepers", the sequel to the horror hit "Lust-Crazed Muckmen", in theaters now!

[@Seantendo]

From the creators of "Whimsical Rape Riot!"

[@matthewbowen5841]

See what the nontroversy is all about!!

[@davidthorson2036]

Oh. I thought it was a spin-off of "Cancer Infested Rats".

[@Goose.Films.]

Can't wait for the big 100! Maybe we'll finally get that Nukie special!

[@cyclopsparker9536]

They still need a few more copies before they can do that one

[@PenguinDT]

@@cyclopsparker9536 True, they only seem to have around 90 of them. Ten more to go!

[@dr.juerdotitsgo5119]

Hell yes. Maybe after that someone will finally release Nukie on BluRay. I can't find that fucking movie anywhere.

[@SebastianMikulec]

Maybe they just don't have a copy?

[@thelegalsystem]

Only if they watch Nukie, at minimum, three times in a row.

[@dantealighieri5077]

"im fully prepared to talk about this in detail after not having seen it" is the perfect description of the internet

[@SodaPolycarbonate]

The boom mic montage was the point I could *tell* this was a Jay edit.

[@ericv00]

The thriller movie score / evil+intrigue music was appropriate for such sinister acts.

[@koroconnell]

You could see his itty bitty hands all over it?

[@Volition1001]

Anytime an obscure movie he references is accompanied with footage you know it’s a Jay edit

[@SodaPolycarbonate]

@@Thomaas551 there would be a 5 minute "explanation for zoomers" on what a boom mic is

[@Steffen744]

1 hour and 22 minutes. My life has a meaning for a while.

[@JaydevRaol]

Yeah

[@mrSlippinidiot]

Until it goes away and the depression starts back over again. Welp time to put a hole between my eyes

[@BrentButler]

Too real

[@catharticcathexis4527]

“They can make an entire movie out of this robot arm.”- Jay Isn’t that future force with David carradine?

[@TheZigzagman]

See also: Laserblast

[@msplendor]

. . . FUTURE FORCE!!

[@thelegalsystem]

Carradine's alcoholism is featured more prominently than the robot hand, which shows up only a handful of times in the film.

[@gustavoperezramirez2717]

That's how they convinced him to do the film. -OK David, the film is about a robot arm... -I'M IN!!!!

[@lisah-p8474]

David Carradine in Future Force was 13 years younger than Robowoman was here. Just like.... let that sink in.

[@sharpsonmusic]

I like Tim. His "Youth Actor" energy balances out Mike, Jay and Rich's soulless, pessimistic, apathetic, psychotic, lathargic energy.

[@matthewoles1064]

Absolutely the best BOTW lineup.

[@FenderUsa]

@@matthewoles1064 the Canadians will never be topped

[@macsmith2013]

Pass me a beer?

[@ARMIV4]

The fun of Tim is watching to see how long it takes for their darkness to overwhelm him.

[@TheSH1N1GAM1]

@@FenderUsa The worst thing COVID did was take the Canadians away from us.

[@gorgogrottan]

The cozy feeling you get when Jay is laughing his ass off at old people getting thrown into a pool filled with piranhas.

[@alexsilva28]

He must've been the only one laughing his ass off during Midsomar

[@Heliosphan15]

I was busting up too

[@Actiondanny]

And/or crocodiles!

[@moisheshucklegruber2982]

he DID ask to see what's in the pool

[@MananaMan]

44:52

[@-pancakes7205]

Mike - "I will never forgive you for this." two months later a Star Trek trivia gameshow comes out against Mike and Jay.

[@Riggs_The_Roadie]

I can't believe Duncan Jax brought the Fulton Recovery System to the masses before Big Boss.

[@mixmastermind]

The Green Berets with John Wayne does a Fulton. Also don't watch The Green Berets it sucks

[@SharkNinjaBlueStar]

*"Boss, you're taking him, too?"*

[@JackContraband]

"Boss, you killed a child...! Amazing! Mission complete!"

[@undergrounddojokeyboardcag701]

There has to be a third movie right? The Duncan Jax trilogy is... that's some serious shit. It might even compete with the Star Wars Original Trilogy.

[@gabbyprincip1575]

Kojima watches a lot of movies so maybe thats where he got the inspiration

[@ALDO_GOODENS]

Is anyone else like, kind of terrified for what they’ll do to celebrate 100 BOTW? What heinous and insidious things will Mike put them through?

