The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 367: Theo Von

Brendan is joined in studio by guest host Theo Von for Episode 367 of The Fighter and The Kid. They talk about Joey Diaz, Rat King fame, Little People Big World, and much more.
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[@mattnoriega4842]

"Its called a gi yeah" "Yeah the kid was wearing a giya" lol

[@td1158]

Matt Noriega “ O_o “

[@panern13]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@silenttoxic707]

Schaubs face when he said it too lmao

[@leerichmond1459]

hahaha I love Theo and I especially love that everyone else is finding Theo and Loving him as much as I do!

[@DriftProductions1]

hahaha too funny

[@icebergism]

I had never heard of Theo until his appearance on JRE. i laughed the whole way through it. He has to be one of the funniest guys out there right now.

[@icebergism]

naw man i honestly never heard or seen him until the JRE. this dudes my prozac now,

[@johnnie543]

Bubbas Gift Have you seen his podcast "This Past Weekend" my guy? You need to cuz Theo spits more flames on that joint than a California firestorm. Onward...

[@icebergism]

i have not. i will have to check it out. thanks

[@menwithven8114]

Teddy Holiday I actually remembered him from MTV he was a really popular "character" but didn't starting watching him until about 2 years ago.

[@johnnie543]

Bubbas Gift Get that golden strap hittah fam!

[@wavecatcher2360]

I love these older episodes with Brendan and Theo. Magical combo

[@lacydean5588]

Right?! What happened.

[@jaseallenson316]

When theo as all hopped up on the white devil. He still funny asf now, but he was on another level back then.

[@kdworak4754]

The only way to consume Brendan. Says a lot about Theo to be able to dress this... thing up.

[@jhaimp.sullivan5618]

🏆

[@Lookjoesays]

Theo carried

[@drewking3758]

I was crying when Chin just googled dwarfs and the seven dwarfs popped up, then he googled little people lmao

[@TheDhananjaysngh]

Theo von is to Brendan Schaub what Joey Diaz is to Joe Rogan Both make them laugh harder than anyone else...

[@dankedgaming617]

PaPa Bless Papa bless

[@matrixsurvivor3216]

Joes fake laugh is essential to the upkeep of joeys self esteem and overall sobriety.

[@matrixsurvivor3216]

BarryBiceps aka Freddy Flapjack 😴

[@franknstein8176]

PaPa Bless but what about the Bryan callehen?

[@chadpickett2139]

PaPa Bless kinda lol

[@Nomicro4u]

Theo needs to become a regular on this podcast.

[@yasirzainal1]

Nomicro4u he almost is ... this was his third in 2 months.

[@hathmurl8664]

Essentially .

[@ikon808]

Nomicro4u he’s gonna replace Callen! Callen is getting too busy with his acting!

[@XenoTravis]

Nomicro4u he already is lol

[@caseyfryback8271]

I hope he replaces Callen. The "kid".

[@levihd6838]

I have watched too many Theo Von videos now I think in his accent.

[@DUBizLYFE]

Levi HD gang gang boy

[@miami_mutilator]

get in therrreee

[@cosmogamer9914]

same man.....I keep calling everything hitters

[@MCVenarse]

That's that dark arts

[@RobbyInTheLobby]

SAME!

[@simeonmoreira9333]

Brendans reaction at 1:00:19 when Theo says his dads from Nicaragua was hilarious

[@jhaimp.sullivan5618]

Lmfao 😂😂😂 ye facts

[@jhaimp.sullivan5618]

Predicate the time stamp made it even more funny to be able to jump straight to it , 😂💀🤟🏌️🕊️🥂 ha was spot on - brendan cool feel like he may get too much flack for absolutely nothing , his opinions aren't that outrageous if santino can get away w talking abt rvpe n killln his mom then . Wth has Brenden daid that was EVER worse than tht u kno ha smh bt ye .. bt anyways. Was uh. Tfatk ep . Ft santino , if uve seen it or ever wana check it out

[@MattB_138]

Uh ... We might have to edit that out, dude

[@petersreal5425]

Brendan-“He’s wearing a Gi yeah.” Theo-“Uhu he’s wearing a GiA”

[@8xnnr]

moises mena Brandon's face when he said gia lol

[@double_d_8885]

Justin Lowry I seen that too, that was great!

[@georgemargaris]

😂😂😂

[@ericcoleman288]

Justin Lowry I had to go back to see that, missed it 1st time, Schaubs reaction was priceless

[@chrisjowaisas95]

Brendan was totally lost on that one...

[@James-ip5gz]

I'm a simple man. I see Theo Von, I press like.

