Best of the Worst: Kill Squad, Ryan's Babe, and Demonwarp

[@shawnspurko3052]

We at Videonomicon put Ryan's Babe out on DVD and VHS (limited). We literally rescued this film from a dumpster, bought the licensing rights, and started a distribution company, just so the world could see this movie. Also the guy that played Star-Burns on Community wrote our official company theme song.

[@RPGDesignatedPaladin]

Super cool!

[@movimentodoscacos]

Thank you for your service

[@SenisterDenister]

Don't forget he also made Moral Orel and Frankenhole. Dude has talent.

[@4thedoops]

@@SenisterDenister also wrote for Mr Show with Bob odenkirk and David Cross

[@PhatPhrank]

Dino also created Moral Oral. Don’t sell him short.

[@levdeb]

I am seriously honored that my film Ryans Babe won!! :) Was my first lead in a feature ever (no, really? lol) It's finally getting the recognition it deserves!! Thanks guys!

[@thesnorg1442]

this comment really went under the radar edit: not the case anymore

[@EnvyMachinery]

My mind is collapsing in on itself!

[@graycecrooker2669]

No friggen way!

[@brettfawcett9391]

can you please explain every single thing

[@NabGer]

Bill LeVasseur you need to visit Wisconsin and do a Ryan’s babe special with these guys

[@SammEater]

Kill Squad's plot structure sounds like what an old arcade beat 'em up game would look like if it was translated to a movie script. Each scene sounds like a level and the guy he recruits is an unlockable character.

[@Flindo911]

so does that mean when a character dies its just the player losing their lives?

[@retron99]

Confront Run Kick Snipe Confront Run Kick Snipe Confront Run Kick Snipe

[@AhmedGhazwan]

*Kill Squad,* confirmed for best video game based movie ever!!! o_0

[@radicalpokemaniacs]

@@AhmedGhazwan I think that belongs to Hardcore Henry.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

...It's funny because a lot of Japanese programmers and designers tend to use American cinema as influences for their work.

[@HuwDouglasEvans]

As the guy who did the illustration and design for the Videonomicon release of "Ryan's Babe" (DVD and VHS cases, posters, etc.), I want to thank you guys for appreciating how utterly insane the movie is. I think it may be even further "out there" than "The Room" in many ways. I'm also proud to say I came up with the tagline, "The Road Movie that Doesn't Know where It's Going" ... and I think I'd stick by that description! Thanks again and keep up the good work.

[@tomatomelvin]

you're an mvp

[@frankmerker630]

yeah i felt that when they first mentioned the pull-quote I thought it sounded fully aware of how terrible this movie was

[@RequestAssassin]

Ryan's babe is 100% shot in my city. SASKATOON, SASKATCHEWAN! A lot of those scenes are definitely at the University there and I'm fairly certain that the "Grand canyon" is definitely him sitting on one of the little walls around the University with a green screen.

[@HuwDouglasEvans]

@@RequestAssassin Yes, I live in Saskatoon as well and much of Ryan's Babe was definitely shot in and around the city, although some segments were shot somewhere else, possibly in the USA. Many of the actors still live in the Saskatoon area.

[@RequestAssassin]

It always makes me so happy seeing Saskatoon on film. There's another great b-movie called Crisis shot here. It's a stand in for New York but at the end when emergency vehicles show up they all say Saskatoon on the side haha. Might be a city but the film's shot here have that small town everyone-chipping-in vibe going that I love.

[@levdeb]

Ah, the little details. The reporter at 23:39 is a crew member, who at the same time also happens to be IN the diner behind us at 23:44 (after shaving the goatee)... what a crazy film to be a part of...

[@HorizzonCS]

It warms my heart seeing you reply to this video a while after the fact I'm really glad to own Ryan's babe on dvd Thank you for being a part of it

[@heetsees]

I dont buy any of this.

[@psykomancer4420]

@@heetsees If you click on the channel, you'll see it's clearly him. Or it could be someone who has a weird obsession with the star of Ryan's Babe and collected a ton of footage of him. Whichever you find more believable.

[@KevinCarlson2]

@@psykomancer4420What if it’s Ryan’s Babe?

[@psykomancer4420]

@@KevinCarlson2 Holy shit, you've cracked it wide open.

[@joelclifton6312]

One of my new favorite lines: "I've been looking everywhere for you. I knew you'd be here." A writer wrote it, an actress during ADR said the lines, and an editor put it into the movie, and no one gave it any thought.

[@toweypat]

Joel Clifton yeah really!

[@lupuslogos2018]

Priceless; right up there with "A writer wrote it." LOL

[@djackson4605]

I also appreciated that she said it as a run-on sentence. That makes it twice as bizarre and amusing for me.

[@gelraldoldo5152]

@@lupuslogos2018 "a writer wrote it" isn't in the movie tho?

[@yggdrasil2]

It does make sense, I think she is means that because she didn't find him at all the other places he must be at the final place she looks for...but it's phrased in the weirdest possible way and shouldn't even be said anyway! It's probably a direct translation of something that works in Hindi or something.

