Best Of Tommy Wiseau

[@Shadavor]

The drug dealer probably wasn't even an actor. They probably honeypotted him into a drug deal on camera and that's why his acting was so flawless.

[@heatseeker2681]

Apparently the dude stayed in character the whole time he was on set, and scared everyone there

[@DreamerVic]

I think he’s the only one who succeeded in cinema

[@ahmadnoor2466]

@@DreamerVic him and peter

[@hellseeker5012]

They all act like they are on some hard drugs

[@심언진]

@@hellseeker5012 It actually makes a whole lot of sense. Now we all know why there was a drug dealer.

[@Rixicc]

"its about Lisa" "go on" "shes beautiful" " *go on* "

[@Amp661]

Awkward levels rising!!

[@mr.cowell6025]

Anyway how's your sex life?

[@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331]

Denny: Lisa’s your future wife.

[@luigicavallo270]

@@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331 ............ gO On!

[@nickkrasny1562]

This movie is great because it’s like watching someone else’s dream 😂

[@KakaOfTheRealMadrid]

Honestly man it's like the funniest shit ever.. It's even more jokes how every character is basically Wisseau

[@otmanighoulassen6177]

lmfao

[@moni2415]

Yes, it definitely has that dreamlike quality.

[@solidfisher9798]

A coma dream

[@jsgk14]

This honestly just blew my mind. What if this is what Tommy wanted from this?

[@leendaleendawhatsinmyagenda]

The florists scene has one of the most philosophical fast pacing I've ever seen

[@ruthkabalo3751]

It should be a challenge given to acting students

[@maxthomas8126]

"I dont drink you know dat!" *cuts to drunk tommy*

[@metalheadblues]

Max Thomas it's that bitch Lisa

[@ericradel8696]

Iam tired, iam wasted

[@marny3559]

He's always drunk, everyone betrayed him, he's fed up with this world!

[@Amp661]

Anything for his princess!

[@sandavijithminirathnayake7033]

You managed to distinguish between drunk Tommy and sober Tommy ? You are a genius !

[@NPC1921]

4:48 Fun fact: For this take Tommy couldn't remember his lines so they held cue cards off-screen; you can watch his eyes scanning the lines

[@troy801]

He couldn't remember 14 words......says it all really

[@killbill2563]

hilarious 😂

[@frg96]

and he wrote the script

[@edablin79]

hahaha what a story mark

[@aom3640]

I'm so happy I have you as my bestfriend... andilovelisasomuch

[@shybrain]

yeah you can say that again

[@dannycooper8253]

Richard Chris What a story mark

[@ThePivotJJ]

it seems to me like you're the EXPERT Mark!

[@thunderpooch]

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND LIFE???!!!!"

[@adamfitzgerald911]

He looks like a continually depressed Dracula.

[@m.j4660]

ROFL 🤣

[@weewooilookjustlikebuddyho2927]

Maybe jonny is vampire

[@doctorthirteen5727]

@@weewooilookjustlikebuddyho2927 Did you know that Tommy Wiseau originally wanted Jonny to be a vampire and have a flying car? Not joking.

[@weewooilookjustlikebuddyho2927]

@@doctorthirteen5727 yeaaa, maybe Johnny is vampire

[@whocrusader5179]

@@weewooilookjustlikebuddyho2927 ? ? ?

[@callumwells]

Watching the The Room is like watching porn, but with any sex scenes cut out. EDIT. I forgot I wrote those comment until someone wrote back. Yes I know there are sex scenes in it, that’s not the point.

[@notenoughgarlic]

C Wells except it does have sex scenes. Awful ones 😂

[@marlonjovany]

That is exactly what I thought

[@tangbein]

Now that you mention it. Just like lines in a porn scene are there parenteces between the sex, the lines in the room are the same thing. The question is for what.

[@4homenslevandoummacacopara929]

()

[@darkmster6100]

Yeah it seems like one of those back story on a softcore

[@niamhha9014]

The way he delivers his lines never fails to disappoint me😂.

[@houseofglass21]

Lisa loves you...as a human bean.

[@CCLOSPINA]

Friend zone and human zone.

