Best of the Worst: Showdown, Robot in the Family, and Bloodz vs. Wolvez

[@blahblah14722]

From a User Review on "Robot In The Family"'s IMDB page, dated 2006: "I am not ripping on this movie, I suggest everyone sees it, you'll appreciate everything else you ever see afterwards."

[@caydenmichael98]

🤣🤣🤣

[@neal2399]

Holy shit, that’s brutal

[@luckyspurs]

If there is an afterwards.

[@RustyMuck]

Jay's not kidding, there is an IMBD user review titled "What?" (The above review cited is titled "Wow!")

[@Slappap]

The more I think this review comment the more I laugh.. I'm crying...

[@Bonny-2132]

Leo Fong is just playing Fallout New Vegas and abandoning the main quest when he feels like it. The main quest only resumes when he returns.

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

So how everyone plays Fallout New Vegas. Or actually Fallout 4. Where's my Son! Oh hey look a base building mini game...

[@fluidthought42]

"What in the goddamn?!"

[@that1guy375]

Patrolling Sanctuary makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

@@that1guy375 When I got this assignment, I was hoping for more robots...

[@shaneknolltrey728]

"Hey, forget the ham sandwich! I'm gonna hang out in the Big Empty for a spell; place's name reminds me of the 'pensive, piercing stare' I give the camera every time I nail a scene!"

[@MrDjblitza]

The writer of Robot in the Family (Jack Shaoul) was an antique arts dealer who went to jail for insurance fraud right after the release of this film.

[@olookslike0]

The intrigue ever deepens. This is like diet tiger king now.

[@scino55]

He's also the blind guy.

[@yugen]

deep lore

[@gking8945]

Thank god someone involved in the making of that film was punished

[@bobkilla430]

@@UrsaFrank I'm I think half way through the blog and it's a beautiful tragedy.

[@GregPivo87]

Shame the Vampires didn't fight the Mummies, the Bloodz versus the Cryptz.

[@DomSithe]

There is someone FURIOUSLY writing a script now because of this comment. I hope your happy.

[@ourkeving]

Winner!

[@Ohfishyfishyfish]

I'd say you're a great producer, but a great producer keeps million dollar ideas secret.

[@legendarydragoon]

This was too clever for them.

[@elsieoliver1671]

Dont give them ideas!!!

[@eschaton7813]

"I look in the eyes of Rich Evans and see nothing but darkness." - Werner Herzog

[@clintronious]

Eschaton “Best of the Worst is a complicated profession...wouldn’t you agree?”

[@JerkyMurky]

@@clintronious "he's the funniest character we have ever had, if we can only get him to work." Vverner herzong

[@ProfessaJ]

omg please invite him to the show

[@junes2k]

too smart & too funny. and to roll that off in a split second... these dudes are genius's but dont tell em

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

Was that during the interview with Mark Kermode, when somebody shot him?

[@WolfWalrus]

It really shows the differences between the group when Mike and Rich want to call John Rhys-Davies "Sala", Jack wants to call him "Gimli" and Jay, surprising absolutely no-one, picks "Sliders"

[@charlottecorday8494]

Severely underrated comment.

[@Dogy0909]

It’s DR. MAXIMILLIAN AUTURO you uncultured swine!

[@tehbigshow]

Not because of the show, because he really likes tiny hamburgers.

[@mayflower2370]

But almost everyone says John Rice Davees

[@itsd0nk]

He’ll always be Sliders Professor Guy to me, despite knowing him from Indie first.

[@jipefix]

I can't believe these men may control the fate of the Middle East.

[@Necron1999]

Pfft, these men are pawns...

[@Yijh]

No, they are the true messengers of God!

[@lionslug]

Three two three four, four two three and!

[@genitur]

I think they're wonderful.

[@Dapstart]

Are those vultures?

[@DUWAKIIN]

My grandma thought Rich Evans' laugh was the fire alarm going off

[@kitasitatata]

Be cool about fire safety

[@RustyMuck]

Were you cooking french fries in the frying pan?

[@Puerco-Potter]

@@RustyMuck with only 27 years?

[@MrJeanjean2009]

"I look into the eyes of Leo Fong and see nossing but darkness." -Werner Herzog RIP Leo Fong.

[@STAHLBETON]

Rich Evans, such a majestic being. It's a shame what we humans did to his natural habitat.

[@wannabecriminalman]

Suburban Sasquatch was a documentary on the life of Rich Evans.

[@Alec_Reaper]

shit and cum?

[@gatorgator3569]

Katata Fisch “to hunt a diabetic man child to extinction is not logical”

[@spooplegeist5260]

"I am the Birthday Boy, and I speak for the diabetes."

[@redtexan7053]

Indeed. Alas, there is only one VCR Repair Shop left in the entire world. And the employees spend all their time leaching off an old man.

[@LastRenegade]

"This movie stands in utter spite at the concept of sense." Some great quotes this episode, damn.

[@saftpackerl]

Rich Evans sometimes is so eloquent!

[@cynicalleviathan3305]

This qoute can also be applied to the last season of GOT.

[@leannewho664]

i think they're underselling Jack's expressions, his face during robot in the family looked like he was watching someone precious to him be flayed. I have never seen that sheer a look of revulsed horror on someone before.

[@meyes5671]

jack is underrated

[@SpookyDarling]

Him also sleeping and then jerking awake during the werewolf movie made me laugh so hard.

[@mydemon]

Jack's expressions make the videos for me. He looks always so embarrassed and horrified.

[@groinBlaster31]

His reaction to Faust is amazing too hahahaha

[@josephschultz3301]

Mike: *[Tiny, defeated whimper]* "Help... help me, Rich..." Rich: *[Already dead inside]* "No one can help you."

