Funniest moments from the 10th series of Top Gear UK.
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@ThatMSportGuy Жыл бұрын
I completely agree with James and his Ferrari/cheese comparison, it almost seems like car companies make cars that are almost as good as they can be, then make a "special edition" that actually is as best as it can be and charge a ridiculous increased price
@Band-maid-fan101 Жыл бұрын
I immediately knew what he meant
@michaeltutty1540 Жыл бұрын
I can relate, sort of. In 1989 I bought a custom ordered Mercury Grand Marquis LS. A very lovely, large, near-luxury barge if ever there was one. Then for a mere $185 I upgraded from the 160hp 5.0 (really 4.9) litre V8 to the 351W (5.8 litre) V8 with 210 Hp. Then I added the Trailer Tow III Package for an amazing $550. The only things unmodified were the front brakes and the actual body panels and interior trim. The thing would accelerate like a Mustang, leave the Mustang behind in the corners, and sipped gas like a Honda Civic!
@CrazyPanda688 Жыл бұрын
That’s every company ever though. Apple make the base iPhone 14. And then they make the plus and pro max versions for people who can afford them and they get more features But car companies have to have cheaper versions of their performance cars, otherwise they’d go out of business if they just sold expensive cars and nothing else
@HECKproductions Жыл бұрын
friendly reminder that ferrari makes a car which you can buy but you cannot have it if you ask ferrari nicely they MAY decide they will bring your car that you bought from them somewhere so you can drive it for a bit and then take it away again whoever buys anything from that company is beyond help
@bradwhite5884 Жыл бұрын
@@HECKproductions Surprised Ferrari is still around, who in right mind in Ferrari thinks that is a good idea? I'd rather buy a Lambo then a Ferrari tbh
@matthewworthington767 Жыл бұрын
Hammond - "HELP YOURSELF TO MY BRAKES WHY NOT" Clarkson - "IVE LOST A SKULL" May - "monkeys" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@YasinAdorCB511 ай бұрын
The way he nonchalantly mentions the monkeys gets me
@ginganinja06363 ай бұрын
Monkeys.
@homer37162 ай бұрын
"monkeys" hahahah lmao
@homer37162 ай бұрын
perfect example of what made this show absolutely brilliant
@lukegauci1159 Жыл бұрын
“I object to the Beige..” - James May 2007
@gagekoval39846 ай бұрын
“👈🏻Monkeys!” -also James may
@TH3L3G3ND5 ай бұрын
“👋Hello?!” - Also James May
@lukegauci11595 ай бұрын
@@TH3L3G3ND “🐓c*ck!” - also James May
@h.s66985 ай бұрын
"Irrelevant twaddle"- also james may
@adampatterson26825 ай бұрын
"Oh Cock" - Also James May
@ahouse8600 Жыл бұрын
He put his whole heart into “OOO- HE’S BROKEN THE MACHINE!”😂
@jeremyclarkson1 Жыл бұрын
Yes, I did.
@bradwhite5884 Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyclarkson1 You utter plonker you orangutan
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyclarkson1 Hey look, it's the orangutan!
@aidanmccann2290 Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyclarkson1 you had me there a second until I saw nascar on your page 😭
@jeremyclarkson1 Жыл бұрын
@@aidanmccann2290 🤣
@NeverlandSystemAngel4 ай бұрын
I love Hammond's slowly growing affection for "Oliver". It's so pure and so real... I love that he saved it and brought it home.
@michaelbreckshot65892 ай бұрын
And now has even found a companion for him.
@tacticalcalebgaming72642 ай бұрын
@@michaelbreckshot6589. Yes her name is Olivia btw. So basically a Twin O’s
@thecompanioncube42112 ай бұрын
@@michaelbreckshot6589whaaa? When did that happen?
@michaelbreckshot65892 ай бұрын
@thecompanioncube4211 couple months ago, give or take
@fredschriks8554 Жыл бұрын
"Hang on that's my bag in James his tent.. THIS IS MY TENT!!" 🤣
@jamesharvey7793 Жыл бұрын
I’ve always loved that moment. The whole sequence beforehand is hilarious too 😂
@isaacjvincao3307 Жыл бұрын
Oh man ge it out!
@GiorgioBrown Жыл бұрын
I love how clarkson pointed at a load of places on the map that they can’t go, and then they proceed to go to all of those places over a few seasons and shows
@MadLadCheese1019 ай бұрын
Except Antartica because that’s gone
@sonofsparda6574 ай бұрын
i think that one got them in hot water aswell for the "can´t go there cause the american´s will shoot you" Because that seemed either unscripted or a change in the script that he either ignored or not got told about. Because that "noo" reaction seemed VERY genuine.
