Best of the Worst: Night of the Lepus, Zombie 3, and Silk

[@nowheredan27]

Abandoning a movie like that? ISN'T THAT IMMORAL?

[@Landfish100]

ISN'T THAT CHEATING THE PUBLIC?

[@RedGreenLugar]

Eyes on Been! I repeat eyes on Breen!

[@lemeres2478]

That movie did the most immoral act of all- it was boring. A movie can be illogical, incoherent, offensive, unintentionally goofy, repulsive, poorly filmed, and the like. But at the very least, it shouldn't be boring. That is the greatest sin of all for a work of entertainment. Even a bad flavor is better than being flavorless, because then you can inflict it onto your friends. Compare that to a Breen experience- you are never going to forget that, even if you wanted to.

[@stirnersretrowave5094]

ISN'T THAT CORRUPT?

[@edwardicus4]

Ha,ha,ha. We watch whatever movies we want and make millions off of KZbin revenue. Then the viewers become hooked on our content so we make more money😈

[@hookedonphoenix3112]

Mike: “I don’t want anything extra from Neil Breen.” *Buys a $150, 5 hour documentary on Neil Breen’s films.

[@goatgod2009]

In standard definition.....

[@V4Now]

@@sir0nion only on Saturday nights, I assume.

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

@@sir0nion only at the manhole

[@MrWednesday3]

2020: Making You Beg for Breen.

[@FultonX]

@@mrminecraftcubeable only in Budapest

[@jacoblief8263]

I was rewatching The Matrix today, and I now realize that Night of the Lepus is in that movie! It's playing in the background during the scene where Neo is waiting to meet The Oracle.

[@UltimateOmegaRed]

Cool!

[@Vaporvice84]

Follow the White rabbit....

[@RAnderwill]

i just realized this too! ive been watching so much rlm and then switched to the matrix for some reason and /mindblown

[@moritzzz1]

I've always wondered if that movie was real

[@mikesanders3246]

I just checked. You are correct sir!

[@GreatFlamingEyebrows_]

this video is proof that good audio is more important than good video

[@suxcawks]

Mike's scream specifically

[@octopusonfire100]

It made me feel uneasy, like when two things go together but don't match at all.

[@Football__Junkie]

I’m glad I don’t have to sit through that annoying humming sound that are common on VHS recordings

[@xXxSephirothxXx67526]

The juxtaposition is what I noticed immediately

[@reservoirfrogs2177]

MrSplendid honestly I wished rhe audio was brought down a bit to match

[@TheVolgun]

This is borderline experimental.

[@peradolia]

TheVolgun SCP-066 'mr.plinkett'

[@Wyllowisp]

So slapping an effect = experimental? You guys really don't know what it means.

[@TheVolgun]

It's a meme you dip.

[@SomeKindaSpy]

It's a really great "experiment".

[@colin-halter]

Is Dr. Miller replacing Scientist Man?

[@thepresence365]

Rich Evans cooing at the cute miniature produce is everything I needed from this episode. And Mike's bunny death scream was just icing on the cake.

[@RykerJones28]

Rich cooing over cute stuff brings me joy.

[@themarkktv]

He kinda sounded like the baby T-Rex from Jurassic Park: The Lost World

[@gyromurphy]

I was recently having an existential crisis because I swore up and down that I remembered that happened... But for the life of me I couldn't find the clip. Did my brain make it up? Am I catching the dementia? Well, thankfully, no. I found it and a very small portion of my life is complete.

[@powmegranate772]

@@themarkktv That actually was Mike in Jurassic Park: Lost World. Incredible voice acting.

[@TVsMrNeil]

I noticed your audio isn't in VHS. Not that I'd want that. Thank you for not doing that.

[@SpinTheWords]

Neil Purcell I'm glad you were able to notice. Must have been hard to figure out .

[@YesIHaveManyProblemsThanks]

Yes but where is the deafening back round SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! of a vhs camcorder we all now and love. Thank God for good sound now a days!

[@swans184]

Kind of want a bonus VHS audio track now

[@5Detective]

Audio is the most important aspect for youtube videos. I'd happily watch this series even if it always looked like this.

[@gutz____1893]

Bro actually true

[@TheActionBrick]

They should do Best of the Worst as a silent film next.

[@stanley13579]

No Rich laugh, no deal.

[@a7xruler]

I hate that you said this but I know I want to see it as well.

[@TheActionBrick]

stanley13579 No, the Rich Laugh will still be there, just as a really long caption.

[@TheActionBrick]

Josh Hinman Why do you hate that I said it?

[@DerangedManiac12]

Sounds borderline experimental

[@cameronroy2129]

Wait you switched to a neil breen film at the end, isn't that betraying the publics trust?

[@jamesparkinson7328]

As an evil KZbinr I enjoy making fun of Neil Breen films for profit

[@saladvolcano3103]

That's just not right.