[@BlokedAgain]

@@nemo1716 50:05

[@FutureDeep]

"No one can Read more

[@bodnerd]

“It’s like you’re on a rollercoaster into your own grave” is absolutely one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard

[@chetstump2870]

36:57 - The ride never ends, Mike.

[@megatronVS]

Google, "holocoaster"

[@luckyspurs]

Weirdly there's a QI episode on British TV about someone designing an actual euthanasia rollercoaster. It's less distressing than Robot In The Family.

[@zetetick395]

@@luckyspurs Lol "Euthanasia Rollercoaster" They should have one of those right outside the theatre where _Robot In The Family_ was screening XD

[@miskatonic_alumni]

@@zetetick395 That would have caused an epidemic of suicide among the traumatized survivors of _Robot In the Family._ Didn't they suffer enough?

[@williamnoonan7380]

As much as I love Macauley Culkin or Patton Oswalt dropping by, there's nothing like a Best of the Worst with the OG RedLetterMedia crew.

[@IDKeffect82]

Agreed

[@nomoremaybes]

Patton Oswalt sucks. He also killed his wife.

[@7colors622]

Yeah I feel like secretly they're afraid they'll cross a line with Macauley Culkin and upset him. AKA if they accidentally joke too much about his past.

[@jameswells9403]

It seems they only get the great rolls when they don't have guests. Each time they do, they try to stack the episodes and get nothing nothing nothing.

[@frankmerker630]

Then they do the black spine junka 2 which turned out to be great episode imo, mostly due to Tim

[@SirHilaryManfat]

I love the guests that appear on BotW, but sometimes it feels comforting just to have the original Jay/Mike/Rich/Josh/Jack line up.

[@zaphodbbrox]

Those were my exact thoughts as the episode wrapped up. Classic BOTW.

[@superfan4]

more like just jay, mike, rich, and jack.

[@SuperMeowman123]

@OnlyCaleb I agree, though Freddie and Tim are also pretty hilarious dudes and I'm pretty stoked whenever they're guests

[@lunalluna9401]

agreed. I also miss the canadians, they were pretty funny.

[@NiViZi]

Agreed! There's something about when the old stalwarts are together... must be a Milwaukee thing... although I WOULD like to see a BOTW episode where Len Kabasinski, Neil Breen, Dave Wascavage, and Shoji Tabuchi watch and have a panel discussion about Space Cop. That would be amazing.

[@sooljim]

I can't wait for the season finale when we learn that the Romulans created the Wheel of the Worst all along.

[@neal2399]

Oh goddamnit

[@theobstinategentleman4094]

Then they deserve to be destroyed and not saved by picard and the federation

[@THEN00BINATORX3]

Its actually a firengi creation whos purpose is to drive its users to self reflective despair.

[@alexrodriguez9441]

John Rhys Davies left the 3rd season of the television series "Sliders" because he was disappointed with the decreasing quality of the show's scripts. He apparently had no such misgivings about "Robot In The Family".

[@Jordan-zk2wd]

Robot in The Family technically does not decrease in quality. It is a constant barrage of loud noise, very consistent.

[@Dogy0909]

Extremely wild to me given that I’m a little obsessed with sliders and it’s always been bad 😅 like a lot of those season 1 episodes have some really dumb writing

[@weneedaladder8384]

To be fair, "Robot in the Family" might have been a good movie before it was heavily re-edited and overdubbed to be a kids movie.

[@fishyjustice1423]

I'm just saying a community of retired gangsters is a great movie premise.

[@alexsilva28]

Retired Gangsters Vs Zombies. I'd watch that

[@FredCracklin]

It's a reverse Cop Land in both premise and movie quality.

[@Sp4mMe]

What I'd like to know is why anyone would try to save them. What's heroic about that? If gangsters come to rob retired gangsters, well, karma, right?!

[@theoriginaltommysteward]

@@Sp4mMe Nah man...the retired gangsters are clearly the heroes.

[@dirus3142]

I agree. I would be interested in a movie with that set up.

[@weruinmovies]

From the looks of them, you'd think these guys haven't slept or showered in days, but it's just the irreversible premature DNA deterioration effects caused by watching Robot in The Family. Rich Evans is only 26 years old.

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@juststained holy fuck, is this for real?

[@gidofter_lukge]

@@denkerbosu3551 no

[@luckyspurs]

I'd like to think Rich will always laugh like a man in his late 20s, even when he's at the age Mike would mock him.

[@icu22day]

Len Kabasinski is raising money on Indiegogo for his film Pact of Vengeance that has “...several stars committed to the film such as Leo (LOW BLOW) Fong, Jon Mikl (ROCK N ROLL NIGHTMARE) Thor, and Matt (SAMURAI COP) Karedas!”

[@g.sergiusfidenas6650]

Man if that thing ever happens the schlock energy released could be powerful enough to bring Cameron Mitchell back to life to star in the sequel.

[@DonnieBrook69]

Len is such a nice dude. He gave me tips for my documentary project, totally unsolicited.

[@groupxarabianrapsensations9424]

Leo Fong is 91 years old

[@foursix32]

Leo Fong is 91 years old, still teaching kung fu and acting in Len's dumb action schlock. What a legend.

[@Theoppositesex]

That movie would be like an RLM bad movie Expendables.

[@ZebUrsoThera]

Robot in the Family is so weird and nonsensical because it was supposed to be a completely different movie. It was originally called Golddigger and was about the dad using the robot for his get rich quick schemes, but they couldn't get a distributor, so they sold it as a kids movie after overdubbing and re-editing the entire movie.

