Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #17

[@jvanahill]

*Mike finishes his drink.* *Waits 10 seconds and no one hands him a new one.* "What is this, prohibition?"

[@jackasschicken5922]

Here in Milwaukee that *is* considered prohibition.

[@theres1dentevil]

That's considered Prohibition in the UK too.

[@jackasschicken5922]

@@theres1dentevil Love me some Newcastle! Nobody here understands that it's good cool/room temp. Not cold. Which is nice when you're busy around the house and forget about it...

[@Tiyev]

@@jackasschicken5922 I hear what you were saying about people's insistence on drinks always having to be cold...

[@OHAIMedia]

@@matthuckabey007 ?

[@Turnabout]

"It's got the shitty quality, audio, and video of, like . . . a beheading." 44:41 One of Jim's greatest hits, I was howling

[@benwenger1002]

Jim is underrated. I've seen people say he's boring, but I think he's absolutely hilarious. His humor is extremely dry and subtle. He doesn't chime in as often as the others, but when he does it's usually gold.

[@EuroRhodes]

@@benwenger1002 He grows on you with time. After my seventh watching of episodes with canucks I started liking him very much.

[@SaladofStones]

@@EuroRhodes Yeah he grows on you like a tumor. Spreading laughs throughout your entire body.

[@simondaniel4028]

On a rewatch while playing Elite Dangerous. 21:57 , another good Jim moment.

[@geraldgeraffe2209]

Jim has a nice personality

[@jpn8959]

Your guy's content has incredible rewatch-ability, I find myself binging through the Best of the Worst playlist regularly.

[@cleobinx]

J.P.N I think I have seen this episode like 4 times and I still laugh hysterically

[@John-yy1oy]

That's because it's so dense

[@frankvizen5480]

Same here

[@oblonghilfiger3583]

Half in the bag as well

[@Stinky_Fingaz]

The best is when you're halfway through the playlist and you get the notification for a new BOTW

[@mystermistery]

What I love about Rich Evans is that he is 100% on-board for jokingly making a fool of himself. Like, this is literally the second time he's jokingly breakdanced on camera in order to destroy a tape. He routinely gets hunted for sport by the various VHS tapes and fast food mascots that haunt his life. You gotta be a pretty secure guy to be able to just go "hell yeah I'll act like a doofus on camera, that sounds fun as hell". Rich Evans, absolute hero.

[@ebbelille]

Rich Evans is a treasure. My spirit animal.

[@Turtlecutepoop]

Also helps that he’s smoldering hot

[@TiroDvD]

Please Rich don't be like Chris Farley or John Belushi. We are laughing with you, not at you; except probably Mike.

[@smilesfordays]

It all started with dick the birthday boy and the ride never stopped.

[@richswitch2217]

The Babe Ruth line and bring me fire water had me literally in pain. Beautiful work.

[@TALCOLMINTHEMIDDLE]

mike is literally turning into Plinkett before our eyes

[@kR-qj7rw]

Waiting for the day he get's drunk and brokes his hip, becoming a wheelchair bound angry asshole

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Larry the Cable Guy had the same issue. It used to be a joke character. Now it's who he is.

[@Kokosnuss]

Wait. Who is Mike

[@michaelmoratto]

Mike is actively croning

[@kriggs5033]

@@michaelmoratto He's a CIT?

[@donvid8969]

I love Rich breaking into "I was just waiting for a MAN to walk in and focus them, but it never happened!" while everyone else just stared at him

[@Trig242]

Rich failing the Bechdel Test 🤣

[@lucamckenn5932]

When someone else does it: mansplaining. When Rich Evans does it: comedy. The guys untouchable!

[@BrokamaGay]

​@@lucamckenn5932that's true, the part with the native American man and he immediately started talking about firewater 😂

[@HenerGrc303]

That old lady on the drum is like a Skyrim NPC

[@matthewmacdonaldchannel1]

It's infuriating how hard this made me laugh; I don't even play Skyrim.

[@robertbarrass9176]

This is the first song I ever learned. Ragnar the Red. Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the red Who came riding to Whiterun from o'l Roriksted. The braggart did swagger and brandish his blade As he told of old battles and gold he had made. But then he went quiet did Ragnar the Red When he met the shield maiden Matilda, who said. 'Oh you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead Now I think its high time that you lie down and bleed.' Then came clahsing and slashing of steel As the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal. And the braggard named Ragnar was boastful nomore As his ugly red head rolled around on the floor.

[@mikeharris6429]

Robert Barrass you sir deserve a gold star for this

[@chrisnickels7552]

I agree but that could go for any NPC you run into in any world.

[@iwasdruggedandleftfordeadi815]

Have you heard of the high elves?

[@flaviusandrade]

"I've had several... I would call them spiritual experiencies", said the Irish lady from New Jersey. That translates to "I've done lots of drugs".

[@yushi560]

I have Irish blood and am from Texas, so basically what I'm saying is that I'm coming back in full leprechaun garb when I visit Ireland.

[@solas6342]

Or alternatively she means "cheated on my husband with a charming Irish man and had the best sex of my life."