[@saladvolcano3103]

@@jamesparkinson7328 That's just not right.

[@JaydevRaol]

😂

[@magustrigger9195]

That seems immoral

[@24FramesOfNick]

It’s amazing how much joy I feel seeing a new best of the worst

[@iregreteverthingo2841]

I Know You!

[@888legends]

I was soooo hype

[@jonathanhernandez3292]

me too!

[@cohencyr3254]

24 Frames Of Nick I watch your videos

[@Edexcube]

Such a great episode

[@bernielopez7429]

"noted horror legend Shoji Tabuchi"

[@sserpent21]

Picnic Basket Sam ay ay ay ay ya ya ya ya ya hodown moozik !

[@DrVagax]

I'm gonna be like Breen whenever I visit a party next time. Just anyone talking about whatever and stand silent till they finish and scream "ISN'T THAT CHEATING THE PUBLIC TRUST"

[@jelqingtips6851]

Cool pfp

[@drbinderust]

Yes, but you have to be sure to say it in that flat talentless tone he uses for everything, even when he's supposed to be angry.

[@jeremyphillips3087]

Its cool that you go to parties. Wish i did.

[@ulmerbrothers2076]

I will too

[@aarondavis8943]

Did you do it? We're still awaiting your report...

[@msr0685]

I'm so happy Neil Breen has found a relatively harmless way to channel his psychosis. Can you imagine what he'd be doing if he weren't a "film" director?

[@toweypat]

_ thank god for freedom of speech.

[@richardslivingston]

He'd be hacking the world government in the desert.

[@stirnersretrowave5094]

He'd probably fall back on his side job and be doing screwed up things via architecture.

[@cattibingo]

Need to give psychopaths something to do so they don't end up becoming serial killers

[@padawansound6423]

He'd be starring in The Jinx

[@Cs-zp5sr]

Breen: Violence bad. Also Breen: I will eliminate you, this is my universe!

[@boomxhaka-saka7711]

Neil Breen in Double Down: I always thought I was doing the right thing in preparing for life. I donate millions of dollars to charity. Also Neil in DD: I'm a dangerous terrorist mercenary for anyone who wants my services. I will kill any who try to stop me.

[@toonbat]

@@boomxhaka-saka7711 He said "I will eliminate you"? I thought it was "I will illuminate you." To be fair, considering Neil Breen's methods, one is probably achieved through the other.

[@thehza2592]

(After murdering a couple dozen ninjas) "Only through the elimination of violence can we truly achieve world peace"

[@gelraldoldo5152]

If u want peace prep for genocide

[@morganholladay7433]

I honestly wish they'd permanently keep the VHS camera filming them during their viewings. It's like watching security footage of a psych ward recreation room

[@joelsmith5938]

...is it not?

[@midwesttempestapoc4178]

The only this is that those video units might burn out with that much use ..... Then as I'm typing it realized they could just digitally alter it. It's early and I haven't had caffeine. Lol

[@TonyArechiga]

I agree! At least for best of the worst! I've been going back and watching the classics!

[@BrokeNekiNeko]

This comment deserves more likes

[@sblinder1978]

Like Crazy Fat Ethel 2?

[@CarlWatkins]

As a Star Trek fan, I appreciate when Mike and Rich talk Star Trek. As a smart ass, I love when everyone else gives them shit about it. They should replace Previously Recorded with a show where Mike just explains the plot to TOS episodes to everyone.

[@adamfrisk956]

I get a feeling Mike has a case of gays for Picard, though. So, it should be TNG.

[@DanielGilchristYT]

Lets not make it a new show, lets just turn Prev Rec INTO that show, while they still play games.

[@pmunkyandpals11]

No No se 08

[@tirangle]

Jay lookin like an estranged father bringing his kids to the bowling alley

[@eyflin]

Tirangle this is my favorite comment on any RLM video

[@wearealreadydeadfam8214]

The most metrosexual estranged father ever.

[@jroggs85]

Night of the Lepus is an extremely effective horror film, but only for a very specific kind of person. Namely, the Exploding Varmints guy.

[@albertramirez1954]

Fun fact: night of the lepus was filmed in Ajo, Arizona my home town. It’s our one claim to fame and all the extras were from there including the sheriff who played the sheriff.

[@mikeharris6429]

Albert Ramirez your town should be ashamed of its self

[@badaddresses]

better than my hometowns claim to fame... Jon from the real world 2

[@Pseudiom]

Best Of The Worst: Jay's Snuff Film Edition

[@NyctophileXIII]

In the 80's my dad bought a cassette tape that was intended to draw coyotes (so they could be eliminated). It was a full hour of nothing but constant rabbit screams.

[@steveharvey2102]

Wow! Did you need therapy? I'm being serious. Because that shit would mess me up! Hope you're okay. Cheers.

[@notme222]

Did they make a VHS version? Asking for some hack-frauds from Wisconsin.