[@blacksheeptocashcow]

James Kolesnikovich also simple enough to respost a comment created when KZbin first started

[@johnnie543]

James Kolesnikovich Gang gang! We outchea reppin' the Hamp Squad my bruh! Onward...

[@James-ip5gz]

Martin Falcon It's a classic comment for a reason bruh

[@johnnie543]

James Kolesnikovich Pay him no mind my guy. The Hamp Squad gots no time for them fuckin' Denny's diners. Onward...

[@RG-tm7uq]

I'm a simple man. I see Theo Von, I repost a way-overused comment.

[@shaokhan4421]

"we got an ogre on the southpass" LMAO

[@sovalouX]

theos classic but im hella impressed by brendans ability to be pretty much just as funny on this cast. Hilarious duo

[@ars3018]

Seriously! I agree. Idk why I’ve seen people that hate on the man, he’s a great sport when it comes to joking back and forth.

[@bone3254]

Austin Stafford back in the day he was. Now he shuts everyone’s jokes down and steps over them.

[@thisguygrant]

@@bone3254 bruh u don’t even know the guy ppl must like him if they hang out with him

[@davidvaughn9]

@@thisguygrant sometimes, money trumps everything else

[@williammartin5569]

Agreed

[@eddemania4676]

I think Theo and Schaub go perfect together like D’Elia and Callen do.

[@blacksheeptocashcow]

EddE Mania or even Bobby lee and callen is underrated

[@menwithven8114]

I would like to see Bill Burr and Theo. I have no idea what would happen but I know it would be instant greatness

[@menwithven8114]

D'elia and Bobby Lee are fucking great together too. The recent "something's burning" show was classic

[@eddemania4676]

Hell yeah, I strongly agree with both of those comments.

[@brada2774]

RecovERed GamER Theo was on Burr’s poker show

[@stuwaite5076]

Fighter and The Von

[@MotherLoveGaming]

fighter and the king

[@XenoTravis]

Stu Waite the failed fighter and the rat king!

[@SebTheKilla]

travis hunt as much as I dislike Brendan I wouldn't say he was a failed fighter. he beat some good heavy weights, and made good money doing it.

[@deuces_shoeless]

The Rat King and The Bee Sting.

[@deuces_shoeless]

Also failed fighter? lol he beat Mirko Cro Cop and Gabriel Gonzaga. Brendan is a moron but I would hardly consider someone losing to pre Edumund Browne, Big Nog, Big Ben, Big Country or Arlovski a "failed" fighter considering a fraction of the planet could even hang with those guys.

[@IzDawg813]

2:08-2:14 is one of the funniest subtle moments in podcast history. LMFAOOOOOO

[@CamMinor]

I can't stop watching it

[@blacksheeptocashcow]

I don't understand it? Context anyone?

[@richarddavis5976]

I was dying laughing

[@dy120481]

Justin Von knows what a Gi is. It's part of his "act".

[@mwoodrff]

that shit was gold. I heard him say it and turned to look at the screen just as Brendan realized what Theo said.

[@havoc35]

20:37 He dye's his hair dude! He has asthma and uses the "N" word....I mean so we have a couple things in common but that's it bro!

[@ba-donkindonutz5172]

-Theo "You know your daughter's gonna be a lesbian when you give her a laundry basket and she puts a bunch of mud and a frog in it" 😂😂😂😂

[@BarDownSnizzzzy19]

GET IN THEEEERRRREEEE!!!

[@Rau-AR]

i need that clip tho.

[@Rau-AR]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3bSnZx_grSLo8U start at 18:00 LMAO

[@evrettej]

BarDownSnizzzzy19 GET IN THEEEERRRREEEE!!!!

[@brentrice3492]

Podcast gold @ 2:00 Theo:” kid is wearing a Brazilian jiu jitsu outfit right” Brendan:” we call it a Gee, yeah.” Theo:”yeah. The kid was wearing a geeya.” Brendan smiles lol

[@uGotToBeTheDumbest]

Gi

[@artemk2853]

Wtf is that joke referencing

[@brentrice3492]

Артем Хабипов wtf is your question?

[@hookoffthejab1]

@@artemk2853 it's not a reference it's just funny how theo misheard and how schaub reacted

[@michaelb4538]

That was funny as fuck.

[@shaneprather4535]

"The kid is wearing a Brazilian ju jitsu outfit, right." "We call it a gi, yeah." "Yeah, he was wearing a Geeyuh"

[@thebiggerbodycoach6557]

Shane Prather Gold 🤣

[@changedmynamemodsrhappynow7443]

Onward

[@rickjames3034]

Lets hear more

[@PunkassErnie]

This is one of the best episodes ever.