[@SaladofStones]

She lives in a all crone commune in Minnesota, does she look like she has a husband? She saw a postcard in a thrift store and schlicked to it.

[@LetsSmokePodcast]

Solas these words have never been said in that order in the history of the Irish or sex

[@LinusBitchTits]

@@LetsSmokePodcastthe “Irish Curse” is true

[@strechsanchez]

I showed my cousin Steffan AKA Mr Wiggles your review of his tape, he said "were in the world did y'all find a copy of that" he laughed and said he was that brings back memories

[@JustStop19]

How did he came up with this idea?

[@dboluvscinema3968]

Me fail english? That's umpossible.

[@rhettorical]

Does he still dance? I recognized him instantly because he was in the music video for Limp Bizkit's "Rollin".

[@alexander1112000]

Tell your cousin that his video was extremely amusing, you know what I’m saying?

[@strechsanchez]

@@alexander1112000 Will do

[@sco0oppy]

Every time the Canadians show up it inevitably ends with mocking the elderly.

[@pkmovies92]

I guess because Jim hates it and they do it on purpose.

[@Yo_Soy_Andres]

And Racism

[@lilwyvern4]

What else do you do with old people?

[@nadussias]

the canadians

[@AS-fu1kd]

That's what we do here in Canada

[@GhostOfBilly]

Rich really knocked it out of the park with that Babe Ruth observation.

[@IdanShir]

Pun Police!

[@GhostOfBilly]

Idán Shir We need a pun buddy cop movie.

[@nuketheshoggoth9065]

He really stepped up to the plate. Didn't even bat an eye.

[@GhostOfBilly]

NukeTheShoggoth I tip my hat to you sir.

[@htpkey]

His joke was a homerun!

[@PurposelessRabbitholes]

Jim's impression of Mr. Wiggles saying "I can't go any faster, you know what I'm sayin'" is an underrated BOTW joke

[@SCOTTIEBEAUTIFUL]

I’ve come to think that Jim is the funniest guest star on the program.

[@HughMansonMD]

I love his impression of the evangelical "cyber-porn" guy

[@MC-rs6vw]

I mean the whole segment on Wiggles was dumb, there's plenty to shit on in his video but his dancing isn't one of them. He is legit a legendary dancer and one of the most famous poppers out there and has contributed a lot to the dance community, he is so good he is still dancing today and flying all over the world. These videos were the real dance videos, shitty instructional videos.

[@sir0nion]

@@MC-rs6vw I heard his name in a Black Star song. I've seen some of his stuff on KZbin and he is good!

[@Kefir-fw2qf]

HOW FAST CAN YOU GO? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

[@28Pluto]

As a Canadian that grew up in the 80s, I remember watching "Hug a Tree to Survive" in elementary school. Thanks for bringing back all those horrible memories of shitting my pants when I was in grade 4.

[@zetnom89]

After hearing “Ishtar!” I was expecting at least one “2, 3, 4!”

[@ethicalcheeze1407]

Same

[@JZikovsky]

These men are pawns!

[@pdlagasse]

I put a price of 20,000 dirham on their heads

[@christian_heretic]

3, 2, 3, 4; 4, 2, 3, AND…

[@WeWantBears]

*These men are PRAWNS!* I, too, remember District 9.

[@dkelley418]

Jim comparing Mr. Wiggles to a beheading video gets me every time

[@philrob1978]

The "Babe Ruth" realisation, and the reaction, will never, never get old to me - impossibly funny

[@MichaelRigoni]

Never get old, unlike the crones...

[@RyanReenBattikh]

I'm gonna hide over theeeeere

[@edwardhelms]

Imagine this: You're a young woman, maybe 16 years old. Your crazy aunt invites you to a two day seminar on Womanhood and Sisterhood. You're not sure, but your mom guilts you into it because your aunt already spent money to reserve you a seat. So you go, and the seminar is held in some older woman's house while her husband is out camping, They start the seminar off with a short movie, which she pulls out of a basket near the tv that's clear has been sitting there for years, and happens to be the Old Croning movie. You watch it, the woman leading the seminar cuts is short, saying she "only likes the first part." Your aunt asks what you thought, you go "eh", and she agrees. YOu don't understand or agree with everything that happens in the seminar, but you come away feeling a little closer to understanding your crazy aunt. That's the only time I can think of anyone watching the Crone movie.

[@HiDesert004]

Then she goes back into her room and watches RLM on KZbin, and goes "Hey, I've seen that video! It's just as shitty as they said it was!"

[@alicekliewer]

This is such a strange, bewildering comment

[@fireblade295]

Sounds oddly specific.

[@jiminyjustin]

This comment is definitely autobiographical

[@LaneDenson]

Plot twist - there was never a husband

[@davidhudson8428]

I wrote a song: Rich Evans, Rich Evans, Rich Evans sittin' here Rich Evans, Rich Evans, Rich Evans sittin' here Rich Evans, Rich Evans, Rich Evans sittin' here

[@JBaum55]

Obviously, Rich Evans is Gallic for "wise woman".

[@Dashizzleface]

He changes everything he touches. Everything he touches chhhhhaaaannngeessssss.

