BEST OF WEIRD FREE GAMES

[@treborria4001]

"You'll pee when I'm thirsty" may be one of my favorite Zach lines

[@voiceofgrima1179]

The power that quote holds is unfathomable

[@madmanpecos]

Time stamp?

[@treborria4001]

@@madmanpecos 15:49

[@flumpicesphone2490]

Same

[@Fast-Pass]

When I say squee everybody SQUEE!!!

[@backspazms8337]

37:00 The exact moment Zach conjured Mr. Frog as an idea for a show

[@lilyfrappier602]

Hysterical how on Steam, it has Devil May Cry and God of War as "similar" games to play once you beat Black Baby

[@Yeshua_is-Cool]

Lol what the fuck

[@beastythunder]

he got on steam? good for him :)

[@Goobster.Bloopster]

It's training you for a true gaming experience lol

[@adamgrogory]

I can’t believe they cut out the thirty-six hours of Black Baby footage where Chris and Zach were sucked into the game and had to end the Manolith Civil Rights Movement

[@th4t_ging3r_k1d]

I heard that them cutting it out was a cover story for Tomar sneaking into the editors room and deleting evidence of Zachs heroic exploits as his mouth foamed from jealous rage.

[@GaMeRfReAkLIVE]

Or the, you know... the RANT that Zach went on about certain babies with some specific attributes

[@Beunibster]

BLACK BABY IS FREE?! What are we all doing here?!

[@nam6128]

That's exactly what I've been saying for years

[@NickolasConnection]

26:04

[@Hyenacid]

"Tomar you're the oldest you have to play this" True fear.

[@MisterDutch93]

He’s the oldest bro.

[@sr.365]

When I was younger me and little bro would enjoy doing some good ol gaming together. One day, he comes back from school with a copy of Dead Space and says "hey I traded skyrim for a little bit with my friend so I could borrow Dead Space". So we pop it in and are immediately thrown into the intro. When shit starts hitting the fan my brother throws the controller at me and says "here you're the oldest one you play it"

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

@@sr.365 Sounds like good times!

[@thegamesquad5133]

Little did they know, this game took microphone input

[@HOTD108_]

He is Tomar; very wise. Everyone knows he's in disguise.

[@hammo-og]

Zach's truly terrified scream when the walls are closing in TAB is such a Moment

[@frankoarseeknee4793]

Hearing it the first time, I didn’t want to believe a human could produce such a sound, yet I knew it to be true.

[@wodensblot]

@@frankoarseeknee4793 He sounds like a fuckin Xenomorph

[@coffin7904]

timestamp PLEASE

[@coffin7904]

6:30

[@bruhman1221]

He sounds like a fuckn xenomorph lmao

[@Tormental]

I wouldn't mind if the majority of videos were "weird free games". There are certainly enough of them out there, and they always bring the most outlandish and memorable events to life.

[@reeetawd]

I prefer when they play boring easy games so they have conversations more. I'm biased as a viewer that treats it more as background noise tho

[@ishmaelnemo8227]

Counterpoint: Crash Bandicoot

[@truebadassanimeman1821]

@@ishmaelnemo8227 Counter counterpoint: My ass.

[@maggs131]

Their ouya adventure was some of the finest oney times

[@ToasterGuy04]

tomartal

[@Ovvkoz]

I always appreciate how the "Best Of"'s include a uniquely made thumbnail

[@buhgingo2933]

Also most of them feature only Zach and Chris

[@JustinCase420]

And quality made as well 🤠

[@Ovvkoz]

@@buhgingo2933 uh oh

[@Surkimus]

I can always hear the thumbails, I love ’em

[@CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN]

At least there's ONE unique thing about them...

[@lashcanYT]

Just as I was contemplating wether or not Black Baby deserved the golden globe it won I am immediately reminded of how great it actually was. Thank you Oney and friends!

[@jeffrydapig1087]

And you can’t forget about the 17 nobel peace prizes the creator won

[@AdminAbuse]

Punctuation is cool

[@sudonoup]

6:39 I never knows Zach could harness the raw power of a hawk like that

[@PhantoMace2012]

1:09:52 i love when Chris is so legitimately scared that he screams “I can’t play this!!!”

[@MrMcGrawAndTheBigFeathers]

14:17 nothing could prepare me for this guy's face. It's like a caricature of the kind of person I'd imagine someone like BurgerAndy to look like but I'd never think it'd breach reality.

[@dennismetzger9287]

He looks like the idol stance for character creator for skate 3

[@Dmitry_Medvedev]

he looks like someone who had his down syndrome partially cured...