[@confuzed1946]

Hey, my old man had the same tape. I used to put my tower speakers in the window and blast that tape when the neighbors pissed me off.

[@NyctophileXIII]

@@confuzed1946 😄 Awesome!

[@michaelmyers3709]

It should have been five hours of Road Runner beep-beeping.

[@Regulith]

24:00 mike's description of rabbits not making a sound their entire life until the "death rattle" makes me laugh hysterically every time

[@Karaiathin]

I genuinely can't believe they didn't show their reaction to the ending of Pass Thru, where Neil and the woman walk through a field of dead bodies while triumphant music plays; I was waiting the whole episode for Rich to blow out the mics watching that!

[@f.d.3289]

aw man... pass thru is by far my favourite neil breen movie and it totally deserved a spotlight episode... it's So FucKING inSANE

[@dedmachine6534]

The real plot twist is that Neil Breen likely has mercury poisoning from all that tuna consumption. He is literally as mad as a hatter.

[@woesiohans]

As a fellow Midwesterner I will confirm, bunnies dying in the middle of the night sounds like a child being murdered.

[@Neitenth]

We have bunnies and coyotes in California. I'm in a suburb of San Diego and sometimes I see fifty bunnies gathered together in the 7-11 parking lot. I've seen a coyote sitting in my parking space at home.

[@AuDHDarling]

One time I was walking in the park with my mom as a kid and within the span of about ten seconds we spotted a baby bunny (and jointly said "aw"), saw a crow swoop down and grab the bunny in its talons as the bunny began to utter death shrieks (and jointly gasped in horror), then watched as an adult rabbit sprinted out of nowhere to throw its entire body at the crow, knocking the baby bunny free so both could bolt back into the bushes as the crow flew away.

[@neal2399]

Kelsey Williams that’s fucking insane. Suburban food chains terrify me

[@eminempreg]

As a bunny owner I freaked out the first and only time I heard my bunny shriek.... She was fine, a piece of hay got in her eye and she FREAKED and then continued eating

[@dragan2324]

I read that as "business dying in the middle of the night" and didn't really question it for a moment

[@KenPurchase]

The progression through Breen's films is kind of worrysome. I mean they're all basically just the same theme repeated over and over - "Humanity has ruined everything and I'm here to save it," except his solution for "saving" humanity gets progressively more violent. He starts off as Alien Space Jesus and ends up a mass-murdering terrorist. Or wait, did he start as a terrorist and then become Space Jesus and then become a terrorist again? I've lost myself here.

[@Xetelian]

Almost like someone has a god complex.

[@futonrevolution7671]

1) Bio-terrorist 2) Space Jesus 3) hacktivist with the superpowers of Wolverine, Kitty Pryde, and Purple Man 4) time-traveling murderous AI 5) Wonder Twins

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

The thing I like the most about Neil Breen's movies is the way he always manages to slip in the cheapest green screen effects possible. It's like watching all the footage from an old 90s FMV video game.

[@futonrevolution7671]

Breen Screen technology is a convergent evolution.

[@Xetelian]

Breen is either an unaware F- grade movie auteur or he is aware and doesn't care, or plot twist, it could be a tax scheme to make these movies for a loss and then write it off on his taxes.

[@olekaarvaag9405]

You can actually tell how good Breen is by how friendly, happy and full of life they became after seeing his movie. It's true art.

[@leminjapan]

Can't believe RLM still has less than 1 million subs. I've been around since 200k and watching their slow climb has been a little frustrating for a channel that puts out consistently quality content. Keep going, guys!

[@Xetelian]

I believe they have their own website where most of their original viewers are. I found them only after they went to youtube.

[@MrMonkeyindrag]

They consistently get over a million views though on a lot of their videos so i believe they’re doing well.

[@leminjapan]

MrMonkeyindrag not saying they're not doing well, it's just frustrating as a fan to see garbage channels grow faster and get ten times the views and subs that RLM does

[@dmbjunky]

Kevin McGuin I remember when the only place to watch their videos was on their website. Forgot about that.

[@evnerbinko]

Redlettermedia, among some other channels like Mega64, focus on just doing the stuff they want to make and don’t want to cater to the KZbin bullshit you have force yourself to do to get “more subs” and “more views.”

[@nolableslefteldered1231]

I once sat and watched all of Neil Breen's movies in order. By the third movie my brain was tapioca but when I finished the fourth move it caused a dawning revelation. All of the movies were connected and suddenly made sense. It was a major WTF moment and I never want to do that again. The young guy in the mine in "Passing Through" is a younger version of Neils character in "Double Down". He is even wearing the exact same jean vest.

[@Valagaav]

If you truly wish to understand you must watch them all simultaneously.

[@nanomachinesson2513]

You have obtained true enlightenment, but the cost may have been too great.....