[@humanflybzzz4568]

@@JBaum55 This comment literally made me cry-fart

[@BrokamaGay]

It gives anyone withing audible range adult onset diabetes

[@meatyochre9135]

Wise Evans, Young Evans, nestling me at his breast Wise Evans, Young Evans, giving me his best

[@24FramesOfNick]

I know the Canadians don’t wear the same outfits every time but it feels like they do

[@Jeroenoman]

Colin's got the polo and khakis, it's his signature look.

[@scamuel.the.1st]

nick your to famous to be in this comments, gtfo ly

[@Hollyweeds]

Colin be like 'Should I wear the Fred Perry or the Fred Perry?'

[@deathsyth8888]

They wear Canadian clothes. That's how Canadians look dontcha know, eh? (Said in a thick Minnesotan/Canadian accent)

[@calebrobertson5041]

Hedgpig yep they do wear the same faces each time.

[@edsanville]

"I was gonna say Aunt Beru, but she got burnt up... HAHAHAHAHAHA" -- Mike Stoklasa

[@keithrichards8526]

*SNORT*

[@Sum1BetrThanU1]

“That’s where Star Wars was filmed” “Very cool” “Very cool”

[@Xpwnxage]

Very cool

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

AND I CLAPPED

[@fireblade295]

@@gaiusjuliuspleaser Did the table clap, too?

[@tcthepackrat]

very very cool

[@Corriane]

I clapped

[@frenandin]

Holy shit, the wheel is STACKED with interesting stuff. Hope they keep this wheel lineup for a long time.

[@rjthegood]

The stand-up wheel was better for shots, but this one is well made.

[@mikemcglasson1286]

yeah, I would've never guessed some of them even existed. Definetly keepers

[@1080TJ]

I really want to see that "video friend" one.

[@zarreff]

@@1080TJ "Youre my robot frieeeeend, my Robot....Friend"! -Butters

[@Bergz17]

Colin your Alec Guinness impression was pretty good we all laughed. Mike was just too drunk to get the reference.

[@Gryffilion]

You mean Ewan MacGregor?

[@jessica_jam4386]

Bergz17 yeah I thought he sounded just like Obi Wan. His Paul McCartney imitation earlier was pretty good too, and sounded nothing like the the obi wan impression

[@spankminister]

@@Gryffilion It's really an impression of Ewan MacGregor doing an Alec Guinness impression

[@TotinosOtherBoy]

Jobi One Canobee

[@WeWantBears]

Mike was just recalling 22:00 and assumed it was that joke again

[@hobnu22]

I woke up one morning to 4 guys half way through talking about some bad movie , must have fallen asleep watching KZbin again. Little did I know that I had stumbled upon my favorite KZbin channel. The last 4 days I have solely watched you guys . Just so good. Loving it.

[@cyrollan]

The universe wanted you to find them

[@mydemon]

What a great story :)

[@steveharvey2102]

Welcome to insanity ;) Cheers from Canada

[@dallasdandigitalproduction393]

"Attack Of The Crones" lol.

[@herrskeletal3994]

Game of Crones

[@seamuslikesmovies8748]

Begun the crone war has

[@Ultramiso]

He’s got an army of crones

[@PollyGlodd]

Crone Wars

[@oyvsni6679]

yes please, id love some scones

[@edo9106]

The way Rich just nonchalantly said she looked like Babe Ruth just exemplifies his genius

[@MoonRiver_118]

Jim's spontaneous "Maybe I'm Amazed" always gets me, lmao

[@sichlfireants5275]

Waiting for the 3 hour supercut loop of Rich doing "wise woman".

[@annme_87]

Careless Whiskers the audio of him singing over the video of him dancing like Mr Wiggles.

[@henrygerard2315]

!remind me 2 days

[@DTog1]

Mike: "The millennium falcon doesn't fight eachother.. What are you, Stupid?!" Jim: "star wars"

[@FairEnoughDude]

It’s extra funny because Jim made a super-detailed model of the Falcon at one point

[@wolfrain319]

I'm so glad you pointed that out. I can't stop cracking up at Jim's answer

[@ryanmartin6580]

Jim’s opening line of the video: “I’m Star Wars”

[@Jokoko2828]

@@FairEnoughDude Yeah, that thing is super fancy, hoping it's stowed away in a safe place.

[@thomasjordan7472]

@@ryanmartin6580 That line gets me every time. Cheers from 2023

[@RandyHawkeye]

Notice that Rich Evans has a pillow placed strategically over his lap throughout the Crone Ceremony video.

[@pdlagasse]

He was hiding his “croner”

[@armybirds]

@@pdlagasse lol

[@michaeldion4855]

@@pdlagasse Brilliant !

[@WeWantBears]

Oh. Ohh noooooo.

[@somethingsomething8511]

Oh like we all weren't jerkin our gerkins to Babe Ruth

[@TheActionBrick]

Someone make a “Wise Woman” remix.

[@shineymcshine]

with Mr Jiggles dancing

[@RobertJRoman]

Rap and funk?

[@scottreed7312]

Why do we need a remix? It's perfect already.

[@TheActionBrick]

Scott Reed It could certainly be enhanced with Rich Evans’ cover of the song.