[@jgmiller804]

I feel like a documentary should be made about it. So many interesting tid bits like this in the comments

[@jeffolsen7566]

Wow. That does make sense

[@nadussias]

@@jgmiller804 It needs time to become a cult classic

[@PangolinMontanari]

I guess that explains why the humor in the movie is so incompetent. Loud noises, slapstick, and strange caricatures in place of crafted comedy.

[@ZebUrsoThera]

@@PangolinMontanari That was pretty standard for comedy aimed at kids in the 90s.

[@xfragboix]

Somebody send 'em an "Enforcer from Death Row" - it has 2 RLM fan favourites - Leo Fong and Cameron Mitchel

[@jj767g]

Lightning in a bottle!

[@BallinBubblegum]

A true dynamic duo

[@DocDevious23]

I have a VHS of that movie under the name "Silent Assassin" I think. I posted about it on the RLM subreddit a while back Long story short, it's disappointing for a Leo Fong-Cameron Mitchell teamup movie

[@jlworrad]

SerlingPictures I was genuinely shocked to see him appear in Orson Welles’ final movie. They must have been drinking buddies.

[@Judasziege]

"Bloodz vs. Wolvez" looks like "Vampire Assassin" meets "Johnson Family Christmas Dinner".

[@gustavoperezramirez2717]

I don't know about Johnson Family Christmas Dinner, but the gang once saw Johnson Family Christmas Dinner 2.

[@Judasziege]

@@gustavoperezramirez2717 Touché

[@r.j.stanford7435]

Oh God, I skimmed through this and read that last bit as The Strange Thing About the Johnsons.

[@atomic_wait]

​@@r.j.stanford7435 Better than About the Thing's Strange Johnson.

[@prosequence2536]

or a cross between Van Helsing and Guess whos coming to dinner

[@NealX_Gaming]

From the Wikipedia Page: In March 2020, members of Red Letter Media described the film as "nonsensical" and "madness".[5][discuss] Red Letter Media member Rich Evans referred to the film as having "shortcircuited [his] brain every five seconds", and fellow members Jay Bauman and Mike Stoklasa respectively called it "a cacophony of noise" and "the antithesis of sense and logic" I love you guys.

[@marymitchell6257]

Neal X Gaming To read it put so clinically somehow makes it even more hilarious

[@Dashizzleface]

What?

[@vanyadolly]

"It's like you're on a rollercoster into your own grave" was my favoruite.

[@frumbo7394]

What kind of nerd edits a wiki because of a KZbin video?

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@frumbo7394 The kind of nerd who's subverting expectations, because Wikis are never truly gone.

[@Bilderrahmenjoe]

I just randomly revisited the "DVD/Blu-ray Collection" video and apparently these guys have a DVD copy of "Max Magician" they could have watched. I feel cheated, yet relieved.

[@gryotharian]

Bilderrahmenjoe you can also find it uploaded on KZbin if you wanna watch it yourself

[@andrewhart8150]

@@gryotharian Please tell me Rem Lazar is on here.

[@gryotharian]

Andrew Hart Yup! They’re both really easy to find just look up the name of the movie

[@abe__9443]

@@andrewhart8150 Surviving Edged Weapons is on KZbin too btw

[@DanArnets1492]

@@abe__9443 - I've watched it fully, it's both fun and incredibly educational

[@spooplegeist5260]

The pan up from Leo Fong's pleated, casual fit jeans up to him holding a god damn bazooka is cinematic gold.

[@burtknighten1873]

Much better than the same scene from Raiders. Is there a pan up in that scene? Honestly can't remember now

[@mydemon]

Asian grandad pants to bazooka

[@nerveagent1905]

@@mydemon yeye is about to smoke a bitch

[@Eisenwulf666]

"When i look in the eyes of Leo Fong, i see only darkness" - Werner Herzog, allegedly

[@quinn_winchell]

Rich saying “I understand my fate” is the equivalent to Mike’s “it’s like the moments leading up to an execution”.

[@kalibos]

FUTURE FORCE!

[@helmutlvx]

There's a copy of Robot in the Family sitting on a shelf in my parent's basement. I assumed it was the only one in existence and planned on sending it to you. Thankfully someone else did so that I can torture my loved ones.

[@zetetick395]

That creepy christmas light robot will be whispering to you in your dreams, from outta your basement @_@ BURN IT, QUICK!

[@Spootnik]

Jay intently watching the static thinking it's some sort of art film

[@evilqueen13]

My husband thought I was watching a documentary about chimpanzees when he heard Rich laughing.

[@zachsnow392]

evilqueen13 Haha my mom asked me if I was watching the new joker movie

[@user-hf9hf6hw8j]

@@zachsnow392 rich is special needs, but he really is special

[@user-ew7nz3yw2i]

Rich Evans Vs. Ricky Gervais A laugh off to the death.

[@joecool2721]

Divorce him for that

[@toomuchcandor3293]

@Nyaemal Hrruna ngl id also give up sleeping w my husband to hear rich send his mating call to all primates

[@Syko7s]

Plinketto, The Wheel of the Worst and the Wheel of Misfortune now all combined into the Contraption of Inconvenience

[@bejammin2000]

All it needs to do is hold the black spine movies for Junka.

[@iamzurvan]

My cat no longer flinches at Rich Evans' laugh, exposure therapy works.

[@lazygenie5616]

💀

[@HexIsme]

"Non residents prohibited" _Cut to scene of daughter who clearly doesn't live there visiting father_

[@SomeRandomJackAss]

How would they gain any new residents?

[@PangolinMontanari]

@@SomeRandomJackAss I imagine you have to write a letter.