[@jackrowlands1930]

Maybe we’ll finally get the fucking Nukie video

[@jakefairley6993]

Knowing redletter, it'll just be a normal episode, they're kings of subverting expectations after all

[@docholliday1112]

It'll be borderline experimental

[@sebastianmitderaxt203]

@@jackrowlands1930 They watch all their Nukie Tapes!

[@corbettmyers]

Deathstalker 3 probably

[@DaFieFie]

Wow! I can't believe they managed to recreate the iconic hospital set from Robowoman!

[@samuelperezgarcia]

It actually looked better. xD

[@jroggs85]

They completely screwed it up! Why are we looking at the FRONT of people's heads?

[@SuperDerp5]

That really must have costed a fortune.

[@goots4616]

"Some of those stars that people kiss, poop has been on." - Tim Higgins, 2021

[@JordanManfrey]

the guy who directed Unmasking The Idol (Worth Keeter) directed the american footage for pretty much every power rangers thing from 1994-2002

[@leetorry]

Dang

[@rebornkusabi7264]

I came here to post exactly this comment, thankfully I checked to see if it was mentioned already lol Yeah, Worth Keeter directed mutliple Power Rangers episodes, across multiple seasons, and after both of his films've been on BotW, that career trajectory makes total sense...

[@jwatches5589]

God that makes so much sense.

[@redsox0127]

"La wars with Jaquinn" absolutely killed me, it's so perfect

[@Bonejangles22]

As a “vertically-challenged” person, I find it very hard to believe the “ankle-biters” would want to create more tall people.

[@27182818284590452354]

It's high fantasy, you won't get it.

[@DIEGhostfish]

Fucking Biggers.

[@ericv00]

@@27182818284590452354 This joke is too clever for youtube.

[@full-timepog6844]

@@DIEGhostfish xD

[@tydelwave]

All I wanted was for them to watch that movie. Damn it! lmao

[@CJJC]

I can’t guarantee that’s the copy I sent, but I definitely sent in a DVD of Robowoman. You’re welcome/my apologies depending on how this goes.

[@sneakyking]

It looks amazing. With bonus features and 70 mins.

[@CJJC]

I’ve now seen the episode in full so I can finally decide which of the above responses is the appropriate one: You’re welcome.

[@rockchalk4815]

What have you done

[@DeflatingAtheism]

It looks like you sent it in the DVD case of another, much better movie also called Robowoman.

[@CJJC]

@@DeflatingAtheism Good old misleading cover design.

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

“She dates then she terminates.” So she, predates?

[@TheEducator89]

This comment deserves to be top. Excellent work, sir.

[@carlf.2776]

It's also only one letter off from the tagline for Lady Terminator.

[@Bacteriophagebs]

@@carlf.2776 The alternate ending for this episode is that Rich's serum works and the _Robowoman_ DVD becomes a copy of _Lady Terminator._

[@DinosaurFan88]

@@Bacteriophagebs Are you sure it won't become Robo-Chic?

[@pdlagasse]

Tagline for the sequel, Robosalesclerk: “She dates, then she rebates”

[@GELTONZ]

I am legitimately glad we managed to SOMEHOW find out whose face got ran over and found an interview with them to confirm they were alright. I mean, the lack of blood had me thinking he was okay, but it's good to confirm.

[@KINGBublepop]

It's so hard to watch!!! Like I have no idea what kind of injury he got.

[@g.sergiusfidenas6650]

I think that they kept the scene in the movie was a good hint that the stuntman was ok-ish (as in not dead and not maimed) after that accident, similar to the actual accident due a failed stunt they kept in Mad Max 2.

[@futonrevolution7671]

His friends smuggled him out of the hospital the next morning to do an audition. That's what he was referring to with being on "all the drugs".

[@alexsilva28]

@@futonrevolution7671 Well in a way maybe that's what saved him

[@futonrevolution7671]

@@alexsilva28 It's like grandma always said. "Always wear clean underwear, and be on all the drugs. You never know, when you're going to have an ATV rev across your face."

[@aheroforfun6401]

I was scared this was gonna be an April Fool's joke and it would just be 80 minutes of Rich Evans doing the "Turtle Dreams" dance lol.

[@ARMIV4]

I mean, I wouldn't complain...

[@EightPaleHorses]

It's not too late for that to happen

[@thattaht]

Scared? You mean excited.

[@wolfrain319]

I'd be willing to sit through that in its entirety

[@eric201]

The sheer honesty when Rich says "I can't do this" is amazing. You can just feel his soul crying while watching this Robowoman.