[@Mike-xh8fl]

"How am I supposed to explain something that has no noticeable structure?" is one of my favorite quotes of all time.

[@jrlaps521]

Fun Fact: Colin from Canada said on his podcast said that he found Ryan’s Babe around the time they released this episode and he was gonna tell Jay about it, and the morning he was going to, RLM released this episode

[@jrlaps521]

@@johnbacon4997 his podcast is called No Such Thing as a Bad Movie, it’s on Spotify and I think Apple Music, Ryan’s Babe is episode 54

[@AlexanderDivineEmcee]

It's like poetry, it rhymes

[@RPGDesignatedPaladin]

@@AlexanderDivineEmceeMy expectations were subverted.

[@zanpakutoman4225]

I re-watch this episode a ton, and people always say "Ryan's Babe" is one of the most confusing movies that has been on BotW. But, I'm still wondering "Who the hell was that bug guy, from Kill Squad? Why wouldn't he lie about 3,000 centipedes?"

[@RFC-3514]

Because you just don't lie about something like that, man.

[@Jordan-zk2wd]

Are you saying you can't "believe this with your own ears"?

[@sir0nion]

"Cut the crap, baba!"

[@madmanpecos]

it was the most confusing movie until Dangerous Men

[@Willothemask]

Having actually watched it, it is just up on youtube if you wanna look it up, the dude was running an investment scam pretending to sell exotic animals. Then he kicked some guys. Then he got recruited to the kill squad. Then he got shot.

[@vonditters856]

Ryan Babe is like if they made a movie only of the “Deleted Scenes”

[@hutch815]

"Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces" IS a movie only of deleted scenes, all done by David Lynch...and somehow is still far more comprehensible than Ryan's Babe lol

[@alexandercrews1194]

I still can't believe they left out Gibby from iCarly doing strip karate

[@Zcccide]

@@alexandercrews1194 excuse me what

[@alexandercrews1194]

@@Zcccide watch the movie and find out for yourself. They didn't even bring up half the shit that happens in this movie

[@heiselproductions_01]

Or if Paul Feig gave his actors even less of a script than usual

[@ragerodracir]

I'm glad that most recent episodes go over the 1h mark

[@thenightrider2121]

And almost half the episode was on Ryan's Babe. I do wish we'd have gotten Mike's reaction to that one, though.

[@AleHodjason]

kuroespino josh sets up many jokes though, he's very much needed

[@chrisbarnes3435]

Not the first time Mike's missed an episode where they uncover a classic. He missed the legendary Deadly Prey/Miami Connection episode too. I'm sure there's another one as well.

[@dowmein]

Craig Martin Ryan's babe is like a tackle box.

[@sunnysurfer101MA]

Chris Barnes Don't forget Dangerous Men.

[@jeramiahvanelgort3913]

"HEY, it's no bull! I wouldnt lie to you about 3000 centipedes." Has to be one of the best lines in movie history.

[@primetimemonkyhours743]

Jeramiah Van Elgort *The* best

[@CGoody564]

He's clearly lying about them being from Death Valley, though.

[@sprybug]

And delivered like some South Park character. XD

[@TheM00ndawg]

I imagine if Mike was getting beaten up, none of his coworkers would help.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

That's an unfair comment. I'm sure they'd help beat him up.

[@scourgeofsnackind]

on that note, Rich replaced Mike, and the show was better for it.

[@poiuytrewq11422]

Rich would go to help him and Mike would roast him for it.

[@thesaltmerchant4564]

They'd grab the mandadted workplace safety gun and shoot him

[@SsnakeBite]

Jay would just be standing there, sipping his beer and going "how embarrassing".

[@DomokiinGaming]

Ryan’s Babe is just the lyrics to Once in a Lifetime made into a movie

[@johannd.4856]

Well, how did i get here?

[@danieltobin4498]

(waking up in a seedy room with a creepy ugly old lady) “This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!!!”

[@ThePowerpenguin]

Honestly underrated comment

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

YOU MIGHT FIIIND *YOURSELF-*

[@NateCooper111]

@@Phoenix0F8 *into the green again

[@adambruening7892]

"Why are you so polite and indifferent?" is just an absolutely baffling line

[@CylindricalWhistle]

It's really clear that the person who wrote that is not a native English speaker. It literally sounds like an awkward translation from another language

[@BioYuGi]

@@CylindricalWhistle It's like asking "Why are you so organized and clean?" in a dismissive tone.

[@htpkey]

The words "polite" and "indifferent" go together like pizza and pineapple.

[@acidset]

I think they meant "Why do you lead me on then act so dismissive and uncaring?" But as with anything about this movie, it's in the air

[@tennozeorymer]

Poor Kill Squad seems like quite a gem, but it was completely outshined. I will carry a torch for you, Kill Squad. I willingly conform to your universe-warping Pattern.

[@joelsmith5938]

Don't worry, it's in RLM's emerging Cameron Mitchell Cinematic Universe.