[@2112Relayer]

They didn't pan down far enough for the viewer to see "(Except for immediate family)" on the sign.

[@futonrevolution7671]

Non-Residents Evil

[@jordanolson11]

when I see rich laugh, I don't see a man experiencing joy, I see a red faced man suffering the deepest and darkest pains that no other mortal can even handle, he laughs like a bird suffering having lost it's mate, but still making the call for her, in the hopes she'll respond.

[@saftpackerl]

"This is what it sounds like, when doves cry" ..."sings" Sir Ben Kengsley

[@ravenkarlin]

Rich Evans stands in bathroom, soundtrack by Hildur Guðnadóttir starts playing as he does a slow, meditative and hypnotising dance. He wishes to cry but instead laughs reluctantly. He acknowledges that his life is nothing but a comedy.

[@enkidude]

Thank you Mr herzog

[@Vaporvice84]

That ain't a bird, it's a hyenia.

[@NSGrendel]

Mike in mock sombre tone, "There's a lot of elderly abuse in this film." Jay reflects critically, "It's not as funny as you would expect though."

[@jeffjones7012]

Dear RLM. Fyi, "Shovelhead" is actually a generation of Harley Davidson engines. So it's actually a pretty good pun considering he was insulting a biker. This is CNN.

[@sethkeown5965]

The real MVP

[@frankmerker630]

It’s sorta like the time when rich made the “rutting gag” joke. It might take 13 minutes and an urban dictionary, but in the end it is a quality joke

[@aries4378]

“This is CNN?” Oh let me guess, it’s another one of those jokes you have to explain in order for it to be remotely funny. I bet you’re a really funny person. Do yourself a favor and don’t quit your day job.

[@isthisguybotheringu]

@@aries4378 who hurt you

[@hoobaguy]

The joke isn't funny. You should've found some way to tie shovelhead or motorcycles to Russia, or just shit on trump in general. That's more like CNN than reporting actual facts.

[@GolemAvalanche]

The tape destruction should've been a stock explosion that cut to an empty shot of a completely different location than where the tape had been.

[@informativt]

Exactly what I expected as well

[@luckyspurs]

Insert Last Jedi "subverted your expectations" joke.

[@manofcultura]

Jay can only edit so much!

[@bongjovi94]

"How would you like a shovel-head?" The best action movie one liner

[@josephschultz3301]

I'm still partial to this gem from The Equalizer 2: _"Here's your girlfriend, Miles. She's dead, just like you're gonna be dead, Miles!"_ It's just so beautifully redundant

[@bongjovi94]

@@josephschultz3301 thank you for commenting, I had forgotten about this, and you brought me back. gg

[@josephschultz3301]

@@bongjovi94 No problem, yo. It's always good to come back to see them try and make sense of Robot in the Family. It's like a headache shared by thousands of people all at once!

[@UntoTheBreach24]

Yo it turns out that line actually makes sense! "Shovelhead" is the name of a Harley-Davidson motorcycle engine, and the bad guys are bikers. I had to look it up, but I laughed afterwards lol. I think it's actually pretty funny if you happen to know that it's a biker pun, but unfortunately to everyone else it sounds like Leo forgot his line and said the first thing that came to mind.

[@tzeentch7118]

@@gsofficial He is offering him a literal shovel head to the face.

[@Rihcterwilker]

I thought Rich was going to die when he fell in the beginning 😱😢 don't make my boi do these dangerous stunts!!! 😠😳

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Richter WLK almost lost our dick the birthday boy! Who’s full of *AIDSSSSSS*

[@Necron1999]

But he insists! He’s crazy like Tom Cruise!

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Well now we know where Tom Cruise learned to do his stunts AND act

[@weregretohio7728]

Then he almost died laughing. Well, it must go to show that Rich Evans is already dead... inside.

[@rafaelrodrigues7971]

Doing dangerous stunts is how he's been affording his diabetes medication for the last 20 years.

[@mitchell2491]

I checked John Rhys Davies' wikipedia page and this movie is not listed in his filmography lmfao

[@CyanLink]

Add it.

[@TheSuperQuail]

I agree, his whole wiki page needs to be updated.

[@mursuka80]

It is on IMDB though. Good thing it is impossible to delete it from there.

[@jim405]

Amazingly Sliders is apart of his television credits despite his embarrassment of being apart of its production during the final days of it airing on Fox. I could tell that after the second season he was phoning it in very hard.

[@clarence9593]

I’m glad that goldfinger said “don’t try this at home kids” when putting his hand in a toaster but not when he assaulted a police officer

[@janeeyre1990]

But can I assault a police officer using weaponized toaster-hands?

[@washedblue]

he was ahead of his time

[@crawlingchaos2811]

He said every word ever

[@marcinkwiatkowski9926]

Many people have a toaster at home but only a few have police officers at home.

[@86pp73]

​@@marcinkwiatkowski9926 Oh I disagree, you can have *many* police officers at home if you know who to ask

[@trippinfinito154]

"shovelhead" is a motorcycle reference, an old style of HD engine. Doesn't make the line any better writing but it made an iota of sense

[@MegaZeta]

Overruled.

[@AlexDeLarge1]

But he was hitting him with a shovel. If he wanted to make it a motorcycle reference, he should have gotten on a motorcycle, grabbed the shovel, and smacked him in the head while riding past him, and said something like "eat shovelhead, bitch" or something like that.

[@trippinfinito154]

@@AlexDeLarge1 you are clearly a better screenwriter than those who brought us "showdown", sir

[@MrAnaheimification]

In that case he coulda just used his fist and asked if he wanted a “Knucklehead” 👊

[@ROGUEKELSEY]

If he hit him with a pan, he could've said panhead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@johnlossie467]

"I would have, but I understand my fate." Rich Evans has become self-aware...