[@joelsmith5938]

Listen to their Samurai Cop commentary for another.

[@luckyspurs]

I'm genuinely so happy about the stunt guy. He sounded so chill.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Kinda sounded like Andy Brennan from Twin Peaks.

[@sweatygarbage6969]

Seriously, the first time I watched it I was so sure he had to be dead or mutilated

[@sledzeppelin]

"...so this guy ran over my face on an ATV. Helluva thing. Anyway, the next morning..."

[@SebastianMikulec]

Getting a new BotW is like finding a present under the tree on Christmas morning.

[@SpecialJess2]

More like finding a Christmas present on the side of the couch 3 months late

[@leont7567]

A present full of AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIDDDSSSSSS

[@SebastianMikulec]

@@leont7567 OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWD

[@Nocturne_Duskclaw]

Robowoman was an interesting choice for Janice the Muppet's first starring vehicle.

[@dylanjstafford]

I love how out of left field Tim’s jokes are

[@JohnnyZenith]

Me too.

[@santiagoo.6172]

Like the moist cake one lol

[@Hemostat]

I think he gets a couple pre drinks slammed down before filming

[@dylanjstafford]

@@santiagoo.6172 That was the one that clinched it for me. Laughed pretty hard

[@BBoyRiffRaff]

The Mayor of the Moon is a weird guy.

[@RepKyle95]

All I could think of when I saw that footage of Robo-woman was the Plinkett quote, "Oh my GAAAHHHHD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAACE!!!?"

[@TransRoofKorean]

I swear, I've eaten dinner while watching stuff like Whang's video on the infamous My Little Pony Coom Jar but when it got to that woman, every time she came on the screen I had to stop eating, I just couldn't stomach it

[@iamtrappedonanisland998]

I love Tim. Makes me happy when he pops in.

[@Ickshter2112]

Noooooo!! I left my earpods at home today. No way I can listen @ work without them. Coworkers might think Rich's Laugh is a tornado warning.

[@timd3469]

Thank God that stunt from Order of the Black Eagle got more screen time! That stunt man deserves for it to be shown 20 times.

[@MCXL1140]

In a row!

[@timd3469]

@@MCXL1140 AND... one more time!

[@charlottecorday8494]

That was only 19

[@BasilOnatopp]

Amusingly, Jaquinn is totally right when he's arguing about the 12 year old girl. Hearing someone scream would give a police officer probable cause to intervene. He wouldn't need a warrant to stop a crime in progress. That said, killing the perpetrator with his bare hands, depending on the exact circumstances, could be problematic.

[@swagromancer]

Yeah, that could have serious repercussions. Unless the perp was black, then he would face maybe two weeks of paid leave.

[@charlottecorday8494]

@@swagromancer +25 to your Virtue Score!

[@swagromancer]

@@charlottecorday8494 Yay! One step closer to becoming employee of the month of my local Antifa Inc. franchise!

[@charlottecorday8494]

@@swagromancer we all believe in you!

[@caramel7149]

If you have bear hands, i think the only path is horror.

[@Spirit0f]

Now wait just one goddamn minute! You can't tease Ankle Biters and then NOT watch Ankle Biters. I feel shorted.

[@GG-qx5uc]

Don't get short with them!

[@futonrevolution7671]

Out of those three movies, Robowoman is the one that shows up, as a "Buy or Rent" in the youtube sidebar. How embarrassing.

[@Schabziger]

I was just laughing at the jokes, glanced at a few comments down here, saw yours, then looked at the ad in question. This was released in 2019. The quality looks like a vintage first-gen Sony Handycam that's been dunked in vaseline. I know of potato smartphones released circa 2016 to 2017 that transcend space and time comparatively in terms of resolution and quality. I have far more questions than answers now.

[@futonrevolution7671]

@@Schabziger This director is also responsible for two of the Camp Blood movies. "Good Bad or Bad Bad" (three guesses as to which hack frauds inspired their show) looked at Camp Blood 8, last week, but its director wasn't filming with a rotary phone. The movie's got a very... Shark Exorcist vibe to it, but with even less ideas.

[@gzz8551]

When you said “How embarrassing”....I read it in Yoda’s voice. I’m not proud of it.

[@futonrevolution7671]

@@gzz8551 That's a pretty mild thing to be ashamed of, when the context is Robowoman having the gall to do a content id match.