[@RPGDesignatedPaladin]

@@joelsmith5938 The CMCU?🤣

[@jackheslop939]

That Ryan’s Babe DVD is like if Silence of the Lambs was marketed as a romantic comedy. “For a woman trying to make it in a man’s world, he was the only man who really understood her...”

[@neal2399]

Jack Heslop you could totally re-edit the film to fit that, even while keeping all the mutilation and Buffalo Bill scenes

[@deathsheadknight2137]

@@neal2399 Buffalo Bill scenes could belong in a 90s gross-out comedy if you replaced the Q Lazzarus soundtrack

[@neal2399]

DeathsHead Knight add some slide whistles, a few *boink* noises, some Benny Hill, and you’ve got a solid slapstick

[@shawnspurko3052]

Since the film never had an original physical release we had to do something up for the DVD and VHS releases. We felt this cover and tagline made it clear that the tone of the movie was kind of all over the place. 😃

[@Tetragrammaton22]

@@shawnspurko3052 Might there be a Blu-ray release in the future?

[@JamieLeece]

I was lucky enough to see Ryan's Babe theatrically. With the director in attendance. It was pretty amazing. He seemed to not realize how insane his movie was. I think he actually thought he was making something good.

[@enkidude]

Say more things about this experience

[@Madbandit77]

@@Shenaldrac It's hubris, man.

[@Madbandit77]

@@Shenaldrac Yeah. That too...:)

[@neal2399]

Shenaldrac I didn’t know this about Dahmer’s parents, they’re seriously like that?

[@SaladofStones]

no, the most his mother said was that she still loves her child and can't commit to saying that he should be put to death but that he was a horrific person.

[@levdeb]

Just got word the director of our film Ryan's Babe passed away. Ray Ramayya will be missed.

[@shawnspurko3052]

R.I.P. Ray.

[@MrFateorfaith]

RIP

[@moscreefus]

PhD*

[@hases2772]

R.I.P

[@levdeb]

@R3act ?

[@SomeFeelTheRain572]

the self correcting universe idea is absolute gold. jack and rich are geniuses. one of the alltime best of the best of the worst moments

[@neal2399]

First time I watched this episode and saw Jack’s impression of “I’m just doin some work over hereeeOOHH I GOTTA HELP MY FRIEND” I was struggling to breathe from laughing so hard

[@TheIrishSpartacus]

Best of the worst at Its core is about family and honestly that's what makes it so great

[@freedfg6694]

TheIrishSpartacus it subverts expectations.

[@TheIrishSpartacus]

Veeeeeeeeeeery Cool!

[@mittelz5976]

You say that as a tired old reference, but seeing their raw emotions and the subject matter of some of the films, yeah it kinda is about family in a twisted garbage way.

[@gcohen89]

It's like poetry, it rhymes!

[@masonthewarriorful]

* powerful Not great

[@futonrevolution7671]

"Why are you so polite and indifferent?" Did she forget that she's living in Saskatchewan?

[@Gryffilion]

Funny thing is, the polite indifference thing is usually more what I associate with my friends in Toronto or Ottawa. The rural Saskatchewan people that I knew were hard-drinking crazy people who loved causing trouble and having fun.

[@lemeres2478]

@@Gryffilion Isn't the Toronto the place where most people are on affair based dating sites?

[@TheShadowofDormin]

I live over in Winnipeg and I dated a Russian chick who actually got mad that people were so polite and thought I was lying that I wanted to talk to people when there would be conversations with random people and are relationship self exploded on her end when she saw another guy for a day but lied about it and never told me and when I confronted her about it she was like "but we weren't boy friend or girl friend" and I was like "yeah, I don't care even if you guys fucked but I do care that you lied to me". She even was so crazy and was asking my friends if I liked her when we were at a bar and I spent the whole time with her in a room on a couch by are selves the whole night. She then continued to beg me to take her back which was a total mistake because I have a low bull shit tolerance and she good make a big deal about any thing even if it was just because she wanted to bitch and in her mind she was always right because she was a girl. First time I saw some one had a problem with people leaning towards niceness, respect, understanding and an open mind about every thing in my group of friends from feelings to sex.

[@Mrclish5000]

Lol everyone is one the surface at least polite and indifferent in Saskatchewan, unless you bring up the "Rough Riders". Go Riders go!

[@asfsdasd]

​@@TheShadowofDormin She sounds hot!

[@FilmInsanity]

I cant believe this is the last episode of Half of the Bag. You guys had a great run and was very bold to not have Mike returning for the last episode. What masterpiece of epic conclusion.

[@TheLethalIntrospectionCrew]

​@@coderexe30 AT-ST AT-ST'S!!

[@madcourier6217]

@@TheLethalIntrospectionCrew STAR DESTROYERS! I'M GONNA CUM!

[@VBV_OFFICIAL]

IT BROKE NEW GROUNDD

[@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme]

@@TheLethalIntrospectionCrew I APPLAUDED IT FOR BEING DIFFERENT!! IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!!

[@Nytephyre]

"Ryan's Babe" actually caused Rich's voice to ascend into the 5th dimension.