[@AtomicFlounder42]

He looks exactly how I thought he would through all their exaggerations, but I never thought it was real

[@neb6705]

"He pulled my foreskin back" is still one of my fucking favourite quotes ever

[@knutandersson4606]

Ding Dong, in the distance: "pulled it BACK"

[@p_orlos]

and I... had a crap

[@ModernMedusa]

*save the foreskins*

[@Sandux930]

23:45

[@rainypersona]

"and I spat into my sack."

[@Used__Napkin]

Burger Andy’s life really fell apart after Black Baby.

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

Yeah he really lost his sauce over that school bus.

[@chimerschang]

45:59 Imagine hearing a xenomorph crawling through an air vent and uttering these noises.

[@barenbloke8019]

dear god

[@chimerschang]

Even better; you're crawling through the air vent and you hear those noises behind you

[@rahedmishang8701]

i just crinkled my diaper imagining this why would you do this to me chimerschang

[@GatorWrastler88]

Chris has 0 fight or flight instincts. He just freezes in every horror game lmao.

[@ssjdopey]

there needs to be more ding dong and zach sessions! They're a great combo

[@garrettlee9511]

"Petah and my fahther did the fusion dance and now they're Peterschmidt!"

[@schmee9025]

@@pinio5132 redditor u watched a 20 min vid of them and they made a perfect family guy episode wym

[@schmee9025]

@dookie fingers take that back or face my wrath

[@jakass]

Chris actually had a folder on his desktop 7 years before finding the iconic game Black Baby

[@dram3711]

​@@cornbabyproductions alotta strange folders

[@falco_lombrodi6727]

The banshee scream Zach did during TAB gets me every time

[@maggs131]

Ding dong got a kick out of it too lol 🤣👍

[@natecavazos3886]

When Chris mentions how it was like a banshee you can hear a faint repeat of zachs scream that they put in

[@DizzyEyes94]

I love the edited in Zach scream at 1:13:08

[@zombeezx]

Julian saying "I too.. I took the bath" is my favorite moment in oneyplays. The delivery makes me laugh so fucking hard everytime.

[@zombeezx]

@@aliceberethart Ding Dong is currently live!

[@nothanks9503]

Clappy blappy

[@patrickmcelrath4962]

23:00

[@SYplusGames]

I love Zach's banshee pig scream at 6:39. Gonna set that as my alarm to wake myself up

[@freddiefreaker6924]

at 6:59 you can hear it slightly echo through the mountains 💀

[@horatio2560]

Ethnic squeal

[@CitizenSnips88]

"You'll pee when I'm thirsty" is my most favorite quote of all time... Truly inspired

[@grungusbulungus]

Still emotionally and mentally reeling over petershmidt becoming Canon in the fam guy deep lore

[@Devastationprolonged]

Every time they say "green screen out the ____" I get excited.

[@Surkimus]

I want ”Chris says to green screen stuff but he actually means chroma key” best-off

[@boglurker2043]

The best of editor edits has a bunch.

[@bluedash24]

15:28 I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS PERFECT TIMING RIGHT NOW *XDDD*

[@lasmontanassonmivida9144]

@9:52 when he calls out into the darkness lmfao zach is so fucking good

[@BiZkWiK87]

Yaaay!!! Monster mash again! That clip always cheers me up. "I took the bath!" Love you, Jules.

[@guidodurante9495]

I said it two years ago and I'll say It again: They should do their magic to make a "Chris makes characters speak" compilation, using the clips where he animates them to make them say something. Always makes me laugh.

[@TheUltimateRey]

The monster mash bit had me in tears 😂

[@ForYourHealth744]

It’s a classic indeed

[@creagandubh4411]

"He poooled my fodhrthskin back" "...he pulled it back" SO funny!

[@beastmanreview009]

I love the energy when Ding Dong and Psychicpebbles are together!

[@wildabeastreal]

It's fitting that a weird free video is about weird free games.

[@justinmccown2319]

xD soo truee!! smears poop on the wall

[@hypno5690]

@@justinmccown2319 da fux O_o?

[@bethbearmacethatguy]

The fact that Chris's black baby thumbnail is the third image result for black babies is amazing.

[@elfertrn]

There’s a universe where they never played black baby and black baby was lost to time forever How many other black baby-esc games are there out there never to be seen.... that keeps me up at night man

[@immortalpuffin6643]

06:39 Zach makes the same scream that the Uni-mind did when Zurg turned it evil in the buzz lightyear of star command movie

[@offchristianamr]

this is such an incredibly specific, relatively-obscure reference. it makes me very happy

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Holy shit I love that movie

[@teppizini]

" some guy called we wuz Jews n sheet tried to add me as a friend" gets me every time

[@smolmac7777]

I love when the FUNNIMEN make the laugh from the free poorly programmed walkertalker

[@ourDreamcatcher]

Am I the only one who wakes up every morning, at the crack of 2pm, saying to myself: "Maybe today is the day. Maybe today we'll finally get that YIIK finale."?