[@seanmcclenning767]

And a real hero

[@sebastianmartinez4504]

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

[@ericfisher9513]

Hahaha what a story

[@casey8950]

Ur like a son

[@tutterstan]

the whole flower shop scene is a masterpiece

[@ledin5407]

Anything for My princesssss hahahaah

[@aom3640]

I'm goin to take a nap...

[@blueshit199]

So many "s"es... Is Tommy a Reptilian!?

[@thunderpooch]

Can I keep it? It's yoouuuuuuurrrrrrrss

[@KingLich451]

BlueShit199 *WHO ARE YOU*

[@korosensei9946]

Lol

[@barbiecurlz4130]

I SO admire this man for having the passion, and gumption to make his dreams come true. Even though he sucks in the most humble way, it's admirable, no less.

[@GrrmPleaseWrite]

There’s nothing humble about Tommy Wiseau

[@barbiecurlz4130]

@@GrrmPleaseWrite There is a kind of humility to his personality, that I detect. Perhaps, you don't recognize it the same as I do. Then again, I know nothing about him personally. Do you? Just asking.

[@troy801]

He's a talentless hack who's also somehow enormously pretentious 😳 sometimes it's OK to give up on your dreams. Although I do enjoy laughing at his complete and total ineptitude dressed up as romantic melodrama & social commentary. Tommy reads this comment: "HOW COULD THEY SAY THIS ABOUT ME? I DON'T BELIEVE IT..... I SHOW THEM.

[@stevesharpe3370]

@@troy801 it’s good he didn’t give up on his dreams he got famous and successful and left his Mark Your just Troy the boy who isn’t good at bass and has a overweight wife. Don’t listen to Troy about giving up on your dreams guys he a loser

[@thelastperfectman4139]

Yeah I think it actually is quite an accomplishment to create a movie, even a bad movie. This guy is a terrible actor, and the movie is bad, but he did it himself, and has become a kind of legend.

[@pamelapam10]

"You know what they saaaaaaay, Love is bliiiiiiiind"

[@somerandofromoregon]

All toasters toast toa... oh wait, sorry. Wrong meme.

[@82myca]

My favourite line is : « Do you understand life, do you? » So deep.

[@barbi445]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnnyrock2075]

Incredible acting.

[@PrettyboyAshtun]

Absolutely

[@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277]

Truly incredible indeed

[@robertcoyle3982]

Mark and johnny are great actors. Cheep cheep cheep

[@charliec7853]

This is like some guy's fanfic of himself being a tragic hero by being a nice guy. And he took out loans to make a movie about it.

[@grrumakemeangry]

at least he pursued his dream

[@rezalustig6773]

That’s more or less it.

[@ksanbahlyngwa1998]

Apparently he pay for everything from his pocket

[@charliec7853]

@@ksanbahlyngwa1998 so I heard... Goddang how did he get all that money. It's still such a mystery

[@justnermal]

Brilliant

[@johnhuang2771]

why I keep watching these clips. What’s wrong with me

[@ismaelcantujr1217]

PhillipePatek bruh I have the same problem. lol

[@Tululah]

Lol me tho

[@johnhuang2771]

well I believe this movie initially made for the reason of some money laundry

[@blablablabla4236]

Because you Are tearing me apart Lisa that's why you keep watching these clips

[@Ironmike2233]

Maybe because . Anyway how's your sex life

[@beendeadsince2302]

5:27 he seriously was about to start singing before anybody else lol

[@dulcer4734]

If he wasn't stopped, he would've walked straight to the wall at 4:32

[@manuelbarrosogonzalez5506]

Hahaha, what a story Dulce!!

[@octaviolee8282]

You know what they say, love is blind

[@Amp661]

No wall can stop a vampire!

[@maroanouadi9782]

HAHAHAHA

[@themayqueen666]

He just randomly walks into a wall lmao

[@julianhermanubis6800]

That florist shop scene cracks me up every single time I see it. The lines are delivered as if they were calling names of customers waiting at the DMV.

[@STICKGUYMB]

Tommy is my spirit animal

[@thunderpooch]

Tommy - "Well, whatever"

[@brunosantos711]

You're just a little chicken chipchipchipchipchiiiiip

[@solidfisher9798]

Oh hai!

