Best of XFM Ricky Gervais Show

A collection of my favorite bits from XFM Ricky Gervais Show.

[@JohnDoe-yg2eu]

'Leaning on an apple'😂

[@paulanoctor2434]

I know….its the way Karl phrases things…it’s unique. I had to Google it (smallest man leaning on an Apple).

[@orangejump11]

If ya mums heavy you win a cd 😂😂

[@orangejump11]

2:00

[@AA-hg5fk]

*mam's

[@CartoonSlug]

HOW DO YOU PROVE THAT

[@Rello84]

I could listened to these guys at a double funeral and still belly laugh.

[@nickgarcia610]

“uhhh, ‘e was a good bloke n that” - k. Dilkington

[@greatnorthernexotic]

Are we burning or burying?

[@mitchpitch]

Play a record

[@SamuelBlack84]

Dont talk shit

[@jaybreacher4430]

He’s done you again! he’s done you again

[@iMertin]

🫡

[@MikeyBAmazing]

Don't talk shite!! Don't talk shite!!

[@paulanoctor2434]

Karl is no fool….he is such a stirrer with Steve….he knows exactly what he’s doing.

[@gregthompson3785]

"You don't like that test,but you're happy to waste 3 minutes on balancing a pear on my head".

[@Jex2112]

“Karl, that was the most convoluted, ridiculous, racist piece of material ever to be uttered on radio!” “play it again!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Northoc]

Steve's laugh is amazing

[@anthonyward6805]

The Tour de France line and Ricky’s laugh are one of the funniest things ever.

[@CartoonSlug]

At 2:14, the "alrite... forget that, " followed by maybe the best Gervais laugh of all time, takes the cake for me

[@weekendwarriorprospecting817]

Man with a head like a light bulb.....Mr Watts 😂😂

[@geordieal9187]

I know….went straight over Karl’s head…

[@auro5746]

There's a parallel universe for each game Karl came up with

[@guscox9651]

I want to live in the universe with 15 taiwan on the radio

[@auro5746]

@@guscox9651 yea but can you imagine how crappy "big mother" would have been, peak xfm content

[@newdawnfades5725]

@@auro5746 the rice is right?

[@linksauce_1]

@@newdawnfades5725WELL THE CHICKEN KORMA’S INDIAN, ISN’T IT!‽

[@newdawnfades5725]

@@linksauce_1 yeah well then you'd say pilau

[@Jex2112]

“Ya know The Price is Right? Well what I’m thinking..” “The Price is Ricky?” “No…. The RICE is Right” 😂😂😂😂

[@Ciech_mate]

Hey mate I love this stuff, more like this pls!

[@marv5078]

70 year old. Popped on a nappy [for adults]. Went into an offlicence. They didn't want to serve him, because they thought he's a baby.

[@cqccqc1728]

Hilarious, THANK YOU😆😆👏👏👏❤❗

[@samuelmarshall100]

You’re welcome

[@geordieal9187]

@@samuelmarshall100keep them coming mate

[@alisonramsbottom8995]

Ricky! I’ve just finished watching after life. You crack me up 😮

[@paulanoctor2434]

Paula - she was a bit of a class tart. 😂 I’m dying

[@1bh2nd3md]

27:44 lol

[@FutureAbe]

“I didn’t really read it.” -Karl Pilkington

[@alisonramsbottom8995]

You 3 really are soothing to listen too

[@slumbass]

Been listening to these for over a decade. Not heard a lot of this

[@jameshickey1294]

Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered 😂., wat a great laugh these 3 had for work 😅😅

[@marv5078]

Karl is right about Christopher Columbus getting too much praise. The vikings discovered north America long before Columbus

[@1000000man1]

How could the pages of the book be out of order? 🤣

[@conorkennedy3304]

15 Taiwan.

[@ianinkster2261]

That "heavy eyelids on the estate back in the 1970s" is the most hilariously surreal thing I've ever heard, possibly because it rings a bell somewhere deep down, but can't quite identify what he's blethering about.