[@lordorlandu5115]

LOL

[@RustyMuck]

He's definitely talking about the next Picard video Mike will make him sit through

[@GreenhornProductions]

So 'Robot in the Family' is basically Uncut Gems for children, only terrible.

[@nickeimer8851]

Adam Sandler based his performance of Howard on Gold Digger

[@Crazy56U]

Also, sadly, no one gets shot.

[@carolfromhr9900]

@@Crazy56U a blind man does get ran over though. And 90% of the characters get violently electrocuted at some point.

[@Crazy56U]

@@carolfromhr9900 Fair

[@TheMglan]

In Germany we have a saying that goes "Geteiltes Leid ist halbes Leid" which roughly translates into "Shared pain is half the pain" and I think it describes this experience very well.

[@MostlyOdi]

I always thought it meant "fuck the pain away"

[@madcourier6217]

But is there a saying for piss baths?

[@wooloo2652]

Deshalb gucken so viele Leute diese Show!

[@FuriousGorge]

Germany has the best expressions

[@Thrillkillwilly]

@@MostlyOdi Geschlechtsverkehr der Schmerzen verschwindet

[@mrpicnmix]

HOLY SHIT!!!!! My best friends dad made the movie "robot in the family" I used to see that robot in the house everytime I came over lol. if anyone from redlettermedia is reading this I can get in contact with them.

[@Simon74]

This is amazing. Why did this comment get so little attention?!

[@lewisyaworski8962]

Contact them at their web domain and they might get back to you eventually. They tend to pick their ‘best of the worst’ line-up at random, but carefully plan their other monthly segments.

[@mrpicnmix]

I’m glad to see this is getting attention now and I’ll definitely email them and see what happens. Some fyi the crazy brother in the movie is my best friends dad who wrote and directed the movie. Joe pantoliano was told to closely mimic his fathers personality and the that’s the actual house they live in. One more thing the suit went through different actors and I think one of the actors got hurt in it.

[@thehza2592]

That's awesome. Please shine as much light on this enigma as you possibly can

[@stephaniekaye8102]

Mack obviously contacted them through they're website. Who the hell wouldnt answer! I love Mack!

[@joshduriden519]

That movie simulates what it feels like to have an anxiety disorder

[@woolfwoolf]

Just watching BOTW in my room upstairs and I hear my brother coming up....Me: 'Hey, new Best of the Worst dropped.'. My brother:'Ya, I heard Rich's laugh from downstairs.

[@Baychimo]

Ok

[@MegaZeta]

I heard Rich Evans's laugh from hell!! I'm posting from there now so please excuse any typos

[@FoxMulder78]

It's about family, and that's what's so powerful about it.

[@andrewbreen4184]

I don’t have a joke. Just wanted to say that this is the best KZbin channel. Thanks for the hard work RLM!

[@giorgikenkebashvili6123]

nice joke

[@Rihcterwilker]

"I don't have a joke" Proceeds to make a joke right after.

[@morerobotwarscontent1476]

This seems sincere but it's just what Rich said on BOTW 67.

[@justinlane9937]

Thank you Andrew Breen son of Neil.

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Think you're funny, eh?

[@alexanderboulton2123]

Mike's accent coming out was the best part of the video. "Da Toyoota Caroola, da Winnebaahgo, oh yah, for shore, you betcha."

[@antipsychotic451]

@@honorafox4709 *dontchya noooo

[@PyrokineticFire1]

he kept calling the graboids "tremors"

[@tmsplltrs]

@@jimreeder341 You can hear Oney's Irish accent, but it's subtle

[@RyanReenBattikh]

Jack's "I'm sorry, the what?" when he catches the way mike is saying Winnebago kills me

[@rafedidomenico]

It's not from Minnesota or Milwaukee. As Jack remarks "you've gone full Yooper", in reference to people from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan

[@ColeHomeVideo]

'Robot in the Family' remake by A24 and the Safdie Brothers confirmed.

[@Poisonedblade]

"The robot is never not talking." "It's like he was directed by Paul Feig!"

[@spiritbx1337]

Wow, I can't believe RLM hates all women! /s

[@zetetick395]

@@spiritbx1337 This is sad news indeed....Hmm, I must publicly unsubscribe from their channel and loudly advertise myself doing so across all social media platforms immediately! # Feig Ally

[@ChocorocK]

Bunch of mysoggyknees. Which is not surprising as bunch of them are now elderly.

[@zetetick395]

@BUGZES Psshhh, robots! Coming over 'ere, taking all the good Human jobs! Does that robot even pay its taxes?? >:/

[@junol]

I've been watching this series for years and I just realized the introductory sequences and the couch sequences are filmed in the same room

[@WildBluntHickok]

I finally noticed in the recent "blindfolded picks" video. The shelves behind the couch are right next to the double shelf of videos that blindfolded Rich "accidentally" knocked down.

[@clintronious]

“It’s like you’re on a rollercoaster into your own grave” - Mike Stoklasa

[@zetetick395]

Lol I guess that's every Rollercoaster that anyone's ever been on! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! > > > > > > \o/

[@petemasta99]

The euthanasia fantasia

[@damiaorodrigues2680]

I can't believe "Ryan's Babe"'s non-sensical plot could be beaten. Bravo "Robot in the Family", bravo...

[@sledzeppelin]

It's like Leo left the mission mid-way through and returned to town to sell some items and buy some health and then went back to the mission area and the target character was still just there idly waiting for him.