[@zetetick395]

The entire *Robo-Woman* debate.... And they didn't even mention *Robo-Chic* ONCE!!! .....This, sirs, is an unforgivable shit-flick omission! > :/ Hmmf........I believe I may be starting a petition about this spec-tac-ular B.O.T.W. FUBAR! ....Only THEN......maybe........MAYBE.......our small, singularly ineffectual voices will raise up at last, and TOGETHER be heard, now that there's *there's 7 OF US!!* 👊_😼 (......And then, just maybe, we can finally rest easy at night! Safe in the knowledge that ON THIS DAY "We dud Gud")

[@awonoto]

We need Robowoman vs Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox.

[@rosebudbaxter4671]

YES. PERFECT.

[@thundercockjackson]

wow i should see if robowoman has a twitter so i can get blocked by both

[@dubuyajay9964]

Vs Lady Terminator?

[@Leonson1]

It's always nice when Jay's dad can join them for an episode!

[@luckyspurs]

Would explain Jay becoming a John Waters fan as a coping mechanism.

[@sednoid]

Especially after what happened to his brother (Jay's uncle Andy). Good to see him getting past that tragedy.

[@NunYurbis]

@@luckyspurs Funnily enough, I always get reminded about that one dude in Pink Flamingos every time they have Tim on.

[@buragu4969]

1:01:50 The fact that famous Hollywood star actor Rich Evans isn't even recognized by his co-hosts while performing this exciting martial arts choreography truly speaks volumes of his mastery.

[@mrredherring2900]

1:02:01 too.

[@NeflewitzInc]

@Happiness Machine came here to post this

[@aldo_mores]

@Happiness Machine Same, I'm surprised it's not being talked about.

[@itsd0nk]

Lmao. It looks like Rich from the Gym Mirror Mirror universe.

[@VictorMetske]

I wasn't really paying attention at that point and I seriously thought for a second that they edited Rich into the footage!

[@JennyRomanchuk]

That Robowoman coverart though. It's either they used all their budget to hire an artist to make that for them-- or they just up and stole it. I would love to have that art on my wall. Also thank you for that interview of the stuntman! :D

[@jeffjokerdude1]

@@fattiger6957 I would imagine they found a young artist online who heavily undervalued their own work and did a commission for way less than they deserved.

[@1r0zz]

Stole it from dA while searching for their very specific fetish is also an option.

[@glitchbobzors]

Why does the stuntman sound exactly like Daddy Derek

[@SimonBuchanNz]

I was going to say, it looks exactly like a mid range Netflix original movie cover.

[@hieronymusboss7705]

Who are you? Who sent you?

[@shitbuttpoopfuck8664]

I love that their fake tarp operating room is better than the one in the actual movie.

[@allluckyseven]

I mean, obviously it was Rich who built it...

[@franzhopper7631]

@@allluckyseven No joke he's actually really amazing at putting props and sets together. It's really impressive though it makes sense when you remember he's been doing this kind of stuff with Mike since they were teens.

[@TheSuckoShow]

It's like they tried their best but couldn't make their blue tarp O.R. scene as shitty looking as the one in the movie.

[@JohnnyZenith]

It isn't fake. It's a real blue tarp operating room.

[@Karl_vulture]

@@JohnnyZenith That’s what the sign on the studio actually reads. Red Letter Media Back Alley Abortions Inc.

[@doctorzingo]

"I don’t blink. Blinking makes your character seem weak. Try it yourself: say the same line twice, first blinking and then not blinking. I practiced not blinking to excess when I first made this discovery, went around not blinking all the time and probably disconcerted a lot of people. But by not blinking you will appear strong on screen." From Sir Michael Caine's book "Acting in Film".

[@RufusWainwrong]

isnt that what jenna ortega did in "wednesday" which probably wasn't even out when this comment was written.

[@rihardsrozans6920]

​@@RufusWainwrong Wasn't that Hannibal Lecters entire thing in The Silence Of The Lambs?

[@pMiguelSc]

"we're gonna put you in the mercury division, with those crazy bastards" xD Rich doesn't get enough praise for his jokes xD

[@jravee5994]

"It feels like I'm watching 9/11 footage." Rich Evan's raving review for hollywood blockbuster Robowoman

[@jbard9892]

I hope that put that on the cover for the rerelease. Rich Evans pick for Best of the Worst!

[@DeflatingAtheism]

"That's not... that's not what you should do." - Rich Evans

[@Heliosphan15]

That’s my favorite Rich quote next to “Rem Lezar will never come again”

[@manaaddicted]

I hear that the LA Wars started when Fuckbutt Point became too heavily trafficked

[@christopherobrien8105]

Everyone moved to the Man Hole.

