Best Roast Jokes - Dina Hashem

Best roast jokes in order of show date.
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[@nathanielgreer2764]

Dina Hashem should be the biggest name in comedy right now.

[@mymy-io5cv]

U have no taste in comedy

[@markwilken2492]

Preach! The girl is genius

[@nathanielgreer2764]

@@mymy-io5cv yeah. My weak drug addled misguided mind made me think that comedy should be both irrelevant and funny. Thank you for sorting me out. You are very smart.

[@ناصرالبدراني-ش9س]

What an overstatement

[@SniffyPoo]

I liked the Sephora joke from the Sam roast too. thanks for the 'road feature' explanation, that one went over my head originally

[@millerhxc]

Same re Road Feature. The term came up in another battle I watched the other day but I didn't bother to look it up yet.

[@DeeznutztheOG]

What about the part calling Dave so big yet unoticeable that was gold

[@bullarengue]

1:03 One of the most brutal jokes I've ever heard. Give your youtube audience a little more, Dina. Please.

[@leatheryfoot6354]

The Unrecognizable Road Feature joke has to be one of the most disgustingly brutal crucifixions I've seen in comedy.

[@Yavin4]

Jesus and his followers would disagree with you.

[@caseyaulbach7693]

My favorite was "Sam looks like Tina Fey swallowed Amy Poehler."

[@stevenwasserman9729]

Dina is like a zen master of comedy, quiet, but deadly strikes, all whilst composed and calm.

[@kidnamedcosta]

The Road Feature Joke only beats the Jacuzzi joke because you can tell it hurt her to say the jacuzzi one

[@dominicandrew4863]

She didn't want to tell the jacuzzi joke, you can tell by how her voice flutters in the end like she was nervous to tell it

[@johnanderson9494]

@@dominicandrew4863 did her sister really drown in a jaccuzui?

[@joblo6394]

So that really happened?

[@wd5739]

1:03 I will get dementia and forget my children's existence before I forget the time I heard her say that joke

[@ryo-kai8587]

Dina Hashem: The next comedic legend? I eagerly await new material. You just may dominate the playing field, because the grass is _never_ too thick to move in... It hasn't stopped your perfect home-run streak so far!

[@kidnamedcosta]

I need an hour long special Dina!

[@adamglenn5477]

Love how understated Dina is. Makes her twice as brutal.

[@Smileater]

Thanks for the subtitles! That will get you more visitors. Many of us, being non native english speakers, cannot understand some words bc of how bad the microphones are and the background noise.

[@charlescornner]

"I'm sorry you lost your boobs, Tig Notaro..." that was the best rebuttal.

[@veejonesify]

I’m very upset the Mike Feeney ‘chest-rod’ joke isn’t included here, Dina. That line was so fire

[@brianna_lynch]

She’s my favorite roaster

[@tompackman]

There could be another 5 parts! You rock, Dina

[@rayjrsheen]

I didn’t get the road feature joke until this video.

[@mujtaza]

At first I thought it just like a road sign of something but turns out it has other meaning. Not wonder why the crowd go so wild LMAO

[@dominicandrew4863]

I've love to see Dina and Anthony Jeselnik do a show together

[@beaubiden3244]

Your sense of humor is crazy haha

[@thattomhall8154]

Wow. This is so masterful. I cried laughing at your various roast wins. I would love to see a project like Iron Chef but you just quietly and expertly ROAST people. Cuz DAMN.

[@mistermumo]

LOVE YOU DINA!!!!! Dina Hashem is the only standup that I have watched more than 10 times. Like I think by now I can recite the "When there's grass on the field play ball joke"

[@ArsenalofMikeocracy]

These are the most savage words I've ever heard human say to another human without hatred.

[@AngelLestat2]

those are not all her best.. she has many more.

[@dr4tinymous]

Could watch you and eli roast each other every day lmfao but that road feature jab was quite possibly the most brutal shit ive heard in any roast

[@PappyBiceps]

Can someone give you a special already, we need moreee

[@PappyBiceps]

Getting nostalgic eh? hope you're well, much love

[@explodingmonad4535]

top notch writing. you are very talented :)

[@retrovi4128]

Just stumbled upon Dina's content. Brilliant.

[@CharlesGrinbaum]

Dina Hashem is now my new favorite comedian. How she is not on a billboard right now in Times Square does not compute.

[@rachelhightops5261]

Somebody get this girl a netflix special

[@Pasan34]

Dina Hashem vs Anthony Jeselnik. I'd be on the front row for that.

[@Chesterton7]

She's one of the great joke writers.

[@thesouthtxhunter]

Freaking awesome comic!

[@BonnChnd]

Great job Dina! You are brilliantly funny 😂

[@robertstrader2011]

Dina delivers whether it's roasting or calling a big pile of cats a meowtain.

[@swaggoffosaurmunchakoopas2013]

I watched 8 mile for the first time yesterday and youtube just started recommending these to me for some reason

[@marcelinopenaazzouzi]

I hope you eventually took the belt from Eli in later tournaments.

[@debojyotibanerjee2832]

She has pure evil mind And I love her for that.

[@mujtaza]

I'm glad facebook recommended you on my news feed. You're very smart and gorgeous.

[@Blargaldalien]

Missing is the one where she stated Dave Kinney needed a rd inside him, to keep his heart from breaking.

[@ryanrhodes5819]

Yeah I agree. That was an ingenious connecting rod

[@djbloodshot]

This chick is great

[@TravisAndRuby]

Murdered their spirits.. 🔥🔥☠️☠️

[@Glyphmetal]

Did the roast with Rosebud Baker get taken down? I watched it ages ago and went looking for it because of the dead sister joke but couldn't find it.

[@TriHarderKenp]

Savage!

[@GS300pusha]

Classic

[@indiablackwell]

what an assassin. I love it

[@chihchang1139]

Damn...is Dave okay?

[@Avocadomolotov]

subscribed!!!

[@hieromalo4147]

I'd like to see Dina vs Esther Povitsky

[@clintbeasthood9758]

Is this Dina's official page or just a fan page?

[@AnthonyLeighDunstan]

Rigged the way Dina lost to Ellen DeGeneres’ very own “single white female” stalker.

[@78deathface]

Ouch

[@klinmayhem4310]

WHAT THE FUCK 01:27

[@yogurtandtea]

Kween

[@MacIntoshMann]

is there such thing as going too far in a roast battle? i feel like jokes about dead family members are beyond fucked up. it’s nothing to do with the character of the person you’re roasting. it just feels like mocking someone else’s grief for cheap laughs.

[@troypaskert685]

The more I see of this Dave character the less I care for him.

[@zf5656]

jeezes christ, this club is unnecessarily dark. My favorite humor may be satire, and next to that easily dark humor. But, unless you knew that person's mom who died, you might want to teeter on that line a bit more.

[@realbatman3580]

noice

[@bossHogOG]

KZbin allows you to add optional captions. No need to ruin your brilliant punch lines for us easily distracted, hearing-able.