[@charlottecorday8494]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@joelsmith5938]

When the NPCs in the game world wait for you. Good example of why this kinda stuff in open-world games bothered me.

[@Enoch420]

😂😂😂😂trigger cinematic at warehouse

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Less than 1 minute in and Rich Evans is already seeking destruction. God help us all! What happened to our Dick The Birthday Boy!?!?

[@Rafa-ri4wd]

He became Dick the end of days boy

[@The10renren10]

89 best of the worst happened

[@Deeds_of_Love]

Reminded me of a very special scene in a pharmacy ...

[@spiritbx1337]

Child celebrities as famous as him often get stuck in drugs and such, it's a sad but common occurrence. Just look at the home alone guy, he was really famous when he was young, but now all he does is make guest appearances on some shitty youtube channel.

[@jaketheberge1970]

Dick The Birthday was weak. Rich Evans destroyed him. I used a Star Wars quote because it will enrage Rich the most.

[@HerrNose]

Fun Fact: Martin Scorsese actually saw the rough draft of Robot in the Family! He told the director that he wasted a year of his life! That really happened!

[@nikolajwinther5955]

Source?

[@HerrNose]

@@nikolajwinther5955 There's an article out there supposedly written by the director (just google Jack Shaoul, the link starts with "Insurances Fraud, Murder..."). Turns out the movie was a vanity project where the eccentric millionaire writer/producer/actor got an NYU student director to film it. He happened to have classes taught by Marty and showed it to him and it went as well as you'd expect.

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

I'm imagining poor Martin Scorsese having to sit through this movie and eventually going off on the director like Daniel Day Lewis from There Will Be Blood.

[@marymitchell6257]

I literally cannot even imagine how the script to Robot in the Family would read

[@zcritten]

@@HerrNose haha fool you've been caught in your lie, THIS FILM CANT HAVE HAD A SCRIPT

[@CegeRoles]

"It's like you're on a roller-coaster into your own grave." -Mike Stoklasa, 2020.

[@Taurusus]

"It was a salvageable take, probably the only take..." cut to the next shot where she's *still wearing the necklace*.

[@mcsharps8247]

To be fair, they ARE hack frauds.

[@zetetick395]

Hahaha! EWWWWWW!! 🤢

[@SsnakeBite]

No, no! It _was_ the only take but this movie is so incompetent it warps reality so it has continuity errors within the same take.

[@GasmaskAvenger]

Oh god, hearing Jay scream "SHUT UP!" is glorious.

[@keefriff99]

@@colormewicked88 Jay yelled shut up twice.

[@cliffarroyo9554]

@@keefriff99 I think ti was the same "SHUT UP!" twice...

[@slackerdenile8836]

Surprised Jack didn't sing 'Peteey Wheatstrawww!' after he did that.

[@frankmerker630]

Nah, the inflection and context on the Petey Wheatshtaw “shut up” is truly one of a kind and is not otherwise to be used

[@ericv00]

For a moment, Jay was me. Jay was the everyman watching the movie, the audience insert for the audience watching the movie.

[@tremapar]

Robot in the Family is like if the random nonsense of Ryan's Babe and Dangerous Men had a kid, and that kid was raised with crackhead energy by "The Scot" from Top Slots: Spotting the Best

[@tordb]

It took 13 cuts for Liam Neeson to jump that fence when it should have only Taken 3.

[@DonnieBrook69]

Well played.

[@ethsofresh]

That was smooth.

[@frankmerker630]

I have never heard that joke before waow so original congrats

[@MFSeaMen]

Damn...

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

*FURIOUS CLAPPING*

[@toast7580]

I love that Robot in the Family couldn't choose between "Who's watching the kids?" and "Some assembly required.." so they put them BOTH on the VHS cover

[@DeflatingAtheism]

We have 'Short Circuit' at home. Short Circuit at home:

[@DwarlWarberry]

Jack at 1:00:06 is falling asleep and startled by Mike asking him a question, LOL

[@ramseydoon8277]

Lol nice catch, Dwarl

[@JMStrings35]

lmao! i just noticed. wakes right up and contributes immediately though! lol

[@jakedanielsen4512]

Holy fuck

[@guspewe]

I’m stoked to see Rich Evans onscreen in the first few seconds.

[@mrsleep0000]

The RLM guys figured out quite a while ago that a little Rich Evans makes every video better.

[@silirat]

Doesn't look all that stoked tho.

[@cycadaacolyte6349]

I clapped

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Gus Péwé you might be stocked but it seems like Rich Evans *STROKED*

[@danielrose8305]

At 01:45 does it seem like he might be CG'd???

[@makani9004]

"So, imagine if A.I. was made by Tim and Erik instead of Steven Spielberg."

[@Johnny-rx4hs]

I was thinking more Bicentennial Man

[@irishmanrants89]

Tim and Eric sketches make more sense than this

[@JoeChillton]

@@irishmanrants89 Tim is doing great stuff with On Cinema, funnier then anything intentionally in Robot in the Family.

[@Jordan-zk2wd]

@@JoeChillton "intentionally" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there

[@frankmerker630]

I dunno, AI is already kinda batshit insane in its own right

[@josephschultz3301]

Rich: "That's an unrelated ancient, priceless artifact that has been stolen!" Mike: *[Proceeds to cover his face and devolve into an existential crisis]*

[@smjaiteh]

Showdown is what The Irishman wishes it could be.

[@jomo999]

By the look of Sanctuary, absolutely no-one there paints houses.

[@gemmalittleredcorvette4668]

Oh burn 😂

[@_Parisa_]

The guy who fell in the sewer (42:07) was Iranian. He shouted: "ouch! my a** just got shattered".