[@El-Burrito]

Oh holy fuck I nearly forgot. I can't believe it hasn't been finished

[@haydenqrc]

SILENT MAJORITY.

[@TheUnoriginal2394]

The number one rule of YIIK: always leave em wanting an ending

[@TheRealSplexy]

what u saw was the finale dude

[@CNTango]

@@TheRealSplexy supposedly Chris was gonna wait cuz the maker of Alex Yiik was changing a bunch of stuff, we’ll have to see

[@braydenfarmer184]

Black Baby will be the last thing to leave my dementia-ridden mind in 50 years

[@morganfisher4396]

The notorious yet controversially classic black baby….

[@abhogan3578]

41:05 "Well, I have to do it in order to save the world" "What's wrong with the world?" ".... Look at it..."

[@pyrotechnick420]

28:47 I pictured the offline Chrome dinosaur as Zach and now I can't unsee it.

[@monsieurlemon]

Another episode with Chris, Zach and Ding Dong would be awesome

[@gaminglovescompany3074]

Been going thru a very rough breakup currently. And Chris' videos have been helping me so, so much. All the voices of the crew help me not feel alone. These videos have really helped me feel okay in a time of mostly being sad. *_

[@bree9980]

literally same these videos are the only thing keepin me going

[@rudelittleant3654]

hey man, i hope you're feeling better. remember that you're worthy of love, and worthy of quality time with those who care about you. best of luck to you

[@gaminglovescompany3074]

@@rudelittleant3654 bless

[@gaminglovescompany3074]

@@bree9980 for real. Kinda just wanna never wake up from a nice warm nap

[@gabagoolingeverywhere]

@@gaminglovescompany3074 eh give it a couple months and you will not care about the break up anymore. shit sucks but always keep in mind that the mental anguish is temporary. take care my dudes.

[@Zwarlie]

i still can’t believe that the sound at 6:38 came from a real human being

[@paisley4092]

Get a load of this guy! He still thinks Zach is human!

[@freddiefreaker6924]

@@paisley4092 rookie mistake bro 🙄🙄

[@nam6128]

14:20 this is so sad but the comparison is so funny

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

18:18 Given our recent Sonic episodes, I'd love a compilation of anytime fetishes are mentioned and especially the times that they harshly condemn the degenerate perverts.

[@garrettlee9511]

There is a fetish compilation already, no?

[@stejomcr5567]

I think ottoheckle already made one

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

@@stejomcr5567 Oh, yes, I have seen it, but I think if Otto did an updated one, on OneyPlays, that would be brilliant. I love how passionately they voice their disgust.

[@ryanmoore8346]

Real talk, Desmond's mom in Smiling Friends walks like the dinosaur in 29:30

[@theironfro6395]

"I took the bath" is still one of my favorite moments on this channel.

[@CarbonBeast]

14:42 I hope they make a full song of this 😂

[@liammcbillybob1251]

2:20 THE LIKE BUTTON SHINES WHEN THEY SAY THE THING ABOUT THE THING!!! (on mobile at least)

[@Slimebeast]

Ah, yes. The games that make every ".exe" Creepypasta look tame by comparison.

[@headlessboogie5557]

Chris's laugh is so infectious

[@maggs131]

They all have great laughs. Chris, ding dong, joolian, zach and cory could cure cancer with their laughter

[@derkstample1061]

I got big black boils all over my lungs after Chris laughed in my face at Comic con 2019

[@failsrus96]

The free games have always been the funniest because they spend most of the time making fun of how bad they usually are

[@RobbsterKlaw]

This could just be a compilation of the black baby vids and I’d be satisfied

[@blturn]

46:37 Chris predicts MultiVersus

[@OhFrittata]

Genuinely a criminally missed opportunity when they didn’t name the Tomar dinosaur Dinomar.

[@patrickdbuck]

I wish I could have a group of friends like these to laugh and have good times with. I'm so alone.

[@its_drez]

based

[@samuelchristopher7957]

Let's have a yiik slumber party

[@ohheyitsguy]

Oney fan, check Likes Ricky Gervais, check Is named David, check I'm your new buddy

[@mallorii86110]

You doing alright?

[@TheBlackLantern34]

Find discords/subreddits/Facebook groups for hobbies and interests that you have! That's a great way to meet new friends and make new pals!