[@DirtyInSpace]

"THIS ALL HAPPENS IN THE SPACE OF A MINUTE"

[@TheTerryance]

HES FINE IFHEISISYSSSHHGGEEFFSSISSSDOESNTEVENGIVEASHIT

[@likenerdlikekids]

I had dinner last night with the guy who shot Ryan’s Babe. He said while filming he thought they were making satire until one day during the shoot he realized the Director was completely serious haha.

[@StevenRichter]

There and back again, a 'Ryan's Babe' tale by RLM

[@hilotakenaka]

Hey Steven, how do you feel that the first two replies to this thread are sponsoring scamware?

[@nowhereman6019]

I have watched this review more times than I've watched any of The Hobbit movies.

[@pauljohnson7548]

Someone needs to make a Cameron Mitchell documentary.

[@tyrranos9688]

Someone in Milwaukee?

[@pauljohnson7548]

It would do really well on the Tums festival circuit.

[@foreignpaul]

Paul Johnson Is that dude still alive?

[@pauljohnson7548]

According to Wikipedia, he died in 1994.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@pauljohnson7548 No one's ever really gone...

[@matthewking2011]

As someone currently living in Saskatchewan, I completely understand why Ryan was constantly so compelled to get away from there.

[@sadsam5737]

Thank you for the greatest laugh I have ever had in association with that movie.

[@reynam2576]

Do you live in Regina?

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Reyna M you know what Regina rhymes with? Fun

[@monsieurcondottiero2685]

@@namacalathuss Canada is already boring af, but Seskatchewan is even more boring than the rest of Canada

[@heavydfunk]

Saskatoon born, now in Moose Jaw... can confirm...

[@JustinSable]

I figured out the premise to Ryan's Babe: This man is constantly drugged, and attacked, by random people. So he drifts from town to town on a never-ending road trip in hopes to find a town where it doesn't happen. Finally, he's tracked down by his stalker, who Ryan realizes is the only one crazy and scary enough to drive away would-be attackers. He no longer has to drift from town to town and settles into an uneasy marriage with his stalker wife.

[@psykomancer4420]

Congratulationhs, you've turned turned it from Comedy Thriller to Comedy Horror Thriller.

[@AlexFallotnova47]

There really is no other reasonable explanation, so this is probably wrong unfortunately. Not to mention that he left because stalker girl’s dad wanted to kill him.

[@LakeEarth]

Gone Guy

[@RobTunes]

Rich losing his mind while yelling at Josh about the lack of structure in Ryan's Babe was glorious.

[@caffeineadvocate]

I honestly don't know how you guys do it.. Every new episode of BOTW becomes my new favorite episode of BOTW.

[@mynameislegion_xyz]

Rians babe is like a Kafka novel. It unfolds with the logic of a dream.

[@xtro5557]

My Name Is Legion why did you decide to spell Ryan like that? Form of civil protest maybe?

[@joevibin3816]

And the more you try to understand it, the more confused you’ll be.

[@benprewitt4600]

As a machinist, I can tell you...it's really unsafe to have ties on near Bridgeports (the machines they were operating). But more realistically: none of us would ever expend the kind of energy needed to perform awful roundhouse kicks during the workday. If the boss found out we could do that kind of shit I can't even IMAGINE what other stuff they'd make us do.

[@MoocowLuau]

your secret is safe with us, buddy...at least until your coworker ends up in a karate fight and the universe corrects itself and all of a sudden your feet are flying through the air and you just crushed a man's head like birthday cake...godspeed that never happens

[@MoocowLuau]

@@coolmanjack1995 in my workplace it's okay as long as the OHSA approved gun-training has been taken

[@Amangiechsin]

accidentally read that as masochist

[@janeeyre1990]

@@Amangiechsin , as a masochist, it's really unsafe to tie myself to a Bridgeport, but my Dom told me I had to wait what were we talking about

[@nathanmoore5435]

The guy in Killsquad who shoots off his own foot is the same guy who narrates the How to Seduce Women Through Hypnosis video!!

[@yggdrasil2]

I was gonna say, he sounded weirdly familiar.

[@mckinleyostvig7135]

I love this channel so much

[@psykomancer4420]

Holy hell, what a revelation.

[@Mirrors957]

Only on best of the worst could a connection like this happen

[@doktorfellatio438]

Ha! What are the odds? 😂

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

"I wouldn't lie to you about 3000 centipedes!" I almost want to believe that line was intentionally written to be that funny, on paper, it's the perfect comedic escalation to that exchange, even if the delivery could have been better.

[@Blarsen780]

Excuse me, but that delivery was absolutely perfect.

[@jomo999]

This episode was a gem, up there with Double Down, Shoji Tabuchi, Surviving Edged Weapons and Miami Connection.

[@GhostOfBilly]

Ryan's Babe is one of those movies that make BOTW history. This episode will become famous.