[@aaronvannatta9329]

released 2 minutes ago 100%

[@PunkassErnie]

Aaron Vannatta I listened to it on Stitcher about 2 hours ago

[@johnnie543]

MrEras33 Another hittah for the history books! Gang gang and onward....

[@schwartzcolin50]

Easily..

[@notme6793]

Who watches this episode more than once 🙋

[@coleyamos]

bruh _ 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@user-py8tf7fz8p]

Got to meet Theo tonight in Wyoming IL, a couple of times. Coolest dude ever. Asked my name and got to me man. Awesome time

[@notme6793]

John Rutherford good for you bruh, my first comic to watch alive is probably gonna be Theo man.

[@kyleandrewhopper]

I've watched it like 6 times at this point.. watching again now

[@notme6793]

@@kyleandrewhopper i know Schaub and Theo have great chemistry dude

[@S_034]

1:00:21 Brendan tries pronouncing "Nicaraguan" hahahaha

[@andyzmp]

Thanks bro

[@richardingame]

Omg I read this at 1:00:00 magic timing

[@Pn1251]

Theo/Schaub D’elia/Callen Sasso/Callen Diaz/Rogan The best duos in podcasting

[@cosmogamer9914]

Bill Burr/Paul Virzi

[@macerobertson4901]

Bill Burr/ Absence of Nia

[@cosmogamer9914]

haha nia is trash on the podcast

[@RockerFoo92]

Delia/Bobby lee

[@AB-op9cq]

Theo/Diaz was amazing too

[@schwartzcolin50]

I'm in tears from chin googling the seven dawfs 😂😂😂

[@Frostoasis24]

Eskimo Peterson and then little people 😂

[@schwartzcolin50]

matthew martinez I'm telling you bro I died... Theo easily is talking guest of the year again. Chris is going to have to come in with some absolute fire..

[@bobyrd4386]

Dwarfs*

[@elannikkel]

Brendan is awesome

[@d0cHoLLiDayZ]

Eskimo Peterson worst googler ever. Lol

[@ricze6]

You 2 should be permanent. Such chemistry. I come very close to pissing myself.

[@xinfyre3978]

The king and the sting is just them

[@MattB_138]

@@xinfyre3978 R.I.P. The King and the Sting.. one of my favorite podcasts .. now gone ( i knew it as soon as Theo moved to Tennessee it was just a matter of time)

[@akaSheilaalien]

Theo looks like Brad Pitt if Brad Pitt had beat Down Syndrome

[@zachduncan1787]

Unavai Lable you should hear theos bit about brad Pitt 😂

[@shamusmclowerlip6262]

Gang gang

[@blappichulo9015]

@@zachduncan1787 you should both hear Theos bit about beating downs syndrome 😂

[@cashway0420]

forget steal yo girl, theo steal yo job lol

[@johnnie543]

daledeckeriswack So shall it be written, so shall it be done. Theo "Mr. Steal yo' Job" Von is coming for that permanent second strap playboi! Onward...

[@BEDCORN]

*Theo Von looks like a trailer park version of Tom Brady*

[@Voo504Doo]

BEDCORN cause they both from the dirtyyyy

[@simeonmoreira9333]

Tom Bruhdy

[@Pr0x1mo]

BEDCORN theo von looks like a dirty blond treasure troll with a hair cut

[@enat5896]

VooDoo Wiz Brady is from California, they really do look very similar though it’s Trippy

[@Karl_Drogo55]

lmao thats perfect actually

[@zachcromer4097]

This is how the king and the sting started!

[@boxytunic4143]

Actually it started waaaaaay before this. Back when TFATK was on fox sports.

[@MstarGaming]

Wish it stayed like this

[@BittyBeach]

Great duo

[@zxSINNxz]

Theo Von and Brendan Schaub are hilarious together. This is like the 5th podcast in a row I've watched with these guys in it.

[@legacyrant5826]

If Theo’s on, i’ll watch the entire show.

[@jeenyus720]

9:33 Chins failure due to the fact hes to scared to type in midget made me laugh so hard.

[@TheDomzilla13]

Kevin Rustles literally came to the comments to find someone saying this I was just crying at that

[@SheepieGerbils]

Kevin Rustles I was cackling

[@paulmurphy3922]

"They call it a Gi, ye" "Ye, he was wearing a Giya!" Brendan's face!!!

[@CezaMVO]

Theo brings out the best of Brendan. You knew they were headed for greatness from their TFATK episodes.

[@Ray-tk2ge]

Theo and Schaub are cool together

[@elliottsohns4686]

Theo Von is amazing.