[@corygingras1030]

The fact that the TABG video had both Zach and Ding Dong made it an absolute classic

[@matt1267]

black baby was my introduction in oneyplays by an ex gf. It was amazing. She was such a good influence on me

[@DEMiURGE455]

I love when they play those shitty indie itchio or steam games. It’s so entertaining because you don’t know what to expect. It’s my favorite content to watch

[@realshinji]

That first encounter of them playing black baby and the first time the dumpy giant man runs over and kicks the baby over genuinely terrified me and that experience will never be replicated again

[@skivvy3565]

5:00 absolutely 100% factual glimpse of listening to an actual episode of family guy being created in their studios

[@BQuanchi]

Chris describing the bit on Teletubbies with the kids videos is the best description of that show I have ever heard

[@levferno483]

Some of these bring back childhood memories. Black Baby is iconic. Love this compilation.

[@peskyeddie]

I really wish Oney and Dingdong+Julian would interact with Psychicpebbles and Lial more. That would be a fun experience.

[@MeatyLoaf]

Zach being friend requested by someone named “Garfield Bin Laden” doesn’t surprise me one single bit

[@cocommander]

Zach on Black Baby was such a perfect combo

[@anthonylezama1645]

22:07 my soul leaves my body every time

[@JaggSwag230]

It will always make me laugh no matter how much I watch it XD

[@TheFamilyBovine]

What's the episode is this? 8:45 where they're playing that Mario 64 rip off with the level Bowser & the Dark Sea?

[@PhantoMace2012]

I know this comment is from over a year ago, but I’d like to know as well

[@Losing-it.]

How about a "Best of Slapping your Tights together" compilation? That would be very funny

[@ForYourHealth744]

Slapping tights wouldn’t make much noise though.

[@Losing-it.]

@@ForYourHealth744 I dont even remember making this comment I think I was drunk.

[@ForYourHealth744]

@@Losing-it. cheers to that bro

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@@Losing-it. Took me a second but I get it. Did they really do the thigh-slapping joke that much? lol

[@esbengaming]

zacks scream at 6:44 is the best thing on the internet, bless the lil guys heart

[@senilegoldsmith4112]

Black babah is as important in oneyplays lore as Genesis Valentine and HF Mirasama.

[@iwasnevercool5672]

Don't forget motifa

[@StinkySeaGoat]

Something about Chris’ laugh can on,y be described as Contagious as hell

[@krartan]

"Nobody knows what she looks like and I want to keep it that way." can't believe Zach fucking drawed and quartered Mobility Mary and tore out all her teeth with some pliers and melted her into goo.

[@AstraVex]

18:30 Every Karen trying to break into the manager's office.

[@totaldramasurvivor9723]

You know the newest episode of Family Guy actually has Peterschmidt in the name. No joke.

[@dylan4125]

holy shit the bit where you make homer talk on the start screen had me dying

[@bagpipesnbread]

17:17 IM NOT SCARED ANYMORE. best impression ever

[@FormOfKorn]

Ding Dong coming to realize they made an entire fake episode of Family Guy on the spot never gets old

[@xakiri4577]

that free horror game at the end is actually terrifying

[@supertthegamer670]

"Best of weird free games." More like "Best of Black Baby." GOD I love Black Baby.

[@TheSeabornGaming]

Zach screaming always so so funny.

[@Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive]

"I'VE SEEN THE YOSHI DEAD AND LOVING IT CLIP ABOUT 167 TIMES! AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER! EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!"

[@buckfiftyhotdogs3577]

have you guys ever noticed that in the file folder black baby_data, that there's a .zip containing a number of incriminating political emails? makes you wonder if the let's play was just a ploy...

[@The_P.O.P]

You know it was a good video game experience when it ends with someone saying "turn it off"

[@jlb9577]

There’s some quality Julian wheezing in this best of

[@hammergaming6989]

15:46 you will pee when im thirsty got me cryng

[@goblinoide]

I think I can speak for all of us when I say Black Baby is the most memorable indie game on this entire channel.

[@drsnoes6337]

They played some freaky freebies

[@realblackflame]

This shows the first moments of them knowing how amazing black baby is 0:30 to 0:40

[@nowhereman2003]

The monster mash joke is the best joke in all of Oney Plays.

[@soda5439]

I really want to see Oneyplay cut bloopers

[@rogueshdw]

I've been following Oneyplays for only two years and this is the first time hearing the Monster Mash by Chris, Julian, and Ding Dong 😂😂😭😭

[@ohheyitsguy]

I'm still not over the fact that they didn't call it "Dine-Tomar" Missed opportunity

[@greengoblin6962]

i can't believe i'm seeing burger planet in an oney video haha, "you said if i ate the worm i could come with you!"

[@danit6703]

Starting “best of weird free games” with black baby was the best financial decision Chris made that day

[@northuniverse]

You meet Sasquatch in a hole in the forest and he asks "Red pill or blue pill?"

[@it-s-a-mystery]

Chasing Amy (Rose) is a my favourite film actually

[@bubbie2982]

the "We all have shoes" made me almost spit take my beer....