[@brunosantos711]

Razh 80 do you understand life? Do you?

[@RuiLuz]

Hi Doggy

[@Timliu92]

"Well I'm just sitting up here and thinking, you know." "The bank saves money, they're using me, and I'm the fool." The dialogue writing for this movie is just magnificent.

[@houseofglass21]

Amazing that Tommy and Greg were able to get all the way down from the roof with Chris R, take him to the police station, talk to officers, file a report, and return to complete the scene all within the span of several minutes.

[@jackolas2007]

Mark's a copper, he flagged down one of his colleagues and Chris-R was whisked away.

[@mark9021]

Legend has it Johnny paid for Chris-R's legal fees because he felt a fair trial was necessary.

[@Amp661]

Dragging an unarmed man with his hands up pinned by two others, one with a pistol held to his head, and them saying this guy is the suspect????

[@walteraiue5850]

@@Amp661 hahaha what a story, Dick

[@xxoxia]

Maybe they have a police station express right in the building.

[@RaND0mNesssss]

Any scene with Tommy Wiseau is the best of Tommy Wiseau

[@d4n93r]

"I´m ok..." *"ARE YOU OK?!"*

[@IDHLEB]

What kind of money? *WHAT KIND OF MONEY?!*

[@marie_01s]

Annie

[@lunarlight3131]

i saw this back in 2011 and to this day I still cant believe this movie exists.

[@georgecoventry8441]

I've watched it multiple times, and it gets better every time!

[@fhoplist]

What's bovering you Mark?

[@brunosantos711]

I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you, darling!

[@nicepolice12]

I cahn nat tell u it's confidential

[@mannysaurus19]

I almost died laughing when I saw this, lol.

[@themayqueen666]

Hi Babe!

[@SmokyTiger101]

I genuinely read this as soon as it played

[@BaldPerspective]

1:33 What an incredible transition. I was not expecting that at all lmao

[@thenightfallcrow695]

The only good actors are the drug dealer and the bottle from "I did naaat" scene"

[@illyrianalbogoddessx2142]

The Nightfall Crow dont forget doggie

[@J.B.0815]

Yes, the bottle needs an oscar!

[@alexlamazza3200]

And apparently they had to do the 'I did naaaht' scene countless times because Tommy couldn't get it right. Can you imagine that bottle being weakly tossed to the ground for three hours straight? Poor water bottle...

[@edwells8963]

Mark isn't bad.

[@ahmadnoor2466]

And peter

[@drewfla]

Mark had the best one liners. "You couldn't kill me if you tried." "As far as I'm concerned, you can both drop dead. That's a promise." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@I_Cunt_Spell]

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

[@JeffreyBenzodiazepines]

keep your stupid lines in your pocket!

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Leave your STUPID comments in your pocket

[@mimirtells]

You are just a chicken "cheep cheep cheep"

[@brendanforester4601]

Adiuvat Nobody poorly imitates my favorite farm animal!

[@MyKillyy]

What is up with all these The Room jokes and quotes? Grow up, man. It's really cheap to make fun of people's work like that. Really cheap cheap cheapcheapcheap

[@brendanforester4601]

@@MyKillyy In a few minutes, bitch!

[@somerandofromoregon]

6:04 I love Denny's reaction to this. Pretty much sums up how the audience reacted when hearing Johnny say this line for the first time.

[@michaelpiper9309]

Cheep cheep cheep!

[@Localstar30]

I just love how tommy doesn’t try hard to be funny, this guy has talent

[@GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews]

he looks like a washed up rockstar like an old member of kiss or acdc he looks pathetic

[@sasakikojiro5499]

Where is "Don't touch me mother fucker!" part?!

[@NEONOIRERA]

It’s like the are performing in a sarcastic tone the whole movie

[@Pedrosdanckwardt]

HAI DOGGY

[@tamily4663]

YOU'RE MY FAVORITE CUSTOMER

[@Pedrosdanckwardt]

OH HAI JOHNNY I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU

[@deadmanwalking4031]

You are just a chicken "cheep cheep cheep"

[@oveou5638]

I got the results of the test back...

