Best Of XFM - Karl Pilkington - Ricky Gervais - Stephen Merchant by Gdog

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A selection of my personal favourite and funniest clips from the XFM Years.
Track/Cliplist
01 - Squoze 00:00
02 - Bonobos 04:05
03 - Baby Who Had A Baby 09:44
04 - Pork Chop Tumor 14:54
05 - Horse In The House 16:17
06 - Ripped Tennis Ball 25:07
07 - Head Cut Off 28:08
08 - RAM Pack 35:09
09 - Infinite Typewriters 37:26
10 - Restless Leg Syndrone 47:41
11 - Freaks 48:56
12 - Crap Tattoo 54:50
13 - But His Head Come Off 59:37
14 - Hairy Chinese Kid 1:00:28
15 - Shaved A Tiger 1:03:31
16 - Phonebox Shopping 1:04:23
17 - Wheelbarrow GoKart 1:08:17
18 - New Game Ideas - Birth Of Rockbusters 1:10:54

[@harleygator]

If you ranked the 100 funniest things ever said on radio, clips from RSK on xfm would be all 100 of them. Imagine if you were driving, listening to this live, and you heard Karl say "it was like a ripped tennis ball"... I would've crashed.

[@YusiDJordan]

Honestly, I don’t think so. I’d pit maybe 10-15 moments from the show in top 100, and 2-3 in the top 10. Anthony Cumia, Louis CK, Jim Morton, Patrice O Neal, Bob Kelly, Colin Quinn and Jay Mohr are sickeningly funny on radio. Heck, Ricky was funnier on opie & Anthony than on this show. What made this show excellent was Karl.

[@PaddyRoon7]

The horse in the house is still the quintessential Karl moment for me. Just says it in passing like it's nothing out of the ordinary. Definitely get why it's Steve's favourite moment.

[@danr573]

I was in physical pain laughing at the horse in the house story, a comedy writer couldn't come up with something as genius as that

[@conorkennedy3304]

where did they get a horse Karl?

[@GadgetAddict]

Wow, a video where you can actually hear Karl without having to boost the volume every time he talks.

[@shanilemeow2942]

And then Ricky's laugh tears your ears in two.

[@BoutYoungAnnaLee]

I don’t think he had a mic of his own in the early days.

[@FutureAbe]

@@BoutYoungAnnaLeeyea he did. He was actually in a separate booth or sat opposite them. He just was shy

[@FutureAbe]

Steve’s reaction to “it’s like a ripped tennis ball” is pretty amazing

[@geoffreydogtunes]

Track/Cliplist 01 - Squoze 00:00 02 - Bonobos 04:05 03 - Baby Who Had A Baby 09:44 04 - Pork Chop Tumor 14:54 05 - Horse In The House 16:17 06 - Ripped Tennis Ball 25:07 07 - Head Cut Off 28:08 08 - RAM Pack 35:09 09 - Infinite Typewriters 37:26 10 - Restless Leg Syndrone 47:41 11 - Freaks 48:56 12 - Crap Tattoo 54:50 13 - But His Head Come Off 59:37 14 - Hairy Chinese Kid 1:00:28 15 - Shaved A Tiger 1:03:31 16 - Phonebox Shopping 1:04:23 17 - Wheelbarrow GoKart 1:08:17 18 - New Game Ideas - Birth Of Rockbusters 1:10:54

[@tgerule]

Thank you sir!!

[@Farleytime]

geoffreydogtunes

[@fahimjaowad8717]

Ripped Tennis ball 😂😂😂 Aunty nora. Goodness

[@rad_roachuk8639]

Auntie* ;)

[@Jack-xy3pm]

pork chop tumor probably the best of all time. i was breathless when i first heard that.

[@mini_mozzer]

its the way he doubles down after saying it that gets me

[@fetalspawn635]

Thanks for feeding my Karl addiction!

[@cerevor]

Karl is always all over the place regarding animals. Sometimes he's ridiculously empathetic to some insect, imagining it thinks like a person, other times he's like, "what is so bright about them" or "let's get rid of it". Or the perfect example is in this episode. Ricky says a Bonobo is the smartest monkey (supposedly), Karl who created "Monkey News" (at least the content), where monkeys behave like cartoons and little people, wonders if a Bonobo could do anything that makes them comparable to a human. All over the place.

[@EddieKM]

That's what makes him so .. interesting. There is no logic to his thinking

[@gn-gary4864]

Loved this

[@15-Peter-20]

Thank you for uploading

[@CEIServices]

Brilliant!

[@LifeOfRy]

1:06:18 this will never cease to shock me. Karl's dad is SUCH a little scoundrel. Manc thief.

[@BritishComedyUK69]

Fantastic what a great laugh

[@User-ge7ni]

Xfm 1s are so much better than the cartoon 1s

[@davepratt9132]

The infinite typewriters thing has me crying every time. And the guy that writes in is wrong probability reaches 1.

[@charliegraves2356]

Dave Pratt he’s right, as the probability of the monkey typing Shakespeare correct each attempt is not 1, so you can’t be certain it will ever happen

[@lockyhocky2]

@@charliegraves2356 but given an infinite amount of time, the probability of it happening is 1

[@annmariefiorenza4260]

Pork chop tumor, the best lol

[@StephenBatty]

ripped tennis ball is epic

[@conorkennedy3304]

It really is.

[@evocativearts1797]

Rickies jailer voice 😂

[@shanefoy3720]

Loved how Carl goes on about rough thieving ppl on his estate, yet his dad is used to be massive thief himself he is a pure fcking moron but I still love him for some reason 😂😮😅

[@Ripplin]

They're so young looking in that thumbnail. Well, two of them, anyway.

[@saam77]

53:33 - Steve more freaky than some of the freaks in the Movie, = Best bit.

[@stevenaitcheson6938]

Hey fellow bonobos

[@LigTngCube7]

Karls head does look like an orange or cantaloupe

[@mattroberts4016]

The ET thing is true

[@mhdj31]

strike it ricky

[@potatosarenice3286]

Some of this stuff isn't from xfm. Its just from ricky Gervais show

[@lindatruderung9378]

Rick and Steve keep complaining over the numer of holidays or days off Karl takes. Considering the shite those two put him through, he deserves them! Truth be told, if I had to put up with them, I'd ask for twice as many days off!

[@HeatyFrog]

I'm pretty sure that guy with the A-level is wrong. The more trials you have, the closer the probability of some event happening gets to 1. So if you have infinite trials, the probability is 1, so it happens

[@RickyVWorld]

But it's totally possible to go an infinate amount of time without doing something right?

[@frusciantesplectrum7980]

Ricky Wheeler it depends on what time you was making that statement as time needs consciousness to perceive it

[@NotaFollower11]

@@frusciantesplectrum7980there is no point where consciousness can perceive the fact that an infinite amount of time has passed because infinity never passes it goes on for ever and ever, therefore you can never say it hasn't worked because an infinite amount of time would not have passed. The probability is always 1

[@frusciantesplectrum7980]

@@NotaFollower11 ahh yes. I stand corrected.

[@MrSwank732]

😂

[@michaelglindmyer3336]

The rice is right

[@conorkennedy3304]

15 Taiwan

[@CartoonSlug]

@@conorkennedy3304 Big Mother - if ya mam's 'eavy you win a CD