[@deaj8450]

What about 'Fateful Findings' and 'I Am Here.... Now'? Where do they fit? I figure pass thru Neil and I am here.... now Neil could be the same person visiting Earth two separate times. Maybe Fateful Findings Neil is Double Down Neil before he had to go to the desert since they have the same/similar goals.

[@nolableslefteldered1231]

It Was.

[@towersofgiza]

YOU HAVE SEEN BREEN! WE ARE ALL BREEN! WE HAVE BREEN YOU! WE ARE ALL YOU. WE. ARE. BREEN.

[@calvinlee8103]

The funniest thing in this video is Rich describing Waco as a "little fracas."

[@mgsPWlover]

I've never said it out loud, but on the occasions Waco comes up around, I internally think of it as a "little fracas" now all thanks to Rich lmao

[@leisti]

A spot of bother.

[@caffeineadvocate]

The VHS quality makes it difficult to see how many copies of 'Laser Mission' with Brandon Lee you own...

[@bulkeh]

Like, the "eyes on Breen" bit is hilarious, but the number of times that they've accurately predicted shit makes me genuinely worried.

[@neal2399]

Oh don’t worry, it’s coming. Whatever it is, it’s coming.

[@-sanju-]

Still waiting for something to happen.

[@slackerdenile8836]

What if Neil Breen caused Corona virus?

[@Slat3]

@@slackerdenile8836 Goddamit, someone took their eyes off Breen.

[@CJJC]

QANeil

[@hughJ]

That moment when your go-to usage of "40 year old man" to describe someone as being "old" is actually younger than your present company. It's the close cousin of thinking that 1995 was a decade ago.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Old comment, but the '10s truly feel like a lost decade.

[@groinBlaster31]

​@@12ealDealOfficial 2020-2022 are just a blank spot of overeating, sleeping, video games, marijuana, and depression for me

[@thesponge836]

​@@groinBlaster31 you're describing grad school for me

[@tHustr4]

This looks like one of those artsy-fartsy films no one other than Jay cares about

[@DustinRodriguez1_0]

I care, Zarathustra, I care. Of course, I also have actually read Thus Spoke Zarathustra...

[@zetetick395]

Well, Zarathustra! You must have had WIFI installed in your mountaintop cave! :o Good for you! (...What network are you using?)

[@youtubeused2Bcool]

Why do they all start laughing at 59:01?

[@voilvelev6775]

Sigh. Saying ''artsy-fartsy'' makes you sound like your IQ is so low, that you try to eat the plastic fruits at the store. And if its irony... man, irony is not really easily translated into text.

[@BillTheScientist]

@@voilvelev6775 I'm sure he was "totally" serious...

[@gorlack2231]

Rich is so overexposed that he just becomes a fat glowing orb.

[@zetetick395]

Like a big white balloon with the neck pinched, emitting high pitch squealings.

[@stepheneaton4978]

A glowing orb that sings Jackson 5 songs

[@metalnut92]

scockery But does Mike believe in the existence of Rich Evans?

[@pekinobo]

+ gorlack2231 A Sexy glowing orb. Mind you.

[@koohlwranchdoughreetoes3356]

Glowing orbs are described in the bible. Coincidence? I think not.

[@Carson_The_Director]

To this day, the “call my agent” joke is one of the funniest things Mike has ever said.

[@luckyspurs]

Compliment becomes slightly more insulting with every passing day.

[@Kraftfan]

38:54 - Silk 40:25 - Push the Whopper Button

[@Saramusvasque2838]

Thank you

[@vvendi9o259]

Breen at the parties looks like a bad mod for the Sims.

[@Mushubeans]

Fauxbia dialogue in the Sims is better

[@zetetick395]

Don't you think it's immoral to say that?

[@Timbobjr]

Fauxbia Can we get a Neil Breen mod for the Sims?

[@aikonatsumi5611]

I got the mod but he just blew up my mansion and disappeared :(

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Once Neil Breen collects all 6 magic rocks, he'll wipe out half the universe.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

@RJ Are you sure? I mean, look at all the (broken) laptops he uses! Everyone knows that the more laptops you own, the smarter you are. He must be a *breenius!*

[@fartdarthdarthfarter6129]

Only a fractional percentage will be spared, to serve him

[@moisheshucklegruber2982]

luckily he also requires the quixotic medallion to focus their power

[@chandara_kumar]

Atleast he predicted avengers endgame so he might atleast have one of them

[@brandonmather543]

@@moisheshucklegruber2982 I get the reference. I don't think anyone else did.

[@mikemcgtv]

As soon as I saw "In case of emergency, break glass," I immediately thought, "This is gonna be either a Neil Breen or Vitaliy Versace movie." I was not disappointed.

[@Best-Match]

MikeMcGTV Unfortunately it’ll be a while before we get to see them talk about Born Into Mafia

[@futonrevolution7671]

The actual Cameron Mitchell would be in there? "Goddammit, will you break the fucking glass?!"

