Best of Top Gear Awards

[@harshsonawane6076]

I always feel like James was a meme lord before the advent of the internet. A man way ahead of his time.

[@SynchronizorVideos]

Memes are a lot older than the internet. Even the word “meme” dates back to at least the 1970s, and that was an abbreviation of an analogous word in ancient Greek.

[@Lunarfox]

@@SynchronizorVideos "Say nothing whilst writing words"

[@SynchronizorVideos]

@TheSovietOnion Yeah, that's a classic.

[@TheDemocrab]

Kinda related but you know why Aussie shitposters are so common despite Australia's relatively low population compared to the rest of the world? It's because memes and shitposting isn't very far off how we've all talked to one another in Australia for over half a century at this point.

[@Zero_Ninety]

We had the Internet way back in 2004. It was steam powered back then obviously.

[@michaelsingleton5173]

Is it just me or do those heart shades really suit James.

[@jaytaylor629]

He definitely rocks them better than anyone else could

[@chrishines6048]

The heart shades really suit James

[@lucasaccount573]

It helps he looks like a 70s rock star

[@CalDoggyDaddu]

He's an odd kind of man where he looks okay in everything

[@JetFalcon710]

@@CalDoggyDaddu Yeah, he's typically the one with the craziest outfits, but at the same time, he looks completely normal in said outfits

[@haydngilchrist8619]

Jeremy: "We use to present a car show called Top Gear, do you remember?" That hurt 😭

[@billyellis6458]

instablaster

[@monkofdarktimes]

Which one because Clarkson did the old one

[@intugalaxy]

Now it's more "We used to..."

[@strangecanine537]

and then clarkson does boats in tgt

[@haydngilchrist8619]

@Shdnajsjsj Dhsjs is it tho

[@wathans288]

Hammond really loves taking the helicopter back home, even after driving the rimac

[@mauricehayden8835]

Very good 😂😂

[@VXGaming]

It's the only thing he hasnt crashed... Yet.

[@xnotasweatx]

@@VXGaming kobe

[@TommyCullen-VacuumConnisour]

cold

[@Georgeionescu205]

He has a huge ego,and he îs a huge narcisist

[@petersilie9491]

1:45 The cameraman knows what's good.

[@oscarpromoli2045]

Nice

[@lukethomas.125]

As Clarkson said, bring the best ones to the front, and push the really ugly ones right to the back out of sight

[@itsconnorstime]

Some of the hottest women I’ve ever seen have been in the top gear audience.

[@DrewSavo]

The Gas Guzzler of the Year: Mitsubishi Evo 8 which did 8 MPG Bugatti Veyron which did 4 MPG And Hemel Hempstead: burned 60 Million Gallons of oil, didn’t move an inch.

[@peterholland82]

1:45

[@Isaackariuki775]

Also the Range Rover Sport also achieved 8 MPG

[@Hstone-wq1tl]

The Exorcist: 3.5 mpg

[@kennorcott7074]

@Muhammad Faza Lababan they chose the evo because it did 8 mpg with a 4 cylinder

[@scsutton1]

And the winner: The Ford GT.

[@Mech]

that ken block episode was one of my fav moments of top gear. Rest in Peace Ken

[@Piggynatorgaming]

I cant stop laughing at the bit when Hammond shouts at the radio XD

[@bluefates58]

What do you think he said

[@User-jk8wq]

@@bluefates58 Are you deaf? He quite clearly said MU- *BEEP BEEP BEEP* FU- *BEEP BEEP* GE- *BEEP BEEP BEEP* -ING RADIO!

[@rowanaboat4523]

Elsewhere in the world awards are awarded to reward excellence, but here on the Top Gear awards we like to award an award that rewards a car the we found particularly unrewarding.

[@eddiethehead4791]

In 2004

[@Sevastous]

My favorite quote of all time.

[@brianverduin]

His delivery was amazing. What a legend.

[@zef9151]

Which is actually quite right when you see it written

[@The_VanTM]

Timestamp for reference: 11:01

[@Papanza295]

11:07 Look at Hammonds face as he turns to look at May! XD

[@loonyblack1312]

😂

[@jesperfinnborn9888]

When Hammond swear at the walkie talkie at 6:24, it was like an episode from the South Park . 😆

[@AndorRadnai]

15:26 That’s so bittersweet these days… RIP Sabine, the automotive world misses you greatly!