[@JakesToons]

Outta the 3 years I've been watching podcasts this is hands down the funniest shit I've ever seen. Theo von is underrated

[@larrymcjones]

Jake Brooks watch Theo on Joey Diaz podcast #383 that’s the funniest podcast I’ve ever seen

[@AB-zz1bj]

Theo telling Brendan he looks like an Italian that drowned but lived made me laugh so fucking hard I almost drove off the side of the road

[@THE-SLAUGHTERHOUSE.]

I laughed til I couldn’t breathe, he had that monopoly gig for a while.

[@cal1ok]

not even kidding i could not breathe for a good 15 minutes of this shit. i had to stop the podcast a few times.

[@THE-SLAUGHTERHOUSE.]

cal1ok you should check out your moms house podcast with Tom segura and Christina p, try it out.!

[@cal1ok]

hahaha i watch the mommies all the time. i commented on the last episode they had with chris d'elia. can you check out the comment i left and send it to them over twitter? i dont have a twitter account even though i should try it out.

[@trbotimmmmmmmeh]

bounty hunter wife tits bit just broke me like a piniata, hurts from laughing

[@johnnie543]

Cody S.S. The mommies outchea right now right now right now right now!!

[@conversationstranglersteve9873]

The champ brought his belt. Lmao this has me laughing from beginning to end. Theo is one in a million

[@beensavage800]

Conversation Strangler Steven i dont think there are even that many. like one in 100 million. bc i doubt there are like 1000 theos in the world.

[@nicholasbovio7031]

Pure gold, this podcast. I’m looking forward to more of your collabs!

[@causefx8685]

1:12:10 jesus there chemistry is hilarious, theo and schaub together can cure anyones depression

[@X3.X3]

*clicked on it real quick once I saw Theo von was the guest! Dude gives the best podcast interviews lol* 🤣😂🤣🤣

[@BallersMixed]

Theo thought it was called a "ghiya" LOL

[@FoundationElite]

These 2 literally have me in tears😂😂😂😂😂😂 great sit down!

[@nathanlaney1542]

"That's forest crack bro, you guys gotta get your act together" hahaha

[@stevenfjaxsen8464]

THE HOMOSEXUAL & THE MULLET I love Callen but if I could vote to replace him with someone else to do this podcast I would vote to put Theo on in a heartbeat! It’s 100% non stop laughter when these two do this podcast together!

[@67Bigsby]

You are absolutely correct... Theo and Brandon would be hilarious together!!!

[@LupeJustinian]

Brendan "Ogre on the South Pass" Schaub

[@Kazz-gp7qs]

Brendan “Hot Minute” Schaub

[@jstrader89]

I was still laughing at "we call it a Gi, yeah" "yeah a Gia" when this episode ended... My cheeks have 6-packs on either side, man I'm dying!!

[@TolkienStudy]

Theo is just the best, love that he just takes the belt out all casually and not even saying anything. Awesome.

[@notme6793]

Gang Gang boi 🙂

[@fumf202]

bruh _ fuck yes gang gang fam. Love these hitters with just Theo

[@ozartufalonov3927]

Gang Gang familia good to see you in charted territory

[@rdjproduction8749]

Hahahaha fucking dead

[@fumf202]

Ozar Tufalonov welcome fam glad you made it 👊 lotta gang shit

[@MrGiuanin]

bruh

[@joseloco6804]

That hitta boi

[@Stratigizing]

these two bring so much to the table i love it

[@sourbrothers73]

I love when they go back and forth, insulting each other, cracking up lmao

[@infiniteaesthetiks5155]

Theo Von for president!!

[@teamritson5638]

Fresca and Fries “That’s a coming out the closet meal”🤣😂😂😂

[@justinlawlor3898]

The beginning of brendan and theos relationship is the funniest comedy duo of all time, brendan gets everything Theo says and they riff perfectly

[@airmikey8647]

One of the best episodes I've seen, for all the king and sting fans.

[@mistycollie8192]

Yasss! The Fighter and The Hick... The Bee Sting and The Rat King!

[@nokigeo1643]

Misty Collie. The Fighter and The Cajun!

[@Pr0x1mo]

Master splinter with the bees in winter

[@t.j.watson7112]

Misty Collie haha i love that (bee sting rat king) for the podcast these two need to do on the reg

[@fuckeththou8925]

Theo should work it out with all the good podcasts and make a deal to where he still does standup but he makes very regular visits to be on all of them. Literally a majority of my favorite casts are ones he is in

[@jaymeramirez7435]

Excellent chemistry. These boys sitting on a goldmine now.