[@PrinceJes]

Where's my money Denny?!

[@slicks8078]

"If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live." That's deep, Tommy.

[@andresm8119]

"You think girls like to cheat like guys do?" Tommys world was suddenly turned upside down

[@DaAutumnLeafMassacre]

Andres M sloots finna sloot

[@DoppeD]

*whirl

[@braveheartbob3473]

the flowershop scene is such a natural conversation!

[@nefelibatagirl]

The drug dealer is the best actor in that movie 😂

[@Berbs73]

I disagree. Michelle is.

[@J.B.0815]

No, the water bottle is

[@Amp661]

He and the greenscreen are best actors!

[@trevorphilips9065]

Nah Doggie is the best actor

[@sylviarippey6488]

The mom is but my son thinks Chris R is the best part of the movie. 😁

[@DEADEYESTUDIO]

I love how Tommy’s acting is so god awful that it makes the other bad actors look like amazing actors in comparison. The drug dealer legit was a good actor tho.

[@Nockturnmortem]

Poor guy... He's a legend out of his ridiculously stupid acting

[@edwells8963]

Like Nick Cage.

[@micaholson1052]

I don't know if I'd call him a poor guy. His ridiculously stupid acting is why I love him. The way he acts is so bad, it's amazing. And in a positive way.

[@robertonegron776]

Fernando Gonzalez he goes all out tho

[@DraculaCronqvist]

Don't know if I'd call him a poor guy. His ego is enormous and the movie was very obviously a money laundering scheme.

[@miguelvidal2335]

@@edwells8963 hey at least he has an oscar

[@smileysatanson3404]

Even like this i feel like im not missing any plot from the movie, truly says how perfect it is

[@oliviaseas2260]

"DoyuhavesomesecretsnowhyforgetitdudesomesecretdudeNO FORGET IT TALK TO YOU LATER" "whell whaturrvr"

[@szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383]

'You can love someone deep inside your heart and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people love eachother, the world would be a better place to live.' That's a seriously underrated quote yall

[@milvache]

Tommy Wiseau is like a vampire who would do anything for his princess

[@nischaljimee2192]

We need more people like him.

[@Amp661]

No. Just him. Others would make him less unique l.

[@nolan6068]

This is pretty much just a summary of the room

[@somerandofromoregon]

Right? 😂😂

[@in2it85]

*Living Legend.* *This guy could star in any movie and it would be labeled 'Comedy'* *love him!*

[@vrabo3026]

He hit me HE HIT YOU!?? And I don't want to marry him anymore. WHAT!?!?

[@knockdadeathstroke3799]

Vrabo jebo te bog

[@jlart6274]

‘’If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place”. 🙏👏🙌

[@AgieSebie]

"YOURE TEARING ME APART LISA, so hows your sex life?"

[@thunderpooch]

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND LIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

[@bobjones2190]

He tore Lisa apart first with night after night of navel fucking.

[@TestaBottleZ]

alot better...your best friend doesnt fuck my belly button which is great

[@IAmNotHim97]

I love how they always greet each other with “Oh, hi”

[@michaelkinley6422]

0:42 "oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you" "Haha, you probably didn't recognize me because of the red arm"

[@Sucka4Love1986]

Michael Kinley watch The Disaster Artist, Seth Rogen response to that scene “who doesn’t recognise that guy” lol

[@feel5930]

Hi doggy

[@athalla_music]

Michael Kinley That Star Wars reference tho

[@arthurwaring]

C3PO?

[@jacobdominguez7808]

😂😂😂😂

[@sammuree3905]

We can all agree that the acting in this movie is on point

[@Marius-vw9hp]

I am 100% sure that he is someone pretending to be this character. There is NO way this guy actually exists.

[@captaincrumpet5558]

Marius VanDamme Tommy Wiseau is legit.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

He did change his identity a couple a times, nobody knows his age or if he's French or Polish or American.

[@ailenr.7407]

@@basedbattledroid3507 I think he has some kind of psycologic problem, he acts bizarre lol

[@symphony137]

@@basedbattledroid3507 It's already known how old he his and where he was born.