@alialiyev61682 ай бұрын
To be honest they didn't have the best driving roads
@Shakes-Off-Fear Жыл бұрын
9:29 Hammond and Clarkson; absolute chaos. May; M O N K E Y S
@phucnguyen0110 Жыл бұрын
The cheese making/quality comparison thing from James was just absolutely spot on lol
@gedhoughton9523 Жыл бұрын
Could you please do a compilation of when they speak at the same time? Example this episode: James: what’s it caught on? Jez + Ham: the security camera 😂
@speedvaxer Жыл бұрын
not the exhaust manifold
@alexrobert2000 Жыл бұрын
@@speedvaxer beat me too it
@cluckoftheduck Жыл бұрын
"Back to the studio!"
@chrisvarney6857 Жыл бұрын
Oh no he's driven round it
@gedhoughton9523 Жыл бұрын
@@cluckoftheduck that’s my line! May! You bas***d!
@wilmotown Жыл бұрын
“Ooh he’s broken the machine” is easily one of the funniest moments ever between these three. All of them earnestly participating in such a stupid joke is a right laugh. I just watched the last episode of the Grand Tour S3 the other day and I think this moment’s in there, and it sure deserves it.
@RepellentJeff11 ай бұрын
“No, *you* look like a terrorist with a broken windscreen wiper and your face is ridiculous.” That might be one of the best comebacks in history. 😂
@CT_97 Жыл бұрын
‘I object to the beige’ 🤣🤣🤣
@michaelredford5389 Жыл бұрын
Probably my favourite season if I had to pick the best mix of over the top globe-trotting adventures and down-to-earth silliness.... and the one with their Britcar 24 race. (my personal favourite and a shame they never revisited it).
@jameschisnall8409 Жыл бұрын
9:44 'monkeys'- James May, 2007
@matthewshipley739 Жыл бұрын
0:52 A very underrated moment 🤣🤣🤣
@eleveneleven9033 Жыл бұрын
I was in such a bad mood until I watched this video. Nobody can ever beat these guys. They are the originals. 👍🏻💗
@Fitchy-ke3wz3 ай бұрын
10:17 is literally such a teenage thing to do. Its brilliant
@bradwhite5884 Жыл бұрын
This brings back memories, this is peak Top Gear, you cannot get any better then that
@Bagster321 Жыл бұрын
One of the best seasons of Top Gear... in the world
@Eren-da-Jaeger Жыл бұрын
Hammond... Pause... You id1ot
@sackybir Жыл бұрын
I want someone to love me like Richard loves Oliver😭
@Eren-da-Jaeger Жыл бұрын
Forever alone.
@rempanda Жыл бұрын
What? A 1 week love affair and then 20 years alone and locked in the garage? Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.
@timefriendly6610 Жыл бұрын
“Oh sorry mate my cup sank.” 😂 12:31
@SteenG3yL Жыл бұрын
"He looks like a spaniel that's crashed into the back of a hen" 💀
@jeremyfong5684 Жыл бұрын
"when you are in first speed, push... We aren't are we? JAMES WE'RE GONNA BE KILLED!!!"
@clayrydick4561 Жыл бұрын
It’s perhaps my favorite James and Jeremy segment of anything they have ever done. Absolutely useless and I love it
@clayrydick4561Ай бұрын
I can’t help but roar with laughter every time I see the end of this scene. The way Jermey had genuine terror written all over him, and James is just calmly focused on driving an absolute riddle of a car, gets me every time.
@flomoose73155 ай бұрын
4:48 is still one of my favourite moments which makes me chuckle every time. Timing, tone, everything is so perfect🤣
@nikerailfanningttm904611 ай бұрын
8:28 I still refuse to believe to this day James’ “BOR” (Boat/Car) sunk! 2007 was one of the best years of top gear. I’m glad I watched the entire series when it was aired live on TV back in those years.
@Leon-lg7zm8 ай бұрын
The pain in Richard's voice when he had to bump the other car was priceless 😂
@garethmoores84564 ай бұрын
"Oh sorry mate the cup sank" 😂😂
@BarneyKB Жыл бұрын
2:45 is one of my favourite top gear moments
@matt_crawford9 ай бұрын
Oliver has "All Adders are Puffs" written on it. BBC would never allow that today 😂
@EleanorPetersonАй бұрын
True. But it wouldn't be in defence of puff-adders, it'd be to protect the feelings of homosexual mathematicians.
@bbywave11 ай бұрын
James: It's a fossil Jezza: It's not a fossil, it only died about 2 years ago James: I was talking about you
@Bobbymaccys8 ай бұрын
James geeking out out the old gear box is oddly wholesome
@Vollification Жыл бұрын
Hammond and Oliver was the best romance ever ^_^ And it worked so well when they crossed the desert because cpt Slow and the orangutans car where so big and heavy they had to smash and remove everything except the frame, tyres and engine. And they still failed and got stuck. Little Oliver was nimble and quick and just ran across the desert like it was the A1 :D
@Bob-from-Animal-Crossing6 ай бұрын
I think I remember reading somewhere that Hammond actually kept Oliver and brought it back to the UK with him.