[@SaladofStones]

Isn't it Buckfutt point?

[@marmalar]

Okay, so my searching has pulled up zilcho. But, is that stripper in L.A. Wars pornstar Holly Body?!

[@daenub2000]

The crashing sound when they knock over LA Wars had me in stitches lol. Little shit like that is why I love this channel.

[@chubbs2067]

Let’s all be thankful that they can still afford the contract of Celebrity Rich Evans, even after 99 episodes.

[@Zeppelinlv2007]

cue slide whistle sound-bite.

[@JumboFatCake]

There's a reason he gets the "and" credits. At least they showed how far out of the way they go to keep him on retainer, even if that bunny ears intern almost fucked it up

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

Mr Evans does it for the positive PR, being seen in the company of the common people. It distracts attention from the court case and the shocking allegations.

[@alanjamesh.zamorano1677]

@@andrewgwilliam4831 so he's like Macaulay Culkin?

[@thenostalgiafactor5023]

These are the types of videos we need in our lives today.

[@WhitneyHaverstock]

We needed Coffin Creepers. NEEDED. NEED. STILL NEED. .. but yes. You're otherwise correct.

[@jhcoverdrive9287]

29:05 “You gonna hang me in my Backyard noose?!?” Was just too f*ckin funny...

[@leminjapan]

So glad Tim is still alive after the Christmas special.

[@SaltySparrow]

My car's engine just dumped oil and I spent the last hour scrubbing it off my pavement. This is an absolute savior of my day.

[@LN997-i8x]

Muriatic acid is great for removing oil stains from pavement.

[@beelez-xi1fi]

I'm ready for my "far up". By far the best joke of the episode 😂

[@clampmotosua1789]

I am genuinely disappointed that ankle biters wasn't available.

[@glassberg5018]

My mom rented Ankle Biters from Blockbuster about 20 years ago and we still talk about how weird that movie was.

[@some_condiment]

you MUST tell us about the movie, for the good of all Mankind.

[@glassberg5018]

@@some_condiment it bad

[@archlich4489]

@@glassberg5018 How bad? Like, "The Dark Backward" bad?

[@glassberg5018]

@@archlich4489 all I really remember is that it looked like it was shot on handheld camcorders

[@bvanbove]

I read up on the actress of Robowoman, and holy shit are there a couple really interesting interviews with her. I'm 100% sure she live sin some weird delusional world and pays people to make it sound like she has worked with some of the greatest talents of all time.

[@AxioProductions]

She’s been in over a 100 films, a lot of them are just credited/uncredited roles as an extra

[@SteveSmith-rt7wx]

I mean, as an extra in Blade Runner, technically she has worked with Harrison Ford

[@graemesmith6721]

Hence Mike deliberately misquoting Sunset Boulevard, a movie about an aging former movie star who lives in a world of deluded fantasy.

[@chillhour6155]

Externally you can see she has mental problems

[@DeaconPain]

Let's be honest she looks like she's a porn actress

[@ct4005]

"...2 and a half hours." "Nooo..." The emotional response was so pure.

[@wolfrain319]

You know it's gonna be a good time when Mike's already dancing in the first minute of the video

[@Csp499]

"Somebody out there knows who [Vince Murdocco] is." Len Kabasinski. Len Kabasinski knows who that is.

[@en.mp3673]

the part of the video where these 4 guys just run through hypothetical situations in which there is an Unmasking the Idol cinematic universe, ran by Kevin Feige in the late '90s, only to have the whole UTICU canceled due to running over a stuntman's head with an ATV... that was the best part.

[@tonyfondacaro1980]

It’s really nice of Mike, Rich, and Jay to let that homeless guy watch movies with them.

[@fireemblemaddict128]

Wait who is he? I like him a lot haha

[@TheInsideVideo]

Dollar store My Name is Earl.

[@boldcheddar4466]

Dude is FUUUUCKED UUUUUP!

[@stylincarrie1]

Nah, he's the guy running the Tilt-A-Whirl at the carnival. He is hilarious, though.

[@thr3dawg]

They need to bring Tim in more. He's quick with a good joke, he's polite and deferential besides, and he's so animated about it all. I mean, it's probably because he's the newest member and therefore hasn't had years of this insanity weighing down upon his soul. Use him while he's still fresh and not blighted by time and the pervy claws of balding ghouls the likes of Peter James Iengo and John de Hart.