[@simrani8032]

"50 kilos of pure shit" is definitely one of my top favorite movie quotes

[@billyfitzgerald3442]

Showdown's ending reminds me of that classic scene in Star Trek II: The Wraith of Khan where Khan takes his ship into a gas cloud and then Kirk goes back to earth and asks where Khan is and they tell him he's in the gas cloud, so Kirk goes to Mars and finds Khan there and chases him back into the gas cloud. Classic cinema.

[@hendrong]

How could Mike not reference that?

[@TheDreamer2O8]

That's the one that takes place in San Francisco, right?

[@ChocorocK]

@@hendrong Cause in this Episode he finally understand the pain his friends feel when he brings forth Star Trek. Hes formulating a new way to make it worse.

[@savagex378]

@@TheDreamer2O8 Nah, that's the fourth film. The one where they had to go back in time to find a pair of whales so they can use them to communicate with a giant space sausage.

[@FearlessLeader2001]

I love how randomly heavy Mike's accent is with certain words, like Winnebago. It just makes me smile.

[@christophermanley3602]

Sukki Blue As I read this comment, Mike said “Winnebago.” Full UP-er.

[@prestonbar7513]

Or Jay whenever he says the word "Jokes" always comes out like "Johwkes"

[@trevillyan5515]

Fuggin Yooper bud

[@darquille]

To be fair, Winnebago is the most midwest word ever. It's hard to not trigger an accent when saying it.

[@luckyspurs]

Loved Jack instantly picking up on it the way Mike instantly picks up on anything Rich says wrong.

[@FinleyZero]

I absolutely love Jay going "What is this? What IS this!?" at 45:34. Makes me laugh on every rewatch. You can genuinely feel how visceral and authentic his confusion is.

[@gooble1]

Interesting, the plot in Showdown is kind of similar to the history of the freetown Chirstiania in Copenhagen during the mid 80s to mid 90s. Bunch of hippies, anarchists and collectivists moved into old abandoned army baracks and declared independence in 1971. The freetown had no police authority and open cannabis trade, so naturally a biker gang moved in and decided they were now the de facto authority and controllers of the drug trade, this eventually lead to a bunch of murders and a gang war.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

When you have freedoms like that, you need to arm yourselves to secure it from predators like.

[@ChocorocK]

@A J well its either have it or use it or leave it or book it.

[@denkerbosu3551]

@A J and the bikers would've thought twice, because they would've still get shot. Its called deterrence.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@A J No shit, the bikers have arms even if you outlaw them, Australian bikers have all the machineguns they want, and it's not even legal to carry a handgun in that shitty country, much less using one to defend your life if you actually have one legally. The bikers are either not going to trifle with a large group of people with M16s, or they will try it and they will die.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@@Lthethird Or you and your pals and neighbors can all arm up, like a good community.

[@RustyMuck]

geez, you'd think they'd be able to find a group of VCR repairman to get that second tape to play

[@ourkeving]

Frauds!

[@boredmonkee]

It would take 10 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to do that

[@Activated_Complex]

For that, you want Lightning Fast VHS Repair, just down the street. Run by a couple of DC fanboys who mostly just hang out with their friends, guzzling energy drinks.

[@RustyMuck]

Activated Complex ah, so like an elaborate episode of Star Trek

[@waveeyes5034]

Hearing Mike whisper "Oh my god" under his breathe during Robot in the Family brought a tremendous amount of joy to me, thank you guys, you are all the best :).

[@TimelordRick]

Wheel of the Worst returns: "No one's ever really gone"

[@user-hf9hf6hw8j]

Did it really return? 😀

[@ephin3242]

That teaser did not age well.

[@McShaggswell]

It's about family

[@pablom.g-m]

I feel like "Robot in the Family" is what Robert Chambers was trying to do with "The King in Yellow" but just couldn't quite get it right.

[@kaiviru]

"Robot in the family" is what happens when you read the King in Yellow

[@thesnorg1442]

@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 wow. you sound a little pretentious

[@Squiddy0912]

“Co-directed by Hastur”

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

So this is the best unofficial HP Lovecraft film ever made. Gotcha.

[@PangolinMontanari]

@@thesnorg1442 Some people do think it's better to achieve stupidity, somehow.

[@nathany6244]

For anyone who didn't get the 'shovelhead' line, it's a Harley reference. Harley's engines have gone through iterative redesigns, and several of them are colloquially known by the shape of the cylinder head, e.g. Panhead, Shovelhead.

[@frankmerker630]

I think you’re confusing that with a feature seen in many jackets and jeans

[@WraithWriter]

@@MaxPayne. Also a term for a redneck or idiot...

[@Necromortus]

@@powercage According to one guy on urban dictionary, it is, though the explanation makes 0 sense.

[@HarryButtsworth]

@@Necromortus I've heard that term from relatives when I was growing up. And I swear maybe from a tv show. But there isn't much of anything online

[@julianlocileno2968]

"it's between me and him" With all the intensity of reminding someone about their doctor appointment that afternoon

[@zetetick395]

NO ONE can say the lines quite the way Leo Fong does

[@ard4461]

Seeing Mike genuinely laughing feels almost restorative

[@Lishadra]

44:49

[@Kaiber132]

Watching this in memory of a legend - Leo Fong!

[@AdmiralRamirez7]

Same

[@Nobody-hc2bo]

I didn’t realize the man was almost 100

[@skootties]

@@Nobody-hc2bo I imagine he was just too lazy to die. Every time the void beckoned to him he just said "eh, maybe tomorrow"

[@mydemon]

Raising my glass for the legend. RIP hero.