[@ketgremlin8776]

48:07 fuckin hell 🤣

[@paulanoctor2434]

I can’t believe I Googled ‘Smallest man leaning against an Apple’. What was I thinking?! All I found was some comments about Karl on Reddit 😅😂

[@PommeLavande]

You’re a bit late here love.

[@paulanoctor2434]

@@PommeLavande huh, I don’t get it?

[@chrissnook7427]

😂🤦!play a record!🤦🤣

[@joewright9879]

I coached a praying mantis in judo during a short summer. I don’t recommend it.

[@ThomasSchannel]

bookmark 58:45

[@1000000man1]

Which one was it where someone from the station actually came down and had a go at them?

[@AvarageGeeza]

18:00

[@alisonramsbottom8995]

I love you three so much. Honest to god m, I have a bath get in my bed and listen to you I think I’ve laughed in my sleep Ali from Burnley

[@ellefizz8274]

Pl

[@AcidMan_303]

god karl looks gormless in this pic lol

[@mitchpitch]

37:40

[@sctmcg]

43:20 - well don't KEEP playing it ....

[@harrythomas1252]

27:40 35:23 58:13

[@kygodragon4782]

0:01 - 1:16:40 * Some of us are pretenders, some of us, are real fans.

[@slumbass]

The Chinese songs of phrase had me dying

[@martinrushton3713]

2 years on and they have started using the weight jab lol Carl was right lol 😂

[@ianinkster2261]

Bottom Stage Show was 1993. Not '87.

[@HollyJSinclair1126]

Weeeeeeeeeee

[@shaneshanks9702]

Karl for prime minister 😊

[@JD-xn4ls]

As funny as this is a lot of xfm annoys me cuz what karl says a lot of time is right just not worded right, and when Ricky and Steve laugh makes it seem stupid but it’s actually right or has actually been proven later on . Karl is wiser than he gets credit for

[@tearsofawaterfall2656]

Exactly. Even a lot of what he says about studies or animals. He’s right most of the time

[@MrOasis316]

Nah Karl tells the story’s in a completely insane way and adds shit to them that makes them sound impossible. Not to mention that some of them are just not true at all.

[@JD-xn4ls]

@@MrOasis316 yh because hes not a presenter or comedian, hes just a normal guy, not everyone is great at talking, agreed its stupid but do you know most of what hes says has either come true or was true just described funny.

[@MrOasis316]

@@JD-xn4ls some of it has some of it is just made up or flat out wrong though. I love Karl by the way lol 😂

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

when will people stop putting these up, there are so many duplicates.

[@geordieal9187]

I’ve heard a lot of these but some of this is new to me 👍

[@paulanoctor2434]

Me too, I’ve heard some new stuff. Anyway, the more access to the fellas the better….spread the love.

[@PommeLavande]

@@paulanoctor2434 Obviously a man posing as a woman. Tart!

[@geordieal9187]

Oh the days when you could say what you wanted without upsetting the offended nation…happy dayzzz

[@mattias969]

They have frozen a photon thats what he meant irritatingly enough i actually had the very same thesis several years before they did it. And i even got laughed at for suggesting it. And now it seems they did it since entropy seized if it gets cold enough. Pretty elementary if you ask me.

[@jakeleigh-howarth5463]

Grandad you need to take your medicine

[@Rello84]

you're a nutter

[@mattias969]

When they refer to little people as midgets its actually very very offensive and not like sjw offensive but frenology pro slavery offensive

[@DJ_Spazzy]

No, it isn't

[@lauriecook2399]

well Karl always says ‘little fellas’ regardless of whether it’s a little (gay/midget/chinese) fella, so not specifically targeting certain groups

[@5uper5kill3rz]

It’s like 2003 bro, no such thing as being offensive back then😂

[@Rello84]

you're a nutter

[@bengissing555]

Alright there little fella.