[@leopold7562]

I'm glad the Hyundai Accent got the worst car of the year. I had one as a hire car once, around that time, and I told the hire company never to send me one ever again. It was like driving a biscuit tin, including the rigidity of the horrid thing.

[@yoyleb1711]

a perfect description!

[@jcgabriel1569]

Well, they said it's "less fun than drowning..."

[@automation7295]

*"I told the hire company never to send me one ever again"* I wouldn't be surprised if you said "If you send my this car again, I murder you and your family!" to their face.

[@automation7295]

If the Hyundai Accent or any car is the worst car, why do people still hire them? Man, people are idiots.

[@leopold7562]

@@automation7295 I did think about it, to be fair

[@jcgabriel1569]

Hammond: Actually, blasting through a nighttime alpine road, with the roof off- (Director chatting through the radio) Hammond: [bleep][bleep][bleep][bleep] RADIO!!!

[@DarkKnightwing75]

Did anyone notice how Jeremy said I am a Driving Dog rather than god at 5:05

[@mrtom2854]

He was mocking Hammond, who said he was a driving god

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

He did sound like he said dog... ...If youve been deep sea diving butt naked and ruptured your eardrums. He clearly said god

[@joeyslats31]

I remember anxiously looking forward to these awards each year, this show was so much fun as a kid.

[@FlyingHeadbutt100]

"As a kid" *me, remembering putting my kids to bed in time for it to come on*

[@YISTECH]

​@@FlyingHeadbutt100🤣🤣🤣

[@YISTECH]

​@@FlyingHeadbutt100the beauty of it is doesn't matter the generation, this show seems to resonate with everyone

[@saltbjorn]

Love the use of Adagio for Strings in the background of the best car award

[@Aquitanic]

11:08 I *love* Hammond's face here like "WHAT are you talking about"

[@edwardlack2578]

May's spiel for worst car of the year is hilarious, but the way Hammond goes from looking at the camera, to looking at May with an expression of WTF are you on about just tops it off 😂

[@andy-dt7to]

01:45 - why is he wearing sunglasses indoors.. ? ah, yes i see why ;)

[@patrickfoster62]

Never seen the first bit, thanks @CarSarcasm Tv

[@olekaarvaag9405]

The segment around 9:30 puts into perspective how talented the camera crew became. The cinematography in the latest OT seasons was absolutely stunning! Is it the same cameracrew working on Top Gear now? I haven't seen it in a long time.

[@damianpiecuch6697]

I believe 90% of TG crew went to Amazon to work at TGT

[@hhampole]

14:56 to 14:59 how is this not a meme yet?

[@Mark-lj1dj]

13:22 ah the days that James was wasn't famous and wouldn't be instantly recognized

[@Customize45]

Hammond always convieniently forgets that he's on a car show sometimes

[@Dannysince1985]

1:45 I see what you did there cameraman 😂

[@notme7728]

15:27 can we please get a huge R.I.P to that german bird, the queen of the ring.

[@applejuice5272]

SABINE!

[@scrambleegg1987]

Nah

[@corbinselanne7990]

Sabine Schmitz is now tearing it up in the great Nurburgring in the sky, handling Bergwerk in a Ford Transit much better than Niki Lauda in a Ferrari 312T2

[@scrambleegg1987]

@@corbinselanne7990 nah she’s in hell.

[@Kalash74]

​@@scrambleegg1987 no one will remember you, you sad little man

[@grantg610]

1:46 they looked at me first I swear

[@j-hackhammer6078]

i think the Top Gear award for Patience in the workplace goes to Jeremy Clarkson for having kept to himself that punch he lunged at the producer for more than 25 series lmfao

[@eklypse180]

R.I.P Ken. You left your mark on this Earth. Be proud. You're being missed by millions.

[@captainevenslower4400]

The best thing about the golden cock, ia probably its in show trivia. Jeremy bought it at a service station with the money he saved by going around a lap of the M5 in a diesel VW Lupo instead of the petrol one

[@limeddasch382]

11:16 Jeremy has turned into Slenderman.

[@Lieutenant_Dude]

The Vauxhal Monaro was a winner... because thanks to GM they got a badge engineered Holden, and a really good one.