[@mrninprod]

My film teacher was heavily involved with the production of Ryans Babe. The director actually thought this movie was the next citizen cane. The entire crew knew this movie was a complete train wreck but stayed for the promised pay checks, that never came. The entire crew had a massive argument with the director about the "green" car actually being blue. But the director wasn't having any of it. Until he died, the director would defend the movie as his greatest masterpiece. My film teacher also played the newscaster, and if you look closely he's right behind the actors in the reverse shot, for some reason. Ryans Babe is fucking amazing, and should be watched with a group of friends after a few drinks. One of the best times you'll have watching a movie. Also why did they skip over the strip karate scene!? That scene was a masterpiece.

[@blakebrannon1604]

Tell us more man!!

[@jvcg1335]

I call bullshit

[@Zefo_No]

Strip.Karate.Scene. Sounds enlightening.

[@Cams546]

Kane*

[@collinmclaren6608]

"but stayed for the promised pay checks...that never came" I'M DYING XD

[@choreomaniac]

“Ryan’s Babe”’s plot could be 8 seasons of a soap opera and it would still be too much plot. It’s astounding to me that there was an attempt to shoehorn all this into one movie. Edit: it’s like an entire movie of “Previously on...” clips from a couple of years of a show.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

It almost reminded me of the telenovelas we'd watch when we went to a Mexican restaurant near the call center some friends and I used to work at. If they sat you in the right booth, you could watch 2 different one's (on separate TVs) at the same time, and it made more sense than dealing w/ customers.

[@anthonyshoop575]

I just realized that Bruce Willis has slowly become the next Cameron Mitchell.

[@Bale4Bond]

Only without any of the charm

[@drewluedke2030]

🤯

[@anthonyshoop575]

Yeah…I feel bad. Considering the time I made it though cut me some slack.

[@awwmahbreadsticks1094]

@@anthonyshoop575 to be fair you weren’t wrong they’re basically the same sort of roles

[@michaelhall5429]

Is Ryan's babe a post modern retelling of the Odyssey blended with Beckett's existential ambivalence designed to discombobulate it's audience and leave them questioning the nature of purpose, or just pure dogshit? You decide.

[@ansongustafson9966]

Yes.

[@genever_lover]

literally your mind...

[@michaelhall5429]

@@genever_lover no U

[@Jddidbdj]

Both, at the exact same time.

[@williamdittmann9281]

Is this a quote describing Ulysses?

[@andremoreau8390]

Every group of coworkers was in a squad together in Vietnam. A squad less impressive than the Kill Squad.

[@trippinsciko]

They're all getting hunted by their one platoon mate that lost their leg too, they lost it to diabetes, but they're still sour about it

[@PokeH0bbes77]

I keep losing my shit rewatching the guy at 2:19. The accent, the way he says his lines, the context of bringing in insects is all great and hilarious. But the kicker of "It's no bull, I wouldn't lie to you about 3000 centipedes." Just fucking SLAYS me. Also I forgot how much they completely lose their shit watching Ryan's Babe.

[@derrekclay7425]

Ryan’s Babe is like some Canadian guy in the mid-90’s took a bunch of acid and then tried to make his own low-budget version of Forest Gump

[@Jnivella]

But instead of being about a slow guy, it’s about an autistic guy.

[@madmanpecos]

the director was indian. or an alien

[@alexandernagel8205]

“Hedoesntevenhelookslikehegivesashit” -Rich Evans

[@loc8653]

CONFRONT, RUN, KICK, SNIPE CONFRONT, RUN, KICK, SNIPE! CONFRONT, RUN, KICK, SNIPE!

[@kyro8559]

one of the best rich evans moments ever

[@dembro27]

Truly a modern Art of War.

[@ericjamieson]

One of Scorsese's lesser known movies is called "After Hours" and it's a dark comedy where a guy just wants to have a fun Friday night in NYC but increasingly absurd and terrible things keep happening to him. Ryan's Babe seems like somebody saw After Hours and tried to re-create it.

[@MatthewBTorres]

How am I supposed to enjoy this without some kind of giant contraption gimmick?

[@Aacre1975]

You mean Mike?

[@silverschannel8578]

@@Aacre1975 no, that's giant contratian gimmick

[@CarlSlime]

Jack's meta-universal self correcting reality concept is a more interesting movie concept than anything else on BOTW.

[@MyDailyMeltdown]

It’s called final destination

[@IronicHavoc]

@@MyDailyMeltdown In a sense maybe? Though the "pattern" in that case is relatively simple.

[@IronicHavoc]

Somebody else mentioned it's kind of similar to being trapped in a arcade style videogames story. So maybe there's a "we're inside the game" type movie that follows that sort of formula.

[@JPP15]

But the one who coined the "self correcting universe" was Rich Evans. Why do you take that away from him?

[@bobsmith5088]

@@IronicHavoc try Last Action Hero

[@allypoum]

The "Wait, what?" sequence is pure gold.

[@Padlockigami]

Ryan's Babe: The single worst atrocity that occurred in 2001.

[@justinamenta7241]

Clever, except it came it in 2000...

[@ClaireDuhLune]

Justin Amenta still the worst thing to happen in 2001.