[@jhsounds]

The Action Brick Wasn’t “Wise Woman” used as part of the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack?

[@tabulafora9904]

The whole point on the anti-porn video wasn't to warn against porn but for early internet men to learn where to find it when they weren't computer literate while having plausible deniability.

[@rokulus7910]

"55 minutes of new age nonsense" Poor, naive Rich had no idea of the existence of Turtle Dreams. It was a simpler time.

[@MrHoppybunny]

I went to the star star star star...

[@Belgand]

Not quite. That's the difference between new age and avant-garde. They can be remarkably similar at times, though.

[@TorinR90]

@@Belgand In my experience New Age is just Avant-garde for drop outs

[@mousasha-]

@@TorinR90turtle dreams is genuinely pretty cool but avant garde shit like that isn't for everyone. Crone ceremony video is like peak useless middle-upper class white feminism. New age BS and appropriation of native culture and alllll

[@thomasprislacjr.4063]

Bah bah bah bah bah bah

[@GungraveFreak]

"And yeah you know, I agree with pastor Jim, homosexuality is a sin" "...WHAT?!" Best moment right there

[@comoyoko]

So do you agree with Mike or...?

[@audreyalbritton1435]

To this day I still can't tell for certain if he's joking. Mike's on a whole nother sarcasm plain of reality.

[@SeanBarkerNegaScott128]

Andy Albritton - He does immediately call it "disgusting Christian propaganda," so I assume he's joking.

[@audreyalbritton1435]

Sean Barker Yeah, but in the words of Jay: "Was THAT sarcasm?"

[@aimannorzahariwod]

@@audreyalbritton1435 but in the words of Mike: "Gay Lifestyle.... fuck that guy" at 51:20. Indicating, that Mike is clearly not a red-pilled homophobic bigot.

[@charlesajones77]

"Something that strikes a particular person's interests", "like teens" There is no way they didn't know what that would sound like.

[@oktal3700]

That the RLM boys could pop just as good as Mr Wiggles, testifies to how great of a teacher he is.

[@rezasarandongard7805]

Ishtar was mentioned and you didn't play the full trailer? Hack frauds.

[@baxthefoodreviewer4504]

David Prichard I wanted that so much

[@williamarthur6644]

I was both relieved and disappointed

[@JudasPriest9878]

3 2 3 4 4 2 3 AND!

[@JohnDoe-dj7gt]

I think they're wonderful!

[@dfire828]

*castanets play* These men are pawns.

[@terminaldeity]

Mr. Wiggles is actually pretty well respected in the popping community, having been in the legendary pop/lock crew The Electric Boogaloos. That video, in particular, taught a lot of people how to tut, but it definitely shows its age. It's like an early iteration of that dance style and wasn't really well developed, and future dancers would end up doing it much better (Poppin John comes to mind). The footage was not edited well either. I can see how it wouldn't be interesting to people outside the popping community. Also, bonus fact, that second video is early footage of David Elsewhere, who would also become a fairly well respected dancer in the popping community, known for his experimental style. You may also recognize him from his cameo in You Got Served, and as the body double for Johnny Depp in Alice in Wonderland when he did that dance bit at the end of the movie.

[@PointsofData]

You lost me at Electric Boogaloos. You are memeing. You can't not be memeing.

[@mach489i]

@@PointsofData not a meme dumbo

[@stinkrat6501]

the popping community

[@Red-ks2cf]

@@jbarbeau92 TBF it's a pretty niche topic. You can't expect hack frauds to know this stuff

[@TheRealActualPaincake]

I sometimes think of this, I think it's pretty cool

[@eyeln9ne696]

I love when Collin starts laughing really hard. It's very contagious.

[@cbogg333]

C

[@physioverba]

The Croning is a boderline experimental remake of The Wicker Man

[@princejellyfish3945]

the Wicker Man is fuckin borderline experimental, I still don't understand that fifteen minute song near the beginning where she's dancing around in the nude and tapping the walls

[@Charbonsteam]

"She looks like Babe Ruth." and the subsequent laughing fit is still one of my favorite moments.

[@lowtdave]

She straight up looked like BABE RUTH. That was a good observation.

[@dangerdan2592]

Laughing at Old People: Volume IV

[@Gooshnar]

The first Wheel of the Worst to be uploaded since I started watching! As a new fan this is an exciting moment!

[@melissalayton213]

Wish I could watch the episodes again with fresh eyes

[@jeffsmith1818]

At it’s core... RLM is really a story about F A M I L Y

[@bobman88]

You hackfraud

[@turnerlarson12]

Good timing. It took them twelve years to make Wheel of the Worst 17.

[@fistbuger8169]

If you haven’t already watch the edged weapons episode

[@zombiebuffalo]

"Wise Woman" would be a great choice for hiphop sampling -- "Wise woman, wise woman, show me dem thighs woman"

[@TheKrake36]

"Wise woman, wise woman, shake dat ass nice woman"

[@iris7eye]

"In the field of psychology, the Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is."-Wikipedia

[@iris7eye]

You could apply this to any kind of ability, I guess.