[@tjg1989]

Less fun than drowning🤣 Well done Hammond

[@psychepeteschannel5500]

1:46 Its good that the man on the right is blind, so that he can watch the show. The lady is wearing an interesting robe for the evening :O

[@ninanina2853]

1:46 damnn what amazing piece of knockers.

[@shivas3003]

hahaha i see it too

[@harleyb7880]

*Giggity*

[@saurabhponkshe]

nice.

[@tessafst07]

@@harleyb7880 who else but Quagmire

[@dannyplatt6161]

Her name is Madison Welch

[@jdpragmatic8644]

3:55 “Patience in the Workplace” Award

[@huayrarevo]

God i miss old top gear

[@Knackebrot]

Notice how 1:45 is the most rewatched part.

[@VIZ1RUS]

Bruh😂😂😂

[@scareyaf]

👀

[@harleyb7880]

those are huuuuugggeee 😜😜😜

[@SAMPLETEXT285]

Im literally sitting here eating breakfast and it straight up just cuts to that with no warning that caught me so off guard. I mean it almost made me spit out some scrambled eggs i had to rewind back 5 seconds to see if i was seeing things well if the Top Gear Award Ceremony had awards for the audience we know who would of won "Biggest Personality" and "Most Distracting"

[@Knackebrot]

​@@SAMPLETEXT285lmfao

[@knirefla0991]

1:01 looks a bit like James ;-)

[@700.Eden.]

Missed a trick not calling this channel Carcasm

[@chopsuey--]

Or cargasm

[@sugarnads]

Scargasm

[@briansteele3592]

Omg Richard Hammond went back and forth in a helicopter to work. Talk about another level of rich.

[@jobansand]

It's not that expensive.

[@jennifersivewright3117]

My nephew works 4 hours a day and uses a Bentley Continental to do 24 miles. I believe it costs him his wages to get there and back.

[@xLottyStarx]

With the time it saved him I bet he made the money back 😂

[@guybrushthreepwood7195]

1:46 now that's a pair of knockers bloody hell

[@generouslyfat]

big booba

[@StefanBacon]

As an American, I'm very sad that I can't be disappointed by a Diesel Hyundai...

[@FrankieWilde2021]

If JK gives you hat you gotta keep it

[@Dim4323]

With a little L

[@Qam001]

1:44 James May voice "Hello"

[@krisuuuuuuuuuuu]

1:45

[@EredilElexi]

Did anyone notice the crutches though😂😂

[@bghoody5665]

Best cleavage of the year award winner.

[@PlanetCreationxD]

EredilElexi I had to go back and check xD

[@shanepoth2877]

Lol is that Marty?

[@krisuuuuuuuuuuu]

@@shanepoth2877 Yes

[@Stephen2024-ny9gi]

How Jeremy looks like John McCririck the horse betting expert and pundit in that hat.😂

[@exactinmidget92]

Dont think i ever seen a car beat The Stig.

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

Thats because its edited

[@top-gear-gmod]

The original Koenigsegg.

[@Rosharnus]

1:45 I wonder if she is distracting Clarkson quite badly

[@imcarolean]

1:46 holy jesus

[@mattdirks7896]

Somebody should do an all of Christmas gifts compilation.

[@RonPiggott]

1:04 Did I see that hat make an appearance in Clarkson's farming program on Amazon?

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

oh my god the smart steers like a person sprinting with a shopping cart, its so hilariously bad!

[@alexandercross9081]

9:56 didn't have to run it round a corner to tell that the smart car does nothing with dignity

[@iowasucks9494]

4:40 the big bug bear was actually cold food for Mr. Clarkson lol

[@joshuat502]

something realy cool is that we are watching this on youtube and this was show 1 yr before youtube exsisted

[@dazleeders]

1:45 NOICEEEEEEE

[@HughesEnterprises]

Billy Leeder Fake

[@LoudestHoward]

Guy next to her has his sunnies on, based on his smile we know where he's looking.

[@douma-wm1ph]

Billy Leeder SSSWWWWEEEAAAAAT (insert happy Clarkson face)

[@ElOraCULOO]

11:49 “Less fun than drowning”😭🙏🙏

[@xnopyt13]

10:36 because it's a HOLDEN

[@haihoegaatet6963]

thank you

[@JaakariMursu]

Jeremy looked like James with the gift hat.