[@sheepthehack]

What about 911?? wasnt that 2001? hahahaha.. WOOOOOOOSH!!!

[@BrendanMacWade]

Looks like it was shot ten years earlier.

[@BoozeAholic]

@@BrendanMacWade Yeah, I thought it was a movie from the 80s or early 90s.

[@Avossk]

we may have the next Rich Evans explains Double Down on our hands here

[@yrobtsvt]

Nice av

[@blueskiesj]

TUNA

[@docdave15]

"THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF A MINUTE!" Yeah, yeah, this beats Double Down.

[@Necron1999]

Jesse Curle lol I was about to comment something similar. I love that episode but Landis almost ruins it.

[@Buttington_Headerson]

youraverageevilpoet Almost?

[@24FramesOfNick]

Instantly made my day better

[@nowhereman6019]

Jesus Christ dude you're everywhere.

[@meangreen8873]

Same here, then no Mike, then day was worse than before.

[@jmdesantis]

I just have to applaud the editing on this one. The fact that the Hobbits' theme kicks in just a bit before Jay even mentions LotR and that scene gets me laughing every time.

[@RileyGoss]

I like RLM more than movies.

[@Gryffilion]

"FUCK MOVIES!"

[@UpUpBobby]

MOVIES GAVE ME SCABIES

[@chandara_kumar]

Duhh

[@lividsphincter4098]

I like rlm more than my own life Not a high bar though

[@Michael-Douglas]

Immature much wow

[@Fergit_]

When Mike isn't on screen, people should be asking "Where's Mike?"

[@backjas23]

He's fighting Viscera

[@jimborock2632]

WHAT ABOUT BARB????

[@clarknova1567]

richard Trischka Is his home planet a bottle of booze?

[@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf]

shane buddy fuckin' way she goes buddy

[@Fudz4]

Probably at his AA meeting.

[@purmello]

I think this is one of the best BotWs of the year so far, only rivaled by the Black Spine episode. The Kill Squad formula fucking destroyed me.

[@theghostretort7058]

purmello nobody asked you

[@fortherecord1569]

The working title for Ryan's Babe was Polybius.

[@nonesuchone]

I think you mean Plaype.

[@patrickcoyle5469]

My guess would have been "Yes, And." A movie scripted entirely as an improv exercise.

[@jonasking9587]

A Polybius movie by Ti West with kids on bikes and arcades in the summer. I could die happy.

[@miskatonic_alumni]

Jonas King Those were the halcyon days.

[@radracer8777]

The more times i see the footage of you guys watching Ryan's Babe, the funnier it becomes for me.

[@theinternalkiller]

Ryan's Babe is my favorite anime, filled with flashback-ception, a suicidal girlfriend who is obsessed with the male protag, mild drama, it has it all.

[@josephdavila6511]

The questions, confusion, and laughter Ryan's Babe brought upon you proves it was a comedy thriller.

[@ImperfectWeapons]

"The troubles are over." Some day. One can only hope, kung-fu construction worker.

[@Carpenter4134]

"Hello, I am Greta Van Susteren. I was recently in Canada and came across this move, which melted my cold cold heart. I laughed so hard that I nearly choked on my burrito that I was eating at the time. The makers of this motion picture should be very proud of themselves. I thought this picture was better than Casablanca, Citizen Kane, and Gone With The Wind all put together, to the power of seven billion, I mean this honestly, with no hyberbole. The male lead was a bit drab, but this was made up for by the hilarious ending and that hot little number in his car in the end scene. Whoa momma. She was pretty enough to make even me, the most heterosexual woman of all time think about changing my mind." .....This was an actual review on imdb for Ryan's Babe.

[@Riggs_The_Roadie]

But for which movie?

[@Carpenter4134]

I forgot to specify because I was so consumed by their Ryan's Babe analysis that I forgot there were other movies in this video.

[@jeannelieber5817]

Greta van susteren? The APP lady?

[@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf]

The APP will explain all! Gabbo is coming!

[@scott91575]

wow IMDB copy pasta from 16 years ago.

[@defaultkoala2922]

Ryan's Babe is a mobius strip. I can't find the beginning or the ending but it gets real fucked up in the middle.

[@graverob1910]

“If we just let this out in the air for a bit: it’s gonna expand into 20 different DVDs!” Freeze dried schlock, I love it.

[@rheumakai86]

31:49 "Heeeeey Ryan. I've been looking EVERYWHERE for you. I knew you would be here!" - Tommy Wiseau Style

[@bobalinx8762]

Hahahaha.

[@WreckingWood]

That Lord of the Rings bit hit my heart.

[@basiloregano]

WreckingWood same

[@JoaoVictor-fq6hz]

I can't believe this is the last episode of Half in the Bag

[@basiloregano]

João Victor Ikr

[@ParadoxapocalypSatan]

The Hack Squad will not deviate from the pattern.

[@donniegarbonzo3482]

And the Academy Award for best film editing goes to, Jay Bauman for BOTW.

[@Neitenth]

Halo: Reach was a rip-off of Kill Squad.