[@patrickcoyle5469]

Thank you! I knew there was a name for this, but all I could remember was it being mentioned in an SFDebris review where he explains one of the reasons Neelix is such an insufferable character.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

I call it the kanye west syndrome.

[@jerama]

Ahh yes... the placeebee affect

[@namelessxdread]

Came here to post this.

[@deluxegolem4012]

This video legitimately came out during what feels like my lowest point in my life, thanks for making feel a little better and making me smile again Redletter media

[@deluxegolem4012]

K19 wasn’t a grade thing but thanks

[@bb-ef2qm]

How are you doing now? I hope the bad times have passed a bit

[@violetinrealoldaccount9768]

@K19 what an asshole

[@Jigwally]

"She got out an anatomy book, although I think it may have been a People magazine" if you think about it, aren't all anatomy books people magazines

[@MuppetDude]

Well, both do have the inside story.

[@nicholasbarber8531]

Alright, that be buried gold.

[@godofspacetime333]

Oh shit my mom must be a fucking doctor or something

[@CoryPelizzari]

Can you guys please put the Rich dancing part onto a VHS and put it on the next Wheel of the Worst.

[@shack8110]

Yes. Know what Im sayin?

[@Komnen0s]

By 2026, the gang's collective dementia will have worsened to the point where they won't remember having put that tape there.

[@alrightperson4557]

“Videos that are painful to watch.” That wouldn’t qualify.

[@robovampire]

Colin's face just puts me in a good mood... I can't explain it

[@arootube]

I gotta say that whole "can't close the porno" has a solid basis in reality. Back in the day some sites would change your homepage and other shenanigans. I know this from firsthand wholesome Christian research.

[@DriscolDevil]

I remember frantically closing pop up windows as new ones opened, I didn't understand what viruses were at that point.

[@frazmayne4139]

I was looking for this comment... when I was in highschool back in the 90s, I went to a porn site I couldn't close and several windows opened up covering my pc with boobs and I was like "My moms gonna kill me!!!"

[@IvaNiftyChannel]

"In the field of psychology, the *Dunning-Kruger effect* is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is."

[@lkrnpk]

buuut Mr. Wiggles is hip hop legend. Actually.

[@purplehatguy]

But whyyyyyyyyyyy did you have to mention the don.

[@Beffudled]

@@christophzeit6282 enjoy 2020 lol

[@spooplegeist]

So neckbeards?

[@dataslul]

Yeah, and the RLM guys are the ones who more aptly fit that descrition for thinking they pop and lock and not look completely fucking stupid. I'd never heard of Wiggles and, shit video notwithstanding, he wasn't bad and was actually pretty damned good. That Canadian guy probably needs to drink a fifth of whiskey to do the chicken dance at a wedding.

[@LonelyMarshtomp]

I love Colin’s eyes closed, head back, mouth open laugh

[@rsmcclure75]

whenever i turn on a BOTW and Colin and Jim are there, I am instantly happier.

[@spartacus778]

I demand a 15 minute tape of Rich Evans doing whatever kind of dance he wants. I have money. We can make a deal.

[@jomo999]

10 minutes in and the wheel definitely contains the most debauched collection of tapes it's ever had. On the bright side, I've never seen Mike this jolly. It won't last.

[@atheistpower5659]

I want a Bronze statue of Rich Evans laughing in the center of my city because that would be a great pick me up each day !

[@geraldgeraffe2209]

With constant speaker audio bellowing out of his mouth

[@Sum1BetrThanU1]

Instead of a Buddha I want a rich Evans

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@geraldgeraffe2209 No, on the hour as a clock. You get a number of laughs for the top of the hour, and half a laugh at the bottom of each hour.

[@Dr.Spatula]

@@geraldgeraffe2209 Sounds like something that would have been used in Waco

[@YTWanderer]

out of control porn pop-up mayhem was a problem back in the day though ... so kids, don´t take your ad-block add-on for granted !

[@zeroisnine]

YTWanderer I know a friend who encountered during high school computer lab. Hilarious.

[@tobigtobetony9097]

I totally forgot about those. The first porn I saw was a crazy anime ad.

[@patrickcoyle5469]

Malware, redirects, unwanted downloads... it's truly distressing that the honorable profession of pornography would resort to such shameful tactics.

[@wilpuriarts5895]

I was surprised they didn’t remember the popup-hells of the 90’s. They are/were more godly than me...

[@spiritbx1337]

They even stop you from unplugging you computer!

[@vlexi349]

Fun fact: That millennium falcon toy is now worth ten times more after being destroyed by Mike. It has touched the hands of God.

[@DumbLamia]

love at 31:04 when colin does a perfect ewan mcgregor impression and mike inexplicably thinks he's doing paul mccartney

[@ChaosPootato]

They were talking about McCartney in the Croning video at one point

[@WeWantBears]

It's because of 22:00 *Mike kept that joke with him*

[@childofnature4402]

An hour of escape from the miserable nightmare that is my life. Thanks RLM.

[@miskatonic_alumni]

Cheers, my fellow sufferer.