[@laughingskuls7000]

"A lot of elderly abuse in this film, but not as funny as you would expect though..." Jay Bauman 10/10

[@zbh9268]

"I didn't expect a great fight scene at the Holiday Inn." I hope that's in someone's review of their stay at a Holiday Inn.

[@Nuh1Uh1No1Way]

38:04 I live for Jack Packard pleading "Don't kill him! don't kill him!" when Gold Digger electrocutes the Iggy Pop lookin guy

[@MrXristos96]

Forget water boarding, repeated viewings of "Robot in the Family" would make anyone wish for the sweet release of death.

[@Siegberg91]

After 4 hours you stop thinking.

[@squidincsquid]

After 5 hours you stroke out.

[@maxwellvest2667]

It's like watching CATS on edibles.

look america will break the geneva conventions like nothing but there are still some lines that cannot be crossed

[@luckyspurs]

Forget repeat viewings, 1 viewing of "Robot in the Family" would make anyone wish for the sweet release of death.

[@mikelitwin]

I wish BOTW was my job. Instead I just watch it in my office while kinda doing my job. I mean, that's close, right?

[@dennison9839]

I have been watching RLM since 2015. This is the first episode I realized the tape shelves are in the same room where they watch the movies.

[@grillwello7206]

This is the FIRST time you’ve noticed that? My gosh

[@dennison9839]

@@grillwello7206 no its actually the 30th time

[@grillwello7206]

@@dennison9839 oh ok

[@Prof_Tickles92]

“Leo Fong has not let us down yet.” Maybe y’all should check out the new Len Kabasinski movie that he’s in. It’s a 50/50 chance

[@zetetick395]

With those two I'm guessing more 90/10 XD

[@Prof_Tickles92]

Be nice guys. Len is a really nice and humble guy. His style has improved.

[@madcourier6217]

@@Prof_Tickles92 That's the best joke I've heard all month.

[@zetetick395]

Lowblow 2: The ninja curse of Baba-Yagas were-pubes

[@jsheav3n]

leo fong is in a len flick?? they're getting closer to being in a low blow film.

[@StryptagProductions]

The reason the blind man in 'Robot in the family' sounds like Pantaloon is because it is the director "Jack" Shoul who is turkic and really sounds like that. He also own an antique store. Pantaloon is basically playing the director.

[@GnarlyYouth]

Kent Skoog lol

[@taliaroses]

@Onur Fistikci Yeah, the director was Iranian.

[@grillwello7206]

This is art

[@gellister]

This episode was the first BoTW I watched. It's been a six month journey of watching this series in chronological order, but I am so glad I did. This episode will always hold a special place in my heart.

[@TheWorldOfLeinster]

Jay shouting “They’re SENTIENT?!” might be my favourite BOTW moment in the last two weeks.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

"They're sentient now." "They're sentient now?" "THEY'RE SENTIENT NOW!"

[@nijnij3988]

@@DeflatingAtheism 😅

[@CoryTheNorm]

When he's questioned for slaughtering so many stray cats.

[@HellecticMojo]

I like to think that Jack still has enthusiasm because he's allowed to escape to the Escapist while everyone else is slowly dying in the entropy that is RLM warehouse, unable to leave.

[@kevindelgado1459]

RLM is just a long term version of Saw where the guys cant escape and eventually have to kill each other to stop watching terrible movies about elderly abuse

[@DavidAndersonKirk]

I actually thought Jack had fucked off from the show completely. . .glad to see him!

[@maw9406]

MarkeyDeSad botw started because they watched bad movies together and decided to turn on the camera one day. i dont think that jack getting a schtick on the escapist would make him stop hanging out with his friends

[@AlexG2490]

They sleep in the Plinkett house set.

[@zetetick395]

@@AlexG2490 Sure, they make like it's comedy, but we know there are *real* bones in that crazy old mans basement

[@hoonterofhoonters6588]

Robot in the Family seems like a movie directed by Jerma.

[@roach9397]

Somehow it's even less comprehensible than the cinematic masterpiece known as The Rat Movie

[@Viceroy_Sundercles_III]

My brain initially read that as “directed by a Jawa.” That’s my new headcanon.

[@ChaloempolKay]

The boys comes back with the old format. I feel like coming home.

[@GK-hq8mo]

Nice observation! I don't know how long has it been since the last episode of just Mike, Jay, Jack and Rich Evans watching three dumb B-movies. Really missed those

[@flusterdouglas9326]

Last time seems to be April of 2018 when they did Hologram Man, Faust and another Leo Fong movie. I love the gimmicks and the guests, but it would be nice to see the format and panelists that made the channel so great, more than once every two years.

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

@@flusterdouglas9326 Its been that long? When Jack famously thought Scotty Pippins played for the Charlotte Hornets? I feel old.

[@duckenomics7981]

“What is this? WHAT IS THIS?” “Olives.”

[@Iukini]

When he says "what is this what is this" and jack just fucking loses it lmao

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Once you've mastered the art of putting olives on toothpicks, you're 1/15th the way to mastering the martini.

[@ThePiratedave11]

43:25 wow, I don’t know if we’ve ever seen an outburst of anger like that from Jay. Better yet, the other guys don’t react because it’s totally understandable and agreeable

[@mikelitwin]

The robot's voice sounds an awful lot like Adam Sandler's "Jill" from "Jack and Jill". In case neither of those things was cringeworthy enough.

[@porsche911sbs]

Here's a fuck-marry-kill stumper: Jill from _Jack and Jill,_ Golddiggeer from _Robot in the Family,_ or Leo Fong.

[@danielmiller4015]

Fitting, since Robot in the Family gives me the same feelings of anxiety that Uncut Gems did.