@Vollification6 ай бұрын
@@Bob-from-Animal-Crossing He did, (they even made jokes about it on Top Gear (and afterwards)). He kept it, brought it back home and he still owns it ^_^
@ZeroCrystal Жыл бұрын
7:55 is, honestly, one of the best moments that The Hipster and The Fat One shared, and was one of the first things that got me into these guys' work many, many moons ago. Hearing Clarkson screaming for his life the way he did on that old French car made me laugh hard, and it still does. Personally, it's still a Top 5 Moment for me.
@moogle68 Жыл бұрын
If you really just called James a "hipster", then you have *NO* idea *AT ALL* what that word really means.
@MrDannMann9 ай бұрын
"So, I aks you, is I bling?" - Doctor James May
@clayrydick4561Ай бұрын
EASILY top 5! If the man didn’t have to change his underwear after, I will genuinely be shocked… the terror is clearly written all over him, and it isn’t acting, but it’s exactly how’d you’d expect someone to act to be as funny as possible!
@soundwavegamer2321 Жыл бұрын
7:45 my god I’m pretty damn sure the BBC wouldn’t allow the Stigs African Cousin joke anymore.
@aditis8669 Жыл бұрын
You’re right. And Jeremy would tell them right where to stick their opinions.
@Shakes-Off-Fear Жыл бұрын
Why?
@Bronasaxon7 ай бұрын
Because they’d say it’s insensitive and racist.
@automation72956 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure that BBC are woke nowadays, just like you people.
@masternoob96733 ай бұрын
As they shouldn’t. 😑 Your point being???
@christopherdean13264 ай бұрын
2:52. I've seen that dozens of times, the last time was about two days ago in a different video, and I still cracked up! That will never not be funny!
@lshmk Жыл бұрын
Jeremy ramming Hammond because he can't brake James : monkeys !
@Jackhintze06 Жыл бұрын
“Do you wanna go out there with a hippopotamus or do you wanna stay in here with a horses head?”
@amber_sight73857 ай бұрын
jeremy and hammond panicking for their lives, meanwhile james :"monkeys"
@Uzumakipavel3 ай бұрын
12:58 feels like this change in chairs for this season was specifically made for this segment (even if the old props were burnt in fire)
@brekbits68074 ай бұрын
'just a nudge' *crash* 'that's a crash.' "there's a thing.'
@dailymotorshorts Жыл бұрын
Has nobody ever noticed the shark behind James when he's in the water at 8:36 ?
@AverageAlien Жыл бұрын
These can never get old
@MyreW36 Жыл бұрын
And yet they did
@AverageAlien Жыл бұрын
@@MyreW36 Never did
@Gangsta_Playz Жыл бұрын
The 3 Muppet-eers were the best crew on TV
@brotherseamus165 Жыл бұрын
"Monkey's 👈" classic James lol
@lunaJ424 Жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I needed today, thank you 🖤
@JC-il6ps Жыл бұрын
Gotta be the best series of Top Gear imo.
@L1Starboy09 ай бұрын
James is genuinely such a sweet guy
@moesediqe11 ай бұрын
3:24 the sound bite
@altuck4x410 ай бұрын
I miss these three lots. Since top gear ended and the grand tour started we barely see them once a year now. Wish so much there were more.
@AiOinc1 Жыл бұрын
Series 10 was surely one of the absolute best
@sussertheoriginal Жыл бұрын
Back in the day when TG had 3 people who knew about cars instead of 2 clowns and a bloke who can drive properly.
@AzanAli- Жыл бұрын
I can watch clips like these all day 😂
@robbutterill1426 Жыл бұрын
this was probably the best top gear series imo
@jonvia3 ай бұрын
One of a kind show right here. These 3 are comedy gold together!
@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H9 ай бұрын
12:26 that is the most British scene I have ever witnessed
@thijmenboonstra4974 Жыл бұрын
Good to see you still uploading!
@awahbram5908 Жыл бұрын
Tampon story is my favourite 😂😂😂
@birdoggaming806 Жыл бұрын
Glad you’re back and hope all is well. Also with a new video, I’ve got a new one to binge so thank you!
@niewiem26067 ай бұрын
Clarkson is ramming into Hammond and May is just "monkeys"
@justinlong589211 ай бұрын
The "Never Ending Story" at the end was just precious
@Pirustae Жыл бұрын
May is right about the cheese analogy.
@tommason2609 Жыл бұрын
Series 10 is easily the best out of all of them
@thegreatandpowerfultrixie9363 Жыл бұрын
Richard: It has a 6.5 V12 Jeremy B12 Richard: Whatever Jeremy: Whateber Richard: Please stop that is very annoying Jeremy: Bery annoying Richard: Leave it!