[@seanallan4808]

I have proof that he may be a rare breed of fucking cabbage

[@serhijs1]

That Film is best from best, I watched it many times. Tommy is king of Cinema art

[@neganstains5745]

Sober Johnny and drunk Johnny: no difference.

[@nikhilguleria7894]

I like how lisa is just chilling on the sofa whenever tommy enters the room

[@georgecoventry8441]

She has a very demanding life!

[@KittyPieVibes]

"Anyways how is your sex life?" [cuts to darkness] Me too

[@mayaraamaral7897]

"You're my favorite customer" is my favorite line

[@MW-ne2er]

*The benk saeves maney and theyah useen me, and I am the foo*

[@mannysaurus19]

LMAO!!! "I am the foo..."

[@mannysaurus19]

Hey man, thanks so much for writing these lines! This one in particular had me laughing for days, lol. 😄

[@mannysaurus19]

Hey man, are you there? I just wanted to thank you for typing out these lines! It made me laugh so much! *How caen thayy say this about me, I dun l believe it, I show them, I err record everything...*

[@beatsbyelvis6890]

mannysaurus19 bro you need to get laid bad

[@jessicahayden4522]

😭

[@flipperjr.3822]

Tommy's laugh is priceless.

[@timotheematos44]

Ha. Ha. Ha

[@medievalcloud7945]

One of the best descriptors I saw of Tommy's accent was it being "vaguely Eastern European." Especially after reading "The Disaster Artist," I completely agree.

[@fisher3317]

A court case revealed that he's originally from Poznán, Poland.

[@ncapone87]

I've known some Polish people, definitely a Polish accent

[@jamesshang9619]

"Anyway, how's your sex life?" --- the most practical sentence I've learnt in English.

[@tamily4663]

CHU R TEARING ME APART LIZA

[@discjockeydiscgolf2251]

Any way. How is your sex life?

[@chadcastagana9181]

3:20 "If a lot of people loved each other the world would be a better place" That is the best line in the movie! I have a wild idea! Tommy Wiseau should play the lead role in Robert Heinlein's STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND, if and when it is ever adapted to film.

[@DiddyHack]

”Im okay” ”ARE YOU OKAY?!”

[@gmanz8487]

Who can never get enough of our good ol friend Tommy Wiseau??

[@QuestionKnife]

“It seems to be like you are da EXPPPERRT mark!”

[@Coleman_H]

Phobophobia eggspert

[@FrankNFurter1000]

“It seems to me like you lay EGGS bird Mark!”

[@austin_madore9417]

One of the greatest actors of all time 💯

[@GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews]

he looks like a washed up rockstar like an old member of kiss or ac/dc he looks pathetic

[@Introverder]

Too bad there was never The Room 2 :( - it would be another MASTERPIECE :). I've heard that Tommy planned to end "The Room" with a flying scene with Merc and to be seen that he is a vampire :D.

[@mariamadalenalena2493]

Now we have best f(r)ends with Tommy and greg

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Introverder They could call it The 2m (As in Tomb for Vampires, because the cut Flying Merc scene was part of the plotline where Johnny becomes a Vampire, and 2 sounds like Too, which sounds like Roo, add an M to the end, hopefully Johnny comes back to life as vampire, they could even incorporate Elements of it's Sister movie; Vampire's Kiss).

[@themayqueen666]

Who is Merc? lol I thought it was Johnny supposed to be a vampire flying off with a car or something. That would make no sense in a love drama as well. But it would've been even more hilarious. X'D

[@restless276]

Probably wouldn't be that good since Tommy died so he wouldn't be in the sequel

[@PolishGod1234]

@@restless276 Tommy is still alive

[@milupababa]

Such a masterclass of acting like De niro Pacino and Wiseau of course!

[@YxngFresco]

1:45 most underrated part of the film

[@Matt-qq4zh]

*Lets* *take* *him* *to* *the* *police*

[@kmeadows]

This isn’t “Best of Tommy Wiseau,” this is “The Room in Six Minutes.”

[@ObservantDog]

"If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live."