[@WitzyZed]

Neitenth confront. punch. kick. snipe.

[@spookmeyer970]

holy shit this is an underrated comment

[@blackenzaman9372]

Hahahahahah it is indeed the winter contingency

[@Lexpionage]

i just want someone to look at me the way everyone looks at rich

[@Lexpionage]

please :(

[@audreyalbritton1435]

I just want someone to look at me the way Rich Evans looks at his diabetes medication

[@Apollo5600]

With contempt?

[@Necron1999]

Lexpionage Revulsion, confusion, and lust combined into a horrific slurry of emotions?

[@echidna8159]

"What?" "What?" "What?" "What?" "What?" "Wait." "Wait, what?" "Wait, what!?" "Wait, what?" "Wait..." "What!?" "But what is this?" "What?" "Where are we now?" "Wait!” “What is happening!?” "Wait, wait, wait!" “What?” "But why… Oh, God." "Whaaat?" “What’s happening?" “Why not just - “ “WHAAAT!?” What!?” “Leave ‘em alone!” "Wait, what?" “Whaaat - ” “Where is he?!” “What? Who! Huh? I… I… I…” “What is going on!?” “What is happening!?” “Why - where - how did we get here?” “But - bu - whuh - “ “Uh - “ "What?" "Wait, what?" “Why is this happening!?” “Whuh - how - “ “He doesn’t even look like he gives gives like he gives a shit!” (laughs) (dumbfounded silence)

[@GeoffBarone]

Echidna what?

[@LuckyBebop]

Echidna bless you for this transcript

[@just_going_mads]

Now you just need the timestamps.

[@hankhill289]

That is word for word exactly what I was saying every time I saw Mike was missing, each time

[@nijnij3988]

This is gold :D

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

Every time I see a new RLM video, I clap.

[@gwh3013]

I saw it, I recognised it and I appreciated that they put it in the movie

[@Preeve]

There's a starman waiting in the sky I recognised you! I clap when I see your comments!

[@augie-a3793]

Every time I see a RLM video, I fap.

[@TheSpecterRanger]

I CLAPPED!!!

[@Grahamdalf]

Gotta clap

[@Cotton_Mouth]

"This is the road movie that doesn't know where it's going." What a goddamn accurate description!

[@SnowGoosePower]

So, to more accurately recap Kill Squad, apparently, it is a very high-brow sci-fi/fantasy film that tricks the viewer into thinking that it is a dumb predictable action film, but is, in reality, a film about an alternate self-correcting universe where its inhabitants are slaves to a pattern they are unaware of. So if a sequel were ever to be made, a character would wake up and become aware of the pattern, and attempt to fight it and free themselves from the universe, which has secretly been controlled by an alien overlord as a human experiment the whole time.

[@tomwilliam3297]

Alexander Rebelle it’s an existential movie about the concept of free will

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

So, like the Matrix, but w/o the sequels?

[@SnowGoosePower]

@@Corbomite_Meatballs The Matrix, but instead of speaking exposition dialogue that sounds like fortune cookies, the characters will just punch and kick all the computer programs to death! The end! No pretentious message in this one. There will be just punching and kicking, and some guns and vague references to things that happened to the characters in Vietnam.

[@imijphoto]

"George Kennedy best known for the Naked Gun" or his academy award winning performance in Cool Hand Luke, but sure the Naked Gun series

[@paulbloomfield8322]

sure, why not And it was Ed North in Police Squad!, not Kennedy. These guys are frauds.

[@paulbloomfield8322]

Alan North, even. Played Ed.

[@quidestveritas659]

Or Death Ship.

[@Guryguazu]

Or The Dirty Dozen

[@chuckmendez8446]

That's the joke, dummy

[@schradeya]

I love how utterly traumatized they all are after watching Ryan's Babe.

[@matachresis]

Jesus Christ, ‘Ryan’s Babe’ has a 7.1 on IMDB. That’s higher than some Best Picture winners.

[@kourii]

+Dr Naylor welp, gotta go give it 10 stars

[@samanthahorn8988]

Most Best Pictures winners are boring AF

[@OateyMeal]

Not no more

[@nighttray1489]

“He’s gonna say no this time cause he’s learned his lesson and FUCK YOU RYAN” is one of Jack’s best lines.

[@thepresence365]

What happenned with Ryan's Babe is that they were playing that game where everybody gets to take turns continuing to write a story for 5 minutes.

[@aldoparziale2631]

"Why are you so polite and indifferent?"

[@uncaringgenius]

Rich Evans CAN believe its not butter.

[@DysnomiaFilms]

No he can't, Mr Uncaringgenius, no one can!

[@bobbyhyman4277]

And then he goes somewhere else

[@Macgillichellum]

Rich Evans is the true king of Swadia.

[@Mersault26]

That lotr sequence, I swear I was tearing up. So beautiful.

[@DysnomiaFilms]

And the 2001 sequence too

[@TheK3vin]

Incredible work on the 2001 bit, Jay.

[@luckyman3988]

The clips from Return of the King really highlight how impressive Ryan's Babe actually is.