[@MiniMackeroni]

Who the hell is that in the reflection breaking the glass, though?

[@raybloodypurchase1941]

Watch in 144p for a true question your life experience.

[@ludicrousslim]

OMG I tried it and Rich Evans turns into your avatar from the old Atari 2600 game Adventure

[@SCI_WALKER]

I’m already questioning my life. 144p would provide an unfortunate answer.

[@distinguishedallureproduct879]

My phone service sucks so 144 is the only way I can watch it.... ._.

[@LiamPennington]

That is how I remember the Internet looking when I first got dial up....

[@Ripcookiethief]

Ray Bloody Purchase it's what the world looks like when I lose my glasses.

[@catrachocolo]

"the Branch Davidians had their little fracas with the FBI". 86 dead people. Little fracas.... Never change, Rich!

[@operationblubeam]

several children were killed in that too, frankly i am a bit shocked no one on RLM didnt catch this and just edit that out, given the sheer gravity of the event.

[@Hunter12396]

@@operationblubeam they make fun of 9-11 and children dying all the time. You've come to the wrong channel for sensitivity

[@haroldbalzac6336]

@@operationblubeam AIDSSSSS

[@rofljohn23]

@@Hunter12396AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS being another example.

[@Demilich23]

Jay has been playing a drinking game for several years where he takes a drink every time Mike and Rich start talking about Star Trek.

[@Xetelian]

You know the South Park episode that proclaims "The Simpsons did it" as they roll out old Simpsons jokes? A lot of the same can be said about Star Trek, from ALL the series' they have covered a crazy amount of pop culture and topics.

[@mikcnmvedmsfonoteka]

@@Xetelian Trey and Matt almost went crazy becuse of Simpsons , they came up with ideas and tough they were being orginal , till one of their employers said Simpsons did it they came up with new idea but again Simpsons had done it and so they said screw it and made Simpsons did it.episode

[@steveharvey2102]

Yeah, but nobody can say The Simpson's stole "Baseketball", or "Cannibal: The Musical." I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not...depends on who you ask? Cheers

[@Schirad]

Footage of Blu-Ray boxes shot on VHS cameras is my new favorite aesthetic.

[@erikson94gremista]

Schir so fucking hipster. I love it

[@Fubs_the_queen]

My uncle, to this day, still uses a RCA to record all family gatherings and special moments. He’s also a robotics engineer for the government, so I know he’s aware that other options exist.

[@FanboyFilms]

Trust your gut about Neil Breen. I used to work at a TV station running infomercials, and sometimes I'd get a vibe that one of the pitchmen was just more crooked and malevolent than the rest. When I would look them up a few years later, they were almost always in jail. Kevin Trudeau being the first example to come to mind.

[@kurtvanduran7725]

FanboyFilms is Kevin a relative of Justin?

[@jordanetherington1922]

@@kurtvanduran7725 No.

[@ryumajin3]

Wallace and Gromit did killer bunnies right!

[@zetetick395]

lol _Wallace & Grommet_ did it *right!* (plus they're the only movies to make a penguin *genuinely sinister* ) O__O

[@zetetick395]

Dann Dann Daaa!! :o FOR ONLY A FOOL UNDERESTIMATES *THE TERROR* OF SHADY PENGUINS!!

[@zetetick395]

The 'bunny thing' in _Sexy Beast_ (trapped under the pool?) is pretty freaky as well. - Plus you have Ben Kingsley is FULL ON manic-psycho mode!

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

Pulls off rubber glove. (shocked voice) "It's you!"

[@daxlucero2437]

I love the fact that mike said that a corvette has 2 flags, and Ferrari doesn’t, because mike is correct. Ferrari has a horse, so mike has redeemed his credibility

[@johnstephenalbert]

With that VHS image quality, I kept expecting Mike and Rich to start smoking cigarettes.

[@BlackCriticGuy]

Ok this one DEFINITELY broke new ground. We all can agree correct?

[@Godzilla_Cheeze]

It didn’t break new ground. IT BROKE NEW GROOOOOUND!

[@killerhedgehog69]

very cool very cool

[@sowhatphie]

subverted expectations

[@EthanSoule]

I CAME! I CAME WHEN I SAW THE VHS QUALITY!

[@TheIndifferentGamer]

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW JAY

[@eminempreg]

Rich Evan's "aaaaaw"s give me life. God I love rabbits

[@SuperDerp5]

Something about a grown man doing that; gives me hope for humanity..

[@REVOisMYname]

Rich Evan’s love for that head of Lettuce was like mother and child

[@WatrDragn]

This video is a time capsule. It's a testament that the little guy can put anything out online and people will watch it.

[@WhiteSpyder170]

Mike was dead right on the Corvette logo, and Josh, using his wizardly magical powers, made Mike walk it back almost instantly.