[@ryanalbers7162]

theo just drop the funniest shit so casually , truly one of the top comics out there today

[@TheSweetswed]

I'll take as much Theo as I can get. He already has a podcast but I'd be down with him teaming up with someone also. Glad Theo is blowing up right now

[@___shiftedparadigm1064]

THEO!!!!!! His guest apperances is the only reason i still subscribe to this slowly dying podcast. (Imo)

[@lelanddupuy8296]

i agree it's dying. it's kind of weird. if it ends i guess there is still below the belt and mixed mental arts, but neither are as special as this show was the first few years, and not nearly as many people watch them.

[@janeoneill8839]

I liked this podcast callen singing turnd me off those long stupid confo songs r talking bou chinn love life in out

[@dylanjohnson8541]

Brendan is hilarious!!! Dude Theo and Brendan bring the funny out of each other so much

[@33shoobs]

This will be considered one of the best podcast episodes in history. Absolutely incredible from the jump

[@jaguilar101]

Damn this podcast is so MUCH better with Von in the house.

[@kyletdodd]

I like that he brought the belt. And the Cubs shirt.

[@h.c.parkeriv2747]

Brendan plays off of Theos style so well. Best person to ever accent Theos comedy.

[@Heishy0]

Can theo and Brendan please make their own podcast? 😂😂

[@Bakakozou]

They did!

[@MrOasis316]

I love these 2 together they are so funny always taking the piss out of each other.

[@papaskanku3097]

Hands down most offensive Tfatk ever. Pure gold. Just give theo the job already

[@michaelhenderson1034]

Amazing fella’s you guys killed it !

[@pressedinproductions]

"He dyes his hair dude, and he has asthma too and he uses the n word" "I mean we have a couple things in common but that's it"

[@bianco2012]

"little people don't last long...yeah....I heard one got run over by a horse" - Rat King and Bee Sting King killing me son

[@jackmitchell7321]

Brendan's pile of pills turning into an ornament 😂

[@etoledo18]

Probably one of the best podcast ever!!! I watch this over and over... Had me rolling all the time 🤣

[@meltdown469]

3 minutes in and its the most i have laughed in the whole month. Everything that comes out of Theo's mouth is pure comedy

[@jaredkinneyjr]

Give props to Brendan & TK for actually listening to the PEOPLE & givin us what we want!

[@JoshWhiteMonsterMania]

Funniest shit during these episodes is when theo and brendan start ragging on eachother and throwing insults 😂😂 has me dying every time

[@44caliberloveletterr]

HANDS DOWN, ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PODCASTS EVER

[@chriscollas2754]

Brendan's face when Theo says Gi ya.

[@jasg.]

"dwarf" "dwarves" "little people"

[@mandalor03]

Jas Gill *abort search*

[@altoid8450]

Jas Gill still didn't get it

[@jwooktv]

GET IN THEREEEE!

[@jupiterjigs6710]

Loved when Theo started cracking on them about the kratom. I take kratom everyday to help with my painkiller addiction. Hilarious how Theo is sober and randomly realizes the pills on the table. I swear the whole episode I was like “those look like kratom” and then all the sudden they say it is ! Lol

[@stephenwarrick8574]

Had to come back and watch this it's got to be one of the funniest episodes of Brendan and Theo

[@huntercoxpersonal]

I hate to say it... but Theo should replace The Kid 😅 ... these podcasts are soo fun to watch!

[@Ryezn5057]

So true

[@chemicalcabbage]

Theo should replace the fighter too. Two theos would be a party.

[@vp1493]

Brendan “Nikerwagran” Schaub

[@holuta]

Lol

[@thelelandsnextjourney9800]

"Why are these tictacs wearing little sweaters?" "I'll eat them in private but not out in the wild." I'm effing dying right now. 😂🤣😂

[@abernardi94]

that was one of the funniest podcasts I've heard in a while. I laughed the whole way through. you guys seemed inspired

[@russodean2]

These two have great chemistry. Can listen to them all day long.

[@elliottsohns4686]

Love Theo’s stories.

[@haydensnyder7129]

20:15 the Dog the Bounty Hunter part was golden! XD

[@sbcurley3723]

"You look like the kind of guy who would have tic tacs in your pocket, but not in the box" twice I literally laughed out loud to myself while watching this.

[@randallgoulet1550]

Brendan was exponentially funnier this time

[@KeetyPooh]

It's the kratom.

[@AN-hv1vm]

Theo is getting better and better

[@ceejay-qi2py]

Theo is my spirit animal

[@HouseCat19]

So basically the rat king w a mullet is your spirit animal lol. same..

[@sonofernest]

This was great. Actually LOLed at work multiple times.