[@TheSimsterC]

I've had a truly shit week, this could not have come at a better time. Love you guys and this series is amazing.

[@tabeanaeven3235]

BumpahCarz Here's to a better week to come

[@mariokarter13]

It's called "Solo" because you'll never watch it a second time.

[@TheKnightBlade4]

Solo is quite the underrated gem. I especially loved the part where Emelia Clarke's character revealed an 8 inch black cock to Donald Glover, it was truly breathtaking. However the part where a forth Death Star destroyed a giant statue of Donald Trump was a bit of hamfisted political commentary, although culturaly relevant, did hamper my enjoyment of the film. Overall, I'd give the film a 9.69 out of 10.

[@lydiarand4786]

the bonesauce Five times as well. I thought that was a little excessive.

[@audreyalbritton1435]

Lance Burns legit is was me and one other guy at my screening

[@sinKrin]

I call it Oslo because there's Norway I'm watching it..

[@allluckyseven]

It's called The Last Jedi because it's the last Star Wars movie you'll ever want to watch.

[@wyldride]

So, Kill Squad is basically a horror movie structure grafted onto a karate action/revenge movie. Something bad happened to someone in the past, so a mysterious person starts picking off the people they blame for it happening. It's I Know What You Did Last Summer, Valentine, Prom Night or any number of others. Except it isn't supposed to be that kind of movie.

[@pteraptosaurus]

I can't believe the boys predicted the plot of Across The Spiderverse with their Kill Squad discussion

[@tristanmccann6838]

It's a canon event bro.

[@Braeden123698745]

The pattern of squads forming in kill squad is universal. The titular squad has to fight so often because its a world of squads. They're merely one squad in a world of millions of squads.These squads drift into each other from time to time, but never breaking The Pattern.

[@TSuzuhara]

A Saturday with BOTW is the best kind of Saturday!

[@KlooKloo]

The Legend of Zelda : Best of the Worst

[@toweypat]

David Carrasco but this is Friday!!!

[@M139NG]

I was thinking that this Ryan's babe movie seems way to deliberately frustrating and confusing. Almost like a this whole movie was made as some psychological experiment. I googled him and .... Ray Ramayya actually has a Ph.D in psychology. I guess someone have to watch his other stuff and see if maybe they are more competent movies. Someone do that, cause i don't want to.

[@shinx115]

Enter a name here I can tell you he made this movie completely seriously and thinks it's a fantastic film. Reminded me of Claudio Fragasso in Best Worst Movie not understanding why people were laughing at it. I went to a screening of this movie with the director and cast a couple of years ago after Videonomicon rescued the film out of a dumpster.

[@ShoRyuBarbie]

Maybe he wrote a book on abusive relationships and the different personality types involved and just used that as a script to make this movie.

[@M139NG]

shinx115 Haha! Thanks for the info. That is just great:)

[@dallasdandigitalproduction393]

+enteranamehere which goes to prove you dont need a phd to write/direct a movie, lol

[@M139NG]

Dan Lord It also shows that a phd in psycholygy is no proof of sanity:) But hey, i'm all for this mad professor making his insane movies. As long as he doesn't go full Hannibal Lecter we're good.

[@massimilianobrozzetti7629]

"Confront run kick snipe" is my new mantra

[@dekatonkheir]

That confusion montage is what i crave

[@TheRiskyBrothers]

50:15 I'd say that one movie that really accomplishes "walking around in the woods" is Monty Python & the Holy Grail. 90% of that movie has got to be like 3 hiking trails in the lakes district.

[@JoaqMan]

Hooray! I have fake friends for another hour!

[@TheKoboldHoard]

It's not even funny how true this statement is for me too

[@Imbrockleedammit]

Too close to home dude...

[@stevus23]

I laughed and then felt sad that the man in the mirror was me all along

[@maggitPL]

What, are we not enough?

[@JoaqMan]

maggit No Spotted Cow at the Manhole.

[@Rafe383]

How well is this edited. Damn Jay Bauman is good.

[@ericvenne9217]

When Jay says " That's just where he is!" While laughing hysterically is perfect!

[@lescovahvalich460]

In ref to Ryan's Babe: It is a funny trend of foreign film-makers who's first language isn't English wanting to make a Real American Movie and doing so in a weirdly skewed way. The dir of Ryan's Babe, the dir of Birdemic, Tommy Wiseau, Vitale Versace (dir of The Last Vampire On Earth), the dir of Miami Connection, Amir Shervan (Samurai Cop), Uwe Boll, even Golam And Globus of Cannon Films infamy. But then you remember the directors of Suburban Sasquatch and Partners are Americans whose first language appears to be English...........

[@kostajovanovic3711]

And then there is wenders with Paris Texas

[@sadsam5737]

The man has lived in Canada for like 50 years.

[@warbossgegguz679]

Neil Breen is american...

[@MrHendrix17]

@@warbossgegguz679 Neil Breen isn't from this galaxy

[@Geospasmic]

I really enjoyed the surreal discussion about the mechanistic pocket universe of Kick Squad.