@clydeoasis4049 Жыл бұрын
what episode is this from ?
@Kay-cx5ix Жыл бұрын
Leabe it
@thegreatandpowerfultrixie9363 Жыл бұрын
@@clydeoasis4049 I did a look around I think it's series 10 episode 12 not entirely sure though
@neilmustow3688 ай бұрын
Classic series 10 👌👌👌👌
@GB-tc4hr8 ай бұрын
10:07 That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen
@lt.frontalcoffee81314 ай бұрын
so it would seem..
@scsutton17 ай бұрын
6:14 Sorry, Jeremy, he's STILL going.
@noblesix2195 Жыл бұрын
oliver sinking at the end is like the never ending story
@lordjimbo29 ай бұрын
10:43 is the height of dry comedy.
@Motty10666 ай бұрын
Hard to argue that this wasn’t the best Top Gear script of the lot.
@Aubergineman19 Жыл бұрын
3:02 basically every country in a nutshell
@gedhoughton9523 Жыл бұрын
To annoy Hammond, I dressed as an M3 driver….. 😎
@mycroftsanchez9019 ай бұрын
It's amazing that Jeremy's brakes that don't work can bring his car to a skidding halt when there's a tree in the way!
@olivol5338 Жыл бұрын
the comb over XD poor guy
@TheElectricCherry9 ай бұрын
2:20 The same reason GM makes the Tahoe and the Escalade
@hendrahendra Жыл бұрын
This is peak Top Gear
@tehdesp Жыл бұрын
It's ok, Hammond, I call my Fiat 500 "Connie".
@618Fjk Жыл бұрын
I call my Jaaaggg Mr. Rogers 😆
@sugarnads Жыл бұрын
My ceratoGT is Sally
@Shakes-Off-Fear Жыл бұрын
I called my WRX ‘the Blue Boar’.
@Shakes-Off-Fear Жыл бұрын
@@618Fjk I feel like Mister Rogers is too wholesome for a proper Jaaag driver. I feel like Mr. Darcy would be more appropriate hahaha
@JonahTV11 ай бұрын
James was on to something with that cheese analogy. It's like how Coca-Cola and Walmart-brand cola are exactly the same, but Coke is 2 dollars a bottle and Walmart cola is 80 cents a bottle
@JimmyS.2510 ай бұрын
You literally misunderstood him mate 😂
@chrisvlogz62066 ай бұрын
13:26 lemme tell u something 😂😂 Jeremy chokes
@safaridice6 ай бұрын
How could three complete strangers be so perfect together
@oversteer_9339 Жыл бұрын
"I was talking about you" 🤣
@jonhoughton3728 ай бұрын
There's something so funny about Richard, James and the bottle of milk floating in the Channel.
@doublehracing113 Жыл бұрын
Liked this video, can see they are working hard. Keep it up!
@0_dearghealach_083Ай бұрын
11:11 - Jeremy Clarkson has disconnected from world.
@Air-ts7cu Жыл бұрын
"To make the carriage moving at it's first speed take fully and progressively back the crowbar of embryoage."
@lumapop82457 ай бұрын
james only paying attention to monkeys is the best part of this video
@michlon61446 ай бұрын
The Leyland challenge was their best
@stephenshirley108511 ай бұрын
10:15 they annihilated that man lmfaooo
@TheGrenadier97 Жыл бұрын
Man, they could be doing this sort of thing up to this day...
@Crashryding Жыл бұрын
They could be… but the Grand Tour adventures are a little more awesome. There’s a doco on KZbin about Clarkson’s early career up till the 2015’s(I think) . Without all 3 any show would be pitiful..e.g. TG UK currently, TG USA always and TG Australia.
@kevinmcmahon73369 ай бұрын
James May at 9:44 is golden 😂
@bencleugh93278 ай бұрын
Peak Top Gear
@Lakhshamana3 ай бұрын
The British Classic Car challenge is such a comedy gold mine
@underSTATEDexcellence2 ай бұрын
Who knew that the greatest car Britain made was a beige princess with a broken suspension.
@alexmiranda6107Ай бұрын
James may when the cup sank, now that's quintessentially brittish
@margarethall78375 ай бұрын
Oh they always made me laugh, best show ever!
@romansyqui5144 Жыл бұрын
I’m just happy young car enthusiasts are keeping the old top gear alive by repeatedly posting all series videos before the new top gear, I as an old head at this point thank you
@mclarenrob28 ай бұрын
I wish we could get to watch these old shows in better quality. Did we not have HD back then?!
@Valigarmanda8 ай бұрын
Not really, no.
@markmierau51894 ай бұрын
The british leyland cars episode was so amazing
@ondratrpi Жыл бұрын
Good job
@Zoiskon6 ай бұрын
That poor chap looking at the elies looks so innocent. I feel so bad