[@thomaswilliams2780]

The funniest thing about that Monaro I reckon is the fact that it's just a 2dr SS Commodore,but ended up all over the place with different names

[@minibus9]

awesome video

[@xnopyt13]

Wow didn't know these awards existed!

[@Lathi33]

11:33 The city rover.. That's tata Indica from india, right?

[@Mark-lj1dj]

I think Rover was most definitely on its last legs as a company at that point

[@gordonfreemen1920]

You gotta love the license plate for the most unfavorable car had the first 4 digits as "DUD4"

[@BergasJuergas]

Gràcies per el vídeo!!! Salutacions des de Mallorca Bros!!! Alobiuu Willy Boom!!!

[@MTLoveridge]

"An Audi jacket!" *tosses away*

[@DJAsHeRMusic]

1:46 well hello lovely jubbleys

[@biswojyoti1]

Oh how I miss this segment

[@mirovinac3968]

1:46 much more interesting.

[@Mikes_Bikes]

James can really wear anything and look good in it

[@Popster.f1]

Anyone know what series/ep the first 1:34 clip was?

[@RedRory19]

6:30 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevenlarratt3638]

Everyone mentioning 1:45 hasnt noticed the crutches from her bad back holding them up lol...

[@Birdy890]

So what, just mean she's easier to pin down

[@DEVILMATE1996]

@@Birdy890 are u writing this from hmp?

[@Birdy890]

@@stevenlarratt3638 At least I'm not a hypocrite, that's the worst part!

[@stevenlarratt3638]

@@Birdy890 sorry just going off crap you watch... kzbin.info/www/bejne/emiukmdmgNSpjNE "white girls who like blacks must watch this video'??? You have some major issues... you ex military? Or military wanna be....

[@JDfabricacations]

Good eyes, don't think many were looking at them

[@juliasmith5267]

good video.

[@el_freddo_94]

1:45 i don't remember seeing her in the original 👀

[@AngeliX8]

Jeremy with that hat looks like James xD

[@flexvision2000]

1:45, nice high beams.

[@godzillas6301]

Lovely to see sabina

[@beast-xr6qk]

1:45 Good lord

[@lemo_manda6076]

Grand Tour is awesome!

[@princesskristayork8869]

lol I would have shown the walkie talkie,smirk and thrown it out the window then laugh.

[@bewArcher]

1:45....this made worth watching this video!

[@shivas3003]

1:46 , you're Welcome

[@sahilrwt29]

that indian car maker is TATA and to be honest it is usually used as taxi in the country. Also one of the cheapest car of its time.

[@iplayeddsharpminor]

That Perodua was like the 2014 F1 car that overundersteered everywhere

[@thecompanioncube4211]

11:53 rare smile of admiration from clarkson

[@Amm17ar]

How have I never seen this???

[@Smithy350]

1:45 look at them holy shit

[@Silverwing2112]

6:18 Quiet fortitude & patience... from Birmingham. Yes...

[@AverageGamerGuyPlays]

The guy at 1:46 is smirking like that because he knows the camera will be on him at some point.

[@stevenlarratt3638]

Better than Dave...

[@JasonZakrajsek]

Shoulda put “2004” in the title

[@Sledgeh101]

"I am a driving -" "SHUT UUUUPPPP!!!"

[@xxDOTH3DEWxx]

9:07 stiggy understeering on purpose. look how hard the wheels cut in

[@KarlPablo80]

I used to have this car. It's kinda tall and I afraid it will flip. 🤣🤣 But I like Perodua Myvi more. 😆

[@didgereemedia194]

WHOOOOO!!! MONARO!!!! That's basically a Holden

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

Didgeree Media basically? It is. They rebadged it to Vauxhall in the UK. None were built there.

[@davidlofdahl2875]

well she was awesome

[@saurabhponkshe]

We know exactly who you’re talking about

[@lampshadec446]

12:44 What's an anarack??

[@EnchantGaming2003]

It is an alternative word for a Jacket with a Hood. Most commonly a waterproof.

[@lampshadec446]

CPUKing87432 David Taynton ah, cheers. I thought it would've been a personality because the way Jeremy presented it

[@RebekahNRMahoney]

@@lampshadec446 it can also mean a person that knows way too much about a subject, like the fact that the guy knew it was a ferrari just from hearing the engine.