[@Tetragrammaton22]

Except for when Mike called the Corvette an Italian sports car. His emphasis on the Italian part is what made Josh say Ferrari.

[@mayaismaya99]

Breen now has 3 more movies, an entire episode dedicated to them would be absolutely glorious

[@mayaismaya99]

WeezaY5000 yes ys the best idea

[@wraith1701]

Agreed.

[@mrbri6463]

maya is maya I want that to happen on episode 69.

[@dannolan6228]

Oh god no

[@eadlynjune]

I guess you could say he’s had such a...twisted pair of movies.

[@Crusader820]

"If it can be destroyed by the truth, it DESERVES to be destroyed by the truth." CHANGE MY MIND

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Depends on if the truth would make things worse than the lie. Like, if someone's father said he hated his child on his death bed, but the person who was there to hear it told the child their father loved them.

[@neal2399]

Mega Man X Powered Up I’d want to know my father hated me

[@badquestion4785]

@@neal2399 Same here. A man who doesnt love his son wouldn't be a good father. Which would result in a lot of psychological damage to the son. Realizing your father is not capable of love would be immediately painful, but extremely beneficial long term.

[@calvinlee8103]

This applies to belief systems and false claims a whole lot better than it applies to none of your dads loving you.

[@LawkzBro]

Undercover police and that kind of thing.

[@ernestbrown9660]

"Don't come near me. I'll kill you, you......" Most convincing line of dialogue in a Neil Breen movie, he must get that a lot in real life.

[@TMMQuicksilver]

Mike getting an episode of Star Trek wrong?! THE MOON TURNS RED, THE GATES HAVE OPENED

[@youfoolwarrenisdead6400]

He was drunk.

[@youfoolwarrenisdead6400]

Yeah i mean he's drunkerer than usual.

[@mharbaugh]

scockery And they get a mention in Generations!

[@stevemanart]

Neil Breen's face looks like Enterprise-era Vulcan makeup.

[@wmurd]

yup, Rich's tshirt could pass as a Neil Breen tshirt

[@Ryfinius]

I was thinking of gene simmons with severe leprosy.

[@Vaporvice84]

Butthead from beavis and butthead

[@CJJC]

He’s clearly Xon from the failed Star Trek Phase II.

[@rosebudbaxter4671]

@frankiethewop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CptChaos47]

"She bang 'em, breaks 'em, and books 'em." "That sounds illegal."

[@AngusTheZombie]

"ISN'T THAT IMMORAL?"

[@tristan8940]

Isn’t that betraying the pubic’s thrust?

[@cacophonousantiquarian8803]

​@@tristan8940at first I thought you made a typo, then realized, no, you didn't.

[@noahgeorge67]

Mr. Bauman, I don’t feel so good...

[@bloodrunsclear]

'This is the first movie we've ever abandoned' HELLO? CYBERTRACKER?

[@bloodrunsclear]

Semantics

[@bloodrunsclear]

Maybe this is the Ultimate RLM universe...

[@link670]

Also Florence Henderson's Looking Great, Feeling Great

[@IncoherentMoron]

that's a Wheel ep, that doesn't count; there's an entire episode of Wheel of the Worst where they gave up on every single video on the Wheel save two

[@idontcare9672]

Think your all forgeting octopuff

[@mikelippenkrans5297]

Mike saying Jay missed the Blood Debts episode because he was at a porn convention is a really underrated BOTW moment.

[@penumbra84]

Who's rating BOTW moments such that that one could be underrated?

[@mikelippenkrans5297]

@@penumbra84 I've just never seen it referenced or acknowledged before.

[@larryfanning3281]

As someone whos comfortably tucked away in Ireland, the possibility of all out war is the least of your worries. There is no denying Neil Breen, he will come for us all.

[@cranebird47]

[Cut to desert] Boy: So video quality isn't directly related to the quality of the story? Mike (hands boy crumbles of the Silk DVD): Take this. Now they'll believe you.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I especially love how half of the little silver chips of crap don't even land in the boy's hands.

[@bombabombom3603]

No shit, this looks so much more natural than the standard HD mode. I feel like I'm watching a 90s public access/off-air infomercial. I like it.

[@johnoconnell8393]

Consistently the best content on KZbin, thanks guys.

[@TechMetalRules]

Ironically, Mike was right the first time... the red sports car is a Chevrolet Corvette.

[@bot_jonah]

I just rewatched this episode and scrolled until I found this comment. Mike still only gets half credit though because I'm pretty sure he thought a Corvette was an Italian sports car 🇮🇹

[@haroldbalzac6336]

@@bot_jonah is it not?

[@danieldietrich9969]

I can't believe how far I had to scroll to find this comment.

[@TechMetalRules]

@@bot_jonah Haha!

[@Realist00]

@@haroldbalzac6336 It's not. Chevy is American

[@mandycat8]

Experienced the bunny death scream first hand when I witnessed a rabbit being attacked by a red tail hawk. It’s horrifying.