[@daisy8284]

Child Of Nature you have access to the internet, ability to think and type, free time to watch a show, and you probably live in a western nation with easy access to clean water and sanitation. Yeah I’m sure your life is a “miserable nightmare” lol. Try focusing on the ways you’re fortunate instead of complaining.

[@childofnature4402]

Actually, I live in Rich Evans' basement.

[@tinstrings6312]

Had a crappy day today, but coming home and seeing this on my KZbin activity feed turned everything around. Bless you, you talent-less hacks!

[@GP1138]

I love how Mike tries to finish the discussion and Rich totally derailed it into a fantasy discussion about Mr. Wiggles working at Tesla.

[@AlexDelarge1990]

Omg, the batteries on fire

[@violentfrog_]

When mike finally lets himself laugh freely it is joyous 12:49

[@gz7006]

Thank you. I have a cold and been feeling pretty under the weather, but a blanket, a cup of tea and a new hour-long RLM video are just what I needed to feel a bit better.

[@Carnage6X]

Do you have AAAAIIIIDDDDSSSSS???

[@N7Trekkie]

I really miss Jim and/or Colin. They're fantastic on this show

[@Smeebit]

Hey, pop-ups were REALLY hard to get rid off back in the day. I've experienced moments of panic, trying to get porn pop ups to go away, before my parents showed up.

[@ARMIV4]

That's one of those special childhood memories you never forget because the panic gets instilled into your DNA. The magic of youth.

[@grumbo8634]

truuuuuuuuuuu

[@Meta1spy51]

Almost as bad was some damn horror movie ad that just made a scream the second you moused over it. That scared the shit out of me as a kid

[@tomwilliams5273]

I read this as 'before my parents showed me'

[@OgawaBurukkuART]

Smilebit So true. I'm not sure why Mike was all pretending like he'd never been in that situation. Your only escape was quitting your internet browser entirely.

[@Lexpionage]

I actually cant watch this video right now because I've been living at my local cinema seeing every showing of SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY

[@Lexpionage]

I am in very serious financial debt

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

Lexpionage Someone's gotta see it.

[@GhostOfBilly]

"It's a star wars movie. Who cares if our current reputation is a joke as far as star wars goes and everybody heard about all the stuff that happened behind the scenes that have proven in other films to cause terrible flops? We don't need to push with marketing because it'll obviously be a hit from positive word of mouth considering that it's probably the second best Star Wars movie we have produced right? Right? .....Guys?" -Kathleen Kennedy (aka: A Disney executive who is super definitely going to still be emplyed this time next year. Spoken at a business meeting leading up to the marketing campaign for "Solo: A Star Wars Story")

[@schlega2]

There was more than one?

[@BGRANT777X]

Well you watched star wars as a kid so its your fault.

[@garbanzodouglas2602]

Holy crap, this has got to be one of the best episodes of Best of the Worst, ever. It brought me to tears twice. I'm also very drunk

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Welcome to being the default target demographic.

[@marikotrue3488]

RLM had me at..."The Canadians are back". Thank you in advance.❤️

[@samejimamamimi8644]

Thanks for all the blue screen footage of Rich, i'm sure no one will do anything with that

[@polsefanten]

Man, that Babe Ruth joke at 12:23 really hit a home run...

[@htpkey]

You're out! [Baseball charge theme starts playing]

[@marinthecreator]

That mr wiggles website now serves an even greater purpose now

[@raeraemackay5497]

What was it? I tried but then it took too long and I got worried I was like downloading a virus

[@pimpin8216]

Lol it's hardcore Asian porn .

[@PigBoyNeo]

ROFL website just crashed

[@raeraemackay5497]

same lol

[@roach9397]

Now I have something to do later tonight.

[@tximinoman]

In case anyone was interested: I did a quick search on "Croning Ceremony" and that rabbit hole was way deeper than I initially anticipated! From what I've been able to find, the Croning Ceremony (also known as "Saging Ceremony") is a rite of the Unitiarian Universalism Religion, which up until this point I didn't even known it was a thing. Apparently this religion is a Christian derived, kind of "cult-like" (at least it seems that way) religion, that believes in unity among everyone regardless their beliefs, gender and other stuff (apparently they accept everyone there, even if you're an atheist you can be part of that religion -I don't even know how that can work). They also seem to be way more "women focused" than your average religion usually is. They have five ceremonies for women, all of which are related to women's fertility (two are about miscarriages during pregnancy, one's for girls who just had their first period - called "Menarche or Red Tent Party" - , one's for birth and the last is the croning ceremony that basically is a celebration of menopause) but only one for men.They also even have a "coming out celebration" for LGBTQ people. An incredibly weird and new age cult I didn't know about up until this point.

[@tximinoman]

Equalized, that's why I said they were "kind of cult-like (at least it seems that way)" (although to be fair in the end of my comment I did unfairly call them a cult). In my research I went to some websites and that's the type of vibe I got from them, but I know not all religions are cults (and I agree with the description you gave of "cults being led by malicious people") which is why I wasn't sure of call them that.

[@mistertagomago7974]

Thats me as well :3 But really a spiritual group that practices acceptance for different beliefs and sexualitys.