[@jonalex9002]

Lol it funny, but i don't know why

[@theherooffire007]

*Weruld.

[@JeffreyBenzodiazepines]

and keep in mind

[@georgecoventry8441]

Deep, right? Tommy is nothing if not deep!

[@prithivnatarajan]

tommy is so great that even the movie didn’t deserve him, which is why he ends himself before the movie does. what a great guy.

[@striderm]

HI BABE Truly what Wiseau is known for... starting strong.

[@gauravudiyavar]

I want "anyway, how's your sex-life?" (in Tommy wiseau's voice) to be my ringtone.

[@georgecoventry8441]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[@nordinreecendo512]

"Action!" "I HIT HER!!" "NO! Do you wanna change the line?!"

[@konradbanys2239]

My favourite two lines: "you're the ex-bird, Mark!" And "what are you chewing?!"

[@curtisdunn1854]

"Wuts buvering you Mark?"

[@Coleman_H]

Curtis Dunn hahahaha

[@juliancisthebest]

Razh 80 Gurl trable I guess! 🤷‍♂️

[@darkbrightflow9406]

You are tearing me apart Lisa! That gives me goosebumps everytime i hear that line

[@Huegelmann]

"Hi." "Can i help you?" "Yeah, can i have a dozen red roses please?" *Takes off sunglasses* "Oh hai, Jonny. I didn't know it was you." Wat...

[@bloodsucker228]

Hügelmann superman

[@roolio227]

Making a modern movie based on " Elder Scrolls Oblivion dialogue "

[@barbiecurlz4130]

WOW! After watching this video, the more I realize what a fantastic job James Franco did, in portraying this man. Just superb👍

[@decgar07]

"Hahaha what a story Mark!"

[@kharismaprapuja2821]

SameoldDecgar07 a

[@brendanforester4601]

"Yeah, you can say that again."

[@TheMajinTrunks]

The fact a video called "The best of Tommy Wiseau" starts with "Directed by Tommy Wiseau" is.... just fantastic

[@riskyrecords1403]

I did naht hi her Is naht tru It is ballshit *Throws bottle* I did naht

[@Alptraumification]

o hi mark

[@SyahmiRosli]

EDDIE *OH HI MARK*

[@SonicJedi12]

EDDIE father

[@E1N9A8N0DA]

I deed naught heat her It's not chew : it's ball sheet I deed naught heat her. I deed *NAUGHT*. -!- Oh high Mark

[@jexigo]

o hai marc

[@yehm813]

The shop scene with the roses and the dog killed me

[@imbatman3696]

What a story, Mark!

[@hoodedmaniac3602]

4:27 imagine if that actually happened in that scene

[@ahmeti2382]

1:14 These laughs.

[@shoegazingnudiscoer]

“If a lot of people love each other the world would be a better place.” -Jonny

[@ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson]

Was Tommy dubbed over? It's just so... unnatural

[@BBoy4040]

Hundolin A lot of his lines are dubbed over with a retake. That's what makes shit so funny. And his accent.

[@E1N9A8N0DA]

They did not dub him. It's not true, it's bullshit. They did not dub him. They did NOT. ! oh hi Vice

[@PoissonVisageStudios]

It's still him, he just re dubbed them after to deliver the lines better and James Franco heard it was also to make sure he sounded more American.

[@duchessedeberne3909]

Matt, King of the North more American? Where is he from? Usbekistan?

[@PoissonVisageStudios]

He's from Poland, but I agree that he doesn't sound any more American than he normally does, which is not at all

[@Giyga]

This feels like those listening comprehension audio tapes

[@crunchy1547]

The edit at 4:28 was beautiful.

[@skipperson4077]

So many great lines, eggspertly delivered...'If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live'..... Best non-line - Tommy/Johnny tackles the fearsome and armed Chris R, drops him off at whatever San Francisco police station you take people you think should be arrested and returns in six minutes!! Somebody please greenlight Tommy's Dracula movie!!...

[@ianseymour4066]

This movie is so great, if you've seen this movie you have to play "the room the game" on new grounds. It's ties so many things together.

[@borealsullivan5486]

Doesn't anyone is going to acknowledge how good the soundtrack in this movie is...