[@thepassionateginger6236]

The car in the video is C2 Corvette. Mike was right the first time.

[@esharp48]

except that corvettes are not italian.

[@WildBluntHickok]

@@Zero_Ninety Like asking a total nerd about sports. Seriously, I know next to nothing about sports.

[@bdubbs]

Thanks Jay, very cool.

[@Momohhhhhh]

This channel is where I come to escape the world

[@EpileptikRobot]

I'm so glad they didn't spoil the twist in the thumbnail in favor of more clicks.

[@FreedSamurai]

3:04 and just like that, Apple, Spotify, Facebook, and KZbin all removed Rich Evans' content within 12 hours of each other, citing a breach of community guidelines.

[@mland2012]

Secret Service: 1, 2, 3, eyes on Breen! Neil Breen: 1, 2, eyes on you. Secret Service: [slowly fades from existence]

[@schmittelt]

I honestly stopped noticing the video camera quality about half way through. Have we been lying to ourselves about the need for HD? Do I need to start blowing up mansions?

[@travellingshoes5241]

It is funny eh. The VHS quality never used to bother me 14 years ago before i started watching dvd's.

[@eadlynjune]

It’s weird to think at one point this was kinda normal.

[@zetetick395]

Yes and yes

[@willigagbob8243]

You'll miss it once you put on a porn

[@vaughnmonroejr.7122]

no start blowing up womansions

[@youtubiu]

Watching this with just one of the headphones on for the full Mono experience

[@youtubiu]

Lucas Vance Hi Lucas Vance

[@f.d.3289]

yeah, my laptop's speakers have been mono for a while now, it's great XD

[@akrabbim]

You really need to have a "Best of the Breen" episode. Granted, you may all go mad, but we'd enjoy it.

[@vhsqueen]

I want that episode!!

[@psvids2228]

Pleaseeeee i want this to happen!

[@SirCrest]

This video... actually broke new ground.

[@thegreatbrambo1403]

We used to watch Night of the Lepus every Easter. It was the best.

[@catrachocolo]

Over the last decades, there have been hundreds, if not thousands, of schlock movies set pretty much anywhere in this world (and off), but clearly filmed in Southern California. Many of them featured on this show. For once we have a schlock film that is actually supposed to take place in Southern Cali but it was filmed in the Philippines...... Oh the irony!

[@BilliamRockwell]

I appreciate the shit vhs quality, but the audio is still too good. D out of 5

[@Godzilla_Cheeze]

It sounds like shit! It’s 50/50 at least!

[@searchingforpennies]

and i appreciate your picture. good album .thumbs up

[@arbitterm]

Nobody needs over an hour of whooshing noise from the fan and reel mechanism

[@venomousspiderwookie]

Tolerance of that is what separates the men from the boys.

[@JohnCWannamaker]

BilliamRockwell Not sure what you watched this on but on my phone speakers Rich Evans sounds like some garbled high frequency speaker death.

[@BFSOM]

The Secret of N.I.M. (Nonsensical Italian Movie)

[@stirnersretrowave5094]

Mike cheering happily at the sight of an old lady and young boy getting shot by a crime lord always brightens my day.

[@comoquinquela]

I love this new season of the Eric Andre show !!

[@lilliamcruz6778]

Bird up

[@madmikemassacre]

Ranch up

[@drewdemory1092]

Sup Ramadan Steve

[@VHSANOMALYWAREHOUSE]

Back when I lived in the city, I used to roam the streets at sundown with my old camcorder. I'd spend hours each night shooting all the interesting people I saw on VHS. Usually in the head.

[@christyhw]

"somebody forgot to carry a 1" underrated joke!

[@SleepFan771]

Sorry KZbin are giving you guys so much trouble uploading and monetizing your videos! I just want to say thanks for this upload as I'm starting a new job tomorrow morning and I'm too anxious to sleep. I can forget my nervousness by hanging out with you hack frauds for an hour. Thanks!

[@innoclarke7435]

Nothing to be anxious about, my dude. You're going to absolutely kill at your new job.)

[@ltjulien]

Good Luck!

[@acidfruitloops]

Hang loose bra, you'll be fine

[@Okinoth]

Good luck !

[@joshbrown6562]

If rich Evans can hold a job then so can you! Good luck!

[@johnoconnell8393]

Can't wait for all of Mike's new Star Trek references from the new Picard series!

[@Lark1610]

When you unconciously develop a dementia, because your best friend have one already, that's true friendship.

[@DirtyFrigginHarry]

40:29 is the most uplifting and joyful moment I've had in weeks

[@PINAPPLEVOODOO66]

Agreed

[@ImaTigerwithabeanbag]

I'm watching VHS footage of people discussing 2k-4k restorations in 1080 on a 4K monitor.