[@riderridee2958]

Yeah, there are a couple UU churches in my area and I wouldn't describe them as cultlike at all. Cults are characterized by being isolationist and following charismatic leaders. UU churches are pretty much for the kind of person who says "I'm spiritual, but I'm not religious", and they really welcome anyone to participate (or not) at any time.

[@jackb5338]

Tximino M atheism is just a lack of belief in a god(s), not any other unifying belief

[@danielv5822]

TWO ceremonies for miscarrying? The fuck are they doing, feeding eachother chlorine during the second trimester as an unrelated ceremony?

[@samclemons9086]

I come back to this video every few months and watch the part where Rich says the old lady looks like Babe Ruth.

[@EwanMakeMovies]

Colin's Babe Ruth joke was the best joke. 10/10

[@TemmiePlays]

EwanMakeMovies agreed. Too bad the group seemed to miss it

[@EwanMakeMovies]

Temmie Plays! In a way, that made it all the more special.

[@GuestFriendsPlay]

I dunno. I had to pause at the first Elon Musk "tweet" as I was laughing too hard and didn't wanna miss any of the banter!

[@Gustavo3575]

The Nonaccomplishments of Elderly Women: A Star Wars Story.

[@Mad_Mally]

I almost spit out my water when I read this comment.

[@JeremyM-gb9xt]

Just came back to say I think “The Acolyte” may owe you some royalties for its depiction of a Star Wars Croning Ceremony.

[@LilMickeyD01]

can we all agree that jim and colin ( besides len) are among the best guests in rlm history

[@Cincystone]

Lil' McDouchebag they should move to Hoth with rlm, or wherever the snowy fuck place they live

[@nadussias]

@@Cincystone That's right, Hoth, Milwaukee

[@Heavysweating]

@@CrasterFamily honestly, even tho Macaulay is a decent guest, the Canadians have better chemistry with rlm

[@Dogy0909]

@@Heavysweating I think Mac and Jay have good chemistry, and Jim and Mike have good chemistry. Collin has chemistry with everyone, he just seems like the type of guy you really get along well with.

[@RaymLovesEggs]

FACT: "Celebration of Age" is the prequel to "Hereditary".

[@Monsterassassin3]

RaymLovesEggs im glad someone else thought this

[@duncan_walker]

I'm sure a younger Ellen makes an appearance in an unseen croning ceremony.

[@Mouse_Lyne]

I sing the Wise Woman song as a weird tic while I’m just going about my life now. These videos have infected my brain. Thanks assholes 💝

[@Eisenwulf666]

wiiise women, wiiiiiise women, wise women here..

[@Mouse_Lyne]

@@Eisenwulf666 my last two brain cells when i have something important i’m supposed to be doing: wise woman wise woman, wise woman here, wise woman young woman giving me her best

[@thomasprislacjr.4063]

Yakaty Sax.

[@kalibos]

I sing it to my cat. Orange cat, orange cat, orange cat meowin here

[@gJonii]

I thought RLM would know but basically the bit about porn sites taking over your computer isn't misinformation. It took a long time before operating systems and browsers started to react to the ways porn sites abused html specification, browsers and their bugs. Didn't help that basically Win95 and Win98 had no OS security. They assumed any executable that websites offered for you to download were safe to run with administrative privileges, so basically the only limiting factor for people wanting to take total control over your computer was their own lack of programming experience. With Windows NT/XP things got a lot better on OS side, and you started to get open source browsers that tried to control the damage going to a random website could cause. But 90's? Things were scary af.

[@joshuascholar3220]

@@NinjaKurosai maybe? Didn't Windows Explorer used to have a way of downloading controls that were in machine code? Directx controls or something.

[@CoffeinshockDe]

I just had post-traumatic flashbacks Websites could add bookmarks to your desktop without permission, each closing window opened a new one. Javascript had control over mouse and keyboard and could click on buttons. JavaApplets had free access to your system. It was a nightmare

[@CoffeinshockDe]

@@joshuascholar3220 Do you mean ActiveX ?

[@joshuascholar3220]

@@CoffeinshockDe yeah.

[@joshuascholar3220]

@@NinjaKurosai I don't think they auto downloaded. But they were dangerous to install. And they were SO unusable. Microsoft made some really clunky things.

[@johnleary1356]

"Is this a Harmony Korine movie?" Holy shit, I love Jay lol

[@blaze4metal]

Rich's whole attitude and reaction to the Croning Ceremony video is why I keep coming back to this playlist

[@mitchzer0iii919]

Was I the only one who wanted it to land on the stand2pee tape?

[@mrrdirty6198]

Hopefully they bring it back.

[@jgulner]

Insert Trump joke here

[@vimbert]

Nope

[@RaSkipper]

Mitchzer0 III I just assumed it was a VHS of Step Brothers.

[@allluckyseven]

Pastor James Robinson wanted that as well.