[@6661313]

make it less obvious next time Tim

[@joelsmith5938]

Hasn't had years of insanity weighing down his soul? I challenge you to rewatch the Plinkett Ego Celebration Festival V.

[@amelzon1]

He’s also a stand up comedian, has appeared in various sketches, etc. Pretty sure he crapped his pants whilst winning a gold medal.

[@GoodAvatar-ut5pq]

I'm going to give you a thumbs up because of the term "balding ghouls"

[@Virjunior01]

@@amelzon1 oh holy shit, drunk history, right?

[@ritikamistry79]

I'm so embarrassed that I saw Unmasking the Idol and my first thought was "is that Duncan Jax" I have been ruined

[@gringofett3944]

Duncan Jax sounds like a place to get a fantastic Hamburger Donut.

[@DirtaDawg420]

52:07 Wow, I'm actually kind of relieved to finally know that stuntman lived.

[@somethingsomething8511]

Tim has to be my favorite 4th, he is just so charming.

[@polsdofer]

He's 1st in mustache rides

[@marcespinoza6068]

Tim is the best 4th by far

[@jimmneedle]

The trainer in Robowoman looks exactly what a more in shape Rich Evans would look like - it is insane.

[@TechMetalRules]

Haha, you're so right!

[@Yawg]

No one's talking about how Robowoman's Juu-Jitsu master is just a tall buff mirror-universe Rich Evans that's been responsible for writing all these terrible movies these guys have been forced to watch.

[@ArcMedicalResearch]

I'm genuinely shocked no one brought it up

[@carpedei_]

exactly

[@pdlagasse]

He was out of focus so much, maybe they couldn’t tell.

[@DreamwalkerFilms]

That Basement Jax reference was incredibly relevant. I suspect Mike's true knowledge of pop culture is infinitely more complex than we are led to believe through the "helpless elderly" act.

[@thundercockjackson]

like a Norm typa deal. i wouldn't be too shocked

[@MiketheMadness]

The alcoholic rambling in this episode was top tier.

[@blueplanet9917]

When Mike's just full on drunk from the outset. xD

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's me, the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! My v*deos are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to D*SLIKE my EXTREMELY FUNNY v*deos! Do you think my v*deos are funny, dear böue

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet KZbinr. Thanks for being a fan, dear blue

[@AxxLAfriku]

hi

[@lukec1471]

@@AxxLAfriku what

[@blueplanet9917]

@@lukec1471 Must be a full moon or sumthin. :/

[@tonypio9815]

51:13 I was half expecting this to play 20 times back to back

[@Nyst2]

I like how they were all polite enough to not even mention the failed plastic surgery.

[@leeshang6419]

Was half expecting a joke about how she qualifies for robowoman even without the horrid costume.

[@xsteveconwayx]

She’s playing the Phantom in the remake of the Lon Chaney version of Phantom of the Opera.

[@Seantendo]

Nothing needed to be said. Everyone was thinking it.

[@LylatSASH]

We can all see the tragedy and horror just fine. Pointing it out would detract from the experience. You could say it was very ''lynchian'' of them.

[@flynnjaman]

@@CleverGirlAAH low hanging fruit is what the ankle biters suck on....

[@mortified0]

Honestly, there is no way Ankle Biters would have lived up to how amazing that box description was. If they actually watched it, it would have ruined the mystique.

[@solanceDarkMOW]

So pretty much what all the comments say Rollergator is like?

[@TemmiePlays]

Tree stand safety. That's all I have to say about this subject

[@Actiondanny]

After they went through the effort of opening the box and watching the footage though, I'm a little disappointed we didn't get their thoughts on early Spongebob Squarepants.

[@smokedsalts4441]

I'm glad they filmed a classic destruction skit. I'm sure they're annoying to make but I always love them

[@steveharvey2102]

As a movie collector I get upset when they ruin some rare movies, but Robo Woman needed to be destroyed more! Much more!

[@TheRedRedKroovy]

Tim is a gem. More Tim, please.

[@shanewalton3769]

This

[@bondfool]

Some of those stars that people kiss, poop has been on!

[@MegaZeta]

I never know if he's going to be worth it until he drops something like grading ninjas per ore retrieved and the rest of the gang has no choice but to follow

[@smirky101]

Nah. Tim is weak.

[@TheRedRedKroovy]

@@pepesilvia3827 Josh is fine when you need someone to talk about weird stuff with Jay. Tim's just funny and brings a good dynamic to the rest of the table.