[@rushnerd]

VHS is the raccoon way

[@ImaTigerwithabeanbag]

Ｒｕｓｈｎｅｒｄ I found all of these VHS tapes of hack frauds talking about bad blu rays in a dumpster in Milwaukee.

[@WildBluntHickok]

Why do they call it 2K instead of 1080p anyway?

[@michaelegan3522]

I'm watching this without headphones, and Rich's high-pitched squeals about "that tiny head of lettuce" around 3:52 probably made my roommates think that I'm in here watching Japanese porn.

[@TheDilden]

Lmao fuggin great

[@Garganchonimous]

I don’t know if this will reach you, Jay, but your description of the directorial situation with Zombi 3 was inaccurate in the episode. Admittedly, clear information about it is a bit hard to come by, but this is what I’ve been able to piece together from various interviews: In this episode I got the impression that you thought Fulci directed very little to almost nothing of this movie, which is not true. Fulci directed everything featuring Deran Sarafian and Beatrice Ring, the two A-story leads, since they couldn’t return for reshoots when Mattei and Fragasso took over. Fulci’s footage includes the notorious “zombie head in the fridge” scene, which he has gone on record as saying it’s the only thing in Zombi 3 he was proud of. Fulci’s footage also matches the visual style of other movies he directed around this period of his career, i.e. The Devil’s Honey, Aenigma, Touch of Death, etc. Most of his movies from this period have the kind of hazy cinematography present in his footage, while Mattei and Fragasso’s contributions do not. Mattei and Fragasso’s main contribution to the film was the B-story involving the scientists working on Death-1 and Mike Monty as the general; Fulci’s footage doesn’t kick in until a good 20+ minutes into the film, right after the cremation of the body from the hotel assault. In fact, you guys showed a shot from their footage that features them! Mattei and Fragasso cameoed as the two soldiers (at 27:55) carrying out the cremation in front of Mike Monty. Mattei on the left, Fragasso on the right. It took me years to piece all of this information together, so I can’t really blame you for not quite getting it right. I’ve seen far more ridiculous claims from people more entrenched in the Italo-horror community.

[@michaelmalfaro3746]

The zombies were supposed to be supernatural in the original concept, but Italian b-movies producers are afraid of originality.

[@jdbarker32]

@@michaelmalfaro3746 It didn't help that the Italian film industry was going downhill from its peak in the early 80s.

[@cattibingo]

Good job mr. "Umm actually"

[@Garganchonimous]

@@cattibingo I mean you didn't know did you

[@Garganchonimous]

@@michaelmalfaro3746 As a baseline for film pitches sure (the "what film is your film like" approach instead of "what is your film like") but there's plenty of wild original shit in Italian b-movies, especially at that moment in the short era of Flora Film and Filmirage. Gialli for example are loaded with all sorts of bizarre subplots and bits and bobs outside of their basic structure.

[@maximusironthumper]

Just how I imagine Soviet youtube would have looked and bonus Breen saves the night. Splendid stuff gentlemen!

[@zetetick395]

ALL THESE MASTERPIECES FROM GLORIOUS RUSSIAN PEOPLES FILM INDUSTRY ARE PERFECT! Mikhail Stoklassa: _"7 out of 10 not enough Lenin"_ (RIP Mikhail Stoklassa)

[@brokensync]

nph53 this really is a very good joke. Well done comrade

[@redrebelscum7684]

Mate, they invented the satellite.

[@MCB51623]

My favourite youtube channel commenting on my other favourite youtube channel makes me oddly happy.

[@Skinz01]

Ah, the Soviet Union, that famous technological backwater that won world war 2 and launched humanity into the space age.

[@fringelilyfringelily391]

The Night of The Lepus is, sort of, vaguely based on the novel, The Year Of The Angry Rabbit, by Russell Braddon. It is actually, believe it or not, a clever and funny satire on Australian politics of the period.

[@trippinsciko]

Neil Breen is the "man rants in car" youtube videos made into a film.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

He's Alex Jones, but without the charisma...

[@memopinzon]

*I GOT SATELLITES I GOT TUNA CANS*

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

*WE GOT BAGELS* _WHOOOOOOO_

[@evanmurray3974]

PUSH THE WHOPPER BUTTON!!!

[@thelonelydirector]

I was so proud of Mike for knowing it was a Corvette and for knowing the logo... then he let Josh talk him out of it. DANGIT!

[@DerthGrips]

I want Rich Evan's "Awww" as my vibrator noise

[@Xpwnxage]

RTMelissa I can cosplay as Rich Evans and be your vibrator

[@DerangedManiac12]

RTMelissa make sure the vibrator looks like the Star Wars droid he jerked off

[@HellecticMojo]

WELL THEN, I guess that's one more in a list of things I've never expected to read.

[@Demigod_3scrub]

RTMelissa Oooo myyy gawdddd

[@Godzilla_Cheeze]

I want it to be the sound of my butthole!