[@user-wx3wc4bo7c]

I’m really glad that “hug a tree and survive Canada” made it on the show ..... I found that little gem in the Army surplus/ Pawn shop in Whitehorse Yukon they used that video for Educational purposes in the early 90’s with scouts Canada 🇨🇦

[@justinblessing6119]

This is the funniest Best of the Worst episode ever, 3 years after first watching it I’m still singing ‘Wise Woman’ while I’m at work 😂

[@jrobson100]

Once upon a time women who had reached their elder years were a source of knowledge and wisdom, they had seen shit, midwifed births, tended crops and animals for decades, wove cloth and made clothing, gathered local edible plants, and a hundred other things I'm forgetting. And all that stuff NEEDED to be passed on to the next generation by personal instruction. The women in the video are looking to the past for meaning and to be part of something, but they're substituting nebulous "Wisdom" for the actual concrete day-to-day living skills that older women in the past were passing down. The modern equivalent would be teaching your kids or grandkids how to cook, balance a checkbook, do laundry, maintain a home and so on, all the stuff you learn how to do while being a modern adult, but that's boring and not "spiritual" so they go off in the woods to make flower crowns and bang drums while their grandkids eat ramen out of the pot because they don't know how to cook anything else.

[@markbunst5961]

Really hit the nail on the head with all your might there, didn't ya?

[@shlogan88]

Wise woman here.

[@babytookmybags]

@@markbunst5961 I'm sitting here rewatching this playlist during work and read this comment while on my lunch and saw this reply and couldn't stop laughing and just felt as if I needed to say... Thanks.

[@brightorangepants]

underrated comment

[@megamiaouh1]

@@drdarkeny He wrote his full post not calling the student/kids/grandkids by a gender, I assume because he meant all of them not just the girls. Raise your reading comprehension skills before complaining please.

[@bsol510]

It's nice to see these hacks come up with new, refreshing, industry changing ideas...like a big wheel with bad movies on it but this time it's horizontal instead of vertical...VERY COOL

[@vimbert]

Very cool

[@Orenady]

The "incompetent being unaware of their own incompetence" thing is called the Dunning-Kruger effect, where learning a little about something brings you to the top of "Mount Stupid" until you learn enough to recognize how little you know.

[@WeWantBears]

"Think of the average idiot, then remember 50% of people are dumber than that."

[@Forevertowander]

The host crone talks with the same cadence as Max Landis

[@flaviusandrade]

Forevertowander Do you mean under influence of drugs? If so I agree.

[@irishmanrants89]

That’s an insult to the host crone.

[@Razzy1312]

Hey man, in the 90's unstoppable waves of porn pop-up ads and pop-ups that pretty much hijack your computer were a real thing. Close one and two more would appear.

[@edgarlee8347]

I should add that those infamous, infinite pop-ups are still out there as a relic of bygone age. Hiding in executable such as "Free Netflix Launcher.exe" or etc. Targeting unsuspecting people who are new to this "World Wide Web" thing. Once you run the .exe, 500 different codes of pop-up will be installed directly into every corner of hard drive. To this day, many tech support personnel can attest for customer who needs help resolving their pop-up problems...

[@magmavision2000]

And people say they miss the 90s Internet...

[@SepticFuddy]

@@KingThrillgore You realize Mozilla literally is Netscape under a new name, right?

[@geraldgeraffe2209]

I just remembered again that Internet Explorer still exists, and wondered again, why?

[@sevatarlives185]

I used that excuse when I got busted too!

[@edwardicus4]

Ꭺ FᎬᎪᏚᎢ FᎾᎡ ᏟᎡᎾNᎬᏚ ... I'll see myself out.

[@EuroRhodes]

A murder of crones.

[@dylanwadell7768]

The CRONE WARS

[@KonohazFinest]

Tomorrow never crones

[@tonyutter]

Attack of the Crones

[@DirtaDawg420]

Game of Crones

[@hungarianbeast]

The bearded canadian allways looks so sad and miserable, how could you be sad and miserable while you are sitting next to Rich Evans?

[@nadussias]

"Im jim."

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Jim=Canuck Mike

[@buchan1965a]

Because in addition to sitting next to him, he can also smell him.

[@sentinel8758]

I get this feeling he might not like Rich very much, from how he barely looks at him or responds to his statements.

[@mememerson3616]

Dude I'm pretty sure Jim's just always stoned.

[@jakehennings5740]

One guy in polo looks like grown up Dewey from Malcom in the middle

[@jrlaps521]

The best part of COVID going away is Jim and Colin being able to come back to the RLM Studio eventually

[@LessDevoid]

Yeah, about that...

[@antipsychotic451]

"going away"

[@Daydarr]

Dont worry, once we get ahold of Mr. Plinketts antibodies we're all in the clear

[@Jokoko2828]

The COVID panic ain't going anywhere for at least 2 more years, and the economic impact of this nonsense ain't going anywhere for at least a decade and half.

[@shotarojoestar5349]

@@LessDevoid what happened

[@djvecchitto]

oh no it's sleepy canadian and wakey canadian

[@lovetobike2318]

The hug-a-tree video awakened memories in me from elementary school! There was a wilderness survival day where we watched this video. At the end of it we got a glow in the dark whistle..... and a plastic bag!

[@callumbyng2450]

That Babe Ruth part...iconic. Colin's laugh lives in my head rent-free forever.

[@TheRealHaloLover]

"Give fire water for rest of story" had me dying, just like my red ancestors. *wink